Harry McGonagall by witowsmp

Rating: PG
Genres: Humor, Action & Adventure
Relationships: Harry & Hermione
Book: Harry & Hermione, Books 1 - 6
Published: 10/05/2007
Last Updated: 15/10/2009
Status: Completed

Professor McGonagall has watched the Dursleys all day and can see what sort of people they are.
When Dumbledore leaves Harry on their doorstep and disappears, she takes him away.




1. Defying Dumbledore
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Harry Potter and all characters, etc. belong to J.K. Rowling, not me.

**Harry McGonagall – Chapter 1 – Defying Dumbledore**

“Good luck, Harry,” said Professor Dumbledore as Minerva McGonagall watched the baby lying
outside the door of Number Four Privet Drive. The aged headmaster turned on his heel, and with a
swish of his cloak, he was gone.

McGonagall knew that she was expected to leave as well. She knew she was supposed to trust
Albus’ judgment, but she had watched these muggles all day, and they were the worst sort of people
you could ever meet. She bent down to touch the baby’s hand one last time, and he started crying.
She quickly picked him up and he stopped crying immediately. She gazed into the infant’s eyes that
looked so much like his mother’s and sobbed.

“How can that man just dump James’ and Lily’s child on a doorstep like a milk bottle when he’s
never even seen these people?” she muttered to herself. As images of what she’d observed coupled in
her mind with what Lily had told her about her sister’s hatred of magic and refusal to acknowledge
she, James, and Harry as family, Minerva came to a decision to do something she’d never done
before. Defy Albus Dumbledore. She looked at Harry’s little face again and said sternly, “I will
not allow that man to ruin your life!” and disapparated away as people meeting in secret all over
the country were holding up their glasses and saying in hushed voices: ‘To Harry Potter – the boy
who lived.’

-

As Minerva walked toward the house pushing a buggy she had conjured, she knew she had to act
quickly if she didn’t want the Headmaster to know she’d taken the child. She’d spent the night in a
muggle hotel considering her options. If she didn’t show up at Hogwarts, Albus would know she’d
kidnapped Harry, and she’d be living as a fugitive. If she brought the baby to Hogwarts, Albus
would find out soon enough and send Harry to the Dursleys, probably firing her in the process. She
needed to find Harry an appropriate home, at least for a few years. She may eventually disguise and
take him in to live with her at Hogwarts, claiming that he was her nephew or something if
necessary, but not for a few years. She couldn’t give him to a wizarding family, because they would
all know who he was. She did agree that the boy didn’t need to grow up famous. There was only one
person she could think of. She hadn’t seen him since last Christmas, nearly a year ago, but she’d
always gotten along very well with him, and thought that he and his wife were wonderful people. She
was very glad that the Headmaster had called off classes in honor of recent events.

She knocked on the door of Number Eight Churchill Drive wearing a plain muggle dress. The door
opened, and a dark-haired woman with brown eyes, who was in her mid twenties, opened the door and
smiled. She was wearing maternity clothes. She was six months pregnant and showing it very
much.

“Aunt Minnie?” she exclaimed, “and a baby. Come in.”

Smiling at her nephew’s wife, she said, “Hello Cindy. I must say you look absolutely radiant. Is
Mark here? There’s something I want to talk to you two about.”

Cindy grinned at Minerva. “Yeah. I’ll go get him. Cute baby. Whose is he?”

Minerva sighed. “That’s part of what I need to talk to you two about.”

Cindy gave her Aunt-in-law a strange glance, but walked out of the room.

A few minutes later, a blonde man with blue eyes walked into the room and hugged the kidnapper.
“Aunt Minnie, it’s good to see you again! Are you keeping those Gryffindors out of trouble?” He
continued, not really expecting an answer. “Cindy said you wanted to speak to us.”

“Yes Mark. It’s a long story. You may wish to sit down.” Minerva looked at her brother’s squib
son (who’d told his muggle wife all about the magical world so that they could visit his family)
and said, “I’ve kidnapped this child, and I want you to raise him.”

“What?” exclaimed both Mark and Cindy.

“You see,” said Minerva, “This is Harry Potter.” She then told the quick story of how Voldemort
had killed the Potters and been vanquished, and how Harry would be famous, and how Dumbledore had
wanted the boy raised by, “the worst example of humanity I’ve ever seen. He hadn’t even bothered to
meet them. Just dropped him on their doorstep with a note! He may be a genius, but he hasn’t got an
ounce of common sense if he thinks Harry would be happily accepted into that home! Anyway, as soon
as he’d left, I took Harry, and I was, er, hoping you would, well, give him a home here. I realize
it might not be the perfect time with another baby on the way, but I do hope you’ll consider it.”
She looked at them nervously with pleading eyes.

The young couple looked at Harry, Minerva, and then each other. Mark finally spoke. “Um, well, I
was going to tell you at Christmas, but in January, we’re moving to America for my job, so you
wouldn’t really be able to see him much.”

Minerva smiled brightly. “That would be even better! They’d never think to look for him
there!”

“Well, I think Cindy and I will have to talk this over. Why don’t you watch television while we
go to another room?”

“Tele-what?” asked the professor.

-

After they’d set her up watching a soap opera, Mark and Cindy McGonagall walked into their
bedroom and closed the door. He put his hands in his pockets and paced around for a few seconds
before saying, “Well, what do you think?”

“What do you think?” she countered.

He took a deep breath. “Well, the things on the positive side are that we were planning on
having more than one child anyway, and Harry does need a family. If no one has the slightest idea
where he is, then he should be safe from the Death Eaters if they want revenge.”

“Not to mention how cute he is, but we’d have to do something about that scar. It’s too
recognizable.”

He sighed, “Which brings us to the bad points. We’d not only have to hide his scar. We’d have to
disguise him in other ways. Maybe change his hair color.”

She looked sad. “You mean we’d have to keep dying his hair all the time?”

“No. I’m sure Aunt Minnie could permanently change it.”

She took a deep breath. “But don’t change the green eyes. I like them.”

“So do I,” he said smiling.

“So, are we doing this?” asked Cindy.

“If we do it, we will be kidnappers,” said Mark.

Cindy grinned. “We could just claim we found him on our doorstep the way Dumb-Old-Dork left him
at the Dursleys.”

He began to smile as he considered it. “We could have Aunt Minnie change his fingerprints and
stuff so that they won’t be able to identify him. Then we say we’ve grown attached to him and want
to keep him. That way, we really will be his guardians.”

“What should his name be?”

He smiled at his wife. “Well, I think we could stick with the name Harry, since he probably
already responds to it anyway. It is a common name that shouldn’t arouse suspicion. But I do think
we should change the middle name, and of course give him our last name.”

Cindy smiled at him. “We’ll call him ‘Harry Mark McGonagall.’”

Mark then kissed his wife deeply and then excitedly said, “We’re gonna have a baby!”

-

They went back to find Minerva immersed deeply in a program on the tele. When they walked in the
room, Mark said, “Aunt Minnie,” and she about jumped from being startled. “We’ve decided to adopt
him. We’re going to name him Harry Mark McGonagall.”

The professor smiled the biggest smile of her life. “That’s wonderful! Thank you!”

-

After McGonagall had transfigured Harry’s fingerprints, toe prints (just to be sure), and hair
(to blonde), and was able to temporarily hide the scar with a glamour charm (for a few days with a
promise to redo the charm whenever they needed her to until they adopted him) she accompanied them
to the child welfare department, but didn’t go into the office with them. She waited impatiently
for over an hour until they finally walked back with Harry in Cindy’s arms.

Without waiting for his aunt to speak, Mark announced, “They were happy to let us keep the child
while they run the fingerprints, and told us that if they couldn’t locate a relative…”

“…which they shouldn’t thanks to you,” interjected a grinning Cindy.

“…that there probably shouldn’t be any problem with us adopting him before we leave for
America.”

-

Over the next few months, Minerva was getting owls from her dead brother’s son almost every day.
She’d made it a point to only have them come when she knew she’d be alone instead of at breakfast.
As promised, whenever they were going to bring Harry to any kind of official meeting, Minerva
visited their house the night before and hid the scar. Mark and Cindy planned on talking to some
kind of muggle doctor about hiding Harry’s scar permanently when they got to America.

Albus, in the meantime, hadn’t mentioned Harry, so neither did Minerva. She’d gotten a book on
Occlumency the day after she kidnapped Harry and was working on it in every spare minute she could
find so that Dumbledore wouldn’t find out Harry’s whereabouts from her.

On the same mid-December day that the horrible news of the attack on Frank and Alice Longbottom
was in the Daily Prophet, Minnie got the good news that Harry had been officially adopted. He now
was officially ‘Harry Mark McGonagall,’ and the courts decided to claim his date of birth as August
12th 1980. Minerva was impressed that the muggle doctors had guessed it within less than
two weeks of his actual birth.

-

She spent Christmas break at their house, and brought a ton of toys and outfits for Harry, along
with some baby clothes and toys for the expected addition to the family. She also gave them a
magical two-way mirror that they could use to communicate with her. She magically hid Harry’s scar
for the last time as Mark and his family were about to go to the airport to fly to America. As they
parted, the stern teacher started crying. She knew she’d miss them all.

-

Within a few months of moving to Lansing, Illinois, a suburb of Chicago, where Mark worked,
Harry’s scar was now completely invisible, thanks to the work of a muggle doctor his adopted
parents had taken him to. It was the day after McGonagall received this news that she was summoned
to the headmaster’s office.

She opened the door to find a very worried-looking Dumbledore, pacing the floors. “Hello
Minerva, would you care for a lemon drop?” he said absently. Fawkes was nowhere to be seen.

After McGonagall shook her head and sat down, the Headmaster sat back in his chair. “I’m afraid
I have terrible news, Minerva.”

“Ter…Terrible news? What’s happened, Albus?”

“I managed to place a squib on Privet Drive to keep watch over Harry Potter a few days ago, and
she has reported that he’s not there. I personally went there myself, and I discovered that they
never found Harry on their doorstep.”

For a moment, she thought she’d been caught, but wasn’t about to make it easy for him. “They
didn’t find him?” she repeated, sounding and looking as distressed as she could.

Dumbledore nodded sadly, and then he looked back up at her. “Minerva, you spent the day there.
Did you spot anyone unusual in the area? Someone who may have been watching us and took young Harry
as soon as we left him there.”

Making sure her Occlumency shields were up as strong as possible in case he probed her mind, she
answered, “No Albus. I didn’t notice anyone.” She would’ve added, “except those horrible muggles
you left Harry with,” but didn’t want to remind him that she didn’t approve of the Dursleys.

He buried his face in his hands. “I fear that Death Eaters kidnapped him. Either to take revenge
upon, in which case he’s dead, or to raise him to follow their ways, perhaps even to be the next
dark lord.”

Her eyes widened in shock. “Surely you don’t believe…”

“What else could have happened, Minerva? It’s my fault, as Remus was gracious enough to point
out to me when I informed the Order. I should have knocked on the Dursleys’ door and personally
handed Harry to them. That would have activated the blood wards. We hope that Harry’s alive since
no one has bragged about killing him, which the Death Eaters probably would do, but we just don’t
know. Even if he’s alive, they could literally be anywhere on this planet, maybe even in a house
under a Fidelius charm, by now.” He half grinned at this. “They could be as close as Hogsmeade if
they used that charm, and we’d never even know it.” He sighed, looking older than ever before.
“Well, you’ve listened to me ramble on long enough. You may go. If you think of anything at all, no
matter how insignificant, let me know.”

-

As Minerva left Albus’ office, she felt terrible about lying to him and making him so worried,
but she reminded herself that he deserved this for trying to leave Harry on a doorstep. She also
reminded herself that it had been nearly five months since Harry had been left at the Dursleys, and
he’s finally checking on him. She knew that no residual magic would still be there by now to show
she’d apparated with the baby if anyone bothered to check, so she was in the clear.

-

Time passed by quickly, and before they knew it, on March 8th 1982, Harry’s sister,
Brianna Minerva McGonagall was born. She had brown hair and blue eyes. Aunt Minnie naturally had to
spend the Easter holiday with them to meet the new addition to the family. She of course brought a
ton of baby clothes with her, as well as a few presents for Harry.

-

“Daddy, it mommy and Brinnie!” said little Harry excitedly as Cindy McGonagall walked into the
room carrying his eight-month-old sister. Mark was sitting on the couch in the living room. Harry
still had blonde hair and no scar showing.

They’d been living in America for a year, and life was good. Today, Aunt Minnie was going to
floo to O’Hare airport to spend Christmas with them. The trans-continental floo network only went
to international airports so muggles wouldn’t get suspicious of foreigners just showing up
somewhere. People who used that were even given airline tickets. They simply went into an area of
the airport similar to Platform Nine and Three-Quarters and waited for their turn. Every ten
minutes, the huge fireplace that fit twenty people would take everyone inside to a different
airport. “Good morning, Harry,” Cindy said, hugging her little boy.

“Mornin’ mommy! Mornin’ Brinnie!”

“Today your Aunt Minnie’s coming to spend a few weeks with us.”

“Yay!” the little boy said, “She bring presents!”

Mark laughed while Cindy tried to look stern. “We don’t like Aunt Minnie because she gives
presents. We like her because she’s a nice person.”

“An’ give presents!” said Harry excitedly. This time even Cindy gave in to the laughter.

“We’ve got to go to O’Hare airport and get her,” Cindy finally said.

-

After a drive through terrible Chicago traffic, they finally arrived at the airport and looked
around until they spotted the older woman wearing a long brown dress with a matching hat. She was
pushing a trolley with several bags on it. “Aunt Minnie!” shouted Harry excitedly as he ran up to
her, throwing his arms around the dignified woman’s legs.

She bent down and returned the hug. “Hello Harry. It’s good to see you.”

“Didja bring presents?” he asked, grinning up at her with his puppy-dog eyes.

“Harry!” said Cindy as she and Mark walked up.

“Well, as a matter of fact I did, for both you and your sister,” said Minerva, “but you won’t
get them until I’ve gotten a full report on your behavior from your parents.”

“I been good, ain’t I mommy!”

Cindy smiled for about thirty seconds as her little boy awaited her assessment. “I suppose
so.”

Minerva hugged both Cindy and Mark, who embarrassed his aunt by kissing her on the cheek. “Mark,
stop it.”

-

True to her word, Aunt Minnie gave both Harry and Brianna one present each when they got home.
Brianna’s was a soft stuffed Hippogriff and Harry’s was a working miniature train that was a
replica of the Hogwarts Express. She told Harry’s parents that she’d transfigured the train from
rocks. They decided not to tell Harry about magic until he had his first accidental bout of it. He
knew that Aunt Minnie taught at a school called Hogwarts that he’d go to someday, but had no idea
of it being magical.

She was saving the rest of the gifts for Christmas day. Mark and Cindy found it funny the way
the kids had their Great Aunt wrapped around their fingers. They had her doing things that people
from Hogwarts would have never believed, such as playing hide-and-go-seek and tag. They even got
her to play the ‘tickle monster.’ They greatly enjoyed Christmas where they were showered with
gifts, and most importantly love.

-

Harry started kindergarten at five years old, and it wasn’t long before he had his first
experience with accidental magic. He’d made friends the first day with a kid named Matthew Burke,
but they quickly made an enemy out of a bigger kid named Brian Popovich. He’d made fun of Harry
because he needed glasses, so he and Matt decided to prank him. Brian was sitting down on a chair
when Matt ‘accidentally’ spilled his drink, orange soda, on the floor in front of Brian. Harry was
on the floor tying Brian’s shoes together. While Harry was tying them, Brian noticed and grabbed
Harry’s hand and started squeezing it as hard as he could. Harry was scared that his hand would be
broke, and all of the sudden Brian’s hand started to hurt so he let go. Forgetting that his shoes
were tied together, he got up and fell, landing face-down in the puddle of soda.

Unfortunately for Harry, the teacher had seen part of it, so Harry was in trouble. After school,
while Harry was being grounded as his sister enjoyed the story, there was a knock at the door. Mark
answered it.

A short, thin middle-aged man with black hair that was starting to turn gray was standing at the
door wearing a gray suit. “Hello. Mr. McGonagall, I presume?”

“Yes.”

The stranger extended his hand and Mark shook it. “I’m Stephen Kirk. May I come in for a few
minutes? It has to do with your son and what happened at school today.”

He sighed, hoping the other kid’s parents weren’t suing or something stupid like that. “Come
in.”

Once they were settled down in the living room, and Cindy had gotten them some tea,

Stephen said, “To put it simply, your son performed accidental magic today, which means he is a
wizard.” He paused, as though expecting an argument.

Cindy smiled. “Well that explains it. We were wondering if he were a wizard or not.”

Mr. Kirk seemed surprised. “You…you know about magic.”

Mark smiled. “Oh yes. You see, I’m a squib from England. In fact, my aunt is the Deputy
Headmistress at Hogwarts. I guess Harry will be going there when he’s old enough.”

“Really?” said the man happily. “If your aunt teaches there, I suppose there wouldn’t be much
point in trying to persuade you to send Harry anyplace else when he’s eleven.”

He chuckled. “I’m afraid not. If I sent Harry to any other school, she’d never speak to me
again.”

“If you’re from England, than I assume you’ve heard of the restriction for underage magic they
have over there.”

“Yes,” he said, nodding.

“We in America think that’s rubbish. All we worry about is secrecy. As long as he doesn’t
perform the magic around muggles, we don’t care. While we do have boarding schools like Hogwarts
that start at age eleven, we also have schools where wizarding children are taught basic magic, as
well as the foundations of many of the courses taught at Hogwarts. They meet from five to six p.m.
on Monday through Friday, and on Saturday seven-thirty a.m. to twelve-thirty p.m. Each weekday is a
different subject, and Saturday is all five subjects.”

“The first year classes are Latin, which is helpful in learning spells; basic wand handling,
which includes safety and all the different wand movements; simple charms, simple transfiguration,
and simple herbology. Some of them continue while others, such as wand handling, are replaced by
classes such as potions, and eventually defense, although we wait until the children are ten to
start that. If you started him now, he’d be well ahead in his classes, and might even be able to
skip a grade at Hogwarts. Instead of going by ages, we start kids when they perform their first
accidental magic. We find that teaching to control magic then helps prevent more accidents. Our
first term starts two weeks after muggle terms, because starting school tends to cause accidental
magic. Therefore by waiting those two weeks, we almost double our enrollment.”

“Well,” said Mark, looking at his wife, “What do you think?”

“It sounds good, but maybe we should ask Harry what he thinks.”

“We should probably ask Aunt Minnie’s opinion too. Mr. Kirk, could we get back to you?”

“Of course,” he said with a smile. “I know that’s a big decision. Here are some forms to look
at,” he said, pulling out his wand and conjuring a brochure, along with legal-looking papers. “Just
let us know by the end of the week. I’ve also left instructions to the nearest wizarding
neighborhood where you can buy wands and books, and anything else magical you’d like whether you
choose to put Harry in Wentworth Witchcraft Elementary School or not.”

-

That night, they talked to Minerva over the two-way mirror, who seemed very pleased about it.
She was unaware of the differences in American wizarding laws. She’d always assumed underage
restrictions were the same everywhere. She was all for it, so they just needed to talk to
Harry.

“Well Harry,” said Mark nervously, “Do you remember how that boy Brian’s hand was hurting for
apparently no reason?”

“Uh-huh,” said Harry, looking down like he expected to be in more trouble.

“You did it,” said Cindy.

“No I didn’ mommy! I don’ know how!”

“We know you didn’t do it on purpose,” said Mark. “You did magic.”

“I did?” he asked, amazed. “How? Can you do magic?”

“I can’t, but your Aunt Minnie can.”

Harry looked excited. “She can?”

“Yes. Hogwarts is a magic school that you’ll go to when you’re eleven.”

His eyes were wide. “Really? Can I see it now?”

Mark chuckled. “Not for a while, but you’re learning to read. When you’re ready, you can read a
book about it that Aunt Minnie gave us. It’s called ‘Hogwarts, A History.’ Cindy rolled her eyes,
knowing it would be years before Harry could read that tome.

“Can ya read it ta me tonight?” he asked pleadingly.

“Maybe,” Mark said, “But for now, I have a question. Do you want to start learning magic
now?”

“Yeah,” said the smiling boy.

“If you do, it means more school,” said Cindy.

“But it magic school!” said Harry.

“Then you’ll start in a week,” said Mark. “Saturday, we’ll get you a wand and other school
supplies.”

“Yay!” he said raising his fists in air, victoriously.

“Oh, one important thing. You can’t tell anyone about being magical or learning magic. That’s
very important. If you do, you’ll be in a lot of trouble.”

“Ok, it secret,” said Harry.

“Yes,” said Cindy, “It’s a secret.”

“Is Brianna magic too?” asked Harry.

“We don’t know yet,” said Mark.

“You gotz ta wait til she ax dental magix someone like I done!” he said grinning.

Cindy giggled. “Yes dear, we’ve got to wait to see if she does accidental magic.”

-

Harry and Brianna (who they told since it wouldn’t stay a secret in the house very long anyway –
but she knew it was a secret she couldn’t tell anyone) were fascinated by Little Salem, the local
wizarding neighborhood about the size of Diagon Alley. This one was entered through an arcade.
There was a game called ‘Witch’s War.’ in a corner that was marked, ‘Out of Order.’ If you sat in
it and leaned into the wall it was against, you’d fall through it, but land on your feet in an area
unlike anything Harry had ever seen before. He was the first to bravely try, followed by Mark,
Brianna, and Cindy.

They all looked around, intrigued by the names on the shops, such as ‘Calumet Cauldrons,’ as
well as all the different types of creatures walking around. Mark chuckled when he noticed a
restaurant called ‘Magical McDonalds.’ They soon saw a goblin walking out of there toward the local
branch of Gringotts, which was going to be their first stop until Cindy noticed a Gringotts ATM
machine by the entrance. You’d use your debit card from a muggle bank, and it would give you
wizarding money (after charging a dollar fee). They took out enough for Harry’s books and wand,
along with plenty for anything else they might want to buy.

After they got the books and supplies, they walked into a ‘Wand Locker’ Outlet, which was
apparently part of a popular American chain of wand shops. They were surprised to find a young
woman behind the counter. Harry blushed when he saw the attractive blonde woman who was in her
early twenties. Brianna noticed and giggled until he elbowed her.

The woman was very worried as wand after wand rejected Harry, who was getting more and more
embarrassed, until finally she handed him a wand made of Beechwood and phoenix feather, nine
inches. A few red and gold sparks shot from the end like a firework when he held it. She said
uncertainly, “This doesn’t seem to be a perfect match, but it looks like it will work. You may want
to try another shop, but the nearest one is in Michigan.”

Mark smiled. “I think we’ll take this one,” he said while wondering if the perfect wand for
Harry might be in England.

“Well,” the woman said, “We normally charge seven Galleons, but I’ll let you have it for six
Galleons since it’s not a perfect match to this young man’s exquisite taste.” She winked at Harry,
who blushed and hid his face.

“Thank you very much,” said Cindy, smiling.

As soon as they left, Brianna started giggling madly and shouted, “Harry gots a crush on da lady
in der!” repeatedly until Mark caught Harry’s fist that was about to punch his sister. Harry’s face
was completely red.

“Brianna, stop teasing your brother!” said Cindy, “and Harry, don’t try to hit your sister!”

“Fine!” the siblings said together with their arms crossed over their chests and matching angry
expressions on their faces.

Mark then smirked at his son. “Is that true that you liked the lady in there?” which caused
Brianna to laugh so hard she fell as Harry hid his purple face in his hands while Cindy glared at
her husband.

-

Harry did pretty well in his new classes. He hated the Latin (which was currently concentrating
on the alphabet) and herbology, but enjoyed charms, wand handling, and transfiguration. Brianna was
easily impressed when Harry did his homework in front of her, magically sharpening his pencil. Mark
(and Aunt Minnie when he told her) was surprised to find that Harry’s school used regular paper and
pencils and didn’t require wizard robes. The pamphlet they’d read pointed out the fact that these
peculiarities often alerted muggles that something was unusual. Besides, paper and pencils are
easier to handle than parchment, quill, and ink, especially for younger children. When the kids are
older they start using pens as well.

Harry tended to be at the top of his class at Wentworth Wizarding School while average at his
regular classes. When his parents confronted him about it he said, “Magic more intrstin’ an’ I be
goin’ Hogwarts anyway.”

“Until then you’ll be going to muggle school and you’ll get your grades back up unless you want
us to pull you out of magic school,” said Mark, bluffing. He knew he’d never pull Harry out of
magic school. After all, that’s the world he belonged in. He did however know that Harry would need
reading, writing, and arithmetic even in the wizarding world.

“No! Ya can’t take me outta magic school! I run ‘way if ya do!”

Mark grinned at the panic he saw in Harry’s eyes. Cindy said, “Then pick up your other grades to
prove we don’t need to.”

“Fine!” he said.

“Don’t take that attitude with me, young man!” she said.

“Sorry, mommy,” said Harry, looking at her with his best pathetic puppy dog face.

She sighed and patted his blonde head while smiling. “Why don’t you run along and work on your
reading?” He walked to his room without another word.

-

Harry’s muggle grades did improve after that, although he did require occasional encouragement
in the form of threats and/or bribery. During the spring of Harry’s second year, a few weeks after
Brianna’s fifth birthday, she did something she shouldn’t have done. She wanted to try doing magic,
so she borrowed Harry’s wand without telling him when he’d left his room for a few minutes in the
middle of doing homework. When he returned, he saw that his wand wasn’t where he’d left it, so he
immediately got mad and went straight to his sister’s bedroom. When he quietly opened the door
without knocking, he found her pointing his wand at a pencil, trying to sharpen it. She was so
absorbed in her task that she hadn’t noticed him yet.

“GIVE IT BACK!” he shouted, scaring her and causing a red light to shoot out of the wand that
she’d instinctively pointed at the source of the noise. The blast hit Harry square in the chest,
causing him to go unconscious and fall to the floor, just as Cindy and Mark approached the room to
see what the noise was.

As Harry collapsed, tears started falling from Brianna’s horrified face. She dropped the wand
and ran toward her brother. “Harry! I SORRY!” she shouted as she took him in her arms in time to
see her parents, who did not look happy at all. She started trembling, afraid she’d hurt Harry
badly or even killed him. “I…sorry….I take wand….H-Harry surprise me.” At this point she couldn’t
even speak anymore. She just sobbed for a few minutes on Harry’s unconscious form, leaning her head
on his chest. Her parents watched, not sure what to say. Mark bent down and checked Harry’s pulse,
smiling slightly when he felt one. “Harry…Harry gonna be ok, right daddy?” Brianna finally said
through her tears.

“I think so,” Mark said, “I’m gonna call the department of accidental magic though, just to be
sure.”

“I’ll do it,” said Cindy.

As she walked toward their bedroom to retrieve the ‘other’ phonebook, Brianna sobbed, “I sorry
daddy. Is I goin’ to jail? I didn’ mean it! He, he scare me…”

He gave his daughter a hug. “I know honey, and I love you, but I can’t simply overlook the fact
that you took your brother’s wand. You will be punished after we find out how Harry is doing.”

“Yes daddy,” she said with her head bowed low in penitence. “I love you, too, an’ Harry. If
anythin’ wrong I don’ know…”

“We’ll find that out now,” said a friendly-looking man with dark hair and a graying beard. He
was standing with Cindy. “I guess I should introduce myself. My name is Oliver Brown. I’m from the
accidental magic department. We can apparate directly to the other side of a phone call. I take it
that this pretty little girl here is the one who performed the magic on the boy.”

“Yes,” said Mark, moving with Brianna to give the wizard room to examine Harry.

“I doubt she’s hurt her brother seriously,” he said as he bent down. He pulled out his wand and
performed a spell on Harry. He then chuckled as he saw the results written in shining letters in
front of him. “How old is your daughter?”

“Brianna’s five years old,” said Cindy.

“Amazing. She’s performed a perfect stunning spell on your son. I’d hate to duel her when she
gets older. She’s going to be a very powerful witch.” He then turned his wand toward Harry.
“Enervate.”

Harry opened his eyes and saw a stranger smiling at him. He flinched and then noticed his
parents there too, and he remembered what had happened, all the way to the point of the spell
hitting him. “BRIANNA! I’m gonna kill you!” he shouted as he got up.

“Now, Harry…” said Cindy.

Brianna in the meantime had gotten to a far corner of her room. “I sorry! I didn’ mean it!”

“Well,” said Mr. Brown with a grin, “Since Harry’s already going to magic school, you should
have no trouble enrolling Brianna there as well. It appears you have a family crisis to deal with.
I’ll see myself off, and you’ll get a bill in a few days. Bye.” He then disappeared with a soft
pop.

Harry started to run toward his sister, but found the strong arms of his father were holding him
back. “She stole my wand and hexed me!”

“We know,” said Mark, “and she’ll be punished. But hexing you was an accident.”

“No it wasn’t! I hate her!” he shouted and ran off to his room.

“Harry!” shouted Brianna, “It was accident! I not want hurt…” Harry’s door slammed shut and
Brianna sat down in the corner where she’d been standing, and cried with her face in her knees.

“I’m sure he didn’t mean it sweetheart,” said Cindy, walking up to her daughter.

“Yes he did! I was bad and now he hate me!” she said between her tears.

“I’m gonna go talk to him,” said Cindy, “while I think about your punishment.”

“I do Harry’s chores for a year,” Brianna declared, causing Mark to chuckle.

“Well,” said Cindy, “I’m not sure about a year, but…”

“Two year!” cried Brianna, “Maybe he forgive me then.”

“I meant that one year might be too long, Brianna. Your father and I will discuss it and let you
know our decision.” Cindy then picked up Harry’s wand from the floor and left the room.

-

Harry sat on his bed fuming. He knew his sister could use her sad puppy-dog eyes, which she did
even better than him, to get out of any punishment. She’d gone into his room, taken his wand, and
hexed him. He admitted to himself that it had to have been an accident since she didn’t know any
spells, but she shouldn’t have had the wand to begin with. He was interrupted from his thoughts by
a knock at his door. He ignored it, knowing it would either be Brianna or one of his parents
telling him to forgive Brianna. His door opened.

“Hi Harry,” said his mom. “I brought you your wand back.” She closed the door as she
entered.

“Put it on my desk, where I left it,” he said coldly.

“Do you know exactly what Brianna did to you?” she said, sitting on the chair by Harry’s
desk.

“She hexed me,” Harry said, “On purpose no matter what she says!”

“I meant what spell she used.”

His expression softened. “No, but it’s like I fainted.”

“Exactly. It’s called the stunning spell. Have they taught it to you yet at school?”

He put his head down. “No.”

Cindy wore a fake worried expression. She looked around as though to make sure no one was
listening in. “I think she’s been running off and learning dark magic so she can hex us all.”

Harry’s expression changed from angry to surprised. “What?”

“You were right to tell her you hate her. I think I’ll tell her that too.”

“Huh?”

“Your father thinks we should get her a wand and enroll her at your school, but I know
better.”

“Y-you do?” Harry was getting worried about his mom’s sanity.

“Of course. Look at what she did with your wand. We’re just lucky she was still practicing. I’m
sure she really wanted to kill you, and then everybody else.”

“Um…mom?”

“I think we should kick her out of the house now before she’s too powerful. What do you think?
Do you want to hex her a few times first?”

Harry was now clearly scared, and his mom was having a very hard time keeping a straight face.
“I, I don’t think she’s doing that. I, it was an accident. She wasn’t trying to hurt me.”

“But she took your wand. It must have been her plan all along.”

“She was, was just curious. She wanted to know if she had magic. You can’t kick her out for
that.”

“Why are you trying to defend her? You said you hate her.”

As his mom’s expression changed from fear to amusement to neutral, his face fell. “I did say
that, didn’t I?”

“Yes you did, and she’s right now in her room crying. I’ve never seen anyone as scared or sorry
as she was when you fell down. She thinks she should do your chores for two years, and then maybe
you’ll forgive her. What do you think?”

He smirked. “Well, two years without chores…”

“Harry!”

“Alright, alright. I’ll talk to her. But she did take my wand!”

“I know Harry, and your dad and I will punish her for that, but I think that she needs to know
you still love her…”

“Mom!”

“I know you boys don’t like this kind of mushy stuff, but you know that you love your sister,
and she needs to know that too! If you can say that you hate her, you can say that you love her!”
She took a deep breath. “She really looks up to you, and it really hurts her when you say things
like that. You’ve got to learn not to say things you don’t mean when you’re angry. You can ruin a
friendship that way.”

“I already said I’ll talk to her, mom.” She then hugged her son.

“I knew you would.”

-

Brianna was sitting in her room alone, still crying in a corner. The door was open because she
didn’t bother to get up and close it. This should’ve been a happy day. She found out she was a
witch. Unfortunately her very first accidental magic had hurt her brother, and now he hated her.
She looked up when she heard her door close.

Harry was standing there looking nervous. “Hi, Brianna.”

“I sooo sorry, Harry! I never do magic again!”

“What kind of rubbish is that? Of course you’ll do magic. You’ll be going to my school. You’ll
probably do better that me, judging by that spell you accidentally sent at me,” he said with a
smirk.

She smiled a bit when he admitted it was an accident. He walked up to her and squatted down.
“I’m still not happy that you took my wand…”

“I sorry!”

“Let me finish. I know you wouldn’t really try to hurt me.” He took a deep breath. “I said some
mean things to you. I didn’t mean them either.”

“You didn’t?” she asked, finally daring to hope he didn’t hate her.

“No. I don’t hate you sis. I…um…love you.” He then hugged her and she returned the embrace,
crying on his shoulder.

“I was so scared,” she said, “I so glad you ok.”

-

Brianna ended up doing Harry’s chores for a week. Their parents felt bad about punishing the
girl after she’d been through so much, but they felt that a lack of punishment would encourage more
rule-breaking. Aunt Minnie was thrilled to find out that Brianna was magical. They went to Little
Salem that weekend and got Brianna her own wand (mahogany and dragon heartstring, 8 ½ inches) at
the same shop from the same woman Harry “DID NOT” have a crush on. This wand was a perfect match
for Brianna. She borrowed her brother’s first magic books and got her mom to help her read them.
Cindy had begun teaching both of her kids to read when they turned three, but Brianna wasn’t quite
ready to read books like that on her own.

The summer came and went, with Brianna practicing her reading and spellwork in anticipation of
attending Wentworth Witchcraft Elementary School. She also began kindergarten that year as well.
She turned out to be somewhat of a bookworm, and was at the top of her classes in both muggle and
magical school. She did gain a few friends and went to some sleepovers. Harry wasn’t happy when his
sister invited her friends to sleepover at their house, and managed to arrange to spend the night
at one of his friend’s houses whenever the girls were staying at his house.

The McGonagalls got a Nintendo Entertainment System that included Super Mario Bros. and Duck
Hunt the summer that Harry turned ten (Brianna was eight). Both siblings greatly enjoyed that, and
were known to spend hours in the living room fighting Bowser and his allies to save Princess
Toadstool. Harry enjoyed Duck Hunt a lot more that his sister, and would wait until one of his
friends, either magical or muggle, would come over so he could compete with them.

That was the same year that he learned both defensive spells (he finally learned how to stun
Brianna and told her so, causing her to pale) and modern magical history, which included a recent
war in Europe fought over ridiculous prejudices. This particular war had been started by a dark
wizard named Voldemort (Americans didn’t fear the name) and was ended by a boy named Harry Potter.
No one knows what happened to the boy, who disappeared the day after Voldemort did. Some said he
was killed by the same Death Eaters who tortured aurors Frank and Alice Longbottom into insanity.
Others think he’s alive and being trained as a dark wizard to take Voldemort’s place. Still others
simply think that someone hid him away in a good home where nobody knew who he was so that he’d be
safe. The point was that no one knew what had become of him, except that his name was still down in
the registry of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, which indicated that he wasn’t
dead.

Harry came home after the lesson on the demise of Voldemort excited to talk about it with his
parents. He didn’t know why, but the whole story of Voldemort seemed very interesting to him. “Hi
mom!” he said after the ‘Eagle Bus’ took him and Brianna home from school. Once Harry had turned
ten, his parents let him and Brianna take the magical bus to and from wizarding school on
Saturdays. It went incredibly fast like a roller coaster, but had seatbelts so that you weren’t
thrown around when it made sharp turns or stopped. Their house was on the floo network, but both
Harry and Brianna greatly enjoyed riding the bus, so their parents allowed it, figuring that it
meant they didn’t have to visit Six Flags Great America nearly as often, although they did end up
going at least twice every summer – once with Mark’s company before the park was open to the public
(before the new rides were open), and once in August.

“Hi Harry, Brianna!” said Cindy, “How was school?”

“It was great! I learned a spell that will freeze a person until they get revived in Defense
class, and about Voldemort and Harry Potter in History class!”

Cindy froze for a moment when Harry mentioned his true identity. She then decided to change the
topic. “What about potions, transfiguration, and herbology?”

“They were fine too, but this kid Harry Potter, who would be my age, he somehow killed the most
powerful dark wizard alive nine years ago, and ended a war! But then he disappeared.”

“Did he?” asked a frightened Cindy who wasn’t sure what to do.

“Yeah. Some say he’s being taught to be a dark wizard. I hope they’re wrong.”

“I’m sure they are,” said Cindy.

“I wonder if Aunt Minnie knew the Potters,” said Brianna, who’d heard the whole story while they
were riding home. “Harry said her boss, Professor Dumbledore, did.”

“I, er, am sure she did. They, er, probably were her students at one time.”

“Oh yeah,” said Brianna.

At that moment Mark walked in the house behind them. He’d had to work that Saturday.

“Maybe I can ask Aunt Minnie about Harry Potter to help with my report,” said Harry.

Mark coughed behind them at the mention of that name. “H-Harry P-Potter?”

“Yeah. Did Aunt Minnie tell you anything about him? He went missing just a few months before we
left England.”

Mark and Cindy looked at each other. Cindy nodded and then so did Mark. “Kids, sit down and
we’ll tell you everything we know about Harry Potter.”

Harry smiled broadly. “So she did tell you something about him! I knew it!”

Cindy said, “Yes. The day after his parents died, she brought him to our house and asked us to
raise him as our son.”

Harry frowned. “And you said no? Why? I guess you were already planning on moving and had me.
Did I play with him while he was visiting?”

Mark continued, “I, I think you’re missing the point.” He took a deep breath and looked at his
son. “You are Harry Potter. This is a complete secret and you can’t tell anyone. Aunt Minnie
transfigured your hair blonde and we had a doctor remove your scar. Your fingerprints were changed
as well, but we kept your eyes the same color.”

Brianna was staring at her brother, who was looking astounded. “I, I’m not your son?” He looked
at Brianna. “I, I’m not your brother?”

“You are as much a part of this family as any of us!” said Cindy sternly, “And we love you every
bit as much as Brianna!”

Harry seemed to relax a bit, but he was still in shock. “I, I, Ok, they wanted to keep where I
am a secret so no one could get revenge. I, I guess I understand. I suppose as a kid I could’ve
blabbed it. So Dumbledore lied when he said I disappeared to throw the Death Eaters off the
track.”

Mark answered. “No. He dropped you off at your only living relatives’ house like a milk bottle.
Aunt Minnie had watched them all day and saw that they were the worst kind of people you could
imagine, and she remembered terrible things Lily Potter had said about them. That Dumb-Old-Dork
didn’t bother trying to meet them. He simply went to the house and left you on the doorstep with a
note. Five months later he checked on you to find you were missing.”

Cindy continued, “She took you as soon as he left. She would’ve raised you herself, but she knew
that Dumbledore would’ve found out and put you with those people. So she had to find someone to
take care of you.”

“You,” said Harry.

“Yes,” said Mark. “She brought you to us and we happily welcomed you to our family. We claimed
you’d been dropped on our doorstep and we had no idea who you were, and adopted you. Dumbledore has
no idea. When you go to Hogwarts, you need to try to keep that secret. First because I don’t think
you want everybody staring at you like an exhibit from the zoo. Secondly, because it could get your
Aunt Minnie, maybe even us, in trouble. Thirdly, Dumbledore will probably want to send you to those
people.”

“I understand,” said Harry. “I won’t tell anyone.”

Mark smiled. “I know, but there are magical ways to find out anyway.”

“One of my teachers mentioned Leg-legillmonky.”

Mark chuckled. “Legilimency. What do you know about it?”

“That it requires eye contact, so I shouldn’t look him in the eyes.”

Cindy continued, “Or another Professor named Snape. He’s also a Legilimens. But there is a
defense against it called Occlumency. Aunt Minnie learned it right after she, well, kidnapped you
so that she wouldn’t be found out. She gave us a book on it. It seems even muggles can learn to
protect their minds. She sent us the book once we came into contact with the wizarding world.”

“When I started magic school,” stated Harry.

“Exactly. We’d like you two to read it and start learning. It’s more important for Harry to
learn it first since he’s going to Hogwarts, but you both should learn it. Your magic school has a
strict policy against reading the minds of students, but if you ever feel that one of your teachers
is looking straight into your soul, break eye contact immediately.”

“Alright,” both kids replied.

“By the way, we’re going to be spending the summer in England with Aunt Minnie,” said Mark.

“Yes…No!” said Brianna. “We won’t be able to practice magic there.”

Minerva had explained that the ministry didn’t detect underage magic in wizarding homes, but had
also sworn them to secrecy about that fact, giving them a story to tell the kids. Mark said, “Don’t
tell anyone, but because you’re from America, you’re allowed to do magic in Aunt Minnie’s house as
long as no one but family is there.”

Cindy continued, “She does want you to meet other kids though. The muggleborn students are going
to have an orientation at her house a few days after we arrive. She wants both of you there as well
since we’re muggles, although technically your dad is a squib.”

“Why me?” asked Brianna, “I won’t be going to Hogwarts until Harry’s third year.”

“She thinks you’d be rather bored otherwise, and that you may enjoy meeting some children, even
if they are Harry’s age,” answered Cindy.

Harry then got an angry look on his face. “Voldemort murdered my real parents!”

“Yes,” said Mark, “but I doubt it’ll help for you to be angry at someone you somehow already got
rid of.”

“I guess not.” Harry then smiled. “So, does my true identity mean I can get my presents on July
31st instead of August 12th this year?”

“I’m afraid that would blow your cover,” said Brianna with a smirk.

“Besides, Aunt Minnie intended on inviting any of the muggleborn students you liked to a
birthday party on August 12th, but if you don’t want one, that’s fine,” said Mark.

“No, that’s fine. I can keep my birthday as it is.”

-

The months passed quickly, and at the end of the school year, Harry bid goodbye to his friends,
telling the muggle friends he’d be attending a private school in Scotland, while telling his
wizarding friends he was going to Hogwarts.

-

Minerva was getting nervous as she waited for her family to arrive. She’d entered both Harry and
Brianna McGonagall’s names on the list at Hogwarts when they’d performed their first accidental
magic, and had casually ‘let it slip’ that her nephew had magical kids who would be attending so
that it wouldn’t come as a surprise that the headmaster would investigate. She was also glad that
Harry already knew who he was, and was also glad he was keeping it secret. She was proud of how
quickly they’d devoured the Occlumency book and how much effort they’d put into learning it, but
she knew she’d have to actually test their shields to find out how well they were doing. It was
imperative that Harry be a master Occlumens as soon as possible, preferably before his first class
with Snape.

That was another thing Albus did that she didn’t understand. Ever since he’d hired that
insufferable git (not that she’d actually call him that) his absolutely blatant favoritism of the
Slytherins made a complete mockery of the point system. Breathing seemed to be Snape’s main reason
for taking points from Gryffindors and adding points to Slytherins. According to the school
records, the man had never taken a point from a Slytherin or given a point to a Gryffindor in the
ten or so years he’d been working there. She pointed out all these facts, along with accounts from
dozens of witnesses from every house but Slytherin, and Albus completely ignored it, saying that he
trusted Snape. She’d even shown him pensieve memories from students that proved Snape didn’t even
teach. He simply put instructions on the board and started taking points from Gryffindors. For that
reason, no house but Slytherin had won the House Cup since he’d become the head of Slytherin
house.

She honestly wondered what was wrong with the headmaster. Ever since she’d realized how foolish
Albus had been regarding Harry, she’d started questioning many of the decisions he’d made. For
example, he’d hired a complete fraud who enjoyed predicting student deaths as Divination teacher at
about the same time he’d hired Snape. Now he’d just asked her to help him set up protections to
guard the Philosopher’s Stone at Hogwarts. Why would a school be used to guard anything but
children? What if some dark wizard came to the school looking for the stone? He might kill every
student he sees along the way before he gets to the obstacles protecting the stone. What if a
student, accidentally or purposely, came across Hagrid’s three-headed dog?

She had slowly begun to believe that Albus Dumbledore wasn’t actually that good of a headmaster.
He seemed to have his own agenda that superseded his responsibility to the students – to provide a
high quality education in a safe environment conducive to learning. She knew he wasn’t a dark
wizard, and that he probably had the best intentions, with what he felt was the greater good at
heart, but hiring bad teachers and making Hogwarts more dangerous shouldn’t have been an option. He
quite obviously didn’t have the students’ best interests at heart. She sighed, figuring that there
was nothing she could do about it anyway and continued waiting for her family at the airport.

-

“Aunt Minnie!” shouted Harry and Brianna happily as they ran toward Professor McGonagall with
outstretched arms.

“Harry! Brianna!” she said as they each in turn embraced her. “Mark and Cindy, it’s good to see
you as well!”

“I’m just glad my job let me have this long of a vacation!”

“So am I!” said Minnie. “We’ll all have to take the Knight Bus to my house and discuss a few
issues that I’m concerned about.”

-

After a ride wherein everyone was tossed around the bus, Cindy McGonagall walked up to Stan
Shunpike and shouted, “WHY THE HELL DON’T YOU HAVE SEATBELTS!?! THE BUS LIKE THIS IN AMERICA DOES!
They realize that passengers probably don’t want to be tossed all over the bus during the ride! My
kids probably have brand new bumps and bruises thanks to you!”

Stan stared at her. “I’m sorry we have offended you ma’am. What’s a seatbelt?”

After she very patiently cured the ignorance of the Knight Bus conductor, he said, “Wow! That’s
a great idea. Did you hear that Ernie?”

-

Once they were settled in McGonagall Manor (thanks to the help of a house elf named Blinky –
much to the annoyance of the Americanized and anti-slavery McGonagalls), which was located in
Scotland, Minerva sat in the living room with her guests. “Well since I’m the Deputy Headmistress
of Hogwarts who writes the Hogwarts letters, I already have Harry McGonagall’s ready. Professor
Dumbledore has asked me to send one to Harry Potter on his birthday as well. I shall have to
dissemble yet again and claim that it was returned unopened. I just hope he doesn’t ask me to keep
trying.”

“That would be funny,” said Harry, “To send a whole flock of owls after me.” Brianna
laughed.

“That reminds me. Do you have an owl?” asked Minerva.

“No. My American friends all had telephones, even the wizarding ones.”

“I’d like to get you one so that you can keep in contact with the friends you make here. Just
remember not to try sending it across the ocean to your family over the school year. To talk to
them, I’ll get you your own mirror.”

His face lit up from that news. “Thanks Aunt Minnie!”

Brianna frowned for a few seconds but said nothing.

Minnie said, “I’ll also be getting a mirror for you, Brianna. I’d imagine that you may wish to
speak to your brother without your parents listening in. Would you like an owl now or when you
start at Hogwarts?”

The eight year old girl smiled brightly. “Now, please.”

“Having a pet is a responsibility, both of you,” said Cindy, “You’ll have to take care of
them.”

“Yes mom,” they both said together.

Minerva looked at Harry. “Now, as I understand it, when you got your wand, you were told that it
wasn’t a perfect match.”

“Yes, but it’s worked so far,” he said defensively.

“I’m sure that it’s a fine wand, but you’ll get the best results with the wand that suits you
best. I have a suspicion I’ve never voiced that the wand meant for a witch or wizard always somehow
makes its way to the wand shop closest to where that person was born. In Brianna’s case, it was
Little Salem, but in your case, it would be Ollivander’s shop in Diagon Alley. I would like to
visit there tomorrow when we pick up Harry’s school supplies.”

“We’re going there tomorrow?” asked Mark.

“Yes,” Minerva said simply, “and while we’re there, I’d like to resolve another issue. I know
that James and Lily Potter left an inheritance for their son at Gringotts, though I’m not entirely
sure what it consists of. The goblins there are very discrete. They don’t normally disclose any
information about the activity of accounts or who visits Gringotts. You can even ask them to be
even more discreet than usual. Er, just remember to be polite.”

“Are you asking us to take Harry to Gringotts claiming his real identity?” asked Mark.

“Yes,” said Minerva, earning surprised looks all around. “Not publicly. Simply ask for a private
meeting when you arrive and tell the goblin you speak to that this is confidential, and that Harry
is indeed Harry Potter.”

“And they’ll believe us?” asked Cindy skeptically.

“Of course not, but they’ll take a small sample of his blood.”

“They’re gonna stick me with a needle? No way!”

“Actually they’ll prick your finger with a knife, but heal it once they get the blood. They’ll
then be able to create a new key to your vault, and at the same time the existing key will
disappear, right out of Albus’ safe.” She smiled briefly. “He will eventually notice that the key
disappeared and will probably ask the goblins if they made a new key for your vault. You should
specifically say you don’t want Professor Dumbledore to know about it. Fortunately, his form of
Legilimency doesn’t work on goblins, only humans.” She then looked at her niece and nephew. “Have
you been practicing your Occlumency?”

“Yes, Aunt Minnie,” said Harry, putting up his shields as his sister did the same. He soon felt
a pressure move against his shields. At first it was gentle, and then it got gradually stronger as
he kept her out. Finally she dropped the attack for a moment and Harry relaxed, only to be attacked
at this momentary weakness. He soon found himself reliving some of the most wonderful moments of
his life – birthday parties, Christmas mornings, the first time he saw his sister, and when he
learned he was magical.

“You did very well Harry, except that you relaxed too soon. Truthfully, unless you give them
reason to suspect you, that’s the strongest attack you’ll get. But if they do become suspicious,
they’ll attack much harder than that, especially Snape. We’ll need to work on this every day this
summer, and into the school year, as necessary.”

“Yes Aunt Minnie.”

“Now I’ll test Brianna’s defenses.”

Brianna turned out to be a bit easier to read than Harry, and also agreed to work on it that
summer, and then to continue working on it after they left so that hopefully the next time they saw
each other, Aunt Minnie wouldn’t be able to read her mind.

-

The first stop they made was at Gringotts. Minerva did not accompany them inside the bank out of
fear of being recognized. Mark walked up to the teller. “Excuse me. My family and I would like to
talk with someone who can handle accounts in private.”

“Yes sir,” said the goblin. “Wait in that room.” He pointed at an open door on the other side of
the room. They walked into the room that had a rectangular table with six uncomfortable wooden
chairs around it. They all sat down and waited.

After fifteen minutes, a goblin walked in. “Hello. My name is Griphook. May I ask your
identities?”

“My name is Mark McGonagall.”

“Are you of any relation to Minerva McGonagall?”

“Yes. She’s my aunt. This is my wife Cindy and my daughter Brianna. The boy’s identity is to be
a complete secret from everybody, including Albus Dumbledore. Will you agree to that?”

“Yes of course. We here at Gringotts are most discreet. Who is the boy?”

“This is my adopted son, Harry Potter. He would like to find out what inheritance he has
coming.”

The goblins eyes flicked up to where the scar should be.

“We had his scar hidden through a muggle operation, for obvious reasons. His hair and
fingerprints have also been altered. The name he goes by is Harry Mark McGonagall.”

“We will have to take some of his blood to prove your claim. May I assume that you do not
possess his vault key?”

“That’s correct,” Harry said as he held out his hand, closing his eyes tightly. His sister
looked away.

After a slight irritation on his finger, Harry opened his eyes to see that the wound was healed
and his blood was dropping into the top of a miniature replica of Gringotts that hadn’t been on the
table a moment ago. A few seconds after the drop of blood entered the bank’s chimney, the doors
opened and a key stuck out of them. Griphook pulled the key out, and a small piece of paper like a
receipt came out the doors behind the key. The goblin took it out as well and read, “Harry James
Potter has inherited the Potter vault.”

-

After a quick ride to the vault, the stacks of gold impressed the whole family. Harry took some,
but not much because his mom wouldn’t let him “…waste your entire inheritance in one day!” They met
up with Minerva at Flourish and Blotts, where they found her immersed in a magical romance novel.
She put it away immediately and complained about the poor quality of writing. Cindy put it in their
basket when Minnie wasn’t watching, intent on giving it to her for Christmas. Harry got his school
books, as well as the updated version of ‘Hogwarts, a History.’ He then noticed a book called,
‘Quidditch Through the Ages’ and asked, “Can I get a broom?”

“Harry,” said Minerva, “I’m afraid first years can’t have brooms.”

“Sorry,” said Mark, “But you can have the book.”

-

They got a few other books, one of which because it talked about ‘the
Boy-Who-Lived-and-Vanished’ that presented all the main theories about him, including that he’d
been vaporized from the curse Voldemort sent, only a day late.

They visited Ollivander’s and showed him Harry’s wand. “Oh yes. Not one of mine. Beechwood and
phoenix feather, nine inches. A good match, but not a perfect one.”

“He was born in England, but we moved to America when he was a child. We got the wand there. The
saleslady knew it wasn’t a perfect match and gave us a discount,” said Cindy.

“Oh yes, that American rubbish about letting kids run amok with wands before they can read,” he
muttered to himself. “We’ll try a few wands with phoenix feather cores.”

After trying a few that all seemed close matches like the wand Harry already had, finally the
wandmaker took a wand out saying, “I wonder.”

As soon as the wand found itself in Harry’s hand, he felt a sudden warmth in his fingers. He
raised the wand above his head, brought it swishing down through the dusty air and a stream of red
and gold sparks shot from the end like a firework, throwing dancing spots of light onto the
walls.

Ollivander cried, “Oh bravo!” He frowned for a second, and looked as though he were going to say
something but changed his mind. “That’ll be seven Galleons, Mr. McGonagall.”

After Mark paid, Minerva said, “Let’s go to the owl emporium so I can keep my promise, and then
we’ll get some ice cream.

-

After Harry picked out a female snowy owl he named Hedwig and Brianna picked out a mostly brown
male eagle owl with striking orange eyes she named Barnabus, they went for ice cream and finally
back to Aunt Minnie’s house.

The house actually belonged to both Minerva and Mark equally as the McGonagall ancestral home,
and upon Minerva’s death it would fall to Mark and his heirs (although whenever they spoke of that,
he said that she may yet fall in love and have kids, which irritated her and made her blush at the
same time). It had several rooms spread out over four floors. Minerva had it decorated very
conservatively in Gryffindor colors.

At precisely four p.m. the day after their trip to Diagon Alley, a large group of people all
holding onto a length of rope landed in a heap on the floor (which had just been treated with a
cushioning charm) of a large hall in McGonagall Manor. It had red carpet with very light pastel
gold colored walls. The group consisted of Hagrid, the new muggleborn students, and their families.
Harry’s family was already waiting for them with Aunt Minnie.

Professor McGonagall walked to the front of the room. In her most professional voice and a
friendly demeanor, she said, “Welcome everybody. I am Professor McGonagall, - Transfiguration
teacher, Head of Gryffindor House, and Deputy Headmistress of Hogwarts. Thank you for coming to the
orientation.”

The hand of a small brown-bushy-haired girl came up immediately.

“Yes, Miss...”

“Granger, Hermione Granger. I was wondering. You see the rest of us met Hagrid at the Leaky
Cauldron. I was wondering who that family is.” She spoke quickly out of nervousness.

Minerva smiled. “It might be a good idea for us all to introduce ourselves. That particular
family consists of my nephew, Mark McGonagall, his wife Cindy, and their children, Harry and
Brianna. Harry will be starting at Hogwarts this year and Brianna will be starting in a few years.
They are spending the summer here before all but Harry return to America, where they’ve been living
for several years.

“In America, they don’t have the underage restriction on magic that we do here, so Harry and
Brianna have both been attending a magic school, as well as a muggle school, since they were five
years old. They thought this would be an excellent opportunity to meet some of the students that
will be Harry’s classmates. Miss Granger, why don’t you introduce your family?”

After everyone (including Dean Thomas and Justin Finch-Fletchley’s families) had introduced
themselves, Hermione’s hand went up again, causing Harry to smile. “Yes, Miss Granger?” said
Minerva.

“Actually, I’d like to ask Harry and Brianna what it’s like in the American wizarding school,
and what did they teach.” Harry and Brianna both put their heads down, attempting to hide their
blushing faces.

Minnie looked at her nephew and niece. “Harry, why don’t you answer first?”

“Um, well, at the school we go to, I mean I used to go to, we wear regular clothes and use
pencils, pens, and paper instead of quills, ink, and parchment like at Hogwarts. That’ll probably
take getting used to. We had a spell for sharpening pencils though. I learned Latin and wand
handling, along with the basics of almost every class at Hogwarts. I’ll find out how much it helped
me this September.”

Brianna added, “It was nice to be able to learn magic, although I had to wait six months for a
new term to begin after I learned I was a witch. They let you in that school once you’ve done your
first accidental magic, and then you learn how to control it, so accidents became much less
frequent.”

Hermione said, “I wish I’d had that opportunity. Of course, I’m ever so pleased to be able to
attend Hogwarts. I’ve read all of the class books and a few more besides, but I wish I’d had the
opportunity to try out the spells.”

“You all will have that opportunity at Hogwarts. The restriction of underage magic applies to
all the students who have been raised in Europe, and no one else who was raised in America will be
attending Hogwarts. Most students, even the ones born to magical families, will be starting at the
same point as you. Are there any more questions?” She waited a few moments, but no hands were
raised. “Now I will show you the way meals are served at Hogwarts.” She pointed at a table with her
hands, and instantly a Hogwarts’ style feast appeared.

Harry sat down first and began to fill his plate when Hermione sat down next to him. “Hello
Harry,” she said. Her face began to get pink. “I, er, was wondering if you could be, er, my study
partner.”

For a reason he couldn’t fathom, his face began to turn pink too. “What exactly do you
mean?”

She looked down at the table. “Er, to do class work and homework together, to study
together.”

“Oh, you mean like friends.”

“Well, yes. Almost like friends.”

Harry wondered why she’d say, ‘Almost like friends’ as though she never had friends before. He
suspected it was her obviously studious nature that classified her as a bookworm that prevented her
from gaining friends. “Sorry, can’t do it,” he said with a grin.

“I’m…sorry to have bothered you,” she said as she began to get up. She sounded like she was
about to cry.

“If you want, we can be friends, and study together as well. But I’m not good at being ‘almost
like friends.’”

She sat back down with a huge grin that showed her buckteeth, but more importantly it showed
real happiness. “Friends? Do you mean it?”

He now knew he was right and she didn’t have many, if any, friends. “Of course I mean it. Look,
Aunt Minnie just got me an owl. I’ll send you a letter every week until school starts. We’ll sit
together on the train.”

She looked down. “I, er, don’t have an owl.”

“Then I’ll have my owl wait for your reply. I’ll introduce you to her after dinner.”

In her excitement, she hugged Harry for a moment and then pulled her hands back and blushed
furiously. “Er, thanks,” she said.

“You’re welcome, Hermione.”

The hug didn’t go unnoticed by the others at the table. The Grangers were thrilled to see that
their little girl seemed to have made a friend. They suspected she had a crush on him as well.
Brianna knew she had something to harass her brother with for the rest of the summer and probably
well into the school year. The boys figured that Harry was just as much of a bookworm/teacher’s pet
as Hermione seemed to be – probably worse since he was related to a teacher. They knew that they
didn’t want to be friends with either of them.

After they were done eating, Harry and Hermione snuck out of the huge room and went to his
bedroom. Hermione was impressed as she looked around the mansion. “I wish I had time to show you
the library,” said Harry.

Her eyes widened. “There’s a library here?”

He chuckled. When they got to his room, Blinky was in there dusting. Hermione let out a small
shriek.

“It’s alright, Hermione. Blinky is a house elf. Blinky, I told you that you don’t have to clean
my room for me.”

“Blinky is sorry, Master Harry. But Blinky is knowing you isn’t supposed to be here now.”

“It’s alright. I’d like you to meet my new friend, Hermione Granger.” Hermione smiled at being
introduced as his friend.

Blinky bowed low. “It is an honor meeting your Grangy, sir.”

Hermione asked, “Are you their butler or something?”

“I is Blinky the house elf, bound to serve the McGonagall family forever,” he said proudly as he
wore a fancy linen that displayed an ornate ‘M’ on it.

“Serve? You mean like a slave? You don’t get paid.” Her face fell.

“Of course Blinky isn’t being paid,” he answered patiently, knowing that she was a muggleborn
and didn’t understand many wizarding customs.

Hermione turned to Harry. “You own a slave?”

“No, I don’t own a slave. Aunt Minnie does. My family lives in America. Elves aren’t slaves
there. My dad tried to talk her into freeing Blinky, but she wouldn’t here of it.”

Blinky now looked terrified. “You…your family isn’t wanting Blinky if you is inheriting
McGonagall mansion?”

“Not as a slave,” said Harry. “I’m sure dad wouldn’t kick you out on the street, though. But you
don’t have to worry; I’m sure Aunt Minnie will be around for many years.”

“Y-yes sir. Blinky must go now,” he said as though in a trance, “back to the kitchen to get the
plates.”

“The kitchen?” asked Hermione. “You cooked the food we ate, didn’t you?”

“Yes. Didn’t you like it?”

“It was wonderful.” She then turned to Harry. “You knew it was made by slave labor but ate the
food anyway?”

“If I refused to eat, all that would accomplish is me starving to death. I’m staying here all
summer.”

“Oh, I see your point. But there must be something we can do.”

“I hope so. Aunt Minnie is nice to Blinky, but there are some masters who punish their
elves.”

“P-punish,” she said with a horrified expression.

“I should say torture. They order their elves to do things like bang their heads on walls and
iron their hands.”

Hermione’s eyes were starting to tear. “Iron their hands?”

“It’s disgusting! Even Aunt Minnie is against that. Thank goodness that doesn’t happen to the
elves at Hogwarts.”

“Wait. Hogwarts has house elves.”

“Probably more than any other place in Europe. You heard my aunt. ‘Now I’ll show you…”

“…the way meals are served at Hogwarts.” She sighed. “Now I’m not sure if I…”

“Please don’t change your mind. At least they’re not tortured there. Maybe we can do something
about the house elf enslavement. If you don’t go, there won’t be anyone there who agrees with
me.”

She smiled at her first friend. “Maybe we can make a difference. What if we form a club and give
away information to students. Maybe we can call it,” she paused, “The Society for the Promotion of
Elvish Welfare.”

“No, people would call us spew. We need it to be something good.” He paused and smiled. “What
about ‘Community for Advancing the Rights of Elves?’ C.A.R.E.”

“That’s perfect!” declared Hermione.

“Maybe I can spend some of my inheritance on this,” he said without thinking.

“What inheritance?” she asked.

He shook his head. “Oh, never mind. I, um, don’t want to talk about it.”

“Oh. I’m sorry. It’s none of my business if you’ve inherited from someone.”

“That’s fine. I do have some money I should be able to use to start it.”

“Maybe we can get badges and sell them to try to make more money for our literature so that you
don’t have to keep funding it. I’ll also talk to my parents and see if they’ll donate any money.
We’ll definitely need to stay in contact to prepare. You were going to introduce me to your
owl.”

“Yeah.” He walked up to the snowy owl that was perched in his room. “Hedwig, this is my friend
Hermione.”

“Hello Hedwig. You are adorable!” Hedwig hooted in agreement.

“We’ll be asking you to carry letters between us this summer. Is that alright, girl?” She hooted
again. Harry patted her on the head and then said, “We’d better be headed back.”

“I never would’ve expected my brother to sneak a girl to his room less than an hour after
meeting her,” said Brianna with a smirk from the doorway. Hermione’s face turned red with
embarrassment while Harry’s turned pink with anger.

“What are you following me for, you little snoop? I ought to hex you!”

“For your information, Aunt Minnie sent me to find Hermione before the portkey left without
her.”

“Oh yes,” said Hermione recovering. “I’ve got to go. It was great to meet you! Owl me.” She ran
off, leaving the siblings alone.

“So, my brother’s got a girlfriend.”

He blushed. “I do not! She’s just my friend!”

“And she’s a girl.”

“But not girlfriend.”

“Do you think she’s cute?” His face was totally red now. “Ah ha! You do think your girlfriend’s
cute!” She turned around and left, closing the door behind her, thus insuring that she had the last
word.”

-

The weeks passed swiftly, with Harry and Hermione owling back and forth at least twice a week.
During the first week, Hermione surprised him by sending a wallet-sized photo of herself that had
been taken during the last school year. He decided that he would be expected to send her a picture
as well. Unfortunately for him, Brianna walked in the room when Harry asked his parents for a
picture to send Hermione. If his dad hadn’t grabbed the wand out of Harry’s pocket, he would’ve
hexed her. That was when Harry decided to start carrying both of his wands.

He soon got his parents to take him back to Diagon Alley (with Brianna as well), and after
talking about C.A.R.E. with his parents, they agreed to let him take out money to order fifty
badges and some literature. They met the Grangers at Fortesque’s ice cream right after the trip to
the bank, and they went to a shop that made magical badges. The Grangers insisted that they paid
for half of the C.A.R.E. badges once Harry and Hermione agreed on a simple design that only used
the sticking charm.

They also bought books that they believed would help them create the literature, and after Mark
noticed a man with long blond hair, fancy robes, and a fancy cane kicking a house elf, he ran into
a nearby shop and bought a magical camera. He found them again and got a few great zoomed in shots
of the elf being hit with the cane and kicked as they made their way toward Knockturn Alley. One
photo focused on the elf’s appearance in a filthy tea towel with bruises all over his body. One
photo did include the wizard’s face.

“Must be a respected member of high society,” hissed Mark loathfully. “Anyway, I think one of
these photos should be good for the cover of your literature. Just make sure not to show that
jerk’s face or he’ll probably sue or something for defamation of his lack-of-character.”

-

Harry finally got to show the McGonagall library to Hermione on his birthday, when she spent
most of the day at the Manor. She was simply amazed at the size of the library, and how many
out-of-print books were inside. She found tomes on almost every topic, including a diary written by
hand that actually described the way that some wizards started harassing a group of elves because
they were small and looked funny. The elves fought back after several had been tortured to death.
Only one of the wizards survived (the one who wrote the diary), and he told a different story to
his fellow wizards, wherein the elves attacked them unprovoked. At the end of a long and bloody
war, European elves were forced into signing a magical contract with almost every old pureblood
wizarding family that their descendents would serve the wizards’ descendants forever. Fortunately
some elves refused to sign it, and soon became fugitives, outcasts of society who eventually fled
to the new world when it was discovered. Aunt Minnie paled when they showed her that, asking her to
magically copy that for them.

After that, they’d had the party, where Harry hadn’t invited anyone else but the Grangers and
his own family. His dad got him two wand holsters that could attach to a belt or tie onto either an
arm or leg. They’d been charmed to repel summoning spells, and were invisible to everyone but the
wearer once they were properly attached. The wands could not accidentally fall out or be removed
with physical force by anyone but the wearer. If it was on your wrist, the wearer could set a magic
word he or she could say to have it shot into his hand (like a spring pushed the wand out of the
holster). Harry was thrilled that he had such a great way to keep both of his wands with him, one
on each wrist. He practiced catching his wands with either hand when shot out of the holster.
Fortunately each holster let the owner set the magic words. Harry chose ‘Old Wand’ for his left and
‘New Wand’ for his right. However, when they started flying out of his holsters during normal
conversations about his wands, he changed it to ‘Old Sparks’ and ‘New Sparks.’

Aunt Minnie gave him a ten pound (weightless got the attention of muggles) seven compartment
trunk so that he could be better organized at school. She also gave him a weightless
double-capacity book bag that she claimed came free with the trunk. Hermione really wanted one of
them.

The Grangers gave Harry a fancy magical stationery set complete with special quills, ink, and
parchment.

-

Before he knew it, Harry was at Kings Cross Station and pushing a trolley through Platform
Nine-and-Three-Quarters. He’d managed to completely keep Minerva out of his mind for the first time
the day before. His family soon joined him as he gazed in awe at the train. He still had the model
of it that his aunt had given him, but there was something special about seeing the real thing.

“Hello Harry,” said Hermione from behind him. He turned and saw the Grangers, along with several
other families, including a very large group of redheads.

“Hi Hermione,” he said with a smile, “We should say goodbye to our families and get a
compartment.” She nodded and Harry walked to his family, hugging them each, even Brianna, in turn.
“I’ll talk to you tonight in our mirrors,” he whispered to his sister before kissing her on the
cheek. He then looked at all three of them. “I love you.”

“We love you too,” said Cindy as she kissed his cheek one last time. “I’m so proud of you!”

Together Harry McGonagall and Hermione Granger boarded the Hogwarts Express.

-

Please review. The rest of the chapters won’t be anywhere near this long. I've just made a
few minor changes to Brianna's birth date so that she will go to Hogwarts during Harry's
third year. Please don’t flame me, because your time could be better spent reading a story you
enjoy. Besides, I don’t pay attention to flamers anyway.



2. Ready Or Not Hogwarts, Here We Come
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Harry Potter and all characters, etc. belong to J.K. Rowling, not me.

**Harry McGonagall – Chapter 2 – Ready or Not Hogwarts, Here We Come**

As they walked onto the train, they noticed that most of the compartments were already filled.
Through the windows on the doors, they saw a set of red-haired twins looking at what appeared to be
a tarantula that their dark-skinned friend was holding in a box. They saw one compartment that
seemed to be filled with first years, including a brown-haired boy who was holding a toad. They’d
have gone inside, except that it only had room for one person.

“You can go in there, if you want, Harry,” said Hermione sadly. “I’m sure I’ll find somewhere to
sit.”

Harry kept walking with her. “Hermione, I said we’d sit together, and that’s what we’ll do! I
don’t lie to my friends.” He then smiled at her. “Besides, we need to do some planning for
C.A.R.E.”

“This compartment seems empty,” the bushy-haired girl said with a grin.

“Good thing, too. It looks like the last one.”

Without hesitation, Harry opened the door and allowed Hermione to go in before him. They put
their stuff on the shelves above them and sat down together. “I was thinking,” said Hermione, “that
it would be better to wait about a week to start talking about house-elf rights. That way we might
get to know people a bit before…”

“Before we convince them we’re nutters,” he said chuckling. “Sure. The first Saturday after
classes begin we’ll set out the fliers in our common room to start with our house mates.”

Hermione got a worried look on her face. “That’s assuming that we’re in the same house. I know
your aunt is the head of Gryffindor. Do you think that’s where you’ll end up?”

He shrugged his shoulders. “I don’t know. I’d like to think I’m brave enough for Gryffindor,
smart enough for Ravenclaw, loyal enough for Hufflepuff, and sneaky enough for Slytherin. But I
don’t want to be in that house!”

“But Slytherin is supposed to be for ambitious people, not sneaky.”

“It’s the people who will step on anybody’s toes to climb the ladder of success. According to
Aunt Minnie, not all of them are dark, but it is the preferred house of dark wizards. Even the ones
who aren’t dark put their own ambitions above everything else. They just don’t have an ambition to
go dark. Aunt Minnie also warned me that the head of Slytherin completely favors his house
unfairly, so be careful around him. He’s the potions master here. His name is Snape.”

“Don’t you mean, Professor Snape?”

Harry whispered, “Don’t tell anyone else this, but my aunt says he doesn’t teach at all, so he
shouldn’t be called a professor. She’s been trying to get him sacked for years, bringing the
headmaster proof that he’s a horrible teacher, but Dumbledore won’t listen.”

Hermione looked shocked. “But, but she’s deputy headmistress. He’s got to listen to her!”

“Apparently not. Just make sure not to aggravate Snape.”

“That’s what my brothers say,” said a voice from the door. They turned to see yet another
redhead who appeared to be their age. “About Snape, I mean. To hear Fred and George talk about him,
he’ll give you a detention for not wearing Slytherin robes, no matter what house you’re in. I’m
Ron, by the way, Ron Weasley.”

“Harry McGonagall.” He reached out and shook Ron’s hand.

“Hermione Granger,” she said also shaking Ron’s hand.

“Do you mind if I sit here? Everywhere else is full.”

“That’s fine,” said Harry, so Ron sat across from them.

“This is Scabbers, by the way,” he said, indicating the rat in a cage he was carrying.

“This is Hedwig,” Harry said, pointing at the snowy owl in a cage that was on the seat next to
Ron.

“So are you two friends, or did you just have no other choice where to sit?”

“We’re friends,” said Harry, causing Hermione to smile. “We met at a muggleborn
orientation.”

“So you’re both muggleborn, then,” asked Ron nonchalantly.

Hermione nodded while Harry spoke. “Technically, my dad’s a squib and my mom’s a muggle. I’m
originally from London, but moved to America when I was really little. My little sister’s a witch,
too. She’ll be coming here in a few years.”

“I’ve got a little sister, too. This seems a long way to travel for school, even if you are from
here,” said Ron.

“My aunt is one of the professors here. It would hurt her feelings if we didn’t come here.”

Ron’s eyes widened. “McGonagall? She’s you’re aunt?”

“Technically my great aunt, but yeah.”

“Wow.” Ron then turned to Hermione. “Well, muggleborns don’t have any more problems learning
magic than anyone else. No one’s allowed to do magic before Hogwarts anyway.”

“Actually,” said Harry with a grin, “It’s different in America. There is no age restriction,
just secrecy. You can do all the magic you want as long as it’s not in front of muggles that don’t
know about us.”

Ron’s eyes went wide. “Wicked!”

Hermione said, “Harry has been going to magic school since he was five and probably knows all of
the first year spells already. We’re going to be studying a lot together this year. Would you care
to join us?”

Ron’s face turned pink and he looked down. He didn’t want to spend all his time at Hogwarts
studying. He was hoping to get Fred and George to let him join in their pranks. “Er, I’ll probably
be too…busy.”

“No problem,” said Harry nicely.

“Harry,” said Hermione, “Why don’t we practice magic now. I’m sure the ministry doesn’t care if
we do it on the train.”

Harry grinned as Ron paled. “Sure. I’ll go first.” Harry muttered, “New sparks,” causing his
wand to spring out of his invisible wrist holster into his right hand.

“Wow!” said Ron with his eyes wide. “You conjured that out of thin air!”

“Of course he didn’t, silly,” said Hermione in a condescending tone. “He received an invisible
wand holster for his birthday last month.” She deliberately didn’t mention the other one, since she
figured her friend might want that to be a secret.

“That’s still wicked!” said Ron.

“Thanks.” Harry then pointed his wand at Scabbers’ cage and said, “Wingardium Leviosa,” causing
the cage to rise as the rat, apparently afraid of heights, started running around the cage
frantically squealing.

“Put him down!” said Ron in a panic. “Can’t you see he’s scared?”

“Sorry,” said Harry as he lowered the cage.

Hermione pulled her wand out, along with a book of matches. “I read about this spell in ‘*A
Beginner’s Guide to Transfiguration.*’ One of the first spells is to change a match into a
needle.” She then took out a match and set it on the seat. After her first attempt, the match was
silvery and pointed, but clearly it was still a match. She put down her head in shame.

Harry, who’d learned this spell the year before, said, “Hermione, I think you didn’t move your
wand exactly right. Let me show you.” He then demonstrated the movement with his wand, and she
tried again. This time it became a needle.

Hermione smiled brightly at him, fighting the impulse to hug him. “Thanks, Harry!”

“It was nothing. You just hadn’t seen a demonstration yet. It’s hard to describe wand movements
in a book. They should make a video of it.”

“That would be extremely helpful!”

“A what?” asked Ron.

“A muggle device that shows moving pictures,” said Harry, “Sort of like a magical
photograph.”

“Oh.” Ron’s face turned purple as he realized that they were looking at him expectantly. He
scanned his brain to come up with some spell to demonstrate, but could only think of one. “My
brother George told me one that’s supposed to turn Scabbers yellow.” He then pulled out his
old-looking wand.

“*Sunshine, daisies, butter mellow,*

*Turn this stupid, fat rat yellow.”*

He waved his wand, but nothing happened. Scabbers stayed gray.

“Are you sure that’s a real spell?” asked Hermione. “Well, it’s not very good, is it?”

Ron muttered, “It must have been one of his stupid jokes.”

At that moment, the snack trolley came to their compartment. “Would you like any snacks?”

Harry smiled. “Sure. I’ll take three chocolate frogs and some Drooble’s Best Blowing Gum. Would
you like anything, Hermione?”

She smiled. “My parents don’t really approve, but I would like to try a few Licorice Wands.”

“How about you, Ron?”

“I’ve got sandwiches,” he muttered miserably.

“Are you sure you don’t want anything?”

“Well, I wouldn’t mind a few Chocolate Frogs and a box of Every Flavor Beans.”

Harry looked at Ron in surprise. “If that’s what you want, but honestly! I hate those beans. You
never know what you’re getting with those disgusting things. A brown one may taste like chocolate,
or it might taste like manure! Why Bertie Bott thinks people want vomit-flavored beans I’ll never
know!”

“That’s disgusting!” said Hermione with a look of revulsion. “At least with muggle candy you
know what you’re getting!”

“Alright, I’ll get gum instead of the beans,” said Ron.

After Harry had paid for it all, he closed the window saying, “I knew a wizard in one of my
American classes who had a chocolate frog jump out his window. Ever since then I’ve been paranoid
about it.”

After they’d eaten their candy, Harry and Ron looked at their Chocolate Frog cards. Harry got
one of Dumbledore, and read the information out loud. Before he could look at the others, there was
a knock at the door. A round-faced boy was standing there. He looked on the verge of tears. Harry
magically opened the door and the boy stepped in.

“Y-you haven’t seen a toad anywhere, have you?”

“Your pet got away?” asked Harry. The boy nodded. “What’s its name?”

“Trevor,” said the boy.

Harry pointed his wand out the door. “Accio, Trevor!”

The three kids in the compartment with him watched in amazement as the toad flew right into
Harry’s hand. “You really should get a cage for him.”

“Yeah. Thanks a lot. I’m Neville, by the way, Neville Longbottom.”

Harry shook Neville’s hand and remembered part of the history of the Voldemort war. “Are you
related to Frank and Alice Longbottom?”

Neville looked down and shifted his feet uncomfortably. “Er, Yes. They’re my parents.”

Harry realized that Neville was uncomfortable with this topic. “They’re famous heroes even in
America for defying Voldemort.” Everyone winced. “Sorry. In America we’re not afraid of names. Mind
you, if he showed up I’d be scared enough, but the only thing scary about that name is trying to
spell it. A lot of people spelled it with an ‘I’ instead of an ‘E’ on the history test at
school.”

“Y-you learned about that in a school?”

“Harry’s been going to an American wizarding school since he was five,” said Hermione
proudly.

“Why don’t you sit here and I’ll tell you about it,” said Harry, glad they’d gotten off the
topic of Neville’s parents. He certainly didn’t want to be the one to tell everybody about their
condition, especially since Neville obviously didn’t want to talk about it.

Neville still seemed a bit nervous that Harry would talk about his parents, and seemed visibly
relieved that he hardly mentioned them at all as he described important battles that he’d learned
about in school.

It was during this conversation that Ron said, “Did you hear about Gringotts?”

“Yes,” said Neville nervously, “The D-daily Prophet said that some dark wizard broke into a
vault that had been emptied already. I-it was the day after my birthday.”

Neville and Ron went on to explain all that was in the paper about the break-in and how the
goblins insisted that nothing was stolen as Harry and Hermione listened intently. Hermione said,
“But if the vault hadn’t been emptied earlier, something would have been stolen.”

“Exactly,” said Harry, “The goblins are trying to pretend that their security measures prevented
the theft, but they didn’t. Hopefully they’ll come up with a way to prevent that happening again. I
hate to think that someone could rob my safe.”

-

Before long, the train pulled into Hogsmeade and the students were told to leave their luggage
and disembark. It wasn’t long after they stepped off the train that Harry and Hermione heard a
familiar voice call out, “Firs’ years,” and they found Hagrid. They knew from the orientation that
Hagrid brought the first year students to the castle on boats. Harry and Hermione shared a boat
with Ron and Neville. All of the students, Harry included, stared at the castle in awe as they got
their first look at it. After they reached their destination, they walked up a flight of stone
steps and crowded around the huge, oak front door.

“Everyone here?” asked Hagrid before he raised a gigantic fist and knocked three times on the
castle door.

The door swung open at once. A tall, black-haired witch in emerald-green robes stood there. She
had a very stern face. Harry smiled broadly and said, “Hi Aunt Minnie,” causing some chuckles from
the other students as the professor's ears went pink.

She looked at the blond-haired boy with an irritated expression, although Harry could see the
faintest hint of a smile on her face. “Harry, what did I tell you this morning?”

“I’m sorry, Professor McGonagall,” he said with a serious expression on his face, despite the
fact that he really wanted to laugh.

“It’s alright, Mr. McGonagall. Just don’t let it happen again.” She then looked at the other
students. “If you’ll follow me, I’ll lead you to the Great Hall, where the sorting will take
place.”

As they were walking, he heard some of the students whispering, ‘Aunt Minnie,’ while giggling.
One boy who had very light-blond hair (Harry’s was a dirty-blond color) walked up to Harry with one
goon on each side of him.

“So, you’re McGonagall’s nephew. I believe she called you Harry. Being well-connected in school
is very important. The head of Slytherin house is my godfather. My name’s Malfoy, Draco
Malfoy.”

“Really,” said Harry, trying to imagine what kind of parent would have that that evil git as
their kid’s godfather, and what kind of child would be proud of it. For some reason that kid
reminded him of the man his dad had photographed abusing a house elf. “Snape’s your godfather?”

“Yes. You’ve heard of him?”

“I have,” Harry said simply with a neutral expression while Hermione listened to the
conversation.

“Good. Associating with the right sort of people who have more connections can be beneficial. I
can help you there. My family, as one of the oldest pureblood families in Europe, has all of the
right connections. The most important thing you need to do is to avoid hanging out with the wrong
sort. I can help you there.” Draco extended his hand to Harry, expecting him to shake it.

Harry glared at Draco, wondering how he had the nerve to brag about the purity of his blood,
something he had absolutely no control over. “I think I can tell the wrong sort for myself, thank
you.” Harry then turned around and walked to the front of the line, followed closely by Hermione.
Ron and Neville had stayed toward the back of the line to avoid Malfoy because they’d both heard of
him.

Before long they were waiting to be sorted. Most of the kids were nervous about how that was
done, but Aunt Minnie had told him what would really happen and sworn him to secrecy. When he saw
how nervous Hermione was, he whispered to her, “Aunt Minnie told me not to tell anyone what will
happen, but it’s not a test to be nervous about. You don’t have to know anything at all to be
sorted, I promise. Although if it were a test, you’d be sure to get the best grade.”

She blushed and whispered, “Thanks, but I’m not all that smart. I just…”

“Being smart isn’t something to be ashamed of. You know that there’s a whole house here that’s
devoted to being smart.”

At that moment, they were escorted into the Great Hall for the sorting. As they walked in, Harry
looked at the ceiling, which was showing stars. Hermione said, “It’s not really the sky. It’s just
enchanted to look like it. I read about it in…”

“Hogwarts, a History,” said Harry, grinning.

Hermione blushed. “It’s a great book, isn’t it?”

“Absolutely, but I will say that not much changed for the latest edition.”

Her eyes went wide. “What edition did you first read?”

“The 1980 edition. Aunt Minnie gave it to my parents before we moved to America. I had dad read
it to me when I learned I was magical.”

Minerva placed a hat on a three-legged stool.

After the hat sang its song, “Abbot, Hannah,” was the first person Minerva called forward to put
on the sorting hat.

After a moment’s pause, the hat yelled, “HUFFLEPUFF!”

Kid after kid was called in alphabetical order until finally, “Granger, Hermione,” was called.
The small bushy-haired girl timidly walked up to the stool and put on the hat.

Harry watched nervously as well, hoping he and his best friend would end up in the same house.
Finally the hat shouted, “RAVENCLAW!” and she took off the hat and joined the table that was
applauding with a worried look on her face.

Harry was a bit surprised that Neville Longbottom became a Gryffindor; he seemed more like a
Hufflepuff to Harry. He wasn’t surprised, however, when Draco Malfoy was sorted into Slytherin.
Harry shook his head as Draco arrogantly strutted over to Slytherin table as though it was an honor
to be sorted into the house that values ambition above loyalty, intelligence, and bravery.

“McGonagall, Harry,” his aunt called as many whispers at the tables began.

Harry heard people saying, ‘Is he related to her?’ ‘Bet he’s a Gryffindor,’ and ‘Doesn’t look
like her,’ as well as similar things as he walked toward the hat. He could see Aunt Minnie looking
frustrated at the whispering as well when he put on the hat.

“Let’s see,” said the sorting hat, “Who do we have here? Harry…Wait a minute, I distinctly heard
the name McGonagall. Pretty sneaky to change your name, hmm?”

“Please don’t tell anyone. Please don’t tell…”

“Alright, alright. I never reveal what I find in people’s heads. I can see that this wasn’t your
doing anyway. I don’t sense any real thirst to prove yourself; seems like you don’t have
self-esteem issues. I can see that you’ve got plenty of courage, and the loyalty you have to your
family is admirable. Not a bad mind either, but where to put you.”

“Ravenclaw, please?” Harry silently asked the hat. “It’s where you sorted my friend
Hermione.”

“Are you certain? You could do well in Gryffindor, you know.”

Harry smiled. “I know, and I’m sure that’s where Aunt Minnie wants me, but I’d really rather be
with my best friend.”

“Very well,” said the hat. Then it shouted, “RAVENCLAW!”

Harry happily took off the hat and saw the slightly disappointed look on his aunt’s face. As he
walked toward his table, he saw that most students that weren’t in his house were watching the next
kid walking up to the hat. He sat down next to an ecstatic Hermione, who said, “I was so worried we
wouldn’t be in the same house after I was sorted here. I hope you’re not disappointed. I also hope
your aunt isn’t either.” She talked a bit fast, and Harry found it a bit amusing.

“This is fine. As much as I love my aunt, I think it’s better if she’s not my head of house.
People would always blame favoritism if I achieve anything, and if I got in trouble and someone
didn’t think I was punished enough, they’d claim the same thing. Besides, just because I’m in
Ravenclaw doesn’t mean I can’t talk to her.”

As they were speaking, the other first years were sorted. They were surprised to see a set of
twins, Padma and Parvati Patil, separated into Ravenclaw and Gryffindor respectively.

“You see,” said Harry when that happened. “They’re not going to stop being twin sisters just
because they’re in different houses, are they?”

Hermione motioned Padma to come and sit by them. “Hello Padma Patil,” she said, “I’m Hermione
Granger and this is Harry McGonagall.”

“Hello. It’s nice to meet you,” said the girl.

Harry said, “It’s good to meet you, too. I guess you’re the smart twin, hmm.”

The girl blushed, and for some reason Hermione looked slightly annoyed. “I, I guess so. She’s
more interested in things like fashion than her education, but she’s still bright. She’s more
popular. Are you really related to the head of Gryffindor house?”

After Harry nodded, they turned their attention back to the sorting. After Ron Weasley was made
a, “GRYFFINDOR,” and Blaise Zabini was made a, “SLYTHERIN,” Albus Dumbledore stood up and said a
few words (Nitwit! Blubber! Oddment! Tweak!), and the feast began.

Harry got to meet some of the other Ravenclaws, including another first year boy named Terry
Boot as they were eating the magnificent dinner the house elves had prepared. Harry thought about
talking to his aunt when he was done eating, but wasn’t sure if that was proper or not. He didn’t
want to embarrass her in front of her colleagues. He figured he’d find her office the next day.
While he was lost in thought, he was startled by the entrance of the Grey Lady, Ravenclaw’s
resident ghost. She wasn’t very talkative, but seemed very smart and kind to Harry as she welcomed
the new students.

When Harry finished eating, he looked up at the head table to see his aunt talking animatedly
with an extremely short man. He turned to the nearest older student, who was a pretty girl with
long, curly hair who was wearing a prefect’s badge. “Excuse me,” he said, gaining her
attention.

“Yes, er, Harry McGonagall, right?”

Harry smiled. “Yes. I was wondering who that short man is that Professor McGonagall is talking
to.”

“That’s Professor Flitwick, the charms teacher and our head of house. Are you related to
Professor McGonagall then?”

“Yes, she’s my great aunt.”

Penelope smiled. “She’s probably talking to him about you, then. By the way, I’m Penelope
Clearwater, but almost everybody calls me Penny. I’m the prefect who will lead you all to the dorm
after the feast.”

“It’s good to meet you, Penny.”

At that moment, Harry felt a searing pain in his forehead. He immediately put his right hand on
the spot where it hurt. He noticed that a man who could be no one but Professor Snape (based off of
his appearance) had just noticed him. Next to him was a man wearing a strange turban who was facing
the other way.

A moment later he felt a Legilimens attack and immediately pushed the greasy git out of his mind
with all the force he could muster. The potions professor, caught completely off guard, fell
backwards onto the floor, gaining Aunt Minnie’s attention. She looked from Snape to her nephew and
mouthed, ‘Occlumency?’ to which he nodded. He saw her expression change from concern to fury as she
turned toward the ‘professor’ who was being helped up by the man in the turban.

“What’s wrong?” asked Hermione, Penny, and Padma at once with concerned expressions on their
faces.

“Snape!” said Harry with gritted teeth. “He tried to read my mind! Aunt Min, I mean Professor
McGonagall warned me that he would. He certainly didn’t waste any time!”

Hermione nodded in understanding while the others stared blankly at him. Penny’s eyebrows moved
closer as she appeared to be in deep thought. Finally she said, “Legilimency?”

“Exactly,” said Harry. They then explained it to the others who had noticed Harry’s momentary
headache. Many were amused at how Harry had caused Snape to fall off his chair. They soon saw
Dumbledore escorting a very angry Minerva and Severus into a small room connected to the hall. For
about half a second, yells were heard from the room until somebody apparently put up a silencing
charm. Harry laughed. “I almost feel sorry for Snape.”

“That should be illegal,” said Penelope, “It’s an invasion of privacy.”

“Aun, Professor McGonagall has complained several times to Dumbledore, but he won’t do anything
about it. That’s why she insisted that both me and my little sister learn occlumency before coming
here.”

A few minutes later, Harry started laughing out loud when Snape left the room with a red
handprint on the side of his face, evidence that he’d been slapped by Aunt Minnie. They both looked
furious and Dumbledore, who was the last to leave, looked rather worn out. He walked up to the
podium wearily. He quickly made some start of term notices, including avoiding the third floor
corridor, “And now bedtime. Off you trot!”

“Well all of you first-years, follow me to your home away from home for the next seven years –
Ravenclaw Tower.” She obviously felt a great deal of pride in the tower as she led them toward the
west side of the castle, up several flights of stairs.

“Why do the staircases move?” asked Harry.

“Magic,” Penny said like it was the most obvious thing in the world.

“I know it’s magic, but what’s the point in staircases randomly moving. That’s not very helpful
and can make you late for classes, or even get you lost. I mean it would be one thing if you could
stand on the edge of the staircase and say where you want to go, but this is stupid.”

Penelope, along with everyone else, stood there for a few moments thinking about what he said.
Finally, Miss Clearwater said, “You’re right Harry. It is stupid, but that’s the way it is.”

Hermione whispered into Harry’s ears, “Maybe we’ll find a way to change that while we’re here,”
causing him to grin.

“That’ll put us in the newest edition of ‘Hogwarts, a History.’” Hermione laughed with him at
that idea, but he could tell that she would love to be mentioned in that book.

Finally they reached their destination. They were facing a life-size portrait of a man with very
messy white hair and a thick moustache wearing glasses and blue wizard robes. He smiled at them.
“Hi, everyone. My name’s Al. What’s the password?”

“Relativity,” said Penelope. After the door opened, she whispered to the students, “Whatever
that means.”

Harry looked around to see a large common room decorated in Ravenclaw colors. The carpet was
bronze-colored while the walls were painted light blue. The padded chairs and couches were blue
while the tables were wooden. There were portraits of various geniuses sitting at desks reading.
The bulletin board had a few announcements on it, including Quidditch team tryouts open to
second-years and above. They were shown two staircases at the other end of the room leading down,
the one on the right led to the boys’ dormitory and the one on the left led to the girls.’

Before going down to his dormitory, Harry thanked Penny and said goodnight to Hermione. He found
doors on his right labeled with different year numbers on them. Harry saw that the first door was
labeled for seventh-years and they went down from there. Across from the fourth-year dormitories
was a rather large bathroom. When he finally reached his dorm, he opened the door to find a room
with four large four-poster beds that had blue bed curtains and blankets.

He quickly identified his trunk (it was the only one with multiple compartments) next to one of
the beds and took out a pair of pajamas. After he changed, he pulled out an advanced potions book
to review. He had a feeling that Snape was gonna give him a hard time in class. He wasn’t sure when
that would be since the schedules would be handed out the next morning, but he did know that he
wanted to be ready. While he was reading, his dorm-mates Terry Boot, Michael Corner, and Anthony
Goldstein showed up and got ready for bed.

“What are you studying already for?” asked Terry. “I know we’re Ravenclaws but we don’t have
homework yet.”

“I think Snape’s gonna try something in potions class and I want to be ready. Aun, Professor
McGonagall warned me about him, and he’s already mad at me.”

“So she is your aunt?” asked Michael.

“Technically my dad’s aunt, but yes.”

“Why is Snape already mad at you?” asked Anthony.

“He tried to read my mind during the feast and I knocked him off his chair.”

“Snape is that guy?” asked Michael. “How did that happen?”

After Harry explained mind reading and the defense against it, the others were in awe. “Wow!”
said Terry.

“My aunt didn’t want that git rummaging through my mind, so she insisted that I learn it before
coming here.” He sighed. “I better keep practicing though. I don’t think he’s gonna admit defeat
that easily.”

-

After Harry’s roommates went to sleep, he pulled his two-way mirror out of his trunk and snuck
up to the common room. “Brianna.”

Thirty seconds later, her smiling face appeared. “Hi Harry. We traveled by international floo,
so we’re home already. My classes start tomorrow. How was the train ride? What house were you
sorted in? Have you kissed Hermione yet?”

Harry blushed but hissed, “I am not gonna kiss Hermione, and if you say that again I’ll hang up
on you!”

“Fine,” she said with a smirk, “Denial is the first stage. Did you make Gryffindor?”

“Actually, I’m in Slytherin.”

“What?” His sister looked terrified. “How?”

“All I had to do was lie to my sister.”

“You! Come on, what house are you in?”

“Ravenclaw.”

“Is Hermione in there too?”

“Yes. Snape already tried to read my mind at dinner.”

She looked concerned. “Really? What happened?”

He told her about Snape falling off his chair, and about Aunt Minnie slapping him. She was
laughing her head off by the time she was called down to dinner.

“Dinner?” asked Harry, confused for a moment, “Oh yeah, the time difference. Duh.”

“Yeah big brother. I thought you were supposed to be a smart Ravenclaw. I’ve got to go now. See
ya!”

“See you later. Tell everyone I said hi.”

-

The next morning he met Hermione in the common room talking to a few of the girls. Padma was
there, along with the other girls in their year: Mandy Brocklehurst and Lisa Turpin. A cute
second-year Asian girl named Cho Chang was telling them what to expect for their first year.

Hermione and Harry sat with Padma and Anthony at breakfast. After Flitwick handed them their
schedules, Harry looked at them in horror. Hermione, seeing his reaction, checked her schedule. “Oh
dear. We have two hours of Potions with the Hufflepuffs right after breakfast.”

The meal became a solemn affair after that. Sort of like when an inmate on Death Row knows it’s
their last meal. The first year Ravenclaws slowly made their way downstairs to the dungeons,
knowing exactly what to expect.

-

Harry paid attention from the very beginning of class, taking notes as Snape talked about
bottling fame and brewing glory until finally Snape yelled, “McGonagall!” Harry’s head shot up as
he reinforced his occlumency shields. However, instead of reading his mind, Snape started asking
him questions. “What would I get if I added powdered root of asphodel to an infusion of
wormwood?”

Harry stopped himself from smiling. “Draught of Living Death, sir.” Harry knew this was a
N.E.W.T. level potion, so he was glad he’d read up on them the night before.

Snape appeared irritated. “Where would you look if I told you to find me a bezoar?”

Harry noticed that Hermione’s hand was up as he answered, “The stomach of a goat, although there
are probably a few in your cabinet in case someone gets poisoned here.” There were several chuckles
at that comment as Snape’s ears went red.”

“Five points from Ravenclaw for your cheek, McGonagall! What is the difference between monkshood
and wolfsbane?”

“Nothing, sir,” Harry said coldly, knowing full well that he should have earned his house at
least twenty points by now. “It also goes by the name of aconite.”

Snape’s face was red now, and he turned to the other students. “WELL, why aren’t you all copying
this down?”

While the others wrote down those questions, Snape tried to catch Harry off guard and attacked
his mind again. Harry felt the stronger assault, but still pushed him out, causing the bully to
stagger where he stood for a moment, until he said, “Five more points from Ravenclaw, because Mr.
McGonagall doesn’t seem to think he needs to take notes.”

Hermione, who’d been getting madder and madder while watching the exchange, blurted out, “Why
should he write them down when he answered the questions?”

“Ten points from Ravenclaw, Miss…Granger I believe.” She nodded with an angry expression. “For
speaking out of turn.”

-

Every student, Ravenclaw and Hufflepuff alike, were fuming when they left the classroom. Some of
the Hufflepuffs came up to Harry and said Snape should’ve given him fifty points. They had some
free time before lunch, so Harry said to Hermione, “I’m gonna talk to my aunt! This is
ridiculous!”

“May I come with you?” asked Hermione, “as a witness to how Snape was behaving.”

Harry smiled that she didn’t use the term professor to apply to that creep. “If you’d like.”

-

Soon they found themselves outside the Transfiguration classroom as a class was just leaving.
Harry walked inside and said, “Professor McGonagall, may we speak to you in your office?”

Minnie smiled. “You’re always welcome Harry. Hello Hermione.”

-

When they were in her office, Harry said, “First of all, I want to make sure that you’re ok with
my being a Ravenclaw.”

She put her hand on Harry’s blond head. “Of course I am. I, of course, had hoped you’d be in
Gryffindor, but Ravenclaw is an honorable house as well.”

“Good. Now, do I want to know what happened besides you slapping Snape last night?”

She chuckled. “Nothing but yelling that fell on deaf ears I’m afraid. I think Snape would have
to actually murder a student in the middle of a feast before the headmaster,” she then paused,
“Never mind. I know you just came from potions. How did it go?”

“Awful! That so-called teacher started on Harry from the moment class started! He tried to stump
him with questions about N.E.W.T. level potions, but Harry got them all right,” Minerva smiled
proudly, “…but he took points from him anyway! And then…” Hermione went in a rant until Minerva got
up and opened a cabinet to reveal something Harry hadn’t seen before.

“This is my pensieve. I acquired it nine years ago while collecting evidence against Snape. The
headmaster, of course, completely ignored the evidence, but I still make use of this marvelous
device. Harry, I’m going to hold my wand to your head and I’ll need you to remember exactly what
happened in class today.”

Once she’d extracted the memory, she summoned an elf to bring lunch into the room as they
watched the ‘lesson’ played out. Minerva gave points appropriately to Ravenclaw and Hufflepuff for
correctly answering questions. She also gave back every point Snape stole during the class.

“Since the headmaster will do nothing to stop Snape’s blatant disregard of school policies, I
will. He shouldn’t be allowed to give and take points! Just don’t tell anyone else about it.”

“Thanks Aunt Minnie, I mean, Professor McGonagall.”

“You’re welcome. I’ll add your memory to my evidence. I’d take this to the board of governors,
except that Lucius Malfoy, who controls it, would be taking Snape’s side and threatening anybody
who doesn’t agree with him.”

“We met his son,” said Harry.

-

As the week progressed, Harry and Hermione were at the top of every class they went to,
impressing Flitwick and Sprout. Harry had trouble staying awake in History of Magic during the
lecture, so he tuned it out and read the chapter Professor Binns was going over instead.

Defense Against the Dark Arts would’ve been a really great, fun, and interesting class were it
not for one small factor – the teacher. Professor Quirrel, with his classroom smelling strongly of
garlic and his fear whenever any topic related to defense was brought up. His stuttering didn’t
help, nor did the awful smell emanating from his turban.

-

Harry was excited to have his first Transfiguration lesson with Aunt Minnie. He hadn’t known she
was an animagus, so he was as surprised as everyone else when the cat turned into her. She
immediately went into her lecture.

