Play Wizard

Sorrentomoon

Rating: R
Genres: Drama, Romance
Relationships: Harry & Hermione
Book: Harry & Hermione, Books 1 - 5
Published: 25/08/2004
Last Updated: 25/08/2004
Status: completed

My response to Holland Sauce’s ROR challenge. Hermione poses for Play Wizard.

Chapters

1. story

1. story

Hello all,

I posted this story last night and when I awoke this morning I had nine bad reviews out of ten. I was so upset that I took it down. I thought about it some more and decided to put it back up with a plea for constructive criticism. In about two weeks time I will re write the story using the advice that you give me. I have to tell you that I don’t have a beta currently and if your willing to help me with that also it would be much appreciated. I need to learn from this experience so here is the story. (help with conveying things without dialog would be greatly appreciated.)

Thanks Liz

“Number 16 apartment B. Ah that must be it.” Colin Creevey looked up at the red brick 3 story apartment building in front of him. He was still surprised that yesterday he’d received a confidential letter from his boss informing him of a shoot. Normally he chose the subject and the time but this seemed important for some reason. He walked up to the second floor and rang the bell. A few moments passed and then the door swung open and a voice called out.

“Come in. I’ll be out in a sec.”

The voice belonged to Hermione Granger, one member of the trio that conquered lord Voldemort in his 6th year at Hogwarts. Hermione, along with her two best friends Harry and Ron had moved into a three story apartment building that Harry had bought after graduation. Both Harry and Ron played professional Quidditch for the Chudley Cannons and Hermione worked for the Ministry of Magic in their archives section. Hermione emerge from the bedroom with a slight smile.

“I guess you got the message then?” She asked

“Yes, but are you sure you want to do this?” He asked.

“I know it seems strange but I think it will be fun. You don’t have any objection do you?”

“No, I must admit I’m a little shocked but also honored that you requested me for the job. I hope I can do you justice.”

“I’m sure you’ll do a good job. When do you want to do the shoot?”

“Is now a good time?”

“I was thinking more towards next Thursday at lunch time?”

“Ok, I’ll organize the shoot and owl you the details.”

“Ok, Bye Colin.”

“Bye.”

After Colin had left Hermione thought back to late last week and the beginning of her troubles. Ginny had invited her to lunch in Diagon alley. After several ‘wriggly witches’ she turned on her.

“Hermione, you know the magazine that Bill owns.”

“Yes.”

“Well Bill and I were wondering if you’d be interested in posing. Nothing to bold, just a few tasteful shots.”

“Am I going to be naked in any of these photos?”

“Not totally, maybe just topless or in sheer lingerie.”

“And what do I get out of it?”

“A way to make Harry jealous.”

“I don’t think Harry will be jealous as much as he will be angry, but it does sound like a bit of fun. As long as I’m not totally nude and Colin Creevey takes the photos.“

“You’re the boss. I’ll owl Bill right away. This is so cool Hermione. You’ll love it.”

“So when will you pose Gin?”

“When my mother will let me. Which is some where on the other side of never.“ Both girls burst out laughing at this.

Well Ginny I hope it is fun.

*****

Hermione received an owl later that day with a studio number on it. I hope I’m doing the right thing. Maybe I should go and see Ginny. Ten minuets later Hermione was standing in the lounge room of Ginny’s apartment.

“I’m having second thoughts Gin.”

“Hermione you can’t back out now. You have to do it.”

“Why Ginny? I know I said I would and I know Colin would do a great job but I’m not sure if I want to take my clothes off.”

“One, You won’t be nude just semi nude. Two, Harry will get to see how gorgeous you are and three you need to do something for yourself.”

“Wouldn’t it be easier for me to apperated into Harry’s bedroom in sexy lingerie? And what do you mean ‘for myself’. I do lots of things for myself. I buy books and nice clothes…”

“Hermione, If it were that easy you would have apperated by now. You wear nun’s clothes and spend so much time reading by yourself that you fail to notice how beautiful you really are. Put on some sexy lingerie prance around in front of the camera and show the world that Hermione Granger is a sexy goddess!”

