The Not So Secret Diary of Lily Evans

Kitastrophy

Rating: PG13
Genres: Romance, Humor
Relationships: Lily & James
Book: Lily & James, Books 1 - 6
Published: 09/04/2006
Last Updated: 10/04/2006
Status: in_progress

Lily Evans is a self-controlled witch with utter-most respect for all those around her. That is until James Potter walks into the room, of course. When James steals Lily's very most secret diary, can he win her over just by reading it? And when the truth comes out, will Lily wish it never happened?

Chapters

1. The Diary

2. Linda Egby

3. Plan Superman

4. A Little Cold Over Christmas

5. Black Eyes

6. Bacon!

7. Will You Go To Hogsmeade With Me?

1. The Diary

Summary: Lily Evans is a self-controlled feelings with utter-most respect for those around her. That is until James Potter walks into the room, of course. When James steals Lily's very most secret diary, can he win her over just by reading it? And when the truth comes out, will Lily wish it never happened?

Disclaimer: I do not own anything in the Potter wizarding world, including most known characters and the basic plot line I built on. I do, however may own some characters that you know nothing of.

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Chapter One: The Diary

James smiled and looked at the locked diary. He didn't know how he had pulled it off, but all he knew was that he held the secrets to someone's mind, someone's feelings, and someone's heart. Yes, for he, James Potter, had Lily Evans' diary.

Of course, there was this one problem of figuring out how to open it, but he knew that he would find a way to see its secrets inside. Right now, the cover just kept on flashing words like, Whoever's got my diary I will kill you, give me back my diary, if this is you Potter, stop fantasizing about me and give me my diary back!

`Ahhhhhh, sweet Lily,' he thought to himself. `One day you will come to your senses and you will be all mine.' He always knew that he was obsessive, but he had only just come to realize in his fifth year of Hogwarts that the reason that he chased after and pranked Lily, was that he truly, and deeply…...

“Oi, Jamesie!” a voice yelled, breaking his thoughts of a certain red head. Looking around he spotted his best friend Sirius sitting in a chair beside him in the Gryffindor common room of Hogwarts. James then realized that he was covered in cushions, meaning only one thing.

“What was that for?” he shouted at Sirius, as yet another cushion was pelted at him. Sirius looked bewildered.

“Come on, mate, you've just been staring at this book for the last ten minutes and we've been trying to talk to you!” Remus, James' other best friend cut in as James looked down at the diary again.

“Oh.” He simply said, his thoughts drifting onto the topic of Lily again. Sirius, tired of trying to get James' attention, looked over at the book in James' hand in time to see the words, `if this is Potter, stop fantasizing about my chest and give my diary back!' scrawled in neat hand writing on the cover. Sirius laughed and jerked the book out of James' hand.

“Well, well, well. Look what we have here Moony, Evans' diary!” he said mischievously. James, only just realizing then that Sirius had Lily's diary got up and held out his hand.

“Give it to me!” he demanded. Sirius just looked back at James.

“Well, why don't we grab the popcorn and have a look at the show!” he said, trying to open the diary as James chuckled.

“Good luck mate, believe me, I've tried.” He said. At that moment, the girl that he was thinking about walked into the common room with her friends, Gianne Hartley and Elle Thomson.

As soon as she walked in, James tried to get the diary from Sirius, but Sirius just held it behind his back so Lily couldn't see it and kept on dodging James. In the end making James tackle Sirius down and pin him to the ground.

Lily took one look at James, Sirius, Remus and Peter and rolled her eyes. Noticing the position that James and Sirius were in she raised her eyebrows.

“Gosh boys, I didn't know that you were into that sort of thing. Could you please take you're love fest upstairs, we have to study.”

James looked at how they were positioned and got off Sirius, taking a step back. Lily smirked and walked over to a group of chairs at the other side of the common room.

James thought he had a good chance and walked over to them.

“Hello Evans, have I told you how stunning you look today?” He asked, sitting in the chair beside her and giving her one of his smiles that would melt any girl's heart, that is other than Lily's, of course. Lily didn't look up at him, but continued to get out her books.

“Only about two times this morning,” she said in a bored voice. “Then about three times at lunch, then about five time in History, and of course those seven times at diner.”

James smirked, okay, so what if he gets bored in History of Magic. You would too!

“Well that's not enough, so I'll say it again. You look absolutely stunning, Evans!” he said, and gave another one of his smiles.

Lily sighed, `God, doesn't he get the picture? I don't like him!' she thought. But then another voice came into her head, `but you have t admit, he is pretty hot…' Lily sighed again and then realized what she had just thought.

“Ew!” she exclaimed, a little too loudly than what she was intending for. Elle looked at her in an understanding face.

“Oh my god, Lily, I know! Not only do we have to do five feet on the History of Magic, but we have to make it like we actually know what we're talking about! And this is on some stupid Troll war!” she said.

Lily sighed and looked at her friend. `The company I keep around sometimes!' Just then, Sirius jumped up holding something and exclaimed,

“I did it!” James looked in horror at what Sirius had in his hand and ran over to him. But Sirius, seeing him come over, pelted his way up the boys staircase.