“Transfiguration is some of the most complex and dangerous magic you will learn at Hogwarts.
Anyone messing around in my class will leave and not come back. You have been warned.”

Harry had never seen her more stern than while she was teaching. He knew even he wouldn’t be
able to get away with anything in her class. He was glad to see the proud look she had when he
turned his match into a needle a few moments before Hermione. She gave them five points each as she
smiled at them both. No one else was able to get any reaction from their match.

On the way out the door he heard some Slytherins, who they shared the class with, muttering
about ‘teacher’s pets,’ until Draco, Crabbe, and Goyle actually walked up to them. “I’ll bet Aunt
Minnie showed you how to do that right before class started,” said Draco.

“Actually,” said Hermione, “Harry showed me how to do that spell on the train. He’s already had
years of magical education in America.”

“It’s none of your business anyway, Malfoy,” said Harry. “Let’s go Hermione!”

Together they turned their backs on Draco and started walking away until they heard him say,
“Petrificus…” at which point Harry grabbed Hermione and pulled both of them out of the way,
“…Totalus.”

The spell hit a nearby statue as Harry summoned his wand out of its holster, and shouted, “Accio
wands,” causing all three wands to come into his left hand. “Harry!” shouted Minerva as she walked
out to see him pointing four wands at three terrified Slytherins, “what’s going on?”

“Your nephew stole our wands!”

“After you tried to petrify us from behind,” said Hermione. “Draco’s spell hit the statue after
we dodged it.”

“Which wand is Mr. Malfoy’s?” asked Minerva.

After she’d seen that Draco’s wand had performed the body-bind spell, he claimed, “He stole my
wand and shot a spell at me.”

“Professor McGonagall,” said Harry, “Why don’t we use your pensieve?”

Draco’s eyes went wide at that suggestion. Minerva looked at him with her meanest look. “If you
admit attacking them now, you lose ten points and get a detention. If I have to take my pensieve
out and it’s proven that you attacked them, you’ll lose fifty points and get five detentions. It’s
up to you Mr. Malfoy.”

His face turned red with anger, but he knew he was caught. “Fine! I did it, Aunt Minnie,” and
stormed off with his bodyguards.

McGonagall called after him, “Fifteen points from Slytherin and detention tonight at seven
cleaning the bathrooms under Mr. Filch’s supervision. I shall give your wands to Professor Snape
tomorrow at breakfast.”

“Harry,” said Minerva after Malfoy was gone, “That was impressive summoning. I’m curious why you
didn’t use a defense spell on him.”

“I figured he’d pretend to be hurt and I’d end up in trouble because of his daddy.”

“Very good thinking, Harry. Five points to Ravenclaw.”

-

By the time Saturday came around, Harry and Hermione thought they’d waited long enough to talk
about C.A.R.E. With Penny’s help, they arranged for most of Ravenclaw to meet them in the common
room at ten-thirty to discuss the issue.

Harry started out nervously, “Does anybody here not know what a house elf is?”

A few muggleborns raised their hands and the meeting went from there. Hermione explained what
they’d found out about the origin of their enslavement. Many of the kids that owned elves were very
surprised to find this out.

“But if it’s a contract,” said Cho, “surely there are some loopholes.”

“Probably so,” answered Hermione, “But we don’t know where the contract is, so we don’t know the
exact wording. We searched both the Hogwarts library and Professor McGonagall’s. We’ll keep trying
to find it when we can, but for now we’d like to focus on two goals.”

Harry continued. “One is to inform people, and the other is to work for better treatment of
elves.” At this point they passed out brochures with wizard pictures of an elf being beaten (as
well as information). “My dad took these photos in Diagon Alley while we were shopping. The elf’s
owner was shamelessly beating him in the middle of the street.”

“They’re treated worse than vermin,” said Hermione, “and nobody does anything about it!”

“What we want to do is form a community to advance the rights of elves,” said Harry.

Hermione pulled out ten C.A.R.E. badges. “Two sickles to join and you get the badges. The money
goes for our literature.”

“Professor McGonagall said that if we got ten members, she’d sponsor us to be an official
Hogwarts club,” said Harry, “Then we could have a small information booth in the Great Hall and
notices in every common room.”

Padma was the first to buy a badge, followed by Penny, Cho, Michael, Terry, Anthony, Lisa
Turpin, Marietta Edgecomb, Mandy Brocklehurst, and Roger Davies. Others joined as well, but that
was the list they gave to Aunt Minnie.

By Sunday morning, half of Ravenclaw and a few members of other houses were wearing C.A.R.E.
badges. Some of them even sent literature to their parents. Hermione got an idea to start a
petition for the ministry to make house elf abuse illegal. Harry and Hermione were sitting at an
information booth in the Great Hall when Malfoy walked up to them, flanked by his bodyguards,
holding one of their pamphlets looking furious. Harry had some idea what Malfoy was mad about.

He muttered, “New Sparks,” to get his wand and then pointed it under the table. When Malfoy was
close enough, Harry muttered, “Accio wands.”

They Slytherins didn’t even notice the wands flying out of their pockets and under the table as
Draco shouted, “HOW DARE YOU SHOW PICTURES OF MY ELF!!!”

Harry and Hermione both acted completely surprised, and Hermione loudly said, “We had no idea
your father was the monster beating a house elf senseless in the middle of Diagon Alley.”

Forgetting where he was, Draco shouted, “How DARE you say anything about my father, you filthy
mudblood!”

“Twenty points from Slytherin for using that word,” shouted Flitwick from nearby.

Malfoy paled for a moment and sneered at Harry. “I challenge you to a wizard’s duel
tonight.”

Harry smiled, knowing the coward would never really do that. “Sure, but I want it official and
in front of the whole school. I’ll see if Professor McGonagall can sponsor it.”

Malfoy paled. “I-I a son-of-a-squib like you isn’t worthy of a wizard’s duel! I’ll just set your
booth on fire!” He sneered as he arrogantly reached for his wand.

Both Harry and Hermione burst out laughing at the look of horror and then comprehension on his
face. “Professor Flitwick,” called Harry, “could you come here for a moment?”

“Certainly,” he said as he walked over.

Hermione said, “Draco has just threatened to burn down our booth, so we were wondering if you
could hold his and his friends’ wands for us until we’re through here or he’s leaving.”

Flitwick seemed to think about it for a moment. “Considering what I heard him shout a minute
ago, I believe you.” He turned to the Slytherins. “May I have your wands?”

“Actually, we have them, Professor,” said Harry. “I managed to summon them before they did any
damage.”

Flitwick was astonished. “You summoned them?”

“Yes,” he said simply.

“Professor McGonagall informed me that you’ve had previous education but this is amazing.”

Draco interrupted. “We’re leaving now, professor. Can we have our wands back?”

“Yes. Just make sure you don’t use them against other students, especially Ravenclaws.” He
handed them the wands and watched them leave.

Harry said to his head of house, “Americans tend to be lazy, and the summoning charm is a
wonderful tool for lazy people. They made it a high priority. I learned it when I was eight. It was
one of the hardest charms they taught, but it was well worth it in my opinion. I haven’t had to
leave the couch to get the T.V. remote since then.”

“You are so lucky!” said Hermione with a grin.

“Amazing,” said Flitwick, “I wonder how much more advanced we could go if the ministry let us
start teaching kids at a younger age. Carry on. I’ll see you later.” He then left his students.

Hermione then turned toward Harry with puppy dog eyes. “You have got to teach me that
charm.”

-

The next week, Harry and Hermione continued to study together and be at the top of their
classes. Five first years asked them for help with their classes in one day. They were Padma and
Anthony from Ravenclaw, Susan Bones and Hannah Abbot from Hufflepuff, and Neville from Gryffindor
(all of them were C.A.R.E. members already). They decided to set aside an hour in the library each
day to meet as a group to help them with different classes (just the actual topics of the week –
not working weeks ahead like Harry and Hermione were doing when it was just them studying).

-

When it came time for their first flying lesson, all the first years showed up. Hermione was
very nervous despite the fact that they’d both read a few books on Quidditch and flying. Harry
tried to calm her down to no avail. When Harry put his hand out and said, “Up!” his broom went
straight into his hand. Hermione’s did not. It simply rolled over on the ground like Padma’s.
Neville’s didn’t move at all.

Madam Hooch then showed them the proper way to grip the broom. Harry was amused when Madam Hooch
told Malfoy he’d been doing it wrong for years. When everyone was about to start flying, Neville
lost control of his broom. After a terrifying flight, he broke his wrist, and Madam Hooch escorted
him to the hospital wing, warning everybody to stay on the ground. Malfoy took the opportunity to
steal Neville’s remembrall, which had fallen on the ground.

“Give it back, Malfoy,” Harry shouted.

“Make me, McGonagall!” he said as he flew off on a broom.

Within a second, Harry’s wand was in his hand. “Accio, remembrall!”

Draco was holding it so tightly that he was pulled with it and fell off his broom, which was
five feet in the air, before letting go of the orb that flew straight into Harry’s hand. After he
moaned in pain, Crabbe and Goyle walked up to him, but looked completely unsure what to do.
Hermione had wanted to help Draco, but Harry said, “He can’t be hurt badly if he can moan like
that. He’s faking. Besides, you know what he’d call you if you tried to help.”

At that moment, Madam Hooch walked in alone and immediately noticed Draco on the ground. Her
face turned red. She was furious. She rushed toward him while shouting, “I TOLD YOU NOT TO USE THE
BROOMS! You are not getting another flying lesson in this school, you have a detention polishing
all of these brooms once Madam Pomfrey says you’re alright, and I’m going to recommend that you are
never allowed a broom, along with a lifetime Quidditch ban, just in case you decide you want to
play!”

The rest of the class started laughing as Draco limped out of there, apparently with a sprained
ankle, next to Madam Hooch.

-

Please review. Thank you so much to the many people who reviewed the first chapter! I’m truly
overwhelmed and hope I didn’t disappoint you too much with this chapter. Actually I hope you love
the chapter.

I hope you don’t mind Harry and Hermione being Ravenclaws. I felt that with a friend that
accepted her studious ways she would be more comfortable there. I honestly believe she asked the
hat for Gryffindor, because she said that was what she hoped for on the train. I also think Harry
would want to be with his best friend on the continent instead of Gryffindor if given a choice.



3. Secrets Revealed
-------------------

Harry Potter and all characters, etc. belong to J.K. Rowling, not me.

**Harry McGonagall – Chapter 3 – Secrets Revealed**

When Madam Hooch finally returned, she said, “I know that half our time is up, but if we can
avoid anymore foolishness or accidents, I can still teach you the basics of flying. Line up again
and get your brooms. Quickly now!”

They all scrambled back to where they’d been and mounted their brooms under Hooch’s
instructions. Harry soon found that he was a complete natural on a broom and was laughing, purely
enjoying himself, as he out-flew everyone there. After five minutes, he noticed that Hermione was
having trouble. She was off the ground, but not moving much at all, and was clearly terrified of
falling. Madam Hooch was helping someone else. He flew over to his friend.

“Hermione, how are you doing?”

She put her head in shame. “I-I’m fine. Y-you’re doing r-really well.”

“Thanks. I want to help. What precisely is the problem you’re having? You’re brilliant at
everything else.”

“I j-just can’t control this broom! There’s no spell or something I can learn to help.”

Nodding his head, Harry said, “You’re right. There’s nothing to memorize to make this easier. I
was lucky. Apparently I’m good at this naturally.” He searched his mind to think of a way to help
his friend. “Um, I guess it’s like riding a bike. There’s no book that can teach you how to do that
either.”

“I had a hard time learning that, too,” she admitted, “but I did learn,” she said with
determination.

Harry smiled. “And you’ll learn this, too. The first thing you need to do is…”

Harry patiently instructed Hermione in flying, explaining how he was controlling the broom he
was on, and having her watch while he demonstrated what he somehow knew instinctively. Unbeknownst
to them, Madam Hooch had noticed and was watching them when she wasn’t correcting others who were
having minor problems.

After about twenty minutes, Hermione was flying fairly well, and beginning to enjoy herself.
“Wow! I never thought that this could be such fun!”

Harry chuckled, “I thought so. My parents wouldn’t let me get a broom, but I saw a few Quidditch
matches in the States and thought it looked exciting. I definitely want to try out for the
Quidditch team next year!”

“And I’m sure you’ll do well,” said Madam Hooch, who’d flown up to them. “Mr. McGonagall, I’d
like to compliment how well you instructed Miss Granger. I couldn’t have done it better myself.
Five points to Ravenclaw.”

“Thank you,” he said blushing slightly.

-

That night, Harry pulled out his mirror to call his family once the common room was cleared
out.

“You are gonna have to get me a broom next year!” he declared excitedly to his parents. “We just
had our first flying lesson and it was awesome!”

Mark chuckled. “Let me guess. You plan to be captain of the Ravenclaw Quidditch team next year,
too?”

Harry’s ears turned pink. “I do want to try out for the team. Isn’t there a place in Little
Salem where people can practice flying and Quidditch?”

“Yes, I think so,” said Cindy. “Er, ‘Frank’s Flying Funhouse,’ I think is the name. We can
certainly find out about it before you return for the summer.”

“How did your girlfriend fly?” asked Brianna.

Harry’s ears turned pink, but he firmly answered, “I don’t have a girlfriend!”

“You know who I mean,” his sister replied, grinning.

“Don’t tease your brother,” said Cindy sternly.

Mark added, “Or we might tell him about Bobby.” Brianna’s face went scarlet. “Whoops!” he said
in mock regret.

Harry’s eyebrows shot up. “Who’s Bobby?”

“Just a boy in my class who moved from Michigan this summer. We did our homework together,
ONCE!”

“Magic or Muggle?”

“Muggle, and don’t start…”

“Well, then if your new boyfriend gets out of line, you can stun him and he won’t be able to
defend himself.”

“He is not…”

“We’ll see about that. What does he look like?”

“This is not about Bobby! How did Hermione fly?”

“On a broom. How tall is Bobby?”

“Dad, why did you have to bring him up?” Mark simply laughed.

“Does he carry your books?” asked Harry, clearly enjoying his revenge.

“No, he doesn’t!”

“Then you should let him know that boyfriends do that kind of thing.”

“He is NOT my boyfriend! Do you carry Hermione’s books for her?”

“Of course not, but she’s not my girlfriend.”

“But you did buy her an enchanted book-bag for her birthday,” said Brianna with a smirk. “Same
difference!”

Cindy decided to change the subject. “Matt, Emilio, and Chris said ‘hi’ when we ran into them at
the mall last week.”

“They said school’s not quite the same without having you there to help prank the teachers,”
said Brianna.

Harry smiled. “Yeah. I wish they were here to help me prank…”

“Harry!” said his mother sternly.

“I mean to study with.”

“But then one of them would try to steal your girlfriend!” Brianna teased.

Harry replied, “Maybe I can get them to follow you and Bobby around. They can use their squirt
guns on you two when they see you kissing.”

“Ewww! I am not gonna kiss Bobby!”

“Not with anyone watching, anyway,” answered Harry laughing.

-

The next day at breakfast, Draco (with his bodyguards) strutted up to the Ravenclaw table and
said with his sneer, “McGonagall! I thought you’d like to know that Hooch’s punishment was
over-ridden. My father…”

“The coward who beats house elves,” interjected Hermione with a smirk.

Draco’s ears turned pink. “How DARE you say that about my father, you filthy mudblood!” Crabbe
and Goyle both laughed stupidly as though Draco had said something clever.

“You brought that filthy elf-beater up!” said Harry angrily. “He, just like you, struts around
like he’s important because of something he had no control over; when in reality he’s nothing more
than a bully and a bigot!”

“How dare you!”

“If you don’t want us to insult you and your pathetic family of self-important nothings, go back
to the Slytherin table where you belong!” said Hermione.

“I was just saying that in fourth year I’ll be able to join the Slytherin quidditch team.”

“Well big deal,” said Harry, “I’ll just summon you off your broom again when you’re higher off
the ground.”

Draco’s face went pale. “You will not!” he said, turning around and stomping off.

Harry and Hermione looked at each other and laughed. “He actually thinks I care that he calls me
a mudblood,” said Hermione.

“Apparently some purebloods are too stupid to realize that no one of intelligence believes that
nonsense. I mean, look at Crap and Boil, I mean Crabbe and Goyle.” Hermione giggled at Harry’s
little joke. “They are the stupidest, least magical kids in our class, and they’re purebloods.”

“Draco didn’t say anything about his detention,” said Hermione thoughtfully.

Harry grinned. “I’d say that means he still has to polish those old brooms.”

-

The next Potions lesson that they had, Snape wasn’t specifically targeting Harry. He picked a
different target this time.

“Miss Granger, why must you insist on being an insufferable know-it-all? Fifteen points from
Ravenclaw!”

“But all she did was answer the question you asked!” yelled Harry.

“Twenty points from Ravenclaw, Mr. McGonagall.” He then turned back to Hermione. “Miss Granger,
you have not answered my question. Why must you be such a know-it-all?”

Looking down at her desk, she muttered, “I simply answer the questions you ask, Professor.”

“Look me in the eye when you speak to me. Five points from Ravenclaw.”

“No sir,” Hermione answered coldly.

“What? Twenty points from Ravenclaw! How dare you refuse?”

“I don’t want you performing Legilimency on me like you’ve tried doing to Harry, sir,” she said
firmly, earning the attention of the class. The Ravenclaws already knew what he did, but the
Hufflepuffs who didn’t gasped.

“I do not,” he said unconvincingly, then with a cold expression on his face he added, “But if I
did, do you have something to hide?”

Hermione was furious, as she refused to look up at the ‘teacher.’ “I’m not breaking any school
rules, if that’s what you mean, but I don’t want you reading my mind like you do everyone else’s.
That’s an invasion of privacy!” People started murmuring in class at this pronouncement, and she
shouted for the class, “Whenever you look him in the eye he reads your minds.”

“You have just earned yourself a detention, Miss Granger.”

“Fine,” she said coldly as she got up and left the room, making sure to not look at Snape. Harry
got up angrily and followed her.

“You’ve also earned a detention, Mr. McGonagall!” As Snape looked around the room, he noticed
that no one in class would look up toward him as the door slammed shut.

-

“Hermione wait up!” said Harry.

“You shouldn’t have followed me, Harry,” she said while stopping.

“He targeted you because he can’t get me.”

“Your aunt has to teach me Occlumency! I can’t stand the thought of that greasy git in my head.
It’s disgusting, and I know for a fact that it’s illegal!”

“Then let’s see her. We should also talk to Flitwick about this, since he’s our head of
house.”

-

A few minutes later, they found themselves outside of Professor McGonagall’s classroom while she
was teaching. They were surprised to hear her say loudly, “Mr. McGonagall, Miss Granger, there’s no
point in waiting out in the hall. Go into my office and I’ll see you in about ten minutes.”

They walked into the room, both blushing slightly as they made their way to her office door.
They heard some slight chuckling from the students. They hurried into the office and shut the
door.

-

Nine minutes later, Minerva came into the room to find the two kids sitting down silently. “Now,
why don’t you tell me what Snape has done this time?”

“You may want to call Professor Flitwick as well,” said Harry. “Snape gave us both
detentions.”

After Flitwick had been called, and they’d both watched the memory of the last five minutes
they’d spent with Snape, Flitwick was furious. “Snape uses Legilimency on students and Dumbledore
knows about it? Why hasn’t he been fired?”

At that moment, Snape and Dumbledore walked into the office. Severus sneered, “I suspected that
Mr. McGonagall would go running to his auntie for help. How touching.”

“Against a pathetic bully like you,” shouted Minerva, whose face was red with fury, “all the
students need help!”

“Now, now,” said Dumbledore benevolently, “I’m sure we can find a peaceful solution to this
minor disagreement.”

Flitwick shouted, “This…teacher performs Legilimency on the students!”

“Only to insure the safety of the school,” Snape said coldly.

“You see,” said Dumbledore, his eyes twinkling. “It’s not that he wants to invade the privacy of
the students, but he feels that it’s his responsibility to make sure they’re not planning anything
dangerous.”

“Poppycock!” said Minerva angrily. “Professor Dumbledore, I know that you don’t care at all
about the students but…”

“Don’t you DARE accuse me of not caring about the students! I…”

“Subject them to this monster who makes sure that no one but Slytherins can learn Potions and
constantly invades their privacy! Subject them to a Divination teacher who not only is a fraud but
enjoys terrorizing them by predicting one of them to die every year! Not to mention…”

“That’s enough, Minerva! We can’t have students walking out in the middle of class. The
detentions will be served with Mr. Filch, but the house points will be restored. Professor Snape,
please cease attempting Legilimency on Mr. McGonagall and Miss Granger.”

At that moment, Harry felt a subtle mental attack, but Snape wasn’t looking at him. He pushed
the attack away with all his might, and Professor Dumbledore stumbled backwards, clearly
surprised.

Harry was furious, but before he could say anything, Professor McGonagall shouted, “Albus! I’m
surprised at you! It’s bad enough that you condone Snape’s behavior, but to do it yourself! I’m
glad I taught Harry Occlumency! I wonder how many students’ minds the two of you assault every
year!”

“If there’s nothing more,” said Dumbledore, whose ears were now pink, “we’ll be going. It’s
almost time for lunch.”

Dumbledore and Snape quickly left the room, leaving the others alone. Flitwick was beside
himself. “They both read students’ minds and think that there’s nothing wrong with it!”

Minerva sighed sadly. “I wonder if it was a good idea to have Harry come here at all. There are
other schools in America he could have…”

“But I wouldn’t have you to talk to Aunt Minnie, or Hermione.”

The brown-haired girl blushed but spoke up. “Professor McGonagall, I was wondering if you would
teach me Occlumency. I believe that I’ll need it.”

“Of course, Miss Granger,” said the head of Gryffindor. “Let me get you a book to read. Once
you’ve read it, let me know and we’ll start lessons.”

-

As Harry and Hermione were walking toward the Great Hall, Hermione stopped and angrily said, “I
can’t believe that Snape is getting away with this! And we got detentions!” She clenched her fists
in frustration. “I wish there was something we could do about it!”

“Maybe there is,” said Harry mysteriously as a smile appeared on his face. “We’ll talk about it
in the common room later, not where we can be overheard.”

-

By dinnertime, Hermione’s pronouncement that Snape was reading the mind of anyone who looked him
in the eyes had spread all over the school. People from different houses came up to Harry and
Hermione to ask about it. They answered the questions truthfully.

When dinner was finally over, Harry and Hermione reported to Filch, who had them scrubbing
floors for three hours. Half an hour after they were released, they found themselves sitting alone
in a corner of Ravenclaw Tower. Most of the students had gone to bed already. Harry whispered, “I
think we should pull a prank on Snape.”

At first she looked shocked, but then a small smile started forming on her lips. “I hope you
don’t get us both expelled. What’s your idea?”

Harry grinned at his friend. “Well, I was thinking that Snape probably protects himself from
pranks, because I’m sure every non-Slytherin in the school hates him.”

“Someone probably tries to prank him every day,” said Hermione thoughtfully, “So why will we be
successful?”

“Because we’ll base them on his routine, just like me and my American friends used to do.”

“It can’t happen while we’re in the classroom though,” said Hermione with a worried expression
on her face.

Harry grinned. “Then we’ll need to get the memory of someone who is in the class so we can
watch.”

“Definitely,” she said smugly.

“We’ll need to sneak out after curfew to do it, though.”

She leaned forward conspiratorially. “What is it exactly that you want to do?”

-

At about midnight, the portrait of ‘Al’ was opened and two students wearing school robes that
clearly had their house badges covered with black cloth snuck out the door to Ravenclaw Tower.
Their hoods were up so that it was difficult to see their faces. One of them closed the door,
carefully avoiding waking the portrait up.

The short figures silently moved through the castle. Their shoes had been charmed silent. As
they approached the staircases, Harry whispered, “I wish we could have brooms.”

“Well, we can’t,” his partner in crime responded. “I wish we had an invisibility cloak, but
don’t have one of those either.”

“That would be awesome,” he whispered as they waited in the shadows for the stairs to move to
the right position, narrowly avoiding being noticed by the Bloody Baron. “Maybe we can learn how to
disillusion ourselves.” When the stairs were in the right position, they soundlessly made their way
down them quickly.

They slowly and carefully made their way through the castle, with one of them getting on the
floor and peeking around each corner. They ducked into several classrooms on false alarms, learning
about the thrill and fear of sneaking around Hogwarts after hours.

When they finally reached Snape’s classroom, Harry performed the ‘alohamora’ spell, and nothing
happened. “Fine,” muttered Harry, who stuck the end of his wand under the door and summoned the
hinges. After Hermione performed a silencing charm on the door (just in case they dropped it), they
carefully opened it and replaced the hinges, leaving it slightly ajar to make sure they weren’t
trapped inside the classroom if the door locked. They then pulled a few items out of their pockets
and set up their prank.

Less than fifteen minutes after they got to the door, they were leaving. Harry closed it, and
found that it did lock itself. As soon as they got around the corner, they heard someone
approaching the classroom from the other direction. They didn’t stop to see who it was, but they
both heard Snape’s voice laughing, saying something about stupid kids thinking that a simple
unlocking spell would break into his classroom.

So they snuck back through the castle much the same way that they had to get to the dungeons.
When they approached a certain stairway though, it was already in the correct position, so they got
on. Unfortunately, when they were halfway up the staircase, it started moving again. While it was
moving, they noticed Peeves turn a corner toward their general direction, so they ducked down so he
didn’t spot them. When the stairs finally stopped moving, they snuck up to wherever they stopped,
not noticing that it led them toward the forbidden third floor corridor.

“Where are we?” whispered Harry.

“In trouble,” Hermione said, pointing to the right, where a certain cat was looking at them.

“Mrs. Norris,” Harry said as the cat ran off.

“Where Mrs. Norris is,” said Hermione.

“Filch is not far behind. Come on!”

They ran down the corridor until they slammed into a door. They heard footsteps coming and the
voice of Mr. Filch saying, “What is it, Mr. Norris?”

Harry tried the locked door, and Hermione magically unlocked it. They quickly got inside and
closed the door softly behind them.

“What is it, girl?” Filch said on the other side of the door. “There are no students here. I’ll
bet you can sense what’s on the other side of this door. Don’t worry. It won’t get you. Come
on.”

While Harry and Hermione were listening to that exchange, they were looking straight into the
eyes of a monstrous dog. Specifically, Harry was looking at one set of eyes, and Hermione was
looking at another set. There was a third set as well, but neither was staring at that set as the
formerly sleeping three-headed dog stretched out its legs as it glared at them. When the thunderous
growls began, Harry grabbed the door and pulled it open, preferring detention or even expulsion to
becoming a chew-toy for a three-headed dog.

Luckily, Filch had already left, so they slowly and carefully made their way back to the
staircases.

As they were walking, they whispered back and forth.

“What was that thing, Hermione?”

“I don’t know, but it was obviously guarding something.”

“You saw the trap door, too.”

“Naturally.”

“I don’t care what it’s guarding; they shouldn’t have a thing like that inside a school! It
could kill someone.”

“It was behind a locked door,” defended Hermione.

“That anyone who knows ‘alohamora’ can get past.”

“Good point.”

“Thank you.”

At about this time, they’d gotten past a staircase and heard two sets of footsteps behind them.
They heard a male voice say, “Stop, you there!” and ran for it, but no matter where they turned
they couldn’t seem to shake off their pursuers.

“Hermione,” Harry panted, “Let’s split up. I’ll try to give you cover.”

“You can’t! We’re in this together!”

“Both of us getting in trouble won’t help any. Be careful. I’ll meet you at the tower. Now go!”
Reluctantly, she ran off quietly in the direction Harry indicated, while he went the other way,
purposely making noise. He was happy to hear that both were following him as he tried to find a way
to lose whoever was following him. Finally, he came to a dead end.

As he saw the two figures approaching him, he realized that they were definitely students, and
appeared to be too young to even be prefects. He wondered what they wanted as one of them put a
piece of parchment into his pocket. As they came closer, he saw that it was a set of twins with red
hair. If he remembered correctly, they had been looking at a tarantula on the train, and were
Gryffindors. Their wands were pointed at him.

“What do you want?”

“To introduce ourselves, of course.”

“I’m Gred Weasley.”

“And I’m Forge.”

“The question my friend is…”

“…who are you?”

“I, I’m Harry,” he said nervously, not knowing what was going on, “Harry McGonagall.”

The twins looked at each other with mock sorrow on their faces. “Isn’t it terrible, Gred, how
kids these days…”

“…can lie so easily? Yes, Forge, it is a shame.”

“I’m not lying! I am Harry McGonagall! Harry Mark McGonagall if you must know!”

“We agree that your first name is Harry.”

“But your middle name is James.”

“And your last name is Potter.”

Harry’s face fell. He couldn’t understand how they knew. If they read his mind, they were the
most gifted Legilimens in the world because he didn’t even feel it. “I am not!” he decided to
lie.

“Oh, but you are.”

“Now tell us why you’re here and what happened to your scar and hair.”

Realizing that they weren’t going to be fooled, he decided to find out how they knew and who
else knew. “Fine, but not in the middle of a corridor.”

Fred and George smiled. “Very well, walk ahead of us.”

After they’d directed Harry at wandpoint into a secret passage, one of them said, “Okay Harry
Potter, how did you become a McGonagall?”

“Are you using Polyjuice Potion?”

Harry first wanted answers. “I’ll answer your questions if you’ll answer mine. How do you know
who I am, and does anybody else?”

“I don’t think that’s a good idea for us to answer,” said Fred.

“Considering that some people believe you’re a dark wizard,”

“And we’ve found you impersonating our head of house’s nephew.”

“How long did it take for you to convince the hat to put you in Ravenclaw…”

“…Instead of Slytherin?”

Harry was getting intimidated by the way they could complete each other’s sentences. “I am not a
dark wizard! I was adopted by Professor McGonagall’s nephew right after my birth-parents were
killed and I was raised in America. I only found out that I’m Harry Potter last year. And the hat
wanted to put me in Gryffindor!”

“So you’re saying that Dumbledore lied to everyone when he said you’d gone missing.”

Harry’s ears turned pink. “Not exactly. He left me on the doorstep of my only living relatives
with a note. Aunt Minnie, I mean Professor McGonagall had watched them all day and thought they
were the worst sort of muggles imaginable, while Dumbledore didn’t even bother to meet them. She,
my parents, and my sister are the only people who know about it.”

The twins looked at each other as though to mentally confer. Harry saw his chance. He muttered,
“New Sparks…Accio wands!”

Both twins felt their wands pulled away. They tried to hold on, but it was no use. Within a
moment, Harry had their wands.

“That was fast.”

“Looks like you’ve been trained by someone.”

“Where’d your wand come from?”

Harry looked at them, exasperated. “All I did is take your wands. It’s not like I crucio’d you.
I answered your questions, now answer mine.”

For the first time in history, Fred and George Weasley were silent.

Harry took a deep breath. “Okay, I understand. You think I’m a dark wizard, so you’re not
answering me, figuring that I might kill you once you do.”

“Basically,” they said together.

He knew he had to gain their trust. “How about this? Here are your wands back, mine too (he
still had his second wand hidden if this didn’t work). All I ask is that you march me to Professor
McGonagall and no one else.

As they took the three wands, the twins looked at each other again. One finally spoke. “Well he
did…”

“But what if…”

“Why was he…”

“Harry, why were you and Hermione Granger out in the corridors at night?”

“You seem a bit young for snogging.”

“We were pranking Snape’s classroom,” he said proudly. He’d heard of their reputation.

“How’d you get in his door?” said Fred, challenging Harry.

“I stuck my wand underneath and summoned the hinges when alohamora didn’t work.”

“Summoning the hinges,” the twins said together as matching grins appeared on their faces.

“The prank we set up should happen during your class. You are third years, right?”

“Yes, and we share Potions class with the Ravenclaws tomorrow.”

“Pretty clever to not have it happen on a day you have Potions.”

“So, do you believe me?”

“For now,” said one of them.

“Will you keep my secret?”

“For now,” said the other one.

“Then I’ll need you to talk to my aunt privately tomorrow and tell her you know who I am. Then
ask her to teach you Occlumency. Oh, and don’t look Snape or Dumbledore in the eye until she says
you can.”

“He’s serious.”

“He wants us to tell McGonagall.”

“It’s been long enough for Polyjuice Potion to wear off.”

“And he hasn’t drunk anything.”

“But we don’t need Occlumency lessons.”

“We taught ourselves in first year once we realized that Snape and Dumbledore can read
minds.”

“We’d have never gotten away with anything if we didn’t.” They handed Harry his wand back, and
he put it in the holster.

“Wicked,” they said together.

“An invisible holster.”

“I’ve heard of those.”

“They also repel summoning charms, don’t they?”

“Yep,” said Harry smugly. His face turned serious again. “You really should talk to my aunt to
set your minds at ease if you have any doubts. I’m here to get an education and pull pranks the
same as everybody else. I just don’t want Dumbledore to take me away from my family.”

“We understand, mate.”

“But we’re not telling McGonagall we know about you.”

“Because she’d be trying to figure out how.”

“You still haven’t answered my questions,” said Harry.

Harry looked at twin smiles. “We are the only ones who know about you.”

“But we’re not telling you how.”

“But we will show you one thing you might be interested in.”

“As one of the founders of C.A.R.E. we thought you might want to see where the house elves here
are.”

“You’re gonna show me the kitchens?” asked Harry excitedly.

“Exactly, and then we’ll help you back to Ravenclaw Tower.”

-

About an hour later, Harry happily snuck into Ravenclaw Tower, his wand in his left hand, to
find a lone bushy-haired girl sitting in one of the chairs looking terribly frightened. She looked
up at the noise, put down her Occlumency book, and rushed to him, embracing him tightly.

“Oh Harry, I was so worried. What with that dog in one corridor, I wondered what else was in
this castle. Are you all right? Were you caught? Are you in trouble?” She said all this quickly
without taking a breath.

Harry smiled widely. “Thanks for caring. I am fine. The people chasing us caught me, and they
turned out to be Fred and George Weasley. They found out…” Harry shook his head, frustrated with
himself, “I mean, they offered to show me where the kitchen is so I could meet the house elves. I
would’ve gotten you if I could, but I didn’t have time. Anyway, I learned the way into the
kitchens.”

Hermione’s face turned pink. “So you’ve been having a midnight snack while I’ve been worried
sick? I…”

“Calm down, Hermione. I’m sorry that you were worried. I really am. I brought you something.” He
then put his wand back in his right hand and flicked it, muttering an incantation. A tray of food
floated from the floor near the entrance onto a table. It had a plate with a sandwich and a pumpkin
pasty and two glasses of pumpkin juice. “I already ate, so the food is yours,” he said, taking one
of the glasses of pumpkin juice.

She smiled shyly. “Thank you, but you’re just gonna watch me eat?”

“Why not?” he said chuckling, “I’ve seen you do it before. By the way, I told the twins about
our prank, and they volunteered to let us borrow one of their memories to watch. We’ll simply tell
Aunt Minnie that we want to watch it, not that we did it.”

Hermione looked worried. “But she’ll suspect, won’t she?”

Harry snorted. “To turn someone in for pranking that git, she’d have to have two witnesses, a
confession, and irrefutable evidence, not suspicions. She’ll probably watch it with us.”

Hermione laughed at that statement. “But what did the Weasley twins find out?”

Harry’s face turned visibly pale. “I…slip of the tongue. Nothing.”

She gave him a strange look, and then smiled again. “Thanks for the snack.”

-

The next day at lunch, when Harry and Hermione showed up in the Great Hall, Snape wasn’t there.
When Hermione pointed that out, both of them laughed. They sat down next to the other first years.
While they were laughing, the Weasley twins stepped up to their table. Fred was holding a capped
vial. They both appeared to be in a very good mood.

“Hello Harry, Hermione, and the rest of you young Ravenclaws. You missed the best Potions lesson
we’ve had in all the time we’ve been here,” said Fred.

“But we have a copy of the memory to share with you,” said George.

Fred handed Harry the capped vial. “Here you go Mr. McGonagall.” Fred winked as Harry took
it.

“Thanks,” said Hermione.

“No problem. We’ve got to be off to Gryffindor Table.”

“What was that all about?” asked Padma.

Harry chuckled. “Someone pulled a prank on Snape during their class.”

“They know how much we hate Snape,” added Hermione.

“So they thought we’d enjoy watching him humiliated in Professor McGonagall’s pensieve.”

“Will your aunt really let you watch that?” asked Michael Corner.

“Let us?” asked Harry, faking offense, “She’ll probably join us.”

“Can we watch, too?” asked Padma as the rest of the first years nodded eagerly.

Harry chuckled. “I can ask her after class today, but no promises.”

-

After lunch was over, they went straight to Transfiguration class, where they had a productive
lesson. Harry and Hermione were still at the top of the class. When it was over, Harry walked up to
his aunt’s desk while the other Ravenclaw first-years stayed outside by the door.

“Professor McGonagall,” Harry said with a grin.

“Yes, Harry?”

“Did you hear about something happening to Professor Snape during a third year class this
morning?”

He could see his aunt desperately holding back laughter. “Yes I did.”

“One of the students provided me with the memory,” he said, showing her the vial, “and I was
wondering if you’d allow me to watch it. Perhaps join me.”

She looked around as though expecting Dumbledore to be in the classroom. With her most stern
expression, Minerva said, “I suppose that as Deputy Headmistress I should investigate the matter
for the sake of school safety. You may accompany me during my investigation.”

“May the rest of the first year Ravenclaws join us in this investigation as well?” Harry said
with a straight face.

Still holding her stern face, she said, “I believe that would be appropriate. Have them
accompany you here after dinner.”

-

From the time Harry left the classroom giving his friends the ‘thumbs-up’ the day passed slowly
as anticipation grew. Harry was disappointed to see that Snape was fully recovered and in
attendance at dinner, although his hair was much shorter than usual. As soon as the meal was over,
the first-year Ravenclaws marched straight to McGonagall’s office.

With her teaching face on, Aunt Minnie said, “You realize of course that this is an
investigation to prevent further incidents like this from happening.” At this point, all the kids
burst out laughing, followed by the professor. Finally, the memory was placed in the pensieve.
“Now, everybody hold hands as we enter.”

-

The group found themselves in the Potions classroom. About half of the students, including Fred
and George Weasley, were already there. Harry and Hermione led the group to watch Professor Snape
as he picked up his attendance sheet. While he was holding it, the parchment transfigured into some
sort of green slime that dripped from his hand. Some fell on his desk, some on the floor, and some
up his right sleeve.

He looked venomous as he glared at Fred and George, who were laughing along with most of the
class. He calmly said, “So, you two think it is funny to ruin an attendance sheet, not to mention
befouling the room with this filth! Twenty points from Gryffindor, and you both have a detention
cleaning this room from top to bottom. Now, for your assignment.”

He pointed his wand at the board, but instead of showing the instructions, his wand was summoned
right out of his hands to the chalkboard, causing more laughter. Although his ears were pink, Snape
was still speaking calmly as he took forty more points from Fred and George. He angrily walked
toward the board where his wand was stuck until he fell over face first into a puddle of ketchup.
He got up in the midst of the laughter to see that muggle fishing line had been tied tightly two
inches above the ground. That’s what he tripped on. “Eighty points from Gryffindor,” he growled,
“and Mr.’s Weasley, you will have detention for a week.”

“But we didn’t do it!”

“Although we wish we had!”

“Twenty points for your cheek, and another day’s detention for both of you!” He walked over to
his cabinet to retrieve a towel, only to find it locked. He picked up a Ravenclaw student’s wand
and pointed it at the cabinet. “Alohamora.” The cabinet opened and a few select potions flew out at
Snape, as though summoned. The towel stayed where it was.

An uncapped beaker with a dark green liquid hit his head, spilling all over his greasy hair,
which started turning gray and falling off. Another potion hit his robes and turned them all hot
pink. Snape was now bald, wearing all hot pink, and his face was full of ketchup. He angrily walked
over to the cabinet and grabbed the only towel there, wiping the ketchup off his face. When he
removed the towel, the ketchup was gone, but where it had been, his skin was now pastel green. “One
hundred points from Gryffindor! Class dismissed!” he screamed through the laughter.

Soon the group of Ravenclaws found themselves sucked out of the memory, laughing hysterically.
McGonagall said, “Two hundred twenty points to Gryffindor, since it hasn’t been proven who the
culprits are,” in between snorts of laughter. “And I’ll see about those detentions he gave the
Weasleys, once I regain my composure.” Although Gryffindor points didn’t matter much to the group
of Ravenclaws, they could see how unfair Snape was being, so they understood. Harry and Hermione
were hoping Fred and George wouldn’t have to serve the detentions.

-

Harry could see Brianna almost started hyperventilating when he described the prank he and
Hermione had pulled on Snape (through their mirrors). Since it was just them talking, he admitted
that they were the culprits. They’d come to an agreement. She didn’t tease Harry about Hermione and
Harry won’t tease her about Bobby.

“And the jerk still has no idea it was you?” she asked, still laughing.

“No,” said Harry, who was starting to laugh with her, “He’s convinced that it was Fred and
George, but couldn’t give them detentions because he couldn’t prove it.”

“That’s good!”

“Yeah, I found out that they’re pretty good blokes after they found out my little secret.”

“What secret?” asked Hermione from the girls’ staircase. Harry looked at her in surprise. She
was holding a thick book in her hands. “I couldn’t sleep, so I came up to read for a while. I
wasn’t spying on you.”

“Nothing,” said Harry while Brianna fell silent. “Just guy stuff. Do you want to say hello to
Brianna?”

Hermione looked either slightly hurt or slightly angry for a moment, but then said, “Sure,” and
walked over to the mirror Harry was holding. “Hello, Brianna. How are your schools going?”

“Great,” said Brianna happily, “I’m still at the top of all my classes.”

“That’s wonderful. What’s this I hear about a boy named Bobby?”

-

A few days later was Hermione’s birthday. Harry had arranged for their study group for September
nineteenth to throw a surprise birthday party instead. In the morning, Harry gave no indication
that he knew it was Hermione’s birthday. He saw her look of disappointment, but she didn’t say
anything.

As they got out of their last class, Harry said, “We have a few minutes before dinner. I’d like
to get out of the castle for a little while. Want to take a walk around the grounds?”

She shrugged her shoulders. “Er, I suppose so.”

Together they walked out the entrance hall while Harry indirectly led them to a spot Padma had
picked out. As they walked up to their study group, Hermione saw a picnic blanket, a basket, and a
few pitchers of pumpkin juice. She also saw that everyone still had their book bags.

“Well,” said Harry with a grin, “What do we have here?”

“SURPRISE!” shouted Neville, Padma, Hannah, Susan, and Anthony.

Harry said, “Happy birthday, Hermione.”

The girl looked close to tears. She grabbed Harry and pulled him into a hug. “Thank you!” She
then went to each of them, doing the same.

The picnic basket was enchanted for size, so they were able to pull out dinner, as well as a
cake, before it was time for presents. Each of them removed their gift from their school bag.
Hermione looked so happy as she carefully removed the wrapping paper from her presents. She got a
set of fancy quills from Neville. Anthony gave her a set of inks. Padma gave her a magical diary
with a lock that only the writer could open. Susan gave her a small purse. She opened Harry’s
present last to find that it was a bottomless, weightless book bag like he had with her name
monogrammed on it. She hugged Harry again and kissed him on the cheek, causing them both to
blush.

Before they left, she thanked them all for coming, and of course for their gifts. A few hours
later, while they were studying in their common room, Hermione admitted to Harry that the only
people that had ever celebrated her birthday were family.

“Speaking of which,” said Harry as he pulled out his mirror, “It should be just about time.” At
that moment, his mirror received a call, so he answered it, making sure Hermione could see as his
mom, dad, and sister sang ‘Happy Birthday’ to her.

-

Harry took Hermione to the kitchens that Saturday to introduce her to the elves, who they asked
about the House Elf Enslavement Contract.

“We is knowing about the contract, Miss Grangy,” said Dotty, the elf they were speaking too,
“but we isn’t knowing where it is.”

Hermione said, “We’re part of a group that’s interested in the welfare of elves. I’d like to
know if you’re happy here.”

“OH YES! Hogwarts is being the happiest place for house elves to work!”

“I’m glad to hear it,” Hermione said. “How do elves like you feel about the way some masters
hurt their elves?” She then showed them their brochure with the picture.

“Them is bad masters, but bad master be better than no master.”

“We’re trying to find a way to make this kind of treatment illegal,” said Harry diplomatically.
Based off of the reaction of Blinky, his aunt’s elf, to the idea of freedom, Hermione agreed with
Harry not to rush the elves into accepting the idea of freedom. For now the goal was to provide
them a happy life. “People like that are unworthy of the wonderful help that house elves
provide.”

“Elves is happiest with a worthy master,” agreed Dotty.

-

The weeks passed by pretty quickly after that. No student besides Harry, Fred, and George would
look Snape in the eye, and every book the library had that even mentioned Occlumency or Legilimency
had been checked out.

The study group was going well, and the students Harry and Hermione were helping were improving
quite a bit, as Professor Flitwick pointed out to them after one Charms class, where the only kids
who’d made a feather levitate were the ones in Harry and Hermione’s group. He awarded them thirty
points. Neville seemed to be improving the most under their tutoring, gaining confidence that he
didn’t have before. It soon became obvious that he had an aptitude for Herbology, but did abysmally
in Potions. It seemed that Neville was the Gryffindor first-year Snape had chosen to pick on. Padma
did well in Transfiguration, but had trouble in Charms. The others hadn’t found their best subject
yet, and were hoping it would be one of the elective classes they’d take in third year.

Harry and Hermione were a month ahead in assignments, and already had read all the way through
their books for the entire year. They figured that at the rate they were going, they wouldn’t have
any assignments to do for the last two months of school. They each planned on purchasing the next
year’s books during Christmas break. Hermione, who’d worked extremely hard at it, had mastered
Occlumency a week before Halloween. Harry thought about telling her his true identity, but decided
against it for the time being. It was bad enough that the twins knew, and he wanted as few people
as possible knowing the truth about him.

-

On Halloween afternoon, during Defense Against the Dark Arts class, Professor Quirrel was
teaching and turned around to get a cage that contained a dark creature they were studying. The
moment the back of Quirrel’s turban faced Harry, he involuntarily reached for his forehead as he
winced in pain.

“What’s wrong Harry?” whispered Hermione, who was sitting next to him.

“I don’t know.”

Hermione looked at her friend in concern. “This isn’t the first time that’s happened. Where
exactly does it hurt?”

He ran his finger in the shape of a slash down his forehead and Hermione’s eyes went wide. She
stared at Harry for a few moments before looking straight ahead, ignoring his attempts to get her
attention. Quirrel turned around and continued the lesson.

Once class was over, Harry took her by the arm and pulled her into a nearby empty classroom.
“What’s wrong?”

Hermione looked very concerned. She started muttering more to herself than Harry. “The scar?
Harry? You had to learn Occlumency. You have an inheritance you don’t want to talk about. You have
green eyes. Fred and George found out…your little secret.” A terrified expression came across her
face as she backed away from her best friend. “You’re Harry Potter!”

Harry was shocked that she’d realized this. “Let me explain, Hermione!” Harry stepped toward
her.

“Stay away from me, you, you LIAR!” She then ran off, and Harry could hear her crying before
she’d left the room.

He didn’t know what to do. He was afraid that if he followed her, she’d start shouting at him
and someone would overhear. He was also afraid of losing his friend. He took off after her until
she stopped, turned around, and pointed her wand in his face.

“Don’t follow me, Harry!”

‘Well,’ he thought to himself, ‘that answers that.’

-

Harry sat miserably at the Halloween Feast next to Padma, very much aware that Hermione was
nowhere to be found. “Have you seen Hermione?” he asked.

She looked very uncomfortable. “Er, yes, but she told me not to tell you where she is.” She took
a deep breath. “She’s, er, mad at you about something, but she wouldn’t say what.”

Harry was relieved that she wasn’t blabbing it to everyone, but he wanted to get his friend
back. He nodded miserably. “I need to apologize to her for something, and she won’t let me.”

“I’m sure she’ll forgive you for whatever it is. She probably just needs some time alone.”

He gave Padma a small smile and fixed a plate of food for himself and tried to enjoy the feast.
Just when he was feeling a little better, Professor Quirrel showed up in the middle of the feast
and shouted, “Troll – in the dungeons – thought you ought to know,” before fainting.

Less than thirty seconds later, Penny Clearwater, while hastily making a headcount, was leading
them toward Ravenclaw Tower. Harry stopped suddenly to talk to Padma, who was right behind him.

“Where’s Hermione? She doesn’t know about the troll!”

A look of horror came upon her face. “In a girl’s washroom! This way!” She grabbed Harry’s arm
and together they ran down the hall while Penny was facing the other way. He heard Padma say,
“There’s no time to get a teacher. Hopefully the troll’s still down in the dungeons!”

As they approached their destination, they heard Hermione screaming.

Harry pushed the door open and called his wand to his right hand. He saw the troll swinging its
club at Hermione, destroying half the bathroom in the process as she scooted out of the way just in
time.

It took another swing at Hermione, who’d gotten herself trapped in a corner, and Harry shouted,
“Accio club!” causing the club to fly out of the troll’s hand, right at Harry. As he quickly moved
out of the way, he said, “Maybe that wasn’t such a brilliant idea.”

The troll turned around when it lost its club and focused his attention on Harry. He pulled back
his fist to punch Harry, but before the fist made contact, Padma had thrown a metal pipe, hitting
the troll in the face. It now growled at her, stepping away from Harry.

In the mean time, Hermione had her wand out and was placing herself so that the troll was
directly between its club and herself. She climbed on top of one of the few remaining sinks and
shouted, “Accio club!” while pointing her wand.

Harry saw the club he’d summoned minutes earlier start moving at full speed toward the troll’s
head. The monster was about to move toward Padma until Harry sent a stunner that he knew would only
annoy a troll at its foot. The spell startled the troll long enough so that he didn’t move out of
the way. The club hit the monster in the face like a knock-out punch and the troll fell to the
floor unconscious with a broken nose and teeth missing.

At that moment, Professors McGonagall, Snape, and Quirrel entered the room.

Minerva took one look around and seemed to age ten years. “Explain yourselves.”

At that moment, a panic-stricken Penny Clearwater burst into the room. “Thank God you’re alive!
When I saw you weren’t with the group, I left them with the other prefects. Why did you leave
us?”

Hermione spoke up. “It was my…”

“It was my fault,” said Harry firmly while Hermione stared at him in surprise. “I thought I
could handle the troll and went looking for it. Hermione and Padma were trying to save me from my
own stupidity. If it weren’t for them, I’d probably be dead.”

“You?” asked Minerva, clearly looking displeased.

“You are arrogant, aren’t you, Mr. McGonagall? I’d say a detention is in order, along with…”
said Snape, who had torn pants revealing blood on his leg and was limping.

“Five points taken from Ravenclaw for this serious lack of judgment. I’m disappointed in you,
Harry,” said Minerva, overriding whatever ridiculously unfair amount of points Snape planned on
taking away. She turned to the others. “Both of you girls are very fortunate. Not many first-years
could take on a fully-grown mountain troll. Five points each – will be added, for sheer dumb
luck.”

-

Soon the three first-years were walking toward the tower with Penelope behind them (making sure
they actually went to Ravenclaw Tower) when Hermione came up to Harry and whispered. “Why did you
say it was your fault?”

“Because it was,” he whispered back. “I should have been honest with you. I hope you can forgive
me.”

“Why didn’t you tell me last week after I finished Occlumency?”

“I, I didn’t want to make you worry about letting the secret slip. I mean, I mess up enough as
it is. I did think about it. I’m sorry that I didn’t tell you. I guess I haven’t been much of a
best friend to you. If it makes you feel any better, I haven’t actually told anybody. Not my
friends in America, no one. I don’t have a clue how Fred and George found out about it, but I only
admitted it at wandpoint. Honestly Hermione, the only thing I’ve lied about is my name. I’ve never
lied to you about anything that wasn’t directly related to that. Now I don’t have to lie to you
about anything.”

“I guess I can understand that, but it hurt me to find out that way.”

“If you’d like, I’ll tell you the details tonight after everyone else is upstairs.”

“I would like that, thanks.”

“Maybe you can help me keep my secret better.” At this point, Harry raised his voice so that
Padma could also hear him. “Did you notice the injury that Snape had on his leg?”

“Yes,” said Padma, “I guess you’re talking to me again?”

“Yes, I’m sorry Padma. It’s just…”

“I know you two had some kind of argument that you had to get sorted out. Anyway, I hope they
can’t fix his leg.”

Hermione smiled. “Maybe that cut will get infected and they’ll have to remove his leg.”

“Then they’ll just need to remove the rest of him as well.”

-

Please review. Thank you once again for the many reviews I’ve gotten for this story. I hope you
enjoyed this chapter. I’m still considering how to include Harry’s American friends. I may wait
until Harry returns home for that.

Wouldn’t a responsible prefect actually check to make sure that the kids (especially
first-years) he/she’s leading are really following? Percy’s youngest brother was one of the three
missing first-years, but he couldn’t see past his shiny new prefect badge to notice they were
missing. There were a total of 8 Gryffindor first-years and 3 were missing. Someone should’ve done
a head-count.



4. Protesting Against Snape
---------------------------

Harry Potter and all characters, etc. belong to J.K. Rowling, not me.

**Harry McGonagall – Chapter 4 – Protesting Against Snape**

“…and so my official name actually is Harry Mark McGonagall, and until last spring I didn’t know
any different.” He added with a smirk, “So legally, I wasn’t lying when I said my last name is
McGonagall.”

Harry was explaining the details of how he’d been kidnapped and adopted to Hermione.

“That’s truly amazing,” said the girl. “It’s also a brilliant way to keep you safe. Only one
person in Britain knew where you were, and she’s not the one anybody would guess.”

“And no one would’ve guessed that I was in America,” Harry added.

“And they still don’t know you’re at Hogwarts.”

“So now that you know, do you think you can forget?”

“No, but I can help you stop messing up.” She took a deep breath. “Most of the clues I had were
from spending so much time with you, but some things, like the pain in the shape of a lightning
bolt on your head, were easy to spot.”

“I don’t know why I have that pain, but what can I do about it?”

“For now you can pretend that it’s your whole head and not just that small area, and we can
start making note of every time you get the headaches to try to determine what is causing them.
There’s got to be more to it than just being at Hogwarts.”

“I know. The first time was at the opening feast just before Snape tried to read my mind. At
first I thought it was part of the attack, but the headaches don’t just come when I’m around
him.”

“We were in Professor Quirrel’s classroom the last time it happened. Have you gotten the
headaches in any other classrooms?”

“No. I mean Snape tries using Legilimency on me in his class, but I don’t get a headache from
forcing him out of my mind. It’s actually a bit amusing.”

Hermione furrowed her brow in concentration. “So it happens in Professor Quirrel’s classroom and
in the Great Hall, where he’s eating. Has it happened any place that he wasn’t at?”

“No, now that you mention it. I wonder why that is. Do you think he could be up to
something?”

“I’m not sure what that means, but we should keep an eye on him.”

“Maybe I’m just allergic to whatever that smelly thing is that he keeps inside his turban,” said
Harry, chuckling.

-

The next morning at breakfast, Harry and Hermione were sitting with Padma and Penny when a
Gryffindor prefect with red hair walked up to the table. Hermione was asking Penny how she liked
being a prefect when she was interrupted.

“Hello Penelope,” he said pleasantly, completely ignoring the younger students near the
Ravenclaw prefect.

“Hi, Percy isn’t it?” He nodded. “Is there something I can do for you?”

“Why yes there is. There is a Hogsmeade visit this Saturday, and I ask that you would do me the
honor of allowing me to be your escort?”

She blushed slightly. “All…alright. What would…”

“Splendid. I’ll see you then.” He turned around and walked away without another word, leaving
her speechless.

“That was rude,” said Padma.

“He was, er, probably nervous,” said Penny, “and then relieved that he’d gotten an answer so he
left in a hurry.”

“If you say so, Penny,” said Hermione, “but I wouldn’t go out with a boy who just walks away
while I’m speaking to him.”

“Isn’t he one of Fred and George’s brothers?” asked Harry.

“Yes, he’s Percy Weasley,” said Penny. “By his own admission, he’s the best prefect in the
school. He completely disapproves of his younger brothers. He always seems a bit arrogant.”

“Then why are you going out with him?” asked Padma.


She shrugged her shoulders. “I thought I’d give him the benefit of the doubt. Besides, I didn’t
have a date.”

-

The next Potions class Harry had was the same as usual. No one but Harry and Hermione would look
Snape in the eye, and every fifteen minutes or so, the Greasy Git would try to read one of their
minds and get forced out, stumbling backwards. This caused him to take more points away as students
chuckled at him. During this particular class, Harry noticed a small beetle flying in one of the
corners.

-

The day of Penny’s date arrived, and she joined Harry and his friends at breakfast a little
later than usual.

“Good morning guys,” she said.

“Morning Penny,” said Harry. “Is that a new outfit?” She smiled and nodded. “It looks real
nice.”

“Thanks Harry.”

“You really do look great,” said Padma, “You’ll knock Percy’s socks off.” Hermione nodded in
agreement.

“Penelope, you’re late,” said Percy from behind them.

“What?” asked Penny, turning around to face him.

“You showed up here later than usual, so you won’t be done with breakfast at your usual time.
Which means that we won’t have as much time in Hogsmeade. Do try and hurry up.”

As he took off without another word, Hermione said, “You should tell him the date is off if he
wants to act like that. He didn’t even say what time he wanted to leave with you.”

Penny sighed. “He, he just wants to spend time with me, and he’s afraid we won’t have time. I
did show up fifteen minutes later than usual. He’s just anxious for our date to start.”

“If you say so.”

-

Fifteen minutes later, Percy and Penny were walking together toward the carriages. She’d let him
hold her hand when he grabbed it as soon as she got up after hurrying through her breakfast.

“You really should work on your punctuality, Penelope.”

“Just call me Penny.”

“For example, I’ve never been late to any class for my entire Hogwarts career. I’ve worked hard
and as a result always gotten the best grades, and now my prefect status.” He stuck out his chest
in pride. “It’s not going to stop here, you know. I intend to be Head Boy. After that, I’ll get a
job in the Ministry of Magic, and rise up through the ranks. I should be head of an important
department before I’m thirty, in the perfect position to become the next Minister when Mr. Fudge
decides to step down.”

About half-way through this speech, Penny started tuning him out. They were now leaving the
carriage as Percy continued bragging about what he was going to do.

“While wearing a prefect badge, we should be examples to the other students. I understand that
during the troll incident, you left most of the Ravenclaw students behind when you were supposed to
be leading them to Ravenclaw Tower.”

“Three of the first years were missing, so I had to find them.” She said, snapped back into the
conversation by mention of the troll.

“But those three troublemakers got you to shirk your responsibilities to the other
students.”

“There were five other prefects with them.”

“But there should’ve been six. You shouldn’t have bothered with the students who refused to
follow you.”

“But it’s our job to make sure that they’re safe.”

“No, it’s our job to tell them what they should do to be safe. If they don’t want to listen,
it’s not our fault. Take that ringleader Harry McGonagall for instance. You should’ve known he was
a troublemaker the moment he wasn’t sorted into his aunt’s house. He’s been trying to stir up
trouble since classes started with that stupid C.A.R.E. club, trying to make the most respected
members of our society look bad. I understand he’s even had altercations with the Malfoy boy, a
member of one of those respected families. He’s also caused trouble with Professor Snape. You
should’ve lost points for leaving the group to find him and his friends.”

“He’s an eleven-year-old boy, and he’s right about house elves. Malfoy’s father is one of the
worst elf abusers out there; they’ve got pictures of him beating an elf in the middle of Diagon
Alley! Harry’s at the top of all his classes but Potions, and that’s because of the trouble Snape
is causing by trying to read everybody’s mind. Harry knows more about Potions than I do. He’s never
been anything but nice to me and anybody besides Snape and Malfoy, and what’s wrong with being a
Ravenclaw?”

“Nothing, Penelope,” said Percy condescendingly, “It’s just that Gryffindor is where his family
is, and so he must have been rebellious to end up elsewhere.”

“Maybe he’s just different. I can’t believe you want to simply show off your prefect badge
without doing anything! No matter what you claim, that’s what you’re doing if you wouldn’t go after
three missing first-years while there’s a troll in the castle. I thought you were supposed to be a
‘brave Gryffindor’ anyway.” She took a deep breath. “Look, I don’t think we’re going to get along
very well, so let’s end this date right now as a mistake, Okay?”

“Fine. If you’ll take a first-year’s side rather than a fellow prefect then you obviously have
problems with your priorities!” He took off with a red face, leaving Penny behind. She wasn’t sure
if she was happy or sad that the date was over, but decided that she would never date Percy Weasley
again.

-

When Penny got back a few hours later, walking hand-in-hand with Oliver Wood, she had bought
some snacks from Honeydukes for all the Ravenclaw first and second years. When asked how the date
went, she simply replied, “We both realized it was a mistake before we got to the first store and
split up. We have absolutely nothing in common. While I was at Honeydukes, I ran across
Gryffindor’s Quidditch Captain, and we decided to have a butterbeer together at the Three
Broomsticks.”

The next morning when the Daily Prophet arrived, most of the students received a surprise. The
front page was about Hogwarts.

“*Hogwarts Students’ Privacy Regularly Invaded:*

*Headmaster Dumbledore Does Nothing About It*

*By Rita Skeeter*

*The right to privacy is essential to all our lives, but it is robbed from our children when
we send them to Hogwarts. It has come to this reporter’s attention that Potions Master and head of
Slytherin House Severus Snape, a former Death Eater under Professor Dumbledore’s protection for
questionable reasons, regularly practices Legilimency, a type of mind-reading which requires eye
contact, on his students with the blessing of the headmaster. The reason this has come to light is
that certain students have been taught Occlumency, the defense against Legilimency, and have
frustrated his efforts.*

*However, that’s not all that Snape is guilty of. Professor McGonagall, the Deputy
Headmistress, has recently given this reporter access to overwhelming evidence that Snape has
abused his position over and over again for the past decade. She has presented this evidence to the
headmaster countless times calling for action to be taken, but claims, ‘my pleas have fallen on
deaf ears.’ For full details of Snape’s abuses of his position, see page 3. One has to wonder what
Headmaster Dumbledore is playing at, putting a man like that into a teaching position. He most
certainly does not have the children’s best interests at heart…*”

Another article talked about how a troll got into the castle on Halloween. Rita Skeeter
basically tore Dumbledore’s reputation to shreds. Harry, along with every student who received the
paper, looked up to the Head Table where both Dumbledore and Snape appeared furious. Minnie
appeared rather smug until Albus said something to her. She shouted her reply.

“I will not see you privately so you can sack me without witnesses! I simply gave that reporter
the same evidence I’ve been showing you for ten years! This is supposed to be a school, not a
torture chamber for children! That’s what Potions class is if you’re not a Slytherin! I will not
apologize for telling the truth!”

Harry started clapping for his aunt and was soon joined by almost everybody who wasn’t in
Slytherin. She started to blush.

“Silence!” said Dumbledore authoritatively. He then took the podium with a pleasant look and a
twinkle in his eyes. “As most of you are aware because of this morning’s edition of the Daily
Prophet, there is a dispute between a few members of the faculty. I believe that as students, you
should simply ignore it and go about your studies as you normally would, showing the proper respect
to ALL your teachers.”

Someone from Gryffindor shouted, “But he’s a Death Eater! He should be in Azkaban!”

Another said, “I always knew Snape was no good!”

More comments about both Snape and Dumbledore were said until the hall was filled with so much
noise you couldn’t hear yourself think. “Silence!” said the headmaster again. “I believe it is time
for breakfast to end.”

-

It being a Sunday, they didn’t have any classes. Harry and Hermione decided to visit Minerva.
The first thing Harry asked was, “Are you getting fired?”

She smiled, “No. Professor Dumbledore knows that if he fires me right after that article
printed, he will be sacked as well. He can get away with almost anything, but not that. I had to do
something when I learned that he doesn’t even bother reading negative mail sent by parents. He has
an elf deal with that, even the howlers. I had wondered why he wasn’t bombarded with them after you
two made sure everyone knows that Snape’s reading their minds.”

“So what’s going to happen, Professor?” asked Hermione.

“Well, the Board of Governors will meet and look at the evidence. However, I don’t expect to
win. Lucius Malfoy owns the board, and he’s one of Snape’s few friends.”

“Snape is Draco Malfoy’s godfather,” added Harry disgustedly.

“But regardless,” said Minerva, “This is putting some pressure on Professor Dumbledore.”

“Is that true about Snape being a Death Eater?” asked Harry.

“I actually don’t know. All that the headmaster says to anyone who questions Snape is that he
trusts him, as though that alone would put our minds at ease. If I were to guess, I’d say that he
was a Death Eater who betrayed You-Know-Who, perhaps did some espionage for the light side, so
Dumbledore decided to protect him.”

“So he’s probably a murderer who betrayed his friends to stay out of Azkaban,” said Harry with a
mean look in his eyes.

“Yes,” said Aunt Minnie. “Maybe the details will be revealed at his hearing. I would say that
even if it turns out that he deserves protection that still doesn’t make him a good teacher. I’d
think a reformed Death Eater wouldn’t act like he does anyway. He’s certainly not discouraging
Slytherins from becoming dark wizards. He’s teaching them to lie and cheat their way to the top.
Wait until you see their first Quidditch match! When Gryffindor plays, I only hope there won’t be
any serious injuries. I know we won’t win because of the poor sportsmanship of the Slytherin team.
They win by injuring all the other team’s players – not by Quidditch skills. And then Snape brags
that his house won like it was an accomplishment!”

-

The next week, if possible, Snape was even worse during Potions than before. He vanished both
Harry’s and Hermione’s potions five minutes into the ‘lesson’ and declared they each earned a zero
for the day and both had a detention with Filch.

A few days after that, Harry found out that parents had put together a petition to get rid of
Snape. That Saturday would be a hearing with the Board of Governors, Dumbledore, Minerva, Snape,
and Cornelius Fudge. Fudge would be there with a few aurors in case they needed to arrest Snape
after the hearing for invading the privacy of minors. Any other member of Hogwarts faculty, as well
as any Ministry department head, was welcome to attend. No one else, including reporters, students,
and parents, was allowed at the hearing.

-

Friday night, Harry was talking to his family with his mirror. “Aunt Minnie doesn’t think he’ll
be sacked. She believes he’d have to murder a student in the Great Hall in front of a hundred
witnesses before Dumbledore would stop protecting him.”

“It sounds like you’re not getting a good Potions education,” said Cindy with a frown.

“I already know all the first-year potions, so I’m not missing much. Aunt Minnie says that he
doesn’t conduct the O.W.L.s or N.E.W.T.s, so as long as I study the subject, it actually doesn’t
matter what grades that slimy ba…”

“Harry!” said a stern-looking Cindy while Brianna giggled. Mark looked like he wanted to
laugh.

“I was gonna say ‘slimy bad teacher.’ Honest.”

“Of course, dear.”

“Sure, Harry,” said Brianna. “I’ll bet Hermione doesn’t like it when you use that language.”

“Does Bobby like it when you do?” asked Harry, reminding his sister of their truce.

He looked at his parents again. “The point is that Snape doesn’t matter. He takes house points
all the time so that Slytherin wins the meaningless house cup no matter what. The only things that
bug me are detentions. And they’re really stupid! This is a magical school, but if you have to
clean or something, they make you do it the muggle way! What do you learn from that? The truth is
that the magical way gets things cleaner, and it’s faster. I’ll bet the entire school could be
cleaned magically in one day, but Filch the caretaker does everything by hand so he gets through
the castle in a week unless he’s got a dozen kids doing it for him! Then while we’re cleaning he
talks about the old punishments where they’d hang kids by their toes. The man is psychotic!”

“Then why don’t you prank him?”

“Brianna!” said Cindy, “Your brother gets into enough mischief without you giving him ideas.”
Harry smiled but said nothing.

“Try to stay out of trouble, Harry,” said Mark.

“I always try, dad,” answered Harry, “but I get in trouble with Snape for breathing. I honestly
think I’d be in less trouble for just skipping class. I’d learn just as much if not more.”

“Now Harry, don’t make me come over there…”

“That might be a good idea, mom! You can tell Snape and Dumbledore off!”

-

The next morning at breakfast, Harry and Hermione were approached by Fred and George
Weasley.

“You may have noticed…”

“That our revered Potions master is gone…”

“And will be gone for most of the day.”

“We were wondering…”

“If you’d like to help us…”

“Show him our appreciation and respect…”

“By leaving him a surprise in his living quarters…”

Harry and Hermione looked at each other for a moment before Harry said, “Absolutely!”

Hermione said, “If anyone deserves it, it’s that creep!”

Padma then surprised them by saying, “Count me in!”

Harry quickly smiled at her. “Great. Where can we meet to discuss the finer details?”

-

After they met in a hidden passageway, they snuck into Snape’s living quarters (by pointing a
wand under the door and summoning the hinges – he never figured that out) and set up a prank for
the first person to walk in.

-

At dinner, they saw that Dumbledore (who looked tired), Minerva (who appeared livid), and Snape
(who had a smug look on his face) were back at the head table.

“What do you think happened?” said Padma.

“Obviously Snape wasn’t sacked,” said Hermione.

“He hasn’t been back to his office yet, either,” said Harry. “After dinner, let’s ask Aun,
Professor McGonagall.”

They continued eating until they were full, and waited until Minerva had left the Great Hall to
follow her. They arrived at her door while she was still walking through it.

“Professor McGonagall,” Harry called out.

“Yes, Harry?”

“Could you tell us what happened?”

She sighed, “Oh, I suppose. Come on in.”

After she got them all some tea, she began speaking.

“The meeting began with Lucius Malfoy stating that he believed the allegations against Snape
were false. I honestly don’t know why Professor Dumbledore didn’t stop backing Snape when he
realized that he was on the same side as Malfoy. I knew from the beginning that I was fighting a
losing battle no matter how much evidence I had against Snape. I at least was able to demand to
know why Dumbledore trusts him, and that’s the worst part of it.”

“Why does he trust him?” asked Harry.

She gave Harry a pointed look. “I trust you’ve all heard of Harry Potter.”

Harry and Hermione controlled their expressions to remain neutral while Padma said, “The
Boy-Who-Lived-and-Vanished?”

“You mustn’t tell anyone what I’m about to reveal.” All three of them nodded. “Yes. You see,
Snape gave You-Know-Who the information that caused him to target the Potters. You see, James
Potter and he had been bitter enemies at school. Anyway, just before they were killed, Snape came
to Professor Dumbledore with a cock-and-bull story about being sorry that the Potters were being
targeted, and he believed him. Snape was a Death Eater, and had personally killed and tortured
countless people, but Professor Dumbledore protects him because he claimed to be sorry about one
target and became a spy for a short time. It’s interesting that when I asked, Professor Dumbledore
had to admit that none of Snape’s information led to the capture of a single Death Eater, nor did
it save any lives.”

Without Padma noticing, Hermione took Harry’s hand while his aunt was revealing this
information. Padma said, “I wonder if Snape took Harry Potter and killed him.”

“I hope not,” said Hermione, playing along.

“He probably wanted to,” said McGonagall seriously. “I can just imagine how he’d treat the son
of his worst rival. Oh, and here’s the best part of the story. Snape said he owed James Potter a
life debt. Even if that were true, paying that debt wouldn’t mean he shouldn’t go to Azkaban. It
would mean that Snape has no remorse at all about what he’s done, and that he only felt obligated
to help James.”

Harry was staying quiet, but he was very mad. Minnie could see it in his eyes. “Anyway, Snape
has been ordered not to read any more students’ minds. I don’t know how they expect him to obey
that. He has also been put on probation for the rest of the school year. Until that is finished, he
cannot give or take house points, nor can he hand out punishments to anyone who is not in
Slytherin. If he feels that a student in another house needs to be punished, he must inform that
student’s head of house, who will investigate the matter. I have told both Professors Sprout and
Flitwick that they are more than welcome to use my pensieve to determine appropriate action in such
an instance. I for one won’t simply take Snape’s word for anything.”

“Well, that’s good, isn’t it?” asked Hermione nervously.

“It’s better than nothing,” said Minnie, “but they wouldn’t hear a word about his incompetence
as a teacher. Therefore, the important subject of Potions still isn’t taught at Hogwarts.” She
sighed. “At least we got some results. I think the only reason for that is so it looks like the
Board of Governors is doing something. Lucius Malfoy wants to at least appear like he cares about
students in a case like this one where the press is involved. I’m sure tomorrow’s headlines will
make him out to be a hero for slapping Snape on the wrist.”

“I guess,” said Harry coldly.

“Miss Granger, Miss Patil, I believe you should probably be getting back to your common room.
I’d like to speak to my nephew for a few minutes if you don’t mind.”

“Of course not, Professor McGonagall,” said Hermione, figuring that she wanted to talk to Harry
about Snape’s involvement in his birth-parents’ deaths.

Once the girls had left, Minerva charmed her door for privacy. “I thought about not telling you
about it, but I know that I’d want to know in your position.”

“Thanks for that, Aunt Minnie. I can’t believe that Dumbledore lets that murderer walk
free!”

“There’s more to the story, I’m afraid. I haven’t been told all of it, but there was a prophecy
made regarding you and You-Know-Who. Snape heard part of it and told his master. Professor
Dumbledore isn’t sure about the prophecy anymore because of how you disappeared, but he still hopes
that you’ll fulfill it. All he said is that according to the prophecy, you were the one with the
power to vanquish the Dark Lord. I’m hoping that it already was fulfilled when James and Lily were
killed. There is a copy of it in the Department of Mysteries, but only you can touch it where it’s
kept. To see it, you’d have to reveal your identity to someone at the Ministry, and I’d strongly
advise against that for obvious reasons.”

He sighed. “That’s alright. It looks like I haven’t been following it too closely anyway.
Besides, you always said that Divination is a wooly discipline. Anyway, if the prophecy is true,
it’ll happen whether I know about it or not.”

She took a deep breath. “I suppose so. Sometimes I wonder why I even stay at Hogwarts.”

-

At the same time, Severus Snape was strutting into his quarters. He performed the special
unlocking spell that he’d invented on his door and opened it with something similar to a smile on
his face. As he took his first step inside the room, an orange cloud appeared above his head and
began to rain pumpkin juice on him.

As he was getting drenched by the sticky liquid, he pulled out his wand. As soon as he cast a
spell, a neon-green powder filled the room, sticking to his body as he chocked on it for a few
moments. He ran to the toilet to clean up, but found that he couldn’t open the door, and every time
he tried another spell, the room filled up with the powder again, except it was sky blue. He tried
his bedroom to find it was also locked. With apparently no alternative, he quickly walked out of
his quarters toward the nearest men’s room, only to be photographed by a flashing camera that was
floating in front of the door. As soon as the picture was taken, the camera disappeared and a
venomous Snape managed to finally clean up after walking past a small group of students gaping and
laughing at him.

-

The next day, copies of that photo could be found all over the school. The other heads of houses
each got one to hang in their offices, although Dumbledore did not approve.

Snape’s behavior in classes actually did change. He simply put instructions on the board and
ignored everyone. Even Neville commented during a study group how much easier it was to make
potions without Snape’s interference. All the Gryffindors had to worry about was making sure the
Slytherins didn’t interfere (since they’re the ones who shared a class with them – Ravenclaws were
with Hufflepuffs) and that was solved by dividing the room evenly into two sides, making sure the
two houses stayed separate. Snape didn’t say anything about the new seating arrangement because he
knew that he was on probation and the students knew he couldn’t threaten them.

-

One thing that did temporarily raise Snape’s spirits was the Quidditch match on November
9th, wherein Gryffindor’s Keeper and captain, Oliver Wood, was put out of commission by
a Slytherin beater very early in the game. His broom was broken by the destructive ball, and it
couldn’t stay in the air for long after that. Fortunately he wasn’t hurt too badly when he hit the
ground, but was unable to play for the rest of the game even if he’d found a replacement broom.
Without a decent Seeker to bail them out, Gryffindor lost terribly, but not before Fred and George
Weasley knocked both Slytherin beaters off their brooms with well-timed Bludger hits. Unfortunately
for Snape, at the end of the game the Weasley twins also ‘accidentally’ sent a Bludger that hit
Snape in the face, breaking his nose and effectively removing his gloating smile. They both got
detentions from McGonagall, but felt it was worth it.

A few weeks later, Harry mentioned how he missed the American holiday known as Thanksgiving,
where students got Thursday and Friday off school and had a turkey feast. Brianna naturally gloated
to Harry about that on Thanksgiving Day.

Soon November turned into December and with that came the end-of-term exams. Harry and Hermione
both knew they’d aced their tests, although it remained to be seen what grade Snape would give
them. They decided to worry about that when they got the results. They also knew their study group
would do well. C.A.R.E. was doing well with membership in the school, but Hermione was still hoping
to make more of a political difference. She planned on finding out if any members had any political
connections that could be helpful. For now, they were leaving the castle for their Christmas
break.

-

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5. Christmas Break
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**Harry McGonagall – Chapter 5 – Christmas Break**

Harry woke up early on the day they were leaving Hogwarts for Christmas break. He’d owl-ordered
assorted candies from Honeydukes for most of his friends, to be delivered at Christmas. However, he
had something different for his best friend, and he thought he’d prefer to give it to her now.

After he had dressed, he went down to the Common Room holding a small wrapped package and found
Hermione relaxing on a couch with her head buried in a book. Without her noticing, he plopped down
on the couch beside her, causing her to drop her book in surprise.

“Good morning!” said Harry as he chuckled at her.

She lightly slapped Harry on the arm. “Harry! You scared me!”

“Sorry,” he chuckled.

“You are not,” she said as she picked up her book.

“Maybe not, but I do have a gift for you.”

She smiled at her best friend. “Really? Shouldn’t we wait until Christmas?”

“I want you to have it now.” Harry handed her the small wrapped package.

“Alright,” she said as she carefully unwrapped the gift. When she removed the wrapping paper,
she found two mirrors like Harry’s.

“I thought you’d like a way to talk to your parents while you’re at Hogwarts. One answers to
your name; the other to your mom’s. You can also call mine, Brianna’s, my parents’ or Aunt Minnie’s
with it. They work like phones in that you can call anyone who has one. Mine answers to ‘Harry
McGonagall,’ in case you were wondering.”

She wrapped her arms around him in a tight hug. “Thank you, thank you, thank you!”

“You’re welcome, Hermione!”

“This really does mean a lot to me.” She then pointed her wand toward the girls’ staircase and
said, “Accio Harry’s gift!” About a minute later, a neatly wrapped package came floating toward
them. She lowered her eyes as she said, “It’s not nearly as wonderful as what you gave me, but I
hope you like it.”

He grinned as he took the present from her. “I’m sure I’ll love it.” After tearing the wrapping
paper off of it, he found that she’d given him a set of the ‘Lord of the Rings’ books which also
included ‘The Hobbit.’ The illustrations on the covers were moving.

“Imagine my surprise when I found out Tolkien was a wizard, and his books were about events that
actually happened a long time ago. When I found that out, naturally I tried to find out what kind
of spell could have been placed on the ring to keep Sauron from dying, as though his soul were
somehow connected to it, but I couldn’t find anything in Hogwarts’ library about that. It must be a
very dark spell. Anyway, I guess I’m rambling on and on. You don’t already have them do you?”

Harry smiled at his friend. “No, I don’t. I have heard of them, but never actually read the
books. Thanks a lot.”

“You’re welcome. I hope you enjoy them.”

“I’m sure I will. I hope you’re still planning on picking up our books for next year during the
break.”

“Of course, Harry. I got the list of second-year books from Cho last night. You’re so lucky that
you can practice magic during the holidays.”

Harry chuckled. “I just don’t understand why the Ministry of Magic is against kids doing magic.
I mean the parents of Muggleborn students have to wait seven years before they can see what their
kids learned in school! They may even wonder if their kids are actually learning anything. It’s
like the Ministry is hoping that your parents will decide to withdraw you from Hogwarts because
they don’t think you’re learning anything useful.”

“I know. It’s hard to explain what I’m learning in a letter. Maybe I can convince my parents to
make our next vacation in America so we can see you. Then we could put on a bit of a magic show for
them to demonstrate what we’ve learned.”

“That would be great!” Harry then looked at his watch. “I guess it’s about time we went down to
breakfast.” He then stood and helped her up, and together they walked down to the Great Hall for
the last time that year.

-

After an excellent breakfast, all the students who weren’t staying for the holidays rode the
carriages into Hogsmeade with their luggage. Harry and Professor McGonagall joined Hermione and
Padma on one of them.

“Professor McGonagall,” said Padma, “I’m surprised you’re joining us.”

“I admit this is my first time accompanying students on the carriages,” she said with a slight
smile, “but I thought it would be best to get an early start. As you should know, one cannot
apparate inside Hogwarts grounds.”

“Yes, it’s written in ‘Hogwarts, A History,’” agreed Hermione.

“Yes. When we get into Hogsmeade, I’ll be apparating Harry and myself to the airport so we can
spend the holidays with our family.”

Padma looked surprised. “You ride muggle airplanes?”

“No, but most international airports have a hidden section like Platform Nine and Three-Quarters
that leads to an international floo network.” She went on to explain it for the rest of the
carriage ride.

When they got off the carriages, Harry wished Padma and Hermione a “Merry Christmas” and “Happy
New Year.”

Hermione hugged Harry quickly before stepping onto the train. “I’ll call you tonight, Harry.
Have a good trip.”

“You, too.”

“Happy Christmas, Professor McGonagall.”

“Happy Christmas to you, too, Miss Granger.”

After Hermione boarded the Hogwarts Express, Aunt Minnie took Harry’s hand and they disappeared
with a small ‘pop.’

-

An hour later, Harry was walking toward the exit of O’Hare airport in Chicago with his aunt, and
they were looking for their family. Harry was pushing a trolley that had two trunks and an
obviously upset Hedwig in her cage. She’d never traveled by floo before and obviously didn’t enjoy
it. It was hard to hear anything above her squawking.

“Harry, Aunt Minnie! Over here!” came the loud voice of an excited nine-year-old girl with brown
hair and blue eyes who ran up to them, hugging them both fiercely.

“Hi Brianna!” said Harry as he happily returned his sister’s hug. “It’s good to see you.”

“It’s good to see you, Harry! You too, Aunt Minnie!” She then yawned, covering her mouth with
her hand. Even though it was about noon Hogwarts time it was very early Chicago time.

“Hello, Brianna! How are you?” Minerva stepped back and looked her niece over. “You’ve gotten
taller.”

She smiled. “So has Harry. I’ll bet Hermione likes…”

“How’s Bobby doing?” interrupted Harry, silencing his sister while making her blush.

“Harry, Aunt Minnie!” said a tired-looking Mark, who’d just walked up to them with his wife.
“It’s wonderful to see you both, but why don’t we get to the car so we can speak more freely.
Besides, parking here is expensive.”

-

After some hugs were exchanged, they left the airport and braved Chicago traffic. The first
thing Harry noticed when they got into the house was, “You put up the Christmas tree without
me!”

Cindy said, “We didn’t want to put up the Christmas tree just a few days before Christmas. That
would be too much work to have it up for such a short time. We wanted it to stay up for a few
weeks. However, you can help put the gifts under it.”

“At present no presents are present, under the Christmas tree,” said Mark with a smirk.

Harry shook his head. “That is not very funny, dad.”

“That doesn’t change the fact that you need to put the presents under there. All but yours and
Brianna’s are in the closet. They’re somewhere else. Your mom and I know about how you can use
magic to find out what you’re getting.”

“What?” said Harry in mock offence, “How could you insult our integrity like that?”

“We’re truly hurt,” said Brianna, adding fake tears to the show.

“I’m sure,” said Cindy with a smile. She then hugged Harry (not for the first time that day)
saying, “I missed you so much!” before kissing him on the cheek.

“Come on mom,” Harry said while pulling away from the affection that embarrassed him, “I talked
to you at least once a week while I was gone.”

“It’s just not the same.”

“So Aunt Minnie,” said Mark, changing the subject as Harry summoned the presents from the
closet, “How are things going in school administration since Snape kept his job?”

She sighed. “To be honest, staff meetings are like a cold war. Almost everyone is against
Professor Dumbledore and Snape. I’m glad that Snape’s not harassing the kids this year, but what
about next year and the year after that? I don’t know what to do now. I’m seriously considering
leaving Hogwarts next year. Maybe getting a job at an American school. I’m sure Harry’s credits
could be transferred if he wants to leave as well. I’m tired of being a part of a school where
Snape’s behavior is tolerated.”

“You can’t just leave, Aunt Minnie,” said Harry. “All the magical kids in Europe have to put up
with him. If you leave then nobody will stand up for them!”

“What if you hired a lawyer?” suggested Cindy.

“There’s a wizarding law office in Little Salem,” said Mark, “Maybe you could talk to them. Even
if they can’t take a European case, they may be able to recommend someone.”

Minnie looked thoughtful. “I, I don’t know…”

“Come on, Minnie,” said Cindy, “We were planning on going there the day after Christmas
anyway.”

“Well, I guess it couldn’t hurt.”

“Then it’s settled,” said Mark with a yawn. “For now, I think I’m gonna go back to bed for a
nap. I’m tired. At lunchtime, I think we should go out to celebrate Harry’s return. If any of you
are hungry, then just eat a light snack.”

“Okay, I’ll let Hedwig loose to fly around and get to know the neighborhood. She’s never been
here before. Once she’s out, I’ll unpack.”

Brianna then said, “Hey Aunt Minnie, could you test my Occlumency if I help you unpack?”

The aged woman smiled. “Of course, dear. Come up to the guest room with me.” She then levitated
her trunk up the stairs, and the two of them followed.

Harry said, “I’m gonna start reading my gift from Hermione.” He then showed his mom the books,
explaining what his friend had told him about them being historic. Cindy was astonished at this
news.

-

After having lunch at Pizza Hut, the McGonagalls returned home and Brianna magically stuck their
newest Christmas cards on the wall, bragging that it was her job. Aunt Minnie complimented her
niece’s sticking charm, as well as her mastery of Occlumency. Harry then started playing Mega Man
on his Nintendo commenting, “I didn’t realize how much I missed this until I didn’t have it.”

-

As dinnertime approached, Harry was beginning to feel very tired and said he wanted to go to
bed.

“You’re experiencing jet-lag,” said Cindy with a slight smile. The only way to beat it is to
stay up until bedtime. If you do that, tomorrow you should be almost back to normal.”

Harry was about to reply when he felt the mirror in his pocket vibrate. He pulled it out to find
out that Hermione was calling him. “Hi Hermione! How are you doing? How was the train ride?” As he
spoke to her, he made his way to his bedroom and closed the door.

“It was alright. I sat with our study group. My parents were thrilled with the mirrors you gave
us! They wanted to say something.” Her face moved out of the mirror, soon to be replaced by Mrs.
Granger’s.

“Thank you very much, Harry. This was a very thoughtful gift. We’re glad our daughter has a
wonderful friend like you!”

Harry blushed slightly at the compliment. “Um, you’re welcome. She’s a great friend, too.”

“We hope you enjoy the holidays with your family. Be sure to tell them we said ‘Happy
Christmas.’”

“I will. You have a Merry Christmas, too.”

When Hermione’s face was back inside the mirror, she said, “We went to Diagon Alley after the
train ride, so I picked up our sets of second-year books. Hopefully they’ll be the same ones we use
next year, but even if they’re not, they should cover the same material anyway, so we’ll know the
information.”

Harry smiled. “Thanks!”

“No problem. I also found out that Susan Bones is related to the head of Magical Law
Enforcement, Madam Amelia Bones. She’s her niece. She has a lot of pull with the Ministry. I’ve
written Susan to talk to her aunt about C.A.R.E. I’m still finding out about the others, but if we
can get enough influential people involved, we could really make a difference.”

“That’s great! You’re really doing a great job, Hermione! I just know we’ll be able to make a
difference!”

She blushed at the compliment. “Thanks.”

“It’s the truth. Aunt Minnie is going to talk to a lawyer about Snape.”

“A solicitor? Do you think that could help? I hope they’ll be able to force Snape out of
Hogwarts and get a proper Potions teacher. He makes everybody who’s not in Slytherin abhor that
class, when there’s so much to be gained by properly understanding that subject. A Potions N.E.W.T.
is required for countless occupations, but the vast majority of students happily drop the class
once they’ve taken their O.W.L.s. Penny said she plans on dropping it next year, just to get away
from Snape. She had hoped to be a healer, which requires a Potions N.E.W.T., but she just can’t
stand that greasy git, and frankly I don’t blame her.”

Harry chuckled slightly at Hermione’s outburst. “Who knows, maybe he’ll be gone next year.”

She sighed. “We can always hope.”

“By the way, I started reading ‘The Hobbit.’ It seems quite interesting. That character Gandalf
must look a lot like Dumb-old-dork.”

Her image smiled up at him through the mirror. “I hadn’t thought of it, but you’re right. Don’t
worry though, Gandalf is much more helpful. I’m glad you’re reading the book. You know how much
both my parents and I appreciate your gift.”

“That was no problem at all! I’m just glad you called me. I need something to keep me awake
until dinner.” He smirked at his friend.

She frowned. “You must be experiencing what they call jet-lag. Tell me, what is it like?”

“It feels like I didn’t get enough sleep last night. My mom says the best thing to do is try to
stay awake until a normal hour so that I’m pretty much adjusted tomorrow morning. She should know
since she’s gone through this a few times.”

“Let me know if that works, will you? I asked my parents, and they said they’d consider taking a
vacation to see you next summer. Hopefully I’ll be able to convince them by that time.”

Harry grinned widely. “I hope so!”

-

They continued talking until dinner, and then after the meal, Harry and Brianna played Super
Mario Bros. together until bedtime. The later it got, the more Harry’s skill diminished as he
fought off sleep, thus his sister, as Luigi, did much better than Harry did as Mario. Finally at
nine o’clock, Harry left the living room and went to bed, falling asleep before his head even hit
the pillow.

-

The next day, Harry was woken up by his sister pounding on his door. “It’s time for breakfast!
Get up, lazy! We’ve got places to go!”

“I’m up, I’m up!” he shouted without even opening his eyes as he lay in bed.

“No you’re not,” she said, opening the door and pointing her wand at him. “*Aguamenti!*”
she said, causing her wand to shoot water in his face.

“Aahh,” he shouted, moving his hands to protect his face, “I’m gonna get you!” He grabbed his
wand off his nightstand (he always kept one by his bed ready to grab if he needed it) as she bolted
out of the room. He then grabbed his glasses with the other hand and ran out after her, wearing
nothing a pair of jogging pants.

“Mom! Harry’s trying to hex me for waking him up!” he heard her shout as she ran down the
stairs.

“How’d you wake him up?” asked Cindy.

“By shooting water at my face! I think she even got some up my nose!” he shouted before she
could answer.

“Brianna!” shouted his dad.

“Ye-aaahhh. Harry!”

At that moment her whole back was soaked from Harry doing the same spell she had. As she spun
around and her parents saw the back of her hair and pajamas they both laughed at her.

“Don’t shoot water at your brother without expecting him to do the same to you,” said their
mother with a pretty smile on her face.

Harry said, “You always told us to follow the ‘golden rule,’ so I assumed that she was doing
unto me what she wanted me to do to her.”

“Well, I think you two have settled that, so we don’t have to punish either of you,” said Mark,
earning a surprised look from Minerva, who remained silent, “but we need to hurry up. We’ve got a
ten o’clock appointment for Harry, followed by Brianna.”

“Where?” Harry asked.

“The eye doctor,” answered Cindy.

“My glasses are fine,” he said.

“I remember you telling me once that you could see fine without glasses,” said his dad with a
slight smile. “You already know that your vision gets worse very gradually and you don’t even
notice it. That’s why Brianna has an appointment as well.” She gave a disgusted face behind her
parents’ backs. “She’s always had perfect vision, but we like to make sure every year before it
causes a problem.”

“I can see just fine,” she said, “well enough to aim my wand directly at Harry’s face.”

Mark chuckled. “That may be, but I’d like Dr. Hyle to determine that.

“Fine,” she said unhappily.

-

After a visit to the eye-doctor, wherein Harry did need new glasses, but Brianna still had 20/20
vision (which slightly annoyed her brother), they went out to a mall and got new winter coats,
hats, gloves, and boots for the kids. Both children had outgrown last year’s winter gear. They
arrived back home at 11:30, and Harry went to his room to work on the homework that had been
assigned over break.

After he’d been working for a few minutes, he could’ve sworn he’d heard someone near his door,
but then it was quiet again.

-

Minerva pocketed her wand with a slight smile, having just cast a silencing charm on Harry’s
door. She then walked back downstairs to continue the preparations.

-

At exactly 12:30, Harry was startled to hear Aunt Minnie say, “Come down, Harry, it’s time for
lunch.” He hadn’t heard her walk up the stairs. He shrugged his shoulders, figuring that he’d been
too absorbed in his Charms essay to notice.

“I’ll be right down.” He put his work down and opened his door.

He walked down the stairs and opened the door to the kitchen.

“SURPRISE!!!” he jumped back in shock, and then looked around at his family and the guests as a
broad smile formed on his face. A dozen of his best friends from both muggle and magical school
were standing in his kitchen. There was a sign hanging from the wall that said, ‘Welcome Back
Harry!’

“Hey Harry!” said Matt Burke as he walked up with Emilio Tucker and Chris Ritter.

“It’s not the same at school without you there to help us stick the teacher to his chair!” said
Emilio.

“Yeah, you never told us what kind of glue you used, and we haven’t been able to figure it out,”
added Chris. All of Harry’s magical friends hid their chuckles as they recognized the description
of a sticking charm. Harry could even detect a hint of a smile on the edge of Aunt Minnie’s
frown.

The party lasted a few hours, wherein Christmas gifts were given to him, and he found out that
his parents had gotten gifts for his guests as well. After most of the visitors had left, three of
his magical friends, Paul Grabowski, Melissa Hearne, and Luke Wisniewski, stayed for a while longer
to talk more about Hogwarts. Paul was taller than Harry with dark hair and brown eyes. Melissa was
a pretty blonde girl with green eyes. Luke had pale blonde hair like Draco’s, but didn’t act like
him at all. He had blue eyes. They had successfully pranked several professors in their magical
school.

In his bedroom away from adults, Harry entertained them with tales of the pranks he and Hermione
had pulled at Hogwarts, as well as discussing future pranks.

“Maybe you can charm one of the halls to have a huge dirty spot in the middle of the floor that
can’t be cleaned without magic,” said Luke. “That Filch sounds to me like he’s a squib…”

“My dad’s a squib,” said Harry defensively.

“Yeah, but Filch seems to hate anyone who can do magic from what you said.”

“I also wonder about his relationship to that cat,” added Paul.

Melissa giggled but said, “That’s disgusting,” in mock protest.

“Actually, he calls the cat Mrs. Norris, not Mrs. Filch.”

“Makes me wonder what happened to Mr. Norris,” said Luke.

“Anyway,” said Melissa, changing the subject, “What’s this Brianna says about Hermione being
your girlfriend?”

The two boys stared at him while his cheeks turned slightly pink. “She is NOT my
girlfriend!”

“You spend a lot of time together, if I remember right. Sneaking around the castle at
night…”

“She’s my best friend there, not my girlfriend.” He actually considered Hermione his closest
friend anywhere but didn’t want to offend any of his other friends.

Melissa grinned at him, deciding to take a different approach. “Is she ugly, then?”

“No, she’s not ugly!”

“But certainly not cute. Am I right?” she said smiling brightly. The other boys were busily
holding their laughter in.

“Well, I think she’s kind of cute, but that doesn’t mean…”

“Of course not,” she said with a wink, causing his whole face to turn red. The boys couldn’t
stop their laughter at that point.

“I’m gonna hex Brianna,” Harry muttered under his breath.

-

At about 5:00, his friends left Harry’s room to go to their homes after speaking briefly with
Harry’s parents.

-

It was only a few days later that Harry found himself waking up on Christmas morning. Putting a
T-shirt on before leaving his room (he’s slept in pajama bottoms), he hurried down the stairs to
find that his and Brianna’s presents had finally been placed under the Christmas tree. He also
noticed that she was there as well, sitting on the floor looking at the packages, knowing that
she’d be in big trouble if she touched them or used her wand on them before their parents were with
them.

“Mom, Dad, Aunt Minnie,” Harry called backwards from the hallway hoping to wake them up, “Merry
Christmas!” He hoped they’d take the hint and hurry up to let him at his presents.

After an eternity that consisted of about five minutes, the adults were downstairs and the chaos
that is opening presents began. Harry got several gifts, both magical and muggle, but what stuck
out the most to him was a small rectangular gift that he’d saved for last.

As he mercilessly ripped the paper off of it, he saw that it was a black case that had a yellow
lightning bolt in the center of the top. Beneath the lightning were written the words, “Touch
lightning and say ‘Lightning Bolt.’”

Shrugging his shoulders, he did as he was instructed, and felt the case begin to enlarge. He
dropped it on the floor in surprise and watched it stretch out as the outside became
transparent.

When the process was over, he saw that it was a clear case containing a broomstick, but not just
any broomstick. It was the Lightning Bolt, an American broom that was slightly better than the
Nimbus 2000 that was so popular in Europe. It still had a small lightning bolt in the middle with
instructions to say the phrase ‘Storm cloud’ while touching the bolt to shrink it down.

He stared at it, literally speechless until his dad said, “Tomorrow we’re going, along with your
wizarding friends from the party, to Frank’s Flying Funhouse in Little Salem to test out your new
broom.”

Although Minerva was staring at the broom in appreciation, she did say, “That’s a wonderful
broom, but I hope you do realize…”

Cindy smiled. “We realize he can’t take it to Hogwarts until next year.”

“But at least he can get some practice on it beforehand,” continued Mark. “I think that if he
really wants to make the team, he should put in all the practice he can. “What do you think,
Harry?”

“Wow. Thanks!” He then got up and hugged both his parents tightly.

“We also got you a broomstick servicing kit that we expect you to use,” said Cindy.

“Sure,” Harry said as he held the broom, which he’d removed from its case, and inspected it
carefully. The handle was all black except for several small gold lightning bolts along it pointing
forward. Half of the bristles were black, and half were gold.

“Can I see it?” said Brianna excitedly.

“In a few minutes,” he said as he seemed to be memorizing every square millimeter of his new
treasured possession.

As Minerva began opening her gift, Brianna looked at her parents. “Why can’t I get a broom?”

“Because Harry’s been taught how to ride one…” said Mark.

“I can learn,” Brianna said.

“The first thing you need to learn, young lady,” said Cindy sternly, “is to not interrupt your
father.”

“I’m sorry. I just really, really want a broom.”

Mark looked at those eyes he still had a hard time resisting. He looked at his wife, who nodded
slightly. “We’ll see how it goes tomorrow. If, and I do mean if, you prove to both your mother and
me that you are responsible enough to own a broom, then we’ll consider getting you one for your
birthday.”

“Thank you!”

“But if we do,” continued Cindy, “we’ll only let you have it when we’re going someplace safe to
use it.”

At that moment, Aunt Minnie recognized her present as the romance novel she’d looked at in
Diagon Alley that past summer. She looked from the present to Cindy, to see her smile and wink at
her.

After the rest of the presents were passed out, Harry called Hermione’s mirror and the
McGonagall family sang ‘We Wish You A Merry Christmas’ to the Granger family. After the song, Harry
walked up to his room while telling his friend everything that had happened. Hermione was excited
about Harry’s new broom, but for some reason she seemed a bit sad for a moment when Harry talked
about his American friends.

“I guess you really missed them, huh?” she asked, trying her best to look happy.

“Don’t get me wrong, Hermione. I was glad to see them, and I’m happy we’ll be playing on brooms
tomorrow, but I didn’t really think about them much while I was at Hogwarts. I’m sure they didn’t
think about me that much either.”

She seemed a bit happier. “Really? Aren’t you really close to them?”

“I’m friends with them, but I realized that you’re my best friend. Is something the matter?”

Harry was now worried he’d said something wrong, because it looked like she was going to
cry.

“No, no nothing’s wrong,” she said, suddenly grinning broadly, “You’re my best friend, too.” She
sighed. “I guess I just really liked hearing that. It’s an even better present than the
mirrors.”

“Speaking of presents,” said Harry, “I finished ‘The Hobbit’ and started ‘The Fellowship of the
Ring.’”

She beamed at him. “I’m really happy you’re enjoying the books.”

“I’m really happy you’re my best friend. Merry Christmas.”

“Happy Christmas, Harry. I miss you.”