“Well when you put it like that Gin.” Hermione said with a smile.

“I knew you would. Let’s go and get you fixed up. You need a fake tan and those eyebrows need work.”

“Hey, I thought you said I was a goddess?”

“Even Goddess’s need a little pampering.” And with that she apperated them both to ‘Wanton Witches’ in Diagon alley.

The shop looked like any normal muggle beauty parlor. There were witches having their hair and nails done but there was no acrid smell that the muggle shops have. Everything was done with potions and wands. Ginny smiled at a tall blond witch behind the desk.

“Hi Liz, I was wondering if you could squeeze Hermione in this morning. I’ve lined her up a photo shoot with Colin this afternoon.”

“Sure Gin. Well Hermione, come with me. You’re a very lucky girl if Colin is doing your shoot. He’s the best. Invented his own developing technique, Did you know?”

“Yes I did. I went to school with him. I have lots of his earlier work at home.”

“Well now. What do you want done Ginny?”

****

Hermione pulled at the diamond clasp on the front of her white two piece swimsuit. The material was sheer enough that you could see the outline of her nipples and the darkness of her bush through it. The tanning job Ginny has done really does look spectacular.

“Ok Hermione. Just climb up the pool stairs and as you get to the top step reach one hand up and smooth your hair back exposing your neckline to me. Then bring your head around and pout into the camera before smiling.”

Colin looked as though he was really enjoying this shoot. Hermione took a deep breath then mover up the ladder with a slight seductive wiggle before smoothing her hair and licking a drop of water off her top lip.

“Excellent Hermione! That thing with your tongue works even better than what I had suggested.”

“How many more shots Colin I’m freezing?”

“That’s the last one. Why don’t you get changed into the leather outfit and I’ll set the scene.”

Hermione hurried to the dressing room. After applying a few drying spells on herself and her hair Hermione looked at the leather cat suit Colin had chosen for her. It had thigh high red leather boots, a mini black leather skirt, a tight red and black bustier and a black choker and chain. This one is for you Gin. As she laced up the front of the bodice Hermione noticed that her fingernails looked very plain against the black so with a quick vanity spell she change them to a deep fire engine red. The boots were tight and the skirt was very indecent but after looking at herself in the mirror Hermione flt suddenly very powerful. I don’t think I should wear a leash. A crop would suit me better. With a flick of her wand she transformed the choker chain into a riding crop. I am woman hear me roar.

Colin was gob smacked as she walked out of the dressing room. Her hair was flowing wildly in soft curls about her head and her bosom was heaving with each purposeful step. He couldn’t help but fire off a round of shots. He knew he’d have to digitize the background later but that wouldn’t matter.

“Just do whatever you want Hermione. I’ll just shoot you.”

Hermione looked around at the huge four poster bed that Colin had set up against a plain backdrop. The comforter was a deep purple and the sheets were satin. She strode up to the bed post and hooked a leg around it. With a pull she launched herself upside down and hung off the bed by her feet. Her hair hung down to the floor and she pulled at her bustier until the bow popped apart then with a grin she hoisted herself around and onto the bed itself. She rolled over and over in the sheets before sitting up and wrapping her legs to the side she unlaced the top completely. When it finally came off she grinned devilishly. I hope Colin can handle this. Goodness what am I doing? I must be out of my mind. Her breasts bounced and hung like two perfect cantaloupes and with her hand she chased the circle of her nipple. Flinging herself back onto the pillows, Hermione spread her legs and placed her hand over her exposed crotch. She moved very carefully and pretended to play with herself for a moment. She watched as Colin moved to capture this photo of her from the side before rolling onto her stomach and kicking her heels in the air.