“Padfoot, I swear if you don't give it to me I will pound you so hard and shove your new broomstick so far up where the sun don't shine that-”

But what James would do with his broomstick wasn't heard, but instead was replaced by a big, “OW!” (Most presumably Sirius.)

Lily shook her head and smiled a little.

`Boys. Can't live with them, sure as hell can't live without them.'

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A/N: Hey everyone, hope you enjoyed reading this chapter, reviews are welcome, and….. yay! Lol, my first story up here. I don't know how long I waited, but I'm sure it's worth it. Many more chapter to come, and I'll cya all around. Bye!

.Kit.

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2. Linda Egby

“Sirius, I'm serious! Give it back!” James' voice rang throughout the Gryffindor tower.

“But you're not Sirius, I am!” a small voice could be heard following it. Lily rolled her eyes, gave her friends a look and went back to her work with Elle and Gianne.

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Up in the seventh year boy's dormitory, James and Sirius were both out of breath. James had finally gotten Lily's diary from Sirius and was currently sitting on his bed and clutching his side in pain.

“Well,” Sirius managed to say through his gasping. “Are you going to read it or not?”

James looked at the book in his hand and back at Sirius. He shook his head. Sirius gaped.

“Why the bloody hell not!” he demanded, still a little bit short of breath “I went through all that trouble of opening it for you, and now you're not going to read it!”

“Because, if I read it now I'll want to say stuff to Evans. So, I figured, that I'll read it next week at Christmas when Evans is at her house, when no damage can be done.” He groaned, and lay back on his bead. “Oh yeah, and thank you so much for kicking me!”

Sirius muttered to himself in disgust and took the diary out of James' hands.

“You're welcome, and if you're not going to read it, I will.” He said grumpily, opening the diary to the back.

Suddenly, tiny fireworks came out of the diary, bouncing off of the walls.

“Ok, listen to this. `Oh my god',” Sirius read aloud from the book, “ `Soon it's going to be Christmas, and I am so excited. No more stupid arrogant boys for me. Even though it's the last year of Hogwarts, I still can't wait for it to end. Yadda yadda yadda, blah blah blah', Aha! I found it mate, some stuff on James Potter!” he said to James. “Now we will know what the other species think of you!” James shook his head.

“Sirius, I don't want to know, just give it back!” he demanded. Sirius shook his head.

“No! I want to know what Evans thinks of you. Ahem. 'James Potter infuriates me. This morning I woke up to find myself in a sea of garden gnomes, and I know it was him. What's worse is that they started kissing me and saying stuff when I woke up. Then they started attacking Elle and Gianne for trying to save me!' Mate, that was pretty awesome when you did that, I have to give you credit for that.” Sirius chuckled, as he continued on. “'But don't worry, I will get him back, when he least expects it. Gianne and I are planning something big. We would get Elle to help, but she really doesn't have the brain capacity for it. So now I'll leave you with these final words. For everything that James Potter has done to me, I will get him back, and hit him twice as hard than he could ever expect'.” Sirius sighed and closed the diary, giving it to James. “Mate, I think she has it out for you.”

James shook his head.

“Nah, you think?” he said sarcastically. James put the diary under his pillow. “Come on mate, we've got quidditch practice all tomorrow.” He said, and they went to bed. Remus and Peter came in a little later, yawning.

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The next day, James and Sirius walked into the Great Hall, closely followed by Remus and Peter, and sat at the Gryffindor table. Sirius leant into James and whispered to him.

“So, you think she's realized that it's missing yet?” he asked. James looked confused.

“Missing what?” he asked, completely confused, while Sirius looked disgusted.

“MISSING THE FLIPPING DIARY YOU PRAT!” he bellowed into James's ear. James looked furious.

“SHUT UP!” he yelled. “NO ONE'S SUPPOSED TO KNOW THAT WE HAVE A CERTAIN L.E.'S DIARY!” he continued, not at all worried that he was giving away the vital plot to a certain L.E. that was standing right behind him with her hands on her hips.

“Excuse me!” she demanded, “No yelling in the great hall! As Head Boy, you should know better than that, and it is my responsibility as Head Girl to remind you that! And I think that you should know better than that to not go around reading Linda Egby's diary, she doesn't like you, and she's a lesbian, so leave her alone!” Sirius smirked.

“And how do you know that Egby's a lesbian?” he asked. Lilly rolled her eyes.

“Well,” she started, “If Potter for once actually did a good job of stalking me, then he would know how I know that Linda's a lesbian!” she said matter-of-factly. Sirius looked disappointedly at James.

“Mate, couldn't you do a good job? I really wanna know how she knows that Egby's a lesbian!” he complained. “PLEASE tell me! And why do you think that it's Egby's diary?” he said suspiciously as an afterthought. Lily sighed.

“Well, there was that time in fifth year that I suspected it, coz she kept on finding excuses to feel me up, then there was that time in sixth that she said that she was a lesbian and started snogging me before I could pull away.”

Sirius looked disgusted.

“Prongs! Why weren't you there!”

