Kiss Me Like This
by reptilia28

Rating: PG
Ship: Harry & Hermione
Canon: Books 1 - 5
Genre: Humor, Romance
Status: Complete
Length: 2,702 words in 1 chapter
Published: 8 Sep 2007
Last updated: 8 Sep 2007

Before Ron and Luna's wedding, Harry and Hermione share a drunken kiss. Will it ruin their friendship, or will it lead
to something more? H/Hr, R/L For once, no Weasley bashing!

From the Unofficial Portkey Archive: https://portkey-archive.org/story/7640/

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1. Kiss Me Like This

Is there a word for people who are constantly taking on their own challenges because no one else seems to want them?

I also forgot the wedding sequence in Deathly Hallows, and wouldn't check it even if I had it available.

Savor the moment, people; this is the only fic I've written that portrays Ron in a positive light, and will probably
remain that way for a while, if not forever.

I don't own Harry Potter. If I did, I'd be a hell of a lot richer.

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“No, Hermione, don't sit there, sit there, or else the nargles will get you,” Luna said, pointing at a specific spot on
the table. Hermione rolled her eyes before sitting down at the seat that Luna had assigned for her.

After the war, Ron and Hermione had decided to end their relationship, and Ron surprised everybody by hooking up with
Luna Lovegood. Now, four years after Voldemort's defeat, Ron and Luna were getting married, with Harry as the man of
honor and Hermione as a bridesmaid respectively.

Right now, Hermione was beginning to question the wisdom of that decision.

“I'm sure that the nargles will leave me alone, Luna,” Hermione said, having been long jaded with Luna's inane
ramblings. Luna simply smiled caringly.

“I'm just looking out for you,” the blond said, patting Hermione on the shoulder. Hermione simply nodded her head
halfheartedly and looked down at her turkey sandwich. They were currently performing the rehearsal dinner at a posh new
hotel that had opened up in Diagon Alley, so instead of the mounds of food that the hotel would be serving at the actual
wedding, they simply ate carry-out from the Leaky Cauldron pub down the street.

“…But I thought the man of honor was supposed to sit next to the groom,” Harry said as Luna pushed him into the seat
directly opposite of Hermione. She noticed that Harry had a muggle beer bottle in his hand, and he looked slightly
dazed.

“Yes, but that seat has been infested with dinglepicks, and I need to disinfest it before anyone can sit down on it,”
Luna said, patting Harry on the shoulder before walking away. Shrugging, Harry drank a gulp of beer and set his bottle
down.

“So, how's life been, Hermione?” Harry asked as he patiently waited for Luna to sort the rest of the guests in their
respective chairs before eating.

“It's been decent,” Hermione replied, shrugging. Soon, all the guests were seated and the room erupted in chatter as the
guests ate their meals.

After dinner, the guests stood up and began making small talk, the women drinking glasses of white wine while the men
all held bottles of various muggle beer brands (ever since Harry had introduced Ron to muggle beer, he hasn't been able
to get enough of the drink, and insisted that it be at every public gathering). Harry and Hermione had quickly retreated
from the noise and bustle of the crowd to a quieter side room, where only a few people seeking similar silence dwelled.
Hermione took another good look at Harry, who seemed to be swaying slightly, and he was squinting his eyes, even though
the room was fairly dark.

“So what was the reason this time?” Hermione asked flatly as she sipped her wine.

“The usual,” Harry said, taking another pull from his beer bottle. “I don't talk enough, I don't pay attention to them,
I spend too much time around you, and all that stuff.” Hermione sighed dejectedly. She hated that she was a reason why
Harry always ended up breaking off his relationships with his girlfriends, as well as the week-long drinking phase that
followed. “Oh, don't beat yourself up, `Mione,” Harry said, slurring his words slightly. “I'm just going to have to find
a woman who'll accept that we're a package deal, that's all.”

“Whatever, Harry,” Hermione said dismissively. “I guess I should take you back to your room, before you hurt yourself,”
she continued, noticing that he seemed to be having difficulty standing up. “And maybe sign you up for Alcoholics
Anonymous. I hear that they have a London chapter somewhere,” she said teasingly.

“I'm not an alcoholic!” Harry exclaimed as Hermione looped his arm over her shoulder and dragged him to the lift. “I
simply imbibe of it a little too much when I'm depressed; it's not like I go and hammer myself every day.” Hermione just
rolled her eyes as she pressed the button to call the lift.

“Whatever you say, Harry,” Hermione said dully as the lift doors opened. “At least it's the last day, and you'll be back
to normal tomorrow,” she added as she pressed the button to take them to their floor.