“That…that…that’s enough Hermione.” Colin gulped. “I can get two good shots from that.”

“Ok Colin. What came over me? Umm, one more scene right?”

“Yeah, want to shoot it now?

“Yes. I want to get it over with.” Harry and Ron are going to kill me.

Back in the dressing room Hermione found a set of plain black wizard’s robes and a slinky camisole and g-string set. The camisole was a soft periwinkle blue and there were also matching high heel shoes. Hermione put on the items and magically trimmed the hair around her mound until it was just a vertical line. Her breasts pulled at the light weight material and her nipples were clearly poking through. There was a split between them and the fabric fell away to either side below it exposing her belly button and her now shaped pubic mound. The panties were just a flimsy and left nothing to the imagination. Last shoot, Here goes nothing. Hermione emerged wearing the items and walked to the back of the room. Colin had set up a library setting with a comfy chair and a small table. She sat down and curled her legs up exposing part of her right shoulder.

“Ready Hermione? Now just put the book down stand up and walk towards me taking your clothes off as you go. Ok… go!”

Hermione moved forward to get up and more of her right shoulder became exposed followed by the left side as she stood up before it billowed open and finally fell to the floor. She smiled pushed her glasses up into her hair.

“Perfect Hermione. The magazine goes out tomorrow and I promise you’ll be on the cover. You did great. I hope I can shoot you again some time.”

“I don’t know about that Colin.” Hermione answered picking up the fallen robe. “I think I’ve had more than enough modeling for one witch.”

“It’s our loss then. I have to go develop these, Will you be all right?”

“Yes Colin and thank you for helping me. I don’t think I could have trusted another photographer. I trust that these pictures will be tasteful.”

“Ok bye Hermione. I’ll send you a copy by owl tonight. The rest of the wizarding world will have to wait until 9am tomorrow.”

“Bye Colin.” Well that’s the easy part over.

*****

Hours later Hermione sat on her bed. Ginny had flooed over earlier and the two were waiting on the midnight arrival of the magazine.

“I’m so glad you did it!” Ginny exclaimed. “How did it feel? Taking your clothes off for Colin of all people?”

“I guess I didn’t really think about Colin all that much. I felt kind of powerful and to keep my mind on the task I kept imagining that the camera was Harry, so that made it easier.”

“Do you think it will make him flip?”

“I hope so. How goes things with Neville?”

“Neville is sweet and things are going ok but, honestly I can’t stop thinking about Draco. I know that’s terribly unfair and I don’t want to hurt him but the truth is if Draco asked me to come home to him. I’d go.”

“Oh Gin. I’m sorry Draco was such a prat. I’m sure he’ll come back. He knows how you feel. Just give him time.”

A moment later the girls were interrupted by a loud hoot from outside the window. Hermione looked apprehensively at Ginny before opening the window. The old tawny owl flew into the room and perched on Hermione’s desk chair. Hermione grabbed an owl treat and fed it to the bird before taking the package.

The brown paper cover was tied with string and a card was attached. It read. ‘Our best issue ever. Enjoy Colin.’ Hermione cut the string and pulled out the magazine. She took in the cover and smiled. Ginny grabbed it off her and began to look through it.

“Wow, you look awesome Hermione. I love that swimsuit… and the leather….oooh books and nakedness, but how can you hang upside down like that? Hermione are you really doing yourself?”

Hermione looked over Ginny’s shoulder and saw the sideways shot of her playing with herself exposed across the centerfold.

“Wouldn’t you like to know.” She answered with a wink.

******

Harry landed with a thud followed by the rest of the team. Practice had started early that morning and they were only now breaking for breakfast. Harry grabbed two plates and moved over to where Ron was toweling off.

“Forty saves in 5 minutes isn’t easy mate. This kind of training could kill me.” He said.

“No, you’d have to stay alive long enough for Luna to tell you off for being dead.”