“And, as to your other question, all the other L.E's are either guys, wait a minute…” she said, looking at Sirius and James suspiciously before continuing. “Okay, so they're either guys, or really ugly girls, and considering your history, Black, I would highly doubt it.” She concluded, James nodding heavily at the last remark, before she shook her head and walked off to join her friends at the other end of the table. James turned to Sirius.

“Merlin, that was close,” Sirius smiled.

“Come on, time for Quidditch!” James said grabbing a doughnut and racing Sirius down to the Quidditch pitch.

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A/N: Well, second chapters up, hope you liked it! Reviews are most welcome.

Sailor Universe: lol, yeah. I don't really think Lily was paying attention though, :P. thanks for the review.

jeanniefillion: lol. I didn't really know if I should have him opening the diary in the second chapter or first, but I'm glad with the choice I made.

dudette3993: thank you so much! It's appreciated :D

Anonymous People: lol, thanks for the reviews! I think that there are some things that Sirius are good at, breaking into a girl's diary must be one of them.

Thanks for the reviews from everyone! If I've missed you then I'm sorry and I'll add you as soon as I can ^-^

Yeah, so I Hope you enjoyed this chapter, it may be a bit weird, lol, but next chapter we'll all find out who Linda Egby is.

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3. Plan Superman

Lily sighed as she watched James and Sirius race out of the great hall. She knew she shouldn't mess with their minds, but she had to admit, it was kind of fun. Gianne giggled.

“What you tell `em this time?” she asked, watching Lily's frown turn into a smirk.

“I told them that whoever's diary they had was Linda Egby!” she said, putting on a goofy smile and crossing her eyes. Elle's laughed.

“Who on earth is Linda Egby?” she exclaimed, stifling her laughs a bit. Lily stopped laughing and rolled her eyes.

“Elle, if I knew who Linda Egby was, I wouldn't have used her name!” Gianne went into silent fits of laughter as Elle's face went into confusion.

“But…” she stammered. “Why did you tell them that the diary they had was Linda Egby?” she asked. Lily sighed at her friend's stupidity.

“Well, brainiac, it was so that I could stir Potter up and make him feel bad about doing a bad job of stalking me, as he usually does, and then it was just plain fun seeing Black's face when I went on to tell them that Linda Egby was a lesbian and had felt me up and snogged me.” She finished, a bit out of breath. Elle's face lit up.

“Oh!” she said. “But then, why did you use Linda Egby's name, and how do you know that it's not your diary they have, you know, L.E., Lily Evans….” Lily sighed, yet again.

“Because, everyone knows that they never remember any girl's name that they've met, and it was the first name that came to mind. And, it can't be my diary, because, because…” Lily bit her lip and looked shiftily around. “Because I don't have a diary, no, not a diary at all.” She said, breaking out into maniacal laughs and looking at the two with force.

Elle started laughing with Lily, just for the sake of laughing and Lily stopped, letting Elle continue. Lily looked at Gianne, who rolled her eyes and motioned to get away from Elle. Lily nodded and stood up with Gianne, leaving Elle at the table, laughing her head off with her eyes closed. It was only when Lily opened the door of the great hall that Elle realized that they weren't there, and ran after them.

“Hey!” she called, tripping over and getting back up. “Wait for me!” She ran out of the Great Hall after Lily and Gianne.

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Remus turned to Peter.

“Do you think we should tell Prongs that Lily's messing with him again?” he asked. Peter gave a nervous laugh and shook his head.

“Nah,” Remus said in agreement. “Let him find out the hard way. It is quite amusing.”

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Outside, on the Quidditch pitch, James was circling, 50 meters above anybody else of the Gryffindor team when he saw a redhead, brunette, and closely followed by a blonde, emerge from the Hogwarts front doors, making their way towards the pitch. Smiling, he flew down to where Sirius was scoring a goal.

“GOAL!” he cried, as the quaffle went through the middle hoop. James laughed as the Gryffindor Quidditch captain blew the whistle to signal the end of training. James flew down with Sirius and landed on the grass just as Lily, Gianne and Elle entered the pitch stadium.

“Well, well, well, ladies, come to see me all hot and sweaty and very sexy, have you?” Sirius called out to them. Lily and Gianne burst out giggling, Elle having a confused look on her face.

“What?” she asked, as they both headed over to the seats in the stadium. Lily sighed.

“Don't worry Elle, its just phase 1 of plan Superman,” she said, giggling more as Sirius and James headed their way.

“Plan Superman?” Elle asked, a bit dazed. Gianne shushed her as James and Sirius came to stand in front of them. He smiled.

“Hartley, Thompson, Evans.” He said, nodding to the first two and setting his gaze on Lily. Inwardly, Lily sighed and rolled her eyes. `Come on Lily,' she thought to herself. `Don't get worked up. Must-think-of plan Superman!' Lily smiled sweetly at both James and Sirius.

“Potter, Black.” She said, battering her eye lashes ever so slightly. `God Lily, you make me so sick!' she thought.

James's heart leapt. `Lily Evan's is smiling at ME!' he thought.

“So boys, how was training?” Gianne piped up from beside Lily. Lily and Gianne had gone over the script one hundred times that morning. Sirius looked suspiciously at Gianne, then Lily.