At that moment they both heard Cindy yell, “Harry, get down here. Breakfast is ready.”

“Me too. I think I’d better go. I’ll talk to you later. Bye.”

“Bye.”

-

The McGonagalls spent the day mainly watching Christmas movies, which Harry didn’t mind once a
year, but really he was itching to ride his Lightning Bolt.

-

Not soon enough for Harry or Brianna, they found themselves inside Frank’s Flying Funhouse. Mark
was signing everybody in and renting the necessary brooms. Only a few of Harry’s wizarding friends
had their own brooms. Each of the kids had to pay for their own broom rental, as their parents had
been told previously.

Harry excitedly stepped into the practice area, whose floor was charmed with a very powerful
cushioning charm. Brianna and the other kids who needed to be taught how to fly went to an area
with a teacher while those like Harry who already knew how to fly simply practiced on their brooms.
The plan was to put together a Quidditch game in the pitch in about an hour, once the others had
learned the basics of flying.

Harry excitedly pulled his shrunk broom case out of his pocket and restored its size long enough
to remove his Lightning Bolt, and then shrank it, handing the case to his mom. Aunt Minnie had
separated from them once she saw where they were at, promising to return before they left. She was
going to talk to a lawyer.

Harry carefully mounted his broom and took off, momentarily surprised at the new broom’s
acceleration, but he enjoyed every second of it. Before long he was doing loops and dives (pulling
up before his mom would become too frightened) and was actually drawing a small audience. He didn’t
notice that until he heard clapping after a particularly amazing stunt.

He looked around to see why everyone was clapping, and blushed when he realized they were
watching him. Even his friends were amazed at his talent. From behind him he heard Melissa shout,
“Think fast, hotshot!”

He turned to see a red Quaffle flying at him and immediately took one hand off the broom and
caught the Quaffle. He noticed a single hoop behind her and put the Quaffle under his left arm and
grabbed his broom, flying defensively past her, despite her failed attempt at stealing the Quaffle,
and made a goal less than ten seconds after catching the ball. He heard more applause and grinned
to himself thinking, ‘I guess I’m not that bad at this.’

Soon his friends, as well as others, were throwing the Quaffle around, trying to steal it, pass
it, and score goals. Before long, he sensed something coming at him from the side and dodged, only
to see that someone had let loose a Bludger. It didn’t take long for him to identify Luke as the
one holding the bat, grinning happily. He heard someone call his name and turned just in time to
catch the Quaffle. He was flying toward the goal when he noticed the third type of Quidditch ball
near the floor. Instinct took over then. He flew up toward the ceiling, and then went into a
spectacular dive that first took him behind the Keeper where he tossed the Quaffle through the
hoop. Without stopping, he continued his dive toward the floor, catching the tiny golden Snitch in
his hand three feet above the ground. He then pulled up holding the winged ball proudly in his
hand. The entire move took about twenty seconds, and won him more applause than anything else he’d
done so far. He was thrilled until he saw the look of terror on his mom’s face.

-

While Harry was apologizing to his mom and promising never to dive like that again (with his
fingers crossed behind his back), Minerva was just finishing her explanation of what was happening
at Hogwarts to the lawyer, Sam Gordon.

The lawyer looked thoughtful for a few minutes. “Normally, I don’t work on overseas cases, but
this one seems rather interesting. Is Harry a citizen of England or America?”

“Actually, he has duel citizenship.”

“So we could use the angle that an American citizen has been assaulted by a Hogwarts teacher,
and the perpetrator has merely been slapped in the wrist, to make it an international matter. I’d
naturally want to talk to Harry about that to get his side of it.”

She nodded. “Of course. He’ll be in America for a week and a half more.”

“I also believe we can take this case much further than that. If this Mr. Snape is as bad as you
say he is, we could put together a class action suit against both him and Mr. Dumbledore. Mr. Snape
for mentally raping and verbally abusing students instead of teaching them for the past eleven
years, and Mr. Dumbledore for knowingly allowing it to happen at his school. I found it very
interesting that he actually admitted that Mr. Snape is not there because of his teaching
credentials at all. I wonder if he had anything to do with Harry Potter’s disappearance all those
years ago.”

She put on her best horrified face while reinforcing her Occlumency shields and said, “I hope
not.”

“After I speak with Harry, I’ll take a trip to Hogwarts. That is, after contacting the American
government so I don’t get into trouble. After that I’ll view your evidence. I’ll then interview as
many Hogwarts graduates that sat under Mr. Snape as I can.”

“I’ll be able to get you a copy of the rosters. As I said before, Snape treats the Slytherins
much better than anybody else, so they probably won’t have any complaints.”

He smiled at his new client. “That would probably work to my advantage. Then, during Easter
break, I’ll interview as many students as I can. I hope to go to trial early in August, but I don’t
want Mr. Snape aware of it until after school is out, so that he doesn’t take it out on his
students. I’ll also find out just how many parents and students have informed Mr. Dumbledore of Mr.
Snape’s conduct.”

“Thank you very much, Mr. Gordon.” She then shook his hand and left.

-

When Minerva arrived back at Frank’s Flying Funhouse, she found that there was a full Quidditch
match in progress in the pitch. One team was Harry’s friends, and the other consisted of strangers.
She was delighted to see that her niece was a Chaser, and doing very well for someone who’d never
flown before today. Melissa was another Chaser, and she didn’t know the name of the boy who was the
other one. She saw that the boy she believed was named Luke was one of the Beaters, but she didn’t
know the name of the other one. Paul was the Keeper. She briefly wondered where Harry was until she
noticed him flying above everything, looking around and concentrating very hard. She then realized
that he must be the Seeker.

She looked at the scoreboard to see that the game was 220 to 180, with Harry’s team losing to
the other team that had all older players. She thought that the youngest player on that team was at
least 13, probably 14, and most of the other players were at least fifteen.

She watched with excitement as Brianna intercepted the Quaffle while the other team was passing
it. She proudly watched her niece avoid the other players, as well as a Bludger, as she made her
way toward the goal, flying toward the left hoop until the Keeper moved to guard it. She then
quickly tossed the Quaffle into the right hoop. Minnie was positive she’d heard the Keeper use an
expletive, and briefly wished she could give him detention.

At that moment, she saw Harry dive straight down toward the ground, the other Seeker in hot
pursuit. She held her breath as she hoped Harry knew what he was doing as he got closer and closer
toward the floor. At the last second, he turned ninety degrees and flew toward the other side of
the pitch with his shoes less than an inch above the floor. The other Seeker crashed onto the
magically padded floor, but everyone’s eyes were on Harry, who suddenly reached out and grabbed the
Golden Snitch, which had been almost directly beneath the other Seeker’s original position.

As she was clapping more loudly than anybody else, she said, “What a Seeker! I wish he’d been
sorted into Gryffindor!”

She walked up to Harry, saying, “Well done, Harry! Ravenclaw may win the Quidditch cup next year
if they’re smart enough to put you on the team!” As soon as she finished saying that, she heard
Cindy start yelling about how dangerous that stunt was.

“Honestly mom, I knew the floor was padded. Look, the other Seeker is fine.” When he pointed
toward him, both women could see it was true as he walked in their general direction.

Cindy took a deep breath. “Just remember not to do that when the ground’s not padded.” She then
smiled. “You were amazing, though.” His mom hugged him fiercely.

“Way to go, champ!” said Mark as he walked up, putting his arm around his son. “You too,
Brianna!” he added as she approached happily.

“Thanks! I didn’t do anything nearly as dangerous as what Harry did.” She then looked at her
brother. “Not that you weren’t awesome out there.” She then looked back at her parents. “So can I
please have a broom for my birthday?”

“We’ll think about it,” said Cindy after exchanging a look with her husband. She then turned her
attention toward Minerva while the other players, even the opposing Seeker, complimented Harry and
Brianna on their performance. “How’d it go with the lawyer?”

Minnie smiled. “He wants to interview Harry before he goes back to school. I was hoping it could
be tomorrow to get it over with.” Mark nodded. “Then he’s going to interview as many of Snape’s
past and present students he can and put together a class action law suit against both Snape and
Dumbledore. He hopes to bring this into court in early August.”

“That’s great news, Aunt Minnie!” said Cindy. “Hopefully no other student will have to put up
with that man next year.”

-

Harry was more than happy to tell the lawyer everything he could recall about Snape’s behavior,
even providing some memories in Mr. Gordon’s Pensieve that showed Harry’s first three encounters
with the greasy git.

Hermione was also very happy about the law suit as well, and told Harry to tell Mr. Gordon that
she would be thrilled to participate in the case, and also told Harry she would be studying more
law books. She also said she had some good news about C.A.R.E., but would rather tell Harry in
person at Hogwarts. He reluctantly accepted that, figuring that he could wait one more week.

On New Year’s Eve at midnight her time, and then his time, Harry and Hermione made sure they
were talking to each other and toasted the New Year (with grape juice). Hermione was delighted that
he’d finished reading the ‘The Fellowship of the Ring’ before the break was over. Before Harry knew
it, and after a heartfelt goodbye, he (along with a nervous-acting Hedwig) was flooing back to
Europe with Aunt Minnie, who made sure that he left his Lightning Bolt behind.

-

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6. Conspiracies
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**Harry McGonagall – Chapter 6 – Conspiracies**

As Harry was sitting at the completely empty Ravenclaw table in the Great Hall, he looked
around. The four Weasleys were at the Gryffindor table, and there were a couple Hufflepuffs and
Slytherins, but apparently not one Ravenclaw had elected to stay at Hogwarts for the break. The
staff, including Aunt Minnie, were at the Head Table. Harry had arrived with her about an hour
before, and they were waiting for the other vacationing students to arrive. He knew that they were
due back any minute. Snape and Dumbledore were looking anywhere but at him.

The doors opened, drawing everyone’s attention to the crowd of students that were entering the
hall and separating into their houses. After about fifteen seconds, he heard a female voice call
his name. After a few moments, he spotted the origin of that voice as his bushy-haired friend broke
through the crowd and ran toward him.

“Hi, Hermione!” he said happily as she sat down next to him. “How was the train ride?”

“Great, except that Draco Malfoy had to visit us.” She grinned, “He was awfully mad.” She
chuckled, “I guess he’s even madder now.”

Harry couldn’t help smiling as she was laughing, even though he didn’t know what happened. “Why
was he mad?”

“You know that news about C.A.R.E. that I have?”

“Yeah.”

“Mandy Brocklehurst showed her mum, who works at the Daily Prophet, all our pictures, including
the one that clearly shows that Lucius Malfoy was the man beating his elf.”

“So?”

She huffed impatiently, “So he doesn’t want to ruin his reputation as a benevolent creep. She
showed him the photos and got him to give clothes to that elf, Dobby, in exchange for keeping his
name and picture out of the article she wrote about elves.”

“That’s great about Dobby! Mrs. Brocklehurst wrote an article in the Daily Prophet?” Harry asked
wide-eyed.

“Yes! It was a really good one! It even mentioned C.A.R.E! She’s gotten several people that want
to get involved with it, at least to stop the physical abuse of elves. Of course she got some
negative responses as well.”

“She didn’t get in trouble at work did she?” he asked, worried.

“No, no. Her editor feels that if there’s a major response to something, it’s a good thing. He
even wants her to write a follow-up article every few months.”

“That is great!”

“We got a few hundred more members – all adults! I had to order more badges for them!”

“That’s great! Do you need some money to cover that?”

“No, enough sent the money in advance that I was able to take care of it!”

“Terrific!”

“Yeah, and Amelia Bones is drafting a bill to make House Elf abuse illegal. She’s not sure if it
will pass or not, but she’s going to try. Neville Longbottom’s grandmother has a seat on the
Wizengamot, and she’s actually joined C.A.R.E! A lot of the new members will be placing our
literature out in their places of business – Flourish and Blotts, The Leaky Cauldron, and even a
bar called the Hogg’s Head that’s located in Hogsmeade!”

He smiled broadly. “That’s wonderful!”

“Yes!” She then looked at him more closely. “You’ve got new glasses.”

His ears turned pink. “Yeah, my dad had me get my eyes checked.”

“I really like those gold frames. They match your hair, even your eyes, better than the black
frames.”

Whispering, he said, “Actually, the black frames match my original hair color.”

Smiling and still whispering, she said, “I suppose, but I just have a hard time picturing you
with dark hair. It doesn’t seem right to me.”

“Me neither. I’ve seen a few baby pictures taken before that night, but they just don’t seem
like me. I’ve always had dirty-blonde hair, and I think I always will – unless I get found out.” He
then spoke in a normal voice as another friend approached the table. “Hey Padma! How was your
Christmas?”

“Terrific! Thanks for the chocolate frogs, by the way.”

“You’re welcome. Hermione tells me that Draco visited on the train.”

Both girls started chuckling. “Yes, he did.”

Feeling left out of the joke, Harry insisted, “What happened?”

-

Hermione and Padma were sitting in a compartment with Anthony Goldstein, Neville Longbottom,
Hannah Abbot, and Susan Bones. They were discussing their recent success with C.A.R.E. when the
compartment door opened, revealing Draco and his body guards. Hermione subtly drew her wand.

“Well, well, what do we have here?” Malfoy sneered, “The mudblood and her little study group.”
He then glared at Hermione. “You and your little boyfriend, along with Brocklehurst, cost my family
one of our servants!” He looked around. “Looks like McGonagall isn’t here to protect you.” He
pulled his wand slowly out of a holster.

“Expelliarmus!” Hermione said, knocking Draco backward as his wand flew into the air. “Accio
Wands!” All three Slytherins’ wands flew into Hermione’s left hand. “Looks like I don’t need Harry
to defend me against squibs like you,” she said calmly with a smile on her face.

“I AM NOT A SQUIB, YOU MUDBLOOD!” Draco’s face was red while his ‘bodyguards’ looked confused.
Hermione’s friends were laughing, though they had their wands out. “Give me our wands!”

“Susan,” said Hermione with an evil smile, “Do you have your camera?”

Giggling, Susan pulled a wizarding camera out of her purse.

“Be ready to take a picture. You three goons, one at a time – Draco first – will kneel before me
as Susan takes a picture. You will say, ‘I, Draco Malfoy, am a squib, and Hermione Granger is my
hero.”

“I WILL NOT BOW TO A MUDBLOOD!!!!”

“Then I will snap all three of your wands, and I don’t care how much detention I get! I’ll tell
everyone in the school what happened!”

“I’ll break one of them,” said Padma, “then you’ll get less detention.”

“I’ll break the other!” said Neville, “then it won’t just be Ravenclaw losing points.”

Draco was breathing hard, while Crabbe and Goyle were looking at him for guidance, with fear
written on their faces. “Put the camera away,” he said calmly. “Then it’ll be just your word
against ours, you mudblood!”

“Do it,” said Hermione. Susan replaced the camera in her purse with a frown. Hermione handed the
wands to Neville. “You wait by the door. If Draco does it right, give him his wand as he walks out.
Same goes for the other squibs.”

-

“And so each of them did it,” said Padma, laughing, “and when they were all gone Hermione
said…”

“I guess they don’t know pictures can be taken inside a Pensieve.”

By this time Harry was laughing so hard he almost fell off the table. He glanced over at Draco
to see him glaring back. He obviously knew what they were talking about. “I wish I’d have been
there! When we get those pictures, we need to send a copy to each of their dads. I’ll bet they give
the worst howlers this school has ever seen. Just to be certain, we’ll send a note that explains
that you’re muggleborn. Those bigots will take that as the worst disgrace their pathetic families
ever had!”

“And we’ll hang a picture in the Great Hall,” said Hermione.

“Not to mention our common room,” said Padma. “And I’m sure Neville will want one for Gryffindor
and Susan will hang one in Hufflepuff.”

At about that time, food started appearing in front of them, so they tucked in.

-

Later on in the Ravenclaw common room, Hermione gave Harry his second year books, and they
started studying them. After about a half hour, he smiled at his best friend. “You know, over
Christmas Break I heard a song about a long Quidditch match on muggle radio.”

She looked at him like he’d grown a pig’s tail out of his forehead. “Impossible.”

“Oh yeah, it went like this.

“*When I was a Seeker,*

*I sought both night and day*

*I asked the Lord to help me,*

*And he showed me the way.*”

“That is NOT a song about Quidditch, and you know it!” Hermione argued, obviously fighting the
urge to laugh.

“What? Don’t you like ‘*Go tell it on a broomstick*’?”

She ignored the question and went back to her studies as he whispered,

*“Over the hills and everywhere*

*Go tell it on a broomstick*

*The Quidditch game is here.*”

She simply shook her head. “Boys!”

-

The next day, Harry and Hermione were allowed to use Minerva’s Pensieve, for the stated purpose
of sharing holiday memories. To be safe, they did share a few happy scenes that Hermione took
pictures of with Susan’s camera (which she’d borrowed). Harry watched Hermione meeting her parents
at the station, opening presents, and reading the ‘House Elf rights’ article in the Daily Prophet.
Hermione watched Harry arrive at the airport, have the party and Quidditch game, and open
presents.

Finally it was time for the memory they’d really wanted to watch. They watched the whole scene
unfold until finally the part Harry had wanted to see arrived.

-

With a red face and a look that could have burned through a wall, Draco stood in front of
Hermione and slowly got on his knees.

“IsqbHrGrhro,” he said quickly and got up.

“Where are you going, you filthy squib?” she said, getting into the part. “Speak slowly and
clearly if you don’t want your wand broken. Now get back on your knees.”

“Fine, you filthy…” At that moment Hermione did a hex that covered Draco with mud.

As he looked at himself in disgust, Hermione said, “Don’t call me filthy. It could have been
manure instead of mud. Now, since I don’t want your filth on me…” She scourgefied him and pocketed
her wand. “Now, bow!”

He complied and said, “I, Draco Mal…”

“Louder!”

“Fine! I, Draco Malfoy am a squib, and Hermione Granger is my hero,” he said through gritted
teeth.”

-

Harry laughed hysterically as Hermione snapped the pictures of Malfoy, Crabbe, and Goyle all
bowing to her.

-

Harry arrived at the owlry extremely early one morning with four envelopes in his pocket. He
knew that Hedwig would get jealous if he sent a package with a different owl than her, but he
didn’t want to send his beloved pet into the home of Malfoy, Crabbe, or Goyle. She immediately flew
onto his shoulder.

As he petted her, he said, “Hi girl. How are you doing?” He gave her an owl treat and pulled an
envelope addressed to Quality Quidditch Supplies. He decided to order a pair of Seeker gloves, as
well as a Snitch. He had a plan about how to sneak his broom into Hogwarts that Brianna had already
started. He wanted to practice this term. He tied the order form to Hedwig’s leg and sent her
away.

Once she was out of sight, he called down three school owls and sent a picture of each of their
sons bowing to Hermione, who was identified simply as a muggleborn. Harry loved the way the magical
picture showed them keep kneeling before her over and over. He chuckled at the thought of the
reactions those fathers would have.

The same day, the Weasley twins got a Slytherin in their year who can’t stand Draco and his
goons to stick the photos to the bulletin board in their dormitory with a variation of the sticking
charm that the twins had invented. No teacher had yet unstuck anything they’d used that charm on.
The only problem with it was that it only lasted twenty-four-hours. Harry felt that was plenty of
time for every Slytherin to see it.

Ravenclaw would keep the photos up for the rest of the year. Penny promised that no Ravenclaw
prefect would pull the picture down, and they didn’t think the Hufflepuff prefects would either.
Gryffindor, however was different because of one prefect – Percy Weasley. Fred and George decided
to use the same sticking charm that was being done in the Slytherin dorm.

It was decided that a picture in the Great Hall would be pointless since every student would see
it anyway. The cover story they came up with was that the three Slytherins were asking Hermione to
date them. Since no wands were shown in the photos, they couldn’t prove that anyone was forcing
them to bow. Draco knew that if he insisted on using a Pensieve, he’d be the one in trouble. He
made up a ridiculous story about begging the mudblood not to touch them.

-

At breakfast that morning, Harry noticed that Malfoy, Crabbe, and Goyle were sitting alone at
one end of the table, and getting glared at by most of the other Slytherins. He also noticed that
Draco was glaring at Hermione, and he promised himself to be ready to defend his friend. While he
was thinking about this, an owl landed in front of him. After removing the letter from the bird, he
found out that he’d received a letter from Sam Gordon, the lawyer. He quickly opened the envelope
and read it.

“*Dear Mr. McGonagall,*

*I thought I’d let you know that I’m currently in Europe. I have associated myself with a
local lawyer named Matthew Marcus. I’ve sent your aunt more details. I just thought I’d let you
know in case he contacts you. I’ve interviewed a few of Mr. Snape’s former students, and they all
agree with you and your aunt about him. You’ll hear from me before Easter break.*

*Sincerely,*

*Sam Gordan.*”

As Harry was pocketing that note, another package arrived for him. Before he could open it,
however, three howlers arrived at the Slytherin table. Draco received the first.

A calm, yet clearly displeased voice said, “*Draco, I have just received a photograph of you
kneeling before the Granger girl. We WILL speak of this during your next break from school.*”
Draco’s already pale face got even whiter.

The next howler arrived in front of Goyle. It wasn’t calm. “*HOW COULD YOU, A PUREBLOOD, KNEEL
TO A MUDBLOOD!?!* *DON’T YOU HAVE ANY PRIDE? I AUGHT TO CRUCIO YOU!”*

The third one went to Crabbe. “*WHY WERE YOU ON YOUR KNEES IN FRONT OF THAT FILTHY MUDBLOOD!?!
I TOLD YOU THAT THEY SHOULD BOW TO US!*”

Smiling to himself, Harry picked up the other package that he’d gotten. It was from Brianna, and
he knew what it was. He was about to open it when his aunt stood behind him.

“Hello Harry.”

“Hi Aun, Professor McGonagall. Is there something I can do for you?”

With a half-smile, she said, “Yes. Open that package from Brianna. It looks like it’s the size
of your broom’s case.”

He looked at her with an innocent expression as Hermione kept silently eating her breakfast.
“Why would she send me my Lightning Bolt? She probably wants to sneak it out and fly herself.”

“Because her brother can provide her with a lot of Galleons. Open up the package.”

He shrugged his shoulders and opened it up, revealing a small cardboard box containing a
Superman action figure. He shook his head in anger. “I told her to send Spider-Man! Can she ever
get it right?” He pulled out the toy and handed it to his aunt.

“I apologize. I was convinced you were sneaking your broomstick here.”

“It may not be a broomstick, but I can get him to fly.” He then levitated the action figure and
had Superman fly a quick lap around the table.

With a small smile, Minerva said, “From now on leave your toys in Ravenclaw Tower. I have to
prepare for class. I’ll see you later.”

After the professor had left, Hermione looked at Harry. “I was convinced it was your broom,
too.”

He smiled slyly at her. “Not yet.” Her eyes widened at this pronouncement. He quickly changed
the subject. “I finished ‘Return of the King’ last night. That scene in the volcano was great! I
thought Frodo was gonna…”

He succeeded in temporarily distracting Hermione. He’d tell her his plans, but not in the middle
of the Great Hall.

-

Later that day, Harry pulled out his mirror to call his sister. Once he saw her face, he said,
“Phase one complete. Thanks a lot.”

“Don’t thank me, Big Brother. Just send money. It costs to ship things this way. First I pay for
international floo mail and then for owling the package to Hogwarts.”

“Don’t worry, Brianna. You’ll be paid once I get my Lightning Bolt.”

“I’d better,” she said with a grin.

“I told Aunt Minnie you were shipping Spider-Man next.”

“Ok. Expect him in a few days.”

“Once I’ve gotten a package she doesn’t inspect…”

“Then I’ll have to send the Lightning Bolt.”

Harry smiled broadly. “I can’t wait! I’ll talk to you later.”

“Bye Harry.”

“Bye Sis.”

“Harry?” said the voice of Hermione from behind him. “You are going to…”

“Shhh. Can we talk quietly?”

“Fine.” She looked worried.

“Yes, I am gonna sneak my broom here.”

“But what about…”

“No one’s gonna catch me. I’ll be flying where no one can see me. I need you to keep this a
secret. I was gonna tell you about it. I thought you might want to have a go on my Lightning Bolt.
It’s a lot better than the school brooms.”

As a smile formed on her face, she said, “According to Flyfree’s Quidditch Encyclopedia, our
school brooms were donated to Hogwarts while your aunt was a student.”

-

The weeks went by quickly after that, and two more packages arrived from Brianna. Minerva did
not inspect the second of those two, so he told Brianna to send the broomstick. She’d told him that
she’d gotten one of her magical friend’s older brothers to transfigure a rock into a good imitation
of the Lightning Bolt case, and had switched it with the real one. She was ready to mail it.

-

Harry did some very minor Transfiguration on his Superman action figure, changing the colors,
and carried it to breakfast in a wrapped package on the morning of the Gryffindor versus Hufflepuff
Quidditch match. While he was eating his bacon and eggs, another owl from Brianna arrived.

“She’s still sending you more dolls, Harry,” asked Professor McGonagall from behind him.

Harry jumped slightly. “Oh, Aun…Professor. You scared me. Yeah. Brianna sent me the wrong one
last time. And they’re Action Figures, not dolls.”

“I stand correc…”

“Sorry, Professor McGonagall!” said Hermione as she ‘accidentally’ spilled her drink onto her
shoe. “Let me help you.”

As Hermione grabbed a napkin and wiped pumpkin juice off of the Deputy Headmistress’ shoes,
Harry switched the package that had just arrived with the package he’d brought with him. His aunt
didn’t see him sneak the box into his pocket. He then opened the package and said, “Good. She sent
Camouflage Superman.” He showed off his Superman figure with green and tan instead of blue and red.
“It’s for when he’s flying in a forest so no one knows he’s there.”

“Of course,” said Minerva indulgently, knowing that toy manufacturers do make slight
modifications to sell multiple copies of the same thing to children. “He certainly wouldn’t want to
be caught.”

“Exactly!” he said with mock enthusiasm. He then put it in a different pocket. “I know I can’t
play with it here. I don’t think I’ll need anymore.”

“That’s good. Carry on. I need to make sure Gryffindor’s team shows up.” She sighed. “Harry, I
really wish you were a Gryffindor. I just know you’d catch the Snitch. The Seeker we’ve got
couldn’t…Never mind. I’ll see you later Harry, Hermione.”

“Bye. Good luck. We’ll be rooting for Gryffindor.”

“I’m sorry again, Professor,” said Hermione repentantly.

“It’s quite alright, Hermione. Everybody spills their drink on occasion.”

Once Minerva was gone, Hermione looked at her best friend and whispered, “I can’t believe I let
you talk me into doing that! I was sure I was going to lose house points! And I’d have deserved
it!”

“If it had been Snape, he’d have had you executed,” said Harry with a smirk.

“Or worse – expelled!” she said before a smile crossed her lips. Harry chuckled. “Seriously,
this isn’t a joking matter. I purposely spilled pumpkin juice on my favorite professor to provide a
distraction so you could break another school rule. We could both be big trouble.”

Harry took a deep breath. “Hermione, I promise that if I’m caught, I won’t bring your name into
this. Thank you very much for helping me.”

She sighed. “You’re welcome, I suppose.”

“Are you still gonna help us tonight?”

“Of course. Filch deserves it. Besides, Fred and George will be with us, and they never get
caught, right?”

“Not anytime this term.”

“Okay, I hope.”

“I guess we should hurry up if we want to get good seats.

-

Harry and Hermione sat in the bleachers watching the game, realizing that aside from a pathetic
Seeker, Gryffindor’s team was better than Hufflepuff’s. Five minutes into the game, Harry pointed
his finger. “There’s the Snitch, Hermione! Why aren’t the Seeker’s going after it?”

She squinted in the direction her best friend was pointing. “Oh, you’re right! I guess they
don’t see it.”

“Now it’s gone! What’s wrong with those idiots? Are they wearing blindfolds out there? Aunt
Minnie was right!” Harry was obviously frustrated. “That Seeker wouldn’t catch the Snitch if it
flew up his…”

“Harry, language!” She then tried to calm her friend down. “At least Gryffindor’s Chasers are
doing well. The score is…What’s going on in the stands over there?”

Harry looked where Hermione was pointing and saw that a fight had broken out. He pulled out a
pair of binoculars and soon observed, “It looks like Draco, Crabbe and Goyle are fighting Neville
and I think Ron Weasley. Oh look. A few more Gryffindors have gotten involved. Uh oh. Some of the
older Slytherins are joining too.”

For about five more minutes, more and more Gryffindors and Slytherins were joining the fight
until finally Professor Dumbledore approached the area. His normal eye twinkle was missing. Minerva
looked like she wanted to leave her post next to Lee Jordan, but knew that someone needed to keep
the commentator from showing too much bias. The fight was over very quickly, and all of the
participants marched quietly off the stands as Hermione watched through Harry’s binoculars. He
started watching the game once the fight was over.

After a while, Harry said, “Hermione, the game is over. The Snitch appeared right next to the
Hufflepuff Seeker. She caught it but Gryffindor won. One-hundred-sixty to one-hundred-fifty
points.”

“Oh, well I guess we should be going now.”

“Off the stands anyway,” said Harry mysteriously.

-

Once they were on the ground, Harry looked at Hermione. “You go on back. I’m gonna try out my
Lightning Bolt.”

“But you’ll get caught, Harry.”

He smiled. “Not in the forest.”

“But it’s forbidden for a reason. There are all kinds of dangerous animals, not to mention
werewolves.”

“I’ll be fine, I promise. Go to the dorm. I won’t be that long.”

“If you’re determined…”

“I am.”

“Then I’m coming with you. It’s been a long time since I’ve been on a broom.”

Harry’s jaw dropped. “But you…”

“If you do run into trouble, two wands are better than one, right?”

“If you insist.”

-

They carefully made their way into the forest without anyone seeing them. They quickly found a
clearing and Harry opened the package Brianna had really sent him that day. Hermione picked up the
cardboard box Harry had thrown on the ground and put it in her pocket. Harry placed the case on the
ground. “Watch this.”

Hermione was mesmerized as she watched the case expand and become clear. He opened it, pulled
out his broom, and reshrunk it. Then he put the case in his pocket. He was going to mount the
broom, but then decided to be considerate. “Would you like to try it first?”

“Well, if you don’t mind. But it is your…”

“Then fly it. I have already used it.”

“Thanks.” She put her hand over it. “Up!” she exclaimed, and it went straight into her hand. She
took off immediately, enjoying herself immensely thanks to the help Harry had given her during
their flying lesson those months ago. She didn’t do any stunts like Harry enjoyed, but she flew
between the trees for a good ten minutes before landing next to Harry, smiling broadly. “That was
fun! This broom is easier than the school brooms.”

“I know,” he agreed as he took off on his broom, doing loops and dives, scaring Hermione as he
convinced her he’d lost his mind.

When he finally landed, she started on him immediately. “Are you mad? That was dangerous!”

“It was fun! I haven’t even started using my Snitch yet. Do you want to ride with me?”

“Not if you’re doing that, I don’t.”

“I promise not to flip or dive. Will that make you happy?”

She took a deep breath. “I suppose.”

She got on behind him and wrapped her arms around his waist. He took off.

True to his word, he didn’t do any dangerous stunts as they enjoyed the wind blowing through
their hair. After they’d been up ten minutes, they noticed an angry Snape talking to a terrified
Quirrel nearby. Harry flew a bit closer to listen, but made sure no one could see them.

“…Students aren’t supposed to know about the Philosopher’s Stone, after all,” said the
greasy-haired git as Hermione softly gasped behind Harry.

Quirrel seemed to have mumbled something, but Harry and Hermione couldn’t hear.

“Have you found a way to get past that three-headed dog of Hagrid’s yet?”

“B-b-but Severus, I…”

“You don’t want me as your enemy, Quirrell,” said Snape, taking a step toward him.

“I-I don’t know what you…”

“You know perfectly well what I mean.”

At that moment, an owl on the opposite side of the professors hooted, drawing their attention.
Hermione whispered, “Let’s go now before we’re caught!” Harry complied and they quickly made it to
their clearing and Harry put the broom in its case. Hermione insisted they run back into the
castle. She didn’t speak until they were in the library. “Get us a private table. I’ll be right
back.”

“Okay,” Harry said, confused. He had no idea why they were there.

A few minutes later, Hermione found him. She was carrying a huge book, and was flipping through
the pages as she walked. When she got to their table, she put the open book down in front of Harry,
smiled, and pointed at an entry.

He whispered what was written there. “The Philosopher’s Stone! That’s what the three-headed dog
is guarding!” Harry and Hermione went on to read the details, including the fact that a man named
Nicolas Flamel was the only known maker of the unique stone. While they were still in the library,
Harry remembered that he’d seen Flamel’s name on Dumbledore’s chocolate frog card and was sure they
were friends.

“Do you think we should tell your aunt that Snape wants to steal it?”

Harry looked thoughtful for a few seconds. “Probably not. She’d ask us how we know and take away
my broom. Besides, she already doesn’t trust Snape. She’s probably onto him now.”

-

That night, at exactly one a.m., both Harry and Hermione snuck into their common room, which
thankfully was empty, and out the door. (Al the portrait was sleeping.) They walked into the
nearest classroom, and were relieved to find a pair of twin redheads waiting for them.

George Weasley was looking down at an old piece of parchment while Fred whispered. “Are you two
ready?”

“Of course,” whispered Hermione. “Why would we be here if we weren’t?”

“Is it clear, Forge?”

“All clear, Gred.”

“What’s he looking at?” asked Harry.

“How does he know it’s clear?” added Hermione.

“Trade secret,” both twins said together.

“Come one,” said Harry. “We’re all in this together. It’s only fair. You know my secret.”

“We could show them.”

“It’s not like they could get into Gryffindor Tower to take it.”

“And we are working together.”

“I suppose.”

Together the twins said, “This is the Marauders’ Map.” They then explained what it did and where
they got it from while the others stared at the map in amazement.

“So that’s how you knew my secret,” said Harry.

“Exactly,” they said together.

They soon carefully walked to their destination with George making sure no one caught them. They
got to the closet Filch kept his cleaning supplies in and Harry magically unlocked it. Fred passed
a small vial to both Hermione and Harry, and handed two types of cleaning fluids to each. “You know
what to do.”

While George watched the map, Harry and Hermione emptied their vials into the bottles they’d
been given. Fred performed a spell on the mop bucket. It took less than sixty seconds.

“He’s coming!” George announced.

“We’re done. Let’s get out of here. We’ll see the results of our work tomorrow.”

The twins kindly guided the Ravenclaws back to their portrait and left.

Al didn’t appreciate being woken up, but let them in, saying it wasn’t his job to make sure they
followed curfew. He then winked at them, which caused them to blush. They did hear him mutter
something about them being a bit young as they closed the door.

“Goodnight, Hermione.”

“Goodnight, Harry.”

-

The next morning, everybody saw the results of their prank. The floor in the halls and
classrooms had random stripes of various bright colors spread out. Many people thought it looked
great. The prank was that it would go away by itself if it was left alone for twelve hours.
However, Filch himself was spreading the colors around with his mop. They simply didn’t show up
until a half-hour after it dried. The more he’d clean, the longer it would stay.

As they approached the Great Hall, they saw Percy Weasley yelling at a first-year girl for
saying that the floors looked better than before. The Great Hall was no different, although
Dumbledore seemed to enjoy looking at the results of the prank. Snape was unhappily attempting to
remove the colors from the floor in one corner of the hall. He quickly got frustrated and sat down
to breakfast.

Filch was looking at the Headmaster, apparently oblivious to the fact that Albus found it
amusing. “It wasn’t like this when I finished mopping professor, I swear! I can’t wait to catch the
kids who did it! Probably the Weasley twins! I wanna see some punishment! I’ve still got the old
chains oiled in my office.” He then went to a corner with his mop and bucket trying to clean the
color off the floor in the hall again.

Harry whispered in Hermione’s ear. “I wonder how long Filch will spend trying to remove it
before he leaves it alone.”

“He’ll wonder what’s wrong when it disappears this afternoon at every place but where he’s
cleaning.” They both laughed as they sat down at Ravenclaw table and tucked in to breakfast at what
was promising to be an amusing day.

-

Please review. Thank you to the many that have.

Observation: I wonder why Fred and George never noticed Pettigrew on the map for the more than
two years he was at Hogwarts before they gave the map to Harry



7. Surprises
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Harry Potter and all characters, etc. belong to J.K. Rowling, not me.

**Harry McGonagall – Chapter 7 – Surprises**

That night, Filch decided to concentrate on cleaning only the Great Hall after he’d tried
unsuccessfully cleaning the other halls of the castle. He figured that he’d have to clean up the
floors one room at a time for the rest of term because of the prank that had been played.

The next morning, on the way to breakfast, all the students noticed that the floors were back to
normal everywhere except the Great Hall. As they sat down to eat, they noticed Filch mopping the
floor, looking completely exhausted.

“I wonder if he knows that everywhere else is clean,” whispered Harry to Hermione at the
Ravenclaw table.

“I doubt it. I don’t think anyone likes him enough to let him know.”

Grinning, Harry replied, “Probably true. Besides, others probably think he managed to clean it
up last night and this is the only room he has left to clean.”

-

Argus wound up working on that room for over thirty straight hours until he passed out in
exhaustion in the middle of the night. The next morning, the Hogwarts staff found him unconscious
on the finally clean floor next to his mop and bucket.

Dumbledore woke him up as students began filling the hall. “Mr. Filch, I must congratulate you
on a job well done. The entire castle has been restored. But you must take better care of yourself.
I suggest you take the day off and see Madam Pomfrey to make sure you’re alright, and spend the day
relaxing.”

Filch, who knew he hadn’t managed to clean up the castle himself but was unwilling to admit it,
said, “I suppose I did work too hard last night. If I ever find out who did it…”

“Now, now, Mr. Filch. We are investigating the matter. You should simply relax.”

Filch picked up his mop to find that the spot directly beneath it was still colored from the
prank. “I guess I missed a spot,” he said, and then proceeded to wipe that section of the floor
with his mop. The result was that the formerly restored section of the floor began changing colors
again. He glared at the floor and then his mop. He swore loudly, calling into question the chastity
of the mop’s mother. Most of the students started laughing loudly while others, such as Hermione,
looked horrified.

“Language, Mr. Filch,” said Dumbledore sternly. “You don’t want to be a bad example for the
students, do you?”

Harry, who overheard that, whispered to his best friend, “Like having Snape here raping
everybody’s mind is a good example!”

Hermione nodded, though she did say, “It’s still not good for faculty members to use foul
language…”

“But it’s worse to treat students in a foul manner,” said Padma, who was sitting next to
them.

“True,” agreed Hermione. “In any case, we have to get going. Class will be starting in ten
minutes.”

-

The weeks passed quickly, with Harry sneaking around to practice with his broom and Snitch at
least once every week. On Valentine’s Day, Harry sent Hermione, Minerva, Penny, and the other girls
in their study group each a card with Hedwig. Hermione blushed when she noticed that hers was the
best. It was nicer material than the others. She decided to give him the one she’d prepared but
wouldn’t have given him if he hadn’t given her one first. Both of them were simply friendship
Valentines, but they each were glad the other had thought of them.

Soon it was March 8th – Brianna’s tenth birthday. Harry had known in advance what
their parents were buying her, and sent a gift that went along with it. Hermione had sent her a set
of books with Harry’s present. It was a Saturday. When it was late enough, Harry and Hermione
called Brianna on his mirror from a quiet corner of the Common Room.

“Hi Brianna!” said Harry when her happy face appeared.

“Hi Harry, Hermione.”

“Hi Brianna,” said the bushy-haired girl.

“We just called to say…” said Harry.

He and Hermione began singing, ‘Happy Birthday to you,’ and Hermione slapped his arm after Harry
sang as the second line, “You belong in the zoo.”

“You know the real words,” said Hermione sternly while Brianna enjoyed watching Harry’s reaction
to getting hit.

“Oh, come on! She did that at my party…”

“But you’re supposed to be the older, more mature sibling.”

“But…but…fine. I’ll sing it right!” He gave in while looking at his best friend’s determined
face. He realized he was fighting a losing battle. Together, they sang the song correctly as
Brianna laughed at her big brother.

“She really does have you wrapped around her finger, Harry. If you’re already this whipped now,
imagine when you start kissing. Unless you’ve already…”

“We are NOT kissing!” said both of the blushing Ravenclaws together.


Nonplussed, Brianna responded, “Not yet anyway.”

“Have you kissed Bobby yet?” asked Harry, effectively stopping that line of questioning. “Mom
said he’s coming to your party tonight.”

“HE’S MY FRIEND!”

Chuckling, Harry said, “It is rare that mentioning a friend’s name can cause your face to turn
red. Mentioning Angie doesn’t do that.”

“Shut up! Remember our deal?”

“You started it, sis, but since it’s your birthday, I’ll stop if you will.”

“Fine.”

“Have you opened any presents yet?” asked Hermione.

Brianna’s face lit up. “Yeah! Thanks for that set of the ‘*Chronicles of Narnia*!’ Did that
happen, too, like ‘*Lord of the Rings*?’”

“No, I’m afraid not. Although that wardrobe reminds me of a vanishing cabinet,” she said
thoughtfully.

“Did you open what mom and dad got you?” asked Harry.

“Of course,” she said smugly. “You already knew about it.”

“Not the exact model. Did they get you a Lightning Bolt?”

“No, they didn’t want any confusion. Besides, I like mine better. It’s the Silver Bullet!” she
said, no longer hiding her excitement.

“The one named after the Lone Ranger?” he asked, acting disgusted.

“The one that’s silver and can fly faster than your broom!”

He smiled, knowing that hers had a slightly higher maximum speed, but his had faster
acceleration. “Can not.”


“Can too!”

“Mine accelerates faster! That’s most important!”

“If you’re a Seeker, maybe. But I’m a Chaser. I need to grab the Quaffle and fly too fast for
anyone to steal it from me! Thanks for that Quaffle, by the way.”

“Sure. Now all we need are a few Bludgers.”

“No thank you! Oh, we almost got in major trouble! We’re going to Frank’s Flying Funhouse
tomorrow and Dad suggested letting one of my friends borrow your broom. I told him you’d be mad. I
think I convinced him.”

“I hope so!” he said, panic written on his face. “Tell them you mentioned it to me and I started
yelling.”

“Will do. I’ve gotta go. We’re going out to lunch. Bye guys!”

“Bye,” said both Harry and Hermione as Brianna’s image faded.

“That really put me in the mood for flying,” said Harry. “You wanna come?”

“Harry, it’s getting late. I don’t think it’s a good idea. Curfew is in an hour.”

“Come on, Hermione. You know you enjoy sneaking around the castle,” he said with a smirk.

“That’s when the Weasley twins are with us, and we’re using the map. Besides, I for one don’t
want to wander about the Forbidden Forest when it’s dark.”

He sighed in defeat. “Okay. We’ll go tomorrow. Have a good night.” He turned to go to his
room.

“Alright, we’ll go then,” said Hermione with a smile, knowing that she really did have him
wrapped around her finger.

“Go where?” asked Padma, who had snuck up behind her.

They glanced nervously at each other. “Nowhere,” said Harry.

“Come on. You guys have all the fun. I know you two did that floor prank on Filch. I want in on
whatever you’re up to.”

“We’re not pulling a prank,” Hermione whispered.

Padma’s eyes widened. “You-you’re not sneaking off to a broom closet are you? My mum said we’re
way too young…”

“We’re not doing that. We’re…” Harry looked around and whispered, “Tomorrow we’re sneaking out
to the forest to ride the broom I snuck in here.”

Padma’s eyes brightened. “You snuck a broom here? Awesome! Please let me go with you. I’d love
to try flying something besides the school brooms!”

He shrugged his shoulders and looked at Hermione, who nodded. “Alright,” he answered.

-

The next day after lunch, Harry got his broom in its shrunken case and walked out the door and
outside the castle into their clearing in the forest with both Hermione and Padma. That time, he
let Padma ride the broom first.

“Thanks a lot, Harry!” she said as she excitedly mounted the broom and flew away. Harry
re-shrunk the case and put it in his pocket.

“You really do follow the ‘Ladies first’ rule, don’t you?” asked Hermione with a grin.

“With the exception of my sister, yes. My dad taught…”

At that moment they heard some sort of animal nearby crying out in pain.

“What was that?” said a scared-looking Hermione.

“It sounded like a horse. Let’s go!” Wands in hand, both kids charged headlong through the trees
toward the sound. What they saw was horrifying.

A beautiful silver-white stallion with a horn protruding out of its snout was lying on its side,
bleeding from a deep cut in its throat. Something or someone with a black cloak that appeared to be
floating toward the unicorn noticed them and turned.

“Ahhh!” screamed Harry as he fell to his knees, clutching his forehead.

Hermione’s eyes widened as she realized the implications of Harry reacting that way. Slightly
trembling, she pointed her wand at the unicorn’s killer that was still approaching slowly.

“Expelliarmus!” she shouted, causing a red beam to shoot from her wand and hit the attacker’s
face. He was pushed backwards about a foot, and continued moving toward them.

“Hermione!” came Padma’s voice from above them where she was flying. She looked terrified, but
was pointing her wand at the attacker as well. It looked up at the flier while Hermione shot it
again. If Voldemort had been in Quirrel’s body at the time, and not in this sub-human form, he
would’ve killed all three children. As it was, he knew he couldn’t defend himself from them. He
briefly wondered if the boy suffered from some form of epilepsy and was having a seizure.

As Hermione continued to hold him back, Padma lowered the broom behind her and managed to get
Harry on it. When Padma said, “Now!” Hermione jumped on the broom and they flew away. Even at their
small sizes they barely fit on the broom handle, and were moving noticeably slower than usual.
However, they managed to get out of the forest as Harry came to himself. Padma landed them in a
secluded spot outside the forest and Harry put the broom back into its case.

“What happened, Harry?” she asked in concern. “Who was that?”

Harry and Hermione exchanged a knowing look. “I don’t know,” he said.

Padma looked from Harry to Hermione and knew she was being lied to. “Come on. I know you
know!”

Hermione said, “You’ll be happier not knowing what we suspect.”

“I saved you, admittedly with Harry’s broom. Don’t I have the right to know what I saved you
from?”

Harry took a deep breath. “Voldemort.”

She gasped and flinched at the name. “W-why do you th-think that. He was killed by Harry Potter.
W-Why would he be here?”

“The Philosopher’s Stone,” said Hermione, with comprehension dawning on her face.

“The elixir of life,” said Harry, finishing her thought. He turned to their friend who looked
even more confused than ever. “He didn’t die. They never found a body. He was weakened and lost his
powers. He’s looking for a way to come back.”

Hermione continued. “We overheard Snape and Quirrel talking about the Philosopher’s Stone being
here. Actually, Snape was threatening Quirrel, talking about the three-headed dog on the third
floor that’s guarding a trap door. Anyway, we looked up what the Philosopher’s Stone was.”

“It can turn any metal into gold, and produces the elixir of life, which can make the drinker
immortal. It could let Voldemort come back,” finished Harry.

Padma flinched again. “So why would he be killing a unicorn?”

Hermione answered, “I don’t know, but I know where we can find out.”

-

An hour later, they were in the library looking up unicorns in various books when Hermione
exclaimed, “I’ve found it!”

“Shhh,” said Harry, “Do you want us thrown out?”

“Sorry. I just got excited. It says here that drinking unicorn blood will keep someone alive no
matter how close to death they are, but it will give them a cursed half-life. I’d guess that he’s
just surviving on that until he can get his hands on the stone.”

“So what can we do about it?” asked Padma.

“Tell my Aunt.”

“But then you’ll have to admit being in the forest.”

He swore under his breath as he tried to think of a way around that. “I could tell her
about…Quirrel – not Snape!”

Comprehension dawned on Hermione’s face while confusion formed on Padma’s.

“Snape’s a mind-rapist and an evil git who should be sacked, but Quirrel’s the one working with
Voldemort,” Hermione finished his thought. “So he was trying to get past the dog – not Snape.”

“What?” said Patil. “Quirrel wouldn’t have the guts. Why would you suspect him anyway?”

Harry and Hermione looked at each other, knowing that if they explained how Harry’s invisible
scar hurt when he was with Quirrel and then when he was with Voldemort, they’d be revealing his
secret. They also knew she could tell when she was being lied to.

“Padma,” said Harry, “I won’t lie to you. The answer to that question is a secret that I can’t
tell you.”

“But you can tell Hermione?” she asked, looking offended.

“No. I figured it out.”

“How?” The smart Patil twin started thinking about Quirrel, trying to figure out why Harry
suspects him. “Is this about the headaches Harry sometimes gets in class?” Judging by how
uncomfortable her friends looked, she knew she was on the right track. “Your head hurt today, too.
So something about Quirrel and You-Know-Who gives you headaches.” She turned to Harry. “Are you a
Seer or something?”

“Something,” said Harry with a worried look on his face. “Please don’t ask more. It’s not that I
don’t trust you, it’s that I can’t tell anyone.”

“But if I figure it out like Hermione…”

“Please don’t try,” he looked at her imploringly.

Sighing, she said, “Okay. For now I won’t try to figure out your secret, but this isn’t
over.”

“Fair enough,” said Harry with a grin.

-

A few hours later, Harry was alone in Minerva’s office talking to her.

“I think there’s something wrong with Quirrel, Aunt Minnie.”

She looked surprised. “I know he’s a bit timid, but he’s a fine man.”

“That’s not what I mean. A lot of times when I’m in class with him, my head hurts here for a few
seconds.” Harry traced a lightning bolt shape on his forehead, surprising his aunt by tracing the
exact location of his erased scar.

“Your scar?”

“That’s how Hermione figured out who I am. I was rubbing it. I’ve been careful since then to
just rub my whole forehead when it happens. I feel at least a small twinge almost every class. I
thought it would go away, but it hasn’t. I was wondering if…if it could have something to do with
Voldemort.” She flinched at the name. “But I mean, there’s no reason he’d want to be here, is
there?”

Harry enjoyed watching his aunt’s face pale at that question. He knew she wouldn’t tell him the
answer to that question. “Er, I’m s-sure that you’re safe. I’ll…I’ll look into it. Be careful.”

“Thanks, Aunt Minnie.” He got up to leave, and she pulled him into a tight hug. “Don’t be alone
with him, Harry. Make sure one of your friends is with you. Try not to call any attention to
yourself in his class, and try to pretend your head’s not hurting.”

“I will, Aunt Minnie.”

As he left the office, he knew that he’d done the right thing by talking to her.

-

Harry knew that his aunt couldn’t tell Dumbledore about Quirrel without revealing their secret,
but he did notice that now Snape wasn’t the only one harassing the stuttering professor. Of course,
she was being much more subtle about it. She’d seem to appear out of thin air whenever Quirrel’s
classes were ending. She’d act friendly, but Harry could see that she was escorting him so he
couldn’t sneak off anywhere.

He also noticed that she always had her hand on her wand. That made him decide what to order for
her upcoming birthday, which would occur during Easter break. They were staying at the castle for
that, and Harry was arranging a small surprise for her.

-

As Easter break approached, Hermione seemed to get very obsessed with reviewing for their
end-of-term exams, and had just handed Harry a study schedule. He certainly didn’t want to hurt his
best friend’s feelings, but he honestly felt that they didn’t need that much time for reviewing
it.

“Hermione, thank you for this schedule,” he began.

“You’re welcome, Harry.”

“But I honestly don’t think we need to spend that much time reviewing. We’re over half-way
through next year’s books.”

“But it never hurts to be prepared.”

“I agree with you there, but I think we both know the material well enough. How about if instead
of going over our notes we quiz each other right now to see how much we need to study?”

Intrigued by the idea, Hermione agreed. Harry picked up his Potions book and went to the review
questions of one of the last chapters and asked one of them. She answered it perfectly. She then
picked a question for him out of the Herbology book, which he got right. For over an hour, they
quizzed each other on every subject they were studying, and demonstrated all the spells that came
up (they didn’t demonstrate Potions and plants) in the questions.

Finally, Harry said, “You see. I think that if we quiz each other like this every week, we’ll be
fine. I really think we should give the study schedules to our study group, though. I think we
could spend the extra time either helping them or finishing up the second year books.”

Seeing that he was right, she nodded. “I guess so. Maybe I did get a bit carried away.”

He smiled at her. “You sometimes forget how brilliant you are, but I don’t.”

She blushed at the compliment. “You’re just as brilliant…”

Shaking his head, he admitted, “Not quite, but hanging out with you has made me smarter.” For
some reason he felt like telling her how much he appreciated her. He knew she still had some
self-esteem problems from before they’d met and wanted to make sure that she knew he thought she
was brilliant.

“You are so sweet.” She hugged him and did her best not to cry at his kind words.

“It’s just the truth.”

-

When Easter break finally arrived, they decided to spend two hours per day playing games. Harry
had decided against flying around the forest, for obvious reasons, so they decided to play some
board games that Hermione had gotten her parents to send them.

On Monday, Harry, Hermione, and Padma were playing a game of Monopoly, with Hermione as banker
and Harry as property manager, when Harry voiced a concern he’d had growing for a while.

“I wonder if Quirrel knows how to get past that dog yet.”

“I don’t think he’s had the chance to try. I honestly don’t think he’s gone to the loo without
your aunt knowing.” He chuckled. “I’m more concerned about what else is guarding it. Any muggle
with a gun could get past the three-headed dog.”

“You’re right. Just shoot each head. You might want a semi-automatic weapon at least,” commented
Harry.

“What about the death curse?” suggested Padma.

“Some magical beasts might be immune. Maybe,” said Harry.

“But not to every curse,” said Hermione confidently. “I’ll bet a few ‘reducto’ curses would do
it.” She then looked at Padma and explained. “That’s a fifth-year spell that can break solid
walls.”

“Oh.”

“I hope there are worse things guarding the stone than just that monster,” said Harry.

“I’ll bet Hagrid would know, since he’s helping to guard it,” said Hermione.

“I’m sure it’s not guarded with anything we could get past,” said Padma.

“Maybe, but I’d like to make sure,” said Harry. “I’ve read about what it was like when Voldemort
was around, and would not like to experience that first hand.”

“Me neither. Why don’t we go now?” said Hermione.

-

Thirty minutes later, they found themselves standing outside Hagrid’s cabin. The windows all
were shuttered closed. Harry nervously knocked on the door.

They heard something drop on the floor, followed by a loud voice saying, “Just a minute.”

They listened to the sounds of things being moved around until finally the door opened. Hagrid’s
dog immediately started licking Harry as Hagrid said, “Hello, er, Harry McGonagall, right?” He
nodded. “Yeah, yer aunt mentioned you a couple times over de years. I was surprised yer were sorted
inter Ravenclaw, but the hat’s always right, isn’t he.” Looking at the girls, he asked, “And who
might yer be?”

“I’m Hermione Granger, and this is Padma Patil. We heard that you know about every magical
creature there is, and we have a question about one.”

They could see the half-giant blush through his beard. “Well, I do know ‘bout most o’ dem, yes.
Please come in. We’ll have a spot of tea.”

As they walked in, Harry noticed that it was very hot in there, and a large garbage can had been
put in front of the fireplace. They sat down at his table.

“So, how long have you been working here?” asked Harry, making small talk while Hagrid fiddled
around with the tea kettle.

“Almost fifty years now. Since Dumbledore talked the headmaster at that time into hiring me.
Great man, Dumbledore.”

“I’ll bet you know everything that goes on here,” said Hermione.

“Pretty much,” he answered proudly as he set out the cups of tea. “If I’d known ye were comin’
I’d a made some rock cakes.”

“We heard that there’s a three-headed dog guarding something in the castle,” said Harry.

“And we wanted to know if it’s true,” added Padma.

“How’d ye hear about Fluffy? Wait. I don’ want ter know.”

“Fluffy?”

“Well, he’s got ter have a name, don’t he?”

“How do you know his name?” asked Harry, already knowing the answer.

“He’s mine.”

“So, what’s he guarding?” asked Hermione innocently.

“Sorry. Can’ tell ya he’s guarding the Phil…can’t say what he’s guarding.”

Harry had to bite his tongue to stop himself from laughing at Hagrid’s near slip-up. He found
that he liked the rather large man, but he would never tell him a secret.

“Whatever it is must be really important for Professor Dumbledore to have trusted you to guard
it. I wonder if there’s anyone else he’s trusted as much,” said Padma.

Hagrid smiled proudly. “He’s only trusted a handful as much as me. Let’s see. He of course
trusts your aunt, Harry. He trusts Professors Sprout, Quirrel, Flitwick, an’ Snape. I understand
you’ve ‘ad some trouble wit’ him, and I admit he’s not the most pleasant bloke I ever met, but
Dumbledore trusts him. You should too. Great man, Dumbledore. They’re all guarding the…thing
they’re guarding. Of course, Dumbledore has somethin’ too. Bit excessive, if ya ask me. Ain’t
nuthin’ can get past Fluffy.”

The trio smiled broadly. Hermione decided that it would be rude to leave as soon as they got the
information they wanted. “Thanks Hagrid. So tell me, what other interesting creatures are around
here?” He then talked to them for another hour, talking about hippogriffs, thestrals, acromantulas,
and finally his favorite.

“I always wanted ter own a dragon,” he said happily as he got up and removed the large garbage
can from in front of his fireplace, “…and now I got me one.”

They looked in surprise to see something they did not expect. “Is that a dragon egg?” asked
Hermione.

“A Norwegian Ridgeback,” he said proudly.

“But your house is wooden,” Padma pointed out shakily. She seemed really frightened as she
stared at the egg like it was about to attack her, “When it hatches, it’ll burn the house down.
Dragons are dangerous!”

“Them’s seriously misunderstood creatures,” he said, shrugging the warning off.

“Thanks for the tea, but I, I’d really like to go now.” Padma looked like she wanted to run away
and really Harry didn’t blame her. He’d learned a bit about them in his old school and knew he
didn’t want to mess with one.

“It’s getting late anyway,” said Harry politely.

“I’m sorry if I scared ya, but really dragons aren’t that dangerous.”

“We’ll, we’ll take your word for it,” said Padma shakily.

“We promise not to tell anyone about your dragon,” said Hermione, “but you really should try to
find some other place for it. I’ve read that there are reserves in Romania.”

“I’m surprised you never tried to work at a dragon reserve,” said Harry.

“Charlie Weasley, one of the Weasley brothers who graduated last year, got ‘im a job workin’
with dragons right out a Hogwarts. He said the same thing ter me. But I jus’ couldn’ leave, not
wit’ the trust Dumbledore’s put in me.”

“You’ve kept the job for fifty years, Hagrid,” said Padma as she got closer to the door, “and
he’s never given you a promotion, has he?”

Hagrid’s eyes bulged out. “Er, not since me predecessor retired forty-eight years ago. I ain’t
gotten a raise either. I live here and get free meals, an’ can afford ta’ have a pint at the Hog’s
Head now and then, but I ain’t never bin able ta save any money. I wonder why?”

“Maybe it was a simple oversight,” suggested Hermione. “Anyway, we’ve got to go. Thanks for the
tea.”

“Goodbye,” said the half-giant as he sat down wondering for the first time whether Dumbledore
was a ‘great man’ or not – if he was just being used as cheap labor.

-

The trio figured that each of the teachers that were protecting the stone had set up some
barrier like Fluffy that a thief would have to get past. They decided not to ask Professor
McGonagall about her protection. They wondered about what Hagrid would do about his dragon, but
definitely didn’t want to get involved in that. Padma pointed out that if it so much as bit them,
they’d be in serious trouble. She had a cousin that had died at a dragon reserve when one got out
of control.

-

“Aunt Minnie,” said Harry a few days later, “have you heard anything from our lawyers? They’re
supposed to be conducting interviews this week.” He was in her office where she had been working
all morning until he came and knocked on her door, saying he wanted to talk to her. He was facing
the door while she was facing him.

She smiled, something few students ever saw her do, but her nephew was an exception. “Yes. As a
mater of fact, I received an owl this morning that said they’ve gotten over fifty current students
to join the class-action lawsuit. All Non-Slytherins. They won’t interview Snape’s students until
after the semester is over. Neither can believe how cruel that man is! Most parents they’ve spoken
to have sent letters, and even howlers, to Dumbledore at one time or another but have never gotten
replies.”

“That’s good news,” he said as he noticed the door glow orange. “Isn’t it about lunch time?”

“I believe you’re right,” she said, looking at her watch. “We can walk together.”

They got up, and Harry opened the door for her.

“SURPRISE!!!” shouted several students, startling the head of Gryffindor.

“Happy birthday, Aun…Professor McGonagall.”

She looked around to see some Gryffindors, like the four Weasley boys (Percy was even there –
always kissing up). Parvati Patil was there, along with Padma, Penny, and Hermione from Ravenclaw.
Hannah Abbot from Hufflepuff was there as well. There were several others there too. Harry was
surprised at the turnout. It seemed that every non-Slytherin that had stayed for the break was
there, as well as a few older Slytherins who apparently had grown to like and respect his aunt. She
was as happy as he’d ever seen her, and he suspected that she wanted to cry.

“Happy birthday, Professor,” was yelled by several students at once as she looked around. Her
classroom had been rearranged for the party. The desks were no longer there. Instead there was a
long table in the middle with chairs. It was similar to a house table from the Great Hall. Harry
had gotten the elves to bring lunch to that room. It was already on the table, along with place
settings. A cake with an unlit solitary candle was in the middle of it, and a smaller table filled
with wrapped packages was in a corner of the room.

“Thank you very much,” she said earnestly as she walked up to the table and sat down, with Harry
and Hermione on either side. They all sat down and ate lunch, and then Harry lit the candle on the
cake with his wand. “I haven’t had a birthday party in years.”

“How old are you,” asked Ron, only to get smacked in the arm by Parvati.

“It’s impolite to ask a lady’s age,” she said.

Harry had pulled out his mirror and made a quick call. “Professor McGonagall,” he said, “there
are a few other people who want to talk to you.”

He handed her the mirror and she saw Mark, Cindy, and Brianna McGonagall grinning at her. “Happy
Birthday, Aunt Minnie!” they all said together.

“Thank you,” she said, “It’s great to see you all. You knew about this?” She handed the mirror
to Harry, who turned it so they could watch Minerva easily blow out the candle after everyone sang
to her.

After the cake had been served, she went to her presents. Some of the kids had given her things
like sugar quills or other candies. Others (including Hermione) gave her a book. Percy gave her a
fancy quill, ink, and parchment set. Fred and George gave her and apple. But when she touched the
apple, it turned into a chocolate worm (like the frogs) that tried to crawl away. Harry gave her a
wand holster like his.

“That way you can draw your wand at a moment’s notice. I do recommend you practice catching with
it.”

“Thank you, Harry,” she said with a grin.

“You’re welcome.”

She’d already gotten her presents from the three people who were watching her open the presents
from Harry’s mirror so they weren’t on the table. The party went on for a little while longer with
different students wishing her a happy birthday and thanking her for help she’d given them in the
past. Just before people started to leave, a bunch of lit sparklers started floating around the
room. McGonagall looked straight at the Weasley twins with her stern teacher look.

“Should I ever find out who was responsible for those fireworks, I shall have to give the
perpetrators detention. However, they are rather lovely.”

After everybody but the trio had left, Minerva thanked them, especially Harry, who received a
hug that embarrassed him in front of his friends. His aunt said, “You should be thankful I waited
for most of the students to leave,” and gave him a kiss on the cheek.

-

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8. Elves and Dragons
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**Harry McGonagall – Chapter 8 – Elves and Dragons**

The rest of Easter break went by quickly, and soon it was Monday morning. Everyone was at
breakfast preparing for their classes to resume. Hermione was sitting next to Harry at the
Ravenclaw table when an owl flew that morning’s edition of the Daily Prophet to her.

“Anything interesting in the news?” asked Harry.

“Give me a minute,” replied Hermione as she flipped through it, scanning the article titles.
“Oh, Mrs. Brocklehurst wrote one of her C.A.R.E. articles!” She then started smiling brightly as
her eyes scanned the article. “Here, Harry! You’ll want to take a look at this!”

He took the paper from her.

“*House Elf A**buse Deterrent Law Passes Wizengamot!*

*By Wendy Brocklehurst*

*Following an article in January about the Hogwarts student organization known as C.A.R.E.
(Community Advancing the Rights of Elves), the movement to prevent the overt abuse of house elves
has grown by leaps and bounds. This brought attention to this often-overlooked issue, and has had
several positive results. One is community awareness. Another is that several Hogwarts graduates
joined the group, making it no longer just a Hogwarts club. Another direct result has just passed
the Wizengamot.*

*Moved by photos of an elf being beaten by his master in the middle of Diagon Alley, and
knowing that similar situations occur every day all across magical Europe, the head of Ministry Law
Enforcement, Madam Amelia Bones, drafted and presented a bill to make house elf abuse illegal. It
is called the House Elf Abuse Deterrent law (H.E.A.D.).*

*This was a very controversial bill among the members of old wizarding families, and had to be
edited in its recommended punishments before being passed. Originally someone found guilty of
abusing a house elf would have all of their elves taken away, lost the right to ever own another,
and served six months in Azkaban. Some members of the Wizengamot thought that too harsh of a
punishment, so a compromise was reached.*

*On the first offense, the offender is fined 1,000 Galleons. For the second offense, the
victimized elf is confiscated by the Ministry, to be given or sold to another family. On the third
offense, all of the offender’s elves are confiscated. Finally, on the fourth offense, the abuser
loses his/her right to own house elves. This is the most severe penalty that an offender will
face.*

*In the final draft of this bill, house elf abuse is defined as ‘Performing any harm to a
house elf that is still evident twelve hours later. It also added that performing unforgivable
curses, such as the cruciatus, or any dark spells, on an elf will automatically count as the fourth
offence.’*

*Even in its current form, this groundbreaking law barely passed through the Wizengamot. Madam
Longbottom, a member of both the Wizengamot and C.A.R.E., who voted for the law, stated, ‘Although
this law isn’t as tough as I would like it to be on the cowardly wizards who beat their elves, it
is a step in the right direction.’*

*Albus Dumbledore, the head of the Wizengamot (not to mention several other prestigious
titles), also voted for this law, saying that, ‘The strong have been preying on the weak for far
too long. It is time that we as a society stood up and said that we will no longer stand for
it.’*

*Only time will tell what the results of this new law will be.* *For more information on
C.A.R.E., including how to join, owl Hermione Granger (Ravenclaw) at Hogwarts.”*

“That’s great news!” said Harry excitedly.

“It’s the first law ever passed to protect the rights of elves,” agreed Hermione. “I’m sure that
in time it will lead to others with more severe penalties.”

“That is awesome!” said Padma, who was sitting next to them. She’d just read the article in her
own newspaper.

About that time, Draco Malfoy showed up at their table standing behind Hermione. Naturally, he
was flanked by his bodyguards, ‘Dumb and Dumber.’ With his usual sneer, Draco said, “I guess you
feel really important with your mudblood name dirtying the paper.”

Harry whispered to summon his old wand from its holster while Hermione and Padma got theirs
ready to be drawn in a moment. Hermione looked at Harry. “Would you please pass the jam?”

Realizing that his best friend was completely ignoring Malfoy, he replied, “Sure, Hermione.”
Once he’d given her the jam, he whispered a few incantations with his wand pointed at Draco.
Knowing Malfoy wouldn’t draw his wand in plain sight, not to mention how slowly he drew his wand
anyway, Harry put his wand back in his left holster. Harry then placed both his hands on the table
in plain view.

“Don’t pretend you didn’t hear me, you filthy mudblood!” Crabbe and Goyle sniggered.

Hermione simply spread jam on her toast and looked at her other companion. “Padma, would you
please pass the pumpkin juice?”

Grinning, she complied. “Of course, Hermione.”

As the bushy-haired Ravenclaw was pouring her juice, Malfoy’s face turned red. “You can ignore
me all you want, but it doesn’t changed the fact that you’re a filthy, attention-seeking bookworm,
you mudblood!” His stooges were now laughing loudly.

“This pumpkin juice is rather good today, isn’t it, Harry?”

While Draco’s face was turning purple, Harry said, “I do believe you’re right. We should ask the
house elves if they did something special today. They are rather clever.”

“Yes. Especially the new one that recently started here. A rather delightful one that was freed
from a particularly horrid family. I believe his name is Dobby.”

At this point the self-important Slytherin lost his temper. He’d never been so completely
ignored before. He shouted, “NO ONE IGNORES ME, YOU FILTY MUDBLOOD! THAT GOES FOR YOU, TOO! YOU
HALF-BLOOD SON OF A SQUIB!”

“Mr. Malfoy!” said Professor McGonagall, who’d started approaching the moment she noticed Malfoy
at the Ravenclaw table. “Twenty points from Slytherin for that outburst! Get back to your table
where you belong!”

“Yes, Professor!” he hissed as he took a step away. Before that step was completed, he fell to
the floor. The whole table started laughing at him. He glared at Harry’s laughing face. “You made
me fall, McGonagall! I felt a spell on my right shoe!”

“I’ve had my hands on the table since before Professor McGonagall walked up here.”

“That is true, Mr. Malfoy. You mustn’t blame other students for your own clumsiness.” Minerva
looked very upset at Draco.

“Of course you’d take his side! He’s your nephew!” shouted Draco just as Snape walked up.

“Professor McGonagall, I believe if the accused student were a member of Slytherin house, you
would at least check the wand for the last spell cast. You wouldn’t want to behave in a biased
manner, would you?” He sneered at her.

She looked at her nephew. “You can check my wand,” he said, and then whispered the password to
get his newer wand from his right holster. “Here it is.” He happily passed it to his aunt, who took
it and performed the proper spell.

“Are you satisfied, Professor Snape,” she said coldly, when the results showed that his last
spell performed had been a spell from a Transfiguration assignment.

“Perhaps one of his friends did it,” suggested Snape.

“I suppose next you’ll have me check every wand from this table,” she said angrily. “Mr. Malfoy
accused Mr. McGonagall, and it was proven that his wand did not perform any spell that could have
caused him to trip. The truth of the matter is that he didn’t have any business at this table
anyway, unless of course he was once more begging Miss Granger to date him.”

Everyone who heard that (aside from Malfoy, Crabbe, and Goyle) laughed. Harry even thought
Snape’s expression lightened momentarily. They all knew Professor McGonagall was referring to
Hermione’s explanation of the pictures of the three Slytherins kneeling before her on the Hogwarts
Express.

“I was not!” spat Draco as he took another step and fell on his face. “Harry McGonagall!” he
accused.

“You may notice, Mr. Malfoy,” said Professor McGonagall impatiently, “that I still have his wand
in my hands.” Without a word, Draco got up and carefully made his way back to the Slytherin table
while the Ravenclaws laughed hysterically.

Hermione whispered in Harry’s ear, “Did you do that with your other wand?”

He smiled and nodded.

“You did do it!” whispered Padma upon seeing Harry nod. “How?”

“Later!” he whispered.

-

“So, let me get this straight. The wand that you got in America wasn’t a perfect match, but
works fine. That’s what you used on Draco’s shoes today.”

“Right,” answered Harry. It was later that day, and the trio was in a quiet corner of Ravenclaw
Tower.

“But you decided to keep the extra wand a secret. That way if someone disarmed you, you could
surprise them.”

“Exactly,” affirmed Hermione.

“And Professor McGonagall and Hermione are the only ones here at Hogwarts that know about
it.”

“And I only know because I was at his birthday party when his dad gave him the two wand
holsters.”

“And you quickly caught on that he wasn’t telling anybody else about the second wand.”

“Exactly.”

Padma turned to Harry. “Do you think your aunt suspects you?”

Harry’s cheeks turned pink as a smile crossed his face. “I’m sure she does, but she won’t tell
for two reasons. One is that she wants me to have that extra protection and wouldn’t ruin that over
a small prank of making that idiot’s shoes slippery. The second is that she knows Malfoy deserves
it. She only wishes he’d give her excuses to have him in detention more often than she already
does.”

The girls giggled. “I guess that makes sense,” said Padma.

-

It was a few weeks after that when Harry decided he wanted to find out what Hagrid was doing
about the dragon. He’d had a nightmare about a huge dragon getting loose and going after him, so he
wanted reassurance that the dragon was still under control.

“I will NOT go to Hagrid’s hut while there’s a dragon there, whether the egg is hatched or not!”
Padma made her feelings on the subject very clear when Harry brought up the idea. “I don’t blame
you for having a nightmare about it, but I think the solution is to get as far away from dragons as
possible!”

“I’ll go with you, Harry,” volunteered Hermione. “I’d like to make sure he’s getting rid of
it.”

-

Fifteen minutes later found Harry knocking on Hagrid’s door with Hermione standing beside him.
The windows were still covered with blankets.

“Maybe he’s not home. Perhaps we should’ve owled first,” said Hermione.

Before Harry could reply, Hagrid’s voice came from inside. “Who is it?”

“It’s Harry McGonagall and Hermione Granger,” Harry answered.

A moment later the door opened and Fang attacked Harry with his tongue. Once Hagrid’s dog had
calmed down, he looked around to see Hagrid, two redheads, and a big box. “Hi, Ron,” he said,
recognizing the smaller redhead. The other one appeared to be about eighteen.

“Hi, Harry, Hermione,” said the Gryffindor. “Hagrid mentioned that you knew about Norbert. This
is my brother, Charlie, by the way.”

“It’s a pleasure to meet you,” said Hermione politely.

“Good to meet you, too.”

Suddenly the box started shaking a bit. “Is, is your dragon in there, Hagrid?” asked Harry.

“Yeah. See, I had Ron write Charlie about Norbert, that’s what ‘is name is, an’ so we’re takin’
‘im to Romania. I’m goin’ with Charlie, but first we’re sneakin’ Norbert up ter the Astronomy Tower
where some friends of his will meet us. Charlie feels that I might bring attention ter them if I
traveled with them, so he came all the way here ter help. We’ll be flyin’ there tomorrow an’ I’ll
get ter work with dragons.” Hagrid smiled dumbly as though he had just fallen in love.

Hermione looked at Hagrid with her brow furrowed. “Er, how are you flying? I know that flying
carpets are illegal, and, er, aren’t you, er, a bit too big for brooms?”

Hagrid chuckled. “Yer right on both counts. I bin too big ter ride a broom since I was twelve.
I’ll be ridin’ a enchanted motorcycle that can fly, and become invisible.”

Harry’s eyes went wide. “You have a flying motorcycle! That’s incredible! I once dreamed…er,
that I owned one.” He was going to say he’d dreamed of riding one, but then he remembered that
according to Aunt Minnie, Hagrid had carried him on a flying motorcycle to his relatives’ house,
and so this was probably the very bike.

“My dad enchanted a car to fly,” commented Ron. “My mum would have a fit if she knew.”

“Really?” said Hermione with a worried expression. “You know, that’s illegal.”

“Don’t worry. Our dad wrote that law, and made sure he had a way around it,” said Charlie
proudly.

“But…” said Hermione until Harry changed the subject.

“So, how long have you had the motorcycle?”

“Oh, almost eleven years. Ever since…since.” The half-giant looked like he wanted to cry. “Ne’er
mind. This is a happy day. Can I offer you some tea and rock cakes?”

After a quick signal from Ron, Harry said, “Just tea. I’m full.”

“Me, too,” said Hermione.

“Yer don’ know what yer missin.’”

Not wanting a conversation about the merits of eating rock cakes, Charlie asked, “You never told
me much about the guy you won Norbert from. If he’s stealing eggs, we have to keep an eye out for
him. What did he look like?”

“Er, well, it’s hard ter say. Yeh see, he wouldn’ take his cloak off.” He saw the three kids
look stunned and raised his eyebrows. “It’s not that unusual, yeh get a lot o’ funny folk in the
Hog’s Head. I never saw his face, he kept his hood up.”

“So, what did you talk about?” asked Hermione.

“Mostly me job here at Hogwarts. He wanted ter make sure I could take care of the dragon…So I
told him, after Fluffy, a dragon would be easy…”

Harry and Hermione’s eyebrows raised at that news. They exchanged frightened looks for a moment,
and then Harry cleared his throat. “Did he – did he seem interested in Fluffy?”

“Well- yeah – how many three-headed dogs d’yeh meet, even around Hogwarts? So I told him,
Fluffy’s a piece o’ cake if yeh know how to calm him down, jus’ play him a bit o’ music an’ he’ll
go straight off ter sleep.” Hagrid suddenly looked horrified. “I shouldn’ta told yeh that!” he
blurted out.

“You shouldn’t have told a stranger in a pub that either,” blurted Harry.

“Er, I suppose so, but what’s the harm? He’s not tryin’ ter get the…thing Fluffy’s guardin’ er,
yer don’t think.” He suddenly looked much more worried.

“I don’t know, Hagrid,” said Hermione.

-

The rest of the visit went by in a blur for Harry. Ron and Charlie questioned Hagrid about
Fluffy and what he was guarding, and they said their goodbyes to Hagrid. He did talk about how much
he’d miss Hogwarts. As soon as they got back to their common room, Padma questioned them about
their visit.

“Norbert’s leaving tonight, along with Hagrid,” answered Hermione.

“And Voldemort probably knows how to get past Fluffy. That blabbermouth told him.”

“What?”

After they explained, Padma agreed that it probably was Voldemort or one of his servants. “So
why hasn’t he gone after the stone, yet?” she asked.

“I don’t know,” said Harry with his head down.

“Dumbledore,” answered Hermione.

“What?” asked the other two together.

“Honestly,” sighed Hermione. “He may not be a good headmaster – I mean who would keep Voldemort
bait in a school full of children – but he is a powerful wizard. According to all the books I’ve
read, he’s the only one Voldemort ever feared.”

“He’s obviously paying a lot more attention to the stone than his job,” agreed Harry.

“So, you’re saying the stone’s safe as long as Dumbledore’s here,” concluded Padma.

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9. Facing the Two-Face
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**Harry McGonagall – Chapter 9 – Facing the Two-Face**

At breakfast the next morning, the trio noticed that both Hagrid and Charlie Weasley were
sitting at the head table, along with a woman they’d never seen before. Professor Dumbledore stood
up and made an announcement that shocked most of the students.

“Today, I’m afraid that I must inform you all that Rubeus Hagrid, keeper of keys and grounds
here at Hogwarts for nearly fifty years, has decided to leave us.”

Harry noticed that Dumbledore was looking straight at him and so he made sure his Occlumency
shields were up. Despite the twinkle in his eyes, both Harry and Hermione knew he was displeased,
though Harry was glad the headmaster didn’t attempt to read his mind.

“Those of you who know Hagrid will probably recall that he has always wanted a pet dragon. Now
his dream will come true in a way. He has been offered a position at a dragon reserve in Romania
and has accepted. Mr. Charlie Weasley has been working at the same reserve for nearly a year and
will be escorting him. They’ll be leaving an hour after breakfast, and therefore the first classes
of the day have been cancelled to allow you all a chance to say goodbye to our friend.” He turned
to Hagrid, who appeared on the verge of tears. “We wish you the best of luck. Hogwarts won’t quite
be the same without you.”

The whole school (except for the Slytherins) applauded. When the applause subsided, Albus
motioned to the unidentified woman at the table. “This is Madam Grubbly. She will be taking over
Hagrid’s duties. We were fortunate that she was willing to come on such short notice. Let’s give
her a warm welcome.”

-

After breakfast, several students, including Harry, Hermione, Padma, and the Weasleys gathered
around Hagrid to wish him well. After he’d greeted them all by name, Hagrid said, “Goodbye, all a
ya! Don’ go wand’rin’ ‘round the Forbidden Forest alone. Good luck on yer exams.”

A few tears started falling down the half-giant’s face into his beard. He turned around and
walked out the entrance hall while most of his well-wishers followed. Harry gasped when he saw that
the motorcycle was parked just outside the door, with a Nimbus 2000 beside it. Charlie Weasley
mounted the broom as Hagrid got on the motorcycle.

Harry was having a bit of a flashback to the day he rode it, but didn’t show any outward sign of
it. He smiled as both men began rising in the air and waved like everyone else until they
disappeared before leaving the grounds so that no muggle would accidentally see them. The kids then
turned around and walked back into the school.

-

Time passed quickly after that, with the trio double-checking the third-floor corridor for
Fluffy every few days, but concentrating mostly on preparing for the end of year exams. They
glanced at Dumbledore with relief at every meal, knowing that Voldemort probably wouldn’t go after
the stone that day. While Harry and Hermione didn’t have to spend much time reviewing that
material, they did spend quite a bit of time helping their study group.

-

On Mother’s Day, Harry and Hermione both decided to call their mothers on their mirrors. Each
had arranged for a gift to be sent.

“Happy Mother’s Day!”

“Thank you, Harry,” Cindy said with a smile. “I love your gift. So does Brianna.”

“Don’t tell me you’re giving her the chocolates, mom,” he said, “I got them for you!”

“Alright, Harry. I won’t tell you.”

“That’s better,” he said with a smirk. Then he looked at her with a more serious expression on
his face. “I miss you.” It was the first Mother’s Day he could remember that he didn’t spend with
Cindy McGonagall.

She sniffed. “I miss you, too, honey. The rest of us are going out to dinner later, and your
sister volunteered to eat an extra dessert as a tribute to you, to show that you belong there,
too.”

Harry chuckled. “Tell her to eat an extra vegetable instead.”

“Actually, I told her that if she eats an extra vegetable, then she can have the extra
dessert.”

-

The exams came and went, and both were confident that they’d done well. Harry was convinced he’d
fail Potions anyway and therefore kept a sample of his final potion that he gave to Professor
Flitwick immediately after class. Hermione did the same thing. They gave it to their head of house
instead of Professor McGonagall so that no one could say that Harry’s aunt was cheating.

-

They went to lunch after their last exam and received a shock. Professor Dumbledore wasn’t
there.

“He could simply be busy in his office,” said Padma.

“Or checking on the stone,” added Hermione.

“He never missed a meal to do that before,” said Harry.

“Maybe we should find out where he is,” suggested Hermione, “Just to be certain.”

Taking a deep breath, Harry said, “We’ll ask Aun-Professor McGonagall after lunch.”

“I can’t believe you’re still not used to calling her a professor,” said Padma.

“She’s been my Aunt Minnie my whole life. She’s only been my teacher for a year,” he said
defensively.

They continued eating until they were finished with their sandwiches, and waited for Minerva to
get up from the head table. When she finally did, the trio accosted her as she was leaving the
Great Hall.

“Hello, Harry, Hermione, and Padma. What can I do for you?”

“Hi,” said Harry, now suddenly getting nervous. “We, er, wanted to know where Professor
Dumbledore is.”

She looked confused. “I was under the impression that you don’t like him very much. Why do you
want to know that? Are you three planning some sort of prank?”

“No,” said Hermione immediately. “We just wanted to know that he’s still at the castle, so that
we know that he’s guarding the school. We may not like him, but he is a powerful wizard.”

Minnie’s face went a bit pale at the word, ‘guarding.’ “I’m afraid he was called upon by the
Ministry of Magic, and for some reason he decided to ride a broomstick all the way to London rather
than use the direct floo connection in his office…or make a portkey. He could have even flown to
Hogsmeade and apparated from there. He seems to be experiencing his fifth youth. Rumor has it that
he used to be a Quidditch player when he was a student.” She sighed. “In any case, we can’t expect
him back until tomorrow.”

The three students paled. Harry said, “Can we talk to you alone, now?”

“Certainly. We’ll go to my office.”

They walked quietly down the halls, into the transfiguration classroom, and into her office.
Once the door was closed and warded against eavesdroppers, Harry spoke. “We think that Quirrel is
going to try to steal the Philosopher’s Stone tonight.”

The Professor’s eyes bulged out as she stared at the trio. “How do you know about the
stone?”

All three looked uncomfortable. Hermione finally spoke. “We overheard Snape arguing with Quirrel
about it once.”

“When? Where were they discussing it?” At the uncomfortable looks they were giving, Minnie said,
“Never mind. I don’t want to know.”

“Thank you, Aunt Minnie.”

“I believe that students should be able to come forward with important information without fear
of reprisal. You’d be surprised how many times Madam Pomfrey has to waste a week figuring out a
student’s ailment when they could have simply told her what bit them, and she’d have cured them in
fifteen minutes. They go through all that suffering simply to avoid punishment.” She smiled
slightly. “They don’t realize that they’re actually punishing themselves far worse than the staff
or even their parents would.”

“But what about the stone?” asked Padma.

Sighing heavily, Minerva got a determined look in her eyes. “As Deputy Headmistress, it is my
duty to defend the school. I shall check on the protections. If Professor Quirrel is going to try
getting past them, it’ll be tonight.”

“You can’t go alone, Aunt Minnie.”

“The rest of the staff members will need to patrol the rest of the castle. I can’t ask the
prefects or the…”

“We’ll go with you,” said Harry.

“You most certainly will not, young man!” she said sharply, but then gave a half-smile. “But
thanks for the offer.”

“We’ll sneak after you anyway,” said Harry, “and you know it!”

“This way you can watch us,” said Padma. Although she had a fear of dragons, she wasn’t afraid
of much else.

“We can stay behind you and run off for help if you need it,” said Hermione.

Minerva closed her eyes and stated calmly, “No. I cannot allow you to come with me. Endangering
any student is unacceptable, especially my own nephew.” She was looking at Harry. “I want your word
that you won’t leave Ravenclaw Tower tonight. Do I have to hex you to keep you there?” She smirked.
“Perhaps Mr. Filch has some manacles I could borrow for the evening.”

“Aunt Minnie!”

“You know I couldn’t do that,” she said. “Your father would never forgive me. Then where would I
spend Christmas?”

“Fine, you don’t have to hex us,” said Harry, looking defeated.

She looked at the two girls. “Does that go for you two as well?”

“Yes, Ma’am,” they both said at once.

“Good.”

“Oh, by the way,” said Harry, “Hagrid told a stranger at the Hogg’s Head, not to mention us,
that the way to get past Fluffy is by playing him music. It’ll make him go right to sleep. He may
also have put that in the Daily Prophet. See you later.”

“How did you know about…” said Minerva as the kids headed for the door. “Thanks for the tip.
Good day.”

-

As soon as they left the office, Harry pulled the girls into an empty classroom. “I said she
didn’t have to hex us, but I didn’t say I wouldn’t follow her.”

“You’re going to follow her?” asked Hermione, looking surprised.

“I have to. She’s my aunt. What if something happens to her? Someone has to help.

“Then I’m going, too,” declared Padma, folding her arms across her chest.

Taking a deep breath, Hermione said, “Me, too.”

-

They spent the rest of the day outside, trying to convince each other that they weren’t nervous.
Just before dinner, Harry decided to call his sister.

“Hi, Harry,” she said from her mirror. “What’s up?”

“I just thought I’d call you and gloat that I finished all my exams before lunch, so I’ll be
able to relax next week while you’re taking your tests.”

“Yeah? Well, you’ll have to start earlier than me next year.” She then smiled. “How’s the
lawsuit going? I want that creep out of there before I start.”

“You have a whole year before you start,” said Harry, “but hopefully Snape’ll be gone before
September. The last I heard is that once that greasy git turns in his final grades, he and
Dumbledore’ll find out about the lawsuit and the current students will be interviewed, including
the Slytherins. I hope I get to see the look on their faces when they realize that their praise of
Snape will actually go against him.”

“I hope that DumbOldDork doesn’t try to cheat to get out of it. Isn’t he the head of that
WiseIdiotGambit or something?”

Chuckling, Harry said, “The Wizengamot. According to our lawyer, he won’t be able to participate
in it because as headmaster he’d have a conflict of interest. Besides, he’ll be on trial as well.
He’s going to be called upon to testify what a great guy Snape is after we have over fifty
witnesses show memories proving what a jerk Snake, I mean Snape, really is. It should demonstrate
that he’s either going senile or doesn’t actually do his job as headmaster – making sure that the
school has good teachers. They’ll also question him about a lot of other things he’s done that
weren’t for the good of the school.”

“So do you think Aunt Minnie will be headmistress?” she asked excitedly.

With a smile he said, “Probably, but unfortunately, that doesn’t mean we’ll run the school. It
does mean that the school will be much better. We won’t have the Slytherins cheating their way to
the house cup anymore. I heard that they’ve won it every year since Snape started. Good thing Aunt
Minnie hasn’t let him cheat this year. Unless things change next week, Ravenclaw’s winning.
Gryffindor would’ve been ahead if they’d done well with Quidditch, but their Seeker is
terrible.”

“And next year Ravenclaw’s gonna have a great Seeker.”

He smiled. “I hope so.”

-

Although Harry’s conversation with Brianna was distracting, as soon as he hung up, his
nervousness returned. He didn’t even notice that his sister actually didn’t bring up Hermione for
once.

Dinner was very subdued, and Harry decided that he’d rather face Voldemort than wait to face
Voldemort. He looked at his two close friends and could easily see how worried they were. He looked
at the staff table to see that his aunt appeared distracted as well. Without being obvious, he
glanced at Professor Quirrel, who was glancing at his watch every few seconds. Professor McGonagall
was the first teacher to rise from the head table after dinner. It was almost a relief to see her
leave the table. The fact that Quirrel got up right after her and all but ran out the other way
wasn’t lost to Harry. He wished they could run after him immediately, but didn’t want his aunt to
see them following.

-

“Did you see Quirrel rush out of the Great Hall?” asked Padma as soon as the three of them were
alone. They’d left the hall right after Quirrel and Minerva.

“Yes, I did,” said Hermione with a determined expression on her face. “It means we don’t have
much time. We’ve got to get to the third-floor corridor without getting caught.”

“But how…” said Padma, before being interrupted.

“Now what would three young Ravenclaws such as yourselves be doing wandering the corridors in
the opposite direction of your dormitory after dinner?” said Severus Snape. “One might think that
you’re up to something.”

“We have every right to be here,” said Harry coldly. “It’s not after curfew.” He then walked
right past him, with the girls following closely.

“You shouldn’t…” said Hermione.

“We have every right to be here and he can’t do anything,” Harry cut her off.

“But now he’s specifically mad at us,” said Padma.

“He’s probably just in a snit because he misses his boyfriend Albus.”

Both girls snorted. “Come on,” said Harry, “We need to hurry up.”

“And make sure Snape’s not following us,” added Hermione.

“Nor anyone else,” came a male voice from a nearby classroom.

“What? Who?” said Padma as two twin redheads emerged in front of them.

“By the way,” said Fred Weasley, “Snape isn’t following you. He’s on his way to the
dungeons.”

“Which leads us to the question,” said George.

“Where are you three going?”

“We saw you following Professor McGonagall.”

“Who is following Professor Quirrel and someone called Tom Riddle into the forbidden third floor
corridor.”

“Tom Riddle?” asked Harry.

“Yes. Take a look.”

“From the map it appears he’s riding piggyback.”

Harry looked at the Marauder’s Map and saw that the two names were next to each other so that
they had to be incredibly close. Harry wondered if Tom Riddle was a Death Eater that had somehow
snuck into the castle or a Slytherin like Draco Malfoy that was helping Quirrel.

“I wonder if Tom Riddle could be another name for…never mind,” said Hermione.

“What?” asked Harry and Padma together.

“What if Tom Riddle were Voldemort’s real name?” She looked at them nervously. “I mean, I doubt
anybody named their baby ‘Voldemort.’ It’s probably just a title he made up.”

“Hmm,” said Harry. “I don’t know. It’d make sense if Quirrel’s possessed like we think he is.
We’ll find out when we get there, I suppose.”

“You-Know-Who’s involved in this?” asked George.

Taking a deep breath, Harry said, “DumbOldDork’s keeping a Philosopher’s Stone at Hogwarts…”

“In the forbidden corridor,” guessed Fred.

“Exactly,” said Hermione. “One of the things it does is provide the elixir of life. If Voldemort
gets it, he can come back. We have reason to believe Voldemort is possessing Quirrel.”

“Can I see the map,” asked Padma, fascinated with the idea of a map that shows everyone in the
castle. She’d heard of it from her friends but never saw it. She walked up to Harry, who was
holding it and looked at their position. She saw Fred Weasley, George Weasley, Padma Patil,
Hermione Granger, and…

“No,” Harry said, closing it a moment too late.

She looked up at him with a shocked expression on her face. “Har…Harry Potter? I thought…”

“I was adopted. I didn’t even know until about a year ago. Don’t tell anyone.”

“You’re not a seer. You can sense him. Where’s your scar?”

“A muggle surgery when I was a baby covered it up. My aunt transfigured my hair color about the
same time. Nobody but my family and the four of you know.”

“Not even Dumbledore?” asked Padma, still a bit shocked.

“No. He left me on the doorstep of some hideous relatives that Aunt Minnie had watched all day.
She already knew that they wanted nothing to do with my parents from Lily Potter. Aunt Minnie took
me from there because she didn’t think they were good people at all, or that I’d be welcome in
their home. Dumbledore didn’t even bother to find out. He left me there despite what Aunt Minnie
told him about them.”

“She kidnapped you,” said Padma with a smirk.

“So did Dumbledore. He wasn’t my guardian. He didn’t have the right to say who would raise
me.”

“That’s an interesting way of looking at it,” said Hermione. “I wonder what the Potters’ wishes
were.”

“It doesn’t even matter,” said Harry. “The McGonagalls are my family. I wouldn’t give them up no
matter what the Potters’ wishes were.” He looked back to Padma, “So will you keep my secret?”

“Yes.” She then took a deep breath. “I suppose this means I need to learn occlumency.”

“Yes, if you don’t mind,” said Harry. “In the mean time, don’t look Dumbledore or Snape in the
eyes.”

“Or Quirrel and whoever’s with him,” added Hermione.

“So are we going?” asked Fred.

“I don’t remember inviting you two,” said Harry.

“But if you want to get there undetected.”

“You need the map.”

“And we go with the map.”

“Fine,” said Harry, “We don’t have time to argue. Let’s go.”

-

When they got to the room with Fluffy, the twins commented that both Quirrel and Minerva were
off the map. After opening that door, they found that the three-headed dog was asleep with a harp
on the floor and saxophone floating in the air. The sax was playing a song Harry didn’t know, but
recognized from an old movie. They walked to the trap door and easily opened it. Apparently Aunt
Minnie had moved the dog away from the door.

Harry looked down where the trap door led. He couldn’t see anything. “I, er, guess I’ll have to
take a leap of faith.” He jumped down and landed with a funny, muffled sort of thump on something
soft. It seemed like some sort of a plant to him. He was still trying to figure out what kind it
was when Hermione landed nearby.

“This plant seems familiar,” she commented.

“It’s grabbing me!” Harry exclaimed as Padma landed.

“The plant is moving,” said Hermione. “This has got to be…”

As Fred landed nearby, the three first-years exclaimed together, “Devil’s Snare!”

“Really?” asked Fred as his twin landed. By this time the first years were being wrapped up.

“We need to relax,” admonished Hermione, and suddenly she fell through.

“Hermione?” called Harry.

“Just relax,” came her voice from below. At that moment, all four of the students on the plant
did just that, causing themselves to fall to the ground.

“Don’t you think,” said Fred.

“That was a bit too easy,” said George.

“To be guarding something from.”

“You-Know-Who?”

“Hmm,” said Harry. “Probably. I’m sure there are harder challenges than that up ahead. This
way.” Harry pointed down a stone passageway, which was the only way forward.

After walking down the long corridor, they came into a room where they could hear a soft
rustling and clinging sound. It had a very high ceiling, and contained three broomsticks. Above
them were several jewel-bright birds, and ahead was a large wooden door.

“Do you think they’ll attack us if we cross the room?” asked Padma.

“We’ll fight them,” said Fred.

“If they do,” said George. Both of the twins took out their wands, and the others did the
same.

Harry ran across the room, and surprisingly, nothing attacked him. He found the door locked, and
“Alohomora,” didn’t open it.

He tried to stick his wand under the door to summon the hinges, but there wasn’t enough room.
“Now what?” he exclaimed,

“Well, we could blast,” said George.

“The door in,” said Fred.

“What about the birds?” asked Hermione. “They can’t just be here for decoration.”

Harry took a closer look at the birds and realized, “They’re not birds! They’re keys!”

“Which one’s the correct one?” asked Padma.

Harry pointed his wand skyward. “Accio correct key!” Nothing happened. “It was worth a shot,”
said Harry, shrugging his shoulders as Padma and Hermione forced themselves not to smile.

“I guess we’ll have to,” said Fred.

“Fly after it,” said George, looking at the brooms.

“That’s got to be it,” said Padma, pointing at one with a bended wing.

“I’ll catch it,” said Harry as he mounted a broom. The twins mounted the other two as the winged
keys started moving quickly toward the fliers. It reminded Harry a horror movie where birds were
attacking everybody.

Fred and George pointed their wands at the flying keys and some sort of light gray liquid
sprayed out of the wands at the keys. Each one slowed down when it got hit until it finally fell to
the floor with a thud. They were careful not to hit Harry or the correct key. The result was that
there were a lot fewer of them to avoid. Pushing the remaining keys aside, he flew directly at the
correct one and grabbed it. As he was headed down toward the door, the twins shot the last of the
keys.

“Excellent,” said Fred.

“You’ve done something Gryffindor’s Seeker.”

“Could never do.”

“What?” asked Harry, “Catch something?”

“What did you spray at those keys?” asked Hermione.

“We modified the water spell to spray,” said George.

“A type of quick-drying muggle cement,” said Fred.

They landed and Harry stuck the key in the door. The twins carried the brooms with them as they
walked into the next room. What they saw was a shock.

They were in a large square room with stone walls, floor, and ceiling. There was no door beside
the one they were in. When the door behind them closed, the walls seemed to spin around, but the
floor was unaffected. When the walls stopped spinning, they couldn’t see any door in the room.

In the middle of the room, however, two figures were battling with wands. A green beam of light
shot out of Quirrel’s wand, aimed at Harry’s aunt. She dodged and shot a red spell at her opponent,
who produced a shield, laughing, “You’ll never have the courage to do what is necessary!”

Not saying a word, she pointed her wand at Quirrel yet again. Only this time, his purple turban
started changing shape.

“What is this?” said Quirrel desperately, as he reached for the turban, which had just completed
its transfiguration into cactus. “OOoouuuuccchhh!” he shouted as his hand got wounded.

“GET IT OFF!” hissed a voice from the back of the defense teacher’s head as the group of
students watched from a corner.

“Yes, master!” he cried and grabbed the cactus-cap with both hands as he screamed in agony.
Blood began running down his face and arms as he screamed in pain. Just as he got the cactus off
his head, his robes caught fire.

He threw the cactus toward Minerva (who ducked out of the way) and pulled his robe off, throwing
it in the direction of the, “Children.” The voice that spoke came from a bleeding face with red
eyes that was on the back of Quirrel’s head.

“What?” said Minerva as she glanced in their direction.

Another green blast of magic shot toward Professor McGonagall, who saw it just in time to
conjure a brick in front of her. The spell hit the brick, which exploded into her face, knocking
her unconscious in the process. As she fell to the floor, Harry looked into Voldemort’s eyes and
felt his invisible scar hurt at the moment he also felt a Legilimens attack.

His shields held as he concentrated with everything he had. He somehow felt he couldn’t turn
away. He decided to distract him. “Voldemort, I presume?”

“You dare to speak my name?” he hissed.

“Would you prefer Tom Riddle?”

“Crucio!” As Harry writhed on the floor, Voldemort shouted, “Don’t ever use that filthy muggle
name!” At that moment, his wand was hit with a blast from Hermione and the curse stopped. He turned
his wand on the ceiling above them all and blasted it. Huge stones were falling toward Harry’s
friends, but all he could think about was stopping this monster before he killed everyone.

He pointed his wand at Voldemort/Quirrel, who fired a cutting hex at his right hand, cutting his
hand and causing him to drop his wand before he could hex Voldemort. “Ha! Now watch me kill your
friends!”

The other kids had managed to move out of the way while Harry was losing his wand, and were on
their feet to Harry’s right. Voldemort/Quirrel pointed his wand at Hermione while Harry whispered,
“Old Sparks.” His original wand came into his left hand. He pointed it at the two-faced monster and
whispered, “Accio wand!”

The wand left Quirrel’s hand before he could fire a spell at Hermione. “I’ll kill you with my
bare hands!” The possessed professor ran toward the eleven-year-old boy with his hands reaching
out.

Harry pointed both wands at the monster, who didn’t stop. “This is your last chance,
Quirrdemort! I have your wand. Give up!”

“NEVER!” he shouted as he felt spells hitting him from behind. Quirrel screamed in pain but
Voldemort didn’t care. Voldemort’s spirit had the power to keep his victim moving as long as he was
alive, so stupefy and body-bind hexes wouldn’t work completely. They’d only slow him down.

By the time Quirrdemort reached Harry, he fell onto him, knocking the wands out of the boy’s
hands, and touching his skin in the process. “Ahhh!!!! What is this magic?” Quirrel screamed as his
hands began burning. “Why can’t I touch you, boy?”