“Yes, I perfectly timed it so I would be stone-cold sober for my best mate's wedding day,” Harry agreed, giggling
childishly. When they reached Harry's room, Hermione dug into his pocket and pulled out the key, opening the door and
hauling Harry into the bedroom.

“You be a good boy and get some sleep, and I hope that the hangover tomorrow will teach you something, but I doubt it,”
Hermione said as she let him drop onto the bed.

“What can I say? I'm a slow learner,” Harry said proudly as she walked out of the room, the door drifting closed behind
her. When Hermione walked into her own room, she saw an owl sitting on her balcony, a letter tied to its leg. Hermione
walked up to the owl and took the letter before it flew away. She looked at the address and recognized the handwriting
of Jonathan, her boyfriend. Ripping the seal open, she pulled out the letter and began to read.

Dear Hermione,

I'm sorry that I couldn't make the rehearsal dinner for your friend tonight, but I had important work to do. But there's
something else about me that you should know.

I've met someone else. Someone I can relate to better. You're nice, but you're always so wound up, so uptight that you
just drive me nuts! I found someone who's calmer, more laid back, and I decided that it's best if we end our
relationship.

Jonathan

Hermione sighed as she crumpled up the letter, fighting back the tears that were welling up in her eyes. She honestly
thought that she and Jonathan had a chance, but apparently not. Hermione threw the letter into a dustbin and pondered
her next move. After a few minutes of thinking, she grabbed a bottle of firewhiskey out of her pantry and walked over to
Harry's room. Several seconds and expletives after she knocked, the door swung open to reveal a tousle-haired Harry.

“Can I help you, Miss Granger?” Harry asked, a tipsy smile on his face.

“Got enough room for one more to wallow in misery?” Hermione asked, holding up the bottle of alcohol.

“Always,” Harry said, shuffling aside so she could step in. “You must be really upset if you're joining in my little
activities,” Harry said, eyeing the bottle in her hand.

“You have no idea,” Hermione said, before shaking her head and correcting herself. “Actually, you have a very good idea.
Jonathan broke up with me, and the git didn't even have the stones to say it to my face,” she growled as she found two
glasses and poured a healthy serving of firewhiskey into each of them. She held one glass out to Harry, who took the
offered drink.

“The git doesn't know what he's missing,” Harry said honestly. “If he can't see what a wonderful person you are, then
that's his loss.” He held up his glass as if to propose a toast. “To us, a couple of broken-hearted fools.” Hermione
simply sat for a moment, before clinking her glass against his.

“To us,” she said, taking a sip and grimacing as the drink burned its way down her throat.

Over the next hour, the two friends continued to drink and wallow in their miseries, until they were both completely
pissed.

“And then, and then…I don' rememb'r,” Harry slurred, having long since given up the fight to remain upright, and simply
sat propped against the bed, Hermione right beside him. Harry looked at Hermione, her hair lank and her eyes bloodshot
as alcohol coursed through her veins. And yet, in Harry's eyes, she never seemed more beautiful, and wondered why he
hadn't seen it before. “You're very beautiful,” Harry said, the massive amounts of alcohol that he had consumed
loosening his tongue. Hermione looked at him and gave him a lopsided grin.

“Thank you,” Hermione slurred, slowly leaning forward to him, as he was to her. A voice in their minds was telling them
that this was wrong, but their drink-addled minds did not hear them, and soon, their lips were touching. They felt a
tingle shoot from where their lips met and course throughout their body. Unfortunately, they couldn't enjoy the
sensation, for their bodies had selected that moment to shut down, and they both collapsed onto the floor, unconscious.

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Ohhhhh, my head….

Those were the first words that came to Hermione's mind when she stirred the next morning. Her head felt like someone
had stuffed it full of nails and used it for a bludger. Not only that, but she heard a loud banging in her head, like
someone set off a bomb right next to her ear.

Oh, that's just her heartbeat. That's okay then.

Crawling her way to Harry's nightstand, opening it and grabbing one of the sobriety potions that Harry stocked up on
whenever he was on one of his benders, she pulled the cork off and drank the foul-tasting potion in one gulp, and the
pain immediately vanished. She pulled herself onto the bed, being careful not to disturb Harry, while she covered her
eyes, trying to collect her thoughts. Okay, she carried Harry to his room, check. She got a letter from her boyfriend
saying that they were over, check. She went to Harry's room and got completely smashed, before kissing….

Oh, bugger, she thought. She quickly gathered her things and ran back to her room, throwing off her clothes and jumping
into the shower.

You idiot, Hermione ranted mentally to herself as she felt the hot water pouring down her back. You worked for years to
bury your feelings for Harry, and now you brought it all back up because you went and got drunk. Way to go!