“Why do you want to know about training?” he asked. Lily sighed and stood up, closely followed by Gianne and Elle, who was still baffled.

“Just in the spirit of things. And I do like Quidditch, you know.” She said sweetly, walking up to stand in front of James. “You are planning to win the game against Slytherin, aren't you?” she said, looking innocently at him. James smiled at her.

“Well, only if you want me to, Evans.” He said a bit too full of himself. Inwardly, Lily was puking her guts out. `Do it for plan superman, Lily! It's all about plan superman!'

“Of course I do, why wouldn't I?” she asked, brushing against him as she walked past, Gianne and Elle in tow. “See you later, Potter.” She said, leaving a glazy-eyed James and a suspicious Sirius standing at the edge of the pitch.

“Mate, she's up to something.” He said to James, looking at the exit the pitch. James sighed.

“I don't care, she's talking to me!”

As soon as they had walked out of the pitch, Lily and Gianne collapsed with laughter.

“He actually bought it!” Gianne cried. Elle looked confused.

“So, what is this plan superman?” she asked. Lily linked arms with Gianne and Elle and walked back up to the castle with them.

“Well, Plan superman is…”

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A/N: Ok, so now we've found out who Linda Egby is. Pretty lame, but it's alright anyway. Hope you're enjoying the story so far! Reviews are still most welcome, and there's a plan, now! Lol, I think you'll find it good in the end, but until then, just smile, nod your head and back away slowely ^-^

Bye guys!

.Kit.

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4. A Little Cold Over Christmas

“Lily Evans, you are bad!” Gianne cried. Lily smirked.

“It comes with the package, darling!” she said in a snooty voice, laughing hysterically with Gianne and Elle. Elle started coughing and Lily whacked her in the back.

“Ow! Lily! That hurt!” she whined. Lily looked at Gianne and rolled her eyes.

“So,” Gianne continued. “When are we doing it, and what are you gonna do until we're done with plan superman?” she asked. Lily smiled.

“Well, I haven't really thought of when, but until we fulfill it, I think we should go to phase 2.” She said simply. Elle and Gianne looked confused.

“What is phase 2, exactly?” Elle asked, tilting her head to the side. Lily gave an evil grin.

“Phase 2 is to play with their heads,” Gianne's smile wavered.

“Their?” she asked and Lily sighed.

“Gi, if this is going to work, we need them both distracted, I've already got a plan for Remus, and I'm pretty sure Peter won't have a clue on what's going on.” She said. Elle turned her head towards Lily.

“What plan for Remus?” she asked. Lily smiled angelically.

“You'll see.” She said.

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Lily, Gianne and Elle walked down into the common room together. They walked over to James, Sirius, Remus and Peter. Lily smiled at all of them.

“Potter, don't forget, we have a heads meeting later tonight, and, oh, while I remember Remus?” She said, smiling evilly. Remus looked at her in suspicion.

“What.” He said, glancing at the three girls. Lily giggled. `That's odd.' He thought. `Since when does Lily giggle?' James just sighed and ruffled his hair.

This caught Lily's attention and she was just about to roll her eyes when she caught herself. `The plan Lily.' She thought. `Remember the plan and all the things he's done to you.' Lily nearly made herself puke by smiling at James. James beamed when Lily smiled at him.

“Elle has something to tell you, Remus.” She said, glancing at Elle and then back at Remus. Elle bit her lip and glanced at Lily as her cheeks turned red.

“Yeah Elle?” he asked her, now turning his attention to her. Lily had to bite the insides of her cheeks to keep herself from laughing as Elle grabbed Remus and kissed him firmly. Blushing even more, Elle ran to the portrait and practically jumped through. Remus stood there like a stunned mullet. Lily held her hand up to her mouth to hide her smile, turning her eyes into pools of pity.

“Sorry Remus,” she said, lowering her hand to show a serious face. (No pun intended). “She was supposed to say more to you. But you know, this crush that she's had on you has been on for a long time, and I guess she was just nervous, eh?” she said, smiling sweetly and shrugging a bit. Remus looked at her with open eyes.

“W-what!” he squeaked. Lily smiled inside. `This is going to be a lot easier than I thought.' She thought.

“Well, she has liked you for a long time!” she said, putting on her innocent face. Remus blushed a bit and walked up the boys stairs. At this point Sirius was laughing so hard that he fell over, bumping into Gianne and pulling her down too. `Excellent!' Lily thought. `Both plans, underway!' Gianne looked a bit surprised and disgusted, but remembering plan superman and phase two, smiled broadly at Sirius and flattered her eyelashes a bit before getting off of him. All James had done ever since the girls had come down was stare at Lily.

Lily linked her arm with Gianne's and looked at the three remaining boys.

“Bye Pettigrew, Black, James. She said, nodding at them all and smiling at James. `You know,' Lily thought, `I could get used to this.' Lily realized what she had just thought and whacked herself in the head. Gianne looked startled at Lily.

“What did you do that for?” she asked curiously. Lily looked at Gianne in panic.

“Just thinking about something I shouldn't be thinking.” She said truthfully. Gianne smiled at Lilly.