At the same time, the pain in Harry’s forehead got too great and he instinctively grabbed his
forehead with his left hand as he closed his eyes for a moment. He let go of his forehead and
punched Quirrel’s face, burning half-way through it in the process. He then reached around to the
Voldemort-side and started touching that face, which caused it to burn as well. Within about a
minute, Quirrdemort’s body was ashes, and a spector-like form of Voldemort flew through Harry’s
body, causing him to fall unconscious as the others watched in horror.

-

“That bloody stone should never have been here in the first place!”

Harry, who had just heard his aunt’s voice, opened his eyes, seeing a very blurry world. He
could feel that he was on a bed and found an end table where he felt his glasses.

“But, Minerva, Hogwarts is the safest…”

“Poppycock! You-Know-Who has been inside this castle all year!”

He saw his aunt lying on the bed next to his, arguing with the headmaster. Her face was bruised,
and it only made her look scarier as she glared at the headmaster.

“I believe we can save this conversation for another time, Minerva, as your nephew has just
awakened.” He then looked at Harry with his grandfatherly smile. “Good morning Mr. McGonagall. I
hope you’re felling well.”

“A bit tired, but I’ll be fine, sir.”

“I’m sure you’ll want to talk to your aunt,” said the headmaster as he walked toward the door.
“I’ll leave you to it.”

“Harry,” said Aunt Minnie after casting privacy spells around the room, “I distinctly remember
telling you not to follow me, and you not only ignored me, but brought the Weasley twins as well.”
Harry opened his mouth. “Hermione already said you hadn’t promised, but that’s just a technicality.
The point is that you could have died because you disobeyed. Don’t do it again.”

“Yes, Aunt Minnie.”

“That being said, you did an excellent job.” Harry smiled at her. “The others told me what
happened.” She took a deep breath. “The official story of how Quirrel died is that I shot a flaming
hex at him while he was attacking you. No one here suspects your true identity, although
You-Know-Who probably does. Fortunately, I don’t believe that he’s in contact with anybody else for
now. That may change at some point and your identity will become public. I suggest you enjoy the
time until then.”

“Yes, Aunt Minnie.”

She frowned. “I understand that that monster put you under the cruciatus curse.” He simply
frowned and nodded. “How do you feel now?”

He shrugged his shoulders. “Just tired and a bit sore.”

“Then make sure you rest.”

“I’ve got a question, Aunt Minnie, before I go back to sleep.”

“What’s that?”

“That room where we found you. What sort of obstacle was that? We couldn’t see any exit.”

She smiled. “That was one of my more brilliant ideas, if I do say so myself. You may have
noticed that the other obstacles were relatively easy.”

“Yes. I thought so, too.”

“That’s because Professor Dumbledore suggested what obstacles they make, and the others did so
without question. I, on the other hand, came up with my own defense after he suggested that I
transfigure a chess board to guard it. I thought that was ridiculous. Chess is a very common game
that many people, even muggles, know how to play. The pieces aren’t that brilliant either. Anyone
who made the effort to learn how to play chess properly could beat them. Even if they couldn’t, the
previous obstacle provided three brooms with which to fly over the chess board. By the way, that’s
how we got back up to the third floor – with those brooms.”

“So what was your obstacle?”

“The doors were transfigured into solitary bricks that looked just like the others. The other
bricks were charmed to never transfigure. The only way to get out of the room was to pick the
correct brick and perform a spell that I invented on it. Quirrel couldn’t figure it out, so that’s
why I caught up with him there.”

He smiled approvingly at his aunt. “Brilliant.”

“Thank you, Harry. Oh, by the way, your wands are in their proper holsters.”

“Thanks.”

“Oh, and I’ve started your friend Padma Patil in occlumency lessons.”

She soon removed the privacy charms, and Poppy examined Harry and insisted that he stay for a
few more days. About an hour after he woke, his friends that had accompanied him for the adventure
visited him.

He found out that Aunt Minnie had given points to both Ravenclaw and Gryffindor over the events
that had transpired, and that Ravenclaw was still in the lead for the House Cup.

Harry was still in the hospital wing when he received his grades. He and Hermione had matching
report cards. ‘Outstandings’ in everything but Potions, where they received ‘Acceptables.’

“I hope he didn’t hurt himself giving us passing grades,” said Harry, who knew that they’d both
earned O’s in that subject as well.

“But this will ruin my record,” she said with a panicked expression.

“It’ll be that ba…”

“Harry!”

“That jerk’s last mistake as a professor! Don’t forget that Flitwick has our final potions as
well.”

-

The lawyers informed Harry by letter on the day of the end of term feast that he’d be needed a
week after term ended for an interview about Snape and also on the first week of August for the
trial. It was therefore decided that he’d spend the first week of summer with Minerva, and then go
back home to America.

A week later, the Grangers would visit them for two weeks, and they’d see all the sights in the
Chicago area. Harry’s dad was taking two of his four vacation weeks (he didn’t get the whole summer
off this year) at that time so they could enjoy the time together. Harry was really looking forward
to showing (or dragging) Hermione around Six Flags Great America for two days, among several other
things.

His whole family would come to England for the trial and stay for two weeks (the rest of his
dad’s vacation) and then his dad would go back home to work while the rest of the family stayed two
more weeks until Harry boarded the Hogwarts Express to begin his second year.

Harry was released from the hospital wing just in time to go to the Leaving Feast, where
Ravenclaw did win the house cup as predicted. Everyone except the Slytherins seemed to be thrilled
about that. After the delightful feast was over, he went back to Ravenclaw Tower looking forward to
a good night’s sleep, only to find a party.

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Please review. Thank you to those who have. Sorry I took so long posting this chapter.

Why didn’t Dumbledore portkey, floo, or apparate to the Ministry and then come right back five
minutes later? Dumbledore said that the owl Hermione sent and he, “must have crossed in midair,”
indicating that he rode a broom (or possibly a beast such as a hippogriff or thestral) to London
and back. It seems that he purposely wanted to be away from the castle as long as possible.

Assuming Grubbly-Plank is a hyphenated married name, I decided she’s not married yet, so I used
Grubbly as her maiden name.



10. Going Home
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Harry Potter and all characters, etc. belong to J.K. Rowling, not me.

**Harry McGonagall – Chapter 10 – Going Home**

Harry awoke the next morning, still very tired from the celebration the night before. It had
been decades since Ravenclaw won the house cup. He smiled as he got up and showered quickly. He
still had to pack. He decided that he wanted to ride the Hogwarts Express with his friends, so Aunt
Minnie would meet him at Platform Nine and Three Quarters.

-

Hermione was sitting with Padma at the Ravenclaw table, working on a half-finished omelet when
she heard someone running toward her and turned, seeing her best friend practically jump onto the
table.

“Good morning, Hermione, Padma,” he said as he grabbed a plate and started piling food on
it.

“Let me guess, Harry,” the bushy-haired girl commented, “You waited until just now to pack your
things.”

“Well, I was in the hospital wing until last night, you know.”

“I know, Harry, but you could’ve last night.”

“Give the guy a break, Hermione,” said Padma.

Hermione sighed. “Fine. You do have all your stuff packed now, don’t you?”

“Yes, Mommy. I also sent Hedwig to McGonagall Manor. I don’t think she’d like to be locked up in
her cage all day.” Harry grinned at her.

“Harry, I’m serious.”

She then whispered, “You’ve got your broom where no one will find it, right?”

“Naturally.”

“Good. I wouldn’t want you grounded while my family’s visiting you.”

He chuckled. “They wouldn’t do that. Maybe I’d be grounded for the rest of the summer once you
leave.”

“I suppose.”

They continued to eat in silence, mainly because Harry was in a hurry to finish his breakfast
before the food disappeared. Before they knew it, it was time to board the Hogwarts Express.

-

The whole study group, which consisted of Harry, Hermione, Padma, Anthony, Neville, Hannah, and
Susan, decided to sit together on the train. They found an empty compartment and settled into
it.

“Harry,” asked Neville, “My Gran wrote that your lawyers want to talk to me about Professor
Snape this week.”

Harry grinned. “They should’ve contacted every non-Slytherin this week to set up an
appointment.” The others nodded with matching grins. “The Slytherins will be contacted next week.
Just tell them the truth.”

“The truth about what?” asked Penny, who was walking by while doing her prefect duties.

“Snape,” said Harry. “Did my lawyers contact your family?”

“Yes. I’ve told Professor Flitwick that if Snape is sacked I’ll want to take Potions, provided I
did well enough on my O.W.L.”

“I’m sure you did, Penny,” said Hermione. “I’ll bet it was a lot easier to brew a potion without
that creep breathing down your neck.”

She gave a pretty smile. “Yeah, it certainly was. I’ve got to finish my rounds. Oliver’s waiting
for me so we can sit together. In case I don’t see you all again, have a good summer.”

“You, too,” the group answered.

No sooner had the prefect disappeared did the self-appointed prince of Slytherin made an
appearance, flanked by his two idiotic bodyguards.

“Well, if it isn’t McGonagall and his crew of mudbloods and squibs.”

“Well, if it isn’t the Three Stooges,” answered Harry with a grin. A few of his friends,
including Hermione, chuckled while the rest didn’t react.

“What’s a stooge?” asked Draco.

“An idiot, such as yourself,” answered Padma cheerfully as Harry discretely whispered, “New
sparks.”

“I am NOT an idiot! I’m a Malfoy, from one of the purest…”

“We already know your parents are related, and therefore you have severe mental disorders,”
answered Hermione in a professional manner. “Crabbe and Goyle as well. You don’t have to brag about
it.”

Draco’s face went red. He glanced at his companions, and for a moment, it looked like he might
see her point. He glared back at Hermione. “I don’t have to listen to you, you filthy mudblood! My
father…”

“You see,” said Hermione calmly, turning to Harry. “The subject is incapable of thinking for
itself because of its questionable parentage, and is therefore repeating the words its father told
it.”

“Why you!” exclaimed Draco, clumsily grabbing his wand just in time for Harry to summon it
(along with Crabbe’s and Goyle’s wands) out of his hands once it was free of its holster.

“You see,” said Harry, still looking at Hermione and having an intellectual conversation about
their ‘lab rat,’ “These inbred animals are incapable of learning. How many times have they been
disarmed easily in the last year?” While they were talking, the others were pointing their wands at
the three Slytherins.

“At least a dozen,” answered Hermione. “Most mice would’ve learned by the fourth time.”

“Do you think I should just break their little toys?”

“You’d better not! I’ll tell my fath…”

“You know, Hermione. I remember back when I was in kindergarten and first grade. A lot of the
muggle kids used to threaten to tell their daddy if you insulted them. I wonder if Draco is really
a muggle toddler in disguise.”

Hermione looked like she was thinking about it for a few moments. “It would explain his shoddy
spellwork if he’s really a muggle.”

“I AM NOT A FILTHY MUGGLE YOU MUDBLOOD!!!” Draco’s face was now purple.

Harry finally turned and faced Draco. “I didn’t say you were filthy…yet.” He pointed his wand
and muttered an incantation. Suddenly the same quick-drying cement the Weasley twins had used the
week before was coming out of Harry’s wand and covering Draco’s robes. Hermione and Padma instantly
began doing the same thing to Crabbe and Goyle, respectively. “Now you’re filthy.”

“Why you!” shouted Draco angrily, taking a step toward Harry. “I’ll…what?” Draco’s eyes widened
as he realized he could no longer move his legs or his arms. His bodyguards soon started yelling as
well until a prefect came to see what the commotion was.

“What is going on, here?” said Penny with an amused look on her face.

“They attacked us!” shouted Draco.

“Then why are you in their compartment. If they were after you, you’d be the ones sitting down.
You obviously started trouble that you couldn’t finish.”

“Here are their wands, Penny.” Harry handed them to his friend. “If you wouldn’t mind levitating
them out of here, we’d appreciate it. I think Fred and George Weasley know the counter-spell to
that hex. You’ll have to ask them.”

Hermione looked at him and he shook his head slowly. Penny levitated each of them out the door
and closed it.

“Why didn’t you tell her the counter spell?” asked Hermione.

“Isn’t it obvious,” asked Padma. “He’s making them sweat. They’ll be wondering if there is a
counter spell.”

-

The ride progressed with no other incidents, and soon they were getting off of the train. Harry
looked around for a few moments while he was carrying his trunk (it was magically enlarged and had
Hedwig’s empty cage inside it). He grinned from ear to ear as he called out, “Aunt Minnie!” and
walked toward her. Padma and Hermione walked with him to say goodbye to the professor.

“Hi, Harry, Hermione, Padma. How was the train ride?”

“It was good. Draco and his goons tried to start trouble as usual, but nothing we couldn’t
handle.”

“I hope you didn’t do any…permanent damage, Harry,” she said with a slightly amused-slightly
worried face.

“No. Don’t worry,” said Padma. “It was just a lesson in humility.”

“I don’t understand why he still thinks he’s something. This year he’s more than proven himself
inferior in intelligence and spellwork to the people who he thinks he’s better than.”

“Prejudice is something that can’t truly be understood by anyone. Those who are prejudiced can’t
make a truthful, logical argument as to the cause of their prejudice, so non-prejudiced people can
never understand. The only reason people are prejudiced is because they want to be.”

“There you are,” said Marissa Granger as she walked up to her daughter. “It’s good to see you.”
She hugged Hermione tightly. “How was the train ride?”

-

Adam and Marissa Granger greeted the others and walked off with their daughter, but not before
meeting the Patil parents, along with Parvati. Arrangements were made so that both Hermione and
Padma would visit Harry the next day. Parvati was invited as well, but she had plans to spend the
day with one of her fellow Gryffindors – a girl named Lavender.

Minerva took Harry by the hand, and they apparated into the McGonagall ancestral home.

“Mistress Minerva and Master Harry!” squeaked Blinky the house elf upon their arrival. “I is
wondering when you is arriving. Dinner is being ready in fifteen minutes. I is taking your
luggage.” With that said, the elf grabbed Harry’s trunk with one hand and Minerva’s with another
and disappeared with a small ‘pop’ before Harry could protest that he could handle it himself.
Blinky had seemed determined to make Harry and his parents see how valuable he could be ever since
he found out that they weren’t planning on keeping a servant when they inherited the mansion.

Minnie sat down on a nearby sofa and Harry joined her. “So, how did you like your first year at
Hogwarts?”

He smiled at his aunt. “I liked getting to see you every day.”

“And I, you,” responded the Deputy Headmistress fondly.

“I also enjoyed being with Hermione and my other friends. The only down sides were Snape and
Dumbledore. Snape because he’s such a jerk; and Dumbledore because he allows it. Doesn’t he want
students to get a good education in Potions?”

Minerva sighed before frowning. “I’m afraid that the Headmaster is more interested in protecting
Snape than educating students. I can’t tell you how many Gryffindors I’ve had in career counseling
who had hoped to become healers, aurors, or countless other occupations but changed their minds
when I informed them they would need a Potions N.E.W.T. to do it.

“The result has been that in the past decade, there has been a shortage of people entering those
fields. The majority of people who have were Slytherins, and I suspect it’s because he tutors them
in their common room, although I’ve never been able to prove it. Only a select few non-Slytherins
have had the courage to try taking Advanced Potions, and half of them are kicked out for
questionable reasons that Professor Dumbledore refuses to investigate. This year, thanks to you, a
lot fewer students were dropped from his advanced classes.”

“Thanks to you, as well.”

“You were the catalyst, Harry,” she said, shaking her head. “You were the one who let everybody
know what Snape was doing, not me. That’s what got him on probation.”

“But you started this lawsuit,” he argued.

“The point is that none of this would’ve happened without you.” She then changed the subject.
“Professor Flitwick informed me that the potions that you and Hermione turned in were checked by a
certified potions master and found to be perfect.”

Harry grinned. “Naturally.”

“I’m curious. Did you learn anything new from your classes this year?”

He shrugged his shoulders. “A bit. The few spells I didn’t know were easy to learn since I
already know Latin. That certainly helps the incantation to make sense. I’ll admit I didn’t learn
anything in Potions class.” He chuckled. “In Transfiguration, I learned you were an Animagus. Why
didn’t you tell me before?”

“It never came up.”

“Let me guess. You were waiting for me to say, ‘Hey Aunt Minnie, can you turn into a cat?’ or
something like that?”

“It was fun to surprise you with the other children. Anyway, I was wondering how you’d feel
about being double-promoted.”

Harry didn’t look that surprised. “I, I thought that might be possible, but I don’t know how I’d
feel about it. What about Hermione? She did as well as me. Will she be offered the opportunity as
well?”

“Yes. Professor Flitwick, who makes those decisions as your head of house, informed me that he
was considering both of you.”

Harry looked pensive for a few moments before answering, “I think both of us will have to
discuss it. When do we need to have an answer?”

“You should be getting his owl soon, but you don’t have to make up your mind until the end of
July – your real birthday. You both will have to discuss it with your parents as well.”

“I’ll tell Hermione about it tomorrow. Maybe we can discuss it with our families while the
Grangers are in America.”

“Very well. I believe that Blinky should have dinner ready by…”

At that moment the elf in question appeared in front of them. “Dinner is being ready!”

-

The next morning around ten o’clock, Padma flooed into McGonagall Manor while Hermione was
dropped off by her parents. The Ravenclaw Patil practiced Occlumency with Professor McGonagall for
an hour while Harry and Hermione went into the manor’s extensive library.

“I wish that we could find the house elf contract in here.”

Harry smiled at his predictable friend. “So do I, but it’s not here. Would you mind sitting down
for a minute? There’s something I need to talk to you about.”

She replaced the book she was just pulling off one of the shelves and had a seat on one of the
cushioned chairs nearby. Harry sat opposite her. “What did you want to talk about?”

At that moment, Harry and Hermione were interrupted by the tapping of two owl beaks on a window
in the library. Harry walked over to the window and opened it. Two Hogwarts owls flew into the
library, one to each occupant.

“These must be Professor Flitwick’s letters,” commented Harry as he removed the envelope from
his owl and opened it. It contained two pieces of parchment. Harry took the first one and read it
and the owl flew off, followed soon by the one that had carried Hermione’s letter.

‘*Dear Mr. McGonagall,*

*Congratulations on your outstanding performance last term. Your grades, as well as Miss
Granger’s, were the best we’ve seen at Hogwarts in about fifty years.*

*Due to your excellent academic achievement, you are being offered the rare opportunity to
skip a grade. Should you choose to accept this honor, you will begin next term as a third-year. As
such, you will be required to choose additional classes from the included list.*

*You and your parents will need to fill out the included form to inform us of your decision no
later than the 31st of July. Please consider this offer carefully, and have an enjoyable
summer.*

*Sincerely,*

*Professor Flitwick*

*Head of Ravenclaw House*

*Hogwarts* *School* *of Witchcraft and Wizardry.*’

“You knew about this?” asked Hermione when she finished reading her letter.

“Um, well, Aunt Minnie told me last night that Professor Flitwick was going to owl us both
today. I was about to tell you.” He took a deep breath. “I want to know how you feel about
that.”

“Wow. That’s quite an honor. In the thousand years Hogwarts has existed, only a few dozen
students have done that, none within the same decade, let alone the same class according to…”

“…Hogwarts, a History. Yes, I know. The question is if we want to do it or not.”

She folded her hands together as she furrowed her brow in concentration. “Well, on the plus side
our names will be in the next edition of that book. That would be interesting – for them to print
your name as ‘Harry McGonagall’ and then have to change it whenever your true identity gets
out.”

“Harry McGonagall is my legal name…”

“…but you know they’ll change it to the famous ‘Harry Potter’ once they learn the truth – which
will happen sooner or later.” She saw him start to glare at her. “Not because of me. I won’t tell
anyone.”

“I know, and I suppose you’re right. I just want to delay that time for as long as I can. At
least I’d be famous for something I earned.”

“Absolutely. We worked hard for this.”

“We’ll be done with Hogwarts a year earlier if we accept it.”

“Is that good or bad?” asked Hermione.

“That’s a good question. One less year without the pressure of earning a living. One more year
of life to work a job instead of devote to learning.”

“If we do accept it, we’ll have to work hard to catch up with the rest of the class. Even
working ahead, we’re only about half way through second year’s materials. And we will still miss
some little things that we would have learned anyway.”

“I do prefer working ahead to trying to catch up. I probably do know about half of the material
of second year, but I don’t know it all. Another question is how our friends will feel about it.
Will they be fine with it? Will they treat us differently? We could pretend it doesn’t matter to
us, but we’d only be lying to ourselves.”

“How will the other third-years feel about us? Will they accept us, envy us, or hate us?”

“Other good questions.”

“That will also ruin our chances for Head Girl and Boy. You have to be seventeen to hold that
position.”

“Really?” asked Harry. He actually hadn’t given any thought to being a prefect or head, and
wasn’t sure if he’d want that or not.

“Yes. We wouldn’t even be able to become prefects until we’re fifteen, which will be our sixth
year. So we’ll only be able to serve in that position for two years instead of three.”

“That’s assuming that we do manage to stay at the head of our classes to get the positions at
all.”

A look of horror crossed her face. “We may find ourselves average or even struggling students if
we advance.”

“I doubt that’ll happen, Hermione. We may have to do some catch-up work, but I think we’ll
manage if we decide to skip second year. The question is; what do we want.”

“Hi guys,” said a smiling Padma as she opened up the door to the library. “I’m done with my
Occlumency lesson for the day. Don’t tell me you’ve been studying the whole time.”

“No,” said Harry, quickly stuffing his letters into his pocket. Hermione followed suit.

Padma raised an eyebrow. “You’re not hiding something else from me, are you Mr. Potter?”

“It’s just school stuff. Professor Flitwick sent us each a letter congratulating us on our class
performance.”

“Oh. I’m surprised he didn’t offer to have you skip a grade.”

Harry and Hermione looked at each other guiltily, while Padma watched their faces.

“He did, didn’t he? Why didn’t you say so?”

“We, er, haven’t decided what to do yet,” answered Hermione.

“Why wouldn’t you want to skip a grade?”

Harry and Hermione told their friend the concerns they had, and she told them, “I’ll support you
in whatever decision you make.”

-

The week went by quickly, with Padma and Hermione coming over for a few hours every day. Padma
planned to continue studying occlumency while Harry and Minerva were in America, and she would
resume her daily occlumency lessons when they returned. Harry made sure that he got all his summer
homework done since he didn’t have much else to do once the girls left. He’d already read and
understood the material, so it was just a matter of writing a few essays.

The day before Harry’s meeting with the lawyers, he spent the afternoon at the Granger
residence, swimming in their pool and playing video games with Hermione. He found out that
Hermione’s meeting with the lawyers was the day after he went back to America.

-

“If you’re ready, Mr. McGonagall, I think we’ll start the interview.” The two lawyers, Sam
Gordon and Matthew Marcus, were at McGonagall Manor beginning their conversation with Harry. They
were sitting at the dining table in the kitchen, and a dictation quill was taking word-for-word
notes of the conversation. Mr. Marcus was asking the questions. Minerva was also in the room, but
had agreed not to speak unless she felt they asked an impertinent question.

“Um, sure.”

“It is our understanding, that prior to attending Hogwarts, you learned the skill of occlumency.
Is that correct?”

“Yes.”

“Why?”

“My aunt was concerned that some of the faculty of the school would try to read my mind using
legilimency, and she wanted to protect my privacy.”

“Were her fears justified?”

“Yes.”

“Describe the first time that someone at Hogwarts tried to read your mind.”

Taking a deep breath, Harry described how Snape had tried to read his mind during the first
feast, and then the other times both he and Dumbledore attempted legilimency after that. When that
line of questioning was over, they questions on other topics.

“How did you get into the room that hosted a dangerous three-headed dog?”

They made sure that Harry clarified that it took a simple unlocking charm normally taught to
second-years to get into that room. They also asked Harry to describe Snape’s ‘teaching’ method in
his own words. To say the least, Harry’s words were unflattering. He was also informed that the
potions master who’d checked his and Hermione’s final potions would be testifying at the
hearing.

-

Before Harry knew it, he was at O’Hare airport with his great aunt, looking for his parents and
sister. He realized how similar this was to the situation they’d been in at the beginning of
Christmas break. He had his trunk in one hand, and Hedwig’s cage in the other. The snowy owl looked
very upset after the floo travel.

“There they are,” said Aunt Minnie, breaking him out of his thoughts. He looked where she was
pointing and saw his sister running up to him. She was wearing a pair of shorts and a t-shirt,
along with a Cubs baseball cap.

“Hi Brianna. Don’t tell me you’re still cheering for the Cubs.”

“Always! They’re a lot better than the White Sox you support.”

“Only in your mind, my very young sister.”

Before that argument could escalate, Harry found himself wrapped in his mother’s arms as she
gave him a big hug. “Hi, honey. It’s so good to see you again!”

She kissed his cheek, causing him to make a face. “Mom!”

“It’s good to see you, son!” said Mark McGonagall. “You, too, Aunt Minnie! We should get to the
car.”

-

On the trip back to Lansing, they talked about the progress that the lawyers were making and
some of their plans for the summer.

“We’re gonna spend at least one day at Frank’s Flying Funhouse next week once Hermione gets
here,” said Mark. “Harry, I’m sure you’re itching to get back on your Lightning Bolt.”

Facing straight forward, resisting the urge to exchange a look with his sister, Harry replied,
“I sure am! I can’t wait to get back on my broom! It has been a while.” He decided to add, “I hope
you didn’t let any of Brianna’s friends on it.”

His mom turned around to face him. “No, we didn’t because we had to respect your property. But I
was disappointed that you wouldn’t let them. That was very selfish.”

“But mom, I don’t want the thing broke before I can take it to Hogwarts.” For one second, he
could swear he heard his sister start giggling, but when he shot her a glare, she was looking
forward with a neutral expression.

-

When they finally got to the house, Harry got his trunk out of the car. While he was still
carrying it toward the door, his dad mentioned, “I got us tickets to go to a Cubs game next week
with the Grangers.”

“Terrific!” squealed Brianna, who was carrying Hedwig’s cage.

“Yeah,” agreed Harry as he walked through the door. “It’ll be fun to watch the Cubs lose. Who
are they playing?”

“They’re playing the Cardinals,” said Mark.

“And they’re not gonna lose!” added Brianna firmly.

“They couldn’t win a game if they used magic!” countered Harry.

“Could too!”

“Could not!”

“Could too!”

“They haven’t won a World Series in like a hundred years!” said Harry as he stepped on the
staircase holding his trunk with his left hand. He was thankful that his truck was charmed to weigh
only ten pounds.

Brianna pulled out her wand with her free hand, pointed it at Harry, and shot a tickling charm
at him.

As soon as Harry heard his sister begin the spell, he summoned his wand out of its holster.
“Protego!”

Brianna’s charm bounced back toward her, but she ducked out of the way just in time.
Unfortunately, it hit Minerva, who soon was collapsing on the floor in a fit of giggling. She was
so overcome with laughter that she couldn’t even get her wand to reverse the spell.

Harry couldn’t help laughing when he saw his normally dignified aunt in that position. He could
also see that his dad was amused, but fighting his laughter. His mom, on the other hand, was
glaring at Brianna. That glare was enough to stop his sister from even smiling. Hedwig was
squawking at Brianna for attacking Harry. She pointed her wand at Aunt Minnie. “Finite.”

Harry summoned the cage and hurried up the stairs to his room, but not before his mom started to
yell at Brianna. He smiled to himself as he realized that this was the perfect opportunity. He
quickly got his broom out of his trunk and snuck into his parents’ room, switching it with the fake
his sister had put there. He hid it deep in one of the compartments of his trunk, intending to
dispose of it where he’d be sure that his grown up relatives wouldn’t see it. He then began
unpacking his clothes until he heard a knock at the door.

He grinned. “Come in, Brianna.”

The door opened. “How did you know it was me?”

When she stepped in, he pointed his wand at the door, shutting it. “I figured Mom sent you here
to apologize.”

She looked at the ground. “Um, yes. I also had to apologize to Aunt Minnie. I kind of lost my
temper a little bit.”

He chuckled. “I guess so. Don’t worry about it. You’ve been shooting spells at me since you were
five.”

She stuck her tongue out. “You’re never gonna let me forget about that, are you?”

“Never,” he said with a grin. “Anyway, you provided the perfect distraction to put my broom back
where it belongs.”

“Really?” she said excitedly, “You made the switch?” He nodded. She squealed, “We got away with
it!”

“Shh. Do you want them to hear?”

-

He was over his jetlag the next morning, and watched some cartoons when he got up. He decided to
relax this week since he knew that the next two weeks they would be busy showing the Grangers
everything in the Chicago area. He was looking forward to getting Hermione to play Quidditch with
his friends.

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I’m sorry about the long wait. I’ll try to be faster.

Please review. Thank you to everyone who has.

I was planning on including the Grangers’ vacation in this chapter, but it was already getting
longer than I’d planned.

P.S. I believe that if Hermione had been offered to skip a grade in the books, she would have
declined in favor of staying with her friends.

I’ll have more about Hermione’s house after the trial.



11. The Grangers Invade America
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Harry Potter and all characters, etc. belong to J.K. Rowling, not me.

**Harry McGonagall – Chapter 11 – The Grangers Invade America**

A week after Harry had arrived back in America found the McGonagall family at O’Hare yet again.
This time they were meeting the Granger family. At Hermione’s insistence, flooed to America instead
of flying in a muggle airplane.

The twelve-year-old girl with bushy brown hair and buck teeth walked in front of her parents
looking excitedly around the crowded airport until she finally saw, “Harry!” and ran up to him.

“Hi, Hermione! It’s good to see you! Welcome to America!” Smiling ear to ear, Harry waved his
right hand in front of him to show the terminal as though giving a grand tour of his country. “What
do you think?”

Mr. Granger, who was pushing a cart full of luggage, came up behind his daughter and answered,
“It’s a beautiful airport, I’m sure, but I think we’d all like to see a bit more of America before
we decide what we think. I understand that we should be able to see the Sears Tower on the
way.”

“Absolutely!” said Mark. That’s one landmark that’s hard to miss.”

“Are you sure we’re not imposing on you,” asked Mrs. Granger. “We could still check into a
motel.”

“Nonsense, Marissa,” replied Cindy. “We have plenty of room as long as Brianna doubles up with
Hermione. It’s no problem at all.”

“We could always have Harry sleep in a cupboard,” said Brianna with a smirk. “That way Hermione
could have his room.”

“Shut up!” said Harry playfully. “Maybe you should stay with one of your friends for the next
two weeks. It would save Hermione from your snoring.”

“I don’t snore! Anyway, I’m gonna use these two weeks to tell Hermione embarrassing stories
about Harry every night.” Hermione giggled at that prospect.

“You’d better not,” said Harry, “because I have plenty of stories about you that I could tell
Bobby.”

“Don’t you dare…”

“I think it’s time we started back home,” said Mark, temporarily shutting up his kids.

They made their way to the brand new van that the McGonagalls had rented for the next few weeks.
They knew their car couldn’t fit eight people (Minerva, Mark, Cindy, Harry, Brianna, Adam, Marissa,
and Hermione) in it, so it made sense to get a bigger vehicle. Since Mark or Cindy would be doing
all the driving, it was in their names, but the Grangers insisted on paying for it.

-

Minerva had stayed behind in her nephew’s five-bedroom house watching television. She disliked
riding in Chicago traffic and figured that she’d be doing enough of that when they were actually
sight-seeing, not going to and from the same airport she’d been to several times. She was heavily
involved with a soap opera when the door opened and a stampede began.

Brianna was carrying several bags from Burger King while everyone else was carrying some of the
Grangers’ luggage.

“Brianna, sort through the bags of food while the rest of us put these suitcases in the correct
rooms,” said Mark.

“Yes, Daddy.”

-

Hermione had brought two suitcases along with her school trunk. She was going to carry the two
suitcases and ask Harry to carry the trunk up the stairs. The Boy-Who-Lived looked at her like she
was nuts.

“Are you a witch or not? We’re in America, now.” He pointed his wand at her trunk. “Wingardium
Leviosa.”

“Sorry, I’d forgotten,” his friend murmured as she pulled her wand out of her pocket. Five
minutes later, they were back in the kitchen.

-

After they’d eaten, Marissa Granger asked something that had been on her mind ever since they
agreed to come to America.

“I understand that in America, there’s no age restriction on magic.”

“That’s correct,” said Mark with a grin. “And let me tell you it’s come in handy having two
magical kids to do chores.

“We, that is Adam and I, would like to see some of what Hermione’s been taught at Hogwarts.”

Harry smiled. “We’ve been planning on that. Come into the living room for our magic show.”

He then levitated Adam Granger’s chair a few inches off the ground and moved it out of the
kitchen while Hermione did the same with her mother. Both appeared nervous at first, but the ride
was smooth and they were set down near the sofa as the McGonagall’s walked into the living
room.

“That was interesting,” commented Adam.

“We were taught that spell in charms the week of Halloween,” said Hermione.

“Now we’ll transfigure you into algae.”

“Harry!” said Minerva sternly before looking at the victims. “They haven’t been taught to do
anything of that nature, I assure you. Human transfiguration is a N.E.W.T. level subject.”

“I was only joking.”

Harry and Hermione then proceeded to demonstrate several of the spells they’d learned at
Hogwarts that year, as well as the incredibly useful summoning charm, and then had Brianna show
what she’d been learning at her magic school that hadn’t been part of the demonstration (such as
the pencil-sharpening spell). Harry was amused at how amazed the Grangers were at even simple
spells like shooting sparks. However, what really astounded Hermione’s parents was the ‘grand
finale,’ where Minerva changed into a cat and jumped into Marissa Granger’s lap.

“That was wonderful!” exclaimed the adult Grangers together as they clapped their hands, “all of
you.” The three magical kids bowed as the cat jumped onto the floor and retransformed.

Adam looked happily at his daughter. “No wonder you’ve gotten such good grades, honey. We
couldn’t be prouder.”

At that moment, both Harry and Hermione noticed Aunt Minnie gesturing between them and their
parents. Harry suddenly felt nervous and cleared his throat.

“Hermione, um, and I are at the top of our year, and, um…”

His best friend, seeing Harry’s ears turn pink, took over. “Webenaskdskpgrd.”

“What was that?” asked Cindy.

Harry took a deep breath. “We’ve been asked if we want to skip a grade.”

The four parents’ eyes bulged out for a moment until they smiled at the kids. Brianna looked
expressionless. Mark spoke first.

“Well, congratulations. Um, that’s quite an honer.”

“It is indeed,” inserted Minerva, “It is a rare privilege. However, there are downsides to the
proposition.”

“Like leaving your friends behind,” said Marissa, “Although you’d still have each other at
least.”

Cindy looked slightly concerned. “Have you two decided whether you want to skip a grade or
not?”

Both Harry and Hermione looked at the carpet as they shifted their feet nervously. “Er,” said
Hermione, “we’ve naturally discussed the situation, as well as other consequences. For example, if
we do this, we’ll never be able to become head students.”

“I’m afraid that is correct,” said Minerva. “The Head Boy and Head Girl both have to be
seventeen – adults under wizarding law – at the start of their final year, but they would only be
sixteen, and therefore ineligible.”

“We’d also be behind in our studies and trying to catch up,” added Harry. “We’re currently used
to working ahead.”

“It sounds like you don’t really want to do it,” said Adam Granger.

“Er, well, um…” said Hermione eloquently.

Harry cleared his throat again. “I believe you’re right, sir. Mom, Dad, I hope you’re not
disappointed.”

Cindy bent down to hug her son. “Of course not, darling. You know we’ll support your
decision.”

“That goes for us, too, Hermione,” declared Marissa.

“I can’t believe you don’t want to skip a year at school!”

“Brianna!” scolded her mother.

“Sis,” said Harry, “would you really want to leave all your friends behind and go to class with
kids that spent the last year learning things you’ll have to learn in just a few weeks?”

She frowned. “I don’t know.”

“You wouldn’t have class with Bobby, anymore,” he added.

“Shut up!” she yelled, blushing.

-

The next day, they all went to New Salem. Hermione was completely in awe as she looked around.
“This isn’t anything like Diagon Alley,” she declared as she watched a well dressed elf walk out of
the Magical McDonalds eating an ice cream cone. She followed him with her eyes to a store called
Joggy’s Jewelry.

“That was the owner of the magical jewelry store,” said Mark before turning to his aunt. “That’s
where I got your brooch from a few years ago, Aunt Minnie. He’s a very likable fellow, but drives a
hard bargain.”

She looked astonished. “That was made by a house elf?”

“Actually, over here they’re just called elves.” While they were talking, a goblin walked into
the jewelry store.

“What’s a goblin doing…”

“I’d imagine he’s buying jewelry,” said Cindy. “I’m surprised you haven’t noticed the diversity
here before, Aunt Minnie.”

“I admit I’ve seen them walking freely around this town before, but never realized that some of
them owned businesses. I…”

“You thought the elves were running errands for their masters and the goblins were strictly on
Gringotts business?”

“Well, yes,” Minerva admitted as her ears turned pink.

“I guess it would be a cultural shock,” said Cindy.

“I just don’t understand how European wizarding society is so prejudiced,” said Hermione. “Their
muggle society isn’t.”

“I’m afraid that may be part of the real reason why many influential families are against
allowing muggleborn wizards and witches into our society,” said Minerva. “Without exception, they
all realize that some of our laws are barbaric by muggle standards.”

-

They walked around to different shops, showing the Grangers such places as Wand Locker, which
only had a few customers that day, along with any other interesting shops that were nearby. After
having lunch at Magical McDonalds (where Harry found he was good at catching Flying Fries that
tried leaving the table and said he was warming up for Quidditch), the group headed for Frank’s
Flying Funhouse to meet with some of Harry’s friends (and one of Brianna’s) for a game of
Quidditch. Both Harry and Brianna’s brooms were shrunk and in Cindy’s purse. They excitedly walked
into the building.

“Hi, Harry! What’s up?” said a voice he would recognize anywhere. Harry turned to see his buddy
Luke standing nearby with Melissa and Paul. He grinned broadly as he walked up to greet his friends
from Wentworth Witchcraft Elementary School with Hermione walking slightly behind him. He heard a
giggling girl calling out his sister’s name while he greeted his former classmates.

“Hi, guys! It’s good to see you!” He motioned for Hermione to walk up to him. “This is my very
good friend from Jolly Old England – Hermione Granger.”

“So,” said Melissa with an evil grin, “Brianna says you’re Harry’s girlfriend.”

She blushed scarlet and looked at the ground while Harry answered. “I already told you guys
we’re just great friends. You can’t believe everything that little troublemaker says. You should
know that by now.”

-

While they were catching up and getting to know Hermione, Adam was renting a broom for his
daughter. Cindy was getting her kids’ broom cases to their proper sizes (just touching the
appropriate place on the case and saying the words – it doesn’t require magic from the person doing
it). Brianna was talking to her friend that was there as well.

Once everyone was registered and had a broom, they warmed up for a few minutes until they were
able to put together a game. Harry was Seeker. Brianna, Hermione, and Melissa were Chasers. The
Beaters were Luke and Brianna’s best friend – a girl named Terri. Paul was the Keeper. They played
against another group of friends who happened to be there.

Hermione was the first one to get the Quaffle as the game began and flew quickly toward the
hoops until the ball was stolen by a boy on the other team. She got mad and turned around to get
the Quaffle back when she saw a Bludger (send from Terri) ram into the boy’s right arm, causing him
to drop the ball. She quickly dove for it, catching it, and turned back around.

This time, instead of flying straight for the hoops, she glided to the left and right until the
same boy got close to her again. She yelled out, “Brianna!” as she tossed the ball to Harry’s
little sister, who caught it and accelerated her Silver Bullet. Hermione thought it would be a good
idea to get as close to the hoops as possible in case Brianna needed to pass her the Quaffle.

Hermione ended up floating around near the three hoops, never staying close to a particular one
as she kept one eye on Brianna. She noticed a Bludger heading straight for Harry’s little sister
and called out her name. The younger girl turned her head, saw the projectile coming at her, tossed
the Quaffle, and got hit in the gut.

Hermione caught the red ball that had been thrown at her and looked at the hoops to see the
Keeper was at the left hoop and coming. Without thinking about it, Hermione shot the Quaffle
through the right hoop, winning the first point. Grinning ear to ear, she turned to see that
Brianna was still on her broom, but appeared a bit winded.

-

The game went on, and the other team managed to score a few goals before Brianna and then
Melissa both scored within five minutes of each other. It was an action packed game that kept a
close score. A half hour into it, Harry got tired of the other Seeker marking him, so he dove
toward the magically softened ground fast with his Lightning Bolt, the other Seeker close behind
him. As Harry pulled up, he heard a crash that meant the other Seeker hadn’t, and went back to
searching for the golden Snitch.

-

When they’d been playing for about an hour, he finally spotted the glint of gold. The score was
one hundred to ninety in favor of the other team. The problem was that the Snitch was closer to his
opponent. He decided to scare the other Seeker. He faced the boy and shouted, “I’m tired of you
following me around!” and started flying straight at him. The other boy panicked and dove down to
escape. Harry altered his course straight into the Snitch and grabbed it out of the air.

He was raising the Snitch into the air in triumph when he heard a voice beneath him shout, “That
was no fair! You cheated!”

He grinned at the loser. “All I did was yell. You should have been paying attention to the game
instead of me.”

-

The next day, the group visited muggle Chicago. They went to the Sears Tower, where Brianna was
able to get in cheaper than anyone else because of her age. As they went up the elevator toward the
top floor, both Mark McGonagall and Marissa Granger got a bit queasy. Professor McGonagall was
amazed that muggles had managed to build such a tall structure.

They walked into the area where you can look down at all of Chicago as well as Lake Michigan
from. When looking down from there, cars looked like tiny little toys as they zoomed along the play
streets.

“I thought they were supposed to look like ants, not Hotwheels,” commented Harry as he gazed
downward. “What!”

At that moment, his mom had put her hand on his shoulder and he felt himself move forward a bit
as he stiffened. Even though there was no way to accidentally fall off the building, he still felt
a knot in his stomach form as he felt himself move.

Hermione’s dad chuckled. “I thought based off of yesterday that you are not afraid of
heights.”

“That’s when I’m on a broom, dad. If I fell from here, I wouldn’t be able to stop myself
from…becoming one with the sidewalk.”

Hermione, who felt a bit uneasy herself, said, “That is indeed a valid point,” as she walked a
bit away from the edge. We are over a thousand feet in the air. This building is one thousand three
hundred fifty-three feet high, and we’re almost at the top. Completed in early 1973, Sears Tower is
an attractive and contemporary 110-story trophy office tower consisting of steel columns and beams
in a “mega-module” system. The building contains…” Harry had a hard time stopping himself from
chuckling as he realized that Hermione must have read every book she could find on Chicago the
previous week.

After they left that landmark (not before Hermione made them explore a bookstore inside it),
they stopped off at a restaurant and got some Chicago style pizza. After that, they went to the
Museum of Science and Industry, which had a special Star Trek exhibit that Brianna wanted to
see.

She was a big fan of The Next Generation and told them about the latest season cliffhanger –
Some sort of time-travel episode where they’d found Data’s head in a cave or something. It somehow
involved Mark Twain. Her description was a bit confusing to Harry. “I can’t believe you made us
come here. Now everyone’s gonna think I’m a Star Trek nut like you!”

“It would ruin your reputation as a complete idiot with no taste,” agreed Brianna.

When they were on a replica of the Next Generation Enterprise bridge, Hermione, who was a bit
familiar with the series, commented, “Star Trek features muggles using technology to do things we
do with magic. For example, where they use a transporter, we apparate. Where they use a replicator,
we can conjure things. Where they use a phaser to stun, we use our wands to stupefy.”

“I wonder if we have anything like the holodecks,” said Brianna with a smirk.

Hermione’s brow furrowed. “Possibly, but I’ve never read about it.”

By the time they’d finished there, it was time to head back to the McGonagall house.

-

The next morning, Brianna excitedly got everybody up early. It was the day of the
much-anticipated baseball game at Wrigley Field. Brianna was a huge Cubs fan and was confident that
they would absolutely demolish the evil St. Louis Cardinals. She looked forward to seeing the look
in Harry’s face as the Cubs took their first step towards what she knew was an inevitable World
Series Championship. Harry on the other hand had a completely different ideal of this game.

“Hermione, you must understand, the Cubs are pure evil!” he animatedly shouted. “One of my
friends here in the States told me that they were Lord Voldemort’s favorite sports team. They were
finally cursed by the Wizengamot because Voldemort was using his powers to help them win games.
That’s why they are so lousy, because of the curse!” Harry proudly stated, acting as if his
opposition to the Cubs was a righteous calling that was as important as life itself.

“I don’t know if You-Know-Who really had any time to worry about baseball while he was busy
fighting a war in England.” Hermione explained. “But I will take your word that the Cardinals are
the better of the two teams.”

Harry quickly cut her off after this stating, “Hermione, the Cubs are evil. We MUST oppose them
just like we opposed Professor Quirrell or like we must oppose Snape. Evil MUST BE OPPOSED!!!”
Harry proudly shouted.

“Yes, and that’s why we must root for anyone but the White Sox!” Brianna shouted out of
nowhere.

“Yes, here comes the supporter of the evil ones,” Harry warned. “Don’t worry their foul schemes
will fail….”

“Come on Harry, Hermione and Brianna! If you don’t leave now we won’t make the opening pitch,”
Mark calmly stated. Harry held in his disgust at seeing his family all dressed in the color’s of
the enemy. Only he and Hermione were not in league with evil today.

“Is Bobby ready?” asked Brianna as they piled into the van.

“Yes, I just called him. We’ll pick him up on the way,” answered Cindy.

“What?” exclaimed Harry. “We’re taking Brianna’s boyfriend.”

“He is NOT my boyfriend! We’re just good friends.”

An evil look came on Harry’s face. “This should be fun.”

“Don’t you DARE do anything to Bobby!” shouted Harry’s sister angrily.

“Or what?” Harry asked arrogantly. “I can…”

“Or you’ll be grounded for the rest of the summer!” interrupted Cindy. “Do I have to confiscate
your wands?”

“No, mom,” said Harry softly while Brianna stuck out her tongue.

Soon the van was parked in front of a house that Harry had never been to and his dad honked the
horn. A ten-year-old boy wearing a Cubs baseball hat ran out the door and into the van, finding
that the only available seat was next to Harry. Hermione was on his other side and Brianna was
sitting behind Harry with the other adults.

Bobby saw the gleam in Harry’s eye and nervously sat next to him. “Hello, Bobby. It’s so good to
finally meet you. I’ve heard so much about you.”

“Um, Brianna’s talked about you, too. Is that Hermione?”

“Yes, that’s my friend, Hermione. I’d like to know why you’re wearing that emblem of evil on
your head.”

It took the boy a few seconds to realize what Harry meant. He quickly took the hat off. “Um, it
was a gift from Brianna.”

“I see,” said Harry, fighting the urge to set the hat on fire with his wand. “So, what do you
and Brianna *study* together?”

“And what do you *study* with Hermione?” asked Brianna from behind him. She turned to her
friend. “Don’t answer any questions he asks you. It’s *none* of his business. And by the way,
everyone in this car besides Harry and Hermione are supporting the Cubs, so you can wear the hat,
and our mom will kill Harry if he does anything to you.”

Bobby looked between the two siblings, trying to decide which one to fear the most. He came to
the only solution he could think of. He put his hat back on, faced forward, and kept his mouth shut
while Harry glared at his sister.

-

After an hour in the van the group arrived at Wrigley Field. The two families, along with
Brianna’s guest Bobby, sat right behind the Cubs dugout. As the group reached their seats with all
the candy, popcorn and soda they could carry, Harry spotted a lone Cardinal warming up in the
outfield. The name on his back said Lightfellow, and Harry was impressed with how he was hitting
the ball. It seemed like the ball automatically went straight towards his bat every time. The game
soon started and the Cardinal lineup went down one, two, three in the first.

In the bottom of the first Mark Grace, Brianna’s favorite Cubbie, came to the plate. On the
first pitch he hit a shot deep to left field. Lightfellow, the outfielder that Harry had been so
impressed with, went back to catch the ball but there was no way he could catch it. Harry turned
his head in disgust at the fact that the Cubs were about to take the lead.

All of a sudden he heard the umpire shout, “OUT!!!!” Harry jumped to his feet shocked. He looked
as the replay showed the ball suddenly drop like a boulder straight towards Lightfellow who made a
leaping grab at the wall. It looked like Lightfellow moved his right hand and spoke a few words
before the ball started dropping. Harry thought to himself, *could that guy be a wizard? It sure
looks like he used a summoning charm on the ball, not that I’m going to say anything about it.*
The Cubs are getting what they deserve. Harry sat back with a huge mischievous grin on his face as
the Cardinals came up to bat.

Brianna grabbed Harry’s arm and said: “That man is a wizard. He used a summoning charm to catch
the ball. I’m going to tell Aunt Minnie so that she can do something about it.”

“You are just imagining things.” Harry replied. Obviously Grace didn’t hit the ball as hard as
we thought he did. It’s not Lightfellow’s fault if the Cubbies stink.” Harry smugly stated. Brianna
gave him a dirty look and turned back to the field.

There were two outs and the PA announcer called the crowd’s attention to Jeremy Lightfellow who
was making his Major League debut. On the first pitch Lightfellow hit a ball that looked like it
was going way outside. Harry noticed that it turned inside after the hitter spoke a few more words
and began to move his bat. He made perfect contact and the ball cleared the scoreboard in
centerfield. The Cardinals were now ahead one to nothing. Harry jumped up and down. He grabbed an
unsuspecting Hermione and gave her a huge hug.

Hermione tried to act like she was just as excited as Harry, while trying to keep from having
her ribs crushed by her overly excited friend. Was it just her imagination or did Brianna lose her
balance and fall into her. Hermione turned around as Brianna said: “Sorry, I tripped on Harry’s big
foot.” She sat back in her seat with a fiendish smirk on her face.

Harry mockingly walked over to Brianna and sarcastically tried to comfort her. “Don’t worry
Brianna, I am sure that the Cardinals will show mercy and only beat the Cubs by twenty or thirty
runs.”

Brianna said nothing and then asked her mother if she could go to the restroom. Harry didn’t see
her for the next few innings and assumed she was upset from what was going on in the game. St.
Louis now lead 10 – 0 after a few more big hits from Lightfellow and more spectacular catches.
Finally in the bottom of the ninth the Cubs were down to their final out. Harry was going to get
his wish. One more out and the Cubs would get skunked by their hated rivals. Only one batter, some
skinny infielder who probably hadn’t hit a homerun since little league, was left.

Brianna was around to see the game, but she had other intentions. She knew that Lightfellow, the
St. Louis superhero, MUST be a wizard. He had to be using summoning charms. She knew that she had
to oppose this evil in the most effective way possible. Unfortunately for her, her mother made her
leave her wand at home. Mother always suspected that Brianna might be a little irrational during a
Cubs game. Luckily Brianna managed to procure Hermione Granger’s wand when she “accidentally”
bumped into her in the stands.

It took a while for Brianna to find a location where she could use summoning charms without
alerting all of the muggle spectators or getting pelted by incoming baseballs. She scouted out the
bleachers and found that she could hide behind the seats. Most of the fans were intoxicated or
obsessed with booing the hated Cardinals. None of them were paying any attention to the back row.
She would change her location every attempt so that she could throw off Lightfellow and the
bleachers provided her with the room she needed to do just that. With the Cubbies down ten to zip
in the 9th inning, she knew now was the time. She watched the pitch and waited to hear
the sound of the bat making contact. As soon as she heard that sound she whispered, “Accio
baseball” and the ball landed in the glove of a very surprised Cubs fan. According to the
announcer, the guy just hit his first ever homerun!

Harry laughed off the homerun as a fluke. After all, the guy who just hit the ball was due to
hit a homerun eventually. Next up was a pinch hitter for the pitcher. This guy isn’t very good
either. Harry laughed as the first two pitches resulted in easy strikes. The third and fourth
pitches were however very odd. They seemed to leave the pitcher’s hand with the proper trajectory
but took a sharp left turn and hit the backstop at such a velocity that it knocked some of the ivy
off the walls. The next pitch was way over the heads of the hitter and umpire. Harry quickly
started to complain to Minerva. “Aunt Minnie, someone is using magic to help the Cubs!”

“Calm down Harry,” said the excited witch, “your team is still up by nine runs. If someone were
here to cheat, wouldn’t they have started in the first inning?” As Minerva finished her sentence
the next pitch bounced its way to home plate resulting in a walk.

The first pitch to the next batter hit him in the back resulting in another automatic base.
Brianna hadn’t wanted to do that. She looked and noticed that Lightfellow was moving his arms and
chanting some incantation. She needed to do something. As she summoned the next ball after it had
been hit, she realized that Lightfellow had done his own summoning and the ball was now heading
straight to his glove.

Brianna cast another summoning charm that took the ball into the stand at the last second and
also caused Lightfellow to drop his glove. Brianna saw this as her opportunity and whispered “Accio
Wand.” The wand hit the wall and dropped to the ground. It was so small that no one would even
notice it unless they knew what to look for. Harry gasped when he saw the tiny piece of wood hit
the dirt.

“Are you ok Harry?” Hermione asked.

“I’m ok, that last gulp of pop went down the wrong tube.” Harry hoped that she was fooled as he
couldn’t have anyone realize that his favorite player, the warrior of righteousness, the Cub Slayer
Jeremy Lightfellow is a wizard. He would no longer be able to defeat the evil plans of the Cubs if
he was barred from playing the game. Harry noticed Mark and Minerva looking curiously at what they
thought was a piece of wood near centerfield. Harry immediately forced himself to start coughing
loudly to distract them. He must keep the truth hidden at all costs.

Brianna summoned the next pitch to left-center field for another homerun to make it 10 to 5 in
favor of the Cardinals. She noticed Lightfellow stopping to grab his wand while everyone else was
admiring the homerun from Brianna’s favorite Cub, Mark Grace. She quickly ran all the way to left
field. The first time contact was made Brianna summoned the ball and ducked behind a chair to keep
from getting hit by it.

Jeremy Lightfellow ran as fast as he could as soon as he heard contact. He knew that it would go
to left field because he spotted the little girl running that way. She had been at each location
that the summoning charms had been cast. She was proving to be quite bright, but she was no match
for the Lord of the Lightfellow order of Wizards. Jeremy knew that he had to tap into one of his
many creations in order to stop the Cubs from winning this game.

He whispered an incantation and the ball slowed down and started to drop. It would stay in the
field. He chanted the summoning charm and then felt a huge collision. After a moment of darkness he
opened his eyes to see a very angry teammate. “I said I’ve got it and I meant it too you stupid
rookie!” shouted the veteran outfielder who was sporting a nice shade of red across the whole right
side of his face. “After this game rook, we’re going to show you what happens to rookies who don’t
know their place.”

Lightfellow knew what that meant. He was going to be ostracized within the clubhouse.
Fortunately, he didn’t care. The next ball was hit straight towards the veteran. This would be out
three. As the ball dropped into his glove Jeremy Lightfellow decided that he could make the veteran
face the wrath of his teammates. Jeremy whispered “Stoneganos.” The ball hit the outfielder’s glove
with the force of a large stone falling out of his hand and injuring him in the process.

The veteran was jeered by the Cardinal fans who made the trip and was replaced by another
rookie. In the midst of the sweet revenge, it occurred to Jeremy that he had lost track of the
little witch. As he came to that realization, a towering blast cleared the center field wall to
make the score 10 to 7. The race was on. Lightfellow was running towards right field even before
the pitch was thrown.

Brianna started moving right, ducked underneath some chairs and then took off back to the left.
The Cub hit a high pop fly to right field. Lightfellow prepared to make the final catch. Brianna
threw all caution to the wind and used a summoning charm. The ball just stopped and dropped. The
summoning charm interfered with whatever spell Lightfellow had just used. He attempted to make a
diving catch and just barely missed.

The same player who hit the first home run to start the rally now came to the plate. The
pitcher, unnerved after seeing run after run score, could not seem to locate the strike zone
throwing balls on four of five pitches. The Cardinal manager brought in his closer. On the first
two pitches fastballs whizzed past the hitter for strikes. On the third pitch, a perfect fastball,
the bat made slight contact. Brianna quickly summoned the ball and it bounced through the infield
rolling all the way out to left field. One more run scored making the score 10 to 8 with the
winning run aboard.

The bizarre actions of the ball clearly sapped the closer’s confidence. The next pitch was a fat
one and was rocketed deep to center field. Both Brianna and Lightfellow ran towards center field.
As they reached the wall both cast summoning charms. Lightfellow had leaped into the air to make
the game-saving catch. The ball missed his glove by a few inches just clearing the fence.

“CUBS WIN!” “CUBS WIN!” shouted the PA announcer. Harry hung his head in shame. The impossible
had happened. The Cubs had won. Harry glanced at the scoreboard and realized that his beloved White
Sox had lost today as well. Surely it was a day of great evil. Harry thought to himself that the
soul of Voldemort had to be rejoicing at this very moment. Looking for a friendly face to cheer him
up he turned towards Hermione and realized that she was gone.

Hermione had grown bored of seeing the Cardinals batter the Cubs and decided to skip the bottom
of the ninth and check out some of the attractions in the ball park. She tried her luck at a
pitching game and found herself to have pretty good aim although her velocity left a lot to be
desired. She heard a lot of cheering going on in the ballpark and she figured that the fans were
being good sports and congratulating the Cardinals. After all, the Cubs were down 10 to nothing and
had shown absolutely nothing to make anyone think they could even score one run let alone
eleven.

She then decided to get herself an ice cream cone and get back to the group. As she left to meet
up with Harry, she spotted Brianna, who seemed very happy. “It’s good to see that you aren’t
depressed about your team losing.” Hermione said enthusiastically.

Brianna shouted, “Didn’t you see the bottom of the ninth Hermione? The Cubs won, eleven to ten!
I have to get back to gloat in Harry’s face.” With that she ran off brushing past Hermione on the
way. It felt like she bumped into Hermione’s wand. After a quick check Hermione noticed that the
wand was still in her pocket and in good condition.

As she continued back towards her seat she was stopped by an individual in what appeared to be a
cheap blue business suit. “Hermione Granger,” the man bellowed in a very deep voice. “You have been
caught illegally using magic at a muggle sporting event. You will show me to your parents.”

Hermione Granger was terrified. Who was this man and what did he want? She led him to her
parents and he introduced himself. “I am Waldo Laughman, an agent of the American Ministry of
Magic.” When he noticed their looks of concern, he added, “No don’t worry about the statute of
secrecy, I have charms cast that will cause passersby to think we are talking about the ball game.
The only ones who will hear this conversation will be those in your party.” The Grangers cringed at
the sight of this wizard holding Hermione’s arm like she was a prisoner.

Minerva spoke up on their behalf: “Why have you taken Ms. Granger into custody! She was only
enjoying a Football game!”

“It’s baseball.” Mark whispered.

Mr. Laughman then replied to Minerva in a stern and emotionless voice. “Young Ms. Granger is not
a prisoner, but under American wizarding laws the parents are responsible for the criminal actions
of their children, In this case using magic to affect the outcome of a muggle sporting event.”

Everyone was shocked as the American wizard showed them the last few spells cast on Hermione’s
wand. Everyone except for Harry and Brianna. While the agent explained that the Grangers would have
to pay a one thousand dollar fine Harry shouted, “It’s not fair! Brianna stole Hermione’s wand and
cast all the spells!”

The agent turned to Harry, “Son, I know you want to protect your girlfriend, but your story
doesn’t have any proof.”

Harry shouted at him, “Why not give Brianna some Veritaserum to find out the truth you big
oath!”

“HARRY MCGONAGALL!!!” shouted both his parents and Aunt Minnie in unison.

“You will apologize to this man and your sister at once and you will be grounded for the rest of
the week young man!” Mark angrily explained.

Harry replied, “I will apologize to Mr. Laughman, but I WILL NOT apologize to Brianna because
she is lying and Hermione is innocent!”

Mr. Laughman tired of the long argument and departed. Apparently, the incident was not important
enough to do any obliviating.

Bobby asked Brianna, “Why is everyone so upset that the Cubs won? I thought everyone but Harry
was a Cubs fan.”

Brianna, realizing that Mr. Laughman’s charm must have affected Bobby stated that “We are all
upset because Harry can’t be a good loser.”

Hermione angrily protested. “Leave Harry alone you lying….”

“Stop it, both of you!” interrupted Minerva. “We are leaving, and I must say that I am very
disappointed in you Ms. Granger.” The adults along with Brianna and Bobby left for the van. A
disheveled Hermione Granger stood still trying to keep from crying.

Harry put his right arm around her shoulder and told her. “Don’t worry Hermione. I will get
enough revenge for the both of us. She will learn to never mess with my best friend!” After that
they headed back for what was to be a long ride home.

-

Over the next week, the group minus Harry managed to visit several other points of interest,
including Navy Pier and Shed Aquarium. Harry was stuck at home plotting his revenge against Brianna
for when they got back to England. Hermione was giving Brianna the cold shoulder, and wasn’t
getting much sleep in the room they shared. Fortunately, Harry was allowed to go to his favorite
place to visit the last few days before the Grangers’ vacation ended.

After spending about five minutes in a traffic jam, Mark drove the van through the gate and paid
the parking fee. “That would’ve taken a lot longer if it were a weekend,” he commented as he
navigated his way through the huge parking lot and eventually found a space. “Everybody remember
where we parked.”

“Leave any valuables in the van,” added Cindy as the group piled out of the vehicle. Harry,
Hermione, and Brianna were instantly bombarded with images of Bugs Bunny and Friends as they
followed the adults toward the line at the entrance to Six Flags Great America.

When they got into the park, Cindy said, “I know that Harry and Brianna know their way around
here better than I do, but I want us all to stick together.”

“Can’t some of you go off with Brianna?” complained Harry. “She’s too short to go on half the
rides I like.”

“Am not!”

“You were last year!”

“But I’ve grown! I think I’m tall enough!”

“You won’t be tall enough to get on that new Batman ride!” countered Harry.

“Will too!”

“We’ll find out when we get there,” said Cindy. “Now stop bickering! I know you’re still mad at
your sister but this has to stop!” She turned to Hermione. “Harry tends to only go on the really
fast, dangerous…”

“They’re not dangerous!” interrupted Harry. “They’re designed by really smart people and are a
lot safer than driving a car. They just make you feel like you’re in danger.”

“Fine, Harry likes the fast rides, but if you like other, less thrilling rides, there are still
plenty of rides you can go on.”

“I think I’d like to do both. Maybe I’ll even get Harry to go on a few slow rides.”

“I think I’ll go with you on the fast rides,” declared Adam Granger.

“I won’t,” said Marissa.

They immediately started exploring the park, soon deciding that they should split up into two
groups when Brianna was rejected from riding the Shockwave. Cindy put a stop to Harry’s gloating
before it began. Brianna was upset that she was just one inch too short for the best rides, but
walked off with the others, determined to enjoy herself anyway. Mark, Brianna, and Minerva
McGonagall, along with Marissa Granger consisted of the less adventurous group, riding slower rides
(starting with a carousel) and watching shows that were going on that day.

-

Harry’s group (Hermione and Adam Granger, and Cindy McGonagall) entered the main line for Batman
the Ride after they’d ridden the Shockwave. They looked at the totaled police car that was
displayed near the entrance as they waited.

“Why does there have to be such a long line?” complained Harry.

“Because a lot of people want to try out Great America’s latest attraction,” answered
Hermione.

“And it would be a lot longer if this were a Saturday,” added Cindy.

“I know, mom. I just hate waiting.”

“I’m sorry we couldn’t rent the whole park for you,” she answered sarcastically.

“I wonder if I changed the money in my vault to…”

“Don’t even think about it, young man! That money is NOT to be squandered away for one day of
fun!”

Harry grinned at his mom. “Who said anything about one day? I might get the place to myself for
a week.”

“Harry, you can’t!” said Hermione, causing her best friend to start laughing.

“Do you really think I’d do that, Hermione? I’d be better off to buy one of these rides, or
better yet, hire someone to make a magical equivalent.” He said the last part in a whisper.

Hermione looked thoughtful for a moment. “Maybe one day we could make one. Perhaps as a N.E.W.T.
level Charms project.”

Harry chuckled. “I’ll bet Flitwick would like that. You should’ve seen those commercials from
when Shockwave first came out. This guy was sitting on a regular chair that suddenly started acting
like a roller coaster. When the ride was over it looked like he’d aged sixty years. If we did
something like that – except for the aging part – that would be awesome!”

They promptly stopped that discussion as the line moved again. They didn’t want to risk muggles
overhearing them. At Harry’s insistence, they waited the extra time to be in the front row,
“Because we’ve waited this long anyway – we might as well get the best seats!”

They finally sat in the front row. From left to right Cindy, Harry, Hermione, and Adam took
their seats and the ride began. Harry kept his eyes wide open and loudly exclaimed his enjoyment
while Hermione screamed her head off. When it was finally over, he chuckled at his friend. “Are you
alright?”

“I…just need to catch my breath. That was an…exciting ride.”

-

From there they went to the Iron Wolf, where, after another long line, they rode the stand-up
roller coaster, banging the sides of their heads against the cushions that were in place to keep
their heads secure. By the time they were done with those three rides, it was eleven o’clock –
about time for them to meet with the others for lunch.

They arrived at one of the restaurants and ordered a few pizzas while waiting for the others to
show up. They had just sat down when Brianna came up behind Harry.

“Did you get Hermione to hug you during those rides?”

“Shut up, Brianna! Did you enjoy the kiddy rides? Perhaps you rode a swingset? Ouch!” His little
sister just punched him in the arm.

“Brianna!” snapped their mom.

“Sorry, mom.”

“That you didn’t break it, maybe,” mumbled Harry as he rubbed his wounded arm.

The adults from her group arrived and they discussed what they’d done so far. They’d watched the
Batman stunt show, ridden a train around the park, ridden a few mild rides, and played a few games.
Mark had won a fairly large stuffed Tweety Bird and given it to Brianna.

After lunch, the group went to a few rides together, the first one being the American Eagle.
Harry and Brianna (in a temporary truce just for the ride) sat together with Hermione and her
father behind them. Mark and Cindy were behind the two Grangers. Minerva and Marissa decided to
abstain from the ride and held onto Brianna’s new toy. The McGonagalls on the ride started singing
in unison as the car started slowly making its way up to the first drop.

“Oh say can you see, by the dawn’s early light…”

Hermione looked at her father. “I think we’re on the wrong ride.”

“What so proudly we hailed at the twilight’s last gleaming…”

The McGonagall quartet finished the national anthem just before the car started speeding
downwards, causing several passengers to scream in terror.

-

They rode several other things, such as the Demon, the Rolling Thunder, and the Whizzer, until
it started getting dark. They left the park for the day and stopped at Gurney Mills for a few hours
before going home. The next day they returned to Great America to enjoy the rest of what that
amusement park had to offer, and ride their favorite rides once more for the last time this
year.

All too soon, the Grangers’ vacation was over and it was time for them, along with the
McGonagalls, to return to England. Snape’s hearing was about to happen, and they all wanted to be
there for that.

-

Please review. Thank you to those who have. I truly apologize for how long this chapter took to
post, but the delay was unavoidable.

Special thanks go to L.D. Evans, who contributed greatly to this chapter. He just signed up for
this site and will soon be writing some fanfiction.

P.S. I made some slight modifications to chapters 1 and 7 regarding Brianna’s age. I found I had
some inconsistencies with Brianna’s age. The point is that she’ll start Hogwarts during Harry’s
third year.

I got a bit of information from ‘thesearstower. com’

The Museum of Science and Industry had a Star Trek thing around that time that I went to. I’m
not sure about the exact year, but I thought it would be interesting for them to see.

The Star Trek: The Next Generation episode I’m referring to is ‘Time’s Arrow.’ Part one aired on
June 15th, 1992 and part two aired September 21st, 1992 according to Star
Trek’s website.



12. Justice - Part One
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Harry Potter and all characters, etc. belong to J.K. Rowling, not me.

**Harry McGonagall – Chapter 12 – Justice – Part One**

“Alright. Now that we’re here, I want you to take your things up to your room and stay there
until dinner. You’re grounded for the rest of the summer.”

“What?” exclaimed Hermione Granger as she dropped the suitcase she was carrying and turned to
face her mother.

“Do you really think that we’d forget to punish you for what happened at that baseball
game?”

“But…”

“Honey,” said Adam to his daughter, “Only an idiot would take his daughter all the way to a
foreign country just to ground her before she gets to see all the sights. We wanted you to enjoy
our holiday.”

“Besides, we didn’t know what kind of mischief you and Harry would get up to,” added Marissa. “I
hope he’s not a bad influence on you.”

“What?” Hermione looked shocked.

“Don’t worry. We’re not going to try to separate you two or anything,” said her father,
“although you won’t be seeing him until that Professor’s trial.” He sighed. “You broke the law and
we’re going to have to pay that fine. You have to be punished.”

“But can’t you just fight it in the court?” asked Hermione. “I read the ticket he gave you. It
said we’ll have a trial date in the middle of August.”

“If we don’t pay the fine,” finished Adam.

“So let’s fight it!”

“Spend the money for another floo trip to America?” Marissa asked. “I know it’s a lot cheaper
than flying, but what would be the point?”

“The point is that I DIDN’T DO IT!!!! Brianna did!”

“Not that again,” said Adam.

“Daddy! Why won’t you listen to me?” Hermione’s eyes were filling with unshed tears.

“They proved it was your wand.”

“She stole it!”

“Will you stop accusing that girl?” asked Marissa, looking angry.

“Why on earth would I want to influence that American game? And if I did, I would’ve helped
Harry’s team, not Brianna’s! And furthermore, I would not have broken the law over a stupid game!
Why won’t you believe me? Have I ever done something like this before?”

“Well, no, but we did find out about that troll incident,” said Marissa.

“Can I at least try to convince Brianna to confess? Maybe we can visit the McGonagalls
tomorrow?”

“You know we’re not going to let you do that,” said Adam.

“Ppppplllllleeeeaaaasssseeee, Daddy?” she asked with her most innocent, pathetic little girl
face. “At least let me try and prove my innocence.”

The two adults looked at their daughter and then at themselves. They both took deep breaths and
shrugged their shoulders.

“Fine. We’ll let you call Harry on your mirror to ask him when we can visit and then we’ll hold
onto it until school starts.”

“But…”

“We’ll still allow you to use his owl to exchange letters. Think of it as not being able to use
the phone.”

-

Harry was lying on his bed wearing jeans and a T-shirt, thinking about the last details of his
revenge on Brianna when he felt the mirror in his pocket vibrate. He pulled it out to answer it. A
smile crossed his lips when he saw the bushy-haired witch’s face appear on it.

“Hi, Hermione! It’s good to see you. I’m just about done planning that prank on Brianna for
right after Snape’s trial. Wanna hear about it?”

The girl couldn’t help but grin for a moment, but then her expression turned serious. “Harry, my
parents have grounded me for the summer over the baseball game. I won’t be able to call you anymore
for awhile.”

“What? They can’t do that! I…”

“Listen. They’re giving me one more chance to get Brianna to confess. We’d like to come over
tomorrow.”

Harry took a moment to think. “I think that should be fine. We don’t have any plans for
tomorrow. We were going to the zoo in a few days and planned to take you along.”

“Well, if Brianna confesses, I’m sure my parents will allow me to go. Otherwise…”

“I know.” He sighed. “Maybe I should try talking to that brat again. I can’t believe she didn’t
confess when your parents were fined.”

“I’m just glad your American wizarding law doesn’t take muggle baseball as seriously as muggle
law would. Otherwise the fee could’ve been much higher.”

“A thousand dollars is no small amount anyway. I can’t believe your parents simply accepted the
ticket without an argument.”

“I think they were in shock,” Hermione said with a smirk. “They’re not sure what to believe
right now. Anyway, they’re not going to fight it in court unless Brianna confesses.”

“Tell your folks to come here at about ten o’clock tomorrow morning. I’ll make sure my parents
know, and have them mirror call your parents if it’s not a good time.”

“I guess I’ll see you then. I’ll be able to wish you a happy birthday on the actual day.”

He smiled at his best friend. “Not out loud you won’t.”

“Of course not. That’ll be at your party in a few weeks. If I can come.”

After taking a deep breath, Harry answered, “Hopefully we’ll get the little b…”

“Harry!”

“…witch to confess so you can.”

“I hope so,” she said with a sigh. “I’d better go before my parents decide I’ve talked to you
too long.”

“Bye.”

“Goodbye, Harry.”

-

Brianna sat at her desk playing a game of solitaire. She was bored, but Harry had refused to
play anything with her. She wasn’t sure whether she would prefer the silent treatment to being
yelled at and insulted all the time like Harry was doing. She suspected he was planning a major
prank on her. He was truly angry with her, the angriest he’d been since her first bout of
accidental magic when she’d stunned him with his own wand. A small smile flashed on her face for a
second as she realized that this too involved her ‘borrowing’ a wand. She frowned again, wondering
if her brother or Hermione would ever forgive her.

Not that she blamed them. She’d be ready to kill if someone had done it to her. When she started
using magic at that game, it was just to even the odds and help out the Cubs. Suddenly it became a
crime. When that Ministry wizard showed up and she saw how scared Hermione was, she almost
confessed. Almost. She blinked a few tears away when she realized that the reason she hadn’t
confessed was fear. Fear that she’d be the one in trouble. She’d put on a brave face and claimed
innocence, and had been sticking with her story ever since no matter how bad it made her feel.

She was brought out of her thoughts by someone knocking at her door. She shook her head for a
moment and put a smile on her face. “Come in.”

The door opened to reveal the last person she expected to see. “Um, hi Harry. Did you change
your mind about playing poker?”

His face was expressionless. She knew that’s the way Harry looked when he was trying to keep his
temper under control. “No. I wanted to talk to you.” He walked in the room and closed the door.

“What’s this about? If it’s about that game, the Cubs…”

“This is not about baseball, Brianna!” he said coldly. “It’s about Hermione. She…”

“Your girlfriend? She…”

“Shut up and listen! Her parents have grounded her for the rest of the summer. They’re coming
here tomorrow to talk to you. You’re getting one last chance to tell the truth. If you don’t,
they’re going to have to pay a thousand dollar fine and Hermione will have it on her record that
she has broken the statute of secrecy! People can be expelled for that!”

“She won’t be expelled,” argued the girl.

“No, but it’ll be on her permanent record even if Aunt Minnie doesn’t tell them. Once they pay
the fee it will be a confession. I want you to tell them the truth and then confess it in
court.”

Brianna exercised control of her expression, fighting her instinct to cry. She couldn’t stand
the way Harry was talking to her like she was a stranger. She wished he’d start yelling at her
instead of being cold like this. “Why should I? This’ll all blow over by your birthday party
and…”

Harry’s face turned red as he lost his temper. “Then I don’t want you at my party! I don’t want
any gift you might buy! You’ve gone too far this time. This isn’t just a simple prank; you really
hurt Hermione! You’re a liar and a cheat! I don’t even want you as my sister anymore! In fact,
YOU’RE NOT MY REAL SISTER ANYWAY, AND I’M THROUGH PRETENDING YOU ARE!” He stormed out of her room,
slamming the door behind him. He didn’t see her start crying once the door was shut.

-

Harry slammed the door to his own room, fuming. He couldn’t believe Brianna was that stubborn.
He tried to ignore the hurt he was feeling and focus on his anger. He swallowed as he blinked back
tears that were threatening to fall from his eyes.

“I am not crying!” he hissed at no one. “It’s her fault. She cheated and lied! I don’t need her!
She’s annoying anyway.” He also ignored the fact that he was breathing heavily and was blissfully
unaware of how pink his face was as he convinced himself that he never liked his sister – NOT HIS
SISTER – anyway. He decided he wanted to go flying in the backyard, so he got his Lightning Bolt
and opened his door, only to find his mother standing in front of him.

“Harry, I heard you yelling and slamming doors on the other side of the house and now your
sister won’t open her door!”

“She’s not my sister, but I understand you taking *your* daughter’s side against me!” he
retorted, earning a slap in the face. Cindy looked horrified at herself a moment later.

“Harry, I’m sorry I hit you. I lost my temper. Are you alright?”

“I’m fine,” he said softly while rubbing the handprint on his cheek.

“Good. I’m sorry I hit you, but I want you to know that Brianna is your sister – biological or
not – and I am your mother and love you just as much as Brianna! I’ve put up with you constantly
belittling her long enough! She loves you and I know you love her no matter how mad you are! I will
NOT tolerate you saying otherwise!”

“Fine. She’s my sister. Are you happy?”

“Don’t take that tone with me, young man. Go apologize to your sister.”

“No! I’m not gonna do it!”

“Yes you will!”

Harry sneered at her. “My mother taught me never to lie. If I say I’m sorry, I’ll be lying.”

Cindy almost slapped Harry again before stopping herself. “Fine. Go back in your room then.
You’ll go without dinner tonight. And give me that broom so you don’t get any ideas about sneaking
out your window.” She took the broom from his hands and walked back downstairs.

-

Dinner that evening was a quiet affair at McGonagall manor. Harry wasn’t allowed to leave his
room while Brianna refused to leave hers. Cindy could hear that her daughter was crying and wanted
to help, but she’d locked the door. Obviously she could ask Minerva to open it magically, but she
knew invading her daughter’s privacy wouldn’t comfort her. The three adults silently ate after
Cindy had informed them of the situation.

Both children did show up on time for breakfast, but it was still a silent meal. Harry
completely ignored his sister, while Brianna was constantly looking at the floor, not speaking to
anyone. Cindy did notice that her daughter would occasionally glance at Harry. Both of the children
had obviously gotten very little sleep, based off of the dark circles around their eyes. She also
noted that Brianna’s eyes were red and swollen from apparently crying all night.

She and her husband hadn’t slept much either as they discussed their children. They’d reached
the conclusion that forcing the children to pretend they forgave each other was pointless, so they
had to just wait for them to resolve their differences and hope for the best. Immediately after
breakfast, both kids went up to their respective rooms.

-

At 9:55, the fireplace came to life as large green flames appeared. Blinky appeared in the room
immediately to see who the visitors were. A man, woman, and girl with bushy brown hair emerged.

“Oh, Mr., Mrs., and Miss Grangy! The masters is expecting you. Sit down while Blinky gets them!”
With a small pop, the elf disappeared.

While wiping the soot off his suit, Adam said, “I don’t think I’ll ever get used to that method
of travel.”

“It does make one rather queasy,” admitted Minerva as she entered the room, soon followed by the
rest of her family. “Good morning.”

After they all said hello, during which time Hermione looked into Harry’s eyes expectantly, only
for him to slightly shake his head. She also whispered ‘Happy Birthday’ to him, causing a small
grin. Adam Granger decided to get down to business. “I suppose we should get to the reason we’re
here. Hermione is still insisting that Brianna borrowed her wand and interfered with that game. I
won’t pretend my daughter’s perfect, but she’s not in the habit of lying.”

“Neither is mine,” said Mark defensively, obviously tensing up as he looked Adam in the eye.

“I’m sure she isn’t,” said Marissa diplomatically. “We’d like to just talk with Brianna about it
here in front of everybody to make sure before we pay the fine. After this we’ll never bring it up
again. We’re only doing this because Hermione is being very insistent about this.”

Taking a deep breath, Cindy admitted, “Harry is, too.”

As gently as he could, Hermione’s dad said, “Brianna, would you look me in the eyes and tell me
that you’re not the one who made the Cubs win?”

“I, I,” said the young girl, blinking to fight back tears as she stared at her feet.

“Please look me in the eye. I promise I won’t get mad.”

The girl swallowed and her father said, “I think she’s scared. Maybe it would be better if…”

“No!” said Brianna, finally looking at them as she began crying. “I did it. That player
Lightfellow was using magic against the Cubs, so I decided to help them. I took Hermione’s wand
and…and I waited until the ninth inning and I…I cheated. I made them win. I’m a cheater!”

Minerva, Mark, and Cindy looked surprised and horrified. Adam and Marissa looked surprised and
relieved. Harry and Hermione looked happy and smug. “Why didn’t you tell us?” asked Mark. “Why did
you let Hermione take the blame?”

Swallowing, the frightened girl admitted between sobs, “I was scared! I was scared so I…I didn’t
say anything.” She turned to face Hermione. “I know you hate me now, but I’m sorry! You’ve always
been nice to me, and I did this to you.” She then turned to Harry. “Please forgive me! I’m so
sorry! I wanna be your sister again!”

Adam and Marissa looked puzzled at this until Cindy whispered, “He said he didn’t want her for
his sister anymore.” It wasn’t precisely the truth, but there was no reason to reveal Harry’s true
identity over that slip up. The Grangers accepted that and nodded.

Mark was the first to speak to his daughter. “Brianna, you did wrong by taking Hermione’s wand.
You were also wrong to interfere with that game. You were wrong to let Hermione take the blame for
it. You also were wrong to let us punish Harry for standing up for her. I am disappointed in you
for waiting this long to come clean, but I’m proud of you for finally admitting the truth, and we
both love you very much.”

He sighed. “You’re going to have to testify what you did in the American court, which means
you’ll be going back to America with me when I have to leave for work two weeks before Harry starts
school. Your mother and I will discuss the rest of your punishment and let you know.”

“Y-yes daddy.”

He turned to the adult Grangers. “I sincerely apologize for this. I insist that we pay for your
extra trip to America and that you stay at our house again.”

“We understand exactly what it’s like to not want to believe your daughter did wrong,” said
Adam. He turned to his daughter. “We’re sorry for not believing you, honey. Obviously your
punishment is over and we want to try to make it up to you. How would you like your own owl?”

“Really?” asked Hermione, beaming at her mother, who nodded in agreement.

Mark looked at Harry and Hermione. “I guess I owe you both a big apology. Hermione, I’m sorry
that I took Brianna’s word over yours. Harry, I’m sorry for punishing you for standing up for
Hermione. I guess I haven’t been a very good dad this summer.”

“We both haven’t been good parents,” added Cindy while blinking back tears. “Harry, I can’t tell
you how sorry I am that I took Brianna’s side. I know you felt I was playing favorites, but you’ve
got to understand. It wasn’t your word against Brianna’s. It was Hermione’s word against her. You
didn’t see who cheated and neither did I. You simply believed Hermione over your sister.” She
looked at Hermione. “I took my daughter’s word over yours and was wrong, and I punished Harry for
not siding with Brianna like I thought he should.” She looked down and softly said, “I thought he
was betraying the family.”

“Mrs. McGonagall, you’ve only known me a year, but you’ve known Brianna for ten years. She’s
your daughter and I’m just a friend of Harry’s. I understand why you’d believe her over me. I
forgive you.” She looked over to Brianna. “I can’t tell you how betrayed I felt when you didn’t
tell Mr. Laughman the truth. I don’t know that I’ll be able to forget about this for a long time,
but I…I forgive you and want to be your friend.”

“Th-thank you, Hermione,” she said, looking at her feet as she continued sobbing. “It’s more
than I deserve.” Brianna then looked up at her brother, who’d remained silent since her confession.
“H-Harry?”

Sighing, he looked his sister in the eyes. “I probably will have trouble trusting you for
awhile, Brianna.” She nodded as he took a deep breath. “I’m glad you finally admitted the truth and
apologized.” He saw his mom give him a small signal and he got up and walked toward her. “I love
you, sis.” He hugged Brianna tightly as she sobbed on his shoulder. They stayed that way for about
fifteen seconds. While they were separating, Harry whispered, “This doesn’t mean you aren’t getting
pranked,” which caused her to giggle.

-

The next day found Cindy, Minnie, Harry, and Hermione at the zoo, all eating ice cream cones as
they walked around, looking at the different types of animals. Mark was staying at the manor with
Brianna, who was grounded. He didn’t really like zoos much anyway.

“Mom, do you think that one looks like dad?” Harry was pointing at a large monkey with
light-colored fur. He didn’t look at the name of that species, but noticed that Hermione was
studying them and taking notes on a legal pad she’d brought. He’d asked her if she expected a quiz
at the end of the day when he’d first noticed it, earning a light slap on the arm.

Cindy looked at the monkey as closely as she could through its cage and seemed to be considering
it. With a very serious face, she replied, “Your father has less hair,” causing the others to start
laughing loudly as a group of three people walked by them.

The largest member of that group was a very bulky man with a moustache that made him look like a
walrus. An extremely thin woman was beside him, looking disgusted with everything she saw. They
were followed closely by a very overweight boy who looked like a pig in a wig. He had a mean
face.

The man looked at his wife, speaking loud enough so he knew he’d be overheard. “Do you see that
family, Petunia? Laughing in public like that.”

“It’s disgraceful. Some people have no dignity. And that boy and girl with them. So
homely-looking. Not like our handsome Dudders.” She went to pinch the cheek of her twelve-year-old
son, but he moved out of the way.

“Can we go to the reptile house, Dad? I’d like to look at snakes.”

“Certainly, Dudley my boy. It’s right this way.” They walked off in that direction as Minerva
stared at them with a pale expression on her face.

“What’s wrong, Aunt Minnie?” asked Cindy. “Don’t pay any attention to what those people said.
There’s nothing wrong with laughing.”

“It’s not that, Cindy. I recognize those people.”

“You do?” asked Harry. “Are they wizards?”

“No. They’re muggles. Muggles whose house I spent an entire day watching. Harry, those are the
Dursleys.”

“His biological family?” asked Hermione.

“Yes.”

“Can we follow them to the reptile house?” asked Harry. “I’m curious about them.” He then saw
the concerned look on his mother’s face. “They do seem as awful as Aunt Minnie said. I wonder how
many truckloads of food they have delivered to their house every day for the guys. It looks like
they don’t leave any for Mrs. Dursley.”

“If you’d like,” said Cindy, not commenting on his remark.

By the time they’d caught up with the Dursleys, they found them in a room with several snakes in
it. Dudley was staring at a rather large one looking bored and had asked his dad to, “Make it
move.” After the large man had tapped the glass, getting no response, the boy declared, “This is
boring,” and they shuffled away to look at a different snake.

Harry walked up to the one Dudley had been looking at. The sign said it was a Boa Constrictor
that had been bred in the zoo. It also mentioned that they come from Brazil. He stared at the
snake, which suddenly opened its beady eyes. Slowly, very slowly, it raised its head until its eyes
were on a level with Harry’s.

It winked.

Harry stared for a moment and then winked back. The snake gestured toward Dudley and Vernon
Dursley and said, “I get that all the time.”

“I’ll bet,” Harry replied. “It must be really annoying.”

As Harry realized how unusual it was to talk to a snake, remembering from ‘*Hogwarts, A
History*’ that Parseltongue is a very rare gift that Salazar Slytherin was famous for, he felt
himself pushed to the side. He barely managed to stay on his feet.

He looked back to see the boy he knew was his cousin yelling, “Dad, Mum, look at what this snake
is doing!” Harry wanted so much to pull out his wand and curse that bully, but figured he’d get in
trouble with the Ministry of Magic.

“Move out of the way, boy,” came the voice of the walrus behind him. “I want to see this and you
shouldn’t dawdle. Go rejoin your *family*.”

When the man said the word ‘family’ he sounded like he thought they were disgraces to the human
species. Harry looked at them closely for the first time in his life. His biological mother’s
sister was standing next to her husband and son. The two adults were glaring at him while their son
was watching the snake go back to sleep. Harry’s party was on the other side of the room
watching.

“Actually, you are my family,” he said calmly.

The man’s complexion turned purple. “What do you mean, boy? We’ve never seen you before today!
If you’re trying to get charity…”

“Oh, no. You are Vernon and Petunia Dursley, aren’t you?” They nodded while staring at him
suspiciously. “My name is Harry Potter. You’re my aunt and uncle.”

At the mention of the word ‘Potter’ he saw their eyes bulge out and then a look of fear flash
across their faces.

“Then I suppose you’re one of those,” Petunia looked around for eavesdroppers. “Freaks like
them.”

“If you mean I’m a wi…mph.” At that moment Vernon’s hand went over Harry’s mouth.

Not two seconds later a woman shouted, “Get your filthy hands off my son, Dursley!” while Harry
was kneeing the bulky man in the crotch. Minerva began doing magical crowd control, putting a
compulsion on all the muggles to leave that room while Vernon bent forward, holding himself in
pain. His face was now tomato red as Harry moved away from him toward his real family.

“Your son?” asked Petunia while Vernon was muttering curse words. “You’re not Lily. He
said…”

“James and Lily Potter died eleven years ago,” said Harry calmly. “She’s my adopted mum.”

“Good riddance to bad rubbish,” said Vernon coldly, finally standing up straight again just in
time for Minerva to slap him across the face. She looked angrier than Harry had ever seen her
before.

“Lily and James were the kindest, bravest, and most selfless people I ever knew! You’re the bad
rubbish! I’m so glad Harry wasn’t cursed with you as his guardians!”

“Lily’s dead?” asked Petunia softly.

“Yes,” answered Cindy. “Someone wanted to leave Harry with you, but Aunt Minnie…” She pointed at
Minerva. “…didn’t think it was a good idea and persuaded my husband and me to adopt him instead –
the best decision we ever made!” She smiled at her boy.

“He’d have been straight to the orphanage if they’d tried to saddle us with that freak!”
declared Vernon while Petunia stared at her nephew. “He’s obviously an ill-mannered hooligan who
hasn’t been taught any discipline.”

“We’ve taught him self defense!” hissed Cindy at the disgrace of a man.

“You have Lily’s eyes,” Petunia declared softly while continuing to stare at her nephew.

“Come on, Petunia, Dudley! Let’s get away from these freaks! Boy, don’t you try coming around
our house! You’re not welcome there!”

While they were leaving the reptile house, Harry looked at Aunt Minnie. “You were right. They
are the worst sort of muggles imaginable. Although Aunt Petunia seemed more civil after she found
out her sister was dead.” He shrugged his shoulders. “She must’ve been in shock.”

“I’m sorry that those poor excuses for human beings treated you like that, Harry,” said
Hermione. “It’s hard to believe that they could be related to someone as kind and compassionate as
you.”

“They’re not really my family,” said Harry, leaving the implied ending unsaid.

“Harry,” said Hermione, “Er, were you actually talking to that snake before…”

“Yes. I never knew I was a Parselmouth before, but it just seemed natural. Er, could you keep
that a secret? I don’t want the other kids freaking out or anything.”

“They might even decide you’re the Heir of Slytherin or something if they find out,” added his
best friend. “I promise I won’t tell.”

“Neither shall I,” said Minerva.

-

Finally, the day that eleven years’ worth of Gryffindors, Ravenclaws, and Hufflepuffs had been
waiting for arrived. Severus Snape was being forced to answer for his conduct at Hogwarts.

Harry had gone with his whole family. His parents thought watching a hearing would be
educational for Brianna and she was happy just to get out of the house. Not to mention that as a
future Hogwarts student, she also had a vested interest in the outcome.

Harry, Hermione, and about two hundred other people ranging in ages from twenty-nine to twelve
were sitting on bleachers in a room that was separate from the courtroom. There were five court
officials at the front of the room watching them. Looking around, Harry noticed that he recognized
several students with them. Penelope Clearwater was sitting next to Oliver Wood. All the members of
Harry’s study group were there, sitting near their housemates. He counted six Weasleys present,
sitting together. He recognized Charlie, Ron, Fred, George, and Percy. The other one was obviously
the oldest. He had a fanged earring and a ponytail, and seemed ‘cool’ to Harry.

He also noticed several Slytherins, including Malfoy, Crabbe, and Goyle, sitting as far away
from everyone else as possible. They all had smug looks on their faces, and Harry had a hard time
keeping a straight face as he realized that they planned to testify what a great guy Snape was –
which was exactly what his lawyers were counting on.

One of the officials, a tall, thin woman with wire-rimmed glasses and dark brown hair, who
appeared to be about twenty-eight, began to speak.

“Good morning, everyone. I’m Justice Doright. As you know, we’re all here today because a
complaint has been lodged against Professor Severus Snape. He has been accused of harassment,
favoritism, and abuse of power. These are not criminal but civil charges, and if he’s found guilty,
his punishment will be in the form of losing his job and possibly paying a fine, so you don’t have
to worry about putting him in Azkaban.”

Harry figured that she’d said that so the younger students wouldn’t feel guilty about telling
the truth. He knew some of the horror stories about Azkaban and would probably have a problem
sending anyone there for any charge less than murder.

“My associates will be passing out vials to each of you, and then we will instruct you on how to
copy a memory to place inside of it if you’re not familiar with the spell. We will then ask you to
deposit any memories that you feel exemplify Professor Snape’s character. Any incidents where you
feel he was particularly unprofessional, cruel, unfair, just, friendly, generous, or merciful would
be appropriate for you to deposit. They will be shown to the court and you’ll be placed on the
stand and questioned about them. While these memories aren’t considered absolute proof, they hold
as much weight as any testimony and help tremendously to avoid misunderstanding of testimony.”

After the vials were passed around, Harry immediately began pulling memories out of his head,
ignoring the instructors who were educating the others in a procedure he was very familiar with. He
started with a few moments of the opening feast. Then his first day of Potions. Before long, he’d
raised his hand just after the instructions were completed.

“Yes, Mr?”

“McGonagall, ma’am. Harry McGonagall. I was wondering if I could have a few more vials.” He
heard chuckles around him, and saw that the woman herself seemed to have a hard time keeping a
straight face. It was then that he realized that based off of her age, it was very likely that she
had been one of Snape’s students.

“Certainly, Mr. McGonagall,” she said, glancing at one of the officials. “If anyone else needs
more vials, please raise your hand now.” Judging by how many people raised their hands, Harry
realized that it would be a long trial.

-

Before the trial began, it had been explained that the student witnesses were kept in the same
room and would go first, followed by other witnesses who were kept isolated until after giving
their testimony so that they wouldn’t be influenced by what others have previously testified.
Brianna watched silently while sitting with her parents as the courtroom was called to order.

Since it wasn’t a full criminal trial, there were only ten members of the Wizengamot present,
most of which were friendly with Harry’s C.A.R.E. group. Since Dumbledore was a witness in this
case, he couldn’t act as Chief Warlock. Instead, Augusta Longbottom did. A few people objected
because her grandson was one of the witnesses, but she pointed out the fact that nearly every
family in the wizarding world has a member that is a witness in this case.

That was certainly true, as was reflected by all the members of the press that were present.
Five were allowed in the room itself, with strict orders to keep their mouths shut and to not use a
Quick Quotes Quill. Several other reporters were waiting outside. A few days before, news of this
trial had leaked out and the Daily Prophet, along with a few other publications, had put the story
on the front page. The spectator area was quite crowded. Hogwarts’ entire board of governors was
there as well.

When it was time to make opening statements, Matthew Marcus, their British lawyer, spoke
first.

“Witches and Wizards, we are gathered here today because of a great injustice that has been
thrust upon our children to interfere with their education. A man so vile he has only one friend in
the world has been in a position of authority at Hogwarts for eleven years. He has verbally abused
scores of students rather than teach the important subject that is Potions. He has shown blatant
favoritism to the house of Slytherin, which he is the head of, and has taught by example that
cheating is the way to succeed. The only reason for that is because his friend happens to be
Headmaster Dumbledore, who has ignored hundreds of complaints against him. We are here to do
Headmaster Dumbledore’s job – to make Severus Snape accountable for his actions.”

There was a mixed response from the audience, but most of them supported Marcus. When he was
seated, his opponent, Kevin Killjoy, got up from his seat next to a sneering Snape, and made his
speech.

“Upstanding witches and fine wizards of the gloried Wizengamot, a travesty of justice is being
attempted in this room. The students are trying to control Hogwarts. The honorable Severus Snape
exercises proper discipline in his classroom, as many of his colleagues fail to do, and is now
being put on trial for it.”

“Very well. The prosecution may call its first witness,” said Justice Doright, who had entered
the courtroom a few minutes before the hearing began. She was conducting this civil hearing. Her
job was to make sure proper procedure was followed, while the Wizengamot would determine whether
Snape would be fired.

Sam Gordon, the American lawyer who was working with Matthew Marcus, replied. “Our first witness
is Harry McGonagall.”

Brianna watched her brother enter the room confidently carrying five vials with some type of
silvery substance inside them. She believed they were Pensieve memories, but had never actually
seen them. Harry took the stand.

After he was sworn in, Mr. Gordon began questioning him. “Please state your full name,
please.”

“Harry Mark McGonagall.”

“How old are you?”

“I’ll be twelve on the twelfth of this month.”

“What type of citizenship do you hold?”

“Duel citizenship – America and Great Britain.”

“I see. Where do you attend school?”

“Hogwarts.”

“Doesn’t one of your relatives teach at that school?”

“Yes. My aunt-actually great aunt Professor Minerva McGonagall is the Deputy Headmistress, Head
of Gryffindor, and Transfiguration teacher.”

“What house were you sorted into when you began attending?”

“Ravenclaw.”

“I see. What are those vials in your hands?”

“They’re memories of some of my encounters with Professor Snape. I was told they’d be shown as
evidence.”

Sam smiled. He was looking forward to this. “You are correct. Would you please give me the first
vial?”

Harry handed it over, and the lawyer walked over to the large projection Pensieve in the center
of the room and emptied the vial into it. He pulled out his wand and started the memory, which
showed Harry sitting with his friends in the Great Hall. He performed a spell and the projection
froze. “Would you please tell us when this incident occurred, Mr. McGonagall?”

“That was my first dinner at Hogwarts, right after I’d been sorted.”

The scene was played out before everyone, showing how Snape had tried to read his mind. Harry
then explained that he’d learned Occlumency because his aunt had warned him about Snape’s mind
rapes. Next he showed his first Potions class where he was quizzed by Snape. On and on the memories
went, taking up about an hour (most were about five minutes long) while Mr. Killjoy looked more and
more upset. When it was finally time to cross-examine Harry, the short, stout, balding man looked
ready to kill.

“Mr. McGonagall, that is quite a collection of memories you’ve provided.”

“I’m glad you enjoyed them.”

“The only question is if they’re authentic or exaggerated.”

“Objection!” said Matthew Marcus.

Justice Doright said, “Sustained. Please restrict yourself to asking questions instead of making
vague accusations.”

Killjoy replied, “Certainly, your honor. I apologize.” He then turned to Harry, who was
controlling his temper like the lawyers had told him. “Mr. McGonagall, are you claiming that
everything we saw happened between yourself and Professor Snape during the past year?”

“Yes.”

“Isn’t it true that you’d constantly provoked him to the point that he regrettably lost his
temper a few times?”

“No. He always started on me from day one. As you saw, he tried to rape my mind at the welcoming
feast, and then in our first class he started quizzing me on advanced potions. Then, when I
answered him correctly, he docked house points and tried to rape my mind again!”

“When you say, ‘rape my mind,’ you are dramatizing the mere use of Legilimency on yourself, a
likely suspect for rule-breaking.”

“I don’t know how else to describe rummaging through someone’s thoughts and memories without
their permission!” A signal from Marcus told Harry he was beginning to lose his temper, so he took
a few calming breaths. “My thoughts belong to me and no one has the right to look through them
without my express permission. That’s why my aunt taught me Legilimency. She knew what Snape has
been doing and didn’t want me to be yet another victim. Snape is suspicious of anyone not wearing
green and silver.”

Killjoy now seemed sorry he’d commented on Harry’s metaphor but continued his questions. “Oh
yes, the accusations of ‘blatant favoritism.’ Just because you were barely capable of producing an
adequate potion for the class you’ve come up with this whole scheme.”

Harry asked a question now. “Are you referring to my Potions final that Snape gave an
‘acceptable’ grade to?”

“Yes,” the lawyer said with a sneer. “Obviously you don’t have enough skills necessary to excel
in his class.”

“Actually, my lawyers have proof that I made that potion perfectly but Snape decided to give me
a bad grade anyway.” He looked at the lawyers expectantly.

At this point Gordon spoke up. “Your honor, since Mr. Killjoy has brought up this matter, I’d
like your permission to introduce evidence we’d planned on presenting later. It directly relates to
this line of questioning. Afterwards he can resume his cross examination.”

“Very well,” answered Doright while Killjoy nodded stiffly.

Gordon stood up holding two vials half-full of a potion and two rolls of parchment. “Knowing how
unprofessional Professor Snape behaves, both Harry McGonagall and Hermione Granger (also of
Ravenclaw) decided to turn in a sample of their final potion to their head of house, Professor
Flitwick, who will be testifying later, immediately after their Potions final exam. He had them
both checked by a certified Potions master and they were perfect. This is what’s left of the
samples and these are the results of the test. Either Professor Snape faked their grades or he is
incapable of properly evaluating potions.” He placed the potions on the evidence table and handed
the reports to the judge. He sat back down.

Killjoy, with a sour look on his face, turned back toward Harry, who was grinning. “You stole
someone else’s potion to turn into Professor Flitwick, didn’t you?” he hissed.