Ron smiled. He had been dating Luna for two years now and was trying to work up the nerve to ask her to marry him. Katie and Alicia walked over to Harry and Ron with their plates and sat down. Both girls had joined the Cannons after leaving Hogwarts and had also come out of the closet about each other.

“Oh man. I forgot my drink.”

“I’ll get you one. I forgot too.” Harry offered.

He walked over to the buffet table when he over heard someone say Hermione’s name. Harry looked towards the source and was surprised to see that it was Craig Davison. Craig was Harry’s replacement seeker and as such he didn’t get a lot of air time. This has caused him to become most sour towards both Harry and Ron. It would be safe to say that the feeling was mutual. Harry turned and walked over towards the group. Craig looked up and smiled at Harry.

“I didn’t know your best friend had it in her Harry.” He taunted

“Have what?” Harry asked.

Craig simply smiled even broader and handed him the magazine. Harry stared down at the cover of the magazine. There was a witch in red and black leather walking up towards him with a title reading ‘BOOKS AND CLEVERNESS’ the last word then disappeared and was replaced with ‘SEXYNESS.’ Harry looked at the witch again and felt his heart stop. Hermione!

“RON!” Harry roared spinning around with the offensive mag still in his hand. He shook it toward the startled red head.

“Hermione is on the cover of ‘Play Wizard’ Magazine!”

“What? Show me.” Ron, Alicia and Katie ran over to Harry and Ron snatched the magazine out of his hand. Sure enough His earliest crush and current best friend was walking towards him with a riding crop in her tiny hand.

“If you like that Weasley You should see page 7.” Craig shouted.

Harry spun on his heel only to have Angelina and Katie grab his hands and hold him back.

“He’s not worth it Harry. He’s only trying to work you up.” Alicia said

“If you want to be mad at someone maybe you should talk to Hermione.” Katie suggested.

“Your right.” Said Harry still fuming. “I’ll go and see her.” I’ll get changed and go now. How could she do this?

Ron looked up from the magazine which he had opened to see the extent of Hermione’s exhibition. He was currently on page seven watching her move out of the pool.

“Not without me your not. I want to know her explanation also.”

“Come on then. Let’s go.”

****

Fred woke to the banging of wings on glass. He opened the window and allowed the delivery owl entry to his room. He grabbed two Gellons from his bedside table and placed them into the pouch on the birds’ leg. He then took the brown paper package and the owl left. Closing the window he walked out into the hallway of the apartment her shared with his twin brother George.

“Oi! George!” He called. “The new issue of ‘Play wizard’ is here. I haven’t opened it yet.”

George emerged from his room with a yawn. “Well open it then. I wonder why Bill told us to look at it last night? What did he authorize this month that would be so inter…”

Before he could finish Fred stripped the magazine of its brown paper and both boys were staring at Hermione on the cover.

“Bill you dog. How’d you get Hermione to pose?” Fred asked aloud. Bill had asked the twins if he could borrow some money to start the magazine 4 years earlier. Having seen the muggle success the twins had obliged for a small 10% share.

“I wonder what ickle ronniekins will think. He used to have a crush on her you know.”

“I’m more worried about what mum will think. You know dad will get a copy too.”

As if on cue the fire erupted and Molly Weasleys’ head appeared in the fire place.

“Oh, there you are boys. Family meeting at the burrow tonight. Don’t be late.”

And with that she disappeared.

“Boy is she mad.”

*****

Harry apperated into Hermione’s apartment only to find it empty. Ron was close behind him.

“She’s not here. Dam it!” Frustration grew in the pit of his stomach. “I’m going home to change them we’ll go looking for her. Without waiting for a response he apperated again into his own apartment.

On the coffee table in his apartment was a brown paper package. The note attached told him it was from Hermione. He opened the paper to see the magazine. Her chocolate brown eyes were staring at him. Quickly he threw it down on the table in disgust. How could Hermione do this to him? She was his best friend and now she was some magazine tart. He stood up and walked out of the room and into the shower.