“What, like how sexy the boys are gonna look when we do plan superman?” she asked, battering her eye lashes. Lily looked at her for a minute and then they both started laughing and walked out of the common room in search of Elle.

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Sirius looked at James.

“Have you noticed how fine Hartley looks?” He asked James with a quizzically look on his face.
“I've never really noticed.” James took one look at his face and laughed.

“Watch out Padfoot, your face might get stuck that way and people will actually think that you like doing work!” he gasped in between laughs. Sirius looked at him in horror and covered his face with his hands.

“No!” he cried. “Not my face! Anything but the face!” he said dramatically and fell to his knees, pretending to wither in pain.

“So, you think Moony'll come down anytime soon?” he asked, looking up the stairs. Then it hit him.

“Padfoot?” he said. Sirius looked up at him from the floor.

“Yeah?” he asked. James's eyes widened.

“Lily just called me James!” he said, jumping up in the air and shaking a fist. Both of them were too happy, James about Lily calling him James and Sirius about remembering that he still had cake upstairs to realize that A) Peter wasn't there, and B) the girls were up to something.

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Lily sighed. `Thank god.' She thought. `They aren't any of the wiser.' Her thoughts were interrupted by a wail of despair.

“How could you guys!” Elle cried. “You know that I like Remus, and you just made me go up to him and kiss him!” Gianne silently laughed. “And then you told him that I liked him! Which is the truth, mind you, but why?! Why me?!?” Lily sighed and patted her friend on the back.

“Elle,” she sighed. “Face it, at one point in time you had to tell him how you feel, its better that now he knows!” Elle looked up at James from where she was sitting on the grass next to the lake.

“But Lily,” when he finds out about the plan, he'll think that I don't really like him!” she wailed. Gianne sighed.

“Listen Elle, you know as well as I do that Remus doesn't like you!” Elle gaped at her. “But, still, if he doesn't fall for it, we can make a love potion, at least they're not illegal yet!” she said, hopefully lifting Elle's feelings. Elle sniffed.

“Listen guys,” Lily said, looking at them thoughtfully, “I just thought of a way to make this more entertaining.” She said, smiling. The two girls looked at her in confused faces. “You're not doing anything this Christmas, are you?” Gianne looked at her suspiciously.

“Why? She asked. Lily smirked.

“Because, I think for once the seventh years should have a, little ball at Christmas.” Gianne gaped.

“No way!” Lily smiled.

“Yes way, girls, I think someone's going to be a little cold over Christmas.”

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A/N: Hi everyone, hope you liked this chapter, it's a bit confusing I think, but it'll get easier to understand when Plan Superman unfolds a bit. Reviews are welcome, happy reading!

.Kit.

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5. Black Eyes

A/N: IN this chapter there is some violence, lol. Just thought I'd tell you. And Sirius lovers, don't kill me!!

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“What do you mean `she's staying here for Christmas'!” James demanded, shaking a scared looking Remus. Remus bit his lip.

“Well, it's simple really,” he said, pulling himself out of James's grasp. “She, Gianne and Elle have decided to stay here for Christmas.” James groaned and started hitting his head on the wall of the seventh year boy's dormitory.

“Noooooo, this can't be happening!” he groaned. Remus gave Sirius a questioning glance.

“Why is Lily staying here a bad thing?” he asked. Sirius sighed.

“Because, Moony, Prongs here has a certain book that belongs to Evan's, and you see, he wants to read it. I want to read it! But he won't fricking let me read it!” he cried. Remus rolled his eyes.

“So why is it a bad thing? Why haven't you just read it already? Not that I'm agreeing that you should have it anyway.” he asked. James stopped banging his head on the wall and sat up on his bed.

“Because, if I read it now, it'll me tempt me to say some cocky remark about something that she's written, and she can't know that I have her diary, let alone that it's even missing!” he said. Remus cocked his eyebrow.

“But if you have her diary, then what does she think she has?” he asked. James's jaw dropped and his eyes grew wide.

“Oh no!"

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Meanwhile, a frantic red head was rummaging through her trunk.

“Where on earth is it!” she cried, tossing clothes and books everywhere, going to her bag, she toppled everything out and scattered everything around, looking for that one book. Unknown to her, a pair of eyes were watching her.

“Where on earth is what?” Gianne asked, emerging from the shadows. Lily screamed and tripped on a discarded shoe, landing in a heap on the ground.

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James looked up.

“What the hell was that?”

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“Jesus, Gi, you scared the crap out of me!” Lily said, placing her hand over her heart. Gianne laughed and helped Lily up.

“Okay Lily, you've been up here for at least two hours looking for something, what is it?” she asked. Lily bit her lip.

“You promise you won't make fun of me?” Gianne smiled slightly.

“When have I ever made fun of you?” she asked, pulling a face. Lily frowned.

“No, I'm being serious, Gi, you swear not to tell anybody, ever?” Gianne sighed.

“Sure, I swear, now what is it.” Lily bit her lip and looked down.

“I was looking for my diary.” Gianne laughed.

“Is that what this is about! A stupid diary!” she cried, falling on Lily's bed and landed on a quill that snapped. “Ouch!”