“No sir,” said Harry calmly. “I’ll be glad to provide you with that memory.” Without being
asked, he took out his wand and pulled out the memory while Mr. Marcus walked up to him with a vial
for him to place it in. Marcus then placed it in the Pensieve from the moment Harry and Hermione
bottled their samples for both Flitwick and Snape until they’d turned in both samples.

Killjoy looked very upset with Harry, but seemed to have realized that he wouldn’t win this
round. “No further questions.” Harry then was allowed to join his family.

The next witness was Draco Malfoy, who strutted into the courtroom like the pureblood idiot he
is.

Matthew Marcus handled this witness. “For the record, please state your full name.”

“Draco Lucius Malfoy,” he replied cockily.

“When were you born?”

“The fifth of June in 1980.” Judging by Draco’s tone of voice, that was the greatest day in the
history of the world.

“That makes you twelve years old. Where do you attend school?”

“Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.”

“What house are you in?”

With an arrogant sneer, he answered, “Slytherin House.”

“What do you think of Professor Snape?”

“He’s my godfather, as well as my favorite teacher. He is very understanding if a student is
having problems. He’s personally helped me in his class when I asked. He’s very fair.”

“Did you bring a vial of memories for us to view?”

Pulling it out of his pocket, he grinned. “Of course.”

To Harry’s amusement, the handful of memories Draco chose all included him being blatantly
favored over non-Slytherins. He saw Draco accusing Neville Longbottom of sabotaging his potion when
the Gryffindor was nowhere near him. Snape took his word for it without even asking the terrified
Neville and gave him detention, taking twenty points from Gryffindor. Harry noticed the angry
expression on Mrs. Longbottom’s face while she was watching the memory.

In another, a Hufflepuff girl walked up to Snape during a meal and asked for help, only to be
rejected and insulted. Draco was right behind her and asked the same question, receiving help. The
next scene showed Snape giving private detailed Potions lessons in what was clearly the Slytherin
common room. Harry noticed Lucius Malfoy bury his face in his hands while that scene played out for
all to see. It was all he could do not to laugh.

“So Mr. Malfoy, you are testifying that all these situations are true and really happened?”

“Absolutely,” he answered with another arrogant sneer.

“Does Professor Snape regularly give Potions lessons in the Slytherin Common Room?”

“Yes.”

“Why?”

“He wants to make sure we’ll be able to pass our O.W.L.s and N.E.W.T.s when the time comes. He
says he can’t teach most of the subject in class because the imbeciles from the other houses
wouldn’t understand it.”

“I see. I have no further questions.” He turned to Mr. Killjoy. “Your witness.”

“Surely these tutoring sessions are just a review of material Professor Snape has previously
covered,” asked the lawyer, winking at Draco.

“No. He never talks about most of…” He paused, looking straight at Mr. Killjoy for about five
seconds until a switch seemed to go off in his head. “Of course. Professor Snape teaches everyone
from all the houses equally.” Harry looked around the Wizengamot panel, happy to note that every
one of them realized Draco was lying, including a red-faced Augusta Longbottom.

Killjoy’s face was just as red as Augusta’s, but for a different reason. “I have no further
questions,” he stated quickly before Draco could provide more rope to hang Snape with. Draco
proudly strutted over to his parents, oblivious to the fact that Lucius looked ready to
*crucio* him.

“You see,” said Mr. Gordon while he was supposed to be calling the next witness, “Professor
Snape clearly favors his own house.” After Justice Doright shot him a quick look, he continued, “I
now call Miss Hermione Granger to the stand.”

She was led in answered questions, providing several memories. When any of them were determined
to be the same one Harry had provided, they were skipped. Mr. Killjoy seemed to have lost some of
his zeal after the first two witnesses, and wasn’t very hard on Hermione.

The lawyers rotated between Slytherins and non-Slytherins (until they ran out of Slytherin
students), getting consistent results. Even the prefect, Percy Weasley admitted that Snape wasn’t
fair to Gryffindors. Penelope admitted that if Snape stayed at the school she would have to give up
her dream of being a healer because she simply ‘*can’t take that git’s abuse!*’

When they were finished with the students, they broke off for a half-hour lunch before they
heard the same story from all the alumni. The Slytherins liked Snape and no one else did. Some of
them testified (and showed memories) of being kicked out of advanced Potions class for such
ridiculous reasons as breathing too loudly or sabotaging a Slytherin whose cauldron blew up on the
other side of the room. They then brought in several parents who testified to having sent
complaints to Dumbledore that never had any results.

A representative of the Wizarding Examinations Authority then testified (and brought proof) how
O.W.L. Potions scores for anyone besides Slytherins have plummeted since Snape started teaching. He
also testified that the number of non-Slytherins who take the Potions N.E.W.T. have dropped eighty
percent, but those select few students who take it do well.

After that, teachers were called to the stand, all testifying at a minimum that Snape was an
unpleasant man, while many had seen him be rude or unfair to students. Madam Sprout testified that
several of her students over the past decade had changed their career goals just to avoid Snape and
that she’d informed the headmaster, achieving no results. Flitwick said the same thing, adding
specific situations involving Harry and Hermione, including their Potions final.

Deputy Headmistress Minerva McGonagall then took the stand. After answering the initial
questions about her name and position, she began talking about all the complaints she’d received
about the greasy git. “Professor Snape is the reason I purchased a Pensieve nearly ten years ago.
I’d received so many complaints about that man I knew they had to be true. When I tried telling
Headmaster Dumbledore about it, he’d just tell me that he trusts Snape, and nothing would be done.
I’d foolishly thought that if Professor Dumbledore could see for himself how Snape acts, he’d
change his mind. I was mistaken.”

“How many times would you guess you’ve shown the headmaster a memory of Mr. Snape acting in an
unprofessional manner?” asked Mr. Marcus.

“I don’t remember off the top of my head, but my logbook and case of memories are on the
evidence table. I know that there are well over a thousand separate instances there, and Albus has
seen them all.”

“Why do you believe Headmaster Dumbledore has ignored all these complaints?”

“Because Professor Snape was helpful in the war against You-Know-Who.”

“But what has that got to do with the teaching profession?”

“Professor Dumbledore feels Snape needs protection, and allowing him to stay at Hogwarts is his
solution to that problem.”

“So it’s not about Professor Snape’s teaching skills. It’s about protecting him.”

Minerva sighed before frowning. “I’m afraid that the Headmaster is more interested in protecting
Snape than educating students. I can’t tell you how many Gryffindors I’ve had in career counseling
who had hoped to become healers, aurors, or countless other occupations but changed their minds
when I informed them they would need a Potions N.E.W.T. to do it.

“The result has been that in the past decade, there has been a shortage of people entering those
fields. The majority of people who have were Slytherins, and I suspect it’s because he tutors them
in their common room, although I’ve never been able to prove it. Only a select few non-Slytherins
have had the courage to try taking Advanced Potions, and half of them are kicked out for
questionable reasons that Professor Dumbledore refuses to investigate.”

“It may interest you to learn that Mr. Draco Malfoy and other Slytherin students testified that
Professor Snape does indeed conduct Potions lessons in the Slytherin Common Room. Malfoy admitted
that it’s material that isn’t covered in the classroom.” Minerva’s face went from pale to pink to
red in a matter of seconds. She was obviously furious.

The lawyer continued, “We have also seen memories of some of those incidents where students were
ejected from Advanced Potions with no evidence of wrongdoing aside from Professor Snape’s say-so. I
know you’ve been fighting to purge the school of this unprofessional man for a long time. Hopefully
your goal will be fulfilled today.” Turning to Snape’s defense attorney, Mr. Marcus concluded,
“Your witness.”

Upon seeing Minerva’s glare, Mr. Killjoy gulped and loosened his collar. He wished he’d never
taken this case. He got up to ask his questions. “Isn’t it considered unprofessional to interfere
with and judge another professor’s teaching methods?”

“Teaching methods? TEACHING METHODS!” Minerva’s Scottish blood was beginning to boil. “That
miserable excuse for a man only teaches Slytherins, leaving three-fourths of the students to teach
themselves!”

“Well, self-reliance is…”

“Self-reliance? Hogwarts is a school that employs teachers to actually teach their subject to
the students! My job description did not say that I should make my students figure out
Transfiguration on their own while I laugh at their failures, and I don’t think it’s supposed to be
different in Potions! It wasn’t that way when I was a student, anyway!”

“No further questions,” said Killjoy, clearly afraid of Aunt Minnie’s temper.

Sam Gordon got up from his chair. “At this point, we’d like to call in two witnesses who have
been indirectly affected by this situation. Madam Amelia Bones, head of the Department of Magical
Law Enforcement will now take the stand.”

A broad, square-jawed witch with very short gray hair, thick eyebrows and a monocle confidently
walked to the stand.

“Please state your full name and position for the record, Madam.”

“Amelia Susan Bones, head of the DMLE.”

“When you heard about this case recently, you came to us, asking to testify. Why?”

“Because Severus Snape has done our country grievous harm.”

“What do you mean?”

“As you know, a Potions N.E.W.T. is required in order to enter my department to become an auror
or almost any other position. I’ve brought charts that show a steady decline of applicants since
that man took over the position of teaching Potions. We’ve only had four applicants over the last
three years who weren’t members of Slytherin house. The bottom line is that we now receive only
thirty percent of the number of applicants that we used to receive. Many of our master aurors are
nearing retirement age but we don’t have enough young aurors to replace them. I estimate that if
things keep going the way they are that by 1996 our auror force will be half the size it was ten
years ago.” That statement brought ten seconds of silence over the whole courtroom.

“Madam Bones, do you have anything else to add?”

“Only that I implore each member of the jury to do what is best for your country and not let the
apparent blindness of Albus Dumbledore cripple our auror force.” She’d wanted to add that most of
the Slytherin applicants came from families with members that had served Voldemort (under the
laughable excuse of the Imperius curse), but knew that it wouldn’t help the case.”

“Your witness.”

Having listened to three heads of houses complain that their students were denied their dreams
of becoming an auror, Killjoy knew Bones was right. He further knew that she could intimidate him a
lot more that he could intimidate her. By this time, even he wanted Snape fired. When he’d taken
the case, he hadn’t realized how bad things were. Dumbledore had told him it was just a
misunderstanding between a student who was related to McGonagall and Professor Snape. He wanted to
drop the case now, but knew he couldn’t. He simply muttered, “I have no questions for this
witness.”

Next they brought in the head of St. Mungo’s, who said basically the same thing Amelia had said,
only about Healers.

At this point, Mr. Killjoy called the first of his two witnesses (if you count Snape, who’d
insisted against Killjoy’s advice that he be allowed to testify), “Albus Dumbledore,” for all the
good it would do.

“Headmaster Dumbledore, would you please tell the court why you hired Professor Snape to the
position of Potions teacher and Head of Slytherin House eleven years ago.”

“Because he is a certified Potions master and had been a Slytherin. I stand by my decision.”

“Have the complaints against him made you ever wonder if hiring him was a good decision?”

“No. I trust Severus Snape.”

Killjoy knew that even with these questions, Dumbledore was burying himself and Snape. He
further knew that Gordon and Marcus were going to roast him alive and eat him for dinner.
Unfortunately, he didn’t know any question he could ask Dumbledore and get a good answer, but he
still had to try. “What have you done when you’ve received complaints about Professor Snape?”

“I’ve spoken to him about them, and he assured me that they were merely complaining that they’d
either earned a bad mark on an assignment or had been caught misbehaving.”

At this point Killjoy wanted to strangle DumbOldDork. He really didn’t care about the students
involved! Killjoy wasn’t exactly a nice person, but he expected Hogwarts to be run properly. Yet
this idiot didn’t seem to take thousands of complaints against the same teacher seriously. He was
done protecting Albus from the wolves. He turned to the other side of the courtroom. “Your
witness.”

The two lawyers had previously flipped a coin over who would handle Dumbledore, and Matthew
Marcus had won.

“Professor Dumbledore, you answered the question of why you put Professor Snape in his current
position, but you didn’t say why you decided to hire him in the first place.”

“He became a spy for our side during the war against Voldemort at great personal risk.”

“I see. So you hired him as a teacher for help in a war that ended two months after he started
teaching.”

“Yes. It was a perfect position to spy from.”

“Why didn’t you let him go after the war ended?”

“He needed protection from the Death Eaters who are still loose, and Hogwarts seemed the safest
place for him.”

“So what you’re saying is that his position has nothing to do with his qualifications or the
students’ best interests. You are simply helping a man who acts like a Death Eater when he’s in the
classroom! You don’t hold him accountable for his actions and ignore thousands of complaints
against him. You further ignore the O.W.L. and N.E.W.T. results that speak for themselves and say
what a poor teacher Professor Snape is!”

“I trust Severus Snape,” Dumbledore calmly replied with a twinkle in his eye, as though that
alone should put everyone at ease.

“To do what?”

Taken aback by that question, Albus had to think for a second. “He’s not a Death Eater.”

“Although that’s hard to believe based off his behavior toward everyone in Hogwarts except you,
let’s say you’re right. What has that got to do with anything? There are tons of people who aren’t
Death Eaters. That doesn’t mean they can or should all teach. Half the prisoners in Azkaban had
nothing to do with You-Know-Who, yet they committed crimes. Do you think they should teach at your
school?”

“Of course not. Severus Snape is a good teacher.”

“According to who? The only students that like him are from his own house, which he blatantly
favors. Your own Deputy Headmistress has been complaining about him for years.” He walked over to
the table and picked up a scroll. After showing it to Dumbledore, he asked, “Do you recognize what
this is?”

With downcast eyes, the old man answered, “It’s a chart of all the house points Severus has
given and taken every year since he started at Hogwarts.”

“Have you noticed any pattern?”

Sighing Albus admitted, “Over the past eleven years, Severus has never taken a single point from
Slytherin.” There were gasps all over the room.

“Anything else?”

“He’s never given a point to Gryffindor or Hufflepuff at all, but has given one point to
Ravenclaw each year except this one.”

“Anything else?”

“He’s taken approximately a thousand points from Gryffindor, Ravenclaw, and Hufflepuff and given
three thousand points to Slytherin every year.”

“According to Professor McGonagall, you have been shown these lists every year. Is that
true?”

“Yes. But that doesn’t prove he’s a Death Eater.”

“That’s not what this trial is about, sir. Your job as headmaster is to provide an atmosphere
conducive to learning. Part of that is making sure your teachers do that. Instead, you hired
someone who you owe a personal favor to and not only made him a teacher but head of house, and then
you don’t hold him accountable for his blatant favoritism and abuse of authority despite over a
decade of complaints.

“It makes me wonder what other ways you have ignored the students’ best interests. Professor
Dumbledore, you are not on trial here, but I would recommend that the Hogwarts board of governors
reevaluate the wisdom of keeping you as headmaster. If I’m not mistaken, there were other matters
that occurred at Hogwarts this year due to your decision to use the school full of children to
store an artifact that you knew had attracted the attention of a powerful dark wizard. The end
result was a teacher’s death and students being injured.”

“Objection,” said Killjoy softly, still trying to do his job. “Harassing the witness.”

“Sustained,” said Justice Doright half-heartedly. “Stick to asking questions.”

“How long have you known that Professor Snape uses Legilimency on unsuspecting students?”

“Since he started at Hogwarts. It’s a security precaution.”

“You’re saying that trying to rape the mind of an eleven-year-old who just got sorted is a
security precaution?”

“Well…”

“How could you possibly have ignored the O.W.L. and N.E.W.T. results over the past decade?”

“I asked Professor Snape about it, and he explained that many of the students of this generation
are simply not good at Potions and won’t ask him for help.”

“And you trust Severus Snape.”

“Yes.”

“Have you ever thought of spying on him?”

“That would be unethical,” said Dumbledore, showing offence at such an idea.

“Not as unethical as subjecting students to Severus Snape!”

“Objection,” said Killjoy, despite the fact he agreed with that statement.

“Sustained.”

“My apologies. I have no further questions.”

Finally the person on trial took the stand. He was wearing the same type of black robes that he
wore at Hogwarts. He had a sneer on his face as he strutted to the stand. After answering the basic
questions of his name and position, Mr. Killjoy began asking the pertinent questions they’d
rehearsed. Snape’s answers were as close to friendly as the git was capable of.

“Do you favor students from Slytherin over others?”

“Of course not. What McGonagall and Granger have told you is utter rubbish. I treat all the
students fairly.”

“Do you conduct Potions tutoring sessions in the Slytherin common room?”

“I have helped my students when they’ve asked for it.”

“Have you ever tutored a non-Slytherin?”

“I don’t recall which houses the various students I’ve helped in my time at Hogwarts have been
affiliated with.”

“Do you perform Legilimency on students without their knowledge or consent?”

“Yes, as a security measure. If I feel a student is up to something, it’s my duty to find out
what.”

“What makes you suspect a student?”

“It could be anything. The point is that I suspect them. The Headmaster approves.”

“Are you aware of the falling scores on Potions O.W.L.s?”

“Yes. It is quite tragic that so many students are doing poorly at that subject but are too
stubborn to come to me for help. Fortunately, most of those in my own house do come to me so I can
help them. As a result, very few students make it to my N.E.W.T. classes.”

Although Snape was doing good at giving his answers, the crowd, including the Wizengamot jury,
had heard far too many witnesses for this to do a bit of good. They knew that this man had been a
spy either for Voldemort or Dumbledore (one of them was fooled), so he was an extremely gifted
liar.

“I have no further questions.”

Sam Gordon then began asking questions. “Why did you find it necessary to rape Harry
McGonagall’s mind five minutes after he was sorted?”

Although Snape’s ears turned pink, he remained outwardly calm. “I’d heard he’d had an
altercation with my godson Draco Malfoy, and wanted to make sure he wasn’t planning on attacking
Young Malfoy.”

“Why did you give Mr. McGonagall a pop quiz during your first class with him, and take house
points away because he answered your questions right?”

“I wanted to know the level of Potions knowledge that he’d learned in the American school he’d
attended, which was excellent. Unfortunately I’ve found that his skill in brewing Potions leaves
much to be desired. The points were taken for his cheek, not for answering my questions.”

Gordon picked up the scroll he’d previously used to show Harry’s Potion final results. “Both Mr.
McGonagall and Miss Granger kept an extra vial of their final potion and handed it in to their head
of house. He had it tested. This is the result of Mr. McGonagall’s and Miss Granger’s is similar.
They are very different from the results you gave them. How do you explain it?”

Snape’s face was getting pink, and his irritation was starting to show as he read the report.
“They cheated! They’re both arrogant know-it-alls who think they can get away with anything. They
obviously stole a sample from another student’s cauldron.”

“We’ve seen their memories of taking the samples out of their own cauldrons and handing one to
you and one to Professor Flitwick.”

“Then they faked it! Pensieve memories can be falsified!”

“By twelve-year-olds? Most fifty-year-old wizards and witches aren’t capable of doing a
convincing job of that and you’re saying they can? They must be true prodigies then.” There was
mild chuckling in the courtroom as Snape got angrier. Albus was getting nervous. He knew they’d
lose all hope if Snape lost his temper. “I’m surprised that geniuses like them can’t handle first
year potions, especially since Mr. McGonagall got straight O’s in that class in America, which by
the way does grade potion brewing skills.”

“He thinks he knows everything because of that stupid school he went to, not to mention he’s
related to the Deputy Headmistress, so he struts around the school like he owns it! He thinks he’s
better than everybody else! He’s even decided that he can get me fired, but he can’t!”

Seeing that Snape was losing his temper, Sam decided to bait him some more. “But he is getting
you fired. He’s planning a victory party tonight.”

Snape completely lost control as he stood up with his face red. “Dumbledore won’t fire me no
matter what I do! I could crucio a student in the Great Hall during a meal and he wouldn’t care! He
promised me…” Suddenly Severus came to himself and realized what he was saying and closed his mouth
as he sat down. Dumbledore, who was now sitting in the audience, was looking horrified.

“What did he promise you?”

“Nothing,” said Snape, obviously lying.

“You will answer the question,” said Justice Doright with a stern look.

“He promised me I would always be able to work at Hogwarts as long as he was headmaster,” said
Snape with his head down. There were several murmurs across the courtroom as Dumbledore put his
face in his hands.

Harry noticed that Lucius Malfoy was now smiling and wanted to know why. It only took him a
moment to realize that even though Lucius wanted Snape to stay at Hogwarts, he would use this
opportunity to demand Dumbledore’s resignation, and he’d be successful. Dumbledore had proven
himself completely incapable of treating Hogwarts like a school. Instead, it was a place where he
could give secure jobs to his friends, regardless of how they perform those jobs. Logically
speaking, Aunt Minnie should be appointed headmistress when that happens, but he was worried that
Malfoy may try to pull something off and put one of his friends in the position. He’d have to make
sure his aunt openly sought the position.

Mr. Killjoy was the first to give his closing remarks after Snape was seated next to Albus.
“I’ve tried to show that Professor Snape’s actions have been justifiable,” he said, but it was
obvious his heart wasn’t in it. He knew what the verdict would be.

Mr. Marcus gave the final closing remarks. “Witches and Wizards, Professor Snape has
consistently abused his position at Hogwarts for the past eleven years, and must not be allowed to
continue. He has failed in performing his duty of teaching Potions to the point that our world is
in jeopardy due to the small number of people receiving N.E.W.T.s in that subject. He invades the
minds of students, and mistreats everyone who’s not in his house. He is a disgrace to Hogwarts, and
a stain upon its reputation that must be removed. We must demand a higher quality of education for
our children, and proper instructors are necessary for that. He is teaching the Slytherins that the
way to achieve success is by favoritism and cruelty, and this must stop. Members of the Wizengamot
jury, I implore you to demand his removal from Hogwarts, for our children’s sake.”

“The jury will convene to determine a verdict,” said Justice Doright. The ten members of the
Wizengamot were led out of the main courtroom to discuss the case while the McGonagalls plus
Hermione walked up to Sam Gordon and Matthew Marcus, who were preparing to leave once the verdict
was reached. Harry didn’t notice Lucius Malfoy slightly shake his head ‘no’ when a member of the
jury looked at him questioningly.

“You guys did a good job,” commented Harry once they were in earshot.

“This was an easy case. Nobody believes in Snape except Dumbledore. I just hope no one’s going
to cause a hung jury by refusing to admit the obvious,” said Gordon.

“Would they do that?” asked Hermione.

“If they were bribed enough,” said Marcus. “However, I think it would be too obvious in this
case that the troublemaker had been bribed. It would ruin that person’s reputation.”

At that moment, after less than ten minutes, the jury reentered the room and declared a verdict.
Augusta Longbottom was their spokeswoman. “We the jury in this case have concluded that Severus
Snape will be banned from Hogwarts with an injunction against working as a professor for the rest
of his life. We also fine both him and Albus Dumbledore the sum of ten thousand Galleons each.
Snape for his conduct and Dumbledore for his extreme negligence. We also recommend that Hogwarts’
board of governors reevaluate their faith in the headmaster. The twenty thousand Galleons will be
redistributed among every non-Slytherin student that sat under Mr. Snape based off of how many
years they endured it. This won’t end up being very much money per person, but it is the Ministry’s
way of apologizing for not putting a stop to Snape’s abuses years ago. We also demand that Hogwarts
hold extra Potions N.E.W.T. night classes open to the public for the next four years, in hope that
some of the former students who have been forced to give up their dreams because of Mr. Snape will
pick those dreams back up. Those classes will be free of charge.”

There was much clapping in the courtroom until Justice Doright called the room to order long
enough to say, “Case closed.”

-

Please review. Thank you to those who have.

There was more I’d planned on doing in this chapter, but it’s already very long.

I know that this justice system is slightly different than any muggle justice system I’m
familiar with.

As to the Dursleys not knowing James and Lily were dead – Dumbledore obliviated them after
questioning whether Harry was left with them or not.

By the way, I now have a C2 in my fanfiction.net profile that has several good Harry/Hermione
stories that you may want to read.



13. Justice - Part Two
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Harry Potter and all characters, etc. belong to J.K. Rowling, not me.

**Harry McGonagall** **- Chapter 13 - Justice - Part Two**

As Harry and Hermione's families were making their way to the Ministry of Magic's
atrium, doing their best to ignore the cameras and questions that the press had for them, an
unfamiliar voice shouted happily at them.

“Minerva! Or should I say Deputy Headmistress McGonagall, it's sooo good to see you again!”
Harry looked around for the source to see a blond man flamboyantly dressed in light purple dress
robes.

“Do I know you?” she asked, as the man grabbed her into a brief one-armed hug. She was too
shocked to do anything before he let go of her immediately after a photo was taken. Harry noticed
that the stranger had made sure to show his perfect teeth to the camera.

“I suppose I have changed a lot since we last saw each other. My smile has gotten better and my
muscles have expanded, but surely you remember your favorite former pupil, Gilderoy Lockhart.”

Aunt Minnie's brow furrowed as she tried to recall. “Yes,” she said tersely after a few
seconds. “I do remember you. Based off your O.W.L.'s you weren't…”

“Yes; I wasn't proud enough for beating even your record,” interrupted Lockhart jovially.
“When I was informed that the press that was supposed to be at my recent book-signing for my
autobiography, *Magical Me*, which incidentally is celebrating its twenty-eighth week atop the
Daily Prophet best-seller list, was occupied with this story of my former head of house's
struggle against the politics of…”

Minerva looked at him like he was insane. “Weren't you in Slyth…”

“I certainly was *in**cens**ed* to learn that one of our peers was abusing his
authority…”

“Our peers?” she asked with an annoyed expression.

“Yes, as I'll explain in a minute. I knew I had to show you my support and make my grand
announcement here instead of at Flourish and Blotts. I have been contracted to be Hogwarts' new
Defense Against the Dark Arts professor, and will thus insure that my subject shall not fall victim
to the poor quality of teaching that Potions has. Not to mention that I'll be on the alert for
the slightest hint that any other professor is not up to snuff. Together, Professor McGonagall and
I shall protect Hogwarts from corrupt authority figures, so that students shall feel safe to
confide in their professors once more.”

Harry's group escaped during the applause that followed Gilderoy's `impromptu'
speech. Briefly, the boy wondered how Lockhart would've reacted if he'd known that the
`Boy-Who-Lived' had been less than five feet from him. As it was, he didn't want to see the
next morning's Daily Prophet - no doubt with Aunt Minnie hugging Lockhart on the front page. He
glanced back in time to see Dumbledore and Snape disapparate away without answering any questions.
However, Snape had managed to send a venomous look at Harry and Hermione before leaving, which
Harry happily noted was photographed. Nothing could ruin Harry McGonagall's mood today! With a
genuine smile still plastered on his face, he joined the Grangers in the line at the Visitor's
Exit to Muggle London. The rest of his family followed.

-

The Grangers and McGonagalls (even Brianna - just for the night) went out to a muggle restaurant
that had games for the kids to play, along with an arcade designed to empty parents' wallets,
one game at a time, as kids asked for more and more money. When they were on their way home,
Minerva noticed something in the sky.

“Idiot!” she said quickly. “It looks like Dedalus Diggle is sending shooting stars again - just
like he did when You-Know-Who was vanquished eleven years ago.”

“Does that person have family at Hogwarts?” asked Marissa Granger as she admired the magical
fireworks.

Minerva nodded. “Yes, a niece in Hufflepuff.”

“Then he does have cause to celebrate.”

A smile briefly appeared on Minerva's lips. “That he does.”

-

Later that night, when the McGonagalls had returned to the manor, Harry asked if he could have a
private word with his aunt.

“Certainly, Harry,” Minerva said as she got up to walk into a different room. “First of all, I
would like to thank you for helping me to rid Hogwarts of that menace.”

Harry grinned at Aunt Minnie. “That was my pleasure.”

She grinned back. “I'd imagine so. What's on your mind, Harry?”

At this point, her nephew looked down at the floor, as though nervous. “Um, I was wondering, um,
if you think Professor Dumbledore is going to get sacked.”

She frowned for a moment before answering. “Truthfully, yes I do. As much as it pains me to say
it, he has not been acting in the best interests of the students for over a decade, and therefore
hasn't been a good headmaster since you were a baby.” With a nostalgic look in her eyes, she
continued. “Before then, he was the greatest leader our world has ever known, but somehow he
changed when Snape came crawling to him. The complaints about Severus started less than a week
after he was hired. A few months later the headmaster tried to place you with the Dursleys.”

Harry nodded grimly. “The reason I'm asking is because I think you'd make a great
Headmistress.”

She blushed at the compliment. “You flatter me. I was always best at being the second in charge,
not the decision-maker.”

“You try to treat everyone fairly, even me. You never favor Gryffindors over anyone, and you
honestly want what's best for the students. You have a lot of experience, the respect of all
the students, and your position as Deputy Headmistress makes you the obvious choice! Tell me
I'm wrong.”

Still blushing at Harry's praise, knowing that he actually was right, she responded,
“Possibly, but I'm happy with my role as a teacher.”

Harry frowned for a moment. “Everything I said is true, but there is another reason I really
want you to try to get that position.”

Now Minerva was curious. “Why is that?”

“Did you notice Lucius Malfoy at the hearing?”

Her brows furrowed, and Harry could tell she was thinking. “I noticed he was there. Why?”

“He was smiling when Snape said what Dumbledore had promised him, even though he knew it meant
he'd be sacked. I think he's up to something.”

“You think he's going to try to place one of his…associates…in the position of headmaster,
don't you?” Harry nodded. “I suppose it would be worth sacrificing Snape to do that,” she said
pensively.

“I thought that if you were pushing that you had earned the position and wanted it, then that
might stop him from succeeding.” He then grinned at his aunt again. “It would be for the good of
the students.”

Taking a deep breath, she said, “I shall consider it. I think it's about time you went to
bed, young man. You've uncovered enough conspiracies for the evening.”

-

Harry spent the next day at Hermione's house. It wasn't the first time he'd been
there, but he always enjoyed it. She lived in a two-story house not dissimilar to his own, but the
Grangers had a swimming pool. Hermione's mom, Marissa, had the morning off from their surgery,
so she joined Harry and Hermione in the pool - mainly playing a game of keep-away (also known as
`monkey in the middle'). It seemed like no matter what Harry did, he couldn't stay out of
the `middle' for more than five minutes. Hermione and her mum enjoyed laughing at his
predicament.

After about an hour of that, Harry put his hands up. “I give up. I don't know if it's
because it's your pool or what, but I just can't win.”

“I think it's because we're faster swimmers,” said Hermione with a smug smile.

“Hmm,” said Harry, refusing to admit it. “I think I'm ready to get out of the pool.”

-

After drying off and changing, the two kids ended up sitting on a couch playing Dr. Mario
against each other on an original Nintendo.

“Harry, that wasn't nice,” said Hermione. “You just ruined what I was doing.”

“It's part of the game,” he responded with a chuckle.

“I didn't do that to you,” she calmly stated.

“Not my fault.” At this point he was laughing as he just messed her up again.

“Fine,” she said in frustration as she lost that round, “You win. Let's play a different
game where you don't attack me.”

She turned off her system, pulled out the game, and walked over to the shelf that held her small
collection of Nintendo games. Harry noticed the boxes for Mega Man 3, Super Mario Bros. 3, Final
Fantasy, Tetris, and Dr. Mario.

“What's Final Fantasy?” he asked.

Her face lit up. “Oh, that's a really good role-playing game. A sequel came out for
Nintendo's new system last year while we were at Hogwarts.” She looked down. “It takes way too
long to play, and it's only one player anyway. We'd be better off with Super Mario Bro.
3.”

“Sure. I should've asked my parents to get that game for me before I started spending most
of the year far away from home. Maybe Brianna will get my parents to buy a Super Nintendo. It comes
with Super Mario World, which is supposed to be even better than this game. Besides, I heard that
next month they're coming out with a Super Mario racing game.”

Hermione started the game, playing the role of Mario when Harry decided it was a good time to
talk about something else. “Do you have the spells ready? I'd like to do it tomorrow.”

It took Hermione a moment to remember, but when she did, her face it up. “Of course. The
paper's in my room.” She paused her game and ran upstairs, leaving Harry alone for about two
minutes. When she returned, she had a spiral notebook in her hands and a large eagle owl on her
shoulder. It had a large beak and enormous talons, but its most noticeable feature was its striking
orange eyes. Its brownish plumage was mostly mottled but with bolder streaks on the breast. It
looked at Harry and hooted.

Hermione turned to the bird. “Rowena, this is my friend, Harry.” She turned to the boy sitting
on the couch. “Harry, this is Rowena, the owl my parents bought me.”

“Isn't she a bit…heavy for your shoulder? She's bigger than Hedwig.”

“A bit, but she won't stay there long.” As though she was listening, the owl flew off of
Hermione's shoulder and out an open window. “After we got her at the owl emporium, we stopped
by the Magical Menagerie to get some owl treats. They're cheaper there. Anyway, I saw this
adorable large, fluffy ginger cat named Crookshanks that the owner said people didn't seem to
want. I just fell in love with it and asked my parents to buy him as an early birthday
present.”

“Really?” asked Harry, more interested in the notebook she was holding than some cat, but not
wanting to be rude.

“Yes, but my parents said that I need to prove I can take care of Rowena for awhile before
they'll let me have another pet. They said they'd consider it at Christmas if Crookshanks
is still there.”

Sighing, Harry said, “That's too bad. Can I see the notebook?”

Huffing a bit as she realized he really wasn't interested in the cat, she handed him the
spiral.

“Aren't they just a few spells, Hermione?” he asked after browsing through it to find it was
half-filled with notes.

“Yes, but I thought you'd want to know the background of the spells. It's so lucky that
you can do magic at your Aunt's house.” Then her brow furrowed. “Are you sure we should still
do this to Brianna? She did confess, after all.”

“Of course,” he said with a grin. “She'd do the same to me. This prank is harmless -
it'll only irritate her.” He chuckled a bit before continuing. “Besides, it'll show her
that she's still my sister. She'd probably be hurt if I didn't do this.” He got a
faraway look in his eyes. “It's all for her.”

“Yeah, right,” said Hermione, giggling. She then picked up her controller and unpaused the
game.

-

The next morning, Brianna was sleeping soundly when suddenly she felt something touch her face.
She slapped it away and awoke immediately as the sound of buzzing filled her ears. She slowly
looked around the room as her eyes got wider and wider. The buzzing sound was still filling her
ears. “Harry!” she hissed. Her bedroom walls were covered with posters from the baseball team she
hated more than any other - the White Sox.

Upon closer inspection, she saw that the posters weren't tacked or nailed to the walls,
which meant they were held by a sticking charm. She walked over to her dresser to see that,
“He's taken my wand! And where's that buzzing coming from?”

She opened the door and marched over to Harry's room, pushing it open without bothering to
knock. She found him sitting at his desk talking to Hermione on his mirror.

“Good morning, Brianna,” he said with a grin.

“Where is it?” she demanded.

“The morning is everywhere in this hemisphere,” responded Hermione from the mirror. “It's
night everywhere else.”

“You know what I'm talking about, Harry! Give me it!”

Ignoring that statement, Harry smirked at the front of her nightgown. “I'm glad to see you
changed teams, Brianna. It was the right decision.”

“What are you…GIVE ME MY WAND!!!” she screamed as she noticed that her nightgown had the words
`*White Sox* *Rule!'* in bold letters. Before he could answer, she spotted its tip
sticking out from under Harry's dresser and dove to the floor, grabbing it before Harry could
summon it away. She glanced back at her brother to see he was talking to Hermione again. “What is
that buzzing sound?” she demanded.

He looked up from his mirror. “I don't hear a buzzing sound. I only hear a little sister
who's being pranked for the day in retaliation for…”

“Fine, but it's not very creative.” She then performed a, “Finite incantatum,” on her
clothes, getting rid of the offending phrase. “It'll be over in a few minutes.”

She marched back to her room and took the posters down. She was surprised at how easily they
came off. “He had to have done something else,” she muttered to herself. She grabbed some clothes
for the day, including her favorite Cubs jersey, and went into the bathroom to take a shower.

After ten minutes under the hot water, she stepped out and dried herself, only to find that the
only available towel was advertising the White Sox. “Ha ha,” she whispered as she dressed, proudly
showing her support for the Cubs.

Suddenly, the buzzing stopped. She looked around and saw a Snitch floating near her forehead,
its wings fluttering slightly. Upon closer inspection, she saw that it looked like a miniature
winged baseball instead of a golden sphere. She reached out to grab it, only to have it disappear
the moment she touched its wings. The buzzing sound resumed, and she realized that it was still
near her, but moving too fast for her to see. She glanced at the mirror on the way to the door only
to see that her jersey was no longer advertising the Cubs. It was now a White Sox jersey.

“It must have changed when I touched that stupid Snitch,” she muttered as she grabbed her
wand.

-

Once more wearing a Cubs jersey, the girl exited the bathroom. The buzzing stopped and she could
once again see the baseball/Snitch. Shaking her head, she ignored it and walked downstairs to
breakfast. The buzzing resumed.

The prank lasted all day, with Brianna getting more and more irritable, but not saying what was
wrong. Harry would chuckle every time he saw her getting upset. She only forgot herself twice and
touched the winged baseball, and none of the adults were in the room when she did. At seven p.m.,
the buzzing stopped and she noticed the baseball moving away from her. She followed it to
Harry's room, even opening the door for it. She watched the Snitch land inside a small case
before Harry put down the book he was reading and performed a `Finite Incantatum' on the winged
ball, turning it into a normal Snitch a moment before closing the case over it.

Brianna smacked her forehead in aggravation as her brother laughed. “All I had to do was perform
that spell on the Snitch?” she questioned.

He nodded, unable to talk through his laughter. Her face turned pink. “That was mean! I ought
to…”

“You ought to let it go, sis,” said Harry firmly. “I told you that you were still getting
pranked, and so you have been. Now we're even.”

She looked down for a moment in shame over what she'd done to Hermione. “Fine, but if you
even *think* of doing something like that again, I'll…”

“…get even. I know. It's nice to be pranking you again, Brianna.”

She smiled at him for a moment, turned around, and left the room.

-

Harry's birthday party on Wednesday, August 12th. His whole study group
(Hermione, Padma, Anthony, Neville, Hannah, and Susan) came to McGonagall Manor for it (Padma and
Hermione came early and stayed late). Hermione (and her parents) gave him a Nintendo Game Boy,
along with extra batteries and a few games for it (*Mega Man 3*, *Super Mario Land*, and
*Final Fantasy Legend*). She was relieved when it worked at McGonagall Manor.

“I wanted you to have some games you could play for the rest of the summer, and I was hoping
that maybe it'll work on the Hogwarts grounds if you get far enough from the castle.
*Hogwarts, a History* only says specifically that electricity doesn't work…”

“…inside the castle itself,” completed Harry. “I never thought about that. If it works outside
then we might be able to play muggle music there too - maybe at a picnic or something!”

Minerva looked stunned at the prospect. “In all my years teaching there, I've never heard of
a student trying electric gadgets outside. It was always inside the castle.”

“It certainly won't hurt to try,” said Harry.

He received books, magical candy, and similar presents from his other friends. He got the Game
Boy game *Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: Back from the Sewers* from Brianna, leading him to
believe that she knew what the Grangers were getting him.

After all the guests besides Hermione and Padma left, Minerva gave Harry her gift - a very thick
book called, *A Guide to the Animagus Transformation*. She said, “Harry, as you know,
you've done extremely well in all your classes, including Transfiguration. I believe that you
would be an excellent candidate for becoming an Animagus. If you can keep your grades up, read this
book and write a report for me on every chapter before your next birthday, then I'll start
giving you private Animagus lessons during your third year. You're not to attempt any of the
exercises mentioned in this book without my specific permission.”

She looked around to Padma and Hermione, who were staring at her in awe. “This offer goes for
both of you as well. I'll leave it up to Harry if and when he loans you his book. I will say
that if he doesn't earn the lessons none of you will.” She grinned for a moment. “It is my
first case of favoritism, but it doesn't count because this is not part of Hogwarts'
curriculum. She then looked at her niece. “You'll get the same offer for your third year if you
do as well as they have - that is an `O' in Transfiguration and at least an `E' in
everything else.” Padma hadn't broken any records, but had done very well. “This offer and
those lessons are to be a complete secret until you're ready to register with the
Ministry.”

After they all agreed, Harry's parents gave him their gifts. They gave him a traveling case
for his Game Boy and a few more games, along with a small cd/cassette boombox with extra batteries.
“We figured you could try this out at Hogwarts as well. We brought some of your `Weird Al'
music with so you could try it out. If it works, then tell us what else you want us to send
you.”

Harry spent Friday, August 14th, swimming, playing video games, and reading his
Animagus book with Hermione at her house. The next morning, her family, along with Harry's dad
and sister, left for America. The Grangers were just spending a three-day weekend revisiting some
of their favorite places (all but Brianna who was still grounded), but they were actually going
there to attend Hermione's hearing that Monday. However, Harry wouldn't see Brianna or
their father until Christmas.

-

Hugging Brianna in the magical part of the airport, Harry said, “Good luck at the trial,
Brianna. You're doing the right thing. I love you.”

“I love you, too, Harry.”

“Take care of yourself, sis.”

“I will.”

“And stay out of my stuff,” he added with a smirk.

“I will,” she replied with an innocent expression on her face. “...you won't notice a thing
out of place when you come back for Christmas.”

Harry then hugged his dad goodbye, and then wished Hermione good luck at the hearing, promising
to see her on Tuesday.

-

On Monday, August 17, 1992, a group of two men, one woman, and two girls walked into the large
courthouse in Little Salem. Each of the girls was holding her father's hand as they made their
way along the dark gray tiled floor toward a group of small burgundy carpets in the middle of the
half-circular foyer. A nearby sign said, `Stand on a carpet and state your destination.'

“I guess we ought to, huh?” said Mark McGonagall, while stepping onto the nearest carpet.

“I wonder if they're flying carpets,” said Marissa Granger excitedly as she joined Mark.

“I hope so,” said Brianna with a smile that temporarily replaced her downcast expression. She
hopped onto the carpet.

“They're banned in Britain,” commented Hermione nervously as she stepped on it, “so this
will be a unique experience.”

“Are you sure we can't just walk?” asked Adam Granger as he took a deep breath and joined
the others.

Mark cleared his throat. “Er, please take us to courtroom seven.”

“Whoa!” they all screamed as the carpet started moving straight up. Hermione barely managed to
avoid falling as she looked up toward the ceiling, only just noticing that the only ceiling above
them was the actual roof. The carpet took them past the first and second floor in what seemed like
five seconds, stopping at the third floor. It was at this moment that they realized their feet were
stuck to the carpet. Otherwise they'd have kept going up. The carpet then started moving to the
left, crossing the threshold to the third floor and continuing down a hallway. It stopped and
landed in front of a set of double-doors labeled, `Courtroom Seven.' The whole trip took twelve
seconds.

Once the carpet had landed, they found that they could walk freely once more. Adam opened one of
the wooden doors, and taking Hermione's hand, he led the way inside. A wizard wearing something
that resembled a Marine dress uniform, complete with the white hat, whispered, “This way,” to them.
They noticed he was wearing a visible wand wrist holster. He led them to a group of about fifty
chairs with different people who apparently had been accused of breaking a magical law and were
having their day in court. Since there were only about thirty people present, almost half of which
were children, they had no trouble finding a place to sit together.

The judge was a stern-looking man with grey hair and a well-trimmed beard. He was wearing black
judge's robes that would've fit in if they were in a muggle court. There was no gavel to
get people's attention, nor a microphone. There was a projection Pensieve in the middle of the
room, as well as a large muggle television with a built-in vcr on a cart with wheels. It was
currently in an empty corner of the room, but obviously it could be rolled wherever needed. There
was also a pen that seemed to be writing everything that was said down as the fanfold paper kept
moving.

As they waited for Hermione's case, they watched as a blond girl about sixteen years old
claimed that she thought no one was looking when she apparated directly out of her muggle
high-school classroom. She had elected to complete her magical education the way that Harry had
started his - going to a muggle school full-time and a magic school part-time. The judge replied
with an irritated look, “Twenty-three people had to be obliviated. You have risked the exposure of
our world, and exercised very poor judgment. Your fine stands, and your apparition license is
suspended for the next six months. Case closed.”

“SIX MONTHS?!” she yelled, “That's NOT fair!”

The judge glared at her for a moment. “You're right. Make that a year, and don't yell at
me unless you want to be held in contempt of court. Next case.”

“I…” shouted the red-faced airhead before falling over petrified. Several of the spectators
chuckled softly.

Hermione pointed to the man pointing his wand. “That's the officer who showed us to these
seats,” she whispered. “I'm glad we didn't resist.” They continued watching as the girl was
levitated out the door with her parents following and the paper work for the next case was given to
the judge.

As they watched each case, they realized that this was the courtroom where all statute of
secrecy violations by muggle-born minors were handled (In America you could get an apparition
license at sixteen-years old). The adults were all parents, and the fines were given in dollars.
One boy had hit a muggle bully with the bat-bogey hex. A girl had accio'd her glasses after
some muggle girls had stolen them. For cases of self-defense like them, the perpetrators were fined
a hundred dollars and given a written warning about exposing the magical world. Others, who did it
for any other reason, were fined a lot more. Brianna got more and more nervous as she imagined what
the judge would do to her, but she was determined to tell the truth.

Finally, the judge was given paperwork and a videotape. After glancing at the top paper, the man
called out, “The case of the Little Salem magical community versus Hermione Granger is now in
session. Is Hermione Granger present?”

Nervously, the bushy-haired girl stood up and began walking toward the center of the room. “I
am, your honor.”

“Were the people you were sitting between your parents?”

“Yes, sir,” she nodded while her parents did the same.

Adam said, “We're Adam and Marissa Granger, sir, and feel that our daughter can speak on her
own behalf.”

The judge nodded, and turned back to the buck-toothed girl in front of him. “It says here that
you are not an American citizen. Is that correct?”

“Yes, sir. I'm from England. I was visiting some American friends.”

“I see. Did they take you to a muggle baseball game on July 22nd?”

“Yes, sir.”

“You are accused of using magic to interfere with the game, causing the baseball team known as…”
he looked back at the papers in front of him, “…the Cubs to win. Your wand was identified as the
instrument used for this cheating violation of the American Statute of Secrecy. How do you
plead?”

Hermione took a breath and rehearsed her reply once more in her mind before speaking. “Not
guilty, sir.” He looked surprised but she continued before he could say anything. “It was my wand
that was used, but I wasn't the one using it. The person who did this is here and wants to
confess. She was with me at the game.”

“Very well, call her up here.”

Hermione looked toward her best friend's little sister and kindly said, “Brianna, would you
come down here?”

The obviously frightened girl stood up and started walking toward Hermione. She was slightly
trembling. Hermione gave her a small smile and stepped back, allowing the ten-year-old to take her
place. She was the youngest child they'd seen take the stand.

“You don't have to tremble so much, child. I haven't had a little girl executed in
hours,” the judge said with a slight smirk on his face, earning a few chuckles.

“S-s-sorry, sir,” she said softly, looking at the ground.

“Please look at me and state your full name for the record.”

She looked up and swallowed. “Brianna Minerva McGonagall.”

“And when were you born, Miss McGonagall?” he asked kindly.

“March 8th 1982.”

“Are your parents here, Miss McGonagall?”

“My daddy is, sir.” She pointed out her father.

“Is your daughter an American citizen, Mr. McGonagall?”

“Yes, sir,” Mark answered from his seat.

“Very well.” The judge turned back to the frightened girl.

“Would you mind telling me what happened at the baseball game?”

Clearing her throat, the brown-haired girl began to tell the story. “You see, sir, we were
watching the game. That is my parents, Aunt Minnie, my friend Bobby, my brother Harry, his friend
Hermione, and her family were there. In the first inning, I saw that a member of the Cardinals -
the team the Cubs were playing against, was cheating magically by summoning the ball.”

“Wait a minute,” said the judge, “You're claiming that a member of a professional baseball
team is magical and cheated?”

“Yes, sir. The name on his uniform is Lightfellow.”

The judge made a note on his paper. “Please continue.”

She looked down nervously. “Um, I…” She then started blinking her eyes rapidly, as though to
stop tears and swallowed. “I, um, took Hermione's wand and waited until just before the game
ended and, um, started cheating by summoning the baseball to make sure the Cubs won. I even made
Lightfellow's small wand fall out of his baseball glove for a few minutes before he got it
again. Anyway, I snuck Hermione's wand back into her pocket just before the policeman caught
her.” She looked down again as a few tears did start falling down her cheeks. “I, I was too scared
to tell him I was the cheater, but I'm admitting it now.”

The judge scratched his chin for a few moments. “Thank you for confessing, Miss McGonagall. You
may have a seat back with your father while we watch the muggle video of the game.” He then turned
to the court while one of the officers took the tape from him while another rolled the TV cart to a
position where everybody could see it. Brianna noticed that there was an extension cord that
reached across the room to an outlet.

The judge addressed the seated people. “Muggles record many things in their own way using
electricity so that they can be watched on their televisions. Baseball is one such thing. Since we
had a case pertaining to the game, we acquired a copy of the recording as evidence. We're now
going to watch relevant parts of it. I ask that no one use magic during this presentation, as it
can interfere with muggle electricity.”

The tape was played, skipping the irrelevant parts, and it was quite obvious that Lightfellow
was cheating. They didn't focus on what Brianna did (since she'd already confessed it), but
instead on the baseball player.

When the video was finished, the judge declared, “We will definitely be speaking to Mr.
Lightfellow.” Then he turned to Brianna, who had returned from her seat. “While I can understand
how you felt watching that man cheat, I can't condone your actions. Two wrongs don't make a
right.”

Looking at the ground, she said, “Yes, sir. I'll never do it again.”

Glancing at Hermione, the judge continued, “Miss Granger, all charges against you have been
dropped.”

“Thank you, sir,” the bushy-haired girl responded with a smile.

“Miss McGonagall, you are hereby fined $50 that must be paid within a week. Case closed.” He
pulled out his wand and caused it to make a sound like a mallet hitting a piece of wood.

A different officer led the McGonagalls and Grangers out of the courtroom, giving them both
appropriate papers regarding the results of the hearing. The officer led them to a flying carpet
that quickly took them first (upon Mark's request) to the appropriate desk to pay the fine, and
then to the exit. On the way out, Mark told Brianna how proud he was of the way she handled
herself, and for telling the truth, and that he would be deducting the fine from her allowance for
the next five weeks. She accepted it without complaint.

“As soon as we get home,” said Mark, “We're gonna call your mom, Aunt Minnie, and Harry on
my mirror.”

-

Harry was sitting in the den at McGonagall Manor, playing (and losing) a game of chess against
Aunt Minnie, when Blinky popped into the room with something small in his hand. “Blinky is sorry to
interrupt Mistress Minnie and Master Harry, but Mistress Breenie, Master Mark and your Grangeys is
on Master Harry's mirror. It is being in Master Harry's room, so Blinky is bringing it.”
The elf held out his hand, revealing Harry's mirror.

“Thanks, Blinky,” he said as he took the mirror. “Could you please tell my mom that they're
on the mirror? She'll want to hear how things went, too.” He spoke to the person displayed on
it. “Hey, Brianna. How'd it go?”

“I, um, told the judge what happened, and he showed a video tape of the game in the court. He
said they were going to investigate Lightfellow, and that the charges against Hermione were
dropped.”

“That's good. I'm proud of you, sis. What did he decide your punishment would be?”

“A fifty dollar fine. Dad already paid it and said he'd take it out of my allowance.”

“That's not too bad. It could've been a lot worse.”

“I know.”

“Are you going to hog the mirror all day?” came Hermione's happy voice from behind Brianna.
“I want to talk to him, too.”

“It's my mirror. I'd like to talk, too,” said Harry's dad.

Together, all three of them told Harry, Minerva, and Cindy (who joined them a minute after Harry
send Blinky to get her) all about the building, flying carpets, and everything they could think of.
Hermione told them that her family was returning at eight in the morning so that her parents'
surgery could open at ten. Cindy and Harry would be there to pick them up (in a muggle taxi - not
the Knight Bus), but Minerva would have to be at a meeting at Hogwarts with the Board of
Governors.

-

“Let the Hogwarts Board of Governors Meeting on the 18th of August, 1992 begin.” The
chairman of the board, Augustus Stepover, tapped his wand on a bell, causing it to emit a chime
which got everybody's attention and caused a nearby quill to start writing on a parchment. “Let
it be noted that all twelve members of the Board of Governors are present, along with Headmaster
Albus Dumbledore and Deputy Headmistress Minerva McGonagall.”

The short, thin, balding man was speaking in his raspy voice, his long, gray hair flowing behind
him. They were seated in a large classroom on the first floor of Hogwarts, at a table that looked
like it was normally in the Great Hall. The room had been charmed imperturbable once everyone
arrived.

Minerva was very nervous as she sat near the far end of the table. She noticed that the twinkle
was gone from Albus' eyes. He looked older than he ever had before. She'd been to several
of these meetings before, but never had she considered nominating herself to be headmistress. She
still hadn't decided whether she would do it or not, but she had a scroll with her
qualifications in her purse, just in case. Every so often, she would glance at Lucius Malfoy
suspiciously.

“The reason for this meeting is that it has been called to the attention of this board that
Headmaster Dumbledore has not been acting in the best interests of this school or its pupils for
quite some time. It is quite embarrassing that it was brought to our attention in such a public
fashion,” he continued, glancing at Minerva.

She spoke up, politely but firmly. “I tried letting you know over six months ago at a meeting,
but you refused to believe that things had gotten as bad as they had. Therefore you gave me no
alternative but to bring this issue to the courts if I wanted to return Hogwarts to the institution
of learning that it was meant to be.” Looking straight at Albus, she continued, “For what it's
worth, I'm sorry that it had to happen the way it did, but I stand by my decision. My primary
concern is the welfare of this school and its students.”

“Very admirable,” said Lucius cordially. “I applaud your efforts, Professor McGonagall, in
exposing the incompetence of Severus Snape. I'm afraid that I allowed my personal friendship
with the man to temporarily cloud my judgment during the meeting you mentioned. For that I
apologize.”

She nodded politely, knowing that she couldn't publicly insult Malfoy if she wanted a chance
of becoming Headmistress.

“However,” Lucius continued eloquently, “Headmaster Dumbledore has been letting his personal
friendship with Mr. Snape cloud his judgment for eleven years and ignored all the complaints about
him, refusing to personally investigate the matter. I hereby make a motion that he be dismissed
from his position…” Minerva noticed Albus, who'd been silent thus far, put his head down in
resignation. “…and that I be appointed headmaster in his place.” Both Albus and Minerva's heads
snapped toward Malfoy.

Minerva spoke first, doing her best to control her Scottish temper. “With all due respect, Mr.
Malfoy, I do not believe you are qualified for that position. For one thing, you have no teaching
experience. The head of a school should be someone the students are familiar with. It should be
someone that has taught for thirty-five years. Someone who has been head of a Hogwarts house, and
deputy to the Headmaster.”

“In other words,” said Mr. Stepover in his raspy voice, “you are suggesting yourself as
Headmistress.”

She nodded curtly and said in a steady voice. “Yes. I believe I am the most qualified person for
this position.” She glanced over to Malfoy, and to her surprise he didn't seem upset or annoyed
at all. He remained silent while several board members started whispering to each other, glancing
at McGonagall every few seconds. She felt like every eye was on her.

After about a minute, Stepover hit the bell again. “We must have order. First of all, it
hasn't yet been decided whether or not Professor Dumbledore will be dismissed. It is usually
customary to let him defend himself before talking about who will replace him. Headmaster, do you
have anything to say?”

Looking between Lucius and Minerva, the twinkle returned to his eyes. “While I am forced to
admit that I have been wrong in my handling of the situation with Professor Snape, I believe that
the rest of my actions have been in Hogwarts' best interests.” He raised up a hand when someone
wanted to protest. “I know that some of you disagree, and that the debate could go on all night
long with no resolution.”

He took a deep breath. “I therefore offer a compromise. You may vote on my replacement now. I
will retire willingly if and only if Minerva is appointed as my successor. As she has stated, she
is the most qualified person for the position and cares so much about the students that she stood
up to me. However, is she is not my replacement, then I will fight this, and you will need
seventy-five percent of the votes to sack me, which I don't believe you will obtain. I believe
that at least four of you still respect the good I have done in my years at Hogwarts enough to
overlook one or two mistakes. I am, after all, only human.”

“Very well,” said Stepover. “We will accept your compromise. However, before the vote I must
mention that Minister Fudge, who may I remind you has no power over this Board, spoke to me
yesterday and suggested that a his senior undersecretary, a woman named Delores Umbridge, would be
an excellent replacement for Professor Dumbledore in the event of his resignation. He gave me her
resume.” He pulled out a scroll and opened it. Based off of the way that he read the scroll,
Minerva could tell he was completely against hiring anyone Fudge suggested but felt obligated to
mention her.

“We will now have our vote. Mr. Malfoy, Professor McGonagall, since you two are candidates we
ask that you leave the room while we vote. We will, of course, count Mr. Malfoy as having voted for
himself. We will allow Headmaster Dumbledore to stay. Although he has no vote, he will be allowed
to speak more on behalf of his candidate of choice during the debates that no doubt will begin the
moment the door is closed. We'll call a house elf to get you when we're done.” The spell
was taken off the door and the two exited. The door was immediately closed.

“Professor McGonagall,” said Lucius cordially, “It seems that we are competitors. May the best
one for the job win.”

“Yes. If you'll excuse me, I have lessons to prepare.” She added as an afterthought. “If
I'm appointed headmistress, I'll still continue teaching until I find a suitable
replacement. When one is hired, I'll offer my lesson plans to that person until they come up
with their own.” She quickly walked off, proud of herself for being courteous, and went to her
office. She thought about mirror calling her family, but decided not to. She'd rather wait
until this was over.

-

She had just completed updates to her sixth-year curriculum when an elf she wasn't familiar
with popped into the room. “Professor Mc-Goney-gal. Plankey is being asked to be summoning you back
to your meeting.”

She smiled at the elf's mispronunciation of her name. By now she was used to the fact that
house elves couldn't say `McGonagall.' “Thank you, Plankey,” she said as she got up.

-

She found the classroom door open, and walked in and sat in her chair. Albus' eyes were
twinkling madly. She took this as a good sign but kept a neutral expression. Moments later Malfoy
entered and the room was resealed.

After sounding the bell once more, Mr. Stepover began speaking. “Professor McGonagall, it is the
decision of this board to appoint you to the position of Headmistress. Congratulations.”

A small smile crossed Minerva's lips. “Thank you.” She glanced over at Lucius to see that he
had an unreadable expression.

“I would imagine that your first order of business will be to find a suitable Potions professor,
and I suppose a Transfiguration one as well.”

“The Potions teacher is my priority. I can handle teaching my subject for awhile until I find
someone.” She thought about mentioning how poorly it had been taught in the past, but so no
point.

“I see. Does anybody here have a suggestion for a replacement?” he said, looking around.

One of the members, a tall, fat man with a vacant expression on his face named Robert Eatalot,
spoke up in a very neutral voice. “I know someone who might be qualified. A Potions Master from
France named Sharon LaVelle. I can give you her address.”

“Thank you,” Minerva answered.

The rest of the meeting went by in a blur, although it was quite boring. She wrote her letter to
Ms. LaVelle while the others were talking about various unimportant issues like changing the shade
of black the students' robes are. When the meeting was over, she was given the address to send
her letter. She slowly approached her former boss.

“Albus, how are you?”

“Splendid. Congratulations on your promotion, Minerva.”

“W-would you like to accompany me to the owlry? I have a letter to mail.”

“Certainly,” he said happily.

Once they were out of earshot from the others, Minnie said, “Albus, I…”

“Don't say it, Minerva. I've thought a lot about what was said at the trial.” He took a
deep breath. “You were right. I was putting Severus' needs above the students. I could have
protected him another way without compromising the quality of education here. I'm doing that
now. I found a way to allow him to use his talents and yet be protected.”

“Have you?” she asked, slightly interested.

“Yes. He's brewing potions at a house under the Fidelius charm. I've gotten him a
contract to supply potions for some stores in Diagon Alley and Hogsmeade. He can stay in the
solitude that he prefers most of the time.”

“That's good. What are you going to do now?”

He sighed. “Well, when the Wizengamot isn't meeting, I believe I'll start searching for
Harry Potter.”

Reinforcing her occlumency shields, she replied, “Harry Potter? Why now?”

“Why not? According to the school's records, he's still alive somewhere. I'm the one
who placed him in danger, and now that I have the time I have to try to locate him.”

Not trusting herself to say anything about his search, she simply said, “Good luck,” as she tied
her letter onto a school owl and sent it off.

“Thank you. If there's any way that I can be of assistance, let me know.”

-

There was a celebration that night when Minerva gave the news of her promotion. She didn't
really feel like celebrating, but knew that it was for the best that she got that position. Harry,
especially, was very happy about it.

Over the course of the next two weeks, Headmistress McGonagall spent most of her time away from
home. She met and hired Sharon LaVelle as Potions master, telling Harry that she was one of the
nicest people she'd ever met. She also found out that Lockhart was indeed contracted to teach
for a year and it would be very difficult to break the contract without proof that he was a bad
teacher. She decided to at least give him a chance. Besides, it would be very difficult to replace
him now. She decided to hire a seventh-year Ravenclaw named Matthew Shapon as assistant professor
to grade Transfiguration papers for the lower years (and possibly lecture) to free up some of her
time. She hadn't found any suitable replacement for herself yet, although she thought that
Matthew might be a possibility after he graduates if she can't find anybody for a whole
year.

She was surprised, though pleased, to receive a report on chapter one of the Animagus book from
each member of the Golden Trio before school started. She'd thought that all Harry was doing
was playing his Game Boy.

The first time she walked into her new office was August thirty-first. She'd been avoiding
it as long as possible, working from her old office. She'd ordered an elf to bring her stuff
there earlier that day. She was startled by a new portrait on the wall. Albus Dumbledore's
image was sleeping inside a frame. “What?” she whispered to herself. “How? I thought…”

The portrait of Headmaster Dippet answered her question. “When a headmaster or headmistress
dies, a portrait appears and wakes up within a few weeks. However, when one retires, his or her
portrait appears, but stays asleep until that person passes away. If you need advice from Albus
Dumbledore, I'm afraid you'll have to speak to the real one. I suppose this happens mainly
so that the portraits stay in the right order. Otherwise they could die in the wrong order.”

“I see. Well, I suppose I'd better get used to the new office.” She sat down on her new
chair and took a deep breath. This was going to be an interesting year.

-

Please review. Thank you to those who have.

P.S. I looked up the release dates of all the games I mentioned on Nintendo's website.

Special thanks to zeropolis79 (of Fanfiction. Net) and his wife for consultation and betaing
this chapter. I've been betaing his stories as well lately, and you may enjoy reading them.

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14. Introductions
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Harry Potter and all characters, etc. belong to J.K. Rowling, not me.

**Harry McGonagall** **- Chapter 14 -** **Introductions**

“Goodbye, Harry. Have a good term.”

“I will, Mom,” Harry said as he returned Cindy McGonagall's hug. It was ten minutes before
the Hogwarts Express would be leaving. Next to him, Hermione was hugging her mother. It was a
Tuesday, so one of the Grangers had to keep their surgery open. Therefore her dad wasn't able
to see her off. The four of them (Cindy, Harry, Marissa, and Hermione) had driven to the station
together, and had crossed the barrier to Platform Nine and Three Quarters moments before.

“I guess we'd better hurry if we're going to get a compartment,” said Hermione when she
separated from her mum.

Together, they walked onto the train. Harry graciously let Hermione stick her trunk into his
magically charmed seven compartment trunk that always weighed ten-pounds, so he was the only one
carrying luggage. Once they had a compartment, they'd remove her trunk so it would be placed in
her dorm with the rest of the students' trunks.

“I'm sorry I delayed us so much,” said Hermione after they'd walked past ten full
compartments. They'd seen their study group sitting with others. Padma and Neville seemed
apologetic, saying that they'd tried to save them a seat, but they were just too late and
others had filled up the compartment.

Harry smirked at her. “I know. Once you found out that you could use my trunk, we had to go back
to your house to get the books you'd left behind - especially *Hogwarts, A History*.”

“They're very helpful,” she said defensively, “and I couldn't fit them in my trunk
because of all the Lockhart books.” She glanced at the floor as her ears turned pink. “Can you
imagine writing all those books, not to mention doing all those things in them? Professor Lockhart
is very brave, and…”

“Lies very well,” interrupted Harry. “My aunt says he was a Slytherin - not a Gryffindor like he
claimed - and that he was at the bottom of his class! He dropped out of Hogwarts after failing too
many O.W.L.s.”

She looked shocked. “B-but then he must have studied independently. He's probably terribly
embarrassed about his past, so he…er, embellished it a bit.”

Harry stopped in his tracks and stared at his best friend. “Embellished? Embellished? Hermione,
he lied to the Daily Prophet, and who knows what else he's lied about?”

“Fine,” she sighed. “I won't try to convince you. I'm sure you'll change your mind
after we've had a few lessons. I'm sure we'll learn a great deal from him.”

At this moment, they looked into a department that was mostly empty, aside from two girls
sitting about four feet apart who appeared to be first-years. One was rather short and had long,
auburn hair. She was busily writing in a small book she was holding in her lap. The other had long,
straggly, blonde hair, and was holding an issue of the *Quibbler* in front of her face at a
forty-five degree angle.

“Hello,” came a voice from behind the magazine, causing the red-head to look up and quickly
close her book to stare at the two second-years.

“Oh, um, hello,” said Harry. “This is Hermione Granger, and I'm Harry McGonagall.”

“My brother, Ron Weasley, told me a bit about you two,” said the other girl. “I'm
Ginny.”

“He mentioned having a younger sister last year,” said Hermione. “It's good to meet you.
I'm surprised you're not sitting with him.”

“He's too *grown up* to sit with his *baby sister*.”

Harry felt a bit of frustration with Ron at that moment. He fully intended to look out for
Brianna when she started coming, beginning with their carriage ride. Without commenting on that, he
turned to the magazine-girl. “And you are?”

The Quibbler was placed on the other girl's lap, revealing a face with protuberant silvery
grey eyes with very faint eyebrows. She was wearing a necklace with butterbeer corks on it and
radish-shaped earrings. Her wand was behind her ear. “I'm Luna Lovegood. You both were
mentioned in the *Quibbler*. I admire you both for testifying that both Professor Dumbledore
and Snape had been possessed by Squargles and were eating House Elves in that trial, and
couldn't believe that the Daily Prophet didn't mention it.”

Both Harry and Hermione stared at the blonde girl in silent disbelief for a few moments until
Ginny made a motion with her eyes that her companion wasn't quite normal. Harry cleared his
throat. “Anyway, um, we were wondering if we could share your compartment. Everywhere else is
full.”

“Sure,” said Ginny, whose ears were getting a bit pink. “You can sit here.”

As they were walking toward the seat opposite from Ginny, Luna said to Harry, “You don't
look like a natural blonde. I think you'd look better with darker hair.”

Ginny started looking at him with a concentrated expression, undoubtedly picturing what he'd
look like with black hair. Hermione wore a neutral expression. Harry nearly had a panic attack. He
felt like he was wearing a `Boy-Who-Lived' t-shirt. “Um, well this is the only color hair I can
remember having.”

“I see,” said Luna with no expression as she picked up her paper again.

Ginny was twirling a strand of hair on her finger nervously as Harry sat down opposite of her.
“I, er, heard about that House Elf group that you two started.”

Hermione grinned. “The Community for Advancing the Rights of Elves. C.A.R.E. for short. You
see…”

The brunette went off with her explanation of the group while Harry pulled two packets of
literature and badges out of his trunk. Ten minutes later, both Ginny and Luna had bought them,
although Luna had made a rather strange comment about House Elves originating from cursed Hobbits
rather than actual Elves.

Eventually, the conversation moved on to Quidditch, where Harry declared, “I'm going to try
out for Seeker on my house team.”

“I'm sure you know that my brothers, Fred and George, are the Gryffindor Beaters.”

“Yes,” said Harry, nodding, “and they're really good. It's too bad that Ravenclaw's
gonna…”

“Gonna be shut out by Gryffindor!” proclaimed Ginny proudly.

“Wanna bet?” asked Harry.

“Five knuts says Gryffindor beats Ravenclaw when they play.”

Harry would've preferred to bet a Galleon, but he knew that the Weasleys weren't very
wealthy, so he didn't want to embarrass Ginny by commenting on how small of an amount that was.
“You're on.”

While they were shaking hands, Hermione commented, “Wouldn't it be funny if you ended up in
Ravenclaw after betting against us?”

“No way! I'm going to be in Gryffindor.”

“I'd like to be in Ravenclaw,” said Luna. She then turned toward Hermione. “Are you going to
try out for the Quidditch team as well?”

With her face turning a bit pink, she said, “Well, I'm not as good a flier as Harry, but I
thought I might try out for the Chaser position. I'll be borrowing Harry's broom for the
tryouts, and if I make the team, my parents promised to get me a broom.”

“I almost hope you do make the team, Granger!” Draco Malfoy's sneer come from just outside
the compartment. As usual, he was flanked by his bodyguards. Harry immediately summoned his
original wand into his hand. “A lot of people get injured during Quidditch, especially filthy,
ignorant mudbloods who think they understand flying.”

While Draco was talking, Harry whispered a spell with his wand pointed at Draco's feet. He
then turned to Hermione with a mock-pitying tone of voice. “Didn't that just hurt your feelings
soooo much? Being called that by a filthy inbred.”

“Oh, yes,” she agreed melodramatically. “I shall have to cry for days.”

Malfoy hissed as he pointed his wand at her, “You should be crying, you filthy…ahhh!”

At that moment, he fell forward. Harry had done a minor sticking spell to the soles of
Draco's shoes. When he tried stepping forward, he couldn't pick up the shoes, so
consequently, he'd lost his balance. While he was falling forward, the charm was overpowered by
his bodyweight and let go of the floor.

“Bowing to Hermione again,” said Harry with a smirk as he summoned Draco's wand yet again.
He looked over at the two goons. “Maybe you should join Malfoy on the ground.”

They looked at each other in confusion until Draco shouted, “Help me up, you idiots!” Both bent
down to help him at the same moment, and with a bit of unnoticed help from Hermione's wand, the
two banged their heads together. With one hand holding their head, and the other helping their
alpha off the floor, they managed to get Draco up.

“I really aught to toss your wand out the window,” said Harry casually.

“I'll bet you really think you're something, now that your aunt is Headmistress! You
just wait! My father'll…” He shut his mouth with a look of fear momentarily crossing his face,
replaced immediately by a sneer. “Give me my wand, McGonagall!” He held out his hand.

“Your father will what?” Harry growled as he grabbed Draco and pressed him against the wall.

“What's going on here?” said a voice none of them expected. They all turned to see Percy
Weasley.

“Harry McGonagall stole my wand,” said Draco with a smirk. “He said that he can do anything he
wants now that his aunt's in charge of the school.”

“That's a lie!” said Hermione. “Malfoy came here threatening us with his goons.”

“It is not!” said Draco. “Crabbe and Goyle heard it, too.” The goons nodded their heads.

“They're lying!” said Ginny to her brother. “They came into our compartment and interrupted
our conversation to start calling Hermione a mudblood!”

Ignoring Ginny, the self-important prefect said, “I'm taking five points from Ravenclaw. Mr.
McGonagall, let go of Mr. Malfoy and give him his wand back. I will be reporting this to your head
of house. I suggest you all change into your school robes. We should be at Hogwarts soon.”

“But Percy,” shouted Ginny as the pompous git turned around and left the compartment, followed
by the Slytherins. Once the door was closed, she proclaimed, “That stupid git! My brothers were
right! That prefect badge is cutting off the circulation to his brain!”

Hermione added, “I'd think that he'd be careful about how he deals with the
headmistress' nephew.”

“Malfoy's father is on the board,” said Harry, “so he probably thinks that we're equals,
and he dislikes me.”

“But he won't even listen to me,” said Ginny, pouting.

“The Malfoy family has much more clout at the Ministry,” said Luna, gazing into space.
“They're involved with Minister Fudge in the Goblin-pie conspiracy.”

-

Harry left the compartment to change in the toilet, while the three girls changed where they
were, and soon the train arrived in Hogsmeade. Before long, Harry and Hermione were sharing a
carriage after Madam Grubbly had called their new friends to the boats.

Just before it took off toward the castle, Padma Patil and Neville Longbottom climbed aboard.
“Hi guys,” she said to her fellow Ravenclaw second-years. “I'm sorry we couldn't save you a
seat earlier, but…”

“That's alright,” said Harry. “We barely made it on time. We don't blame you for making
sure that you had a seat.” Harry pulled a small object out of his pocket and turned it on.

“What's that?” asked Padma, before a look of understanding crossed her face. “Is that
the…what was it called…game…that Hermione's family gave you at the party?”

Harry smiled at her. “Yes. It's the Game Boy. I just wish it was lighter out. I wish I could
use my wand without interfering with it. Anyway, I'm trying to see how long until the magic
interferes with it.” He was getting more and more engrossed with Super Mario Land as his thumbs
kept rapidly moving while the others talked. They were already well inside the grounds when the
screen finally filled up with all kinds of weird symbols, signaling that it was no longer
functioning properly. “Shoot! I had just about beaten the castle, too!” As he turned off the game
system, he looked around, seemingly pleased with how close to the castle they were. He turned to
Hermione. “It looks like you were right about electricity working near the castle. I'll bet
it'll work in Hagrid's old hut.”

A look of excitement crossed Hermione's face. “Oh, that would be perfect! Professor Grubbly
doesn't use it. She stays in the castle. If your aunt would give us permission…we could clean
it up to use! Maybe we could even make it a C.A.R.E. office!” Her eyes then lit up. “Maybe the
Muggle Studies professor would like to use it to demonstrate electricity occasionally.”

“Okay,” said Harry. “We'll talk to her after the feast. If we can get the keys, I'll
even keep my electric stuff there.”

-

Before long, they found themselves sitting at the Ravenclaw table. They'd watched the
sorting with interest. After Benjamin Cadwallader was sorted into Hufflepuff, a rather short boy
with mousy brown hair named Colin Creevey was called. Harry couldn't believe that the boy had
taken a picture of the sorting hat before putting it on, and tried to persuade Professor Flitwick,
who was now Deputy Headmaster, to take his picture while he was being sorted. In the end, another
first year took the photo as Colin happily put on the old hat and was sorted into “Gryffindor!” As
the excited boy made his way toward the appropriate table, which was politely clapping, though not
enthusiastically, he noticed that the camera was very similar to the one that Mr. Granger had
bought the previous year in Diagon Alley.

They watched the others with mild interest as they were sorted, clapping when one made their
house. A brunette girl with green eyes named Sally Fawcett became a Ravenclaw just before a blonde
boy named Mark Harper became a Slytherin.

When Luna Lovegood's name was called, she walked up to the stool with the same blank
expression on her face that she always had and put the hat on. After about thirty seconds, it
declared that the unusual girl belonged in, “Ravenclaw.” She took off the hat and walked over to
their table. Harry signaled for her to join them.

When she sat down next to Hermione, she announced, “That hat was infested with nargles.” Harry
grinned as he agreed that the old hat was probably infested with something. They introduced her to
their other friends as the sorting continued.

The last person sorted this year was Ginny Weasley. With a determined expression on her face,
she walked up to the hat and put it on. It almost immediately shouted, “Gryffindor,” as though it
knew she would accept nothing else. Harry smiled as he realized that the hat did know that. He then
turned his attention to the podium, where his aunt was about to make her first speech as
Headmistress.

“Welcome newcomers and returning students alike. As you can see, there has been a change in
Hogwarts' administration during the summer. Professor Dumbledore has decided to retire, and now
I am Headmistress. The rest of the announcements can wait until after the feast. Tuck in.” With a
small smirk, she waved her hand in a grand gesture, and food appeared at all the tables.

Harry happily grabbed a chicken leg, and began his meal. When they were finished eating, Minerva
once again took the podium.

With her normal, stern look, she began. “Probably the most important announcement to the
Gryffindors is that Professor Aurora Sinistra of Astronomy is now their head of House.” This
announcement was followed by mild applause from Gryffindor table. The elderly witch nodded toward
them as her ears turned pink. “As Professor Snape is no longer here,” At this moment, tremendous
applause came from the three non-Slytherin tables. After it died down, she continued.

“As I was saying, his responsibilities have been given to others. Most important for the
Slytherins, is that Professor Hezekiah Kettleburn of Care of Magical Creatures is your new head of
House. We are also pleased to welcome Professor Sharon LaVelle from France as Potions Mistress.”
She motioned to an attractive, middle-aged woman with black hair, brown eyes, and a bright
smile.

“Defense Against the Dark Arts is being taught this year by Gilderoy Lockhart.” She frowned at
the applause that came from most of the girls. She then motioned to a young man wearing Ravenclaw
robes who was sitting at the head table. “Also, Matthew Shapon, in addition to his N.E.W.T.
studies, has been given the position as Assistant Professor, and will be assisting me in
Transfiguration classes. He has the same authority as Head Boy, and can take points and give
detentions, so I expect you to treat him with the same respect you would me.”

“The dark forest remains forbidden, as some of you would be wise to remember.” Her eyes darted
toward the Weasley twins, and Harry wondered what she'd say if she found out he'd ridden
his illegal broom in there the previous year. “Magic is still forbidden in the corridors, and there
is a rather extensive list of forbidden items in Mr. Filch's office. That is all. Good
evening.”

Harry and Hermione got up and walked over to the head table. “Headmistress,” said Harry with a
grin, “Can we talk to you for a minute?”

“Certainly, Mr. McGonagall,” she replied. “What's this I hear about you getting in trouble
on the train?”

“What?” he asked. “Oh. That. Malfoy came to our compartment causing trouble, and that idiot,
Percy Weasley, came by and took his side. He wouldn't even listen to his little sister. She was
with us. I'd be glad to give you that memory.”

“I'd appreciate that.” She then conjured a vial and Harry gave her the memory. “I want to
see how Mr. Weasley handles his responsibilities. He's on the short list for Head Boy next
year. However, I'm afraid that if I return those points directly to you, it may cause trouble.”
Harry looked confused. “Malfoy will say I'm favoring you. Therefore, I'll simply add a few
extra points to any Ravenclaws this week who earn them in my class. I'll speak to Professor
Flitwick about it. He knows how young Malfoy loves to cause trouble.”

Harry smiled. “Thanks, but that's not what we wanted to talk about.”

“Oh. Then what is it?”

Hermione answered, “Is anybody using Hagrid's old hut?”

“No. Why?”

“Well,” said Harry, “My Game Boy worked almost all the way to the school, so I wanted to find a
safe place to use electronic things…”

“And we thought it could double as headquarters for C.A.R.E.”

“You'd like to take it over?” the Headmistress asked. They nodded. “I don't see why not.
I'll send someone there to make sure it's safe, and then you'll be responsible for
cleaning it.” The kids had matching smiles. “I'd imagine you'll want to replace the
furniture with something of a more…appropriate size. And you won't need the bed.”

“Thank you,” said Harry.

“I suppose you'll occasionally want to hold social gatherings there to use your music.”

“Yes, Professor,” said Hermione. “We also thought that the cabin could occasionally be used for
a Muggle Studies demonstration.”

Minerva looked thoughtful. “That would be a good idea. I shall bring it up at the next staff
meeting. Let me know in advance if you're going to have more than ten people there. I'll
let you know when the place has been *checked* for dangerous creatures.” Harry didn't
understand the sneaky expression on his aunt's face.

“Thanks a lot, Aunt Minnie.”

“You're welcome, Harry. Oh, and it may interest you to know that the password for Ravenclaw
tower is *Omniscience*.”

“Oh, yeah, thanks,” Hermione said, blushing. “We forgot to ask.”

“I thought as much. Good night, you two.”

“Good night.”

As the two of them turned to leave, Harry caught a glimpse of an elf behaving rather strangely.
Instead of working - for example, cleaning up a mess - it was against a wall looking at him. Harry
blinked and it was gone, so he shook his head, supposing he'd imagined it, and began walking
toward Ravenclaw Tower.

They were about half-way to the tower when there was a loud bang in a nearby classroom.
Harry's wand was in his right hand almost immediately. “Stay here, Hermione. I'm gonna see
what's wrong.”

“Oh, no you don't,” she said, with her wand out as well, “I'm going, too.”

With his companion right behind him, Harry stepped into the dark classroom. He heard a finger
snap, and the door slammed behind them.

From behind him, Hermione said, “What is goin….” CRASH!!!

He turned around to see that where she should be was a structure the size of a wardrobe. She was
obviously trapped inside it.

The room lit up, and a house elf wearing what appeared to be an old, filthy pillowcase, stepped
out of the shadows. She had several bruises all over her body.

“Let Hermione go!” Harry demanded as he angrily pointed his wand at the elf.

“Your Hermy is safe. I is Tribly,” she said, “and you is being Harry Potter.”

He stopped in his tracks. “What?”

“I is having terrible news. There is a plot. Hogwarts is not safe! Harry Potter must be
leaving!”

“Who's plotting what?” he asked.

“Tribly is hearing master plotting terrible things to happen at Hogwarts, but is being happy
that Harry Potter isn't at Hogwarts. Today, Tribly is using elf magic to locate Harry Potter,
just to be sure, and finds that Harry Potter is at Hogwarts. Tribly is distressed! Harry Potter
must go home!”

Harry lowered his wand. “Who is your master, Tribly?”

“Tribly must not be telling.”

He squatted down next to her and kindly asked, “Is your master the one who hurt you,” while
indicating her bruises. “That's now illegal.”

“Tribly is knowing the law, but mustn't speak ill of her master. If he is losing another elf
from care…”

“Another elf!” repeated Harry as the elf put her hands over her mouth. “The only one who's
lost an elf because of C.A.R.E. is Malfoy.” The elf's eyes bulged out. She quickly snapped her
fingers and disappeared. At the same moment, the walls around Hermione disappeared and the door to
the classroom opened.

“What's going on?” asked Hermione, looking scared.

“The Malfoy's are up to something.”

-

Harry told Hermione what happened, and she insisted on telling his aunt the next day. Harry
decided not to tell the rest of his family when he spoke to them that night.

At breakfast, they found out that they had Potions first period.

“This should be good. Aunt Minnie says that Professor LaVelle is really nice.”

“That should be a nice change,” said Padma.

“We might actually learn something in class,” said Hermione, “What a concept.”

“I hope Professor LaVelle isn't suffering from psaterics. That would cause her to grow horns
when she inhales fumes from certain potions,” said Luna, who was sitting with them. Padma and
Michael Corner stared at her.

“Um, me, too,” said Harry. “I think it's time to go. Good luck with your first day,
Luna.”

“Thank you,” she said politely as they left.

As soon as they'd exited the Great Hall, Michael whispered, “That girl is loony.”

“Maybe a bit,” said Harry, “but she means well. She's not hurting anybody. I'd much
rather deal with ten of her than one Malfoy, so save your insults for him.”

“Alright, alright,” he said, “Sorry. I didn't know you fancied her.” Hermione paled at that
statement.

“I don't fancy her,” said Harry, without so much as the slightest blush. “I just don't
see any reason to be unfriendly. She hasn't done anything to you.” Hermione smiled.

-

They arrived early for their first Potions lesson with their new professor. When it was time,
she said, “Good morning, class. My name, as you all know, is Professor LaVelle.” She spoke with a
very slight accent that was hard to detect. Harry thought she sounded a bit nervous, which was
understandable since it was her first class. “I'm going to take attendance before we get
started.” She then named off the students, beginning with Hannah Abbot of Hufflepuff, the house
that the Ravenclaws were sharing Potions with.

“Now, as I understand it, Potions hasn't been properly taught here. The records my
predecessor left indicate that you did complete several potions last year, but I'm willing to
bet that you never went over the reasons why certain ingredients work together. Am I right?” They
all nodded. “Very well. Everyone, get out a new parchment and a quill. We're going to make a
chart.”

After everyone was ready, she said, “The first potion you made last year was to cure boils. Can
anyone name an ingredient in it?”

Both Hermione and Harry stuck their hands in the air, along with several other Ravenclaws.

“Mr. McGonagall?”

“Porcupine quills.”

“Correct. One point to Ravenclaw. Everyone put that on your chart. Now the properties of
porcupine quills are…” She explained exactly what its properties were and what it did in that
potion. For the rest of the lesson, they went over different ingredients for the potions they'd
made the previous year. It was very informative. Near the end of class, she said, “For the next
lesson, we'll be making the Deflating Draught. I want each of you to hand in a report with an
introduction that explains what the potion does, at least a paragraph about the properties of each
ingredient, followed by an explanation of how they work together to form that potion. No less than
two feet of parchment.” Everyone but Hermione groaned. “Class dismissed.”

-

Please review. Thank you to those who have.

Colin having a wizarding camera is the easiest explanation for it working at Hogwarts. CoS only
said that the camera looked ordinary to Harry, who didn't have much experience with wizarding
cameras.

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15. Practice and Preparation
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Harry Potter and all characters, etc. belong to J.K. Rowling, not me.

**Harry McGonagall** **- Chapter 15 -** **Practice and Preparation**

The next class they had was Herbology with the Slytherins, where they learned how to repot
Mandrakes. Harry found it rather amusing when he noticed one of the baby Mandrakes try to bite
Draco's finger off. `*Too bad Malfoy's wearing gloves,*' he thought. He further
wondered what Draco would say if he knew his own elf was betraying his family. `*How on earth can
they be so stupid as to expect an elf they beat to be loyal?*' He wisely didn't say
anything about it in that room, for fear of the pompous idiot overhearing.

Before long, Harry, Hermione, and Padma were sitting together at the Ravenclaw table for
lunch.

“Are you gonna tell your Aunt about the Malfoy's elf in Transfiguration class?” whispered
Padma.

“I'll ask to talk with her and show her the memory.”

“Can I come,” asked Hermione. “All I saw were walls.”

Harry smiled slightly. “Yeah. I think she was trying to protect my identity,” he whispered. “She
didn't know if you knew, and didn't want to give it away. I think she does understand that
I am safer if no one knows who I am.”

“Probably,” whispered Padma. “Can I come, too?”

-

After lunch, they headed to the Transfiguration classroom, where they were surprised to see
Matthew Shapon sitting at Aunt Minnie's desk. Harry glanced around the room, looking for either
his aunt or a cat, with no success. He frowned. He supposed he'd have to wait until dinner to
talk to his aunt. The Assistant Professor stood up, smiling nervously.

“Hello, everyone. I'm Professor Shapon. As you know, Professor McGonagall is now
Headmistress, and has many important, time-consuming duties to perform. Sometimes, like today,
she'll ask me to teach the class for her. She asked me to remind you that the same rules that
apply when she's here also apply when she's not, which means no messing around.” He then
took a roll of parchment of the desk. “I'm now going to take attendance.”

After roll call, he began teaching them how to turn a beetle into a button, which Harry and
Hermione did on their first try, earning Ravenclaw two points each. It took until Padma's
second attempt, because the button from her first attempt moved just as Matthew got to her desk to
inspect her work. Harry noticed that Padma seemed to slightly blush whenever she had the Assistant
Professor's attention.

-

As the trio was headed down the stairs on the way to dinner, Harry stopped suddenly. “What's
that?” he asked, pointing at a tiny electric blue creature flying in front of them holding a
portrait.

“I don't know,” said Padma with a smirk, “but it's got a picture of Lockhart.”

“That looks like a pixie,” said Hermione, but how…”

At that moment, Neville Longbottom came running up the staircase with his wand out. “Immobulus!”
he shouted, sending a clever freezing charm Hermione had taught them in their study group the
previous year at the tricky little blighter, causing it to stay where it was. “Got it!” he said
happily as he took a step toward it, only for his foot to fall through the trick stair.

“What happened?” asked Harry as he walked toward his friend.

“Lockhart, that's what. First, he gave us a pop quiz about his favorite color and other
rubbish like that. Then, he let loose a bunch of Cornish Pixies on us. Once they got his wand, he
ran for it! They picked poor Ron up and hung him from the chandelier.”

Harry couldn't help but laugh at that picture as he helped Longbottom out of his
predicament. Hermione, who was now holding the painting of Lockhart and gazing at it dreamily said,
“That's not funny, Harry. Not funny at all. I'm sure that Professor Lockhart simply wanted
to give you all a hands-on lesson, and his quiz was just to see how closely you read his books. In
*Year with the Yeti*, he clearly stated that his favorite color is lilac, just like the
attractive suit he's wearing in this picture.”

Harry blinked. He couldn't believe that his best friend was so smitten with that fraud that
she'd make excuses for losing his wand to a pixie and running away. He turned back to Neville.
“Are the rest still flying around the school?”

“No. That was the last of them,” he said, taking the now portrait-less pixie. He turned to
Hermione with a mischievous smirk. “Shall I leave you with the portrait and tell Lockhart that
it's gone?”

“Ye…No. No, or course not. Don't be ridiculous. Here you go.” She said all that without
taking a breath as she hastily returned it. Harry, Padma and Neville all got a good laugh at
Hermione's expense. Her face was completely pink.

“Er, I can't wait until dinner. Do you think they'll have roast beef?” She walked ahead
of them, barely managing to avoid the trick stair.

-

“Thank you for bringing this to my attention,” said Minerva as she, Harry, Hermione and Padma
exited her Pensieve. They'd spoken to her during dinner and she invited them to her office.

“So, you see why we think Lucius Malfoy is up to something,” said Harry.

“Especially in light of what Draco started to say on the train,” added Hermione.

“I certainly agree that it looks that way,” said Minnie, “but for now, I believe that all we can
do is keep our eyes open and wait for something to happen.”

“Isn't there something you can do?” asked Padma. “Can't you drag the little ferret in
here and make him drink veritaserum?” By the expression on Harry's face, she knew that he
agreed with that plan.

“I'm afraid not,” said Minerva. “There are limits to what a Headmistress can get away with,
and the use of that potion on a student is strictly forbidden. Lucius Malfoy would have me sacked
and in Azkaban faster than you can say, *illegal*.”

“I suppose so,” agreed Harry, reluctantly. “Did you hear about Lockhart's first lesson with
the Second-Year Gryffindors?” he added, changing the subject.

Minerva's lips thinned. “Yes. I even saw some of his students running around chasing pixies.
I can't understand what that idiot was thinking!”

Hermione looked scandalized. “Headmistress! Even though his teaching methods may be a
bit…unusual, I'm sure that they learned a lot. I don't think it's polite to refer to
him as an idiot just because you…”

“You're quite right, Hermione. It was improper. I apologize. It's not good policy to
speak ill of my colleagues, no matter what I think of them, and I shouldn't encourage you to
disrespect them.”

“Don't worry, Aunt Minnie. I don't need any encouragement to disrespect Professor
Lockhart.”

“Harry!” hissed Hermione.

“Young man,” said Minerva sternly, with only the slightest hint of a smile that only those
closest to the headmistress could detect, “Listen, and listen good. Don't let me catch you
pulling any pranks on Professor Lockhart. The consequences would be severe.”

“Yes, Aunt Minnie,” he said submissively. He didn't add, “*I won'**t let you
catch me at it,*” even though that's what he was thinking and knew that's exactly what
his aunt meant.

“Although it would be interesting to see how he deals in person with the situations he's
described in his books,” she added.

“Yes,” agreed Hermione dreamily, “It would be amazing to see first-hand how heroic he is.”

It was all Harry could do to stop himself from losing his dinner right there. He rolled his eyes
at his aunt, and she winked at him. He almost burst out laughing.

“Indeed,” said Minerva. “Now, if that's all you'd like to discuss…” They nodded.
“I've got a bit of parchmentwork to fill out before turning in.”

-

The next morning, Harry was waiting in the common room for Hermione and Padma when Luna Lovegood
came walking up the stairs.

He politely said, “Good morning, Luna.”

She was wearing her school robes, but had one white shoe and one black one. She answered, “Good
morning, Harry,” with her normal vacant expression and started looking around the common room,
causing some of the girls who were downstairs to snigger.

He watched her look behind a plant in the corner and under a couch before he decided to
interrupt her. “Looking for nargles?” he asked.

She stopped, got up, and looked at him. “Not precisely, but I do suspect that they're behind
it. Some of my clothes, half of my shoes, some parchment, and two of my books are gone.”

“What?” he asked shocked.

“Yes. Nargles sometimes steal things. It's in their nature.”

Harry was mad. He couldn't believe there were thieves there. “Was everything in your dorm
room when it vanished?” he asked.

“Yes. I think the nargles struck last night.”

He pulled out his wand. “Accio, Luna's stolen things.”

While several items, including the mates to both shoes Luna was wearing, came up the staircase,
a few things came out of the pockets and bags of the older girls that were already in the room. A
roll of parchment came out of the bag of a female fifth-year prefect who was talking to Penny
Clearwater. Harry saw them both follow it to him as the other girls gathered around him as
well.

“Harry,” asked Penny, “what are you doing, taking these girls' things?”

He glared at her, not knowing whether she was part of this or not. “I'm not stealing
anything! I simply summoned the things that were stolen last night from Luna!”

As he put the parchment in Ms. Lovegood's already full arms, Penelope looked at her fellow
prefect, who looked guiltily to the ground. Clearwater looked around at the other female Ravenclaws
who'd lost contraband to Harry's summoning charm. All it took was one look to confirm the
truth to Penny as the rest of the girls started making their way up into the common room. “I, I
can't believe you all! Robbing a first year! Especially you, Roberta! You just made prefect!
You ought to be ashamed of yourself!”

“Lighten up, Penny. It's just Loony…”

“What terrible thing has she done to you to deserve this?!” Harry yelled. He then added, “You
SLYTHERIN thief!”

“Now listen here, boy!” Roberta said, “Just because your aunt is…”

“This has nothing to do with my aunt, you thief! Didn't your mom ever tell you that stealing
is wrong?”

“It was just a joke!”

“No! I love pranks, but this wasn't one. It was theft! Besides, pranks are for the
deserving, like Filch, who goes around talking about how he wants to hang us all by our thumbs!
Luna hasn't done anything to you!”

“Harry,” said Luna evenly, “It's alright. You don't have to…”

“What's going on?” asked Hermione, who just arrived. Harry saw that Padma was with her.

“Half the girls, including this *prefect*, robbed Luna last night.” He acted disgusted when
he indicated Roberta.

Hermione's eyes widened as she looked at the fifth-year. “Even you? You're supposed to
set an example!”

Harry noticed that Hermione was close to losing her temper, and he didn't want any hexing to
start, mainly because he wasn't sure he could take out a fifth-year. He did still have his wand
out - just in case. “I think we've got things under control now, don't we, Penny?”

“Yes, I think so.” She looked each of the thieves that had been caught in the eyes. “I've
never been ashamed to be in this house before today. “Fifty points from Ravenclaw!”

“Fifty?” questioned Roberta. “You can't take that many away! I'll…”

“You'll what, *Roberta*? Complain to Flitwick that I didn't allow you to rob a
first-year! He'll take away your badge if he finds out, and I've half-a-mind to tell him! I
can't believe you were a part of this! I trusted you!”

“You can't!”

“I won't tell him about this incident…this time,” said Penny calmly. “But if any one of you
does something like this again, I'll make sure you spend the rest of the year mopping the
floors with your tongue while Filch supervises.” She then turned to Luna. “I'm sorry that this
happened, Luna. I want you to let me know if anything else of yours turns up missing.”

“You don't have to…”

“It's my job. You want me to do my job properly, don't you?”

“Yes, Penelope.”

-

They went down to an uneventful breakfast, and then on to Double Defense Against the Dark Arts
for their first lesson with Lockhart. Harry didn't understand why Hermione's infatuation
with the old fraud bugged him so much. He knew nothing would ever come of it, but he felt a small
twinge of…something he couldn't define whenever she complimented the creep. Trying to avoid
thinking about that, he wondered whether they'd have the same pixie lesson that Neville had had
the day before.

“Good morning, class,” Gilderoy announced cheerily, managing to show all of his perfect teeth.
“Allow me to introduce you to your new Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher - me, the Great
Gilderoy Lockhart, Order of Merlin, Third Class, Honorary Member of the Dark Force Defense League,
and five-time winner of Witch Weekly's Most-Charming-Smile Award - but I don't talk about
that. I didn't conquer the Yeti by smiling at it!”

He waited for them to laugh; only a few people, Hermione included, did. He then began handing
out test papers and said, “You have thirty minutes - start - now!”

Harry looked down at his paper, and realized that it was indeed the same test that Neville had
taken when he read the first question.

*1. What is Gilderoy Lockhart's favorite color?*

He did remember what Hermione had said the day before, but he wasn't going to answer these
stupid questions the way Lockhart wanted. Dipping his quill in a bottle of ink, he wrote, `*Gold
- like a Galleon.*'

*2. What is Gilderoy Lockhart's secret ambition?*

Harry answered, `*To make tons of Galleons by forcing hundreds of students to buy all his
worthless books by being their teacher.*'

*3. What, in your opinion, is Gilderoy Lockhart's greatest achievement to date?*

`*Achieving the lowest O.W.L. scores for the last 500 years* *- the lowest ever for a
Slytherin**.*'

On and on it went, over three sides of paper, right down to:

*54. When is Gilderoy Lockhart's birthday, and what would his ideal gift be?*

`*Gilderoy Lockhart's birthday was one of the saddest days in our history, and his ideal
gift would be yet another picture of himself to add to his collection, but he wouldn't say no
to a bag of gold.*'

While Lockhart was flipping through the papers, Harry noticed his eyes bulge out as he looked at
what Harry thought was his own test paper. He quickly moved it to the bottom of the stack and
started complimenting Hermione's answers, causing her to blush much to Harry's
irritation.

-

“So,” said Harry after they left the class, which did not include the pixies, “what did
Professor Lockhart teach us in class today, Hermione? Besides how red you can get when a teacher
you fancy compliments you.”

She stopped dead in her tracks as all her blood rushed to her cheeks. “I do NOT fancy him,” she
declared. “And as for our lesson,” her brow furrowed, showing Harry that she was deep in thought.
“Er, he…he was just trying to, to break the ice. He wanted us to get to know each other better.
I'm sure that our next lesson will be much more…informative.” Harry was truly getting sick of
the way Hermione was defending that bloke, and he currently wasn't sure she wouldn't turn
him in for pranking Lockhart. He decided that, for the first time in his Hogwarts career, he was
going to have to do something behind Hermione's back.

-

“So what did you want,”

“to talk about?” asked the Weasley twins. Harry had sent them a note with Hedwig to meet
him.

“I think Lockhart's a fraud, and I want to prove it. I figure that we should prank him in
such a way that a wizard of his supposed skill should be able to avoid, but instead he'll have
to ask for help undoing the jinxes.”

“Sounds like a…” said George.

“Worthy cause,” completed Fred.

Together, they sacredly said, “To insure the competence of the staff - every student's
responsibility.”

“We are surprised…”

“That Hermione's not here.”

“Nor Padma.”

Harry's ears turned slightly pink. “Well, Hermione fancies the ponce, er, like most of the
girls I guess, and I don't know how Padma feels about him. I don't want to risk either of
them interfering.”

Both Fred and George smiled at each other. “We understand, now.”

“He's a rival for Hermione's affections.”

Harry's face turned red. “He's not! I'm not after Hermione's…er, affections.
I'm just concerned about her. That's all!”

“Of course.” Fred winked at him.

“We believe you.” Now George winked.

“Look, are you in or out?”

-

The next morning, while the Gryffindor Quidditch team was having an early practice, and allowing
a first-year to try out to become the youngest Seeker in a century (due to how poorly their
previous Seeker had performed), Lockhart was nervously opening the door to Hagrid's old hut.
He'd been ordered by the Headmistress to inspect it for any hazards, and warned that she
didn't know what kinds of dark creatures the half-giant who'd previously inhabited it kept
as pets. She'd also said that her nephew would be among those who used it, and if anything
dangerous was still in there after Lockhart said it was fine, he'd be in serious trouble. He
didn't know that the Headmistress was following him, disillusioned.

“He wouldn't have had anything dangerous,” Lockhart said to himself shakily. “I'll just
go in there and nothing will attack me, and then I'll certify it as safe.”

Minerva had a hard time not chuckling when she thought of the creatures she'd put in there
while Matthew was handling her classes the last few days. She didn't consider it wrong to give
the Assistant Professor extra experience. In fact, from what she'd heard, he'd done an
excellent job.

The DADA Professor opened the door to find the room full of people. Not just any people, he
realized with horror. They were people he'd interviewed and obliviated for his books, and they
looked mad.

“LOCKHART, YOU FRAUD!!!” one of them shouted. “You said you'd make me famous! Instead, once
I told you my story, you erased my memory!”