The hot water beat down hard onto his back. Where is she? Why did she do this? Doesn’t she know how beautiful she is? This makes her look cheap and she’s worth so much more. He turned around and began to wash his hair. Why do I care so much about this? It was then that the realization struck him. He was jealous. Unnerved by this insight he exited the shower and moved back into the lounge room.

Seated at the table he opened the magazine up. Page seven wasn’t it. He turned to the page and was greeted by a bronzed babe in a white bikini. As she moved towards him Harry let out a gasp. Her swimsuit might as well not be there for all the good it did. He turned a few more pages. Hermione was in leather again. Swinging upside down on a bed post and pulling the bow apart on her bustier. Harry felt himself begin to grow hard looking at these pictures. A few pages later he found her in a chair reading a book. Her robes were falling off and she soon stood wearing a blue camisole. That’s my Hermione. Books and cleverness with a dash of sex.

Harry couldn’t contain himself anymore. He put the magazine down and began to stroke himself while he thought of her. Not in the leather or in pool but in a chair with her glasses on and a book wearing next to nothing. It didn’t take long for the sensation to build or for relief to wash over him. With a quick cleansing spell he moved to find some clothes. He still wasn’t happy with Hermione but he also had to tell her how he felt.

*****

Harry knocked on the door of Ron’s unit.

“Ready to go mate?” He called through the door

“Yeah. But Harry mum just flooed me and said there is a big family meeting tonight and that Hermione has agreed to come and explain herself to every one. I think we should wait until then. You know, see what she has to say.”

Harry sighed. “Your right. I’ll meet you at the burrow tonight then.” With that he took off. He walked back down to his flat and opened the door. Hermione smiled up at him from the cover of the magazine and he knew he couldn’t stay at home. Grabbing some floo powder Harry jumped into the fire place. “Diagon alley” he shouted.

The alley was bustling with students getting ready before the new school year starts. Harry wandered his way through the throng of people until he reached madam makins. With a sigh Harry decided to look for some new robes. As the shop assistant took his measurements Harry overheard Hermione’s name for the second time that day.

“..Who would have thought that that mudblood would have such a nice rack?”

Harry knew that voice. With a few quick strides Harry tore apart a curtain and was glaring at Draco Malfoy.

“Hello Potter. Come to gloat over Hermione’s body? Oh wait you haven’t seen it. Well its right here in this magazine.”

Harry glanced and saw Draco was holding out the centerfold for Harry to see. Harry hadn’t seen that picture yet. Hermione was photographed on her side with her head thrown back and her hand buried in her crotch. The look of rapture on her face mad him grow hard again.

“This is as close as you’ll ever get. Because she doesn’t like you in that way does she potter.”

Harry felt rage build up inside him and with a SMACK Draco was knocked off his perch and on to the floor. Blood ran from his nose.

“I think you should get that looked at Malfoy. It looks broken.” With that he turned and left the shop.

*****

Harry arrived at the burrow at 6:30 sharp. Looking around he saw Bill, Charlie, Fred, George, Ron and Ginny. Along with the Weasley brood was Neville and Hermione.

Hermione looked up as he entered the room.

“Well now we’re all here I suppose I should start.”

Hermione moved to the front of the room. Everyone moved into comfortable chairs and Hermione began her story. She told about Ginny’s suggestion and Bill’s approval. She also spoke of her own reasons and how she hoped everyone would understand that she did it for herself and not to offend anyone.

There was silence for a long time after she had finished and it was only broken when molly started shaking.

“My children caused this.” She shouted in barely checked anger. “My youngest for the idea. My eldest for the outlet and my twins for the funds. I am so ashamed to be a Weasley right now.” With that molly got up and left the room. Everyone followed and after a moment Harry and Hermione wee left alone.