“Gi!” she pleaded. “It's not just a stupid diary! It's got all my secrets, all my thoughts, it's me, Gi. I can't have anybody read me.” Lily plopped back on the ground. “I don't want anybody to be able to read me!” A look of concern swept over Gianne's face.

“Why didn't you just tell me it was so important!” she said, sitting next to Lily and patting her on the back. A thought clicked on in her head. “You know what I think!” she exclaimed. Lily looked at her.

“What?” she asked. Gianne bit her lip.

“I think I might know who has your diary.” She said.

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“POTTER!!!” a scream was heard. James's jaw dropped when he heard his name being screamed out. Sirius looked at him.

“Did that sound like Evans?” Sirius asked. James bit his lip, and his eyes bulged when he heard feet stomping up the boy's stairs.

“Lock the door!” he demanded, getting up and diving in front of the door, stopping it from flying open as Lily flung herself into it and Remus locked the door while Sirius joined James in barricading it against her.

“POTTER! GIVE IT BACK!” Lily screamed in fury, slamming her body into the door again. By now, heads had poked out of their dorm rooms and several people were inching up the stairs to see what all the commotion was about, Gianne and Elle included.

“Give what back?” James asked, in a careful voice. Lily slammed her body into the door again.

“YOU KNOW EXACTLY WHAT IT IS, POTTER, AND I WANT IT BACK RIGHT NOW!” she yelled, slamming her body, again, into the door. The door buckled.

“Jesus, for someone so small, she's bloody strong!” Sirius said, over Lily's screams, as the door nearly gave way.

“Bloody hell.” James said to the guys. “Lily!” he called out to her. “Just calm down.” She slammed into the door again. “Let's talk about this!” Gianne ran up the stairs and caught Lily just as she was about to slam into the door.

“Lily! Stop! You're going to hurt yourself!” Lily just ignored her and slipped out of her grip, and slammed into the door again. The door shook.

“What do you mean, hurt herself!” Sirius cried out to Gianne in panic as the door gave way a little more.

“She's more likely gonna hurt us than her!”

“JUST GIVE IT BACK, POTTER, AND YOU WON'T GET HURT!” Lily cried, adding in quickly behind, “Much!” Lily slammed into the door again and it flew off of its hinges. She yelped in surprise as she tumbled over James who had been standing behind the door, but quickly came to her common sense and jumped onto James's back as he stood up. Hitting his head, as Sirius tried to pry her from him, Lily yelled at him.

“WHERE THE HELL IS IT!” James cringed as she hit his head again.

“ARGH! LILY! GET OFF ME!” he cried. People had swarmed at the open gap where the door used to be to get a better look at the fight. Sirius cried in surprise as Lily punched him from where she was on James's back, sending Sirius ramming into Remus' bed. James took his chance and used a muggle move that he had seen on a television once and flipped her off of his back, sending her flying down in front of him. James pinned her down.

“JUST GIVE IT BACK AND I'LL LEAVE YOU ALONE!” she screamed as she struggled to get James off of her. Unfortunately, he was too strong for her, so she gave up and went limp on the floor, her chest heaving as she tried to catch her breath. James looked at her small form underneath him and felt bad, but, remembering why he was doing this, regained his courage.

“I don't know what you're talking about.” He said, staring into her eyes. Lily struggled a bit more, but lost interest and instead looked over at Sirius who was covering an eye.

Surprisingly, Lily burst into a fit of laughter as she saw him looking helpless and lost, and with a black eye vastly forming, of course. Gianne sighed at the doorway as she looked over at Sirius too and started giggling. Remus, not knowing what to do, went over to the door and ushered everyone out. Reluctantly, everyone left, leaving a terrified Peter cowering in the corner of the room, two hysterical girls, James looking weirdly at Lily, yet still on top of her, himself, and a whimpering Sirius sitting on Remus' bed.

Remus looked over at James and Lily.

“Well, you're lucky I don't go tell McGonagall.” He said sternly at Lily, who in turn just became more hysterical with laughter. Gianne bit her lip to stop herself from laughing and walked over to Sirius.

“So, Sirius,” she said casually, “Nice eye.” She finished, before falling on the ground with laughter. Sirius looked over at Lily and James.

“I'm ruined!” he cried. “No one's gonna want to go out with me now! I'm all out of shape!” he said, touching his heavily bruised eye. Between laughter and intakes of breath, Lily managed to blurt out,

“Ge-get off of m-me Pot-potter!” she said. James looked down at her and raised an eyebrow.

“Are you sure?” he asked. “Coz I kinda like this position.” He said. Lily and Gianne stopped laughing. `You idiot!' Gianne thought. Lily glared at him before throwing an unexpected James off of her.

“You're screwed up in the head, you know that!” she said, walking towards him. She stopped in front of him. “And I know that you have my diary, so you're gonna either give it back, or pay.” She whispered dangerously, before punching him in the head and stalking off with Gianne.

James looked up at Remus with his eye covered by his hands.

“What was that for?”