While others made similar claims, Minerva stood there shocked. She'd suspected he'd made
up the stories in his books - not that he'd stolen the stories in such a cruel way. She
unfortunately knew that a person's boggart can't be considered evidence. Gilderoy could
claim that it's his fear that others will falsely claim he'd done that, but she knew the
truth. Just as she was beginning to wonder if he'd ever catch on, Lockhart began to
stutter.

“Wh,wh,wh, wait a minute. You're dead.” He was pointing at an old man. “Y-you'd be older
now.” He was looking at a girl. This has got to be…what were they called?” he said as he absently
moved his wand. “This is so ridiculous!” Suddenly, all of the faces had blank expressions like
they'd just lost their memories. Lockhart then began to laugh cruelly at them, and the boggart
was banished. He then looked around to make sure no one had seen, not noticing the slight
distortion. Minerva smiled as she noticed a wet spot in the front of his robes. She saw him notice
that and mutter, “I wish I knew a drying spell. Is this stupid job worth this? Maybe I should…”

Minerva quickly made herself visible and shouted happily from behind Lockhart. “Oh, Gilderoy. I
see you're about to inspect the house. Would you care for some help?”

He stiffened for a moment before saying (without turning around), “N-No that's perfectly
alright. I have everything under control here.” She stayed until he actually stepped inside and
started walking away, making the door close without him seeing her do it. She then disillusioned
herself again to watch more.

-

Gilderoy had looked over his shoulder to see Minerva walk away, having planned to immediately
leave when suddenly the door slammed. He tried opening it unsuccessfully, and realized he was
trapped. That's when all Hell broke loose. He heard a fluttering of wings above him, and looked
up to see about fifty winged keys that suddenly turned on him. He dropped to the floor in fright
and tried to crawl under the bed for cover while his clothes, hands, and head were cut up by his
attackers. He was doing his best to keep his hands over his face as he shimmied along.

When he got under the bed, he placed his left hand in a yellowish liquid that smelled of petrol.
He suddenly found himself in tremendous pain and jumped back out while screaming in agony. He
didn't know it, but he'd put his hand in a puddle of bubotuber puss. The keys continued
their attack as he ran to the curtains, intent on wiping the puss from his hand on them. When he
did, a swarm of fairy-like creatures covered in black hair flew out of the curtains at him. He
didn't know what they were, but he soon found out that they had sharp, venomous teeth when one
got his neck.

By this time, his clothes were torn up; his face, hands, and neck were bleeding; his hair was
disheveled; and he was crying. Soon, the doxies from the curtains began biting his hair off. He
screamed even more as he fell to the ground and assumed the fetal position.

-

Minerva felt he'd had enough (she didn't want to kill him, after all - that would be too
much parchmentwork), so she sent a Patronus (which was quite easy to produce under the
circumstances) to a few of her colleagues to summon them there. Since they'd been waiting for
the sign, they were there within five minutes when Minerva gently opened the door to reveal
Lockhart still in that position crying as keys and doxies continually attacked him. Flitwick,
Sprout, Sinistra, and Kettleburn (the four heads of house), along with Madam Pomfrey, all looked on
in amusement. He hadn't noticed them. Flitwick pulled out his wand and performed a few charms.
Within seconds, the attackers were on the ground, frozen stiff.

Minerva walked up to the weeping Defense teacher and cleared her throat. He looked up at her and
muttered, “Is it over?” before his eyes widened to see the others there as well. With what little
dignity he had, he got up and tried adjusting the rags he was wearing. “You shouldn't have
interfered,” he said confidently, “I had them right where I wanted them.”

“Really?” asked Minerva with a smirk.

“Oh, yes. You see, I wanted to pretend, er, for the sake of my classes. You see, I wanted to try
and learn what it's like to be a victim. You see, a man of my talent has never really had
anything to fear. Therefore, I refrained from defending myself. Unfortunately, since I knew the
whole time that I was in no real danger, I didn't experience what I was hoping for - fear.”

Minerva could almost smell the manure Lockhart's story was filling the cabin with as Madam
Pomfrey began healing his wounds without a word.

Sprout said, “Then perhaps you would care to assist me in eliminating the infestation of garden
gnomes that have made their way into one of the classrooms. We'll just throw them out the
window. They shouldn't be able to return. The room is on the fifth floor.”

He smiled charmingly at her, glad he hadn't lost any teeth, and said, “I'd love to
assist you, Pomona, but unfortunately, I'll be busily grading homework for the next few
weeks.”

“I see,” she responded.

-

After Flitwick left, Minerva quickly took care of any threats in that room and asked Harry,
Hermione and Padma to come to her office, where she showed them the memory of what had happened at
Hagrid's old hut. Hermione looked more distressed than Harry had ever seen her.

“B-but he…he wrote…how could he? He lied. Not only that, but it looks like he erased their
memories. How could he? And he laughed, laughed at them.” Her face turned hard and unforgiving. “He
got what he deserved! You shouldn't have helped him!”

“Miss Granger, Hermione,” said Minerva. “I agree that his behavior is abominable, but I
couldn't just let him die.” She took a deep breath. “Unfortunately, there is no evidence of
what he's done.” She then looked at the three kids with a smirk. “However, if for some reason
he didn't like it here and decided to quit, that would be another story.”

Harry looked around at the two girls, and could tell by their expressions that he could now
count them in on the plans he and the Weasley twins were making. “That would be so…unfortunate,” he
said, not bothering to hide the sarcasm.

“Anyway,” said Minerva, “the hut has been cleared of anything dangerous. You may now take
possession of it. I suggest you ask the house elves for assistance. I've already authorized
them to give you any spare furniture in the castle and any other assistance you may need.”

-

Later that afternoon, Hermione was reluctant at first to take Professor McGonagall's
suggestion about using the elves until Harry asked her this question:

“Are you going to pick up Hagrid's bed and get it out of here?”

Her ears turned pink as Padma giggled.

“Er, no, I suppose not. It's not like it's hard for them to do something like this. It
shouldn't do any harm.”

“And remember,” said Padma, “We're not trying to put them out of work right now - just stop
the abuse. They should actually be happy to help make this into our office.”

-

With the help of a few elves, who were only too honored to help, all of the giant-sized
furniture was eliminated within five minutes of that conversation. Some bookshelves, two
normal-sized tables, fifteen chairs and a trunk with a very sturdy lock were brought in. Harry set
his boom box on one of the bookshelves, and they listened to music while they worked. When the
place was set up properly, with ten C.A.R.E.-related books on it, Harry started playing on his Game
Boy while Padma was reading one of the books and Hermione was composing a list of other books to
get. While they were still doing that, there was a knock at the door. Hermione opened it.

“Hello, Professor McGonagall,” she said.

Harry paused his game and looked up, grinning at his favorite aunt. “Hi. What do you think?”

“The place certainly seems roomier without Hagrid-sized furniture in it. I am curious why you
have two tables here.”

“That's so that we'll have room for more people to work if we have a project or study
groups,” said Hermione.

“Or if we have lunch here,” added Padma with a grin. Each table had six chairs with it, with the
three remaining chairs in different corners.

“Well, you've certainly done a good job with it.” She then got her wand from its holster and
performed a spell on the door handle. “I've transfigured this lock to be much more secure,” she
said before pulling three keys out of her pocket. “I've already made these for you. I've
done something special with these keys so that a simple duplicating charm won't make a key that
works on the door. Come to me if you need any more copies.” She then handed one to each of
them.

“What did you do to them?” asked Hermione curiously.

Minerva smiled inwardly at how eagerly the girl sought knowledge. She was the quintessential
Ravenclaw. However, she'd already made her decision regarding the key. “That's for me to
know and you to find out. I don't want a thousand copies of that key floating around, and I
think that this is a good way to keep track of it. Perhaps one day I will show you, but not for a
couple years.”

“Yes, Professor,” Hermione said quickly.

“Very well. Enjoy your day, all three of you.”

-

The trio soon left Hagrid's hut after Harry locked his boom box and Game Boy in the trunk
(that he also had a key to). They then revised for a few hours, and then Harry decided to call his
family. Hermione mentioned that she was going to do the same thing.

“Hi, Brianna.”

“Hey, Harry,” she said, smiling at her brother.

“How are things at home?”

“Great. They're making Lightfellow retire from baseball. They made him fake an injury to
stop him from playing until his trial. He's going to have the hearing next month, and I've
been asked to testify at it. I got the letter yesterday. If somehow he gets off, then he'll say
that he recovered. If, as is expected, he gets convicted, his `injury' will be so great he
can't play again. He might even get jail time.”

“I'm surprised they need you to testify.”

“I think they just want as many witnesses as they can get. Did you get you and Hermione's
love-shack ready yet?”

Harry's ears turned bright red, but he managed to keep a straight face. “Perhaps you have a
love-shack you share with Bobby, but the C.A.R.E. headquarters is ready, if that's what you
mean. Aunt Minnie liked it. She had us watch her memory of that idiot Lockhart trying to inspect
the place. The doxies would've killed him. Of course, Hermione was devastated watching it.
Especially his boggart.”

“What's a boggart?” asked Brianna.

Harry explained what they are, and what Lockhart's said to him, and then the rest of what
happened. Finally, he said, “Can you get me mom and dad, or do I need to hang up on you and call
them?”

-

The next day, Harry and Hermione got up early to go to the Quidditch tryouts. Harry brought his
broom along. They'd planned on sharing it that day. The captain of the team, a seventh-year
girl named Michelle Hamilton, had posted it a few days before.

They arrived at the pitch to see a small crowd of about thirty people sitting on the stands.
Facing them was a very attractive girl with long, curly red hair and a very nice figure. She was
wearing a light blue t-shirt and jeans under her open school robe that showed a Quidditch Captain
badge. She was floating on a broom held onto by just her legs, and holding a muggle clipboard and a
pen. He figured that she was muggle-born that had realized how inconvenient quills and ink were.
Her brows were furrowed with thought in a way that Harry thought was very cute. He was staring
open-mouthed at her.

“If you'll put your eyes back in your head,” said Hermione irritably, “we should take a
seat.”

He was brought out of his stupor by this. “I wasn't…” he said defensively as his ears turned
pink. Hermione never got to hear what Harry wasn't doing, because at that moment, Michelle
began to speak. They quickly sat next to Cho Chang.

“Hello, everyone. Thanks for coming. For those of you who don't know, Ravenclaw has both a
regular and reserve Quidditch team. So far, we're the only Hogwarts team that does, but doing
the smart thing is part of being a Ravenclaw. Am I right?” She asked the last question
enthusiastically, and earned a few yells of ascent and clapping. Smiling in a way that, for some
unexplained reason, made Harry's stomach feel funny, she continued her speech.

“Although some of you were on the team last year and performed admirably, I'm still
requiring everyone to try out. I want to make sure we have the best possible team, so every
position, except mine as one of the starting Chasers, is open right now. I'll apologize in
advance if I hurt anybody's feelings by rejecting them, but I want to win the Quidditch Cup
this year. I'm not trying to be mean and it's not personal.” She took a deep breath. “First
of all, I'd like to make sure that everyone here can at least fly properly.”

She had half of the hopefuls, Harry included, fly around the pitch while the other half watched.
She eliminated five of them who seemed to wobbling along on their broomsticks, acting as though
this was their first time flying. Harry landed beside Hermione. “Here you go,” he said smiling,
handing her his broom so she could fly with the second group of fifteen. “I know you don't need
luck to get past this part.” Hermione would never admit it, but she was glad that Cho Chang was
part of her group, and wasn't sitting next to Harry.

After four others were eliminated, Hermione returned to Harry's side to find him gazing at
the Captain. “Harry,” she said with a smirk, “Isn't Michelle pretty?”

“Yeah…I mean, I suppose she's alright. Bit too old for my taste, of course.” Hermione was
giggling as Harry's face turned red. She'd thought about Harry's apparent crush on Ms.
Hamilton while she was flying, and realized that Harry would no more go after her than she
would've gone after Lockhart before watching the Pensieve. She also knew that Michelle would be
gone the next year, and probably had a boyfriend - if not a fiancé. So, therefore, she decided that
the best solution to the problem was to tease Harry mercilessly about it.

“Alright,” said Michelle. “Now we're going to have tryouts for positions. We'll start
with Chasers, because we'll need them to test Beaters and Keepers. The last position will be
Seeker.” She looked around at the crowd. “I hope there's a good one out there, because I've
heard the Gryffindor's got a new Seeker, who they consider their secret-weapon. I don't
know anything else about this person.”

The tryouts went all morning, with Hermione using the broom more than Harry. She was kept in the
mix with six others when the Beaters started hitting Bludgers at them. One of the
Beater-wanna-be's was so bad that he almost hit Harry, who was patiently sitting in the stands.
Finally, the people trying out for Keeper were brought in, and six of the Chasers were separated
into two teams, and had to try to score goals while the Beaters were going at them. It was a
regular game minus the Seeker - the only difference being that timeouts and replacements happened a
lot more often as Michelle was narrowing down her choices. Hermione scored a few goals, but a few
others scored more. Once, she was hit with a Bludger, but managed to pass the Quaffle just before
the impact, and did stay on the broom. When the mock-game was declared over by the Captain,
who'd been taking notes the whole time, Hermione flew down next to Harry.

“Thanks for letting me borrow your broom. Good luck.” She seemed to Harry as though she'd
decided that she didn't make the team and was trying to accept it.

“You did a good job out there, Hermione,” he said, earnestly.

“There were better Chasers out there, not to mention Michelle…”

“Who hasn't announced who's made the team yet. Maybe you have and maybe you haven't.
We'll deal with that, later. Either way, you still did good out there. I was proud of you.” Her
ears turned pink as Harry mounted his broom. “I've got to get out there.”

As it turned out, only one other person was trying out for the Seeker position, which pretty
much guaranteed that he'd at least be a reserve. The Captain was going to release the Snitch,
and whoever caught it would be the starting Seeker. That would change if the other showed more
skill during practices. Everyone else was allowed to leave if they wanted. Hermione stayed. Harry
looked at his competitor, Cho Chang, and grinned. They were friends, and she was a member of
C.A.R.E., so this wasn't a grudge match. He said, “May the best man win.”

She stuck her tongue out. “I'm sure she will.”

After fifteen minutes, Harry was getting bored as he scanned the pitch, with Cho marking him. He
knew they'd missed lunch, and planned to visit the kitchen once this was over. He hadn't
caught sight of the Snitch, and obviously Chang hadn't either. He decided to add some
excitement. He looked straight at the ground, gave a look of enthusiasm, and flew straight toward
the ground. Cho followed.

He got closer and closer to the earth, gaining speed the whole way. When he was four feet away
from crashing, he pulled on his Lightning Bolt, going level with his feet touching the blades of
grass. He heard a small thud behind him, and then Cho's angry voice shouting, “I'll get you
for that, McGonagall!” so he knew she was alright. He rose up in the air and scanned the pitch
again. He saw that his competitor was in the air again by the time he was back where he'd
started. He kept looking around, and just as Chang got about level with him, he saw that the Snitch
had actually gone where he'd dived to before. He started diving back down immediately, not even
hearing Cho shout, “Do you honestly think you can fool me again?”

He was half-way to the Snitch when he saw it starting to move away. He adjusted his course to
follow it, and heard a swear word coming from his competitor just before his fist wrapped around
the tiny winged ball. She was still fifteen feet from him.

Michelle flew up to him, beaming. “Congratulations, McGonagall! That was some great flying.
You'll be our starting Seeker.”

“Er, thanks,” he said, blushing. He then turned his broom to fly over to Cho, who appeared
unhappy. “I'm sorry about that feint, Cho. I hope you didn't get hurt.”

Not looking very happy, but not angry either, she said, “Don't worry about it, Harry. You
out-flew me. You really are good.”

“Thanks,” he said, before flying down toward Hermione.

“Harry, I thought I was going to die when you did that dive! What were you thinking? Don't
ever do that again!”

He chuckled at her response. With a completely insincere expression on his face, he answered,
“Yes, mom.”

-

After sneaking to the kitchens for a late lunch, they went to library to do some revision. They
had the first meeting for the year of their study group in about a half-hour.

“Oh look,” said Hermione, “There's Ginny Weasley.” He looked and saw her sitting alone at a
table. She did look very excited as she wrote into what appeared to be the same book she'd had
on the train. Harry imagined that it was probably her diary.

“She looks happy,” he commented.

“Why don't we go talk to her?” asked Hermione.

Shrugging his shoulders, he agreed and they went up to her.

“Hello, Ginny,” said Hermione.

The girl stopped writing immediately and closed her book. “Hi, Hermione, Harry.”

“Er,” said Harry, “We just wanted to ask how your first week has gone.”

“Oh, really well. I'm…” She frowned for a moment and then her expression became neutral.
“Well, I'm doing good. Don't forget out bet.”

He smiled. “I won't when it's time for me to collect. I just made the team.”

Her eyes widened. “Y-you made it. Weren't you trying out for Seeker?”

He nodded. “Yes, so now I'll personally make sure we win.”

The redhead turned to Hermione. “Did you make the team, too?”

She shrugged her shoulders. “I don't know. The rest of the positions haven't been listed
yet.”

“But she did a great job during the tryout.”

“Well, good luck.”

“Thanks,” said Hermione. “Listen, we're going to have our study group here in about fifteen
minutes. You're welcome to join us.”

“Thanks, but I wouldn't want to be the only first-year.”

“You won't be,” said Harry, “Luna's gonna be here.”

“You'll be able to ask for help with anything you're having a problem with,” said
Hermione. “Just try it one time.”

Ginny appeared deep in thought for a moment. “I suppose it won't hurt. Ron's not in the
group, is he?”

“No,” said Harry with a grin. He then turned to Hermione. “Why don't we move the group to
headquarters once everyone's here?”

“I don't see any reason not to,” said Hermione with a grin.

“Where's that?” asked Ginny.

“You'll see,” said Harry. “We set it up yesterday.”

-

Half an hour later; Harry, Hermione, Padma, Anthony, Luna, Hannah, Susan, Neville and Ginny were
sitting at the tables in headquarters, with soft music playing in the background. Harry had stopped
by the kitchens to get a pitcher of pumpkin juice and some cups while the others made their way to
the cabin. “Isn't this much better than the library,” Harry said after drinking deeply from his
glass.

“There aren't any garflets here,” said Luna in agreement, “so we should be able to
concentrate.”

“Er, right,” said Harry. The others had already been warned not to comment on Luna's
remarks. “To start out, do you or Ginny have any specific problems with what you've been taught
this week?”

The girls each had a few difficulties, although Luna explained hers in a much more colorful way
than Ginny. After moving on from there, Hermione summarized what the younger girls needed to
understand before going on to second year material, doing her best to make sure the girls
weren't lost. The most extra time that was spent helping the first-years was ten minutes, and
Hermione felt that it would greatly benefit them to see where they were headed. Both Ginny and Luna
said they'd meet with the group only once per week, since neither wanted to hold the
second-years back. The study session ended at dinner time.

-

When the Ravenclaws got back to their common room after dinner, they noticed that the Quidditch
team was posted. Harry practically had to carry his best friend to the message board so she could
find out the results of her tryout. She frowned when she saw that the starting Chasers were
Michelle Hamilton (Captain, 7th Year), Roger Davies (4th Year) and Sean
Bradley (3rd Year).

“I didn't make it,” she said, sounding defeated.

“But you did make the reserves,” said Harry, pointing at her name on that list.

Her frown turned into a smile for a moment, and then wavered. “Do, do you think that my parents
will still buy me a broom?”

“There's only one way to find out,” he said, grinning. He was certain that her parents would
still do it. She was a member of the team, after all.

“I suppose so,” she said, and went down to her dorm, presumably to mirror call her folks.

Even though Harry already knew his name would be on the list, it still felt good to read
`*Harry McGonagall*' as the starting Seeker. He was still looking at the names when
Hermione reappeared beside him. She was beaming ear to ear.

“They said YES!” she declared, hugging him.

He hugged her back, saying, “I knew they would. I told you that you did a good job. You
wouldn't believe me.”

She let go and smiled at him for a moment before looking back at the list. “It says here that
practices begin next Saturday. I should have it by then.”

-

The rest of the month went by swiftly after that, with the Weasley twins planning the prank on
Lockhart with the Golden Trio. They had to make certain potions that required time to brew, so
unfortunately, it wouldn't be ready until October. A few minor pranks had been pulled on
Gilderoy, but nothing of consequence. By Wednesday, Hermione had gotten a Nimbus 2001 from her
parents, and was looking forward to trying it out at practice. On Friday, Harry could have sworn
that Ginny Weasley received a wrapped broomstick with her mail, but didn't say anything about
it, although he did think that he'd done a better job of smuggling one in the year before. He
was honestly surprised that no one caught her.

Ravenclaw practices went very well, and it soon became obvious that Hermione was the best
reserve they had. Cho didn't seem to be holding a grudge when she saw Harry at practices. The
format of the practice sessions was for the Captain to speak for about five minutes about any
problems or opportunities for improvement that she'd noticed, and then they'd have a full
game of the starters versus the reserves, with Michelle interrupting any time she saw a problem.
She wouldn't waste practice time (where they had to reserve the pitch) talking strategy,
especially because most strategies only involved one of the positions. She'd hand out scrolls
to each player at the end of practice describing the strategies, and tell them to talk to her
before the next practice if anything wasn't clear. If she did feel that the team needed a
speech, she'd do it in a corner of their common room.

Malfoy was mad that his punishment for the previous year still held, and he wasn't allowed
to play Quidditch for Slytherin until his fourth year. Despite how the jerk bragged about his
Quidditch abilities, Harry thought it was probably good for Slytherin that he wasn't allowed to
play. He had no doubt that the idiot would find a way to buy his way onto the team, and be the
worst player out there.

Harry threw a small birthday party for Hermione with their study group, only this time it was at
Headquarters. He gave her a wrist wand holster like his own. His family, using the mirrors, wished
her a happy birthday during the party as well. Before they knew it, October had arrived.

-

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16. October Attacks
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Harry Potter and all characters, etc. belong to J.K. Rowling, not me.

**Harry McGonagall** **- Chapter 16 -** **October Attacks**

“*Come…come to me….**Let me rip you**….Let me tear you….**Let me kil**l
you….*”

“What?” exclaimed Harry as he gave a huge jump, looking at his companions with his pale face.
The voice he'd just heard chilled him to the bone. It was a voice of breath-taking, ice-cold
venom. Fred, George, Hermione, and Padma looked at him strangely. They were currently inside the
Defense Against the Dark Arts classroom preparing a prank on Lockhart. It was after curfew, and
Padma was keeping an eye on the Marauder's Map while the others performed spells and set up
potions where they needed to be.

“What is it, Harry?” asked Hermione, looking concerned.

“Didn't you hear it?” he asked.

“Hear what?” asked Fred.

“Is there a teacher coming?” asked George.

“No. It wasn't a teacher. It said it wanted to kill.”

“Maybe it was Filch,” suggested George.

“Is he near here?” asked Fred, looking at Padma.

“No,” she answered, after double-checking. “No one's near here. Your little sister's
wondering the corridors, though.”

Fred and George looked proud and solemn. “Little Ginny's first time violating Hogwarts'
curfew.”

“She's growing up.”

“Where's she at?” asked Harry, curious.

“On the second floor,” said Padma. “Almost directly above us.”

“I wonder if she pranked Lockhart's office,” commented Fred.

“That would be funny,” said Padma. “To be pranked twice in the same day.”

They all chuckled at that and continued working, and made their way to the Ravenclaw Tower,
where Padma gave the twins their map back so they could make it to Gryffindor Tower.

-

The next morning began normally, with the `golden trio' eating breakfast together at the
Ravenclaw table with Luna.

“I wonder if Aunt Minnie'll be in class today,” said Harry.

“I hope it's Professor Shapon, said Padma dreamily, reminding Harry of the crush his friend
had on his aunt's assistant.

“I hope it's McGonagall,” countered Hermione. “I have an extra credit paper to hand in, and
I wanted to speak to her about it.” Harry and Padma looked at Hermione like she'd grown a third
eye while Luna was staring blankly in front of her while filling her mouth with scrambled eggs.
“What?”

“Hermione,” said Harry gently, “You are at the top of the class, and we're both over a month
ahead in our assignments. You honestly don't need extra credit.”

“I wanted to write that essay,” she said. “I took my notes about primates from the zoo and
cross-referenced it with information from a *Guide to Advanced Transfiguration* that I
borrowed from the library…”

“That's the N.E.W.T. Transfiguration book,” interrupted Padma.

“Exactly,” said Hermione, sounding slightly irritated at being interrupted. “The point is that I
wrote a comparative analysis about the difficulties of transfiguring various different primates
into water goblets.”

“I wonder if I should write a paper on transfiguring Crumple-Horned Snorkacks into Nargles,”
commented Luna dreamily as she put down her fork. “I understand that it is quite difficult,” she
added.

Harry controlled his expression to stop himself from smiling, and made sure he didn't meet
anyone else's eyes, knowing he'd burst out laughing at the thought of the look on his
aunt's face when she reads the title of Luna's essay. His ears had become pink from his
efforts. He cleared his throat. “If I were you, Luna, I'd wait on doing any extra credit until
I need it. I believe you told us you were getting E's and O's on all your transfiguration
papers.”

“Yes, I have,” the blonde girl said, “although certain comments I'd made comparing turning a
mouse into a stone to turning a triple-legged vratch into one were crossed out on my last
parchment. I don't think Professor McGonagall has heard of them.”

“Really,” said Padma, sounding sarcastic, earning a quick glare from Harry.

“Then maybe you shouldn't mention the creatures the Professor hasn't heard of on your
assignments,” said Hermione.

For the first time in Harry's memory, Luna looked sad for a moment. “I suppose I'll have
to. I wouldn't want Professor McGonagall to believe that I think I'm smarter than her just
because I know about vratches. It might make her feel bad.” Her eyes brightened for a moment. “I
should also get her a subscription to the Quibbler so that she'll learn about them.”

“Now that that's settled,” said Harry with a grin, “I think we should be off to our first
class.”

-

Harry's first class was Transfiguration with the Gryffindors, and his aunt was present, so
Hermione stayed after class to hand in her extra credit. Harry handed in the summary of one of the
Animagus book chapters as well. After that, they had Herbology with the Slytherins, who had been
much more subdued without Snape to favor them, although nothing could stop Malfoy from starting
trouble.

Immediately after class, Draco, flanked by his bodyguards, approached Harry, sneering. “Hey,
McGonagall, I heard your aunt is taking a *personal* interest in Lockhart. They were together
near your precious care shack a few weeks ago. Maybe he'll be your *uncle* soon.” Crabbe
and Goyle sniggered as though he'd said something very funny.

Harry's hands closed into fists automatically. His face was turning red. “She can't
stand that ponce,” he said as calmly as he could while glaring at Draco. If he'd looked to his
left or right, he'd have seen the concerned expressions that his friends were shooting his
way.

Draco continued, “Of course, I don't know how Lockhart can stand someone as old and…”

“New sparks,” muttered Harry, calling his wand to his right hand.

“Harry, no!” said Hermione, causing Draco to stop in mid-sentence. He stuck his nose in the air,
sniffing around, with an expression on his face like he'd smelled something awful.

“I knew I smelled a disgusting mudblood, Granger,” he said, causing Dumb and Dumber to laugh
once again. “Maybe you should go back in there and beg Sprout to give you some dragon dung to use
as perfume. It would make you smell much better.”

At the same time, Padma was whispering the incantation for a spell the Weasley twins had taught
them, while taking advantage of the fact that the three stooges were all looking at Hermione.
“*N**idor sicut fimus**,*” she said while aiming her wand at Draco's midsection.
She quickly put it away.

“Isn't it strange,” commented Harry, who'd noticed Padma's actions, in a scientific
tone of voice, “how inbreeding causes problems with the subject's senses, such as smell.”

“Indeed,” agreed Hermione in a haughty voice.

“They smell themselves,” continued Harry, “and believe it was someone five feet from them.
Let's go.”

As the Ravenclaw trio was leaving, the Slytherins were just noticing a horrid smell coming from
Draco. “Ewww, Draco,” muttered Crabbe (the first words Harry had ever heard him speak) I think you
went in your pants.”

“I did n…” yelled Draco as an expression of comprehension dawned on his face. “It was them!” He
pulled out his wand, aiming for Harry's back.

“Accio, Malfoy's left shoe,” Harry muttered. He'd just been waiting for Draco to catch
on. His left foot kicked up of its own accord, knocking him off balance. Harry stopped his spell so
the arrogant fool could spectacularly fall on his backside, dropping his wand in the process. It
rolled about ten feet away.

Harry and his friends kept walking while Draco shouted, “Help me up, you idiots!”

Goyle started to bend toward him, but stopped, saying, “Sorry, Draco. I just can't stand the
smell.” By this time, a small crowd had gathered to watch the show. They were all commenting on how
repulsive Malfoy smelled.

-

During lunch, one of the Weasley twins winked at Harry from the Gryffindor table, thus assuring
him that the house elves had agreed to add something special to Lockhart's and another
student's meal. Harry had a feeling that his aunt had instructed the elves to obey any
instructions from them to prank Lockhart. It was the only reason they'd go along with it that
made sense to the Boy-Who-Lived. He couldn't wait for lunch to be over so they could get to
class. This was the first time he'd looked forward to one of Lockhart's lectures. The
second year Ravenclaws and Hufflepuffs were going to get a good show.

-

“Good afternoon, class,” Lockhart said with a toothy grin. He was wearing his lilac outfit that
he loved so much, and Harry was glad that the clown was wearing his favorite clothes. Using his old
wand, Harry inconspicuously began the prank. “It's show time,” he whispered while Lockhart was
doing a demonstration with that day's victim. This password began the sequence of events.

“Now class, when I, the brave Gilderoy Lockhart, was facing those twenty ghouls, did I show
fear? No,” he declared as he made Justin Finch-Fletchley come to the front of the class and raise
his hands threateningly while pretending to be a ghoul. “I simply…ahhh Fire!” He'd noticed that
a copy of *Magical M*e that had been on his desk was now in flames. What he didn't know
was that this fire was releasing a chemical in the air that worked with the potion the fraud had
ingested, and would produce a result in less than five minutes.

Lockhart, in a panicked state, ran close to the precious tome, and pointed his wand at it.
“Aqua-mint!” he said confidently, causing nothing. He tried again, and a small white object that
was shaped like a tear appeared in front of his wand and fell to the floor without a sound. By this
time, the desk had caught fire.

Hermione pointed her wand at the desk and said, “Aguamenti,” causing a stream of water to shoot
from her wand, directly to the burning book, putting out the fire. It was at that moment that
Lockhart had breathed in enough of the chemical.

Lockhart nervously said to his class, “Just a little, er, pop quiz, to see if…” He stopped
speaking, because he no longer could. He'd transformed into a peacock.

Justin, who was still at the front of the class, touched Gilderoy's head, saying, “Profess…”
He stopped speaking, because he noticed that another Hufflepuff - Ernie Macmillan - had changed
form as well, only his form was not a peacock.

The arrogant Hufflepuff was now fourteen feet tall, full of white fur, with long claws and
fangs. Anyone who'd looked at the covers of Lockhart's books instantly recognized that
their classmate had been turned into a Yeti.

The peacock disappeared, replaced once again by Professor Lockhart. He smiled for a moment,
until he noticed the Abominable Snowman standing in his classroom. His face paled as he shouted,
“It's a Yeti! Run for your lives!” as he bolted for the door. Ernie, however hadn't even
moved yet. The moment Lockhart's hand touched the doorknob, a huge, foot-wide, yellow streak of
paint appeared down the middle of his whole body - on his hair, face, and clothes. However, the
Order of Merlin recipient was so scared he didn't notice as he wrenched the door open and ran.
The whole class erupted in laughter. Ernie returned to normal before the mirth had died down.

“So you see,” said Harry when he'd stopped chuckling, “the actual way that Gilderoy Lockhart
the Brave handles a Yeti is by running for it, leaving a room full of kids behind to save
themselves.”

“Maybe he's getting specialized equipment,” suggested one of the Hufflepuff girls.

At that moment, an elderly wizard with short gray hair and a well-trimmed beard that looked
rather strong that Harry recognized as one of the teachers, but did not know his name, ran into the
room, wand brandished. “Where is the Yeti?” he demanded in his scratchy voice.

“It's gone,” said Padma with a straight face. “Apparently someone thought it was funny to
turn Ernie into one for a few seconds.” The smart Patil twin acted like she had been annoyed with
whoever the culprit was. Harry was impressed with her acting skills.

The tough-looking old man showed a hint of a smile. “Hm. Professor Lockhart came running down
the hallway screaming about a Yeti being loose in the castle. By the looks of things, he's been
branded a coward with the largest yellow streak that I've ever seen. I last saw him going down
the stairs, probably headed outside. I'd say that your class is dismissed.”

-

Harry was disappointed to see that Lockhart had shown up for dinner (in a different outfit).
Apparently Professor Grubbly had caught him running away and stopped him, lecturing him on
cowardice until someone from the castle informed them that it was a false alarm.

Over the rest of the week, Harry got more and more nervous as Michelle called for practice every
other day in preparation for the upcoming Quidditch match between Ravenclaw and Hufflepuff. Harry
was sure that he could play, but he'd never played in front of a huge crowd before. A lot of
things could happen during the game.

He found himself staring at his empty plate at breakfast time, feeling butterflies fighting a
war in his stomach, sitting with his friends.

“Harry,” said Hermione, “you've got to eat something.”

“Yeah,” agreed Padma. “or you'll be too busy looking for food to notice the Snitch.”

“I'm not hungry,” insisted Harry for the third time that morning. Looking for a way to steer
the conversation away from his appetite, he looked at the head table. “Who's that guy sitting
with Professor Grubbly?”

“I don't know,” said Hermione with a grin after looking where Harry indicated, “but he does
seem awfully friendly with her. He's probably here to watch the match.”

“You have to eat, Harry,” came a female voice from behind him. Harry turned around to see his
captain, Michelle Hamilton, looking just as pretty as ever, smiling at him. Harry swallowed as he
felt himself blush.

“Alright,” he said, and grabbed a slice of toast and obediently took a bite, accidentally
knocking over his glass of pumpkin juice with his elbow in the process. He quietly swore before
grabbing a napkin to clean up after himself while Padma giggled and Hermione covered her mouth.
Harry briefly contemplated the benefits of hiding under the table.

“Good,” Michelle said, trying to hide her mirth. “Try not to be too nervous out there.” She
turned to Harry's best friend. “Hermione, don't forget that you'll have to change into
uniform as well. I want all my reserves ready to fly into the game at a moment's notice.”

“Of course, Michelle,” she replied, still doing her best not to laugh at her friend.

As the Ravenclaw captain was walking away, Harry said, “Go ahead, laugh. I know you want to
anyway.” They enthusiastically obeyed.

-

Less than an hour later, Harry was walking out of the changing rooms wearing his blue and silver
Quidditch robes and carrying his Lightning Bolt. He saw that Hermione was already waiting for him,
holding her Nimbus 2001.

“There you are,” said Hermione.

“Here I am,” agreed Harry with a smirk.

“I just wanted to wish you good luck. You're playing against a fourth-year named Cedric
Diggory. He's supposed to be a really good Seeker.”

“Thanks for the words of encouragement,” said Harry sarcastically. She opened her mouth to
speak, but he put his hand up. “Don't worry. I was only kidding.”

“I'm sure you'll get the Snitch,” said Hermione looking into his eyes.

“Thanks.”

At that moment, Michelle walked up to them. “Good. You're dressed. It's about time for
the game to start. Remember, Harry, pay attention to the Snitch and any Bludgers that come your
way. That's your job. Don't worry about the Quaffle or the hoops…”

“Or the hundreds of people watching,” said Harry with a smirk.

“Just catch the Snitch before Diggory does. He's bigger than you, so you have the size
advantage, but don't underestimate him.”

“I won't,” promised Harry.

-

“Welcome to the first game of the Quidditch season this year!” boomed the voice of Gryffindor
fourth-year Lee Jordan. “For this game, it's Hufflepuff versus Ravenclaw!” First he introduced
the Hufflepuff team, who flew in wearing their gold uniforms, followed by the Ravenclaws, starting
with, “The lovely Michelle Hamilton. Sorry, Professor.” As Harry flew in, he heard Lee say, “And
finally, Ravenclaw's new Seeker, making his debut this game, is Harry McGonagall!” Half the
crowd cheered, causing Harry to smile. “I hope he does better than the last Seeker Ravenclaw had.
Sorry, Professor McGonagall.”

The captains shook hands and Madam Hooch released the enchanted balls. Harry watched the Snitch
for about five seconds before it disappeared. Finally, she threw the Quaffle into the air, and it
was immediately grabbed by Michelle, who made her way toward the hoops.

Harry, obeying his captain, flew up above the action, systematically scanning the pitch for a
glint of gold. He noticed that the opposing Seeker was doing the same thing. He flew close to Harry
and called out, “Hi. I'm Cedric Diggory.”

Taking a quick glance at Cedric before turning his attention back to the pitch, he responded,
“Harry McGonagall.”

At that moment, they both heard Jordan shout, “Hamilton scores! That's ten points for
Ravenclaw!”

Harry cheered while Cedric frowned. “I'd better go to the other side of the pitch,” he said,
before leaving Harry.

The game went on for about fifteen minutes, with no sign of the Snitch. The score was
forty-thirty, in favor of Hufflepuff. Harry was getting bored, and he noticed that Cedric was
watching him. He decided to make the game a bit more interesting at the same time that Lee
announced that the two teams were now tied. He picked a spot near the ground and aimed his
Lightning Bolt at it, and pushed his broom to the limit.

“It looks like McGonagall has seen the Snitch, and is taking a dive for it. Diggory has also
noticed, and is in hot pursuit. Both are getting closer and closer to the ground. It looks like
they might crash. McGonagall pulls up about a foot from the ground. It was a feint! Diggory just
avoids crashing. In fact, it looks like his broom tapped the ground as he pulled up. It's a bit
wobbly. McGonagall has returned to the same place he started, and Diggory looks mad.”

Harry smirked at the older Seeker, who was glaring at him. Cedric had by now gotten control of
his broom. Suddenly, Harry saw a glint of gold directly between them. He didn't wait to see if
his opponent had noticed it. He took off at top speed, knowing he was risking a collision.

Harry grinned as he noticed the winged ball move toward him, but then, it increased its speed,
which seemed rather strange. Cedric was about ten feet behind it, but closing fast. Harry reached
out his hand to catch the Snitch, but it moved away from his hand and did something he'd never
heard of happening. Moving faster than Harry's broom, the tiny ball hit him in the mouth. It
felt like he'd been punched by someone twice his size. He felt a tooth fall from its place as
he lost his balance and began to fall. With his right hand, he grabbed the Snitch, holding it
tightly.

“McGonagall's got the Snitch! Ravenclaw wins! One hundred ninety to forty!”

With his left, he grabbed for his broom, brushing the ends of his fingers against it, but not
getting it. He began to plummet toward the ground.

“Oh no. He's fallen from his broom.”

`*I'm gonna die*,' Harry thought as he fell, until someone grabbed his left hand
with two hands. He felt himself slow down and then stop as he heard a small grunt. He looked up to
see that Michelle was upside down, hanging onto her broom with just her legs because both of her
hands were holding his left tightly. He could also see that she was struggling.

“Hamilton has caught McGonagall!” The crowd cheered, but Harry knew that both he and Michelle
were in danger.

“May I offer my assistance?” asked Cedric, as he put Harry's broom under him.

When he'd gotten on it properly, Harry said, “Thanks, Cedric,” and then turned to face his
captain, who was now right-side-up. “Thanks a lot, Michelle. You could've been killed.”

She smiled at him. “I didn't want to lose my star Seeker.” She then kissed his cheek,
causing his face to turn as red as the blood coming from his mouth. “Come on. Let's get you
down so Madam Pomfrey can help you.”

“Oh, Harry! Are you alright? You're bleeding!” said Hermione without a breath as they
landed. She engulfed him in a hug.

“Not to worry. Not to panic,” said Lockhart as he walked up. “I can get you a new tooth in a
moment.” He pulled out his wand, only to have it fly out of his hand into the hand of a
fierce-looking Professor McGonagall, who was pointing her wand at Gilderoy as she approached.

“Professor Lockhart,” she said sternly, and Harry realized what a scare his aunt had been
through. She was actually slightly panting as though she'd run a mile. He then realized that he
was panting as well. “You are not a certified healer. Madam Pomfrey will take care of my nephew.
Thank you very much. You may go.”

“Very well, Headmistress,” he said, recovering himself. “I can see that this has been quite a
shock for you. May I have my wand back?”

She held it out toward him as she said sternly, “You are not to practice healing in this school.
That's Madam Pomfrey's job.” As soon as Lockhart was walking away, she turned to her
nephew, hugging him tightly. “Are you alright, Harry? I almost died watching that.”

“I'm fine, except I'm missing a tooth,” he replied.

“I'll take him to see Poppy,” said Minerva to Hermione and the rest of the team. “You get
back to your Common Room where I'm sure a party is about to start. You can save him some
butterbeer.” When they seemed hesitant, she added. “You know that she'll kick you out
immediately. I'm sure he'll be healed in a heartbeat.” She pointed her wand toward the
pitch and summoned Harry's tooth.

-

After he'd gotten to the hospital wing, Madam Pomfrey determined that in addition to his
broken tooth, his left arm was slightly strained. She healed him quickly, repairing and refastening
the tooth, and giving him instructions to not do any heavy lifting with his left arm. She also
healed his swollen lip. He left the hospital wing alone and began happily making his way up the
stairs.

“*Let me rip you! Let me taste you! Let me eat you!*” he heard, seemingly coming out of the
walls, after climbing one set of stairs. With no one else around, he decided to follow that voice,
so he ran down the hallway, determined to figure out what was causing that voice.

It wasn't long until he ran across a strange sight. The first thing he noticed was Mr. Filch
lying face-up and completely still on the floor with the back of his head in a puddle of water. A
mop was held tightly in his hands. From around the corner, he heard a growl and turned to see a
dust colored cat with lamp-like yellow eyes and a skeletal build that he quickly identified as Mrs.
Norris running toward him. He summoned his wand into his right hand for protection.

“Mizter McGonagall!” shouted a female voice with a slightly French accent. “What are you doing?
What have you done wiz Mizter Filch?” She was pointing her wand at Harry. Mrs. Norris seemed to
calm down.

“I didn't…” said Harry, suddenly realizing what it looked like.

“And what iz zat writing about?”

He turned to see where Professor LaVelle was pointing. In a red liquid that looked like blood,
he saw the words, `*THE CHAMBER OF SECRETS HAS BEEN OPENED. ENEMIES OF THE HEIR,
BEWARE.*'

“What is going on here?” asked Headmistress McGonagall as she arrived on the scene.

“I didn't…” said Harry, but he was quickly cut off by the Potions mistress.

“All I know iz that I found him here pointing hiz wand at ze cat while Mizter Filch waz lying on
ze ground like he iz now.”

Aunt Minnie looked shocked. “Harry, what happened?”

“I was walking and found Mr. Filch like this, and then Mrs. Norris came along and growled at me.
I pulled out my wand because I thought she was going to attack.”

By this time, a small crowd was beginning to form, although most of the Ravenclaws were in their
Common Room celebrating their victory. Harry noticed that Professor Flitwick was at the front of
the crowd, observing in silence. Professor McGonagall read the writing on the wall and paled.

“Enemies of the Heir, beware!” sneered the voice of Draco Malfoy above the crowd. “The Mudbloods
will be next!”

“Twenty points from Slytherin for the use of that foul word, Malfoy,” said Minerva. “All of you
students, clear the area. All but you, Harry.”

“What have I missed?” asked Lockhart, suddenly showing up. Upon noticing Filch's body, he
said, “I remember something similar happening in Ouagadogou, a series of attacks, the full
story's in my autobiography. It's a pity I wasn't here. I know exactly the
counter-curse that could've saved him.”

“We'll get him to Madam Pomfrey to determine what exactly has happened to him,” Minerva said
as she silently levitated the Squib.

-

They silently walked back to the hospital wing, where Poppy was able to determine that Filch
hadn't been killed, but petrified, though how she couldn't say. However, she did say that
the school's Mandrakes could be used to unpetrify Filch once they were fully mature. After
Flitwick checked Harry's wand's last spell, Minerva told her nephew that he could go, and
told everyone else that he was innocent until proven guilty. He was grateful that she hadn't
revealed his second wand to anyone there.

It was a slightly subdued Harry that arrived at the Common Room. He'd been accused of
attacking Filch, but knew he was innocent. However, someone did attack the caretaker, and Harry
wanted to know who. After telling `Al' the password, he opened the door. He felt obligated to
tell his housemates that Filch had been petrified, but not about the voice he heard. However, he
did tell that to Hermione and Padma the next day while they were at headquarters, away from prying
ears. It was about fifteen minutes before the rest of their study group were supposed to
arrive.

“Why didn't you tell your aunt?” asked Hermione. “I know that hearing voices isn't good,
but she…”

“Do you think I want my aunt to think I've gone nuts?” he asked.

“You're telling us, aren't you?” asked Padma.

“But she might have to tell the board of governors or the Ministry if I tell her.”

“I can't believe that Professor LaVelle thought you did it,” said Hermione.

Sighing, Harry said, “It did look bad.”

“I suppose.”

The door swung open, and Ginny, looking a bit pale, walked inside.

“Hi, Ginny,” said Harry.

“Hi, guys,” she said unenthusiastically.

“Are you alright,” asked Hermione. “You seem a bit pale.”

“I'm fine,” she said quickly. “How are you doing?”

They chatted for a few minutes until the others arrived. Harry and Hermione thought something
was a bit off with Ginny, but would never have guessed what in a million years. After they were
done discussing schoolwork, Hermione told them what her copy of *Hogwarts, a History* said
about the legend of the Chamber of Secrets, which wasn't much.

When they left, Harry said he wanted to spend a little while alone playing on his Game Boy. He
was in the middle of a world when the screen went crazy. There was a pop behind him and he summoned
his wand, and turned to face Tribly.

“Harry Potter is still being at Hogwarts! Harry Potter should've gone home! Tribly thought
her Snitch would've convinced him…”

“Your Snitch?” he said, now moving toward the elf angrily.

“And now terrible things is beginning, but it's still not too late if Harry Potter is
leaving now!”

“So you know about the Chamber of Secrets?”

She now had a solemn look. “It is opened again. Oops!” She then grabbed the boom box and was
about to bust it on her head when Harry summoned it away from her.

“You don't have to punish yourself! We can bring the Malfoys up on…” His voice trailed off
as she disappeared yet again.

-

Harry told Hermione and Padma, as well as Aunt Minnie, about his latest visit, and they
didn't have any advice for him. He spent the week doing his best to ignore the stares he was
getting from people who believed he was Slytherin's Heir. Harry thought it was funny,
considering that Slytherin was the only house the hat didn't consider putting him.

The Ravenclaws were on his side. They were too happy he'd won the Quidditch match to care
about anything else. The Slytherins hated him, but knew he wasn't the Heir. Many of the
Hufflepuffs seemed content to believe anything bad of the Seeker who beat Diggory. The Gryffindors
seemed divided on what they believed. The ones that he knew personally, like Neville and Ginny,
knew he wasn't guilty, but others like a third-year called McLaggen, believed him guilty and
let everybody know it. Professor LaVelle never specifically said he was guilty, and actually was
very nice to him. However, if someone asked her what she saw, she would tell them that he'd had
his wand out and pointed at the cat with Filch's petrified body on the floor.

His aunt had explained that showing a memory of finding the body doesn't prove he hadn't
done it earlier and came back. If he had a memory of someone else attacking Filch, that
would've been different. She, of course, believed him, but told him that she couldn't treat
him differently than any other student. However, in this case, the evidence was entirely
circumstantial, and therefore no student would've gotten punished.

-

On Saturday night, Brianna called Harry's mirror.

“Hi, Brianna. How'd the trial go?”

“Oh, Jeremy Lightfellow was banned from baseball and was sentenced to three months in jail after
I and about ten other people testified against him and the videos of his games were shown.”

“That's good. The Cardinals didn't need magic to beat the Cubs,” said Harry.

“Yes they did, but that's not the point. I met Lightfellow right after the trial.”

Harry's eyes narrowed. “He didn't threaten you, did he?”

“No, not at all. He said he understood. He actually seems like a nice enough person, when
he's not cheating against the Cubs that is.”

“So, how are mom and dad?”

“They're fine,” she said. “How are things at school? Do some people still think you attacked
the caretaker?”

“Yeah,” he said with a small smile, “but only the people who don't know me.”

-

The next few weeks went by without incident, and Harry (along with Hermione and Padma) managed
to finish another chapter of the Animagus book to turn in to Aunt Minnie. Mrs. Norris was spending
most of her time in the hospital wing with Filch. Minerva had to hire someone else to do
Filch's job. This particular wizard, a man with long blonde hair and a long, bushy moustache
named Lucus Cleanaway, seemed strict about students obeying the rules, but didn't talk about
hanging students by their thumbs. He actually managed to get the castle cleaned much more quickly
using magic. Minerva told them that she had something special planned for Lockhart on
Halloween.

-

The Halloween Feast was always a marvel to behold. Harry looked around the Great Hall at the
decorations. Jack-O-Lanterns suspended above them by magic, a thousand live bats flying between the
carved pumpkins and many flaming orange streamers swimming across the ceiling were a few of the
decorations filling the largest room in the castle. The desserts were also properly decorated.
Pumpkin pies with faces on them that changed expressions, bat-shaped cookies and doughnuts that
looked like vampire heads were on the table. Their drinks were charmed to look like blood.

Harry was waiting with anticipation for the entertainment that evening. His aunt wouldn't
give any clues as to what she was planning to do to the great ponce, who was happily consuming a
cookie. He was wearing pumpkin-colored robes in honor of the holiday. Minerva took out her wand,
and began casting silent spells with it under the table.

Suddenly, a loud scream filled the Great Hall, and everyone stopped eating in order to
investigate. It seemed to have emanated from the center of the room. While everyone's eyes were
on the empty air at that location, ten vampires appeared - apparently they were some of the bats -
and began walking toward Lockhart, whose face paled.

One of them spoke in an eerie tone of voice. “You are Gilderoy Lockhart. Are you not?”

The fraud was visibly shaking. “Er, no, actually, I'm, er, his brother Barney. Yeah.”

“Liar!” the vampire shouted as his clan surrounded their prey. “You have killed several of our
brothers.”

“NO!” Lockhart screamed, and at this point it sounded like he was close to tears.

“I'll have no more of your lies, Lockhart!” growled the vampire, now showing his fangs. “You
wrote about their deaths in your book, *Voyages With Vampires*, bragging about how you
slaughtered fifty of my brothers with one curse!”

“W-w-w-well, books can be m-m-misleading,” he stuttered, sounding on the brink of
hyperventilating as he fell from his chair and tried to climb under the table, only to be stopped
by one of the vampires, who got between him and the table.

“You wrote them, and now you shall pay for your crime!”

“I LIED!!!!” shouted Lockhart, now crying. “I NEVER KILLED ONE VAMPIRE!”

“But they are dead, you filthy human! You're just lying to get out of your just
punishment.”

Now trembling and crying on the floor, he declared, “No! It was Bertha Waterberry! She did it
and I obliviated her and took credit!”

The vampire actually smiled for a moment. “I wondered how a sniveling coward like you
could've faced one of my kind. Is that what you've done for all your pathetic books?”

“Y-y-y-yes,” he declared, too frightened to notice the shocked expressions on the students.

“Let this coward go. We don't want to poison ourselves with him. Instead, we'll feed on
the children. Is that alright with you, Mr. Lockhart?”

“Y-y-y-yes!” he said. At this moment, he was fully visible to the students, on his knees with a
wet spot clearly showing in the front of his orange trousers. His face was pale, and he was
trembling and crying as he clumsily stood up.

As soon as he was let go, Gilderoy ran straight for the entrance hall and out the door,
shouting, “Goodbye!” leaving now terrified children pulling out their wands and pointing them
toward the vampires, who instantly dissolved.

Headmistress McGonagall stood up. “May I have your attention, please? Those vampires were an
illusion that I created, so you were never in danger. I suspected that Professor Lockhart was a
fraud, and thought that a crisis would be the best way to find out, one way or the other. I
apologize for frightening you, but do not regret my actions. You will have a new Defense Against
the Dark Arts teacher next week.” The whole hall erupted in cheers.

-

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17. Revelations
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Harry Potter and all characters, etc. belong to J.K. Rowling, not me.

**Harry McGonagall** **- Chapter 17 -** **Revelations**

The next morning, Harry woke up a bit later than usual for a Saturday. Ravenclaw (and probably
the other three houses as well) had a party the previous night to celebrate the Lockhart's
humiliation. Harry believed that even the Slytherins hated the great ponce and were glad to see him
go. According to his watch, he still had time to get to breakfast if he hurried, so he hurriedly
changed, planning on showering after Quidditch practice, which had been scheduled for right after
breakfast. He walked up the stairs to find Hermione and Padma waiting for him. Hermione was talking
to the painting of Rowena Ravenclaw that was among the other paintings in the Common Room.

“Good morning, girls,” he said.

“What took you so long?” asked Hermione as she turned from the picture. Remembering her manners,
she turned back to the painting. “Excuse me. I've got to go.”

“That's quite alright, dear. I understand,” said the portrait.

Harry said, “I overslept.”

“We've missed half of breakfast,” said Padma.

“You could have gone on without me,” he said. However, seeing their slightly hurt faces, he
added, “but I appreciate you waiting for me. Shall we go?” His mom had always taught him to be
considerate of other people's feelings. Not that he always did that, but he tried to at least
be considerate of his closest friends.

They hurried to the Great Hall and sat down at their table near Luna. After exchanging morning
greetings with her, Harry put a stack of pancakes on his plate. He was reaching for some sausage
when he heard a voice behind him as a hand landed on his left shoulder.

“There you two are,” said Michelle. Harry's face turned red as his crush kicked in. He felt
his elbow land in something.

“Yes, we're here, Michelle,” said Hermione, stifling her laughter and distracting their
captain as Harry pulled his elbow out of the butter dish. Padma was hiding her face, but her ears
were tomato red.

“I was wondering if you overslept or something. Remember that practice starts in twenty minutes,
so you'd better hurry. Bye.”

As soon as Michelle was out of earshot, Hermione `innocently' suggested, “Why don't you
wipe your elbow off on your pancakes?” This had the immediate effect of both she and Padma bursting
out laughing while Harry buried his face in his hands.

“I'm never gonna live this down, am I?” he murmured through his fingers as the girls
continued laughing.

“I don't see what's so funny,” said Luna dreamily. “Harry was merely trying to make the
plothglotes go away. It's a very good idea, Harry, although you probably should've rolled
up your sleeve first.” She then rolled up the right sleeve of her jumper and purposely dipped her
own elbow into the butter dish to the shock of everyone watching.

At that moment, the door from the entrance hall burst open, revealing thirty aurors, wands
brandished and ready to fight. They looked around the hall in total confusion. One from the back,
who was apparently the leader, walked forward and spoke while looking at the head table.

“Headmistress McGonagall?”

She stood up and began walking toward them, holding her own wand. “That's me. Is there
something I can help you with, auror? And why have you interrupted our breakfast?” she asked
sternly.

Putting his wand back in its holster and signaling the others to do the same, he replied. “We
just received a report from Gilderoy Lockhart that 1,000 vampires killed all the staff and students
while he fought bravely, barely surviving himself.” The whole Great Hall burst out laughing.

It was obvious to Harry that Minerva was having a hard time stopping herself from joining in the
mirth of that moment. “Is that what he claimed happened?” she asked. “Why don't you come to my
office, and I and the heads of houses will explain what actually occurred last night?”

At that moment, a flock of owls flew in, carrying the mail, along with the newspapers. One flew
directly in front of the headmistress, so after saying, “Excuse me for a moment,” to the auror, she
untied the parcel and gave the bird the appropriate payment. She unrolled her copy of the Daily
Prophet and her mouth fell open. It had a picture of Gilderoy Lockhart, his expressions moving from
tearful to angry every few seconds. She glanced at the cover story.

“*Vampires Massacre Hogwarts - Lockhart vows Vengeance*

*By Rita Skeeter*

*This reporter was saddened terribly to hear of the slaughter that occurred last night at
Hogwarts during the Halloween celebration. One thousand vampires attacked, intent on killing
everyone present. The lone survivor, the famous Gilderoy Lockhart, put up a tremendous fight,
taking out at least a hundred, staying and fighting well into the night until the last student was
bitten. Realizing that it was a hopeless cause, he fled the grounds, outflying hundreds of vampire
bats on his Comet 260 broom* *in an effort to warn the authorities, and let everyone know the
tragedy that occurred last night.*

*`I believe that it is my solemn duty to let the public know exactly what happened, so I will
spend the next few months putting it down in my next book, and then I shall hunt down these
creatures capable of attacking our children…*” The article went on to describe Lockhart's
life-and-death struggle against overwhelming odds.

“Doesn't that so-called reporter even verify facts before publishing them?” Minerva nearly
screamed. She then faced the students. “I believe that all of you should write your families
immediately to let them know you are safe.”

Harry whispered to Hermione, “I called Brianna last night to tell her about Lockhart, so she
already knows.”

“I'm glad my parents don't get the Prophet,” said Hermione.

The headmistress then turned her attention back to the aurors. “I believe that we'll also
need a reporter here as well - not this Rita Skeeter person. I want someone reliable. You may also
wish to arrest Mr. Lockhart after hearing what we have to say. Actually,” she said thoughtfully,
“It may be best if you watch the memory of the event.”

-

Minerva's group disappeared to her office, where she later told Harry that she showed the
aurors and the reporter who showed up a bit later the memory of the `vampire attack.' She also
gave the aurors a copy of her memory of Lockhart's Boggarts to assist them in finding the
actual heroes that he had obliviated.

Harry and Hermione went to Quidditch practice, which went very well. Harry was fortunately able
to fly practically by complete instinct, and it would take a lot more than a embarrassment to keep
him away from the Snitch. However, Hermione did seem to take on the important responsibility of
making sure that Harry did not forget the `elbow in the butter dish' incident for the rest of
the day, although she did have assistance from Padma as well.

Harry thought that the worst part of his humiliation was when their study group met and Luna
still had butter on her elbow. She said, “Harry, the butter must have come off your elbow. You need
to get more.” After Hermione happily filled everyone in on what had happened, they all laughed at
Harry (who was hiding his face behind a book) except for Luna and Ginny, who seemed to have
something bothering her again.

-

The next morning at breakfast, Minerva made an announcement. “I'd like your attention,
everyone. This is Professor Tutamun. She will be your new Defense Against the Dark Arts
Teacher.”

Harry looked at the woman that was no taller than Professor Flitwick. She had long, curly red
hair and a tan complexion. She looked like a little girl playing dress-up in her amber dress, but
her face had a grown-up, but friendly, expression. Harry thought she was in her early thirties. The
students began clapping politely.

The Headmistress continued once the applause died down. “She was an auror in Ireland until she
was injured by a dark curse about a year ago and had to retire. She has requested different
textbooks than *the ones* that you are currently using.” Aunt Minnie spat out the words `the
ones' with obvious disgust. We have taken the liberty of ordering your new books, which
Professor Tutamun will distribute to you in your classes. We will buy the old books back in trade,
returning the difference in price to your parents, unless of course you wish to keep Mr.
Lockhart's books, in which case you'll have to pay for the new books. I believe that they
were about three Galleons each. Your heads of house will handle those transactions. That is all.”
She then sat down next to the new professor.

“That's nice of them to buy the books back,” whispered Hermione.

Harry smiled at her. “Aunt Minnie told me yesterday that they got the gold from Lockhart's
trunk. They're keeping everything he left here. Of course, I don't know who would want his
outfits.”

“Maybe they can be sent to Snape,” suggested Padma, causing everyone who heard her to
chuckle.

At that point, the mail, including the Daily Prophet, arrived. Although he didn't subscribe,
Harry had requested that particular issue. He wanted to keep it. He grinned as he examined the
front page after paying the owl.

“*Hogwarts Wasn't Attacked! Gilderoy Lockhart - a Fraud! Rita Skeeter - a Fool!*

*By Anna Jesse*

*Today, the Daily Prophet has the sad duty to retract the story about the* *alleged
attack upon Hogwarts that Gilderoy Lockhart reported to Rita Skeeter - former reporter - who failed
to verify this story before printing it, causing a widespread panic among the wizarding population,
especially parents who read that their children had been killed or changed into vampires.
Headmistress McGonagall has allowed this reporter to view her memory of what really happened
Halloween night in her Pensieve. This is the truth of what happened.*”

The article continued by telling the truth of what had happened that night, including the
revelation that Lockhart was a fraud and that Rita Skeeter had simply taken his word for what
happened without checking it out for herself. As a result, she was sacked and her reputation
ruined. Another article told of Lockhart's arrest, along with the investigation of charges of
illegal use of the *Obliviation* charm as well as fraud.

When breakfast was over, Harry noticed that Professor Tutamun was walking with a cane, and that
it appeared that her left foot was a fake. Without commenting on it, Harry, Hermione and Padma made
their way to C.A.R.E. headquarters to revise for a few hours before enjoying the rest of Sunday,
especially when they turned their Lockhart books over to Professor Flitwick.

-

It wasn't until Tuesday afternoon that the Ravenclaws had class with their new Defense
teacher. Right after lunch, they went straight into the classroom with the Hufflepuffs. There was a
new book on each desk.

“Good afternoon, class,” said Professor Tutamun in what sounded like a friendly voice. She was
wearing silver robes, and her long, red hair was in a pony tail.

“Morning,” about half the students mumbled.

“As you should know if you pay attention to announcements, my name is Professor Tutamun. The
first thing we'll do is take attendance, so raise your hand when I call your name.”

When she finished taking roll call, she continued, “You have undoubtedly noticed your new
textbooks on your desks. I expect you to read a chapter every week and to do the review questions
at the end of each chapter to turn in every Tuesday, along with a one-foot summary of each
chapter.” All of the class except Hermione groaned. Harry knew they'd have to work hard over
the next week or two in order to get ahead in this class. “My question for you is this: Did you
learn anything in this class for the past few months besides Lockhart's favorite color, or was
it a complete waste of time?”

“Yes, Mr. Finch-Fletchley?” she asked when Justin raised his hand.

“We learned what a Yeti looks like about a month ago.”

“But that was from whoever pulled that prank,” said Susan Bones. “Not from Lockhart.”

“How about if I assume that you didn't learn anything,” said Tutamun over the laughter that
began when the class was reminded of that prank. “If I cover something you've already gone
over, then it'll be a review.”

-

The class went much better than any other D.A.D.A. class Harry had been through at Hogwarts
before. Although some it what she covered had been a review from his American school, most of it
was new material. Aside from the amount of homework she assigned, he liked this new teacher.

The rest of the week passed by quickly, with him and Hermione using their extra time to get a
few weeks ahead of the schedule. Padma was happy that on Thursday afternoon, Matthew Shapon taught
Transfiguration. When Harry commented on her crush, she said, “At least I didn't put my elbow
in a butter dish,” effectively shutting him up.

-

Saturday morning's newspaper revealed that Lockhart had been arrested, and ten of the people
he'd *Obliviated* had been located and their memories restored. They were waiting until
they could find as many victims as possible before holding his trial. Harry was reading a copy
he'd borrowed at breakfast when Hermione tapped his shoulder.

“Isn't that the same bloke that was with Madam Grubbly last game?”

He looked at the staff table to see that his best friend was indeed correct. “You're right.
I guess he's here to see the Gryffindor versus Slytherin game.”

“I guess so,” said Hermione. “I wish I knew who he was.

Padma added, “We'll finally get to find out who Gryffindor's new Seeker is.”

After breakfast, they watched the gamekeeper walk out toward the grounds hand-in-hand with her
visitor. They stopped when the headmistress called out, “Mr. Plank.”

“Yes,” said the man when he'd turned around.

“You forgot your cloak. It's getting chilly outside.”

Harry noticed that his aunt was carrying a long, brown cloak to the couple.

“Did you see that ring?” asked Padma, excitedly, as soon as they were out of earshot.

Hermione squealed, “Of course!”

At the same moment, Harry said, “Huh?”

Both girls looked at him with pity. “Honestly, how can you find a tiny glint of gold flying
around the Quidditch pitch when you can't see a ring on someone's finger?” asked
Hermione.

“I'm looking for the Snitch,” said Harry defensively as his ears turned pink, “not for other
people's jewelry.” He then sighed. “So, she was wearing a ring.”

“Not just any ring,” said Padma enthusiastically. “An engagement ring with a large diamond…”

Not really interested in the description, Harry tuned out the rest of it as they made their way
toward the Ravenclaw stands. One thing that Harry was interested in is scouting out the new
Gryffindor Seeker. The only thing he knew for sure about this bloke was that he'd have been
scouting him a month ago when he played. They were soon seated high up with the other second-years,
as well as Luna. Penny Clearwater was sitting nearby, wearing a Gryffindor scarf. Harry figured
that her boyfriend, Captain Oliver Wood, had given it to her. He was interrupted from his thoughts
by Lee Jordan's announcing.

“Welcome to the second Quidditch game of the year - Gryffindor versus Slytherin!” Harry joined
in the cheers that the game would begin.

“I give you, the Gryffindor Team!” Harry continued cheering while the Slytherins booed. He was
definitely on Gryffindor's side for this match.

“Captain and Keeper - Oliver Wood!” Penelope cheered louder than all the Gryffindors put
together, in Harry's opinion.

“Those unbeatable Beaters - Fred and George Weasley!” Harry cheered for his partners in
crime.

“The lovely Chasers. Sorry, professor. Alicia Spinnet, Katie Bell, and the beautiful, Angelina
Johnson, who still won't go out with me. Sorry, professor.” Harry laughed.

“And now, making her debut, the youngest Seeker in a century - Ginny Weasley!” Harry's jaw
dropped when he saw the first-year zooming out onto the pitch wearing robes that matched her hair.
“Her older brother Charlie was the best Seeker Gryffindor ever had. We'll find out if she's
going to continue that tradition!” Harry managed to clap for his friend as he stared in surprise.
He didn't even pay attention while the Slytherins were introduced. He wondered if her Quidditch
practices were the reason she'd seemed down lately. However, looking at her happy, yet
determined, face, he didn't think that she was worried about the game.

He watched Flint try to break Oliver's hand under the guise of sportsmanship, and wondered
yet again what the point of that gesture was. Soon enough, the Quaffle was tossed in the air, and
the game began.

Angelina Johnson grabbed the Quaffle first, and proceeded to lead the Gryffindors to getting the
first goal of the game in less than two minutes. Harry always enjoyed watching the genius of Fred
and George sending Bludgers at the opposite team, although he supposed it wouldn't be as
enjoyable to watch when he became the target during their February game. However, he turned his
attention to the players he'd have to beat - the Gryffindor and Slytherin Seekers - Ginny
Weasley and Terrence Higgs, respectively.

He'd seen Higgs play before, during the previous year, but had never seen Ginny play. He
watched as both Seekers circled the pitch, but noticed how they would both glance at each other
every minute or so to make sure the other hadn't spotted the elusive tiny winged ball. Three
times, Ginny had to avoid a Bludger sent after her for no good reason during that time. During one
of those `mutual glances' between the two Seekers, Harry noticed the Snitch appear directly
below Higgs, but it was gone before either player spotted it.

For a few minutes, he turned his attention to the Chasers, and wasn't surprised to see that
the Slytherin Chasers were using their bulk to bully Gryffindor Chasers, since they actually had no
Quidditch skills at all. He honestly wondered sometimes if Madam Hooch was blind the way that the
Slytherins got away with their `strategy' in front of hundreds of witnesses every game.
Nevertheless, the Gryffindor Lions were winning at 160 to 90 points. The only thing that could save
Slytherin was their Seeker.

He was still contemplating this when Lee Jordan announced, “It looks like Ginny Weasley has seen
the Snitch!” He turned his attention to the streak of red making a dive toward the ground at the
center of the pitch. Harry noticed Higgs coming from the opposite direction. He followed
Ginny's line of sight and saw that this was no feint. The glint of gold was about 5 feet from
the redhead, but 8 feet from Higgs. She easily grabbed it out of the air a moment later.

As she raised her hand triumphantly, he saw one of Slytherin's Beaters hit a Bludger toward
her back. Harry pulled his wand out to try and interfere, but then saw that there was no need. One
of Gryffindor's twin Beaters had flown in, protecting his little sister, and rammed the Bludger
right into the offending Beater's face, breaking his nose. Madam Hooch blew her whistle and
started yelling at the Weasley twin as they landed. However, Aunt Minnie made her way toward
them.

Harry turned to Hermione, Padma and Luna. “Let's see what happens.”

Without waiting for a response, he climbed down the bleachers and got within earshot in time to
hear his Scottish aunt yell, “Are you blind, Rolanda? Bole hit the Bludger at Miss Weasley after
the game was over in front of hundreds of witnesses! Mr. Weasley merely defended his sister. He
will not have any punishment. However, Mr. Bole will be suspended from Slytherin's next game,
and will serve a detention. And he certainly disserved the minor injury that he caused
himself.”

Madam Hooch seemed very offended that the Headmistress overrode her judgment. Coldly, she said,
“It has always been tradition to allow the Quidditch referee to decide what penalties to give to
players over incidents that occur during a game.”

Minerva's face was pink with rage. “It's also traditional for the referee to *open her
eyes* at least once during the matches! I know that Dumbledore let you get away with turning a
blind eye toward your former house's murder attempts as long as you give your *clean game*
speech before each match, but that is no longer the case!”

Hooch seemed nervous. “I, I haven't…”

“Not as blatantly as Snape did, but you have allowed Slytherin to get away with far too much
cheating for it to be accidental and I will not allow that to continue.” Minerva's expression
lightened a bit. “Besides, this incident occurred after the game was over, making it very clearly
my jurisdiction.”

At that moment, Ginny nervously walked toward the quartet of Ravenclaws, taking their attention
away from school administration. “Er, hi guys.”

“Hey, Ginny,” said Harry, “How come you didn't tell us you were the new Seeker?”

Her ears turned pink, “Well, Oliver wanted to keep it a secret, especially from
Non-Gryffindor's. I would've told you, but was sworn to secrecy.”

“You did really good out there,” said Hermione.

“Especially considering the Nargle infestation on the pitch,” added Luna. “They were blocking
Madam Hooch's view of the game.”

“You might be right about the Nargles blocking Madam Hooch's view,” said Harry as he
chuckled. “Ginny, you did good.”

Padma added, “Really good.”

Ginny looked directly at Harry. “I know I wasn't as good as you, but I have a few months to
practice before we face off, and I *will* get the Snitch that game.”

He grinned at her. “We'll see about *that*, but right now, the important thing is that
you didn't let the Slytherin Seeker get the Snitch.”

“Never!” agreed Ginny happily. “Anyway, I've got to get to the changing room.”

“You'd better hurry up,” said Harry. “I'm sure they're getting ready for a party in
Gryffindor Tower.”

She took off toward the changing rooms, and Hermione suggested that they go to headquarters to
study. Luna declined, saying, “I want to see if I can catch one of the Nargles before they're
all gone.”

-

The rest of the weekend went by quickly, and before he knew it, Monday morning had arrived, and
Harry was in Double-Potions class partnered up with Hermione. They were making a magical cleaning
solution that Professor LaVelle had assigned them.

“All that's left is for us to stir it twice clockwise and once counterclockwise,” said
Hermione after double-checking their book.

“Alright,” said Harry as he began to follow the directions. Suddenly, the liquid in the cauldron
began to act strangely. “Er, Hermione, is it supposed to bubble?”

Her eyes widened. “No! That can only happen if you add…”

BOOM!!!

Padma, who was sitting nearby, screamed as she watched her closest friends knocked to the ground
by their exploding cauldron. They were both unconscious and had burns on their hands and faces.
Pieces of the cauldron and the book they were working out of were on top of them, along with pieces
of the table.

The teacher appeared scared, but quickly took control. “Calm down, everybody. Mr. Corner, could
you go quickly to the hospital wing and bring Madam Pomfrey here?” He nodded and took off. “Class
is dismissed. Miss Patil, I know you're a close friend of theirs. You may stay if you
wish.”

Together, the teacher and student summoned the junk off of Harry and Hermione. Professor LaVelle
was very impressed that she knew the summoning charm already. They had just unburied the victims
when Madam Pomfrey arrived.

-

“So, they'll both be alright?” said a worried voice in the distance. Harry thought it
sounded familiar as he groggily opened his eyes. He felt some sort of lotion on his face and the
back of his hands as he looked around the blurry room, realizing that he didn't have his
glasses on.

“Yes, Headmistress. They won't even have a scar.”

“Very well. I shall inform both of their parents.”

Harry turned to see the blurred image of his aunt rummaging through her purse, obviously looking
for her mirror. “Aunt Minnie,” he said with a scratchy voice, suddenly realizing that he was quite
thirsty.

“Harry,” she turned and looked at him, but he was unable to determine her expression.
“You're awake.”

“H-how long?”

“Have you been unconscious?” she asked. He nodded. “About a half-hour. Miss Patil just left for
lunch.”

“Pr-Professor McGonagall?” said Hermione's voice, unsteadily from Harry's left. He
turned and saw a blurry figure lying on a bed near his and realized that he was in the hospital
wing. “What happened?”

“You were in Potions class and your cauldron exploded,” she said grimly. “Professor LaVelle
found that it had been tampered with, although she has no idea who did it or why.”

Harry said, “If we were with the Slytherins, I'd think that Malfoy did it. But we
weren't.”

“Right now, you just worry about getting some rest. Madam Pomfrey has told me that you'll
both have to spend the night.”

“But we'll miss Charms class!” said Hermione frantically.

“Professor Flitwick has already been informed,” Minerva answered. “By the way, your special
schoolbags were undamaged, as were the contents. It is fortunate that you kept them under the desk
instead of on it. Otherwise, the explosion would have destroyed them. As it was, a bit of wood
landed on top of them without causing any harm.”

“That's good,” said Harry.

“I guess my potions book was destroyed,” said Hermione sadly.

“I'm afraid so,” said Minerva.

“Would you like to have a funeral for it, Hermione,” asked Harry with a smirk.

“Hermione, stop,” said the Headmistress firmly. “Deserving as my nephew may be, if you toss that
pillow at him, it may touch the salve on his face and interrupt the healing process. If he
retaliates, he may do the same to you. You'll have to get him back later, after you're
fully recovered.”

“Yes, ma'am.”

As he looked at his aunt's blurry face, he decided to ask, “Where are my glasses?”

“They were broken in the explosion…”

“What?” he interrupted, panicking. “I can hardly see without them. I can't go back to
classes tomorrow. I…”

“Harry,” said Minerva gently. “You interrupted me. Madam Pomfrey performed a *repairo*
spell on them once she was done treating you two. However, she kept them with her because she's
afraid that if you wear them, they'll get the salve all over them and she'll have to
reapply it to your face. I'm afraid you'll have to rough it until tomorrow morning.”

“Then I guess I can't study even if I wanted to now,” he replied.

“I suppose,” agreed Hermione, “although I could read the next chapter of our defense book to
you.”

-

When Padma returned for a quick visit before Charms, she found Hermione reading a textbook out
loud to Harry. Minerva had left to call both sets of parents with her mirror.

“I'm glad to see you're both awake,” she said, smiling.

“Thanks for coming,” said Harry.

“I'm glad to see you, of course,” said Hermione, glancing at the clock on the wall, “but
you've only got ten minutes to get to Charms.”

“I just wanted to make sure you two were alright.”

“We are,” said Harry, “but Madam Pomfrey says we have to spend the night.”

“Please come back after class to let us know what Professor Flitwick went over,” asked
Hermione.

“Sure,” Padma said. “Do you know what went wrong with your potion?”

Harry nodded. “It was sabotaged.”

-

They speculated for a few minutes until Padma had to leave, but they had no idea who in that
classroom would want to sabotage their cauldron. Madam Pomfrey then gave them both potions to drink
before lunch was brought for them. She also reminded them not to touch their faces when they got
itchy later. Once she was done eating, Hermione resumed reading the textbook to Harry.

Later that day, the entire study group visited the two in the hospital wing. When they were told
about the sabotage, Luna said she suspected Wracknoles. They left after an hour, and Hermione
resumed reading to Harry, who drifted off to sleep while she was reading a chapter out of their
Charms book.

He awoke in the middle of the night (he couldn't read the clock to see exactly what time it
was) with his face extremely itchy like he'd been warned it would be, but knew that hadn't
been why he'd woken up. There was someone else in the room that didn't belong there. He
heard footsteps, but couldn't see anybody, even squinting. Suddenly, a blurry house-elf was
standing on a chair next to his bed.

“Harry Potter, sir, must realize that Hogwarts is far too dangerous. Tribly hopes that Harry
Potter will leave now.”

“I must,” Harry began, “Hold on. You caused the explosion. Didn't you?” he demanded.

The elf's ears drooped downward as she nervously fidgeted. “It was all for Harry
Potter's own good…”

“YOU TRIED TO KILL ME AND HERMIONE FOR MY OWN GOOD!?”

“Not kill you!” the elf exclaimed, “Never kill you.”

Harry reached out a hand and grabbed Tribbly angrily. “You could have KILLED us! If
Hermione…”

“Wh-what's going on?” said a groggy Hermione, who had obviously just gotten up. The elf
snapped her fingers and disappeared out of Harry's grasp.

“Go back to sleep, Hermione,” said Harry gently. “I'll tell you about it in the morning.
I'm sorry I woke you.”

She turned on her bed while yawning. “Night, Harry,” she said tiredly before going right back to
sleep.

-

“That elf is insane!” declared Hermione the next morning in an uncharacteristically angry manner
for talking about house-elves. She tried to kill us to get you to leave Hogwarts.”

“I don't think she's right in the head,” agreed Harry, who was happy to be wearing his
glasses again. “I think Lucius hit her one too many times. Maybe we should turn him in for elf
abuse.”

“Perhaps you should wait on that for a more opportune moment,” suggested Minerva, who was
visiting them that morning before they left the hospital wing. “After all, you don't want her
to think that freedom is a reward for trying to blow you two up.” It was obvious that Aunt Minnie
had no pity for Tribbly after the stunt she'd just pulled, and probably wanted to beat that elf
herself. He quite understood her feelings. If the elf hadn't disappeared when she did, he'd
have probably strangled her for hurting Hermione.

“I suppose we can wait,” said Harry. He cleared his throat when Hermione glared at him. “Er, to
get more evidence of the abuse.” The fact that Hermione didn't object proved to Harry that
Tribbly hadn't exactly endeared herself to his best friend, either.

-

For the next month, nothing was seen or heard of Tribbly or the Chamber of Secrets. They were
happy to read in the Daily Prophet that Lockhart had been sentenced to five years in Azkaban, along
with a hefty fine distributed to his victims. The most interesting thing that happened at Hogwarts
was in late November, when Professor Burbage, the Muggle Studies teacher, took her third-year class
(which included Cho Chang) to C.A.R.E. headquarters, where Harry and Hermione were excused from
their classes to demonstrate their boom box and Game Boy for the class.

“But what's spinning the sedie?” asked one boy.

“The cd,” said Hermione patiently, “which stands for compact disc, is being spun around inside
the boom box by electricity.”

“I don't see a plug,” he answered, attempting to sound intelligent.

“That's because there isn't one,” said Harry. “Muggles have two different basic ways of
getting electricity to something. Plugs are one of them, and batteries are the other.”

The whole class' eyes widened before a girl asked, “There are bat-trees in that?”

Harry could almost feel Hermione roll her eyes behind him. “Yes. There are bat-ter-ies inside
it. Let me show you.” He then opened the battery chamber to show them the four D batteries inside
it while most of the students gasped in surprise.

“You see,” said Professor Charity Burbage, “Muggles have found many fascinating ways to live
without magic. How many of you have even heard of a magical device that holds music that you can
listen to anytime you want? Not the Wireless that lets you listen to whatever they happen to be
playing at the time. Something that actually stores music.”

Only one person raised his hand. After being called on, the tall boy with blue eyes and brown
hair said, “A Pensieve.”

The teacher smiled. “Correct. Five points to Hufflepuff.” She turned to the rest of her class.
“A Pensieve is a very rare and expensive device that allows you to relive memories of your own, or
anyone else who donates them. Those of you who went to Professor Snape's hearing saw many
Pensieve memories played for us. If one donated the memory of a concert, then that would be the
equivalent of a cd. The difference is that in the muggle world, they are relatively inexpensive and
common. The Ministry uses small globes known as thought spheres to permanently record certain
information for playback. If those were used to record music, they would be cheaper than getting a
Pensieve, but still not as inexpensive as a cd. This is a way that the muggle world is superior to
our own.”

That declaration caused a lot of murmuring. The professor continued.

“I know that many of you have been taught that we are superior to muggles in every way, but the
fact is that this is a lie. We simply have the ability to use magic. We are not superior to them in
any other way. In fact, having to live without magic has made many muggles much smarter than us.
They've actually had to figure out how to do things without waving a wand and reciting magic
words. Next year, we'll be taking a trip to a house equipped with what's known as a
television and I'll show you a type of wand that muggles invented, called a remote
control.”

Harry and Hermione were greatly amused by that comparison, and the rest of the class went very
well. It was hard to believe how fascinated they were with the cd player, and the concept that each
cd had something different on it. However, nothing compared to their reaction to Harry turning on a
flashlight at the end of the lesson.

“What kind of a wand is that?” shouted one person.

“That's a powerful *lumos* spell you've got there, Harry,” said another.

“That's not a spell,” said Harry with a grin. “This is another muggle device that uses
batteries called a flashlight. The muggles have their own equivalent to almost every spell we
have.”

“Even the dark spells?” asked Cho nervously.

“I'm afraid so,” said Professor Burbage. “They have many weapons to hurt each other with.
They have what's called a gun, which, similar to the flashlight, is like a wand that performs
only one spell. It sends a small piece of lead called a bullet through you, putting a hole in your
body. No shield spell can stop it. It can be as lethal, even to wizards, as the Killing Curse if it
hits the correct parts of your body.” The class gasped. “However, that's nothing compared to
the weapons that muggle militaries have.” She took a deep breath. “But, enough about that. Suffice
it to say that both wizards and muggles have plenty of ways to kill each other. Any other
questions?”

-

The year was proceeding normally after that, and most of the students were looking forward to
visiting their families at Christmas. Brianna had mentioned that she'd been drafted to be in a
kids' play at their church and had to go to practices. Ginny had been in good spirits ever
since her Quidditch victory, and the others thought that she was back to her old self. On Friday,
December 18th, Harry was walking with Hermione and Padma toward the Ravenclaw Common
Room after dinner.

“I'm so glad that our last test is over!” said Padma.

“Me, too,” agreed Harry. “Although I must admit that I much preferred Professor Tutamun's
Defense final to what Lockhart would've given us.”

Hermione said, “I thought…”

Harry did not hear whatever it was that his best friend thought, because at that moment, he
heard something else.

“*Let me rip you. Let me eat you. Let me kill…*”

“What!” interrupted Harry.

The two girls looked astonished. Hermione asked, “Harry, what's wrong?”

“I heard it again. The same voice before Filch got petrified. This way.” Without looking back,
he ran in the direction the voice had been coming from, until he stopped at one of the strangest
sights of his life.

The Ravenclaw ghost was lying down in mid-air, petrified. On the other side of her, Justin Finch
Fletchley of Hufflepuff was on the floor, stiff as a board. Harry bent down to check Justin when a
familiar voice called out. “You! I had hoped zat eet waz a coincedenze when you were wiz Mizter
Filch. But now you are wiz ze next victim az well!” Professor LaVelle had her wand pointed at
Harry.

“What is the meaning of this?” demanded Flitwick, as he came upon the situation. “Madam, why do
you have a wand pointed at one of my students?”

“I have found zis boy at ze seen of yet anozer crime.”

“Then let's call the headmistress,” said Flitwick before summoning a Patronus to fetch
Minerva.

“She iz hiz aunt. She will not punish him.”

About a minute later, the Headmistress showed up and asked what had happened. After she'd
been told what LaVelle saw and then what Hermione (who did not mention Harry hearing the voice)
saw, she turned to her nephew. “Harry, I do believe you, but I will have to restrict your movements
a bit to satisfy those that don't. I can't give you special treatment. You will not be
allowed anywhere alone except for Ravenclaw Tower and the lavatories.” She turned to the Potions
teacher. “Will that satisfy you, or do you believe that Hermione Granger, a Muggle-born herself, is
also attacking the Muggle-born students?”

“Zat will satisfy me, for now.”

“Very well. Harry, I would like to talk to you alone, about our travel arrangements for the
holiday.”

“Alright.”

They walked in silence until they reached an empty classroom. Once they were inside, Minerva
silenced the door and rounded on her nephew. “I know that you haven't been attacking people,
Harry. But I also know that you're not telling me everything you know. There has got to be a
reason that you've been at the scenes of both attacks. Don't try to tell me that it's
just bad luck.”

Harry looked at the floor and shifted nervously.

“Harry,” she said as she squatted down to look him in the face. “Harry, I love you, and I want
to help, but you've got to be honest with me.”

“I, I've been hearing a voice.”

“What?” asked Minerva, looking a bit nervous.

“It was talking about killing. I followed it to Mr. Filch the day he was attacked, and to Justin
today.” He didn't notice, but a few tars had started to flow down his face. “Hermione and Padma
couldn't hear the voice, but I didn't attack anyone. I didn't want to tell you cause
you probably think I'm crazy now. I…”

Aunt Minnie engulfed him in a hug. “I don't think you're crazy, Harry. I don't
understand what's going on, but I know it's not your fault.” She backed up to look him in
the eyes again. “I also know that the voice you're hearing is real. Otherwise it wouldn't
lead you to the victims. However, if you hear that voice again, don't follow it. Instead, call
me on your mirror. Bring it with you all the time when you're at Hogwarts.”

“Okay, Aunt Minnie. But how can I hear a voice that no one else can?”

She hugged him tightly again. “I don't know. It may have something to do with your true
identity. I just don't know. I will try to find out why.”

-

The next day at their study group, Ginny seemed very withdrawn and quiet again, and Harry
wondered if it had something to do with the attack. However, he pushed that thought to the back of
his mind as he prepared for Christmas break.

Like last year, both Harry and Minerva rode the carriage to Hogsmeade with his friends and then
apparated (Minnie side-alonged him) from there to the magical section of the airport, and flooed to
America from there.

-

“Harry!” shouted Cindy McGonagall as she ran to her son and engulfed him in a big hug. Harry had
to put down Hedwig's cage. She was still squawking in protest of floo travel. “You've
gotten taller,” his mom commented when she let him breathe.

“Aunt Minnie!” said Brianna while hugging her great aunt. “I've missed you. I can't wait
until next year when I get to see you every day.”

“But then you won't see *us* every day, Brianna,” countered Mark, before he hugged his
aunt.

They made their way home from O'Hare, and everyone but the travelers went to bed, because it
was still very early for them. As had happened the previous year, the Christmas tree was already
up, but the presents weren't under it. They had saved that job for Harry, which he did quite
quickly with his perfect summoning charm. When he was dividing them up, he noticed one labeled `To
Harry and Brianna, From Mom and Dad.' It was a rectangular box wrapped in green paper, and had
gotten his attention.

“Don't look too closely at the presents,” said Minerva, who was sitting on the couch, with a
smirk.

“Don't worry, Aunt Minnie. I'd never peek at my presents in front of you.”

She chuckled slightly. “I do believe that.”

A few hours later, the rest of the family went into the living room. Mark said, “Good.
You've put the presents under the tree. I see you put the one to you and your sister at the
front.”

“Um, well, it looked interesting, but I didn't peek.”

“Sure you didn't,” said Brianna sarcastically.

“Aunt Minnie was here the whole time,” he answered defensively.

“Anyway,” said Cindy. “We thought we'd let the two of you open it now, since Harry won't
be able to use it while he's at Hogwarts.”

“Sounds good to me,” said Harry as he grabbed the gift. His sister joined in ripping the paper
off of the box to find…a Super Nintendo Entertainment System. Both kids were thrilled to death to
have the latest video game system, and Harry had it hooked up to their TV in fifteen minutes, and
they were playing Super Mario World.

-

Most of that day was spent `testing' the new gift, and over the next few days, Harry was
taken to his eye doctor and dentist. His mom also made sure to measure him so she could buy him new
clothes. She didn't bother buying that kind of thing until he was back home because she wanted
them to actually fit him. Harry talked with Hermione on his mirror a few times, and also arranged
to see most of his local friends after Christmas.

His family went to a Christmas play on Thursday, Christmas Eve, at their church, where Brianna
played the starring role of Mary. Harry thought she did a good job, but would never admit it. He
said she did okay.

**-**

Harry woke up early the next morning to the sound of his mirror being called. Groggily, he
grabbed his glasses with one hand and his mirror with the other.

After yawning, he said, “Hello,” sleepily.

“Happy Christmas, Harry!” said his best friend excitedly.

Harry blinked as what she said registered. “Oh, Merry Christmas, Hermione.”

Her expression faltered for a moment. “I didn't wake you, did I? I thought I'd waited
long enough.”

He couldn't help but smile. “Don't worry about it. You seem happy today. Did you get a
good haul?”

“Yes! I got a lot of good presents. The best one is this!” He saw that she laid her mirror on
the floor and then held a familiar ginger cat in front of it. “I got Crookshanks!” she declared.
“Remember, he's that cat I saw last summer at…”

“Now I remember,” Harry said with a grin. Not that he liked the cat so much, but that he liked
seeing his friend happy. “So nobody bought him, then. That's lucky.”

“Yes! I'm so glad mum and dad remembered, and I couldn't wait to tell you! I guess I
should let you get out of bed and open your presents. Bye.” His very excited friend hung up before
he could say anything else. He chuckled as he got out of bed.

Harry made his way downstairs to find Brianna already there waiting.

“You didn't happen to wake mom and dad up, did you?” she asked.

“No, but they should be up soon. Hermione just woke me up.”

“She called you, huh. Couldn't wait to wish her boyfriend a…”

“I'm NOT her boyfriend. We're just good friends.” Harry then grinned. “How's Bobby
doing?”

“Fine,” she said as her ears turned pink.

“Merry Christmas!” came the voice of their dad behind them. They turned to see him, their mom
and their aunt all joining them.

“Merry Christmas, dad,” the siblings said together. After they'd all greeted each other,
they started opening their presents. Harry got mostly clothes, cd's and Game Boy games from his
family, although his aunt had gotten him an illustrated book on Seeker tactics. Hermione had given
him two new games. Other Hogwarts friends had gotten him various magical sweets. The last gift he
opened was by far the most interesting.

When he picked it up, he found that it was very light. He unwrapped it and something fluid and
silvery gray went slithering to the floor where it lay in gleaming folds. Harry gasped. The boy had
read about something that fit this description, but surely no one would give him an invisibility
cloak.

“What is it,” asked Brianna. He glanced up to see everyone staring at it.

He picked up the shining, silvery cloth off the floor. It was strange to the touch, like water
woven into material. A note fell out of it as he did so. Aunt Minnie picked up the note. Her face
paled as she glanced at it. She absently passed to note to Harry, who looked at the narrow, loopy
writing he had never seen before.

“*Your father left this in my possession before he died. It is time it was returned to you.
Use it well.*

*A Very* *Happ**y Christmas to you**, Harry Potter**.*”

-

Please review. Thank you to those who have.

A/N. This story is DH compliant, aside from the description of Ravenclaw Tower (including the
entrance), which I have no intention of changing. However, I felt it would be prudent to mention
that one of the portraits in the Common Room is that of Rowena Ravenclaw. I would have had to
change chapter two to include the statue mentioned in DH otherwise, should it come into play…

By the way, Snape wasn't in class to mention Polyjuice Potion in this story, which is why
they're not brewing it. Besides, I don't want to repeat exactly what happened in the books.
They'll investigate in their own way…

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18. Who Knows What?
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Harry Potter and all characters, etc. belong to J.K. Rowling, not me.

**Harry McGonagall** **- Chapter 18 -** **Who Knows What?**

He picked up the shining, silvery cloth off the floor. It was strange to the touch, like water
woven into material. A note fell out of it as he did so. Aunt Minnie picked up the note. Her face
paled as she glanced at it. She absently passed to note to Harry, who looked at the narrow, loopy
writing he had never seen before.

“*Your father left this in my possession before he died. It is time it was returned to you.
Use it well.*

*A Very* *Happ**y Christmas to you**, Harry Potter**.*”

“Someone found me!” Harry declared, not sure if he should be scared or not.

“Maybe they just sent an owl and got lucky,” suggested Brianna.

“No, Harry,” said Minerva. “Long ago, I performed a spell to make owls recognize you as Harry
McGonagall and not Harry Potter. Otherwise you'd have been found almost immediately by someone
simply following an owl. No one can find you that way. Even if that weren't true, it
wouldn't matter in this case. I recognize that writing, and know who sent this to you.”

“Who?” asked Cindy.

“Albus Dumbledore.”

“WHAT!?!” shouted everyone at once.

Minnie sighed. “He told me that he was going to dedicate himself to finding the Boy-Who-Lived,
and it looks like he has.”

“But why did he send me a present and not just show up here?” asked Harry.

“That's a good question,” said Mark. “What do you think, Aunt Minnie?”

“I don't know, Mark. I'm surprised he didn't send aurors here to arrest me for
kidnapping.”

Cindy asked, “How could he? He kidnapped Harry, too. If I'm not mistaken, the legal
procedure would've been taking him to the Ministry and letting them decide who his guardians
would be.”

“I can imagine who he'd have ended up with then,” said Minerva. She shook her head.
“Dumbledore is up to something. He must have known I'd recognize his writing.” She sighed in
resolution. “I'm afraid that I'll have to leave so I can have a talk with him to see what
he wants.”

“No, don't go, Aunt Minnie,” said Brianna as everyone expressed similar sentiments.

“I'm afraid my mind is made up. This matter has to be settled. I, for one, do not wish to
spend the rest of the holiday worried about this. I'll mirror you when I have news, and
I'll return as soon as I can.”

“I know how they like to maintain appearances, so I'll drive you to the airport,” said Mark,
shrugging his shoulders.

She turned to her brother's son. “No, that won't be necessary just this once. I
don't want you to spend Christmas driving in Chicago. I shall apparate there. It's not
illegal to do. Your government just doesn't want to attract the attention of muggles, so they
prefer people traveling to and from the airport by muggle means. However, you only get in trouble
if you do it more than twice per year. Happy Christmas, everyone.”

She then left the room with everyone staring after her. Obviously trying to change the subject,
Cindy asked, “What did Mr. Dumbledore give you, anyway?”

Harry looked at the shining, silvery cloth in his hands for a moment before saying, “It's
some sort of cloak.”

“Then, put it on,” said Brianna eagerly. “I've never seen you wearing silver before.”

“Alright,” he said, and wrapped it around his shoulders so that it covered everything but his
head. Everyone gasped and just stared, causing him to look down at himself. What he saw horrified
him. “My body's gone!” he declared.

“It is not,” said Brianna as a huge grin formed on her face. “Didn't you pay attention
during the first Charms class at Wentworth where Mr. Connelly talks about how some advanced spells
can be put on clothes to protect the wearer from most spells or to make her…”

“Invisible,” Harry said excitedly. “I've got an invisibility cloak!”

Brianna said; “You'd better not tell Aunt Minnie,” while looking first at Harry and then her
parents. “She'd never let you keep it.”

“I don't know if that's such a good idea, either,” said Cindy, with a concerned
expression on her face. “What do you do at Hogwarts that an invisibility cloak would help you
with?”

Harry's ears turned pink as he looked in his mom's eyes. “Um, well, nothing.”

“Then why…” she started before her son interrupted her.

“But it would be nice to have - not use - something that belonged to my biological father with
me.” He put on his most pathetic face.

“Yeah, right,” Cindy replied with a smirk. “Those puppy dog eyes stopped working years ago. I
know exactly what you'll want to use it for, so I'm afraid we won't let you take it
with you to school.” She then turned to her husband, who had thus far remained silent. He was
staring in awe at where Harry's body should be. “Isn't that right, Mark?”

“Hmm. What was that, dear?” He used to just automatically agree with his wife when he wasn't
paying attention, but he'd learned his lesson when she'd tricked him into agreeing that
he'd take her to the opera. She made him keep that promise and he endured two agonizing hours
as punishment for pretending to pay attention.

“I was saying that we won't let him take that cloak to school, Mark.”

He cleared his throat, and looked nervous as he said, “I don't know, dear. I've got a
feeling that he'd somehow sneak it there, anyway. I don't think he'd get involved in
too much…”

Cindy couldn't believe her ears. She rounded on her husband. “Mark, how can you say that?”
she yelled. “What would you have done at that age with that cloak?”

“Um, well...” Seeing that their parents were not paying attention, Harry covered up his face and
Brianna snuck under the cloak, too, and they walked to the kitchen, grabbed a platter full of
Christmas cookies, and sneaked up the stairs.

-

“Happy Christmas, Minerva,” said Dumbledore with a twinkle in his eyes. He was wearing an outfit
that made him look like a tall, thin Santa Claus. She had knocked on his door moments before. “How
are you?”

“Happy Christmas, Albus. I'm doing well. How are you?”

“Just wonderful. Please, come in. May I take your coat?”

After that, Dumbledore offered, “Would you care for a Christmas biscuit? My elf, Blankey, just
finished baking them. With the exception of kitchen duty, I've given her the day off, which is
why I answered the door. It was quite considerate of you to pay an old man a visit on this fine
holiday.”

“I'm afraid that this isn't just a social call, as you well know, Albus,” said Minerva
as she was seated on his couch.

“Very well,” he said nonchalantly. “It is fortunate that you came this late. You see, Severus
was here and left a little while ago. I couldn't imagine his reaction to learning that the very
boy responsible for his dismissal from Hogwarts' staff was the son of James Potter.”

With a hint of a smile on her face, she said, “I'd imagine he wouldn't be too pleased.
The way those two used to go at each other…” She stopped her reminiscing to return to the present.
“I'm surprised Aberforth isn't here today.”

“He did stop by this morning with his gift, a bottle of wine that's almost as old as I am.
He said that he had to keep the Hogs Head open today.”

She sighed. “Very well. How did you find out about Harry?”

“It was actually quite simple,” he said with a twinkle in his eyes. “In my search for the
Boy-Who-Lived, I decided to revisit the Dursleys, who were quite happy to inform me of their
encounter with young Harry last summer, at a zoo if I'm not mistaken.” Under her breath,
Minerva whispered an expletive she would've docked a student twenty points for uttering in her
presence. The former headmaster seemed to have not heard, although his eyes twinkled a bit more
than they had been. “I was able to look in their minds and immediately recognized both Harry and
yourself. I also saw their reaction to him. You should have obliviated them, Minerva. By the way, I
did just that before I left. They now have no idea whether Harry Potter is dead or alive.”

“I see.”

“I must say, Minerva, that you had me completely fooled all those years. I never even suspected
you had anything to do with Harry's disappearance.”

“I saw what kind of people the Dursleys were, and refused to subject him to them. I do not
regret that decision, and will not allow him to be returned,” she said firmly.

“I quite understand,” he replied happily. “Taking him away from the family he grew up with would
devastate that lad, and wouldn't accomplish much anyway. As safe as he would be with the blood
wards I put at that house, I believe that he is even safer where no one knows where to find him,
should they wish him harm. I believe that it is in the lad's best interests to keep him where
he is.”

“That's good,” said Professor McGonagall, although she was confused.

“I must confess,” Albus continued, “that I am a bit hurt that you didn't trust my judgment.”
She opened her mouth to speak, but he waved her off with his hand. “I know that you have
demonstrated that sometimes my judgment is not the best, and in this case, I think it has worked
out well. Judging by my encounters with the Dursleys, I do believe that Harry was happier with your
family than he would've been with his blood relatives. He certainly seems well-adjusted, and a
prodigy, if a bit stubborn.”

“If that means that he demands that his teachers behave in a professional manner, then it is a
trait that we share.”

“I know,” he said with his familiar eye-twinkle. “I do have one question for you, Minerva.”

“Oh,” she asked.

“What really happened last term with Professor Quirrel?”

-

Not long after, Albus Dumbledore relaxed in his favorite easy chair, having just bid a good
evening to Headmistress McGonagall. He had been very intrigued by the method Harry had used to
prevail against Quirrel and gave her his theory as to why the possessed professor couldn't bear
to touch the Boy-Who-Lived.

As he reflected about his discussion with Minerva, his mind drifted back to his last meeting
with the Dursleys.