Hermione had eventually decided that she would just ignore it and hope that Harry wouldn't remember when he finally
awoke.

But why then did the kiss feel so right?

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She spent the rest of the day milling around, getting the final touches ready for the wedding, as well as getting her
pale blue bridesmaid dress on. At eight `o clock that night, Hermione stood in her place near the altar next to where
the bride would stand and Harry stood at his place behind Ron. Harry smiled innocently at Hermione gave a mental sigh of
relief; Harry hadn't given any indication of remembering the events of the night before.

The music swelled, and everybody turned to the far end of the room to see the three-year-old Victoire Weasley throwing
white rose petals, followed by Luna walking down the aisle in a flowing white dress, being escorted by her father. When
they reached the altar, Mr. Lovegood kissed Luna on the cheek before taking his seat and the Ministry official held up
his hands.

“Gathered beloved, we come here today to witness the joining of Ronald Weasley and Luna Lovegood in holy matrimony. Any
here that has just reason as to why these two should not be wed, speak now or forever hold your peace.” When no one
spoke, the official continued. “Marriage is a sacred oath, one between two souls and not easily broken, and that these
two young souls have chosen to take that great step is proof their love and devotion to one another.” The official
turned to Ron. “Do you, Ronald Billius Weasley, take this woman to be your lawfully wedded wife, in good times and bad,
in sickness and in health, for richer or poorer, until death do you part, so help you God?” Ron gulped nervously and
nodded slightly.

“I do,” he managed to say. Nodding in satisfaction, the official turned to Luna. “Do you, Luna Aliana Lovegood, take
this man to be your lawfully wedded husband, in good times and in—” he began, but was interrupted by Luna's excited
“YES!”

“Well, we are certainly excited today,” the official chuckled, before turning to the four-year-old Ted Lupin. “Boy, the
rings,” the official whispered. Looking up from the speck of dust on his jacket that he was picking at, Ted held up the
pillow where the two wedding bands were tied onto. Ron and Luna took the rings and slid them onto their partners'
fingers. “By the power vested in me by the Ministry of Magic, as well as that of the Father, the Son and the Holy
Spirit, I now pronounce you man and wife. You may kiss the bride.” Grinning, Ron bent over and gently kissed Luna on the
lips. “Ladies and gentlemen, may I introduce Mister and Missus Ronald Weasley,” the official said over the applause.

Soon, the crowd drifted to the buffet table and the dance floor, watching the bride and groom dancing to a Celestina
Warbeck love song. Soon, everyone was spinning around on the floor, including Harry and Hermione. As they moved and
swayed to the music, Harry bent down and whispered into Hermione's ear.

“Let's go outside,” he whispered, and they slowly drifted out into the courtyard, where they danced by themselves.
Neither of them noticed that Luna was watching them leave the room.

“I think that they're about to find something that they've been seeking for a long time,” Luna said conversationally.

“Oh?” Ron said, looking at his new wife. “What makes you say that?” Luna giggled lightly.

“Why, the split-horned toe-rabbits, of course,” she said.

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Even though they could barely hear the music, they continued to sway in place. “Last night made me realize something,”
Harry said conversationally. Hermione tensed slightly at the words. He remembered.

“Oh? Like what?” Hermione asked, trying to keep her voice even, blinking back tears.

“It made me realize that all the women I went out with, I ended up comparing them to you at some point,” Harry said,
chuckling. “And none of them measured up.” He gently pulled away until they were at arms length. “What I'm trying to say
is, I think I'm falling for you, Hermione,” Harry said softly. Hermione couldn't hold her tears back and let them roll
down her cheeks.

“Harry,” she gasped breathlessly. “You have no idea how long I've been waiting for you to say that.” She wrapped herself
into a tight hug around him, but Harry pulled away. Then he held her face in his hands and lowered his head, brushing
his lips against hers.

“I mean it,” Harry whispered so softly, she could barely hear him.

“Then kiss me again,” she said. Smiling, Harry readily complied.

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You shouldn't kiss me like his, unless you mean it like that,

`Cause I'll just close my eyes, and I won't know where I'm at.

We'll get lost on this dance floor, spinning around,

And around and around and around.

They're all watching us now; they think we're falling in love,

They'll never believe we're just friends.

When you kiss me like this, I think you mean it like that,

And if you do, baby kiss me again.

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This is my first Harry Potter one-shot, and my first songfic in a looooooooong time (last one was horrible, so don't ask
about it). I hope that you enjoyed it.

The lyrics are by Toby Keith.

Don't forget to read and review!