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A/N: Hehehehe!! *laughs manically* Sorry, lol, don't mind me ^-^ Oh, *tear*, I loved writing this chapter guys, and It may not be all that good, but I still think it's priceless. And don't worry, Sirius WILL be okay. :D Hope you enjoyed it guys.

wizardchick292: lol, I always love making her an evil genius, its so….. adorable, for lack of better words ^-^ Yeah, Gianne was a bit cruel to Elle about that Remus comment, but I suppose she is the b**ch in the group, there's a wide variety!

Ariane: thank you! It's always fun to make people laugh :D Yeah, I do need to get it moving, there's plenty more chapters to come though, lol. So hopefully I will soon. I feel bad for Elle too. Lol, everyone feels bad for Elle! I guess she's a female version of Peter, except more prettier and…. Less like him. ^-^

Reviews are good guys, lol. That's all I can say.

Anyway, hope you enjoyed reading it, I'll get another chapter up soon.

Bye! Happy Reading!

.Kit.

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6. Bacon!

Peter crept through the dark halls as he reached his destination. The room of requirements door was ajar, because one of the members of the group inside still hadn't arrived, thanks to Remus' stunning spell. Sure, it was a little drastic, but when the time came, it was dependent on James, Sirius, Remus and Peter's survival.

“Merlin!” Peter heard through the crack in the door, “Where the hell is she!” he recognized the voice as Gianne's. Another person, Lily, sighed.

“Well, we'll just have to start without her, then. Okay, so, we've agreed on the plan?” her voice stopped as she gave Gianne time to nod. “Okay then, it's a done deal, it happens at the ball.” Peter heard Gianne laugh before a figure was seen on the other side of the door. He sprang back as it was closed. `Phew', he thought, `that was a close one!' He scurried back to the Gryffindor common room and raced up the boy's dormitory stairs where Elle had been placed after being stunned. He puffed as he bolted into the boy's room. They all turned towards him.

“Well?” James asked after a few moments of silence.

“It happens at the ball.” Peter said dramatically. Sirius rolled his eyes.

“Yes, but what?” he asked. Peter shrugged and James started hitting himself on the head.

“Mate, I can't really confirm this, but I think you're gonna die.” Sirius said, putting his hand on James's shoulder and pretended to cry. “It was nice knowing you, Prongs,” James smirked. <

“Yes, but I think you're forgetting one thing, Padfoot,” Sirius looked up.

“And what's that?"

“Usually when Evans comes up with a plan it affects all four of us.” Sirius gaped in horror.

“No way! She wouldn't sink so low! Even after she ruined my beautiful face!” he said, touching his now back-to-normal perfect face. Remus butted in.

“Oi guys, what ball? I didn't know that there was a Christmas ball.” Remus then looked at Elle.

“Are we going to set her free now?”

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“Students,” Professor Dumbledore announced in breakfast. “It may come as an inconvenience to some, who have already planned their wonderful Christmas break, but our heads have decided to show a little festivity, and host a ball. To which all third years and above can attend,” a few cheers were heard from the crowd, including a few groans.

“But I already had plans-”

“I suppose I could always stay-”

“Oh my god, this is gonna be soooo much fun!”

Dumbledore laughed a bit, “Yes, well, I'll let you all get back to your breakfast,” and sat down. Remus turned to Lily who was trying her best no to knock out James who was sitting beside her.

“What ball?” Lily smiled a bit.

“Well, I was going to be staying back over Christmas anyway, and I knew me and everyone else were going to be bored staying here, so I decided to organize a ball. It's a fancy dress one as well, the information's going to be posted up on the notice boards at lunch.” Remus looked warily at her while James just gazed, taking in her beauty as she made every little move, including eating a piece of bacon, and then choking on it.

He gasped as she started turning purple and stood up, bringing her with him and performing the Heimlich manoeuvre on her that he had seen on a muggle television before. Lily spluttered and removed James's hands from her waist with force. Sitting back down, she received a glare from Gianne.

“What?” she asked. Gianne kicked her. “Ow! Gian- Oh!” Lily turned to James and smiled bitterly at him. “Thank you James.” She said, before standing back up and leaving, Gianne and Elle running after her.

Gianne ran outside to see lily kicking a rock.

“Lily!” she called. Lily looked up at her and walked over. “What's your problem?” Lily groaned.

“Gi, you know I love this plan and I can't wait for it to happen, right?” Gianne nodded her on.

“But this is getting really hard! I mean, honestly, performing the Heimlich manoeuvre on me! Who does he think he is, superman?” Gianne giggled a bit.

“Well, I don't think he is, but he might look like him, later on,” Lily started giggling too.

“I know, but, URGH!” she screamed, scaring a few birds. “I like bacon, as well! Now I can never eat bacon again!” Elle looked quizzically at her.

“Why?” Lily grabbed a rock and pegged it at a tree.

“Because knowing Potter, he's going to remove it from the entire great hall just so I won't choke again.”

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A/N: Just a short chapter that I wrote when I got bored, it doesn't really add anything new to the plotline, just when Plan Superman; going to happen, so if you didn't read all of it, it doesn't matter much ^-^

Hope you liked it, review if you like, read on when I've got the other chapters up, I've written them, I just have to do a final edit of them before posting.

Have a good day!

.Kit.

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7. Will You Go To Hogsmeade With Me?