“Hermione, I can’t say I’m happy about what you have done. In fact I’m quite furious. How could you pose naked for a filthy magazine? Wizards will stare at you. They will undress you with their eyes every where you go. Your body will be known in every pub from here to Hogsmede and back again. You look so… so… Cheap!”

Hermione looked up at Harry. Her own anger growing inside.

“Cheap? Harry they are tasteful photographs. Your problem is that they are of a side of me that you refuse to see. I am a woman Harry. I have needs and wants and desires. I am a sexual person and is it so wrong to want people to view me as such?”

Harry looked at her. “Hermione your beautiful, But… Why did you have to have them published monie? Couldn’t you have kept them to yourself?”

“You never would have seen them if I kept them to myself.” Whoa did she do this for me?

“Hermione, did you want me to see you like this?”

“Are you saying you don’t want to see me like that?”

Hermione looked deep into Harry’s eyes. A tear slid down her face and Harry moved to wipe it away. She looked up and their lips brushed. The sensation deepened and Harry moved down and kissed her. An eternity later they pulled apart.

“I’m sorry if I hurt you Harry I promise not to pose for a magazine like that again. The truth is that I love you.”

“Hermione, I love you too. Let’s go home.”

Harry gathered Hermione up into his arms and apperated them back to his flat. Ginny brought her back in from the door and turned to face her family.

“Well, Harry got the girl.” she said with a grin

******

Harry landed next to the bed. He dropped Hermione onto the bed while he stripped off his clothes. Hermione took off hers and moved back to kiss Harry. Her breasts bounced into Harry’s hands and she felt his hot kisses along her abdomen. She leaned back and he hovered over her.

“How do you want it Honey?” Harry asked seductively into her ear. Hermione rolled over onto all fours and looked back at Harry. He moved into position and slid his length into her dripping wet hole. There would be time later for long slow sex right now both Harry and Hermione were too far gone to last very long so Harry moved with hard rapid strokes pounding Hermione into an orgasm, Her clenching release gave Harry his own outlet and both tumbled onto the bed in ecstasy.

Harry snuggled up to Hermione on the bed.

“I love you Harry.”

“I love you too Hermione. You know I never thought I’d end up with a play wizard centerfold.”

Hermione groaned and whacked him with her pillow.

FIN

Holland Sauce’s challenge requirements:

1 - The Gang are all 21

2 - Voldermort was destroyed in seventh year

3 - Harry, Hermione and Ron live together

4 - Harry and Ron play for Chudley Cannons whilst Hermione works for the MOM in the Archives section

5 - Hermione now wears glasses (All those years with books with small text and just candlelight to read by can't be good for her eyes)

6 - Neither Harry or Hermione have ever really had a relationship, Harry because of his fame. Hermione because of her feelings for Harry

7 - Harry loves Hermione but it takes him getting jealous to realise it

8 - Harry and Ron don't know about Hermione's pictures until a teammate neither of them particularly likes shows them the mag!

9 - Ron is with Luna or Lavender, you decide

10 - At least two of the Gryffindor Quidditch Girls from the first three books must be on the Cannons roster!

11 - Harry and Hermione have a BIG fight over the pictures (Let's face it, they can both be stubborn when they want to be!)

12 - Hermione almost pulls out at the last minute but Ginny talks her into going through with it!

13 - Colin Creevey the photographer!

14 - Malfoy taunts Harry and/or Hermione and gets a broken nose for his trouble

15 - Molly is livid with Hermione and Ginny for letting Hermione go through with it!

16 - The twins, Bill, Charlie, Neville and at least one more out of Seamus, Dean, Ernie McMillan and Justin Finch-Fletchley see the photos.

17 - Ginny and Neville are either dating or married!

18 - When their finally together Harry must say something like 'Never thought I'd end up with a Playwitch centrefold!'

19 - ENGLISH - ENGLISH please, that means Mum and not Mom!!!!

20 - 10,000 words min!!!!