*Having apparated into a nearby alley, Dumbledore, dressed in a navy blue muggle suit, with
his white hair and beard as long as ever, walked up to the door of Number Four Privet Drive and
knocked. It was early November, and the former professor had not had any success yet in his search
for Harry Potter. He'd decided that it couldn't hurt to interview the Dursleys again. They
didn't remember the last time he'd been there, over a decade before, when he'**d
found out that they hadn't found Harry on their doorstep.*

*The door opened, revealing a scrawny woman with a long neck that Albus immediately recognized
as Petunia Dursley. She was staring at his beard like it was something vile. “May I help you,” she
said curtly.*

*With a twinkle in his eye, he jovially replied, “I certainly hope so, Mrs. Dursley. I'm
Albus Dumbledore. You may rem…”*

*“The head of that freak school,” she hissed.*

*“Actually,” he said, “I've retired from that position.”*

*“If this is about my freak nephew, we meant what we said! He is not to come near us!”*

*The aged wizard's eyes bulged out at this news for about a second, which was the only
physical reaction he'd had to this astonishing news. Before he could respond, a voice called
out, “Petunia, who is* *that* *at the door?”*

*She replied, “A freak like the Potters!”*

*“Then slam the door in his face.”*

*Dumbledore* *asked, “Did I understand you correctly, Mrs. Dursley, that you have met
your nephew?”*

*“Yes, but I don't want to see him again!” She pulled on the door to close it, but
Dumbledore stopped her as he performed Legilimency on the woman, making her relive her encounter
with Harry Potter. He was astonished by what he'd discovered, and would have to think carefully
about how to proceed, but he did know that it would be unwise to leave the Dursleys with that
information. With lightning-quick speed, he pulled out his wand and silently stunned her. He caught
her, walked into the house, and* *gently* *placed her on the floor.*

*“What are you doing to my wife, you freak?!” shouted Vernon, who was moving toward him in
what could only be described as very slow running. It was quite easy for Dumbledore to stun him as
well, making sure to levitate him to the chair he'd just left. He then
levi**t**ated* *Petunia to the couch. At this moment, Dudley came down the stairs,
having apparently been alerted by the noise that something was amiss. Before he could speak, the
wizard stunned and levitated him as well. While they were still unconscious, he obliviated each of
them of their encounter with Harry, as well as the encounter with him. He enervated them just
before popping away.*

Dumbledore sighed as he considered what kind of life Harry would've had if he'd been
left with that family. He'd never admit it, but he was actually grateful that Minerva had saved
him from that grave mistake.

-

“He gave you an invisibility cloak?” repeated the bushy-haired girl from the mirror in
Harry's hand. “I've never heard of anything so irresponsible…but then again, it is
Dumbledore.”

Harry chuckled at that statement, knowing that she, like him, didn't think very highly of
the former headmaster's judgment. However, he did like his cloak and wanted to keep it. As soon
as he and Brianna finished `testing' the Christmas cookies to make sure they were up to their
mum's normal high standards, she went to her room and he called his best friend. He was sitting
at his desk. “It used to belong to my biological father.”

Hermione's expression softened as she said, “I understand that it's important to you.
I'm just saying that I can't believe Dumbledore would give it to you.”

“He's probably trying to get on my good side now, since he apparently knows who I am.
Remember, he said there was some sort of prophecy about me.” When he saw his best friend frown, he
decided to change the subject slightly. “Can you imagine how useful that cloak will be with our
pranking?”

He saw a hint of a smile return to her face. “But I doubt you'll be able to bring it with
you. I'm sure your aunt…”

“I don't think my aunt even glanced at the cloak. She was more concerned with the note,” he
interrupted happily.

“But your parents…”

“Are fighting about it now,” he said with a grin. “I know I'll be able to keep it.”

“How do you know that?” asked Hermione, looking rather skeptical.

“Because it's the only thing I have from my biological family. No matter how much my
mom's against the cloak, she won't stop me from keeping it. She may want an unbreakable vow
that I won't use the cloak for breaking school rules, but I'm…”

“She won't ask for an unbreakable vow. That would kill you!”

With a slight chuckle, Harry said, “I know. I was just exaggerating. I…”

At that moment, there was a knock on the door. A female voice called, “Harry, honey, may I come
in?”

“It's my mom,” said Harry to the mirror. “I've gotta go.”

“Let me know how it turns out.”

“Okay. Bye. Mirror, deactivate.” He then turned toward the door. “Come in.”

The door opened, and Cindy McGonagall was indeed standing behind it. She walked inside and sat
on his bed, picking up the light cloak that was lying on it. She examined it with interest for
about thirty seconds before speaking. “So, this used to belong to James Potter.”

“That's what the note said,” responded Harry noncommittally.

Sighing, she said, “That explains how he got away with the pranks Aunt Minnie said she could
never prove he did.”

“You're not going to tell her about the cloak, are you?” he asked, concerned.

“Your father asked me not to. He wants you to have the cloak. I'm not so sure about it.”

“Mom, I,” he pleaded.

“I know. If she knows about the cloak, she'll make sure you don't bring it back to
Hogwarts. She'll probably personally search your trunk to make sure you didn't smuggle
it.”

“So I can bring it to school?” he asked excitedly.

She looked deep into his mischievous green eyes. “If we say no, will you try to sneak it to
Hogwarts anyway?”

As much as he tried, he still couldn't stop his ears from turning pink under his
mother's gaze. Before he spoke, she continued, “Don't bother answering, because I'd
rather not be lied to.”

“Um…”

“I told your father that you'd get into trouble with the cloak, and he said you already do.
The cloak would only be an extra tool for you to use.”

He lowered his gaze, not being able to stand the fact that he couldn't lie to his mother
properly. He wondered if he should practice more. “Well, you see…”

“While I don't want you playing pranks with it, there's also the danger that seems to
find you, not to mention the trouble at the school right now.” She sighed. “I have to admit that
I'm a bit uneasy sending you to Hogwarts with all that Chamber of Secrets business going on.
Having the cloak might make you a bit safer.”

She paused. “It might also inspire you to break the restrictions that have been put on you. I
could try to make you promise not to use it for pranks, but by doing that, I know I'd turn you
into a liar. I need you to at least promise me that you won't use it to place yourself in extra
danger, going places where students aren't allowed.”

He sighed, and looked into the woman's eyes and said, “I promise,” without blinking.

“Alright,” she said. “I'll take your word for it, and I'll be very disappointed in you
if you break that promise.” He nodded in understanding. “Now, what will we tell Aunt Minnie when
she asks what Dumbledore gave you?”

He shrugged his shoulders. “Why not just say it was an old cloak?”

“She'd want to see it,” said Cindy. “I think it would be better to actually have something
else to show her. I have just the thing. I'll be right back.” She then left the room, leaving
Harry wondering just what it was that she was bringing. She was back within five minutes holding
something silver in her hands.

“What's that?” he asked, curious.

She held it so that he would see that it was an old, but obviously taken care of, wristwatch. It
was obviously expensive.

“It's a watch my father used to wear before…before he died. I was planning on giving it to
you on your next birthday, but I'll give it to you now instead. We can say it belonged to your
father instead of your grandfather when Aunt Minnie's around. I don't want you wearing it
every day - only on occasions where you'd dress up.”

“What if I put an unbreakable charm on it?” he asked.

She smiled at her magical son. “Alright. Do that.”

He got his wand and performed that charm, and then decided to try a, “Repairo,” to take care of
the few scratches. He was pleased to see that it now looked brand new. “Thanks, mom,” he said
before getting up from his desk and hugging her. He knew that this gift meant a lot to her. When
they separated, she got up from Harry's bed.

“Aunt Minnie called us a few minutes ago and said that Mr. Dumbledore doesn't intend on
spilling the beans about you. He found out by talking to the Dursleys.” Harry had to stop himself
from swearing in front of his mother. “She'll be back before dinner. Why don't you come
down and collect the rest of your presents so the living room isn't a mess anymore?” She turned
to walk out of the room. It was then that Cindy noticed the empty platter on his desk. “Did you eat
all the Christmas cookies?”

-

Minerva arrived back at the house just before Christmas dinner, and was impressed with
Harry's new watch, and apparently didn't suspect a thing. The next week went by quickly,
with Harry and Brianna `testing' the Super Nintendo out as much as possible. Naturally, Harry
had his now traditional Quidditch match with his American friends at Frank's Flying Funhouse.
His team won, as usual.

Hermione was shocked that Harry's mom let him keep the Invisibility cloak, but he knew that
she had a mischievous side. “She adopted me under Dumbledore's nose, didn't she?” Soon
enough, Harry was back at Hogwarts, wondering if Malfoy had tried to cause trouble for his friends
again, and wondering what they'd do to him this time. Thinking about that almost made Harry
wish he'd ridden the train - almost. He did prefer to spend the extra time with his family,
although he was anxious to see Hermione, `*and the others,*' he reminded himself,
again.

-

The door to the Great Hall opened, alerting Harry that the other students had returned. He
marked his place in the book he'd been reading and stuffed it in his book bag as he looked up.
He saw a throng of kids aged eleven to eighteen all wearing black robes as they made their way
toward the tables. His eyes searched from face to face until he finally spotted his best friend. He
didn't notice the wide smile that automatically came on his face as his eyes met
Hermione's.

She spotted him immediately (which wasn't hard since he was the only student sitting down)
and his face brightened as she began quickly making her way toward him. Their eyes were locked
until she was sitting next to him. “Hello, Harry!” she happily greeted him.

“Hi, Hermione. How was the train ride?”

“Entertaining,” said Padma, who'd sat across from them.

“Oh?” asked Harry. “What did Malfoy do?”

“Nothing to us,” said Hermione with a grin. “He didn't have time.”

Now Harry's interest was peeked. “What happened?”

“The git, along with Crabbe and Goyle, was picking on that first-year Gryffindor, Colin Creevey,
telling him that he'd be the next `*mudblood*' attacked. Colin punched him, and Ron
Weasley and Neville walked by at the right moment and started fighting Crabbe and Goyle so they
couldn't protect Malfoy,” said Padma.

Luna, who'd just joined them, added, “I think the Plumcorts were affecting them.”

Hermione stared at her for a moment, before saying, “Colin had Draco in a headlock when Penny
found them fighting and broke it up. Unfortunately, Crabbe and Goyle were winning their
fights.”

Harry glanced at the Slytherin table to see that Draco was sporting a huge black eye on the left
side of his face. Ron and Neville at the Gryffindor table had assorted bruises, but were otherwise
fine. Colin didn't seem to have a scratch on him. Harry said, “I guess Draco didn't realize
that kids learn how to fight a lot better in a muggle school than a mansion.”

Hermione looked annoyed while the other girls giggled. Hermione said, “After that, all six boys
were forced to sit in the same compartment with a few prefects for the rest of the trip. I think
they all got detention and lost their houses some points.”

“So,” said Padma with a smirk, “Malfoy was unable to *grace us with his presence*. We were
*so* disappointed.”

Harry looked thoughtful for a moment before asking, “Draco actually told Colin he'd be the
next victim?”

“Idle boasting,” said Hermione with a scoff.

“What if it's not?” replied Harry.

“That pathetic little boy is not the Heir of Slytherin. He just wishes he were.”

“How do we know?” asked Padma. “His family has been in Slytherin for ages.”

“They're also part of the black thumb conspiracy,” added Luna.

“I just wish I could hear what they talk about in their common room,” commented Padma. “I'll
bet he brags about it to his mates in there.”

Harry's eyes seemed to brighten as a wide smile appeared on his face. Hermione looked at his
expression first in confusion and them horror. “We can go in there,” Harry declared.

-

A half-hour later, Harry, Hermione and Padma were under the invisibility cloak with their shoes
charmed to be silent. They'd wanted to bring Luna with them, but couldn't fit a fourth
person, so she volunteered to watch out for nargles as she brought Harry's book bag to the
Ravenclaw dorm. The cloak had been in the bag, so all they'd had to do was leave the hall
before Draco and slip into an unused classroom to pull it out. They had been following Malfoy,
Crabbe and Goyle for a few minutes, and were glad when the Slytherins paused by a stretch of bare,
damp stone wall.

“Pure-blood!” said Malfoy proudly, and a stone door concealed in the wall slid open. Malfoy,
Crabbe and Goyle marched through it and the Ravenclaw trio hurried behind them before it could
close. The arrogant blond paused, sniffed the air, and announced happily, “Much better. No
mudblood's ever been in here.” His two stooges laughed while Hermione grinned at her companions
from under the cloak. It was hard not to laugh at how stupid bigots were. Apparently, his black eye
hadn't taught him a lesson.

Harry couldn't help but look around at the long, low underground room with rough stone walls
and ceiling from which round, greenish lamps were hanging on chains. He noticed a fire was
crackling under an elaborately carved mantelpiece ahead of them. He also saw the door that led to
the special potions room he'd seen memories of at Snape's trial. There were several older
couples kissing on different pieces of furniture, and Harry was happy to note that, contrary to the
image Malfoy presented, nobody older than him even noticed the braggart arrive, strutting as though
something was shoved up his…

The Boy-who-lived was pulled out of his observations when he heard Goyle ask softly, “Did ya
mean what ya said `bout that Cravy mudblood bein' next?”

“How should I know, Goyle?” he hissed back. “I already told you that I don't know who the
heir is.”

“We jus' thought ya might, seein' that ya said who'd be next,” said Crabbe.

“Well, I don't. Father just told me he was here, and that I should keep my head down so he
can get on with it. I just said that because I still can't believe that mudbloods are allowed
here.” He sat down on an easy chair as he looked at his companions. “If I really had my choice, the
next mudblood attacked would be Granger, and she wouldn't be petrified. She'd be
killed.”

Harry's face turned red and he looked ready to murder. Padma put a hand over his mouth while
Hermione held his wrists to prevent him from doing anything rash - like throw off the cloak and
pound Malfoy's face into the floor. He took a deep, silent breath and nodded, signaling the
girls that he'd calmed down. One of the kissing couples got up and walked toward the door, hand
in hand. Harry had an idea of where they were going and what they'd be doing. He used to think
that was completely gross, but now he wasn't so sure. He felt Hermione's hand push him
slightly, and realized that the girls wanted to follow that couple out the door. Seeing no reason
to stay there now that they knew Draco wasn't the Heir of Slytherin, he complied and they made
it to the Ravenclaw common room with no problems.

-

Please review. Thank you to those who have.

Many things are different in this story, including that Draco and his buddies went home for
Christmas, unlike in CoS. I think they stayed at Hogwarts in the book just so they'd be there
to see Hermione's corpse when she got attacked. However, in this story, Hermione wasn't
staying behind, so the Slytherins didn't have a reason to, either.

Sorry it's such a short chapter, but I felt that this was a natural breaking point.

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19. Suspicions
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Harry Potter and all characters, etc. belong to J.K. Rowling, not me.

**Harry McGonagall** **- Chapter 19 -** **Suspicions**

Although Harry hadn't attacked Malfoy in the Slytherin common room, that didn't stop him
from being angry and glaring at the Death Nibbler every time he saw him. When Draco noticed this,
he glared back, but didn't do anything to him.

“That coward doesn't have the guts to say what he thinks to our faces,” Harry muttered after
Draco and his goons walked off to class after they'd traded glares.

“Of course not,” said Hermione. “He knows you'd kill him.”

“Creevey taught him how easy it is for anyone to beat him up,” added Padma. “Too bad his black
eye healed,” she added. “He looked much better with it.

“In any case, Harry,” said Hermione, “You've got to drop it. Stop glaring at him.”

“But he said…”

“He said he's not the Heir of Slytherin. He's just a pathetic little boy who can't
keep his mouth shut,” interrupted Hermione, “and is not worth our interest.”

“Fine,” Harry agreed, and resolved not to glare at Draco anymore while Hermione was
watching.

-

The next month went by quickly, and January turned into February. On the first of the month,
right after one of their study group meetings, Ginny, who had seemed back to normal after the
holidays, said, “Don't forget about our bet this Saturday, Harry.”

He grinned at her. “Don't worry. I'll be ready to take those five knuts from you after I
catch the Snitch.”

She defiantly looked him in the eyes. “In your dreams, McGonagall. I'll expect full payment
before I go to the party in Gryffindor tower after *I* catch the Snitch.”

“I agree,” said Harry with a slight grin. “If you catch the Snitch, it will be in *your*
dreams.”

“We'll see about that,” she said smugly before turning around and leaving C.A.R.E.
headquarters. Harry chuckled to himself and pulled out his Game Boy, leaving Harry with Hermione
and Padma, who were working on homework.

-

Harry worked exceptionally hard during the Quidditch practices that week because he really
wanted to prove he was the better Seeker. It wasn't a grudge match - he was friends with Ginny
and that would stay the same no matter who got the Snitch - but he just wanted to win and knew that
she did, too. Neither one of them was going to be easy on the other during the game, and he was
actually looking forward to the match.

On the day before the game, Michelle, the Ravenclaw captain, asked him to stay for a minute
after practice, so Harry had Hermione leave without him.

“Harry,” the seventh-year girl said. “You've been really working hard this week.”

He blushed at her praise. “I just really want to win tomorrow's game.”

“I heard a rumor that you've got a bet going with the other Seeker,” she said with a
smirk.

He swallowed as his ears turned pink. “Um, well…”

“…and that you made the bet before either of you were on the teams. Harry,” she said, sounding
amused, “I'd hate for you to lose the bet, so make sure you don't.”

“I will,” he promised.

“Good. Now, get changed so I can *escort* you to the common room to make sure you don't
attack all the muggle-borns on the way. Then you can get a good night's sleep tonight because I
want you ready to catch the Snitch tomorrow.” Harry obeyed, but had to admit that he was getting
sick of the restrictions placed on him.

“Aye, aye, captain,” he said with a mock salute as he turned toward the changing room. He heard
Michelle chuckle as he entered.

-

Harry reentered the castle, with Michelle about ten feet behind him because she liked to give
him his privacy as well and figured that she wasn't disobeying the rules as long as she could
see him. He soon noticed Malfoy, Crabbe and Goyle in the hallway.

“McGonagall,” Draco sneered, “I'm surprised to see you walking anywhere without your filthy
mudblood.”

Gritting his teeth was Harry's only physical reaction to the bigot, even though he was
already mad at him. He continued walking.

“I'm talking to you, you son-of-a-squib!” Anyone looking in Harry's eyes at that moment
could tell that he was not in a mood to be trifled with. However, Draco ran up behind him and
grabbed his left shoulder from behind to turn him around while his bodyguards were trying to catch
up. “You'd better learn to respect your sup…”

BAM! At that moment, Harry lost his temper completely, for the first time in years. He clenched
his fists and turned around, ramming his right fist into Draco's nose. There was a cracking
noise as his head snapped back. Harry couldn't help but feel satisfaction as blood began
flowing freely down Draco's eyes filled with tears. “You hit me,” he mumbled.

“Harry, stop!” yelled Michelle, who was now running toward them.

“And I'll hit you again,” growled Harry, ignoring Michelle as his left fist made contact
with the arrogant brat's stomach. Draco gasped for breath as Harry rammed into him, wrestling
his helpless, crying opponent to the ground. He began punching Draco's already bloody face in.
He was sick of that idiot's constant belittling of people simply because his parents were evil
wizards, and wanted to teach him a lesson he wouldn't soon forget.

Crabbe and Goyle had finally caught up, but were stopped from grabbing Harry from behind by
Michelle while she was screaming for Harry to stop.

Suddenly, a small but authoritative voice shouted, “Stop! All of you!”

Everyone stopped at Professor Flitwick's command. Goyle immediately declared, “McGonagall
here attacked Draco for no reason.” Crabbe nodded in agreement.

“Is this true, Miss Hamilton?” he asked Michelle.

“Malfoy was trying to provoke him, and grabbed his shoulder, but, er, well…Harry did actually
attack first,” she admitted with her head down. Harry could tell she didn't like saying it, but
she was telling the truth.

“Mr. McGonagall, what do you have to say for yourself?”

Harry got up, his rage forgotten as he straightened himself out. He cringed as he noticed
Draco's blood on his clothes and hands. He glanced down as his crying opponent. Malfoy's
nose was obviously broken and bent at a strange angle and he had two black eyes. His cheeks were
cut and bruised. “Um, you know how he is, professor. He was…”

“Did you throw the first punch?” demanded Flitwick, looking him straight in the eyes.

Harry didn't feel a legilimency probe, but still knew that his head of house could easily
guess what had happened. He'd truly lost his temper. That didn't happen often, but it had
now. Harry realized that he'd wanted an excuse to beat Draco to a pulp ever since he'd
wished Hermione dead. He hung his head down. “I did, sir,” he admitted.

The petite professor seemed to sigh in relief. Harry supposed that he was relieved that he
didn't have to call his pupil a liar. “Very well. Fifty points from Ravenclaw, and five
detentions. You will also not be allowed to participate in tomorrow's Quidditch game.” Harry
heard the gasp behind him and finally noticed his captain looking at him in disappointment.
“Fighting, be it magical or muggle dueling, is not tolerated in this school. I'm very
disappointed in you, and I'm sure the headmistress will be as well. Return to the common room.
I'll let you know when you will be serving your detentions later today.” Harry noticed the
grins on Crabbe and Goyle's faces while Flitwick levitated Malfoy toward the hospital wing.

Harry had taken two steps when he heard Michelle yell at him. “Harry, how could you get into a
fight the day before a game!? I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU!!! I thought you cared about our team!”
Keeping his head down, he listened to his captain berating him, knowing that he deserved it. Even
so, he had to admit that he'd enjoyed bashing Malfoy's head into the floor. “Are you even
listening to me?”

Harry looked up at his red-faced captain. She looked scary. “Of course I am, Michelle.” He took
a deep breath. “You're right; I messed up, big time. I'm sorry.”

“Good,” she said, her expression grim, “Because if you ever do something like this again,
I'll have to kick you off the team.”

-

It was a subdued Harry that entered the Ravenclaw common room after giving `Al' the
password. Michelle was right behind him, and called out, “All members of the Quidditch team, I need
to talk to you, now.”

Most of them were in the room, and the few that weren't were quickly located. “Harry,” said
Hermione before Michelle started talking. She was looking at her best friend's appearance with
a concerned expression. “What happened?”

He sighed. “I…”

“That's what this meeting is about,” interrupted Michelle. “Mr. McGonagall decided that he
enjoyed muggle dueling more than Quidditch. He got in a fight and now he's not allowed to play
in tomorrow's game. Chang, you'll be Seeker.”

Cho blinked in surprise. “Er, sure. That's fine.”

“Who'd you fight?” asked one member, while another asked, “Did you win?” Hermione was just
staring at her best friend in shock.

The captain sighed. “Fine, if you must know, he beat the crap out of the Malfoy boy, but
that's not the point.”

“That stinking Slytherin. Good one, Harry!” said Sean Bradley, one of the Chasers.

“That was not *a good one!*” said Hermione, glaring at Harry.

“It most certainly was not!” agreed Michelle. “I've already told him that if anything like
this happens again, he'll be off the team.” She looked at the others. “That goes for all of
you.” She turned to the reserve Seeker. “Chang, I'm sure you'll do a fine job. Now,
everyone make sure to get a good night sleep.” She got up and walked away without sparing a glance
at Harry. The others left Harry and Hermione alone after either scolding or congratulating Harry
for his fight.

“So, that's Draco's blood on you?” she asked after a moment. He nodded grimly. “What
happened?”

“I ran across him on the way back from practice. He started going on about mudbloods and
squibs.”

“You shouldn't pay attention to that rubbish!” she declared in her most bossy voice. “You
know better than that.”

“I know, and I did ignore him. I walked right past them, but then he chased after me and grabbed
my shoulder. I spun around and punched him. I think I broke his nose.”

“I see,” she said. “That's when you were caught?”

He put his head down. “Um, not quite. You see, I was really mad and I sort of punched him again
and tackled him to the ground and started, well, beating on him…”

“How could you?” she asked, appalled at her friend's use of violence.

“I lost my temper,” he snapped, causing Hermione to flinch. “I'm sorry, Hermione. I
didn't mean to snap at you. I just lost control. I don't know why. I just couldn't
stop. I…”

“This isn't about whatever he said today, Harry, and we both know it.” Hermione sighed.
“It's about what he said last month. Don't deny it. Both Padma and I have noticed how
you've been glaring at each other since then. You've wanted to do this for awhile.”

“Hermione, I…”

“I understand. It's part of the male philosophy. I just hope you've gotten it out of
your system, now.”

“I have,” he said with a small grin.

“Good. Did you get any other punishments than being banned from the game?”

“Of course. It was Flitwick that caught me. He wasn't happy. He took fifty points and said
I'm gonna get five detentions.”

“Wow. That does seem a bit harsh.”

“He did have to levitate Malfoy to the hospital wing. He was crying the whole way,” Harry said
as a grin began to form on his lips.

“You're impossible,” said Hermione, as she was quite obviously trying to avoid laughing at
the Slytherin's expense. “At least one good thing came of this.”

“What's that?” he asked, confused.

Hermione said, “I noticed that you're not blushing around our captain now,” with a
smirk.

At that point, Padma approached them and asked what had happened. She was more amused at the
idea of Malfoy crying the whole way to the hospital wing than anything else. It didn't escape
her notice that Harry had no injuries from the `fight.'

He'd just changed out of his robes when the door opened, revealing a very upset
headmistress. Her lips were thinner than he'd ever seen them. Harry gulped.

“Mr. McGonagall,” she said, her voice deceptively calm, “come with me.”

With one last helpless glance at his friends, Harry got up and walked toward his aunt. They went
on in silence until they reached an unused classroom. She put silencing charms around them before
rounding on her great-nephew. “Harry, how could you!?!”

“Aunt Minnie, I…”

“Are you trying to make people think you're the Heir of Slytherin? There are already people
who suspect you, and now you violently assault that pampered prat! Perhaps you've forgotten,
but his father is on the board of governors.”

“Wouldn't fighting him prove the opposite; that I can't stand purebloods who…”

“Silence. Draco Malfoy suffered a broken nose, a cracked rib, and numerous bruises while you
weren't hurt at all. This is just what certain people need to prove that you are a danger to
the school. I don't care what that idiot said to you. This is inexcusable!”

Harry put his head down. “Yes, ma'am.”

“Now, I am going to tell your parents and I can promise you that your mother won't be very
pleased with you, either.”

Harry looked alarmed. “No, you don't have to tell mom. I…”

“It's standard procedure to keep parents informed of major rule infractions, such as this,
Harry. I'd have to tell them even if I didn't want to.” She then took a deep breath.
“Harry, I know what Draco is, and unofficially agree that he does deserve to be beaten up, but
you've got to learn to control your temper.” She grinned. “Violence doesn't solve anything.
I thought you were taught to prank people who deserve it in such a way that you don't get
caught. Brawling doesn't discourage bad behavior nearly as much as public humiliation.”

Grinning, Harry said, “But he was humiliated. He was crying like a baby while being rescued by a
half-blood.” He snorted softly. “I proved that a muggle could easily get the best of him.”

“Be that as it may,” Aunt Minnie said, once more looking stern, “your punishment stands. I shall
do my best to defend this fight as boys-being-boys, and try to make Lucius look like an idiot for
getting involved.” Harry chuckled. “I suggest you return to your dormitory and think about how to
better manage your anger during your detentions. I would expect your parents will call you later
tonight.”

-

Minerva was right; Harry's mom did call him on the mirror, and was very displeased with him.
When he later talked to his sister, Brianna, she was glad Harry had beaten up Draco but
disappointed he wouldn't be playing in the next day's game. She also mentioned that Jeremy
Lightfellow had finished his jail sentence for cheating at the American baseball games and had
started working at a shop in Little Salem where his family had seen him. He said he was now staying
far away from muggle sports.

-

The next day, while Harry was diligently cleaning the Charms classroom for Professor Flitwick,
Hermione and most of the school were watching the Quidditch match between Ravenclaw and Gryffindor.
The Ravenclaw head of house had decided that Harry would serve his detentions cleaning that
classroom every Saturday until the five detentions were up.

“And Roger Davies has just gotten another lucky shot past Wood, making the score 100 to 40, in
favor of Ravenclaw!” announced Lee Jordan, who was sitting next to Headmistress McGonagall.

Hermione, who was in uniform on the sidelines while watching the starting team play, muttered to
another reserve player, “Why does that Gryffindor get to announce all the games? He's clearly
biased for his own house, and that was not a lucky shot. Davies is simply a better Chaser than Wood
is a Keeper.”

Before any response could be made, Lee announced, “It looks like Ginny Weasley has seen the
Snitch, or else it's another feint. She's darting toward the other side of the pitch with a
determined expression. I think she's really seen it. Chang must agree with me, because
she's hot on Weasley's trail. Weasley is reaching out her hand; so is Chang. What? Weasley
dives straight down about ten feet and grabs something while Chang is looking around. Does she?
Yes! Ginny Weasley has caught the Snitch! Gryffindor wins 190 to 100!”

Hermione muttered, “Harry would've gotten it,” while the Gryffindor team began
celebrating.

-

Harry arrived back at his common room to a depressed crowd of people, some of whom began glaring
at him. He'd been escorted by Professor Flitwick, who simply left him at the door.

He swallowed lightly and walked up to Hermione and Padma. “So, um, I take it the game didn't
go so well.”

“Oh, our Chasers, Beaters and Keeper were at the top of their game,” she said blandly.

“I take it Ginny got the Snitch, then?”

Padma said, “That stupid Cho followed Ginny around instead of looking for the Snitch. If you
hadn't…”

“I'm sorry I'm not a good enough Seeker!” said Cho, who had been nearby and obviously
overheard their conversation. She burst into tears and ran downstairs to her dorm. Padma paled.

“Good going,” commented Harry.

“Sorry,” she said.

“Tell Cho that,” said Hermione, “not us.”

“I will,” she replied. Her face suddenly got mischievous. “But first, I found out the full name
of Madam Grubbly's fiancé.”

“Was he at the game?” asked Harry.

“Yes, Casper Plank was there, sitting next to her and holding her hand.”

“Casper?” repeated Harry. “You mean like the ghost?”

“What ghost?” asked Padma. “Is that one of the Hogwarts ghost's names?”

“No,” said Hermione with a small smile. “He's a character from a muggle cartoon on the
tele.”

“Oh,” she replied. Harry knew that they'd previously told their pureblood friend about
television, although he didn't think he'd ever get used to the TV being referred to as the
tele.

“I wonder when they're going to get married,” Hermione said.

“I hope it's soon,” Padma replied dreamily. “I wonder what they'll wear.”

Feeling a bit uncomfortable with the `girl talk' that was beginning, Harry got up and
announced, “I'm gonna go to headquarters.” He figured that a few hours with his Game Boy would
cheer him up.

“I'll escort you,” said Hermione, reminding him of his restriction. “I'll do some
reading.”

-

Harry soon found himself deeply immersed in a game - Hermione was immersed in a book - when the
door to Hagrid's old hut opened. He paused his small entertainment system and looked up to see
Ginny Weasley looking at him. In her hand was the same book that she'd had with her so
frequently. Harry believed that it was a diary. She looked cheerful, but a bit surprised to see
him.

“Hi, Ginny,” said Hermione. “Could you watch Harry and make sure he doesn't attack all the
students?” she asked sarcastically. “I have got to get to the library.”

“Sure,” replied Ginny with a grin, and Hermione marked her place in the book she was reading and
headed toward the door.

When the door closed, Harry said, “Hi, Ginny. I guess I owe you five knuts.”

“That's right,” she said with a smile.

“Too bad I got in that fight yesterday. Things would've turned out differently, but
that's the way it is.”

Her expression hardened a bit. “So, you think that if you'd been Seeker that Gryffindor
would've lost.”

He grinned while he reached into his pocket. “Of course, but our bet wasn't about who was
playing, so you won fair and square.” Seeing her anger at being told that he would've beaten
her gave Harry an idea of how he could keep his money. “I know that I'll beat you in the final
game, assuming Gryffindor makes it there.”

“You mean, assuming Ravenclaw gets there,” she corrected him. “Gryffindor is now ahead of all
the houses, including yours. Now, if it were a contest of who spends the most time in the library,
I'm sure Ravenclaw would win. But this is Quidditch…”

“Where we're gonna kick Slytherin's butt in April and then slaughter Gryffindor in the
June.”

“Care to put your money where your mouth is?” she asked confidently.

“Another wager,” he commented with a smile. “Sure.”

“Then double or nothing. Gryffindor will get the cup.”

“You're on. That cup will look good in Flitwick's office.”

“Too bad it won't get there,” she said, reaching out her hand to shake Harry's.

He took her hand and they shook. Harry asked, “If somehow it's neither team, then what?”

“Then, you owe me the original five knuts,” she said before walking over to the boom box and
starting some music. “You don't mind a little background music, do you?”

“No,” he answered, while unpausing his game. Ginny sat down at the other table and started
happily writing in her diary. He found it a bit strange that at times she'd react to what she
was writing as though she were surprised, amused, or even upset, but didn't comment on it.

-

About a week later, Harry woke up a half-hour before he normally would. The reason for this was
that his name was being called out by a female voice that was very familiar to him. He picked up
his glasses and then grabbed the mirror he had been keeping on his nightstand every evening since
his aunt had told him to call her if he heard the strange, murderous voice that had led him to the
Chamber of Secrets victims.

“What is it, Brianna?” he asked groggily.

“My, my, aren't you a grouch this morning?” she said with a smirk.

“Why are you calling, now, anyway? Isn't it like twelve thirty a.m. at home?”

“Incredible. You can actually do math in the morning. You truly are talented.”

“Ha, ha. What is it?”

“I just wanted to be the first to wish you a Happy Valentine's Day, and find out what
you're giving Hermione.”

Harry tried his best to keep his cheeks from turning pink, but to no avail. “For your
information, I am giving Hermione, as well as my other female *friends* like Padma, a
*friendship* Valentine like I did last year,” he hissed angrily as he left the room, hoping
that his dorm mates hadn't already been woken up. “And I'm sure she'll probably do the
same for me. Of course, I'm sure Bobby will send you a dozen roses…”

“Shut up, Harry.”

“…and serenade you. He'll probably show up anytime now and throw a rock at your window…”

“Be quiet!”

“…but it'll break mom and dad's window by mistake, and then he'll sing Weird
Al's song, `*One More Minute*' for all the neighbors to hear.” Harry was, of course,
referring to a song that expressed deep loathing instead of love.

“He will not!” she screamed.

“Oh? What song does he sing to you?”

“Goodbye!” Brianna exclaimed. “I'll bet Hermione sends you a *romantic* valentine.”

Before Harry could respond, his little sister had deactivated her mirror, having successfully
woken him up early. He stood up from the chair he'd occupied, deciding to shower early since he
wouldn't be able to go back to sleep.

-

Harry was reading one of his textbooks in the common room when Hermione came up from her dorm.
She smiled and walked straight to him. For some reason, Harry felt a bit nervous about what Brianna
had suggested, although he'd never admit it to his annoying sister.

“Um, Happy Valentine's Day,” he decided to say when she approached him. He was surprised
that her ears turned pink. He didn't notice that his did the same.

“Oh, er, same to you, Harry,” she replied while examining her shoes. “Should we, er, go to
breakfast?”

“Okay.”

Together, they made their way to the Great Hall and sat down across from each other. Wordlessly,
Harry began scooping scrambled eggs and bacon onto his plate. He was halfway through his meal when
Hermione's owl, Rowena, landed in front of him with a muggle-style envelope. She held out her
leg and Harry took the letter. As he did so, he noticed Hermione looking at him while failing to
notice a small box that had fallen when he untied the letter. When she noticed him looking at her,
her cheeks turned pink and she looked straight down at her plate. He suddenly felt nervous about
opening the envelope. However, he knew that he couldn't put it off forever, so he gave the owl
a piece of bacon so she would fly away, and pulled a muggle card out of the envelope.

The front of the card had a picture of a cat and dog that each had part of a glove in their
mouths like they were playing tug-of-war with it, except that they'd gotten it to the point
where their mouths were touching. Harry felt himself blush as he opened the card. Printed inside
was the message:

`*The best friendships can't be explained.*

*Happy Valentine's Day**!*'

Written in Hermione's familiar neat script was:

`*I can't tell you how much your friendship means to me, Harry. You are truly the most
important person in the world to me, and I don't know what I'd do without you.*

*Love from, Hermione*'

He looked up at his best friend, who was once again staring at him, and smiled. “Thanks,
Hermione. You mean a lot to me, too.” At that moment, Hedwig flew in with a scroll tied to her leg.
“It's about time, girl.” Hedwig glared at him before hooting indignantly, turning her back
toward him and lifting her leg toward Hermione. Harry had sent his other valentines with a school
owl, but somehow felt that the one for his best friend should be brought by Hedwig. He'd
informed his owl that she was delivering the most important one. He'd never be able to explain
why he didn't like the idea of Hedwig flying to Hermione with half-a-dozen scrolls and treating
her as the first of many deliveries.

“Thank you, Hedwig,” Harry's best friend said before untying the scroll and giving her a
piece of bacon. She unrolled Harry's magical Valentine. It had a wizarding photo of an owl and
a kitten. The feline had a ball of string while the bird had the end of that string in its claw.
They would move around the parchment playing their little game. It said:

`*We've talked a lot, laughed a lot, and shared a lot**.* *I'm so glad I
have a friend like you in my life.*

*Happy Valentine's Day**!**'*

Harry's message was:

`*The above message says it all a lot better than I could. You are a great friend - my best
friend, Hermione.*

*Harry*'

“Thanks,” said Hermione, smiling at him.

However, Harry wasn't smiling. While she was reading her valentine from him, he'd found
a small wrapped package on the table that had his name on it written in Hermione's handwriting.
He opened it to find a small box of chocolate mints. He was touched that she'd given him
something, but more than that, he was upset with himself for not getting her anything. He racked
his brain to try to think of something to give her.

“Oh,” said Harry with a forced smile. “Thanks for this present. Um, I…forgot to bring your
present to the owlry when I gave the scroll to Hedwig. I'll get it to you later.”

She looked concerned. “Harry, it's alright if you didn't get me a present…”

“Of course I did,” he interrupted. “You're my best friend. I wouldn't be like that.” He
looked around, trying to change the subject. “Madam Grubbly isn't here.”

Hermione glanced at the staff table. “You're right.” She grinned. “I'll bet she's
spending Valentine's Day with Mr. Plank.”

Harry shrugged his shoulders. “Either that or she's sick.”

“Harry,” she said a bit sharply, “that's not very nice.”

“I wasn't wishing she was ill. I just said it's a possible explanation.”

“Sorry,” replied Hermione. “Anyway, like I said, it's alright if you don't have a gift
for me.”

“But I do,” he lied, “and you'll have it at the end of the day.”

“Alright. I think right now, though, we've got to get to Quidditch practice,” she replied,
reminding him that Michelle had started having Sunday morning practices in addition to the Saturday
practices because he was in detention for the next three Saturdays.

“Yeah,” Harry agreed, hoping he could think of something soon.

-

Despite Padma's apology for what she'd said, Cho Chang had seemed a bit depressed since
Ginny had beaten her in their last game. Michelle had managed to talk her out of quitting the
reserve team, but her behavior was a bit strange. She'd act depressed and uninterested until
their practice game began, and then she'd concentrate more than she ever had before. Harry
noticed that she was marking him a lot less than she used to in practices, and had actually
improved. He was still better, and beat her to the Snitch more often than not, but she was making
it more of a challenge.

Because of this, not to mention that she was able to go to the Saturday practices while he was
in detention, he had to concentrate too much on Quidditch to think of a gift for Hermione. All the
girls on the team had thanked him for the `friend' valentines he'd sent them with a school
owl, and Hermione noted happily that hers was of higher value than the ones he'd given the
others.

When they'd gotten back to the common room, Penelope, Padma and Luna also thanked him for
their valentines. Luna commented, “My daddy also sent me a valentine, but his also had a gift - a
bouquet of dandelions. They keep the Jervonians away.”

To Harry's astonishment, he saw that she was indeed holding a jar with at least two dozen
yellow dandelions. He wasn't sure where her father had found them in February, but he supposed
that it had been a mild winter and a few wildflowers were already growing in the forest near
headquarters. That gave him an idea. “That's great, Luna,” he said. “I've got to go. Um,
since I can't be alone, Luna, could you come with me?”

“Of course, Harry. I'll protect you from the nargles.”

They hurried out of Ravenclaw tower and to Professor Sprout's office, where he got her to
give him a vase. They then went outside the school, quickly making their way toward C.A.R.E.
headquarters. When they were near Hagrid's old hut, Harry said, “Hermione gave me a small gift
for Valentine's Day, and, um, I didn't get her anything. I thought I'd pick some
flowers out of the forest for her.”

“Oh,” she replied nonchalantly, “The grufpents must have stopped you from realizing that you
feel differently about Hermione than the rest of your friends.”

“I don't,” he began. “Okay, she's my best friend, but that doesn't mean…I just think
it would be rude not to give her a present in return for hers.”

“I guess the grufpents are still hard at work. I'm sure they'll leave you within the
next year.”

He blinked and shook his head in disbelief. He decided that arguing with her was pointless. He
walked toward a group of yellow flowers that he thought looked nice and carefully transplanted them
into the vase, saying, “Don't tell Hermione that I hadn't gotten her these before
today.”

“If you want, Harry.”

-

Half an hour later, Harry was in a private corner of Ravenclaw Tower presenting Hermione with a
vase of flowers. “Happy Valentine's Day.”

“These are beautiful, Harry. Thank you.”

“You're welcome,” he said, grinning at his success.

“However,” she said slyly, “I know that you just picked them today.”

“I didn't…”

“Please, don't lie to me, Harry.” She took a deep breath. “I surprised you with a gift, and
being the wonderful guy you are, you decided to give me one in return. Thank you.”

He shrugged his shoulders. “Okay, I admit it.” He sighed. “Next year, I'll get you a gift
for Valentine's Day; I promise.”

She smiled at him. “I'll hold you to that. Happy Valentine's Day,” she said before
kissing him on the cheek and walking straight to the girls' dorm without looking back.

Harry stood there for about five minutes with his hand over the spot on his cheek that Hermione
had kissed. “It's just a friendly kiss like mom gives me,” he muttered to himself before
walking to his own dorm.

-

The next day, things were back to normal between Harry and Hermione, convincing him that he was
right about Hermione's kiss meaning nothing. At breakfast, Aunt Minnie stood up to make an
interesting announcement.

“Good morning, everyone,” she said with a grin. “It is my pleasure to inform you that something
wonderful happened yesterday. Madam Grubbly got married to a man named Mr. Plank. Some of you may
have noticed him accompanying her to Quidditch games lately. She is no longer living at the castle,
but will be here every weekday from seven a.m. until three p.m. That will give her plenty of time
to attend to her grounds-keeping responsibilities. By the way, she should now be referred to as
Madam Grubbly-Plank.” During the speech, Harry noticed that Madam Grubbly-Plank wasn't there.
He was slightly amused at how almost every girl in the Great Hall began talking while almost all
the boys went back to their pancakes and sausage. As an afterthought, Minerva added, “She will be
back from her honeymoon next week.”

-

The next few weeks went by quickly, and it was now Saturday, March sixth, the day of Harry's
last detention, which also happened to be the day of the Hufflepuff versus Slytherin game. He was
truly getting tired of spending his Saturday mornings cleaning the Charms classroom. He really
wanted to be out their jeering the Slytherins - `*cheering the Hufflepuffs,*' he corrected
himself as he used a broom for the unnatural purpose of removing dirt from the floor.

Professor Flitwick was sitting at his desk grading parchments, glancing up at Harry every few
minutes to make sure he was working. During his first week, he'd asked why he couldn't just
*scourgify* the floor. Professor Flitwick had informed him that this was supposed to be
punishment to discourage `*brawling like a muggle*' not Charms practice. Harry would never
admit to anyone that he was pleased to find out that he had indeed broken Malfoy's nose, and
was further pleased that Draco had not said one word to him since the `fight.' He had to admit
that he at least respected the fact that his head of house wasn't claiming that magic
didn't clean as good as elbow grease, which Filch had always asserted.

Harry had switched to the mop and was half-way done with the floor when he heard a voice
he'd hoped never to hear again.

“*Let me rip you! Let me kill this time!*”

Harry dropped the mop in surprise.

“Mr. McGonagall, is there something wrong?” asked Flitwick, who'd obviously heard the mop
hit the floor.

“Yes. I need to call my aunt,” he answered, pulling the little mirror out of his pocket.
“Minerva McGonagall.”

A few seconds later, his aunt's image appeared on his mirror as the background noise of
clapping and booing came through the mirror. “Yes, Harry. You're supposed to be in
detention.”

“I am,” he said, “but that thing we discussed before just happened.”

Her image paled slightly. “You mean you heard…”

“Exactly,” he interrupted. He didn't want Flitwick to know about the voice he was
hearing.

“I'll be right there.”

“What about the game?” Harry asked.

“It's over. Higgs from Slytherin just caught the Snitch as you called. They just managed to
win - 180 to 170. Madam Hooch was actually giving penalties to Slytherins. I'm glad we had our
little talk.” She then shook her head. “Anyway, that's enough chit chat. I'll be at the
Charms classroom in a minute, so stay there with Professor Flitwick.”

-

True to her word, the door was hoisted open by the headmistress exactly sixty seconds after
their call ended. “Harry, come with me.” She looked to Flitwick. “He'll continue his detention
in a few minutes, Filius, if that's alright.”

“Actually, Minerva,” the teacher replied, “He's done enough today. His detentions are
officially over.”

Harry said, “Thanks,” and walked out of the room toward his aunt. “Can you still hear it?” she
asked, once no one could overhear.

“Not right now, but I did just before you came. It was coming from this direction.” He walked
quickly, but his aunt managed to keep up.

“*Die**!*”

“I hear it again. This way!” He went down a flight of stairs and they continued following until
they came across the prone form of Alicia Spinnet, a muggle-born girl on the Gryffindor Quidditch
team. She was holding a compact and had obviously been in the process of checking her make-up when
for some unknown reason she fell backwards, petrified like the others. She was near the library
entrance.

“Anozzer victim - and Mizter McGonagall is at zee scene yet again,” came a voice from behind
them.

Aunt Minnie turned toward her Potions teacher with a furious expression. “For your information,
Professor LaVelle, Harry has been in detention with Professor Flitwick since breakfast, and I have
just picked him up from there. He has not been alone all morning so it would have not been possible
for him to have done this.”

Harry noticed that the Potions mistress looked frightened. “Professor, may I ask what you're
doing here?”

“Harry!” scolded Minerva. She then looked back at the teacher. “I do wonder why you're so
determined to pin this on my nephew, Sharon.”

Harry could swear he saw a flicker of fear in her eyes as she said, “I, I'm not. It's
juzt that I zaw him pointing hiz wand at zat cat…”

“Which has already been explained,” said Minerva pointedly.

Professor LaVelle seemed to whither for a moment before saying, “I've got to go. I have a
potion that needz tending.” She then turned around and left quickly.

Without a word, Aunt Minnie pointed her wand at Alicia and began to levitate her to the hospital
wing, with Harry walking behind her.

“Harry,” she said as they were walking, “the staff and I have discussed what would happen if
there were another attack. The other students will be informed soon, but there's no reason not
to tell you now.”

“Okay,” he said, not knowing how to respond.

“Quidditch will be cancelled and a new curfew will be placed. After dinner, students will be
escorted to either their common rooms or the library. Two hours later, the students in the library
will be escorted to their common rooms.”

“What about headquarters?” he asked.

“On Friday, Saturday and Sunday afternoons I will be willing to escort members of C.A.R.E. to
your cabin and return to escort you to dinner, provided that you agree to stay there until I
return. Similarly, members of other clubs will have that same privilege on those days.”

“At least we can keep our study group.”

“Also, all students will be escorted to and from their classes by a professor.”

“It sounds like everybody's being watched like me, now,” said Harry grimly.

“I'm afraid so,” she said. “If there is another attack, I'll have no choice but to close
the school.”

“Really?” asked Harry. “That would be awful.”

“Yes. Lucius Malfoy has been trying to convince the board that these attacks are my fault. One
of my friends on the board of governors has told me that he wants me removed as headmistress.”

Harry's eyes narrowed. “I know that he has something to do with this. Remember what his
house elf was…” Harry grinned. “How about if we keep him otherwise occupied?”

“What do you mean?” asked Minerva, stopping to look at her nephew's evil grin.

“Anyone who saw poor Tribly can see that Mr. Malfoy is disobeying the law. He beats her badly.
If he were busy dealing with Ministry charges of house-elf abuse, he wouldn't have time to get
you sacked.”

“A stain like that on his reputation might even get him taken off the board of governors,” Aunt
Minnie added with a grin.

“If you'll escort me to the owlry once we drop off Alicia, we can send an anonymous
tip.”

“That sounds like an excellent suggestion,” she agreed.

“Also, if you'll escort me to Ravenclaw Tower, Hermione, Padma and I all have a new Animagus
paper to give you.”

“Excellent.” She smiled at him. “I'm really proud of how seriously you're taking my
offer. You're more than three-quarters through that book already.”

He grinned. “We're highly motivated in this matter.”

-

A few hours later, the tip to the Ministry had been sent and the students had been informed that
new restrictions had been placed upon them. Hogwarts began to almost seem like a prison with
everyone being escorted everywhere. Two days later, Brianna turned eleven, and when Harry called
her to wish her a happy birthday, he had good news to share with her. He read an article from the
Daily Prophet to her.

`**C.A.R.E. Law Gets its First Test Case**

*By Anna Jesse*

*After receiving an anonymous tip, Ministry officials conducted a raid of Malfoy Manor, the
home of the influential family of the same name. They found* *a* *half-dozen house-elves
with various injuries, including bruises, broken bones and burns - none of which had been treated.
When asked why they hadn't healed themselves, one of the elves named Tribly said, “Master is
telling us to never be healing ourselves,” before beginning to bash her head against a table, as
she had obviously been ordered to do as punishment whenever* *she spoke ill of her family. All
the elves were taken to St. Mungo's to have their injuries evaluated and treated.*

*According to the House-Elf Abuse Deterrent law (H.E.A.D**.),* *on the first
offense, the offender is fined 1,000 Galleons. For the second offense, the victimized elf is
confiscated by the Ministry, to be given or sold to another family. On the third offense, all of
the offender's elves are confiscated. Finally, on the fourth offense, the abuser loses his/her
right to own house elves. This is the most severe penalty that an offender will face.*

*In the case of the Malfoy family, because several elves were found to be abused, Madam Bones,
the head of the Department of Magical Law Enforcement, is pushing that this be treated as both a
first and second offense, so the penalty they'll be facing if found guilty will be 1,000
Galleon fine and the loss of all the victimized elves. In this case, that is every Malfoy
house-elf, because all six have severe injuries.*

*The only question is whether the Ministry will actually enforce this law that was passed as a
result of the group known as C.A.R.E. (Community Advancing the Rights of Elves) that formed*
*about a year-and-a-half ago at Hogwarts. For more on C.A.R.E., see page five.*'

“That's great!” exclaimed Brianna. “He should be quite busily bribing bigoted buffoons as we
speak.”

Harry smiled at his sister's tongue twister before saying, “Yeah, I guess so. Hopefully, he
will have to pay some penalty for what he's done to elves. The main thing is that while
he's busy dealing with that, he hopefully won't have time to try getting Aunt Minnie
sacked.”

“I hope so,” she replied. “What did they say about C.A.R.E. on page five?”

“Oh, just a reprint of the article Mrs. Brocklehurst wrote last year. We have gotten some more
members already since the paper came out this morning.”

“That's good,” said Brianna.

“Did you like my present?”

She made a face. “I do like the self-inking quills, but not the note you put in it.”

With an innocent expression, Harry asked, “Why ever not?”

“I'm NOT going to use them to write love-letters to Bobby!”

“I guess,” said Harry, “you only use muggle pens for that.”

“What do you use for love-letters to Hermione?” she asked, causing him to blush.

“I don't write love-letters,” said Harry.

“Where is Hermione, anyway?” Brianna asked.

“Oh, she's at the library, but should be back any minute. She told me to wish you a happy
birthday.”

“Indeed I did,” the brunette in question said over Harry's shoulder, surprising him. “Happy
birthday, Brianna.”

“Thanks, Hermione,” Brianna replied. “I guess you'll want to talk to Harry now, huh.” The
girl winked, causing both Hermione and Harry to blush.

“Actually, I do need to talk to Harry, but it's not about…”

“I understand. Bye,” she said, grinning. The mirror deactivated.

“What is it that you wanted to talk about?” asked Harry as he put the mirror in his pocket.

“Two things, actually,” she said. “First of all, have you noticed how Ginny Weasley gets after
every attack?”

His eyes narrowed. “Well, she gets really withdrawn for a few days. I guess she's
scared.”

“I'm not sure if that's it entirely.”

His eyes widened. “You think that she's involved in this?”

“I'm not sure, but I didn't see her at the game. When I asked her about it, she seemed
to get scared for a moment before she insisted that she was there. She was practically yelling at
me. I told her that I supposed I was mistaken, but I actually did look for her. She didn't sit
with us or with her fellow Gryffindors, which is where she claimed she was. I think we should watch
her more closely when we can. She is hiding something.”

He took a deep breath. “I guess we can do that. I don't think it could hurt anything, but
make sure not to look like we're spying.”

She smiled. “Thanks.”

“What was the other thing?”

“Oh, that.” She pulled a page that looked like she'd torn it out of a book, something
he'd never seen her do before. “I think that Slytherin's monster is a basilisk.”

-

Please review. Thank you to those who have.

A/N The messages on the valentines were copied from Hallmark cards.

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20. The Chamber of Secrets
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Harry Potter and all characters, etc. belong to J.K. Rowling, not me.

**Harry McGonagall** **- Chapter 20 -** **The Chamber of Secrets**

“A basilisk?” repeated the concerned voice of the headmistress. Harry and Hermione had
immediately come to her with the information the brightest witch of her age had gathered. Aunt
Minnie looked over the ripped-out page that described the monster. “That's why you've been
hearing the voice. You're a Parselmouth and it's a snake.” Harry and Hermione both nodded.
“That certainly explains the roosters as well.”

“Roosters?” asked Harry.

“Their crow will kill a basilisk,” said Hermione haughtily. “Didn't you read that page?”

“Of course I read it,” said Harry while rolling his eyes. “I meant what Aunt Minnie said about
it explaining something.”

“Oh,” replied Hermione.

“A few months ago, Madam Grubbly-Plank told me that all the roosters on the grounds had been
killed. We ordered more, but they were killed as well. Therefore, I decided to wait until whatever
beast was slaughtering them was caught before subjecting more of them to that fate.” She sighed. “I
shall have to discretely order another. Hopefully, it'll get here in time to help us.”

“Hopefully?” questioned Hermione.

“It takes awhile to acquire livestock, especially from the muggle world. All kinds of Ministry
parchmentwork. You'd think I was *ordering* a basilisk. It took a month for the roosters
to arrive last time.”

“A month?” questioned Harry.

His aunt nodded before turning her attention toward Hermione. Her features conformed to what
Harry had learned to be her `teaching face.' “Miss Granger, I must say that I'm
disappointed that you would rip a page out of a library book.”

Harry suppressed a grin as he watched his best friend shrink under the headmistress' glare.
She put her head down and mumbled, “I, er, was excited that I'd found the answer.”

“I'm quite pleased that you found the answer as well, and understand that students
aren't allowed to check out that book, but you could have copied the information down or asked
me to accompany you to the library to examine the text. I would've given Ravenclaw thirty
points, but because of that, I'm only awarding twenty points.”

“Yes, ma'am,” said Hermione, still examining the carpet of the headmistress' office.

“Together, we shall go to the library and tell Madam Pince of your transgression. You will then
repair the book and accept whatever punishment our librarian deems appropriate.”

“Yes, ma'am,” seemed to be the only thing Harry's best friend was capable of saying.

“Oh, and Miss Granger,” said Minnie before pausing for a moment. “If your suspicion turns out to
be correct, you will receive a special award for services to the school.”

Hermione finally looked up with a hint of a smile on her face.

-

“I thought better of you, Miss Granger!” hissed Madam Pince at the second-year Ravenclaw girl.
Harry, Hermione and Professor McGonagall had all gone to the library and explained what had
happened to the librarian. “I thought you respected books! But ripping them to shreds like some
illiterate barbarian! What's next? Will you be burning them?”

“No, ma'am,” said Hermione contritely. Harry could tell that his friend was on the verge of
tears. “I'm very sorry. It won't happen again. Please…”

“Tomorrow, you shall spend your library time dusting books the muggle way.”

“Yes, ma'am.”

“And then we'll pretend that this whole ugly incident never happened.”

Hermione looked up to see a slight smile on Madam Pince's face. If Harry didn't know any
better, he'd have guessed that the librarian actually liked Hermione. “Thank you, Madam
Pince.”

“But if you ever do something like that again…”

“I won't; I promise.”

“But if you do, you'll be banned from the library. Now, let's get that book.”

-

Hermione easily performed a “*Repairo*,” on the tome, and when they were back in Ravenclaw
Tower, Harry commented that her detention was unfair because of how easily the book was fixed, but
Hermione argued, “I deserved it. I wasn't thinking properly,” so he let the issue drop.

The next month went by slowly. Aunt Minnie had ordered a rooster, but commented that it
wouldn't help unless she found the entrance to the Chamber of Secrets. Every teacher that
escorted students began looking around every corner with a small mirror, but didn't explain why
to the students. The trio was getting closer to the end of the Animagus book, and Harry was tempted
to begin the process outlined in the tome, but Hermione reminded him that, “Your Aunt's under
enough pressure as it is. She doesn't need her underage nephew caught trying something like
that, especially if they find out she gave you the book.”

Malfoy seemed to have realized that while Harry was punished for beating him up, he wasn't
punished for provoking the headmistress' nephew. Therefore, he made it a point to start
insulting Harry and his friends (especially Hermione) whenever possible, calling them by the
appropriate racial slur of mudblood, blood-traitor or son-of-a-squib whenever he saw them. Hermione
had a very hard time stopping Harry from *reviewing Draco's earlier lesson* *on
manners*. Instead, they began planning a major prank on him.

Harry, Hermione and Padma (after they shared their suspicions with her) kept an eye on Ginny
whenever they could, which wasn't often because of the new restrictions on students. They were
glad they weren't the only ones who noticed something wrong with Ginny. Apparently her brother
Percy thought she looked sick because he made her take a pepper-up potion that caused smoke to come
out of her ears.

Harry commented, “If he'd have done more than look at her - maybe actually talk to her -
he'd have realized that her problem isn't that she's got a cold.”

“At least he's trying to help,” defended Hermione. “Her other brothers aren't even doing
that.”

“Yeah,” grumbled Harry. “I suppose the twins spend more time with her - at least at Quidditch
practices - but that kid Ron does his best to sit as far away from her as possible at meals, and I
can't imagine him acting any better in the Gryffindor common room. How could he treat his own
sister like that?”

“I heard from Parvati that he was really bad after he found out she was Gryffindor's
Seeker,” commented Padma. “He started yelling at her at their victory party about how she *always
gets what she wants*.”

“He's jealous? That's all?” asked Harry, clearly appalled. “I'd never treat Brianna
like that over jealousy! I know last summer when I was mad at her I was a bit like that, but that
wasn't jealousy. She'd actually done something wrong!”

Hermione agreed. “Even then, that *very justified* anger didn't last as long as
Ron's *unjustified* anger.”

-

“Thanks for walking us back, *Headmistress*,” said Harry with a grin. It was Saturday,
April 3rd, and some members of C.A.R.E., including him, Hermione, Padma, Neville, Luna
and a few others were on their way back to the castle after spending a few hours at headquarters.
The trio had noticed that Ginny hadn't shown up. It was just one week before the Ravenclaw
versus Slytherin match had been scheduled, but as the Chamber of Secrets hadn't been
discovered, it looked like they were not going to play that match.

“It's no trouble, whatsoever, *Mr. McGonagall*,” she replied with a hint of a smile as
she walked through the door after checking the Entrance Hall with her mirror. “I'm glad we get
to spend some time together.”

“Me, too, Aunt Minnie,” he whispered.

“I noticed that Miss Weasley didn't join you this week,” she remarked, casually. Harry had
confided his suspicions to her, but she agreed that without proof, they'd be nothing but vague
accusations.

“Yeah, so did I,” replied Harry. “She didn't say anything. I wonder…”

“*Let me rip you.* *Let me tear your flesh.* *Let me kill this time!*”

Harry paled. “It's happening again, Aunt Minnie!” he whispered so that only she could
hear.

“Oh, no!” she replied, now going pale herself. “We have to get the students to safety first
before I can investigate.” She quickened her pace and the students followed, wondering what was
going on.

Harry turned to look Hermione in the eyes and nodded, answering her nonverbal question. As he
turned back, he saw Hermione whisper something to Padma. They were nearly to their destination
before what appeared to be a herd of Ravenclaw students ran toward them, looking terrified.

“Miss Clearwater!” said Minerva, looking at the prefect at the front of the group, “What has
happened?”

The 6th-year girl looked terrified. “We were on our way back from the library when
Professor Trelawney and Sean Bradley looked around the corner through a mirror and collapsed,
petrified. We all turned back in a hurry and came here another way.”

“Very well,” said Minerva. Let's get you all into the tower.” She took a deep breath.
“I'll have to speak with the rest of the staff, but it is likely that the school will be
closing. It wouldn't hurt to be ready to leave tomorrow.”

“Headmistress,” said Harry, “Do you think we should talk to that person we discussed?”

“I will,” she said, “but you need to go into your dorm.”

“But I have to be there,” argued Harry.

“You mean, we,” said Hermione with Padma standing next to her. “We're the ones who noticed
things.”

Aunt Minnie looked at the determined expressions on each of their faces and sighed, “I believe
that Cindy and Mark will murder me for this, and if they don't Mr. and Mrs. Granger shall see
to it, but let's go. I hope I don't regret this.”

“I just need to get something out of the tower,” said Harry. “I'll be right back.”

Minerva put her wand to her throat and made an announcement for all students to return to their
dorms, and Harry was back before she was done. The four of them made their way to her office to
pick up the rooster she'd ordered and then to Gryffindor Tower, with Aunt Minnie looking around
each corner with her mirror. The petrified victims could wait a few minutes, since getting moved to
the hospital wing didn't help them anyway.

-

The door opened, and for the first time, Harry looked around Gryffindor Tower, taking in the
scarlet carpet and chairs, and was once again thankful that he was a Ravenclaw. He much preferred
the color blue. Sitting in one of those red chairs near the fireplace, was the girl they wished to
speak to. She looked distraught, and was staring at her diary, as though contemplating throwing it
in the fire.

“Ginny,” said Harry, startling her.

She looked up. “Harry, Hermione, Padma, what are you doing here?” She then noticed the person
behind them and began trembling slightly. “P-Professor McGonagall, er, what are you doing
here?”

“Miss Weasley, it has come to my attention that you have been behaving in an…unusual manner. May
I ask…”

“I'm sorry, Headmistress!” she shouted as tears filled her eyes. “I think it was me, but I
think this diary's been making me! Tom…”

“Who's Tom?” asked Harry.

She held up the diary and showed the first page that had the name “T. M. Riddle” on it.

Harry gasped. “T. Tom. Tom Riddle? That's Voldemort's real name!”

Suddenly, Ginny's eyes glazed over and she quickly drew and pointed her wand. “*Avada
Kedavra!*” she hissed in an unearthly voice. A green beam of light shot straight from the tip
and hit the target - the rooster in the cage Minerva was holding. It fell down dead as Ginny got
up.

She pointed her wand again when a voice came from behind her. “What are you doing, Ginny?
That's the Death Curse!” It was her brother, Ron.

She turned toward him with a look of contempt on her face. “Now you suddenly care about your
sister?” She moved her wand in an unusual way and suddenly an incredible force pushed everybody
away from her. Harry managed to dive at the last second and avoided the majority of the blast, but
it still knocked the wind out of him. She marched determinedly out the door. Harry glanced at the
others and saw they were unconscious. He knew that he'd lose Ginny if he waited to revive them.
He bolted out the door just in time to see her turn a corner. He pulled his invisibility cloak out
of his pocket and followed as he silenced his shoes.

-

Harry couldn't believe what he'd just seen. He'd followed the obviously possessed
Ginny into a girl's bathroom, wondering if she just really taking a necessary detour. He'd
actually considered waiting outside for her, but thought he'd regret it. Instead of walking to
a stall, she walked up to the sink and said, “Open,” in Parseltongue.

The sinks moved to reveal a passage and she'd jumped down in it. Harry was going to follow
when the sinks moved back to their original position. He walked up to them and found a snake carved
on one of the faucets and hissed, “Open.”

Deciding that being invisible was pointless during the jump down, because he was sure to make
noise anyway, Harry stuffed his cloak back in his pocket and took a leap of faith. He found himself
riding down a slimy slide, and was glad he wasn't getting his invisibility cloak all filthy.
When he landed, he was ready to summon his wands out of their holsters, but found it was
unnecessary as the room he'd landed in was free of all life. All that was in it was a huge
collection of dry rat bones. He found himself wishing he'd brought his broom so he could fly
over them. Not only would that be faster and less disgusting, but it was also quieter. There was no
way he could silence all the crunching bones as he walked forward in the only direction he could
go. He knew that with all that noise, there was no point in trying to hide. He slowly made his way
forward, passing over a very old snakeskin, until finally commanding a door to, “*Open*,” in
Parseltongue, revealing the Chamber of Secrets.

-

As Harry stepped into the chamber, he noticed several things at once. The walls were lined with
statues of snakes, and in front of him was a huge statue of the ugliest face Harry had ever seen,
which he assumed was Salazar Slytherin. Lying on the ground before him, as though a sacrifice on an
alter, was Ginny Weasley. She still had the Diary held loosely in her hands, though she appeared
unconscious. Bending over her was the ghostly form of an older teenage boy grabbing her wand.

Having a hunch about the identity of the ghost-like form, but not knowing what he was planning
on doing to Ginny, Harry felt he had to act now. Summoning his main wand into his hand, he took a
step forward.

“Tom Riddle, I presume?” The specter turned and looked at him in shock, immediately pointing his
wand at the intruder. “Or should I say, Voldemort?”

“How did you get in here?” Riddle hissed.

“I followed Ginny,” Harry said simply.

“But the door was closed.”

Harry grinned. “You're not the only Parselmouth around here.”

Tom looked at Harry with a new interest, almost bordering on respect. “Is the McGonagall family
related to Slytherin?”

“I have no idea,” he said, knowing that it wouldn't make any difference in this case
anyway.

“No matter, no matter,” said Riddle. “You're obviously talented. There's no reason for
us to fight. You could join…”

“*Expelliarmus!*” whispered Harry, hoping to catch Tom off guard.

Unfortunately, Riddle was a very skilled duelist and repelled the hex with one stroke of his
wand and had disarmed Harry a moment later with another silent spell.

“Fool!” hissed Riddle as he caught Harry's wand with his left hand. “Did you really think
you could beat me? *Crucio!*” As Harry writhed on the floor in tremendous pain, Voldemort
continued to talk. “Had you not tried to attack me, your death would've been swift, but now I
want to make you suffer a bit.” While Harry was still in agony, Riddle hissed to the statue and the
mouth opened. Harry closed his eyes when he realized that the basilisk would be coming.

The pain stopped as Riddle said, “I'll let the basilisk finish you off slowly,” and then
hissed, “*Keep your eyes closed. I want you to slowly rip him into pieces while he
suffers.*”

“*Yessss, masssster*,” replied the snake, and Harry decided to risk squinting at the
basilisk, to see that the sixty-foot snake was obeying as it approached him as he was still lying
on the ground.

Harry realized that he had only one chance, and he was going to take it. Keeping his left hand
hidden from Tom's view, he summoned his extra wand and prepared to cast his most powerful
spell. He'd learned that the snake's skin was protected from almost every hex, so he needed
to shoot in its mouth. The beast was now close enough and poised above him, ready to strike with
its mouth open.

Harry aimed his wand and shot his most powerful cutting spell, which managed to cut through the
top of the snake's head, splashing blood everywhere. Harry closed his eyes and rolled out of
the way as the beast shrieked until falling with a loud THUD.

“You may have killed the basilisk,” said Tom, causing Harry to open his eyes, “but I will kill
you! Avada…” Harry jumped behind the corpse for protection. “You can't hide forever!” shouted
Tom angrily.

With sudden inspiration, Harry crawled toward the basilisk's open mouth and whispered,
“Accio Diary!” while pointing his wand toward Ginny.

It took about two seconds for Riddle to see what was happening. “What!” he shouted as Harry
caught the diary. Once more, he shouted, “Avada…” as Harry jammed the diary into the snake's
largest fang while still on his knees. Tom dropped the wands he was holding as he screamed in pain
while a river of black ink started pouring from the diary all over the snake's mouth and down
Harry's arms. A hole was forming in Riddle's chest. Harry pulled the book down and opened
it, forcing it once again into the monster's now black teeth, releasing yet more ink. With a
final scream, the specter disappeared.

Harry released the breath he didn't realize he was holding as he sat down, finally relaxing.
After about five seconds, a girl's voice brought him back into the present. “Harry, you were
right. It was me. I'm so sorry! I didn't mean to. Riddle made me do it.”

He turned to face the trembling girl to see that tears were streaming from her eyes. Although
they didn't look alike, in a way she reminded him of his kid sister. “I know,” he said as he
got up to walk toward her.

“I'm going to be expelled!” Ginny wept as Harry helped her awkwardly to her feet. “I've
looked forward to coming to Hogwarts ever since B-Bill came and n-now I'll have to leave and -
w-what'll Mum and Dad say?”

As Harry looked down at this weeping girl and saw how scared she was, he couldn't help but
want to comfort her. He wiped his right hand on his school robe, figuring it was already ruined,
and put it on her shoulder. “What they'll say, Ginny, is that they love you.”

“What if they don't believe me?” she asked, clearly terrified.

“Then I'll make sure they know it wasn't your fault,” he said confidently.

“Thanks,” she managed to say.

“That's what friends are for. Come on. I'll bet a lot of people are worried about
us.”

After collecting the fallen wands and the diary, they walked side by side out of the chamber and
down the corridor until they reached the entrance. Harry looked at Ginny. “You, er, don't
remember how to get out of here, do you?”

She shook her head and started sobbing softly. “No. I don't even remember coming down here.
I'd just black out and wake up somewhere else. The last thing I remember today is you saying
that Tom was really You-Know-Who.”

“That's fine,” he said quickly, not wanting to get her crying in earnest, and began looking
around. “There's got to be a way out.” His eyes finally rested on a carving of a snake.
Concentrating on that, Harry hissed, “*Exit**.*” He then heard a soft, familiar sound
that he couldn't identify until he looked in the place he'd come out of. The bottom of the
slide he'd come out of seemed to be moving up like a conveyer belt. He didn't know how long
that would last, so he said, “Come on, Ginny,” before getting on and riding up the mucky slide.

When he reached the top and was back in the bathroom, he found the ghost of a girl with glasses
watching him. “What are you doing in my bathroom? You're a boy and this is the girls'
lavatory!”

“I'm, um, sorry to have disturbed you. I'll be, um, leaving in a minute.” He was
relieved to see Ginny arrive.

“You're here, too!” shrieked the ghost. “I know! Let's all have a party in Moaning
Myrtle's toilet! She won't care!” She then dove into a toilet, causing it to flush as she
disappeared.

“That was a…unique ghost,” said Harry.

“I g-guess so,” Ginny agreed.

Taking a deep breath, Harry said, “We'd best get going. I'd imagine my aunt, along with
most of the teachers, is in the hospital wing.”

“Wh-what happened?” Ginny asked fearfully.

As gently as he could, Harry explained what had occurred from the time she was possessed as they
made their way to the hospital wing. She was devastated to hear she'd used the killing curse,
even if it was on a rooster. As they approached their destination, the headmistress' voice
carried.

“I don't care what you say, Poppy, I'm going to join the search for my nephew!”

“But you've got a concussion! You won't be any help if you…”

“I think I can resolve this argument,” said Harry from the doorway, grinning broadly. “I'll
find myself.”

“Harry!” shouted Minerva, as well as Hermione and Padma, who were also in hospital beds, along
with a few Gryffindors who'd been nearby. The heads of house were in there as well, surrounding
the headmistress' bed.

Hermione's face turned frightened as she noticed Harry's companion. “Harry, is
G-Ginny…”

“Ginny's not possessed anymore,” said Harry firmly, “but could probably use Madam
Pomfrey's help.”

At that moment, a distraught-looking middle-aged couple with red hair came bursting into the
room. The woman looked around until her eyes rested on the girl who was obviously her daughter.
“Ginny?! Professor Sinistra said you were…missing. That you…” At that moment the little girl ran
into her mum's arms crying.

“I'm sorry! Tom made me! I…”

As Molly Weasley hugged her daughter tightly, she asked, “What happened?” Ginny started crying
again.

“I was just about to examine Miss Weasley for injuries,” interrupted Madam Pomfrey, “and I
believe that Mr. McGonagall was about to explain what happened. You may wish to listen to what he
has to say.” She was gesturing toward Harry in her effort to get them to

“McGonagall?” Arthur asked, looking between Harry and Minerva.

“Yes,” the headmistress answered. “Harry is my nephew's son and has just brought Ginny
back.” Looking at him, she said, “These are Arthur and Molly Weasley - Ginny's parents.”

“It's good to meet you,” said Arthur, looking at the filthy 12-year-old with curiosity and
gratitude. He shook his hand. “It appears that we owe you our gratitude.” Molly also shook
Harry's hand and thanked him for bringing Ginny back.

As Poppy examined the youngest Weasley, Harry told his story of what happened beginning with
Ginny's unusual behavior leading them to confront Ginny in the Gryffindor common room until
they left the Chamber of Secrets, leaving out the part about wearing an invisibility cloak to
follow her. At different times, Molly looked like she wanted to interrupt, but Arthur stopped her
with a pat on her hand.

When Harry was finished, Minerva said, “Well, I believe that I promised Miss Granger a reward
for special services to the school since her theory about Slytherin's monster being a basilisk
turned out to be true.” Hermione blushed. “I also believe that Harry is entitled to one for ridding
us of that beast.”

“Thanks,” he managed.

“I also think that fifty points to Ravenclaw is in order.” Flitwick nodded approvingly at
Minerva's statement.

“Regarding Miss Weasley, no punishment will be given. Older and more experienced wizards than
her have been hoodwinked by He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named.” She sighed. “However, there are many
witnesses to the incident in her common room, and we can't obliviate them all. Therefore, I
believe that the only way to stop the rumors that are probably already spreading is to tell
everyone the truth at dinner tonight.”

Arthur nodded sadly. “I suppose so. We'll tell Ginny.”

“Very well,” said Minerva. “I will also announce that the restrictions will now be lifted since
Slytherin's monster has been defeated. I believe that Professor LaVelle may wish to harvest the
basilisk for potion ingredients.”

Harry looked a bit shocked before saying, “She'll claim I simply got tired of sending the
basilisk to petrify muggle-borns, and that's why I killed it.”

“It's either her or I call Mr. Snape,” she threatened, causing Harry to pale. “I just
don't want the parts wasted.” With a genuine smile, she added, “I'll bet you can make a
great deal of money from selling it.”

“Alright, I'll take you and Professor LaVelle down there, but I don't want to watch you
cut that thing open.”

“I would like to assist,” came Hermione's voice from the bed she was lying in, causing both
Harry and Minnie to turn to face her. “Especially if I can get extra credit.”

-

The next week passed happily as the students were once again free to roam the halls without
supervision. Minerva had told all the students that Ginny Weasley had been bewitched and requested
that no one press her to talk about it. Most students seemed to accept that explanation of
Ginny's actions, but a few didn't. Draco Malfoy had been caught harassing her by Professor
Sinistra and lost ten points from Slytherin and got a detention.

Quidditch was resumed, so the Ravenclaw and Slytherin teams got as much practice in as possible
in anticipation of the game that would be held that Saturday. After one night, the only people left
in the hospital wing were the petrified victims, who wouldn't be cured for nearly two months
because the Mandrakes weren't mature yet.

Plans were made for an excursion into the Chamber of Secrets for the day after the upcoming
match, so that it wouldn't interfere with the much needed practice. As Bradley was now
petrified, he would not be able to play Chaser for the Ravenclaw team, so Michelle replaced him
with Hermione for that game. She was both nervous and excited as Harry tried to encourage her.

“I know you'll be great!” he asserted. “You've really gotten good, and your Nimbus 2001
is better than anything the snakes have.”

“But what if I get nervous and freeze up?”

Harry smiled at his best friend. “I doubt that'll happen.”

“But I'll be in front of so many people…”

“Does that make you forget answers in class when you're called on?”

She blushed. “Well, no, but it's more…”

“It wouldn't matter if it was a million people in class. You'd still get the right
answer. Now, the right answer is catching, passing and scoring with the Quaffle.”

“I suppose,” she said, noncommittally.

“Whatever happens, I'll be proud of you.”

-

“Welcome to the Ravenclaw versus Slytherin match!” announced Lee Jordan, “Our first game since
Quidditch has resumed!” The crowd cheered loudly. “And here come the Ravenclaws! At the front of
the line is the lovely Michelle Hamilton - sorry Headmistress - captain and Chaser, followed by
Roger Davies - Chaser - and Hermione Granger - reserve Chaser replacing Sean Bradley in her debut
game. The list went on until he finally said, “and Harry McGonagall - Seeker!” to tremendous
applause.

“And now, the Slytherin team!” There were more boo's than cheers as all the players from
Captain/Chaser Marcus Flint to Seeker Terrence Higgs were announced. Harry grinned when he saw
Michelle holding her own in the ridiculous pre-game handshake. He even chuckled afterwards when
Flint flexed his fingers as though they were slightly hurt. Madam Hooch gave her usual `clean
game' speech, and the balls were released.

Harry flew his Lightning Bolt high in the air and began his quest for the Snitch, glancing at
the action whenever he could.

“And Michelle Hamilton has just stolen the Quaffle right out of Flint's slimy hands! Sorry,
Headmistress,” said Lee as he sat next to Aunt Minnie, who refused to give up her position of
keeping the commentary as unbiased as possible. “What! That filthy Slytherin cheat! Flint's
just punched Hamilton in the face, making her drop the Quaffle. Her boyfriend's gonna be paying
Flint a visit after the game. Madam Hooch…has actually called a penalty on Slytherin. Sorry,
Professor. I'm just not used to it yet.”

Harry laughed at Jordan's comment as he looked at Michelle in concern, noticing that she was
already forming a black eye. He gripped his broom tightly as he felt himself get angry. Even if he
was mostly over his crush, he was fond of his captain, even if she didn't understand why he had
to beat Draco up. He watched her make the penalty shot she was given, easily winning more points.
He then resumed his search for the evasive Snitch, which had yet to show itself.

A half-hour into the game, Jordan announced, “And Granger now has the Quaffle! She avoids one
Bludger. The other barely grazes her shoulder as she continues toward the Slytherin hoops.”

Harry glanced at his friend and saw her determined face as she faked out the Keeper until Lee
shouted, “She scores! The game is sixty to thirty with Ravenclaw in the lead.” With Madam Hooch
actually giving Slytherin penalties, their complete lack of Quidditch skills was showing up more
and more. It was at that moment Harry noticed Padma holding a banner that depicted an eagle with a
snake in its beak. He grinned and moved his gaze to finally see the Snitch on the other side of the
pitch - about ten feet behind Higgins. He did the only thing he could and dove toward the ground in
the middle of the pitch.

“It looks like McGonagall has seen the Snitch! Higgs is trying to catch up. McGonagall avoids a
Bludger, slowing down a bit. Higgs is near him.” Harry noticed the other Bludger was headed toward
him, and that he was directly between Higgs and that Bludger, and took his chance. At the last
second he pulled up out of the way and toward the actual location of the winged ball. He heard the
THUD of the Bludger ramming Higgs. “The Slytherins hit their own Seeker with a Bludger! He barely
stayed on his broom! It looks like McGonagall's heading another direction. Was that a feint?
Higgs is finally following Harry as he reaches out his hand. McGonagall got the Snitch! Ravenclaw
wins two-hundred ten to thirty! The Slytherins are out of the running for the House cup!”

All the Ravenclaw players flew together to congratulate themselves. Harry found an ecstatic
Hermione and shouted, “I knew you'd do great!”

-

Even though in truth, Hermione had only scored one of the six goals the team had made, she still
felt great about it. She knew that Bradley would've done better if he hadn't been
petrified, but she really felt that she was part of the team - more than she had before. When
they'd exited the changing rooms, she hugged Harry in her excitement.

“I actually scored!”

With a huge smile, he said, “I never had a doubt in my mind!”

-

The next morning, the school, and specifically the Ravenclaw team, was still talking about the
game when Harry, Hermione, Headmistress McGonagall and Professor LaVelle left breakfast to head
toward the Chamber of Secrets. The Potions teacher had agreed to help in exchange for being able to
keep some of the rare items they were removing from the basilisk. Harry was uncomfortable revealing
his Parseltongue ability to the teacher who had accused him of being the Heir of Slytherin and had
talked it over with his aunt, who came up with a solution. After they went into Moaning
Myrtle's bathroom, Minerva took out her wand.

“I'm sorry, Sharon, Hermione, but I really don't want anyone else to learn the password,
so I'd appreciate it if you'll allow me to cast a spell on you to prevent you from hearing
it. Harry already knows it since he followed Ginny, but has promised not to reveal it to anyone.
Also, once the spell is cast, would you please turn around so you can't read lips?”

Hermione had been warned about this and cooperated immediately, while Professor LaVelle seemed
irritated, but allowed the spell to be cast on her. Harry hissed the word, “Open,” in snake
language, and watched as the sinks moved apart. Minerva cancelled the spell on the others and they
watched, fascinated by what they were seeing.

Before anyone could comment, Harry jumped down the hole and disappeared from view. They'd
all been warned about the slimy entrance and had appropriately dressed in old rags they didn't
mind getting dirty.

Grinning, Harry commented, “If we slide down that a few more times, it'll probably be
clean,” after the rest landed.

“I do not believe zat I would like to make a habit of zis,” said LaVelle.

“Nor I,” agreed Aunt Minnie.

Harry took the lead and began walking. “Since there was no choice,” he said, “I decided that
this must have been the way she went.”

“Makes sense,” commented Hermione.

“Oh, by the way,” said the Headmistress, “I told Albus Dumbledore about what we were doing, and
he requested certain items.”

“Oh?” asked Harry, not sure what to think.

“I told him that it was up to you, Harry, since you located and killed the basilisk, but that
I'd recommend that you sell him what he wants at a discount.”

Harry grinned at the idea of making a profit from selling this to the former headmaster, but he
did realize that Dumbledore could make a lot of trouble for him if he wanted. “What does he
want?”

“I've got a small list here, but the main thing he requested is five liters of basilisk
venom.”

“Fine,” agreed Harry just as they walked over the old snake skin. “Do you think this is worth
anything?”

“Possibly,” said Sharon. “Ve might as well take it along.” She then took off her backpack and
they stuffed it inside. Harry happily noted that it was bottomless, so it would be able to carry
everything.

When they reached the door, Aunt Minnie used the same silencing spell to prevent LaVelle from
finding out Harry spoke Parseltongue and they entered the chamber. It already stank in there from
the rotting corpse.

The Potions teacher muttered what Harry believed to be a French expletive and turned to him.
“You faced zis beast by yourzelf and zlew it? You are very brave and did not deserve ze treatment I
`ave given you. I apologize for accusing you.”

Harry wasn't entirely sure if he wanted to forgive her or not, but at the same time, she was
one of his teachers and did teach Potions very well. He sighed. “I guess I can forgive you, but why
wouldn't you believe me?”

“I zaw you pointing your wand at ze cat,” she began, before lowering her head. “Zat iz not true.
Zat iz not why I inzizted. I…”

“What is it, Sharon?” asked McGonagall, now looking somewhere between concerned and angry.

“Mizter Malfoy threatened my family if I did not cooperate. He zaid zat there would be
*occuranzes* at `ogwartz, and zat I waz to bring suspicion on `arry McGonagall.”

“He what!?” shouted Harry. “I knew he was behind it!”

“He zaid it would disgrace ze Headmiztress.” She began sobbing as she looked at Harry. “You made
it easy when I caught you the first time.”

“I suppose so,” agreed Harry, “but how did you know…”

“When zere waz an attack? After each attack, a note would appear in my quarterz, zo I would
hurry zer. You always zeemed to arrive before me. How?”

Harry exchanged a look between his aunt and his best friend. “I'm sorry.
I…somehow…sensed…when an attack occurred.” It wasn't a lie. Hearing was one of the five
senses.

LaVelle looked at him in awe. “Are you a seer?”

Harry did his best to stop the smile from appearing on his face, but Hermione didn't try to
hide hers. “I don't think so,” said Harry. “I'm not planning on taking Divination,
either.”

“Perhaps you should,” the teacher insisted. “You may have ze gift.” LaVelle really looked
excited. “True seers are very rare.”

Harry tried to think of a way to convince the woman he wasn't a seer without revealing that
he was a Parselmouth, but couldn't think of any. Instead, he changed the subject. “I believe
that we're here because that snake needs to be dissected.”

Sharon shrugged her shoulders. “I guess we'll get to it, but thiz isn't over.” As she
reached into her bag for tools, Harry walked back outside the room and took one of his textbooks
out to read. He'd have brought the Animagus book he was nearly done with, but he was afraid
LaVelle would see it. He lit up his wand and started reading, doing his best not to think of the
bloody business going on in the next room.

-

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21. The Quidditch Cup
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Harry Potter and all characters, etc. belong to J.K. Rowling, not me.

**Harry McGonagall** **- Chapter 21 -** **The Quidditch Cup**

“I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU DID THAT!” shouted Cindy McGonagall through her mirror at Harry. Both
he and Aunt Minnie had put off telling his parents about the Chamber of Secrets business, but the
truth had finally come out in a conversation between his mom and his aunt a few minutes before.
Harry hadn't even gotten any warning before his mom called him. She had just finished allowing
him to explain his side of the story. He was currently alone in C.A.R.E. headquarters. “You
could've been killed! You promised not to use that cloak to get in dangerous situation!”

“No, I didn't,” answered Harry. “I promised not to use it to go somewhere students
weren't allowed. I did not wear it in the Chamber of Secrets.”

“That's just a technicality,” she countered. Harry noticed that her face was getting
pink.

Standing his ground, Harry responded calmly, “If I hadn't done it, then Ginny Weasley, an
eleven-year-old girl, would be dead right now, and a younger version of Voldemort would be back.
He'd have probably attacked the school from the inside and killed every muggle-born here.
He'd probably have included me in that number. I'm not going to apologize for saving
lives.”

His mom took a deep breath, obviously trying to calm herself. “I understand that you didn't
have time to call anyone else, and I suppose it was the right thing to do, but you could have
easily been killed. Promise me you won't do that again.”

With a cheeky grin, Harry said, “I promise I won't follow a possessed Ginny Weasley into the
Chamber of Secrets ever again.”

Making a face at her son, Cindy rebutted, “Promise me you won't purposely go into dangerous
situations again.”

Harry sighed. He knew he couldn't lie to his mother properly. “I can't promise that.”
His mom opened her mouth to reply, but he cut her off. “I do promise that if I can, I'll get
proper help. However, in that situation, I didn't have time. It was our one chance and I took
it, and I don't regret it.”

She sighed. “I wonder if that's just part of being Harry Potter. Aunt Minnie said there was
a prophecy about you and Voldemort.”

“I doubt that. Unless it says something like, `*The Dark Lord
w**o**n**'**t leave Harry Potter alone until one of them kills the
other*,' then I think it's just coincidence.”

His mom giggled for a moment. “I suppose not.”

“Then we're alright,” said Harry. “I'm not in trouble?”

“I guess not, but please, please be careful for the rest of the year.”

“Okay,” agreed Harry. “Bye.”

“I love you,” she said.

“Loveyoutoo,” he muttered before deactivating the mirror.

He had just put it back in his pocket when the door opened. The last person he ever expected was
standing there with large glasses that made her eyes look huge and shawls. Harry faintly detected
the aroma of cooking sherry in the air. He knew who she was, but before he could say anything, she
focused on him with an obviously fake vacant expression on her face. “My dear boy, the inner-eye
has told me that that you are about to make a *grave mistake*. It has shown me that you
possess the sight, but are considering letting this precious gift go to waste.” She sighed in a
melodramatic way, putting her hand on her forehead before continuing. “I see that *someone* in
your family has turned you away from the noble art, but you must see *beyond* her prejudices
and realize that she only doubts because she *envies* your gift granted by fate and wishes
your soul to be as dry and shriveled up as hers.”

Harry didn't know whether to burst out laughing or to take offense at the jab Trelawney had
taken at his aunt. Instead, he decided to go with the truth. “In other words, Professor LaVelle has
informed you that she thinks I have that gift and you're trying to persuade me to sign up for
Divination.” Deciding to be friendly, he added, “It's good to meet you, by the way, Professor
Trelawney.” He stood up and offered her his hand.

She nervously shook his hand with both of hers as she said, “Dear boy, I have foreseen that you
and your loved ones will be in *grave* *danger* and won't be warned of it unless you
learn to channel your inner eye and have merely come to offer my services to begin your instruction
in the noble art next year.” She looked at him closely, as though examining him. “Your aura is
pulsing. You need to learn to use your great gift. With proper instruction, you could almost be as
great a seer as I.”

Controlling his expression so that he wasn't smirking at her, he responded in a most serious
tone of voice, “But you've also foreseen that I won't be taking the class either,
haven't you.”

“Your future is clouded,” she rebuffed. “You yet have time to turn away from your grave error. I
shall leave you to contemplate your future, dear boy.” With that said, she turned around and walked
away. Harry got up and looked out the window, and once the Divination Professor was well out of
earshot, he started laughing. He couldn't wait to tell his friends about this.

-

All Harry's friends and family were amused at Trelawney's attempt to get him to sign up
for her course, although Hermione seemed a bit disillusioned about the subject, or at least that
professor, after hearing the story.

“She actually pretended that she'd *perceived* that you had the gift?” Hermione
clarified.

“Exactly. She wouldn't just admit that LaVelle told her so. She told about how not taking
the course would be a *dreadful* mistake.”

“Maybe I won't sign up for Divination,” Hermione muttered.

“I know I'm not. Even if I'd planned on it before - which I didn't - I wouldn't
now because she'd put a lot more pressure on me since I'm supposed to have the
*gift*.” He then paused. “Hold on. You were actually planning to sign up for that course?”

“Yes,” she replied. “I was going to sign up for all the courses.”

He stared at his best friend for about ten seconds. “You do know that there's a limit to how
many classes we can take, don't you? I'll be taking Care of Magical Creatures, Arithmancy
and Ancient Runes, and that's the most elective courses you're allowed.”

“But I'll still want to take Muggle Studies,” she argued.

“We've helped *teach* Muggle Studies,” he replied in exasperation.

“But…”

“You can buy their book and take the O.W.L. in fifth-year without taking the class, Hermione.
That's what I'm planning to do. It should be quite easy for anyone who's lived as a
muggle.”

She sighed, looking defeated. “I suppose you're right.”

He grinned. “Of course I am. Besides,” he added, “in order to attend all those classes you'd
have to find a way to be two places at once.”

-

It was a few days later that the preparations were completed for the prank on Draco Malfoy. It
involved finding out the scheduled lessons in Herbology and brewing a particularly difficult
potion, not to mention Harry's wonderful cloak.

Normally, Draco Malfoy would show up in the Great Hall for breakfast at about the same time as
Harry, Hermione and Padma. However, this particular Tuesday morning, Padma arrived alone - or so it
appeared. With his shoes silenced and under his cloak, Harry walked in the room right behind her.
Hermione was preparing her portion of the prank. Harry sneaked over to the Slytherin table, right
behind where Draco was sitting. He was holding a vial with a liquid the same color and texture of
pumpkin juice and was waiting for the right moment.

Suddenly, there was a loud noise at the main entrance. Everybody except Harry turned to watch
the magical fireworks Hermione had charmed flying around. Harry's hand became visible for about
5 seconds as he poured the contents of his vial into Draco's drink. He then sneaked out of the
hall and up one flight of stairs. He ducked into a bathroom and pulled off his cloak, stuffing it
in his schoolbag inside a special hidden pocket he'd made for that purpose with Hermione's
help. That way, if he ever got searched, they wouldn't find his prized family heirloom. He then
went to the sink and wet his hair so to create the right appearance - like he'd just gotten out
of the shower. He ran out of that room, down the stairs and into the Great Hall, arriving about ten
minutes before breakfast was over.

While panting a bit, he sat down between Padma and Hermione (who'd arrived right after he
left). “Overslept,” he declared loudly enough so that most of the people around him could hear.
“Did I miss anything?” he asked with an innocent expression as he piled food on his plate.

While he was eating as fast as he could, Padma answered, “I was just telling Hermione that
someone set off a few fireworks just before she got here.”

“I was in the library,” Hermione said, “and lost track of time.”

“Probably Fred and George,” he said between bites. “I'm sorry I missed that.”

“Me, too,” said Hermione.

Harry glanced over at the Slytherin table to see that Draco had just finished his glass of
pumpkin juice. Phase one was complete.

-

It was actually very difficult for Harry to concentrate on Transfiguration right after
breakfast, even while observing Padma staring admiringly at Assistant Professor Matthew Shapon as
he went through the lesson on turning small animals into footrests. Most of the Ravenclaw and
Gryffindor class had been loaned a gerbil for the lesson, but Harry noticed that a few, like Ron
Weasley, had brought their pets. Harry and Padma were able to change his gerbil on the second try,
while Hermione took only one try. Neville got it the third or fourth try, but by the end of class,
all that it seemed Weasley had accomplished was stretching out his rat to the shape of a Frisbee,
obviously terrifying it. The poor thing had even peed on Ron in the process, causing him to yell in
shock, losing a point from Gryffindor.

Finally, class got over and they marched to the greenhouses for Herbology with Slytherin. Harry
was looking forward to this class, and his reason had nothing to do with academics. The trio went
to a table with Michael Corner for the practical lesson.

“Why are you three looking at the door?” he asked a minute after they sat down.

Harry looked at him with an innocent expression. “No reason. We're just being
observant.”

Padma added, “You should be observant, too, especially of Malfoy when he starts pruning his
Abyssinian shrivelfigs.”

With a mischievous grin, Michael said, “I'll do that.”

No sooner had he said that when the object of their discussion strutted into the classroom
flanked, as usual, but Crabbe and Goyle. Harry had to stop himself from laughing too soon. As
predicted, Sprout told them to start pruning the new plant. Being very visible, Harry, Hermione and
Padma got up and walked toward the Professor.

“May I help you?” she asked.

“Yes,” said Hermione. “We had a question about…”

While the trio was standing next to Professor Sprout, Draco Malfoy was grabbing an armful of
withered stalks before suddenly dropping them and yelling, “Wha….” While everybody in the room
watched, his skin turned green and his hair turned into leaves. Small apricots budded from his
fingernails and his nose morphed into a banana.

The whole class burst out laughing, although Crabbe and Goyle stopped with one glare from their
leader. It was obvious that even Professor Sprout was having a hard time not laughing as she said,
“You will all continue working while I escort Mr. Malfoy to the hospital wing. Miss Granger,
you're in charge.”

Malfoy stayed that way for two days. Although no one ever accused the trio, Aunt Minnie winked
at Harry the next time she saw him.

-

Time continued to press forward, and before he knew it, Harry was sitting in the Quidditch
stands with the Ravenclaws in their study group. It was the eighth of May, and Gryffindor would be
playing Hufflepuff.

“Welcome to the Quidditch match between Gryffindor and Hufflepuff!” announced Lee Jordan
happily. “Of course, no matter what happens Gryffindor will be in the final match next month.
Sorry, Professor. Here comes the Gryffindor team.” Harry joined in the cheering as Lee continued.
“Captain and Keeper - Oliver Wood! Those unbeatable Beaters - Fred and George Weasley!” Harry
cheered loudly for his friends. “The Chasers - the lovely Angelina Johnson, who still won't go
out with me. Sorry, Professor. Katie Bell, and replacing Alicia Spinnet in his debut game - Dean
Thomas. Finally, Gryffindor's undefeated Seeker - Ginny Weasley!” Harry and his friends cheered
once more. He had been concerned about her since the Chamber incident, but she seemed to have
bounced back, and was smiling brightly as she flew to her position.

The Hufflepuff team was announced, including the Seeker - Cedric Diggory. Harry watched the two
captains shake hands. The Hufflepuff captain was a seventh-year, and the rumor was that Cedric
would most likely be the new captain next year. The balls were released, and the game began.

“Angelina Johnson has got the Quaffle. She flies under Cadwallader and passes to Katie Bell. She
approaches the goals. She shoots. It's good! Gryffindor leads ten-nothing!”

Harry cheered before turning his attention to the two Seekers when Hermione observed, “Ginny
looks very small next to Cedric.”

“But she looks a lot more determined,” commented Padma.

“Actually,” said Harry, “her smaller size gives her an advantage over Diggory.”

“That explains why you get the Snitch then,” teased Hermione. Harry stuck his tongue out at her
and turned his attention back to the Seekers. They were both hovering around the field in search of
the evasive tiny golden Snitch.

Harry's attention was drawn away from them when he heard Jordan say, “Katie passes the
Quaffle to Thomas - who drops the ball! Hufflepuff Chaser Wayne Hopkins caught it and is heading
toward the Gryffindor goals. I hope Wood is ready for him. Sorry, Professor.” Harry was one of the
few people at Hogwarts who knew that secretly, his aunt enjoyed the way that Lee would show bias
toward Gryffindor, and that she wasn't really mad at him. She just had to maintain her image of
being strict.

“Parvati says that Dean was just recruited for the game a few days ago,” commented Padma. “Wood
doesn't have a reserve team that practices, so I can't blame Thomas for not being very
good.”

Harry nodded and watched as Hopkins was about to shoot the Quaffle toward the goal. Oliver was
ready for him. Instead, Wayne threw the ball over his shoulder to Cadwallader, performing a perfect
reverse pass just before a Bludger sent by Fred or George hit him. Cadwallader then threw the
Quaffle through a hoop before Wood realized he had the ball.

“That was another lucky shot!” declared Lee Jordan while the Hufflepuff supporters were
celebrating loudly. “The score is now sixty-twenty, in favor of Hufflepuff.” Harry wondered how
even Lee could believe that move was accidental. The Puff's had obviously been practicing, and
at the same time, the Gryffindor Chasers were no longer a well-oiled scoring machine without Alicia
Spinnet.

The game went on for another hour, with Dean Thomas' fumbles, combined with the
Hufflepuff's hard work causing the point spread to keep widening. The score was 210 to 50 in
Hufflepuff's favor when Lee announced, “It looks like Ginny Weasley has seen the Snitch!”

Harry knew it was true. He could see it now, and had seen it about a half-hour before, but he
was the only one. Ginny had seen it before Cedric and was therefore ahead of him. She reached out
her hand and Jordan announced, “Weasley has caught the Snitch, but Hufflepuff wins.”

“He sounded sad when he said that,” commented Luna. “There must be Wincrupts hovering above his
head.”

“That must be it,” replied Harry. “Either that, or he's not happy Gryffindor lost the
game.”

Luna looked introspective. “I suppose that's a possibility.”

-

The next day, Harry, Hermione, Ginny and Neville were walking in the halls of Hogwarts toward
the library. They'd just left the rest of the study group in C.A.R.E. Headquarters listening to
music.

“You did a good job in the game yesterday, Ginny,” said Harry.

“Thanks, but we still lost.”

“That wasn't your fault,” said Neville. “It was Dean's.”

“The point is that you got the Snitch,” said Hermione.

She shrugged her shoulders. “I suppose. Either way, we'll be facing each other for the final
game, Harry.”

He grinned at her. “And then you'll prove that you're the second-best Seeker in the
school.”

She frowned, but before she could say anything, a slightly nasal voice came from behind them.
“Well, if it isn't the mudblood, son-of-a-squib, squib, and psycho,” said Draco, indicating
Hermione, Harry, Neville and Ginny respectively. He was flanked by Crabbe and Goyle, as usual.

Harry touched his mirror and whispered, “Minerva McGonagall,” before turning around. “I thought
I already taught you a lesson in manners, Malfoy. Do you need a refresher?”

Draco snorted as though that were a joke. Dumb and Dumber laughed. “You're the one who gets
in trouble. Your stupid aunt wants to make sure no one thinks she's showing favoritism. She
should realize that a filthy son-of-a-squib needs all the help they can get.”

Harry glared at his nemesis, while whispering the command to release a wand into his left hand -
just in case. He kept it out of sight as Draco turned to Hermione. “Well, *filthy* mudblood,
do you think you can do anything to me? Father says he should use his influence to have mudbloods,
squibs and their children kicked out of Hogwarts.”