Dear diary.
I have no words as to what I'm feeling right now. Well, actually, I do. I am pissed. Who the hell does he think he is! `I'm an arrogant big-headed jerk who doesn't deserve your time, go out with me.' `I'm still not going with anyone to Hogsmeade yet, come with me.' I mean, what the hell?!? When he says, `Lily, I really like you and I would be privileged if you would accompany me to Hogsmeade today', I will consider it. No, if he says exactly that, I would say absolutely yes. Because I would be so surprised that I would die and I wouldn't even have to go with him! Okay, I swear on my honor of witch hood that I will go with James Potter on a trip to Hogsmeade with him if he says exactly what I said he should say, if that makes any sense. Stupid little prick. All he cares about is himself. I mean, come on, he says that he likes me, and then he goes and snogs some random girl! Really, I think that there's some child-hood problems in that little James Potter brain of his.

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James frowned. He would have continued reading down the page, but it got kind of abusive after that. Then a plan formulated in his head. `Tomorrow's the Hogsmeade trip! I can ask her exactly what she wants me to ask her and then she'll have to say yes!'

His frown formed into a grin and he closed Lily's diary. Sure, she said that she would kill him if she found proof that he had her diary, it doesn't mean that he can't read it and get some helpful hints from it.

After placing it underneath his pillow, James snuggled down underneath the covers, this wind outside howling as is brought thick snow down. After a few minutes, James was sleeping, a smile spread across his face and snoring loudly.

~~~~~~~ The Next Morning ~~~~~~

“LILY! WAKE UP!” Gianne screamed. Sure, it was holidays, but it didn't mean that Lily could sleep in! They had a whole day of shopping ahead of them! Lily turned in her sleep, but didn't wake up.

“She's always been a heavy sleeper.” Elle mumbled tiredly as she walked out of the bathroom wrapped in a towel, her hair wet. “I reckon she could probably even sleep through Potter's snoring if he was sleeping right next to her.”

“Oh, go. I know! How loud was he! He kept me up all last night.” Gianne thought for a second, and then she smiled evilly. She leant down over Lily until she was just above her ear.

“Lily,” she sung, “James is looking through your bra drawer,” Lily jumped up, knocking Gianne in the face with her head.

“Where? Get him out! Oh, sorry Gi,” she yelled, rubbing the top of her head.

“Ow! God Lily, how hard is your head?” Gianne cried, rubbing her red nose. Elle squealed.

“Oh my god, guys, it's snowing!” Lily jumped up and ran to the window as Gianne rolled her eyes.

Lily got ready as fast as she could, ran a brush through her hair quickly. Too impatient to wait for Gianne, Lily grabbed Elle and ran down to breakfast. After grabbing a few pieces of toast, Lily noticing that there was no bacon at the Gryffindor table, they both ran, got their names marked off for the Hogsmeade trip and raced outside.

“I love the snow, don't you, Lily?” Elle asked her. Lily smiled and laughed as Elle slipped on some wet snow. Suddenly, lily felt a warm breath on her neck.

“Boo,” a voice said quietly as hands rapped themselves around her. Lily shrieked and turned, slipping on the snow underneath her and landing on the snow with a loud thud. She looked up at the tall figure standing in front of her.

“Potter,” She groaned, and rested her head back on the snow. James bent down over her.

“Why, hello Lily, how are you this fine day?” he said calmly, but in truth, his heart was racing with anxiety, hoping that his plan would work. She stifled another groan and looked up as him, rubbing the back of her head where she fell.

“What do you want, Potter; only if you don't move now, my clothes will be soaked and I'll have to go buy some new underwear.” James smiled and moved, offering a hand to Lily which she took cautiously and got up.

“Lily, why do you always presume I want something?” She stared back at him, as Elle started edging away over to Remus and Sirius that were casually standing a small distance off, presumably expecting the conversation to end in another fight.

“Do you really want me to answer that?” she asked as she brushed all the snow off of her. “Now if you'll excuse me, there's a shop awaiting me to buy as much as I can, mostly chocolate and I have to go eat some pie.” She turned around and started walking, but James caught up with her and stood in her way. “James…” she started, `wait, did I just call him James?' she thought, 'Did she just call me James?' he thought, but he interrupted her.

“Lily, I really like you and I would be privileged if you would accompany me to Hogsmeade today.” She stood there open-mouthed for a few seconds before things started to kick in.

“Oh, you! I knew you had it!”

“You can't prove anything, but technically you did say that you'd go on your witch's honour if I said exactly that!” `Doh', he thought.

“Isn't that proof enough!”

“No, now come on,” he said, taking her arm, “we're going to Hogsmeade.” She struggled a bit, but when she realized he wouldn't let go, she sighed and just went along with him, leaving a disbelieving Sirius, Remus and Elle behind them.

`I am so going to regret this'. she thought.

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A/N: Okay, new chapter up, I hope you liked it. It was a bit plain for me… but it's good material. Lol, the `pie' reference will be in the next chapter, as well as a fight with Lily's ex-boyfriend… and that's about as much as I can remember ^-^

Reviews are appreciated, I'll have the next chapter up as soon as possible, and.. happy reading!

Bye!

.Kit.

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