Hermione said, “That is the only way you'd be a top student,” causing Harry, Ginny and
Neville to laugh.

Ginny said, “If squibs are kicked out, then you'll be the first three to go.”

Draco glared, but before he could answer, Harry asked, “Isn't your father busy with his
elf-abuse problem?”

“No, you filthy Squib-spawn! We've got new elves now, but it cost a lot of money, and
we're going to take it out of your hide.” Malfoy, Crabbe and Goyle drew their wands, although
the latter two were holding the wrong ends and pointing the handles at Harry's friends.

“You'll do no such thing!” shouted Headmistress McGonagall from behind the Slytherins. “One
hundred points from Slytherin! I will NOT tolerate prejudiced behavior at this school!” Harry
grinned when he saw her standing next to Lucus Cleanaway, the man who'd been doing Filch's
job ever since he'd been petrified. His long, blonde hair was in a ponytail and his moustache
was as bushy as ever. He looked very angry and was glaring at Draco. Harry knew the man was strict
and was very prejudiced against bigots.

“Your nephew's been threatening us,” countered Malfoy.

“We've been observing your entire conversation, Mr. Malfoy. I'll take another ten points
for lying.” She turned to Crabbe and Goyle. “All three of you will serve a week of detentions with
Mr. Cleanaway, cleaning toilets the muggle way!”

“But…” argued Draco, looking angry. “When my father hears…”

“Perhaps I should give the whole board of governors, not just your father, a copy of our
memories of this event,” she interrupted. “Then they can decide what to do with you. I will NOT
tolerate you starting trouble anymore, and would be more than happy to expel you if I catch you
behaving like this again. Is that clear?”

Draco's ears were pink. “Yes, ma'am,” he hissed. “May I go?”

“Yes, Mr. Malfoy. Mr. Cleanaway will pick you up from the Slytherin dormitory later tonight.

Once the Slytherins were gone, Minnie said, “Alerting me through your mirror was an excellent
idea. Five points to Ravenclaw.”

-

When the 30th of May arrived, the mandrakes were finally mature, so Professor LaVelle
made the potion needed to revive all of the basilisk victims. While most were happily reuniting
with their friends, Mr. Filch was packing, while telling Mrs. Norris how unfair the Headmistress
was in firing him so that some wizard can wave his wand around the castle - never getting it truly
clean. He was even overheard mentioning how he'd like to hang the whole McGonagall family by
its thumbs before walking out the door. Although they wondered what Filch would do now, most of the
students - including Harry - couldn't help but cheer when they realized they'd never have
to put up with Filch and Mrs. Norris again. Brianna told him that she was happy she'd never
have to meet the man if he was half as foul as her brother had described. “It sounds like you and
Aunt Minnie have really cleaned up the school for me,” she commented. “Now I'm looking forward
to going this year.”

-

The next week passed quickly, with all the Quidditch practice that Michelle put the team
through. From what Harry heard, the Gryffindor team was on the pitch whenever the Ravenclaw team
wasn't. Both were preparing for the match that Saturday. The next week would be final
exams.

Another thing of note that happened that week was that they signed up for their third-year
electives. The whole trio signed up for Care of Magical Creatures, Arithmancy and Ancient Runes.
They also finished the Animagi book, and after looking at their final chapter summaries, Professor
McGonagall agreed to give them lessons starting in September, warning them not to try anything
until then.

-

“Welcome, everyone, to the Quidditch Final - Gryffindor versus Ravenclaw!” announced Lee,
causing the crowd to cheer. “This match will determine who wins the Quidditch Cup.
Here's…Gryffindor! Captain and Keeper - Oliver Wood! Chasers - The lovely Angelina Johnson,
Alicia Spinnet and Katie Bell - together again! Sorry, Professor. Those Unbeatable Beaters - Fred
and George Weasley, and their sister - Seeker Ginny Weasley!”

The crowd cheered loudly, and when the applause had settled, Jordan announced the Ravenclaw team
and mentioned that both Seekers were undefeated, but that would change this match. This time there
were no reserves playing, so Hermione was on the bench in her uniform, sitting next to Cho and
cheering the team on.

It was a brutal match - not from cheating like Slytherins, but from how everyone was playing.
Every person out there wanted the Quidditch Cup - that much was obvious. Harry knew this was
Michelle's last year at Hogwarts, so she wanted it more than most. She, along with Roger Davies
and Sean Bradley, were working together as a well-oiled scoring machine against Gryffindor's
equally well-oiled scoring machine of Katie, Alicia and Angelina. Both sets of Beaters were giving
their all, but Harry hated to admit that the Weasley twins were just a bit better than the ones on
his team. He figured it had something to do with them being twins. He hovered above the pitch in
search of the Snitch, knowing that the game may very well come down to the Seekers. He found
himself near his rival - Ginny.

“It's about time we got to play against each other,” she commented.

“Yeah,” he agreed while still looking around the pitch. “It'll be fun grabbing the Snitch
right when you think you have it.”

“In your dreams,” she said. “We may be friends, but I am not letting you win.”

“Who said anything about letting me win?” he asked, looking offended. “I'm going to beat you
fair and square, and then everyone will know that you're the second-best Seeker at
Hogwarts.”

“Keep telling yourself that,” she said, sounding like she was talking down to him. Instead of
responding, Harry's face took on a look of concentration and he dove toward the ground. Ginny
followed him, amazed that she could keep up with his newer broom.

“It looks like McGonagall has seen the Snitch!”

Harry had a grin on his face as he performed the Wronski Feint, making sure not to go so fast
that he'd pull up before Ginny reached the ground. However, about half-way down, she stopped
and started speeding toward Gryffindor's hoops.

“Was McGonagall trying to fool Weasley? If he was, it's backfired. I think she's found
the Snitch!”

Harry heard that and immediately pulled up and pushed his broom to the limit, heading in the
direction she was going until he passed her. He was almost to the hoops when he realized that he
couldn't see the golden ball anywhere. He turned around to see Ginny hovering above the pitch,
laughing at him.

While he flew back into his searching position, Lee said, “It looks like Weasley was pulling a
feint of her own. Good one, Ginny! Sorry, Professor.” Harry muttered a few words his aunt
wouldn't approve of as he tried ignoring the smirk Ginny was giving him.

At this point, the score was 60 to 80, in favor of Gryffindor. Fred and George had stopped a few
of Ravenclaw's Chasers with well-timed Bludgers. Both Keepers were good, but so were all the
Chasers. Harry watched as Alicia stole the Quaffle from Roger, only to have it stolen back by
Michelle.

Finally, Harry spotted the Snitch on the other side of the pitch. He glanced at Ginny, who was
closer, and saw that she'd noticed it as well. He decided that it was time to see just how good
his broom was as he accelerated toward the winged-ball, starting at the same moment as Ginny.

“I don't think this is a feint,” announced Lee. “Whoever catches the Snitch will win the
Quidditch Cup for their team. McGonagall is gaining on Weasley. Will she reach it in time?”

Harry heard Oliver yell for Ginny to elbow him when her fingertips were a few feet from the
Snitch. She did, causing what would probably become a bruise in his right arm, but slowed down in
the process. Harry managed to get past her and grabbed the Snitch, pulling it out of the air just
before the Weasley girl reached it. The crowd went wild as he threw his hand in the air.

Lee didn't seem very enthusiastic when he announced, “Harry McGonagall has caught the
Snitch. Ravenclaw wins the cup.”

While he was flying toward his team to celebrate, he noticed Ginny fly to her captain and start
telling him off for suggesting she elbow Harry. She was obviously sure that was the only reason she
hadn't caught the elusive ball. He had to admit that it looked funny to see a tall
6th-year cowering away from a short 1st-year.

He found himself suddenly engulfed in a hug that lasted a second. He finally realized it was
Michelle when she left to hug someone else. He then noticed a member of the reserve team flying
toward him and prepared for the hug this time. Hermione held the hug for about five seconds, and
when she let go, they both were blushing and looking down.

“G-Great catch,” she muttered before flying off toward the others. He did the same. Before long,
the whole team - reserves included - was in a huge group hug. When they separated, the captain flew
toward Aunt Minnie. There were tears in Michelle's eyes when she took the cup from the
Headmistress. He noticed Professor Flitwick nearby jumping up and down like a maniac, all dignity
forgotten.

Before he landed, Ginny approached him on her broom, looking calmer. She held out her hand to
him. “You beat me fair and square. I guess no one won our bet.”

He shook her hand while responding, “I think you would've gotten it if you hadn't
listened to that Keeper, too.”

“I'll know better next year,” she said before flying away toward her changing room. There
was a party in Ravenclaw Tower that night.

-

Exam week went well, without any surprises for the study group. Without Snape cheating,
Slytherin got the lowest house points and Ravenclaw won the House Cup in addition to the Quidditch
Cup. On the last day of term, Aunt Minnie told Harry, “I have managed to acquire a dozen tickets
for the August 9th match in Le Mans between the Quiberon Quafflepunchers from France and
the Sweetwater All-Stars from Texas. I've spoken to your parents as well as your closest
friends' parents. Our family, the Grangers and the Patils, including Parvati from Gryffindor,
are going.”

-

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22. American Summer
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Harry Potter and all characters, etc. belong to J.K. Rowling, not me.

**Harry McGonagall** **- Chapter 22 -** **American Summer**

“I just realized,” said Harry sadly as he stepped out of the main gate of Hogwarts, “that this
is the last time that this castle will be my shelter from Brianna.” He had his school trunk in one
hand and Hedwig's cage in another. The snowy owl did not look happy to be caged up like that,
but Harry had to keep her with him so she'd get to America. All the other students were
similarly loaded down with luggage.

Hermione, who was walking next to him holding her trunk that had Rowena and Crookshanks'
empty cages shrunk inside it (Rowena was flying home while Crookshanks was walking beside his
master), laughed with Padma while the Headmistress, who was also walking with them, said, “Harry,
you shouldn't say such things. You know you miss your sister.”

“Maybe,” he said with a smirk, “but I did enjoy not having to worry about her waking me up with
an Aguamenti spell.”

Hermione said, “I'll make sure to let her know you miss that,” with a laugh. Harry shot his
best friend a quick glare before boarding a carriage.

“I'll see you at the Platform,” said Aunt Minnie before turning around. “I have some duties
to attend to inside the castle, but they'll be completed by the time the Hogwarts Express
arrives in London. Enjoy the ride, and please, don't get into too much trouble on the
train.”

**

Half an hour later, Harry, Hermione, Padma, Susan, Ginny, Neville, Luna and Anthony were sitting
together on the Express, waiting for the snack trolley to come by. However, the snack trolley was
not what approached their carriage.

“Well, well, well. What have we here?” came the nasal voice that was far too familiar to
Harry.

He looked carefully at his watch as the three most annoying Slytherins came into view. “Is it
already time for your daily beating, Draco?” he asked, sounding bored. “Can we make it easier this
time so I don't have to get up? I'll make a fist and you run into it. Alright?”

Harry's companions laughed while Malfoy sneered, “You think you're funny, but my
fath…”

Something snapped in Harry at the mention of that murderer. He jumped up and grabbed Draco by
the collar, pushing him against the wall before he could react. “Your vile father didn't stop
me from kicking your…”

“Harry!” admonished Hermione as she (along with their other companions) pointed her wand at
Crabbe and Goyle, who looked frightened. “Language!”

“I'll call this maggot anything I feel like!” retorted Harry as he pulled back his right
fist, getting ready to punch him. Draco closed his eyes with a terrified expression and didn't
notice the spell Padma performed on the front of his tan pants, causing a wet spot. “I am SICK of
this IDIOT!” He glared at Draco. “Why are you *so* stupid?! What is wrong with you? If you
would just stay away, you'd have nothing to fear from me, but you won't!” Harry rammed his
fist straight into Malfoy's nose, which immediately started bleeding.

“Hermione,” said Harry in a mocking tone. “Look at that wonderful, pure blood! Isn't it
amazing? Aren't you envious of it? Maybe we should collect some.” He then pulled the crying
Malfoy away from the wall and pushed him into Crabbe, who was standing in the doorway, still
looking at the wands pointed at him. They both fell to the other side of the doorway, and Goyle
followed them. “Now, stay away from us!” Harry slammed the door shut so hard that the glass broke,
and sat down.

“Repairo!” said Hermione, sounding upset as the door fixed itself. She then rounded on her best
friend. “Harry, you should not have done that! You'll get in trouble!”

He turned to her while still breathing hard. “You don't understand. That imbecile only
understands one thing - pain. If he gets hurt every time he messes with us, eventually he'll
stop.”

“You're only letting him win by getting mad,” she countered as the others remained
quiet.

“No,” Harry replied firmly, shaking his head. “He wins if he can say and do whatever he wants
with no consequences. When we ignore him, he wins. That crying, bleeding loser did not win
today.”

“But he'll tell on you,” said Hermione.

“He'd have made up lies about me anyway, so it doesn't matter.” He took a deep breath as
he calmed down. “I just want him to leave me alone.”

At that moment, the door opened, revealing Percy Weasley, his prefect badge looking newly
polished on his robes. He was looking very upset. “McGonagall,” he said. “Mr. Malfoy said you
attacked him.”

“I've been here the whole trip,” responded Harry. “I didn't go anywhere near his
compartment.”

Looking impatient, Percy responded, “He said it happened in here, so quit denying it.”

“Why do you suppose the person who everyone knows to be my enemy would come to my
compartment?”

“That doesn't matter, McGonagall. I've had enough of your insubordination. Do you deny
hitting him like a muggle?”

“I think it does matter, Percy!” shouted Ginny, who was looking very angry at her brother,
who'd completely ignored her. “That prat came in here to insult us, and got what he deserved! I
only wish I'd had the chance to hex him!”

“Stay out of this, Genevra. It's none of your concern. Mr. McGonagall threw the first
punch.”

“And the only one,” Harry bragged. “That wimp couldn't defend himself against a toddler. One
punch had him crying like a baby.”

“I will be informing the Headmistress of your behavior,” he huffed importantly before turning
around and leaving.

**

The rest of the trip was uneventful, aside from a few people stepping into the compartment and
congratulating Harry for beating up Draco. He was amazed at how much the rumors grew as the trip
progressed. The last person they saw was a Gryffindor named Colin Creevey who'd heard that
Draco, Crabbe and Goyle would be spending the summer at St. Mungo's recovering from injuries
sustained during the big fight, wherein Harry used muggle karate to incapacitate all three of them
with one kick. The group had just finished explaining what really happened when the train came to a
halt. They set about the task of getting their luggage and dismounted the train.

“Hello, Harry,” said Adam Granger as he and Hermione approached her parents. “I've missed
you, Hermione!” he added while enveloping his daughter in a hug.

“Hello, Mr. and Mrs. Granger,” replied Harry, happily. “Aunt Minnie said you'll be joining
us at that Quidditch game this August.”

“Yes,” Adam replied while his wife hugged their daughter. “We're looking forward to it.”

“I'd better find my aunt,” said Harry. “It's good seeing you.” He shook Mr.
Granger's hand before Marissa gave him a quick hug. “Bye.”

Harry then looked around the platform to see his aunt speaking to Percy Weasley. He rolled his
eyes and approached in time to see Minerva looking at the prefect incredulously for a few seconds
before speaking. “Why are you so anxious to get the boy who saved your sister's life in
trouble? I realize that you're not a Hufflepuff, but you should still have *some* loyalty
to your family. We can't prove it, especially with all the money he's spent purchasing half
the Wizengamot, but we know that Draco's father was responsible for the peril young Genevra was
in earlier this year. Draco Malfoy is a bigot and a troublemaker, as well as an enemy of your
family, and I've already told him that I will expel him the moment I have enough cause.
He's being raised to be a Death Eater. While I agree that I need to talk to Harry about his
temper, your siding with Malfoy yet again proves how poor your judgment is. I regret ever making
you a prefect.”

“Now, see here, Headmistress,” said Percy, still being just barely civil. “Just because the boy
is your nephew…”

“That has nothing to do with it, Mr. Weasley. By your own admission, Draco Malfoy went to
Harry's compartment. He was obviously looking for trouble, and he found some. If Harry had gone
to Draco's compartment, then it would be his fault. You get good grades, Percy. Why can't
you *use your brain?*”

Harry let out a small snort that gained the attention of both Minerva and Percy. The arrogant
prefect marched off without a word while Harry's aunt's eyes narrowed as her lips thinned.
“Harry, what did I tell you about losing your temper?”

“That I should pull pranks and not fight.”

“Exactly,” she said. “You're going to have to learn to stay calm or you'll end up in
trouble.”

“But this was different, Aunt Minnie. Draco had no business in our compartment, and needed to be
kicked out. That's our private space! If Draco ever gets in my house or Ravenclaw tower,
I'll give him more of the same. He needs to learn to leave me alone! I have *never* gone
looking for him!”

“I know,” Minnie replied calmly, “but I still have to inform your parents.”

“Come on, Aunt Minnie. There's no reason to tell them. What I can't figure out is what
the point was in Percy telling on me. The year is over, so house points don't count and I
can't get detention.”

“For some reason, that arrogant boy hates you,” replied Minerva. “He's almost as biased
against you as Snape was. He definitely won't be Head Boy.”

Harry laughed, “I'll bet he won't be happy.” He then looked sad for a moment. “Too bad.
The Weasley twins were planning on changing his Head Boy badge to say *Big**-**Head
Boy*.”

His aunt smiled for a moment. “That would be appropriate. I believe we should be going now.” She
then put her arm around Harry, and they both disappeared, along with his luggage, and appeared in
the magical section of the airport. They then got in line for the international floo.

**

After being lovingly and cheerfully greeted at the airport in Chicago, the McGonagall family
rode their car home, stopping at a McDonalds drive-through along the way. While Harry was
levitating his luggage into his room, Minerva informed his parents of the altercation he had with
Malfoy on the train.

“Harry Mark McGonagall!” Harry heard his mother's voice while he was still in his room. He
knew immediately what that meant. “Come down here.”

“Yes, mother,” he said neutrally as he approached the staircase.

“Your aunt told me what happened on the train.”

“Oh,” he said.

“That you got in a fight.”

“That's not true,” he replied, earning a glare from both women that made him decide to
clarify his statement. “I punched that bigot once and pushed him out of my compartment while he
cried. I don't define that as a fight.”

“Good job,” said Brianna with a grin.

“The point is that you are supposed to be controlling your temper,” said Cindy. Harry noticed
that his father was staying silent and wondered if he actually was in favor of Harry's actions
and didn't want to earn the wrath of the women.

Harry looked at his mother. “How would you respond if you were on a train with Mrs. Fleming and
some bigot walked into your compartment proudly spouting off the `*N*' word at her,
basically saying she doesn't have the right to exist?”

Cindy paled before stuttering, “I-I…”

“Because that's exactly what was going on!” continued Harry, increasing his volume as he
paced around the room. “Draco's father was in Voldemort's inner circle and is teaching his
son to be a Death Eater. They are exactly the muggle equivalent of the KKK, except that they're
against muggle-borns instead of Africans, and I refuse to put up with them! My birth parents died
fighting that kind of prejudice, and *I thought* you raised me not to put up with it!” He took
a deep, calming breath. “I don't go looking for fights with him, but if Malfoy comes after me,
I will do the same or worse to him every time no matter how many detentions I get.”

Mark finally spoke. “The funny thing is, most of them don't realize that they're
imitating the very muggles they hate.” He looked at his wife and aunt. “Whether or not Harry took
the right action, the point is that he took action. Someone has to take action because that
prejudice can't be tolerated anymore. How many lives has it already cost the British Wizarding
World because it was allowed to flourish at Hogwarts while Dumbledore was headmaster before
Voldemort's first rise? He may not be prejudiced, but he created an atmosphere at Hogwarts
where prejudice thrived and spread, especially in Slytherin house under Snape.

“How many more people have to die before the bigots aren't tolerated? I put up with them in
magical society as a squib. Those people are too stupid to listen to reason and won't look at
test scores to plainly see that they aren't superior in any way to muggle-borns, so they have
to at least be taught to keep their mouths shut if they want to spew that garbage. I know that
anyone stupid enough to use the `*N*' word at Brianna's school would get a
well-deserved beating, so why shouldn't the same be true about using the `*M*' word at
Hogwarts?”

“Mark,” said Cindy, “You can't be condoning…”

“I hope Aunt Minnie, as headmistress, comes up with a better way to discourage prejudice, like
forcing kids who use the `*M*' word to take counseling, but something has to be done
before another war starts. If Voldemort or any other Dark Lord shows up spouting that bigoted
nonsense, the people who believe that will rally to his cause just like last time. Every kid
allowed to act like Draco Malfoy is one more person who will join that army. Maybe if he keeps on
being proven inferior while he's still a boy, he might eventually realize that his father has
fed him nothing a pack of lies and he's superior to no one. He might even begin to use his head
for something besides a target.”

Harry grinned and looked at his aunt. “I doubt they'd accept counseling, but what if they
had to write a report on O.W.L. and N.E.W.T. scores between purebloods, half-bloods and
muggle-borns if they're caught using that word?”

Minnie smiled at Harry. “I think that's an excellent suggestion.”

They continued the discussion, and neither Harry nor (thankfully) Brianna reminded the adults
that they forgot all about punishing him.

**

A few days later, the adults were gone, so Brianna and Harry were playing a game of Super Mario
World on their Super Nintendo. Harry was fighting the final battle with Bowser when the door
opened.

“Hi, kids,” said Cindy while she, Mark and Minerva returned from some boring seminar. Harry
could smell Burger King Hamburgers as the door closed.

“Hi, mom, dad, Aunt Minnie,” he said as he kept playing. The Headmistress took out her wand and
banished her hat to the guest room, causing the TV screen to flicker for a moment. When the picture
returned, Harry saw that Mario had been killed. Brianna laughed while he complained, “Aunt Minnie,
you just messed up the game! I was gonna win.”

“I doubt it,” said Brianna as she began her turn in Bowser's Castle.

“Sorry,” muttered Minerva.

At that moment, the phone rang. “I'll get it,” said Cindy, who picked it up. “Hello.” After
she'd been silent for about thirty seconds, she said, “I suppose your game is much too
important to interrupt to inform you that Luke Wisniewski on the phone. He said a bunch of your old
friends are going Frank's Flying Funhouse after lunch and you and Brianna are invited.”

“Tell him we'll be there,” said Harry happily as he relieved his dad of one of his fast-food
bags and began looking through it. “This game'll be over soon, anyway. Brianna will be killed
in a minute and I'll have another turn where I beat the end boss and win.”

“Hey!” his sister protested.

“Maybe I should summon my broom,” said Harry.

“Don't you dare!” yelled Brianna.

“New sparks,” he retorted.

“Too late! I won,” she replied with a grin. “Now, someone pass me my fries.”

**

When they arrived at Frank's Flying Funhouse, Harry immediately spotted Paul Grabowski,
Melissa Hearne, and Luke Wisniewski standing together. He further observed that Melissa was holding
Paul's hand and realized what that meant.

“Hi, guys!” he said to announce his presence.

Their dad signed Harry and Brianna in while they were chatting with the group. Harry was
introduced to a few kids he didn't know. One of them, a brown-haired boy who'd moved there
from Ohio named Craig, asked, “Have you ever played Quadpot?”

“No,” Harry answered. “I've never heard of it.”

“I have,” said Brianna. “But I've never seen a game.”

“Quadpot is a lot more popular than Quidditch where I come from. You play with eleven players to
a side with a modified Quaffle called a Quad that explodes…”

“What?” asked Harry. “That's nuts.”

“It's kind of like hot potato with an actual hot potato,” said Melissa. “We played a game
about a month ago. You keep passing the Quad to your teammates, trying to get it into the `pot'
at the other end of the pitch. The `pot' is actually a cauldron containing a solution that
stops the Quad from exploding.”

“Hm,” said Harry, not convinced that he was interested in that sport.

“It's not any worse of an explosion than you get with exploding snap,” said Craig. “You
wanna play?”

He looked at his sister and then at his friends before shrugging his shoulders. “I'll try
one game, but I'm not convinced I'll like it.”

“Fair enough.”

Harry and Brianna got their brooms and followed the group to a room at FFF that they'd never
been in before. It looked like any other Quidditch Pitch, except that it had floating cauldrons
instead of goal. Harry mounted his Lightning Bolt and flew into the position he was told. They were
all on one team and played another group that was there.

The Quad, which looked like any other Quaffle except that it was colored a different shade of
red, was thrown in the middle, and Craig caught it. He tossed it to Melissa, who tossed it toward
Brianna, who tossed it to Harry.

BANG!!! The Quad exploded in his face, and he had to fly back down. He decided at that moment
that he didn't like Quadpot as he settled down in a corner watching the game. He soon realized
that even if he hadn't been the first one out he still actually would've found it boring
after a few minutes, because the players weren't actually flying around much like he preferred.
They were just playing catch. He did cheer when his team got points, but he wasn't very
impressed by the game. The other team members went to the other side when they lost. He laughed
when Craig became the next person from his team out.

“What do you think of the game?” the teenage boy asked.

“It's alright, I suppose, but to be honest, I prefer Quidditch.”

“I heard you were on a team at your school,” commented Craig, nodding his head. “It's
actually a bit rare for someone to enjoy both games. Most usually like one or the other.”

“It's just that I really enjoy flying around a lot,” he said.

“No problem. It looks like your sister will be joining us,” he said when another Quad
exploded.

The other team eventually won by just a few points, and the referee performed a spell to clean
off all the Quadpot victims so they didn't look like they'd been blown up before they left
the room. Then they played a game of Quidditch, wherein Harry's team completely shut out the
other team - a bunch of kids from a private magical school who thought they were the best team
around. His catching the Snitch was actually ending the humiliation that the other team
endured.

**

Harry quickly got into a routine where he'd spend a few hours every day doing summer
homework before playing video games or hanging out with his American friends, both muggle and
magical. They weren't as close to him as before he started Hogwarts, but he still enjoyed their
company. Melissa had gotten him to blush when she asked if he was dating Hermione yet. While he was
denying it, she laughed and claimed he was in denial, and his red face was proof that he liked her.
He did not mention that in his nightly mirror calls with the girl in question.

Three weeks after he arrived home, Harry had completed his homework and was looking forward to
his unofficial birthday the next week. Legally, Harry McGonagall's birthday was August twelfth,
and that's when he got his presents, but his parents had decided they'd spend Harry
Potter's birthday at Six Flags Great America. He woke up, content that he didn't have any
responsibilities for the day, and took a shower.

When Harry went down the stairs for breakfast, he found his aunt sitting at the table reading
the *Daily Prophet*. She'd made special arrangements for it to be sent to her in America
so she could keep up with the news during her vacation.

“Anything interesting happen across the pond?” he asked.

“Actually,” she said cheerfully, “yes.” She then showed him the front page, which displayed a
picture of the Weasley family, even Ron's rat, and said they'd won the Grand Prize Galleon
Draw and were going to spend a month-long vacation in Egypt.

He grinned at this news. “That's great! It should be good for Ginny to spend time with her
older brother, Bill, after what happened last year. She once said he was her favorite brother.”

“Yes, it is good,” his aunt agreed.

“What is?” asked Cindy as she walked into the room. After Harry explained about the Weasleys,
she commented, “It's nice that they won some money, but isn't that rather foolish of them
to spend it all on a vacation? As I understand it, the Weasleys don't have that much money and
usually have to settle for second-hand books and uniforms for their children. Wouldn't it have
been more prudent for them to get new supplies for their kids, or else to save the money for an
emergency?”

Harry's eyebrows came closer together as he considered this. “I suppose you are right. When
the summer's over, they won't have anything to show for all the money they won.”

“Arthur is even taking a month off work,” added Minerva.

“I'm certainly not against vacations - even month-long ones - but if you can't afford
them…”

“…you shouldn't take them,” completed Harry. His mom had always tried to teach him and
Brianna to be frugal, especially after he got access to his vault, and the idea of taking an
expensive trip before buying used clothes and books for your kids did seem rather foolish now that
he thought it through. He wondered if that frivolity in spending was why the Weasleys were poor,
and then shrugged it off, deciding it was none of his business anyway. “Oh well; I hope they have a
good time.”

**

On July 31st, when Harry came down for breakfast, instead of getting the expected,
“Happy Birthday,” greeting, or even having the day ignored in favor of his official birthday, he
found his parents and aunt all sitting in the living room with solemn expressions on their
faces.

“What's wrong?” he asked.

Without a word, Minnie put a copy of the latest *Daily Prophet* in his hands. He sat down
as he unrolled the newspaper. It had a picture of a deranged-looking man underneath a large
headline that announced a Death Eater called Sirius Black had escaped Azkaban Prison. He looked up
at the three adults, barely noticing the sounds behind him that indicated Brianna was now in the
room. “Isn't that prison supposed to be escape-proof?”

“Yes,” said Aunt Minnie. “No one's ever escaped before. However, there's something else
about Sirius Black which isn't common knowledge that I believe you should be aware of.”

His eyebrows shot up at that news. “Oh. What's that?”

After taking a deep breath, Minerva said, “He's your godfather.”

Harry's eyes bulged out. “What?” said both he and his sister.

“Yes, I'm afraid so. Sirius and James Potter were inseparable at school - more like brothers
than friends. Black was even Best Man at your birth-parents' wedding, Harry. Naturally, when
you came along, he was asked to be your godfather.” She then lowered her head and started blinking
her eyes, obviously fighting back tears.

Harry didn't like where this story was going, but he agreed that he needed to know. “What
happened? Why was he in Azkaban?”

Minerva shook her head, indicating that she wasn't ready to continue speaking. Harry's
dad took over the story. “He betrayed them. He told Voldemort where you three were hiding.” He took
a deep breath. “He's the reason they're dead.”

Harry found himself panting as though he'd just run a mile as he took this in. Before he
could comment, Minnie added, “They trusted him. With their very lives.” She took a deep breath and
looked into her great-nephew's eyes. “In your extra studies, have you ever read about the
Fidelius Charm?”

He nodded, remembering an advanced book he and Hermione had read a few months before. A
light-bulb went on inside his head. “He was their Secret-Keeper, wasn't he?” he demanded. She
nodded. He stood up and clenched his fists. “That son of a…”

“Harry!” interrupted his mom. “We know what he is, but you also know how I feel about
swearing!”

“Would someone please explain what that charm is?” asked Brianna, “so I'll know how much I
should hate him.”

That comment actually caused Harry to calm down a bit, and he sat back down and explained the
Fidelius Charm to his little sister.

“How could anyone betray their best friends like that?” she asked, now shedding a few tears of
her own at the thought that this man had actually betrayed her brother - his own godson - to be
murdered, and only a miracle saved Harry.

“That's not all that he did,” said Minerva, now prepared to continue the tale. “Another
friend of theirs named Peter Pettigrew confronted Black the next day, so he murdered - no,
destroyed - him, too, along with twelve muggles that had the bad luck of being there. All they
found of Peter was…a finger.”

Minnie started to lose her composure again, so Cindy finished the story. “The aurors found him
at the scene of the crime, laughing, and he's been in Azkaban ever since.”

“He's as bad, no worse than Voldemort,” growled Harry after a few moments. “At least
Voldemort didn't pretend to be their friend and betray them.” No one commented on this
analysis.

Finally, Aunt Minnie spoke again. “Mr. Dumbledore contacted me a few minutes before you came
down here. With his position in the Wizengamot, he's privy to certain information, and he
thought we should know that for the last couple days, the guards of Azkaban had been hearing Black
repeat the words *He's at Hogwarts* over and over in his sleep. The Ministry believes that
he's going after Harry Potter, and isn't aware that his godson is missing.”

After about ten seconds of silence, Brianna asked, “There's no way he could know who Harry
really is, is there?”

“No,” insisted the boy in question. “Aside from you guys, only Hermione, Fred, George, Padma and
Dumbledore know. None of them would've gone to Azkaban and visited a Death Eater to tell him
where to find me.”

“I would tend to agree,” said Minerva. “So you should be safe to go to Hogwarts as well as
Hogsmeade.” She turned toward Mark and Cindy. “By the way, I have his permission form to visit the
village in my room.” They nodded and she looked back at her nephew. “By the way, although it might
not be the best time to say it, happy birthday.”

He grinned a bit while everyone repeated the phrase to him. His father finally said, “If
we're going to get to Six Flags early, we'd better leave. I'll bet anything Black
wouldn't think to look for you there.” This seemed to lighten the mood, and soon they were on
their way to a fun-filled day.

**

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Harry Potter and all characters, etc. belong to J.K. Rowling, not me.

**Harry McGonagall - Chapter 23 -** **European** **Summer**

The trip to Great America was very similar to the one from the previous year, with two
exceptions. One is that the Grangers weren't there, and the second is that Brianna was now tall
enough to ride the exciting rollercoasters, which she made sure to do. Just as last year, neither
Harry's dad nor Aunt Minnie went on the thrilling rides.

Aside from the lines at the best rollercoasters, it was a very fun-filled day, and the topic of
Sirius Black didn't come up for the rest of Harry Potter's birthday.

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A few days later, the McGonagall kids were taken to the dentist and eye doctor, although this
time, they decided to use the magical eye doctor when Harry mentioned, “I've been thinking
about getting contact lenses, and I heard the magical ones are better. Last week, Paul Grabowski
told me that a few years ago, a muggle-born became an eye healer and developed magical contact
lenses. They aren't too popular among the purebloods and older wizards, but a lot of
muggle-borns get them and haven't had any complaints. Paul hardly knows he's wearing
them.”

They made an appointment for both kids with the eye healer in Little Salem, and so the
McGonagall family found itself standing outside of a building with a sign that showed a pair of
brown eyes moving around, apparently looking at everybody. Underneath them it said *Healer*
*Eugene's Eye* *Examinations*. “Well, this is the place,” said Mark as he opened the
door.

Although there was no bell on the door, they heard a distinct ring as they walked inside. The
walls were lined with shelves full of glasses of all shapes and sizes. There was even a shelf with
magical eyes spinning around. Harry looked around in fascination, noticing a sign that advertised
special features available for all glasses and contact lenses. These included night vision, the
ability to see through any object, the ability to see through invisibility cloaks, and a zooming in
feature.

A voice asking, “May I help you?” pulled Harry from his browsing. He turned to see a young
dark-skinned witch in a yellow robe looking at his parents.

Cindy answered, “Yes. We have an appointment for both our children - Harry and Brianna
McGonagall - to have their eyes checked. So far, Brianna hasn't needed glasses, and Harry is
interested in getting contact lenses.”

The receptionist turned her attention to Harry and seemed to be staring at his eyes. “Yes,” she
commented. “I can see why you don't want to hide those lovely green eyes of yours, young man.
I'll bet all the girls will enjoy staring into them.” Harry blushed at this statement, but
didn't respond. They were then given roles of parchment to fill out.

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Harry's appointment was first, so he walked into the office where the eye healer was waiting
for him. The friendly wizard said, “I understand that this is your first magical eye exam,” after
glancing at a role of parchment.

“Yes,” he responded, suddenly a bit nervous.

“Well, this exam is much easier than the muggle ones where you have to keep choosing what looks
better or worse. I just perform a few spells on your eyes. You won't feel a thing.”

“Alright.”

“Now, just take off your glasses.”

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About twenty minutes later, Harry left the office with a big smile on his face and his old
glasses in his pocket.

“Harry,” said Cindy, “Did you already get your contact lenses?”

“Yes,” he replied happily. “He told me that I don't have to take them off at all, and a
sticking charm is making sure they'll never accidentally come off. There's just a spell I
need to perform on my eyes every day for about a month to moisturize them, until they're used
to the contacts. He said that muggle contact lens eye drops could be used two or three times a day
instead of the spell, if for some reason I couldn't perform it.”

Cindy looked her son in the eyes. “I agree with the receptionist,” she whispered. “The girls
will like seeing your eyes.”

“Mom!” he hissed.

“Especially Hermione.” He blushed and turned away from his mother, just in time to see Brianna
walk into the office.

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When Brianna returned, she heard her brother arguing with their mother. “But mom, I think that
feature would be great.”

“Maybe so, dear, but I don't think the girls at Hogwarts will appreciate you having x-ray
vision.”

“They don't need to know…”

“That's final, Harry.”

“Fine,” he said in a huff that Brianna could tell was fake. She realized that Harry was just
having fun - trying to get a reaction from their mother. She knew he never expected to get contact
lenses that see through everything. “Can I get the other features?” he asked.

“Maybe next year we'll get you one,” she said, “but not this year.” She then turned to face
her daughter. “How'd it go? Are your eyes still perfect?”

“Always,” Brianna admitted with a grin.

“Lucky,” commented Harry, causing his sister to stick out her tongue.

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`*This is Privet Drive,*' the traveler thought to himself as he looked up at the street
sign. He had looked up his destination in the local Felytone book, and was now searching for Number
4. Aside from the addresses, it was nearly impossible to tell one house from the other in this
boring neighborhood. He peered through the window and saw an overly large man with a bushy mustache
sitting down at the dinner table with his horse-faced (yet familiar-looking) wife, a boy who
appeared to be the size of a small whale, and a dog-faced woman.

The stranger watched and waited, hiding behind a bush to avoid being noticed by the neighbors.
His black fur helped him to remain unnoticed. The bulky man and dog-faced woman both consumed an
exorbitant amount of alcohol while the stranger kept quietly waiting for his opportunity to find
out if his godson was there. Finally, the intoxicated adults, as well as the fat kid, left the room
and went up the stairs, leaving the horse-faced woman who he'd seen with Lily at Kings Cross
Station years before alone to wash the dishes. The escaped prisoner of Azkaban morphed into a man
and walked up to the door.

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“Hermione! It's great to see you!” Harry exclaimed as he was suddenly embraced by his best
friend. Much to his surprise, the Grangers were waiting at the airport when his family floo'd
to England. It was a few days before the August 9th Quidditch match in France.

“It's good to see you, too!” she exclaimed. “You look good without those glasses,” she
blurted out before both of them blushed and released each other.

“Aren't you gonna kiss?” asked Brianna, earning a glare from her brother, who then turned to
greet Hermione's parents, who welcomed them all back to England.

“We should be going,” said Minerva. “Adam, Marissa, will you join us for dinner?”

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After spending an hour at a fancy restaurant with the Grangers, the McGonagall family made their
way to their family manor. They'd only been there for a few minutes when the floo activated and
the face of a wizened old wizard with white hair and beard, which, from that perspective, seemed to
be on fire, appeared. Harry, who was closest to the fireplace, found the sight amusing, but managed
to avoid laughing.

“Greetings, Mr. Potter,” he politely said to the teenager.

“Hello, Mr. Dumbledore,” he said noncommittally, not sure how he should respond to his former
headmaster. “If you don't mind, sir, I prefer McGonagall.”

“Very well, Mr. McGonagall,” he replied with a twinkle in his eyes.

“Thank you.” He decided to add, “Thanks for keeping my secret.”

“It's no bother.”

“Albus,” said Minerva, who just approached. “Is something wrong?”

“I'm afraid so,” he nodded grimly. “Sirius Black paid the Dursleys a visit today.”

“WHAT?” exclaimed all the McGonagalls at once.

Harry sadly asked, “Are they…dead?”

“Fortunately, no,” answered the former headmaster. “I placed wards on their house to alert me if
a wizard were to approach their property. When I got there, he had just left Petunia Dursley, who
was very upset. He'd questioned her about Harry Potter's whereabouts, and determined that
she'd been obliviated, but not that I had done it. He screamed at Mrs. Dursley and left.”

“But he wasn't able to learn anything to lead him to Harry?” asked Cindy.

“No,” said Dumbledore. “And I obliviated Mrs. Dursley of the entire incident.”

“Why didn't he kill her?” asked Harry's sister.

“Brianna!” yelled Mark. “You should never wish someone dead!”

“I wasn't wishing her dead,” she argued. “I simply was curious why he didn't kill her,
since he didn't have any problem with killing before.”

Albus said, “Young Miss McGonagall does raise a good question that I can't readily answer.
Perhaps he sensed that he had tripped a ward and knew he didn't have time.”

The conversation went on for a little while after that, and finally Dumbledore's head
returned to the other end of the floo call.

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The next day, the family met up with the Grangers in Diagon Alley for school shopping. Brianna
still had her brown eagle owl, Barnabus, so she didn't get a new pet. Hermione already had both
an owl and a cat, so she wasn't getting any new pets either. Therefore, they only picked up pet
supplies without taking long to look at the animals.

Officially, Brianna had left her Silver Bullet broom in America, since she couldn't bring it
to Hogwarts anyway. Unofficially, Harry had it hidden with his stuff, since he still owed her for
helping him smuggle in his Lightning Bolt during his first year. In any case, they did look at the
Quidditch supplies, noticing the Nimbus 2001's, and Harry got a new pair of Seeker gloves, as
well as a new broom service kit.

They went into Flourish and Blotts next, and after Brianna had gotten her books, Hermione still
wanted to stay there browsing. The Grangers stayed there with their daughter, as well as Harry,
while the rest of the McGonagalls went off to other stores after Brianna wished Harry and Hermione
to, “Enjoy your date,” causing them to blush.

Once they were out of that store, Brianna surprised her parents and aunt by asking, “Can I get a
new wand at Ollivanders?”

“Are you having trouble with your old one?” asked Cindy.

“No, but Harry…”

“Harry's first wand didn't entirely suit him,” said Minerva.

“But it still worked for him,” argued Brianna. “I thought I could get one as a spare just like
him.”

Mark looked at his wife, who shrugged her shoulders. “Alright, but that'll be the only extra
thing we're getting you.”

She pulled two galleons out of her pocket and asked, “Is this enough to get a holster like
Harry's?”

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In the meantime, both third-years had picked out extra books and purchased them. They left the
book store and walked around the alley, with Hermione's parents staying back a bit to give them
privacy.

“I wish Brianna would stop saying stuff like that.”

Hermione looked slightly hurt, but Harry didn't see her face since they were both walking.
“Is the idea of dating me that horrible?”

Harry's eyes widened as his face paled. “I, No, I didn't mean…um. I didn't mean
anything against you. It's just that if I, um, we wanted to date, we could handle it ourselves
and not need her pushing us to do it.” He then quickly added, “I'm, er, not entirely opposed to
the idea. I'd just prefer it to be my idea.”

“Really?” she asked, sounding neutral.

He cleared his throat. “Maybe if I decided I, er, wanted to date, y'know…theoretically.”

“Theoretically?” she repeated.

He swallowed before saying, “Yeah. What store do we need to visit next?” he asked, quite
obviously changing the subject before walking a bit faster.

Sighing, she answered, “We should pick up more C.A.R.E. badges.”

“Good idea.”

Harry acted a bit awkward for the rest of the day until they met up with the rest of the
McGonagalls, where they found that Brianna had managed to talk Ollivander into selling her a wand
and holster. Soon after that, they went to their respective houses. That night, when Harry and
Hermione had their usual mirror-call, they both acted normally again, completely ignoring the
conversation they'd had earlier in the day.

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“It's time to get up.”

Blinking as his groggy head began to clear, Harry focused his eyes on the person who had just
shaken him awake - his dad. He blinked again and slightly smiled at the fact that his father's
face was not blurry. He'd only had his magical contacts for less than two weeks, and still
wasn't used to being able to see properly. He summoned his wand and performed the moisturizing
spell on his eyes as he said, “Alright. I'm up.”

Fifteen minutes later, Harry, with his hair still wet from the shower, arrived in the common
room of his family's manor. The three adult occupants were sitting on the sofa.

“Good morning, Harry.”

“Morning, Aunt Minnie.”

“Mornin' everyone,” said Brianna, as she walked into the room stifling a yawn.

“How long until the Portkey activates?” asked Harry.

His mom answered, “Five minutes.”

He frowned at that statement. “Aren't we having breakfast?”

“Don't you remember?” said his dad. “We're going to be eating at the campsite with the
Grangers and Patils.”

“But I'm hungry now,” he argued.

“I'm sorry, son. But we don't have time to get you anything. Unless you don't want
to go to the game.”

“Fine,” Harry said as his stomach growled.

“We'd better all start holding the portkey now,” said Aunt Minnie as she picked up a length
of rope and tossed one end toward the kids. “It's going to activate in about thirty
seconds.”

They waited in silence until the familiar sensation of being tugged by one's navel overtook
them. Harry's feet touched the ground for about a second before he fell backwards, landing on
his posterior. He glared at his sister, who'd held onto their mom to avoid falling, and was now
laughing at him.

“Harry!” a familiar voice called from behind him. He quickly got to his feet while Hermione
asked, “Are you alright?”

“I'm fine,” he replied.

“Hi, guys!” said Padma Patil as she, along with her sister and parents, approached the
group.

“Hi, Padma,” said Hermione. “Hi, Parvati.”

At that point, an official-looking wizard approached the group, and began speaking in what Harry
assumed was French, since they were in Le Mans, France. The Grangers conversed with him for a few
minutes before telling them the direction they needed to walk.

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The group had no trouble finding their tents amongst the others, once they'd been pointed in
the right direction. The only problem Harry had was the way that many of the tents were decorated.
France's team, the Quiberon Quafflepunchers' colors were pink and dark red, and
consequently, many of the tents were decked out in those colors. However, adding to the problem was
the fact that the opposing team - the Sweetwater All-Stars from Texas, U.S.A. - had for their team
colors bright red and white. Harry thought they should have a bit of blue as well to complete the
colors of the American flag, but it wasn't to be. As a result of this, over eighty percent of
the tents were either covered in pink or red decorations, and Harry put on a pair of sunglasses in
an effort to protect his eyes.

“Gabrielle, zis `as got to be ze most beautiful campsite I have ever zeen,” said a tall,
silver-blonde, beautiful girl who appeared to be about sixteen years old. Her family was camped
next to the three tents for Harry's group. There was something special about her that seemed to
draw Harry toward her.

A little girl who looked similar to the older one said, “Yez, Fleur, eet iz magnific!”

“Harry!” A hand on his right arm pulled him out of his trance. He blinked his eyes for a moment
before turning to face his best friend. She said, “What's wrong? Why are you walking toward
that tent? Do you know that girl?”

“No,” he replied, shaking his head. “I don't know what came over me.”

Hermione tentatively asked, “Do you think she's…pretty?”

“I suppose,” he replied as he watched his friend frown for a moment, “but I honestly didn't
know I was even walking. It's like I was in a daze or something. Let's get back to the
others,” he said, turning around and walking away, eager to get away from whatever caused his
temporary trance.

Hermione stood there for a few moments looking downcast before the older French girl walked up
to her and held out her hand to shake hers. “Hello. My name iz Fleur Delacour. Waz zat your
boyfriend?”

Politely, Hermione shook Fleur's hand as she blushed slightly, saying, “I'm Hermione
Granger. Harry's not my boyfriend. We're just good friends.”

“But you wish he waz. I can tell.”

Hermione looked at the ground. “I…”

“I believe I zhould explain what `appened to him a moment ago.” The French girl looked a bit
uncomfortable at this point, but continued speaking. “You zee, I am part Veela. Do you know what
zat means?” Hermione nodded. She had read about them. “I ztill `aven't gotten ze effects under
control. Frequently, when I am near any male, zay temporarily fall under ze trance.” She took a
deep breath. “Do not blame him. Eet wasn't his fault. I am zorry for any distress eet caused
you. Eet waz an accident.”

Hermione slightly smiled at this news, understanding the powers that Veelas had. “I
understand.”

“I also think I should point out zat `e waz taken out of his trance ze moment you touched him.
Do you know what zat means?”

Hermione blushed once more as she nodded, keeping silent.

Fleur smiled at the British girl. “He may be in denial, but only one thing can break ze trance
like zat. Ze boy iz zmitten with you.”

“Th-thanks,” Hermione stammered.

“Ez ze truth. You zhould go to him.”

“Yeah,” Hermione agreed and turned.

“By ze way, welcome to France.”

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Shortly after that conversation, Hermione informed Harry that he'd fallen under an
accidental Veela spell, but didn't mention the rest of her conversation with Fleur. Shortly
after that, the group wound up going souvenir shopping. The American McGonagalls decided to support
the Sweetwater All-Stars, so Mark, Cindy, Harry and Brianna (along with Parvati) all got huge red
cowboy-style hats with `Sweetwater' written in white letters across the front. The Grangers, on
the other hand, who had vacationed in France more than once, bought three pink berets advertising
the Quiberon Quafflepunchers (or Quafflepoofters as Harry called them, earning both laughs and
glares from his mixed group), although Adam wouldn't put his on and gave it to Padma. The
others didn't buy any hats. However, everyone got a pair of Omnioculars so they could see the
match.

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“Welcome, everyone, to ze match between ze home team - ze Quiberon Quafflepunchers!” Loud cheers
come from the majority of the stadium, including Hermione, as Harry watched the team, clad in
shocking pink uniforms with red capes fly in formation while the three Chasers juggled six Quaffles
between them.

He muttered his made-up word, “Quafflepoofters,” while the names were announced, earning yet
another glare from his best friend.

“Even you've got to admit they're obviously very skilled with Quaffles,” she hissed.

“I know,” he admitted, “but they're wearing pink uniforms.”

The team finally arrived in the center of the pitch, so the announcer called out. “And now ze
challengers! Coming all ze way from America - Ze Zweetwater All-Ztarz!”

Harry rolled his eyes at the mispronunciation of the Texas team's name, but joined in the
applause as they flew into the pitch, every one of them doing magical rope tricks, shooting them
out of their wands and making lassos of all shapes and sizes while their names were announced.

Hermione commented, “Their uniforms look almost exactly like the Gryffindor ones, aside from the
cowboy boots.”

He nodded. “I noticed. Too bad they didn't choose blue instead.”

“Look at their brooms,” exclaimed Brianna, who was on Harry's other side. “They're all
on Silver Bullets!”

After using his Omnioculars to get a closer look, Harry nodded. “You're right.” With a
smirk, he added, “They must not have heard of Lightning Bolts in Texas.”

After the extra Quaffles (as well as the wands) were put away, the balls were brought out. The
Snitch disappeared almost immediately and the Bludgers started moving away; the Quaffle was tossed
into the air as the announcer said, “Let ze match begin!”

Harry had never seen a truly professional Quidditch match before, and he was amazed at how
quickly the French Chasers grabbed the Quaffle and took off toward their goal, passing it
seamlessly between them.

“It lookz like zey're going to…” SMACK! “Zat Bludger muzt `ave hurt! Ze All-Ztarz have
pozzezzion.”

For hours and hours they watched as the highly skilled players moved the Quaffle and Bludgers
around the pitch, demonstrating several amazing Quidditch moves in the process, but one thing was
missing.

“Where is the Snitch?” commented Harry. “It hasn't shown up once.”

“That is a good point,” said Hermione. “The game started at noon, and now it's six
o'clock.”

Already, this was the longest Quidditch match Harry had ever seen, but it was an exciting one.
The score was now 380 to 410, in favor of the Quafflepunchers, who were frequent winners of their
league. Harry still couldn't understand how the male members of that team could wear those pink
uniforms. They must be paid extra for that.

Apparently, the announcer and referee agreed that the game had been going on too long, because
when the next goal was reached, their was a time-out, during which it was announced, “Az ze Znitch
haz not yet zhown itzelf, at ziz time, ze players will be zubstituted zo that they can rezt. If ze
game iz ztill going on in zix hourz, ze original playerz will return. At thiz time, mealz will be
made available through our vendorz.”

“I didn't realize that this game would take so long,” said Adam Granger.

“Neither did I,” replied Minerva, “Although I have heard of a match taking as long as ten
hours.”

They found themselves more comfortable after the Patil parents performed cushioning spells on
the seats. As soon as the venders apparated onto the stands with sandwiches, they were swamped with
orders. Harry's dad was the one stuck waiting in that line while the game resumed.

It was a half-hour later when Harry proclaimed, “There's the Snitch!” as he pointed toward
France's goals.

Hermione turned her Omnioculars in that direction and said, “You're right. Maybe the game
will end.”

“Not likely,” said Brianna, as she pointed at the Seekers, one of whom (the Sweetwater All-Star)
was successfully pulling off a Wronski Feint as the other followed.

Just as the French Seeker slammed into the ground, Harry exclaimed, “The Snitch is gone
again!”

After the teams changed again with the score at 780 to 760 (in favor of Texas), Harry announced,
“I'm tired. Wake me up if someone sees the Snitch.”

The group started sleeping in shifts with the players as the game dragged on and on. Scourgify
spells were applied to everyone on a daily basis, but they weren't nearly as good as showers.
They couldn't go to their campsite because of a rule that stated that if you left the stadium
in the middle of a game, you couldn't return. On the fourth day, right after it was announced
that this game has become the longest in history, Blinky, the McGonagall house elf, popped right in
front of the tired group holding a chocolate frosted cake with thirteen lit candles.

“It is being Master Harry's birthday today, and Blinky is thinking that if he's not
home, he should still be celebrating!” The house elf did know that Harry McGonagall was really
Harry Potter, but also understood that his secret must be preserved, and part of that was
maintaining his fake birthday. Besides, Harry was still in America on his real birthday, so the elf
couldn't have done anything for him then.

“Thank you, Blinky,” the `birthday boy' responded with a grin. He was unable to say anything
else as his group began singing the birthday song to him, causing his face to turn red, especially
when people sitting nearby noticed and joined in the singing. Finally, he said, “I wish someone
would catch that Snitch,” and successfully blew out all the candles, earning a round of applause.
By this time, the scores were in the thousands, yet still close enough that whoever caught the
Snitch would win the game.

“You weren't supposed to say your wish out loud,” scolded Hermione.

“Yeah,” agreed Brianna. “Now it won't come true.”

Blinky snapped her fingers and the candles disappeared. She snapped them again, and the cake
disappeared at the same moment that small plates, each with a piece of the cake, appeared in each
party-member's hand, along with a fork. Once anyone finished their cake, a chocolate Sundae
with whipped cream and nuts would replace it. While they were eating, the Snitch appeared again,
but the blind Seekers (at least they were blind according to Harry) didn't notice it. This was
more frustrating to him than the Hogwarts games he'd watched in first year before Gryffindor
and Ravenclaw had decent Seekers.

It wasn't until the next day - the fifth day of the match - that the Snitch appeared right
in front of the Sweetwater All-Star Seeker. He grabbed it, finally ending the match.

“And Texaz finally wins ze game - 2080 to 1990! Thank Merlin! The game iz over!”

At that announcement, about half of the spectators apparated on the spot, causing a very loud
`CRACK.' When they returned to the campsite, all three families decided that they didn't
want to spend another night there, so they made their way back home. Hermione, however, made it a
point to say goodbye to Fleur Delacour while they were packing up the campsite.

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A few days after the match, an angry-looking Aunt Minnie walked into the kitchen, where the rest
of the family was eating lunch. They all stopped and looked at her expectantly.

“I've just been speaking to that dolt we have for a Minister! He has just informed me that
Dementors will be guarding Hogwarts!”

“Dementors!” repeated Mark. “He can't be serious!”

“He is convinced that Sirius Black will be visiting Hogwarts, and hasn't given me any choice
but to allow those foul creatures to surround the school. He has assured me that they won't
cross the boundaries, but I don't trust those…things.” She turned to her niece and nephew.
“I'd like to begin teaching you two how to repel a Dementor if they come near you, and the new
defense teacher will continue the lessons once school starts.” Harry looked like he was about to
speak when she interrupted. “Yes, Harry; you can invite Hermione and Padma here for the
lessons.”

“Good. Um, you said we're having a new teacher?”

“Yes. Professor Tutamun was offered a consulting job in the Ministry, so I had to replace her.
Professor Kettleburn also retired, so I offered his class to Madam Grubbly-Plank. She accepted. The
new head of Slytherin will be Professor Vector. Oh, and Mr. Shapon has agreed to stay on as
Transfiguration teacher permanently.”

“Padma'll like that,” commented Harry.

“What is it you'll be teaching us?” asked Brianna.

“The Patronus Charm.”

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Please review. Thank you to those who have.

Bye the way, the game they watched was talked about in `*Quidditch Through the
Ages.*'

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24. Dementors, Boggarts and Seers - Oh My!
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Harry Potter and all characters, etc. belong to J.K. Rowling, not me.

**Harry McGonagall - Chapter 2****4** **-****Dementor****s, Boggarts and Seers - Oh
My!**

“*E**xpecto* *p**atronum!*” exclaimed Harry for the sixth time in the last
hour. It was the second day of Patronus lessons, and he was in the common room at McGonagall Manor
with Hermione, Padma, Brianna and Aunt Minnie. So far, none of the students had gotten any results,
no matter what memory they used. Harry had tried concentrating on birthday parties, Quidditch
matches, trips to Six Flags, finding out he was magical and seeing his parents after a semester at
Hogwarts, but none of them worked. This time, he focused on the Sorting Hat announcing he'd be
in Ravenclaw, the same house that Hermione had been sorted into moments before. For a split second,
there was a white flash from his wand.

“That's very good, Harry!” said Minnie. “Very good, indeed.”

“Yeah,” said Brianna sarcastically. “Now you have an alternate spell to *Lumos.*” The
girl's wand lit up from the light spell, which she'd learned previously at the American
magic school.

“Ha Ha!” grumbled Harry, before trying again. Although he wouldn't admit it out loud, he had
realized that thoughts of Hermione seemed to be more powerful than other, so he remembered her
hugging him when his family arrived in England just over a week before. Subconsciously, he glanced
at the object of his recollection, but was only noticed by Hermione, who said nothing while her
eyebrows furrowed for a moment as Harry said, “*Expecto Patronum!*”

This time, a white, misty shield seemed to come out of his wand and lasted for about five
seconds before fading. Harry noticed that holding it was draining. He was starting to sweat, as
well as pant, with the effort. “Excellent!” proclaimed his aunt just before Harry dropped his wand,
clearly exhausted.

He was bending over to pick it up when he heard his best friend repeat the same incantation he
had, with identical results. “Well, done, Hermione!” he said between breaths.

“You, too,” she replied just before her shield faded.

Harry could see that she was just as drained as he, so he suggested, “Maybe we could take a
break.”

“Yes,” agreed Minerva. “You two have probably done all you can for the day. Good job, both of
you. Take the rest of the lesson off, while the other two keep trying.”

The two friends walked into the library that Hermione always insisted on visiting whenever she
was in this house and were looking at the books, trying to decide what to read when a pecking noise
got their attention. “It looks like someone's sent a letter,” commented Harry needlessly as he
walked toward the closed window and welcomed a rather unusual owl with huge blood-shot eyes that
looked slightly out of focus. It was a rather petite brown owl, but along with a rolled up scroll,
it carried the scent of cooking sherry as it flew in a slow, erratic, zig-zag pattern, finally
hovering in front of Harry's face and slowly sticking its right leg out.

Harry untied the scroll as he called, “Blinky.”

“Yes, Master Harry,” the elf said after popping into the room.

“Could you bring an owl treat for this bird?”

“Yes.”

Before the elf disappeared, Hermione added, “And maybe something to sober the poor thing
up.”

Blinky popped away and returned about ten seconds later. “This owl treat is being dipped in
sobering potion.” Harry could see that it was in fact dripping with something as he took the owl
treat. He was actually surprised that the owl ate it, but it did. He grinned when its eyes got a
bit more focused before it flew off.

After both the owl and house elf were gone, Hermione asked, “Who would get an owl drunk?”

Harry shrugged his shoulders. “I'd guess it was Professor Trelawney.”

She looked offended. “I know you don't think much of…”

“I was right,” Harry interrupted. “The note's from her.”

“Maybe the owl accidentally got into her stock,” Hermione mumbled as Harry read his note.

*Dear Mr. McGonagall,*

*The fates have informed me that you are still in grave danger of making a horrible mistake,
despite my* *earlier warning. I sense that someone close to you, that you admire, has turned
you away from the noble art of Divination with blasphemous lies. This person has not been blessed
with the great gift as* *you and* *I have been, and therefore denies that the gift exists
out of jealousy.*

*You have been gifted with the Sight and should not allow others to force you to turn your
back on this privilege* *and responsibility**. I fear that if you do not sign up for
Divination, that you will regret it**. Without this important instruction, the crystal ball
has shown me a Grim in your future.*

*With love,*

*Professor Sybil Trelawney,*

*Great-Great-**Granddaughter of the great Seer* *-* *Cassandra
Trelawney*

Harry couldn't help bursting out laughing. “She is soooooooo full of crap!” He handed his
companion the letter as he continued his uncontrolled mirth.

“She really is laying it on a bit thick, isn't she?” Hermione said with no emotion.

“A bit thick?”

“She even insulted her boss - your aunt - in this letter.”

“I know,” he said, still smiling. “Do you suppose I should reply?”

“I guess it's only polite,” said Hermione thoughtfully.

“New Sparks,” Harry muttered, summoning his wand from its holster. “Accio, parchment.” Once a
fresh role of parchment flew to his hand from his room, Harry summoned a pen and began his
response.

*Dear Professor Trelawney,*

*I appreciate your advice, but have decided not to pursue mastery of the subject of
Divination, as I'm sure you already know. Although my aunt lacks appreciation for your subject,
she has never spoken rudely of you, and I would appreciate it if you wouldn't make
not-so-hidden rude comments about my aunt. I haven'**t shown her the letter, but I doubt
she would appreciate what you said.*

*This is the second time you've contacted me on the subject, and I'd appreciate it if
you would respect my decision and make no further attempts to change my mind.*

*Sincerely,*

*Harry McGonagall*

“What do you think?” asked Harry after showing the letter to his best friend.

“I think it's polite enough, yet firm.”

“Good.” He took a deep breath. “I'm almost afraid to send Hedwig to Trelawney.”

Hermione was smiling again, remembering the drunken owl. “I know what you mean, but she's a
smart owl. Just tell her not to accept anything from the professor and fly right back, promising an
extra treat.”

They walked slowly toward Harry's bedroom in the manor talking when Brianna came up quickly
behind them smiling, with a tablet in her hands.

“Hi guys, I hope I didn't interrupt anything,” she said with a wink.

“No *Brianna*. There was *nothing* to interrupt,” said Harry irritably, not really
annoyed with his sister. He was more annoyed with Trelawney and worried about his owl. He wanted to
get this over with. “We were just going to send a letter with Hedwig.”

“Oh,” she replied. “To whom?” she inquired.

“None of your business. Go pester mom.”

“That was rude, Harry,” said Hermione crossly.

“I just left her, and wasn't pestering her,” Brianna said defensively, ignoring
Hermione's statement. She added, “I was just showing her my new poem. She really liked it.”

“Then go write another poem,” said Harry as he stepped into his room.

“It was about the Quidditch game we watched last week,” continued Brianna, ignoring Harry's
rudeness. “I called it, `*That Poor Snitch.*'”

“That sounds interesting, Brianna,” said Hermione while Harry was ignoring them both, tying his
letter to Hedwig's leg and instructing her.

“…and remember, girl, don't take anything that old bat gives you. The poor owl that
delivered her letter to me had obviously been poisoned.” The owl seemed to nod sagely in
response.

As soon as the snowy owl flew out the window, Hermione approached Harry with his sister's
tablet in her hands. “Brianna's poem really is cute,” she said cautiously. “You should read
it.”

“Fine,” sighed Harry. “Let me take a look at it.” *

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The week-and-a-half went by quickly, and before Harry knew it, he was at Kings Cross Station in
Platform Nine and Three-Quarters. By now, he, Hermione and Padma could consistently put up a
partial Patronus shield (not corporeal) and Brianna could get a small flash of light that would
last about a second. Aunt Minnie had warned that it would be much more difficult to do that if an
actual Dementor were nearby. “Watch out for your sister,” said his mom, getting his attention.
Their dad had been called into work the day before.

“I will,” vowed Harry, turning toward Brianna. “No one can pick on her but me,” he added with a
smirk.

“I don't need you to watch out for me,” declared Brianna defiantly.

Harry shrugged his shoulders. “Maybe. Maybe not. I'll say one thing, though. If Draco tries
to mess with you, I will once more kick his…”

“Harry!” interrupted Cindy McGonagall. “I don't want to hear about you fighting
anymore.”

“Then tell Aunt Minnie to stop calling you,” he answered with a grin.

“I mean it,” she said sternly. Her expression softened after a moment. She hugged him and
whispered in his ear, “Be careful, Harry. I know Hogwarts is supposed to be safe from that…man who
betrayed your birth-parents, and he shouldn't know who you are anyway, but please try to stay
safe.”

“I will, mom,” he replied as he hugged her back.

“I love you,” she said when they separated.

Looking uncomfortably at the ground, he muttered, “luvutoo.”

Cindy smiled, knowing that her son in all but blood did love her, but, like most boys his age,
was uncomfortable expressing that, especially in a public place like this where his friends were
likely to see him. She turned to her daughter. “I love you, too, Brianna.”

“I love you, too,” she replied.

“Don't get into too much trouble.”

“No more than Harry gets into,” she said with a mischievous grin. “I have to get the American
invasion of Hogwarts back on track.”

Cindy couldn't help but chuckle and shake her head. “I want you to call me as soon as you
get to your dorm tonight and tell me all about the train ride and where you get sorted.”

Harry coughed at that moment, but it sounded suspiciously like, “Slytherin.”

Brianna glared at her brother, but didn't comment.

“I guess we should get on the train,” said Harry, causing Cindy to hug Brianna and wish them a
good trip.

“Come on, sis,” Harry said, determined to watch out for his sister, at least until she had a
group of friends to watch out for her. “Let's find a compartment.”

They boarded the mostly-empty train with their trunks and owls, and quickly found an empty
compartment. After getting the luggage put up properly, Harry noticed his sister looking around the
train, as though trying to memorize it. She'd seen the outside a few times, but never the
inside of the locomotive.

“So, what do you think of the train?”

“It's alright,” she replied before settling down. The faint blush on her cheeks indicated
that she realized he'd caught her gazing at the Hogwarts Express. Her voice lowered to a
whisper. “Are you sure you've got my broom with you?”

“Of course not,” he said with a smirk. “You do know that according to the rules…”

“I'll take that as a yes,” she replied.

“I don't know *what* you're talking about,” he said while grinning. At that time,
the door swung open, revealing, “Hermione!”

“Hi, Harry, Brianna!” she said enthusiastically while doing her best to get her trunk, owl cage
and cat cage into the compartment. Harry quickly got up and helped her. It started raining heavily
outside just before Padma joined them, followed soon after by Neville and Luna so that there was no
room by the time Ginny showed up. Her family always arrived at the last minute, so she had to find
another compartment just before the train started moving.

About ten minutes into the journey, the compartment door swung open yet again, revealing Malfoy,
Crabbe and Goyle. “Well, what do we have here?” drawled the ringleader.

Brianna turned to her brother, “Are those the three squibs you mentioned, Harry?”

“Yes,” he replied, “but you forget to mention their considerably low I.Q. levels.”

“What are you talking about?” yelled Draco, “and who is that first-year girl?”

“See what we mean?” said Hermione to Brianna. “Complete lack of reasoning abilities.”

Harry's sister seemed to be pondering that for a few moments while scratching her chin.
“They would make excellent additions to the Lincoln Park Zoo.”

“SHUT UP!” yelled Draco as his face turned red. His two companions were just staring stupidly at
them.

“That is a good point, Brianna. I didn't think they were good for anything, but they would
fit in well at the monkey house.”

“Brianna?” repeated Malfoy. “You're Harry's sister, aren't you?”

The girl glared at the boy she'd heard a lot about. “And you're Malfoy, the boy Harry
has been beating up regularly.”

He glared at her with contempt before saying, “You're brave now, surrounded by others, but
you won't always be. You'll need to *learn* to respect your betters.”

Harry felt that his promise to watch out for Brianna was more important than his promise to stay
out of trouble. Consequently, after careful consideration, he made the only reasonable decision
that he could. While his face was still turning red, he leapt up and ran right into Malfoy,
grabbing each of his arms by the miniature bicep, and slammed him into a wall. Hermione and the
others quickly had their wands pointed at the Crabbe and Goyle. Harry was squeezing Draco's
arms while glaring in his nemesis' face with more venom than ever before. He visibly paled.

In a calm, but deadly tone of voice, Harry promised, “If you put one finger on her, if you cast
one spell at her, no school rules will stop me from making you regret it. You will beg me to kill
you before it's over.” He then pushed the panicked-looking Malfoy out the door and released
him, causing Draco to start rubbing his arms. He then looked at Draco's bodyguards. “And that
goes for you, too! Now, get out before you get hexed!”

Looking at the enraged expression on Harry's face, as well as the wands that were still
pointed at them, Dumb and Dumber left and Harry closed the door.

“You didn't have to do that, Harry. I can take care of myself,” said Brianna.

Harry took a deep breath, calming down a bit as he sat down. “I'm sure you can handle your
problems, but those goons are mine.” He looked at her seriously. “If they start any trouble at all
with you, I want you to tell me.”

“So you can get in trouble for…”

“Exactly,” said Harry. “They are my trouble, not yours.” He added with a smirk, “I'm sure
you'll come up with your own trouble soon enough.”

“At least this time you didn't hit him,” said Hermione, “so I don't think you can get in
trouble.”

The trip went without incident from the time Malfoy and his goons left until about a half-hour
before they should've arrived at the school. The train lurched to a halt, and the air suddenly
became colder. Harry noticed the window was frosting over as he heard a door nearby open. He
shivered as he felt a sudden chill and noticed he wasn't the only one.

“Something's come aboard,” said Hermione.

“I wonder if,” said Harry before his attention was taken by their door being opened. He began to
feel all his happiness drain from his body, and saw the black-cloaked figure as it seemed to look
at them, although he knew this creature couldn't see. He realized that for the first time in
his life, he was facing a Dementor. “New Sparks,” he whispered, summoning his favorite wand, just
before he began to hear a woman screaming in the background.

Despite the cold, Harry was sweating profusely as he felt more and more joy leave his body.

*“Not Harry! Kill me instead!”* the woman pleaded. The only response he heard was hideous
laughter.

Shaking his head and trying to maintain his consciousness despite the dark creature that was
towering over him, he pointed his wand. “*Expecto Patronum,*” he managed to enunciate, and he
heard three female voices pronounce the same incantation he had. The shield of dim light he'd
formed was joined by two others, and the Dementor moved back a few feet so he could focus more. He
distinctly heard his sister cursing faintly in the background and realized that she hadn't even
produced a spark with her attempt. Harry's Patronus faded, so he quickly conjured another one
before the monster could get to them.

The Boy-Who-Lived-In-Secret felt his magic drain and was panting heavily. He knew he
wouldn't be able to fight the Dementor much longer. Glancing at Hermione and Padma, he could
tell they were all experiencing the same problem. The Dementor moved forward again and held out its
hand, swiping Harry's shield away.

“*Expecto Patronum!*” called a man's voice from outside the compartment, and suddenly a
silver-white creature shaped like some sort of dog came charging at the Dementor from behind. Harry
jumped to the side, afraid the monster would be pushed onto him, but needn't have bothered
because the corporeal Patronus circled around the creature and corralled it out of the
compartment.

Still very shaken up, Harry unsteadily got back to his seat. He was still panting when a wizard
with shabby-looking robes and a kind face, obviously their protector, walked into their
compartment. “Are you alright?” he asked with a concerned expression.

“Y-yeah,” said Harry, looking around at everyone. “We are now. Thanks, um…”

“Oh, I'm sorry. Where are my manners? I'm Professor Lupin, your new Defense Against the
Dark Arts teacher. And you are?” At that moment, the teacher looked into Harry's eyes with
interest.

“I'm Harry.” The professor's eyes widened for some reason. “Harry McGonagall.” The
professor's complexion paled slightly, but he turned to the others, putting a smile back on his
face.

“Hermione Granger.”

“Neville Longbottom, sir.”

“Padma Patil.”

“Brianna McGonagall - Harry's sister.”

They turned their attention to Luna, who was staring at the professor with a blank expression.
“Something about Harry surprised you,” she stated nonchalantly.

“What? No, I mean, Harry just reminds me someone I knew a long time ago. That's all. I
didn't catch your name, Miss…”

“Luna Lovegood. But most people call me Loony.”

“Only pompous gits!” added Neville.

Remus Lupin replied, “He's right, Miss Lovegood. Don't pay any attention to them.” He
then reached into his pocket and pulled out an enormous chocolate bar and started breaking it in
pieces as they watched in silence. When he was finished, he started handing it out. “Here, eat
this. It helps people recover from meeting a Dementor.”

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It was about a half-hour later that the train pulled into Hogsmeade Station. It was still
raining hard, so Harry, yet again, was glad he wasn't wearing glasses anymore. He still had to
apply the moisturizing spell to his eyes every morning, but that was a lot better than having to
walk with glasses in the rain. He wouldn't have been able to see at all. His robe was just
getting soaked when something unusual caught his eyes.

Although it was a bit dark, he thought he saw some kind of huge black dog looking at the
students from between two buildings. As its eyes seemed to do a survey of the students, Harry
remembered what that looked like. While he was at Flourish and Blotts last, he'd noticed a Grim
on the cover of a Divination book, and that's what the dog looked like. Just when he recalled
that detail, the dog began looking him in the eye.

“What's wrong?” Harry jumped slightly from his best friend's words. “Sorry I scared
you,” said Hermione. “You just seemed to be out of it.”

“I-I wasn't scared,” defended Harry, “just a bit startled. I just saw a…” He then noticed
that the dog wasn't there anymore. “Never mind.”

“What?” she asked, now curious.

“Nothing,” he said, “just a dog. It's not there now.”

“Alright,” she replied. “Brianna's already joined Professor Grubbly-Plank with most of the
other first-years. We need to get going.”

They hurried up to catch up with the group, and got there just in time to see a seventh-year
with a Head Boy badge glaring at Draco Malfoy. “Just how stupid do you think I am, Malfoy?!” he
yelled. “I heard every word you said to those first-years, and you are in deep trouble. The
Headmistress has decided to come down hard on you bigoted idiots! Everyone who uses that foul word,
including yourself and these two goons, is going to have detention with her. She'll let you
know when.”

It was then that he noticed a few first-year girls nearby that looked scared and hurt, and his
opinion of Malfoy dropped even lower. They were obviously muggle-borns just entering a new world,
and on their very first day to run across that bigot. He hoped his aunt punished them good. He was
pleased to see the new Head Boy start talking kindly to the young students, and knew beyond the
shadow of a doubt that Percy Weasley would never have tried to comfort those victims of prejudice,
that is if he'd even bothered putting a stop to it. Harry knew that Percy simply enjoyed
wearing a badge, not actually doing the job he was supposed to do. He remembered that Aunt Minnie
had told him that the Head Boy was from Hufflepuff, and that his name was Patrick Furlong.
She'd also told him that Penelope Clearwater was Head Girl and Roger Davies was Ravenclaw
Quidditch Captain.

He grinned as the little girls ran toward Professor Grubbly-Plank, looking a bit happier. He
caught a glimpse of his sister in the group boarding the canoes before getting on a carriage with
Hermione, Padma and Ginny, who told them about how Professor Lupin had been sleeping in the
compartment she'd ended up in until the Dementors arrived. Eventually, they made it inside the
castle.

Harry didn't pay too much attention during most of the sorting, although he did clap
politely whenever someone was sorted into Ravenclaw. He was anxious to see where his sister would
end up. Finally, Professor Flitwick called out the name, “McGonagall, Brianna.”

His sister, still looking wet from the rain, which was still going on if the ceiling of the
Great Hall was accurate, walked up to the stool and put on the old hat.

“Where do you think she'll end up?” whispered Hermione as they waited.

“I don't know,” said Harry. “She doesn't like learning enough to be a Ravenclaw, and I
can't picture her in Hufflepuff. So, either Slytherin or…”

“GRYFFINDOR!” announced the hat, bringing a smile to Brianna's face as she joined the
appropriate table. Harry noticed that she sat down near Ginny.

The rest of the sorting passed quickly, although Harry was noticing an unfortunate pattern. It
seemed that every other first-year was named either Harry, James or Lily. Hermione whispered with a
smirk, “It seems that a lot of wizarding families named their children after you and your
birth-parents.” Harry realized that it was true. These kids were the ones born within ten months of
Voldemort's fall, and many celebrating families undoubtedly wanted to honor the Boy-Who-Lived
and his family. One of the boys was named Harry Planter and had dark hair. How much closer could
they get than that? Harry noticed his sister smirking at him when that boy's name was called,
and hoped no one else noticed.

However, one person at the staff table did. He had been watching the boy since he'd been
introduced. He knew it was possible that his imagination was running wild, but those eyes looked
just like Lily Potter's, and the face looked similar to James' although this boy didn't
have glasses and his hair was the wrong color, but just as perpetually messy. He'd have to
think more about this and see if he could learn more about the boy before jumping to conclusions.
The brother and sister could've simply had a bet that a lot of kids would be named after the
Potter family. He was brought out of his musing by the Headmistress' speech.

“Welcome to Hogwarts, everyone. I shall make some important announcements immediately after the
feast. For now, tuck in.” She waved her hands and the food appeared on all the tables.

The only thing that Aunt Minnie announced after the feast that Harry didn't know about was
that the Potions teacher, Professor LaVelle, would be giving a French class on Saturday afternoons
to anyone who was interested in learning the language, regardless of house or year. If enough
students joined, she'd split the class up into two sections. He immediately decided to take the
class. Hermione said she could already speak a bit of French, but would take the class to
improve.

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The next morning, Harry, Hermione and Padma were sitting together at breakfast, when Professor
Flitwick interrupted them to hand out their schedules. They began looking them over quickly, and
Hermione was the first to speak.

“We've got Arithmancy right after breakfast,” she declared excitedly. “I was hoping to start
one of the new classes today.”

“I've got Muggle Studies instead of Arithmancy,” said Padma. “I decided that I should learn
what I can about muggles, since I wasn't raised in their world.”

Hermione looked surprised while Harry grinned. “I think that was a good idea, Padma.”

“I suppose so,” said Hermione, “although it's a pity you won't be able to learn
Arithmancy.”

At that moment, Hedwig flew up to Harry with a small note tied to her leg. “Thanks, girl,” Harry
said as he loosened the scroll from her and offered his owl a piece of bacon.

“Who's it from?” asked Hermione while Harry quickly read his message.

“Aunt Minnie,” he said quietly to both her and Padma. He leaned in closer to whisper, “Our
*special* Transfiguration tutoring will be Sunday after lunch.” He grinned as both girls'
eyes lit up.

“Oooh! I can't wait!” whispered Hermione, obviously thrilled with the prospect of Animagus
lessons.

“It is BETTER that I don't warn you,” interrupted the last person Harry expected. He thought
he'd handled Trelawney with his letter. She had her hand to her forehead to show her sorrow
over the fake vision she'd just had. “But it is the burden of every great Seer.”

“Professor,” Harry said through gritted teeth. As funny as she was, he was starting to get
annoyed. “If it's better not to warn me, then don't.”

“But I must do my duty to fate, as *you* must as well, my poor child.”

Harry put down his fork and got up, intending to leave the hall before he lost his temper with
the old bat.

“I understand the appeal of running away from fate. Seeing is a great burden to bear.”

“Good day,” Harry said firmly and started walking toward the exit.

“But if you don't obey the fates, then you will be punished.” He continued walking. “The
Grim will soon cross your path.”

Harry faltered in his steps for a moment at the mention of the Grim, because it reminded him of
the dog he saw yesterday. He shook his head and continued walking, not even noticing the
Headmistress intervening, nor his friends hurrying after him.

“Sybil, that is quite enough! Even if he weren't my nephew, I'd still say that student
has made it clear he does not wish to take your class, and since Divination isn't a required
subject, I'll thank you to stop harassing him.”

A few seconds after Harry left the hall, Hermione and Padma caught up with him. “I can't
believe that woman!” said Padma. “Why can't she just give up?”

“I think she'll stop now,” said Hermione. “Did you see Professor McGonagall telling her
off?”

Harry stopped and looked at the girls. “What did Aunt Minnie say?”

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Arithmancy was very interesting, and talked about the mathematical principles behind magic.
Professor Vector even mentioned that in the N.E.W.T. classes, they start learning how to create
basic spells. Fortunately, the professor didn't assign homework.

Immediately following that, Harry and Hermione met back up with Padma for Defense Against the
Dark Arts with Hufflepuff. Padma mentioned that she saw Brianna leaving the room in a hurry to get
to Charms class. Both Harry and Hermione had been worried by Professor Lupin's reaction to
Harry on the train and wondered if he knew the Potters. Their worries only increased when Lupin was
taking attendance and said, “Harry…McGonagall,” with a pause between the names like that.

At that moment, Harry wondered if his parents should've changed his first name. He
responded, “Here,” and the teacher looked in his eyes once again. He wasn't using Legilimency -
Harry would've known if he'd tried - but that professor stared at his eyes far too many
times for comfort. Harry knew that his eyes looked like his birth-mother's, and for the first
time, he regretted getting contact lenses. He should've gotten prescription sunglasses that hid
his eyes instead.

The teacher went on with the attendance and then announced, “Put away your books. We'll be
having a practical lesson today, and all you'll need are your wands.” He then led them to the
staff room, where he introduced them to a dark creature.

“Does anybody here know what a Boggart is?” he asked. Every Ravenclaw, along with half the
Hufflepuffs, raised their hands. “Miss Granger?”

“It's a shape-shifter,” she said. “It can take the shape of whatever it thinks will frighten
us most.”

“Couldn't have put it better myself,” said Professor Lupin. After a few more minutes of
lecturing, he surprised Harry by saying, “Mr. McGonagall, Come up here and help me with the
demonstration.”

Having no choice, Harry walked up to face the dark creature he'd previously read about and
hoped he wouldn't have to face this soon. “Yes, sir.”

“What's your greatest fear?”

Not really having any idea what it would be, he said, “Facing a Boggart, sir,” much to the
amusement of the class. Even Lupin grinned at that.

“Are you saying you don't know what your greatest fear is?” he asked softly.

“Yes, sir.”

He looked thoughtful. “Hmm. That does complicate things. What you all will have to do is to
think of a way for your greatest fear to be turned into something funny. For example, making a
mummy unravel or a banshee getting laryngitis. When you have that picture in your head, you point
your wand at the Boggart and say the incantation, `*Riddikulus!**'* Good luck, Mr.
McGonagall.”

Harry stepped up toward the wardrobe where the Boggart had been trapped, and at the same time,
Remus used his wand to open it. Harry was not at all prepared for what he saw.

In front of him, lying in the exact position Ginny Weasley had been in months before when Harry
entered the Chamber of Secrets, was the dead form of Hermione Granger. She was wearing the same
school uniform that the real Hermione was wearing. In fact, the only difference between the two was
that the real Hermione was breathing, but this one wasn't. Harry paled as the rest of the class
gasped. He heard something hit the floor, and a moment later realized he'd dropped his
wand.

Suddenly, someone jumped in front of Harry, and Hermione's body morphed into a sphere of
some kind with a loud CRACK. However, before Harry could figure out what kind of sphere, Professor
Lupin, who Harry realized was the person who'd jumped in front of him, said the incantation,
and the orb turned into a balloon with another loud CRACK and blew around the room as it lost
air.

It stopped in front of Padma and morphed into a huge snake. The girl paled for a moment before
saying, “*Riddikulus**!*” and changing it into a large jack-in-the-box. The Boggart ended
up in front of almost everybody in the whole class before time ran out. Hermione was the only
person from Ravenclaw who didn't face it.

After class, Lupin asked Harry, Hermione and Padma to stay for a minute and informed them that
he'd continue the Patronus lessons Professor McGonagall had begun on Saturday morning and
dismissed them after they promised to be there.

“I wish I'd gotten the chance to face the Boggart,” Hermione complained on the way out of
class.

“I wish I hadn't,” Harry muttered, but both his companions heard him. Hermione blushed and
remained silent, looking at the floor, just like Harry.

Padma interjected, “You just weren't ready for it, Harry. That's all. You've
actually seen life or death situations, so your Boggart reflected that you'd be afraid of one
of your friends dying.”

“I guess so,” said Harry, looking up to face her.

“The Boggart just picked the girl you care about most,” she said deadpan, causing Harry's
face to turn bright red.

“I, I've got to go. I'll…see you at lunch,” Harry said before bolting.

“Padma!” yelled Hermione.

“What?” she asked with a smirk. “I'm just telling the truth and you know it.”

“Maybe,” Hermione replied, smiling, “but all you accomplished was to drive him away.”

“He'll be back once his face can't light up the whole castle anymore,” she said
defensively.

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Padma was correct that Harry did show up a few minutes after lunch started, and decided to
pretend that the whole `Boggart' situation had never happened. He was rather successful until a
certain first-year Gryffindor girl with brown hair and blue eyes walked up to them.

“Hi, Harry.”

“Hey, Brianna,” he said with a grin. “Congratulations on not making Slytherin. I can't say
how surprised I am.”

“Ha-ha,” she replied.

“I'm sure you like all those red decorations in that common room.”

“Yes, I do,” she replied. “Did Padma mention I had Defense first class?” Harry and Hermione
nodded. “I would've waited for you guys but didn't want to be late for Charms. Professor
Lupin said he was going to tell you that we're having the Patronus lesson Saturday. Did
he?”

“Yes,” said Hermione.

“He also said he was going to show you guys a Boggart.”

“Um, yeah,” said Harry, looking at the floor, causing Brianna to ask Padma,

“What happened?”

Following the embarrassing account of Harry's Boggart, along with a lot of teasing from his
little sister, Harry announced he was done eating and going to Care of Magical Creatures class
early. Hermione and Padma followed.

Professor Grubbly-Plank's lesson was on an Augurey she'd brought for class. It basically
looked like small, underfed, greenish-black vulture and sings what sounds like a frightening wail
when it's going to rain. They are rated by the Ministry as harmless, thus Grubbly-Plank felt
comfortable showing one to her class of third-years. Malfoy was in this class, but didn't start
any trouble.

Padma was taking this course, as well as Ancient Runes, which they had next. She informed them
that according to Parvati, Professor Trelawney had told her class that Harry had `the gift' but
hadn't signed up for Divination. Thus, due to this grave error, he had trouble in his future,
perhaps even the Grim.

Ancient Runes was a difficult subject for Harry, even though he had read the book. He understood
the concepts, but had trouble memorizing all the different symbols. Hermione promised to help him
learn them.

After dinner, Harry found that Roger Davies had posted a notice in the common room that everyone
that wanted to play Quidditch was required to tryout, even if they'd been on the team the
previous year, and that tryouts would be Sunday Morning. After spending a few hours doing homework,
he bid Hermione and Padma a good night and went to bed.

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Please review. Thank you to those who have.

*If you wish to read the poem, *That Poor Snitch*, which I credited to Brianna, it is
located within the fanfiction.net reviews of the previous chapter, and was actually written by the
author JustWriter2 (http://www.fanfiction.net/u/892327/JustWriter2),
who also posted it at http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4223835/1/That_Poor_Snitch.
I find it quite amusing, and I'm sure she would appreciate a review of that poem if you enjoy
it as well.

By the way, several reviewers have informed me that there were longer Quidditch games than the
one described in the previous chapter. Since I can't even imagine watching a 5 day game, let
alone one that lasts longer, in this story that was the longest game ever.

By the way, in PoA, Professor Lupin claimed nobody knows what a Boggart looks like when it's
alone, yet in OotP, Mad-Eye Moody used his magical eye to determine that a Boggart was at Grimmauld
Place from a different room. Apparently, he knows what they look like.

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25. Friends of the Family
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Harry Potter and all characters, etc. belong to J.K. Rowling, not me.

**Harry McGonagall - Chapter 2****5** **-** **Friends of the Family**

“Excellent. I see you're all on time,” said Remus Lupin as he opened the door to his
classroom. Harry, Hermione, Padma and Brianna walked in. It was Saturday morning, the day of their
first Patronus lesson with Professor Lupin.

“To begin with, let's see how well you're doing so far. Harry, you first.”

While he stepped forward and summoned his wand out of his holster, Remus was once again struck
by how much this blond boy with an American accent otherwise reminded him of his old friends. His
face was almost identical to James' at that age, except for his eyes, which looked exactly like
Lily's. He was brought back to the present by the spell being cast.

“*Expecto Patronum!*” shouted Harry, causing a round shield of light to come from his
wand.

“Good job, Harry. I'm sure that helped hold back the Dementor on the train.”

“For a few seconds,” he replied, slightly blushing, “but then it was able to push it to the side
like my Patronus was nothing.”

After the other three had demonstrated the spell, Brianna complained, “I couldn't even get
that small shield up at all when that monster was in our compartment,” sounding ashamed.

Remus nodded. “It is much more difficult to cast the spell when a Dementor is near, and
you're all going to have to work very hard to master this spell. It's actually a N.E.W.T.
level charm, so it's amazing that you've already had any success with it, especially you,
Brianna. You should be proud of what you've accomplished. Now, let's see if we can't
improve all your Patronuses before this lesson is over…”

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After lunch, the four students went to Professor LaVelle's French class, which had
twenty-nine students of all grades and houses. Since it was that small, she decided to keep them
all in one class - every Saturday afternoon. Hermione knew everything covered in the first lesson,
but still wanted to continue in the class.

The next morning was the Ravenclaw Quidditch tryouts, with Roger Davies, the new captain, having
everybody earn their positions, even if they'd had them the previous year. Harry found that
they went very much the way they had under Michelle the previous year, starting off with everyone
flying around the pitch to eliminate a few hopefuls who couldn't fly a broom to save their
lives.

Roger obviously kept his starting position, and Sean Bradley, a 4th year who'd
been on the team since his 2nd year, was clearly the best Chaser candidate and would
naturally keep his starting position. That left one open spot on the starting team, and the
competition was fierce. Hermione, on her Nimbus 2001, gave her best, and from the stands Harry
could easily see she'd improved a lot over the past year, even if she wasn't as good as
Davies and Bradley. When Chaser tryouts were over, he honestly couldn't predict who would win
the coveted position on the starting team, but told Hermione she'd done a great job.

When it finally was time for the Seekers to try out, Cho Chang was, yet again, Harry's only
competition. She had improved over the previous year, but Harry managed to beat her to the Snitch,
yet again. Since it was only the two of them, it was obvious that Harry would be a starter while
Cho would be a reserve.

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As soon as the tryout was over, Harry and Hermione went to lunch, sitting with Padma, who had
spent the morning doing `Muggle Studies' homework.

“How'd it go?”

“Harry was fantastic!” said Hermione enthusiastically, causing Harry's ears to turn
pink.

“I was okay,” he said. “I managed to beat Cho, anyway, and she was my only competition. Hermione
flew the best I've ever seen her. I think she has a good chance of making the starting team
this year.”

“There were others better than me,” replied Hermione with a slight frown.

“I think you underestimate yourself,” he replied before shrugging his shoulders. “Anyway, we
should know tonight what Roger decides.”

“You're right,” said Hermione. “There's no point in worrying about it.”

“Besides,” interjected Padma, who'd enjoyed listening to them discuss the tryouts,
“we've got something else to look forward to today - our *special* lesson.”

Both Harry and Hermione grinned. He said, “At 1:30…”

“In Professor McGonagall's office,” completed Hermione.

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After lunch, the C.A.R.E. group met together at headquarters to study together until the trio
left to meet with Headmistress McGonagall for extra help in Transfiguration. It's not that they
didn't trust anyone in their group, but the Animagus lessons were supposed to be a complete
secret. They walked up to the gargoyle guarding the entrance.

Harry looked distinctly uncomfortable as he faced the statue. “I can't believe Aunt Minnie
went and…” he grumbled before Hermione interrupted him with a smirk.

“Green-Eyed Seeker,” she proclaimed, convincing the gargoyle to move, allowing them access to
the stairs. Harry's ears turned pink.

“It could be worse,” Padma said. “She could have made it, `*I luv my* *`ittle*
*nephy-poo.'*” Harry glared at her without comment as they walked. Hermione was laughing
as she knocked on the door.

“Come in.”

“Hello, Professor,” said Hermione as she opened the door. “I must say I like your new
password.”

A small smile crossed the older woman's lips. “It's easy for me to remember and I doubt
many people would guess it.”

“Plus, it has the extra benefit of irritating me,” added Harry dryly.

“There is that,” she replied nonchalantly before chuckling for a moment. The girls giggled madly
as Harry's face turned red. “Before we embarrass my nephew any further, I thought I'd let
you know the punishment that I'm assigning to everyone who uses the vile m-word or shows
blood-prejudice in another way.”

“You mean what Malfoy and his goons are going to be doing?” said Harry.

“Yes, they are the first recipients of this punishment.”

“So, what is it?” asked Padma.

“I've given them each a copy of the school O.W.L. records for the past hundred years. They
are public records. Their jobs are for each of them to tally up the number of O.W.L.s that went to
pureblood, half-blood and muggle-born students and mathematically determine their distribution -
which group got more per person - and then write up a report about their findings.”

Hermione's eyebrows came together as she thought about this for a few moments before asking,
“What will their findings be?”

“That the purebloods have been doing more poorly with each generation,” Minerva sadly replied.
“Oh, certain individual purebloods have done well, but on the whole their magical ability and
intelligence have been declining.”

“Due to inbreeding?” suggested Hermione cautiously.

“Most likely,” nodded Minerva. “Many families are so concerned about making sure their blood
remains *pure* that they'll marry their own cousins. Misters Crabbe and Goyle are products
of that.” She took a deep breath, shaking her head. “So far, the Malfoy family hasn't gone
beyond fourth cousins, but I wouldn't be surprised if it does in the next generation or
two.”

“I can just imagine Malfoy's conclusion,” said Harry.

“The muggle-borns are cheating,” finished Hermione.

“If he remembers to use the right term,” commented Padma.

“Now that I've told you about that,” said Minerva, “I believe we should get started. We all
know why we're here.”

“To become party animals,” said Padma with a grin.

“To become *Animagi*,” corrected Minerva, now entering what they knew as lecture mode.
Padma's expression returned to normal. “This is a long and difficult process, which takes
nearly two years on average. You've all read and understood the book I gave you, so one of you
should be able to tell me the first step in the process, which you will begin now.”

Hermione's hand immediately shot up in the air. “Hermione,” said the Headmistress. “Since
this is not a formal class, I don't believe that it is necessary to observe that particular
protocol of raising your hand to speak.”

Her ears turned pink, but she spoke anyway. “Sorry, Professor. The first step is to clear your
mind in order to get tuned-in to your instincts.”

“Correct. I would reward points for that answer, but we want this training to be off the
record.”

“Isn't that first part similar to preparing to learn occlumency?” asked Harry.

“Yes, to a point. However, that is where the similarities end. In order to become an Animagus,
you must delve deep within yourself to learn your very primal nature. It will probably take several
weeks before you're able to tap into that form, and even then, you won't know what it is
until you successfully transform, but I have high hopes that you'll all be able to begin
attempting to transform a finger by Christmas.”

“A finger?” repeated Harry with a dismayed expression on his face.

“Yes, Harry,” she answered a bit harshly. “I told you this will take about two years of hard
work. If you haven't the patience for it, now's the time to say so.”

“I'm sorry,” he said, properly humbled.

“Very well. To begin…”

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Two hours later, a very mentally exhausted trio made their way into Ravenclaw Tower. Harry had
honestly believed that the Animagus exercises would be easy, but he was proven wrong. It did give
him an even higher respect for his Aunt Minnie for going through all of that work to become a tabby
cat. However, he had made up his mind to become a `party animal' and was determined to see it
through. Besides, he knew there was a prophecy involving him and Voldemort, even though he
didn't know the exact contents. If it did turn out to mean he had to fight Voldemort, he wanted
to have every possible weapon he could, including the ability to turn into an animal, during that
fight.

“Oh, look,” commented Padma. “They've already got the Quidditch roster posted.”

Hermione tensed up immediately. “R-really?” she asked.

Deciding not to comment on his best friend's nervousness, he put a hand on her shoulder and
gently pushed her forward. “Come on. Let's see who Roger picked.” As soon as they were close
enough, Harry scanned the list with his eyes.

**Ravenclaw Quidditch** **L****ine-****U****p**

Chaser/Cpt. Roger Davies - 5th year

Chaser Sean Bradley - 4th year

Chaser Hermione Granger - 3rd year

“Yes!!!” shouted Hermione before Harry got past her name, calling a lot of attention to them.
When she noticed, her face turned red and she looked down, but the smile never faded.

`*She looks so cute when she'**s embarrassed,*' he thought for a moment before
stopping that train of thought. `*She's not cute! She's your best friend!*' he
forcefully reminded himself. He grinned at her and said, “Congratulations, Hermione. I knew
you'd make it.” He glanced back at the list just to make sure he was the starting Seeker,
remembering what happens to people who assume. He smiled when he read his name.

Seeker Harry McGonagall - 3rd year

Hermione suddenly frowned. “Now, people are going to expect me to be as good as Roger and Sean.
I'm going to have to put in more time to practice, but I've got to keep up my studying
and…”

“Hermione, relax. All people will expect is for you to do your best.” Harry smirked when he
added, “If anyone criticizes you, I'll…”

“Do nothing,” interrupted Hermione, crossing her arms. “Remember to control your temper.”

“Good job, Hermione,” interrupted Padma with a grin.

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The next two weeks went by quickly, with Patronus lessons every Saturday and Quidditch and
Animagus practices every Sunday. Harry was getting a bit nervous about Lupin recognizing him for
who he really was, especially after he got his aunt to admit that he had known the Potters well.
The DADA teacher had subtly asked different questions about his family, and learned that
Harry's family had moved to America about two months after Voldemort was vanquished. Not
knowing what else to do, Harry just did his best not to call more attention to himself, hoping that
Lupin wouldn't put the clues together.

Harry, Hermione and Padma were sitting at the Ravenclaw table on Thursday, September
16th, eating dinner when a first-year Gryffindor girl interrupted them.

“Hey, guess what?”

“What, Brianna?” replied Harry with a grin. He had a feeling that he already knew what had
happened.

“We had our first flying lesson.”

“I know,” Harry replied with a smile. “I'll bet you did a lot better than the other kids
since you've been flying for years.”

“Exactly! Madam Hooch said I was one of the best first-years she's seen!”

“That's good, Brianna,” said Hermione.

“Just remember,” Harry said, with his voice lowered, “Don't get caught with your Silver
Bullet, but if you do, I had nothing to do with you getting it here.”

“There you are, Brianna,” said another little girl in a Gryffindor uniform. She had red hair and
brown eyes.

“I was just telling my brother about our flying lesson, Lily.”

“That's your brother, Harry?” the girl asked.

“Yes. Harry, this is one of my dorm mates - Lily Spindler.”

“It's good to meet you,” said Harry with a grin. “I'm sorry about your misfortune of
sharing a room with my sister,” he said sympathetically. “I know she can be a real…OUCH…pain.”
Brianna had kicked his shin while he was talking. “See what I mean?” The girl giggled and Harry
continued. “These are Hermione Granger and Padma Patil.” The two girls waved at Lily.

“Did you tell him how you flew that Slytherin boy into the ground?”

“What happened?” asked Harry, now slightly concerned as his eyes scanned Brianna for any
injuries.

“Nothing, just some pureblood brat who doesn't think the children of squibs should be
allowed at Hogwarts, or to fly brooms. I challenged him to a little competition toward the end,
when Hooch let us do a bit of free-flying and ran him into the ground.”

“Did you get in trouble?” asked Hermione.

“No, I didn't make him follow me. He simply crashed because he couldn't keep up, so we
all got to see a bit of his pureblood flowing gracefully from his nose into the mud, becoming
*mudblood*.”

“What's his name?” asked Harry intently.

“It doesn't matter,” said Brianna, looking intently into her brother's eyes as if to
say, “*Stay out of it*.” “If he starts any trouble, I'll handle it.”

“Fine,” said Harry, giving in for the moment.

Lily looked between the two of them and faced Harry. “You'd beat the tar out of that boy
right now if Brianna said the word, wouldn't you?”

Despite the disapproving looks he was getting from both Brianna and Hermione, he answered
honestly. “Yes, I would.”

Lily beamed at him. “That is so sweet! A boy ready to stick up for his little sister. Brianna
doesn't know how lucky she is to have you. I wish I my brother was like you. He's a
second-year Hufflepuff named George, by the way, but he won't even publicly talk to me here -
afraid it'll ruin his reputation. But he…”

“We'd better get to our table, Lily,” interrupted Brianna, exchanging a look with her
brother as they left.

“That girl Lily sure can talk,” said Harry.

“I think she fancies you,” commented Padma, earning a glare from both her companions.
“That's why she was just chattering away.”

“Did you notice her name and hair color?” asked Hermione.

“Naturally,” said Harry, rolling his eyes.

“I wonder if she'd have been named Harriet if she'd been born with black hair instead of
red,” commented Padma.

Harry completely ignored his friend, picking up his fork and jabbing it into a piece of roast
beef.

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It was only three days later, on a Sunday evening, that for the third year in a row Harry threw
a small birthday party for Hermione. Like the previous year, it was at C.A.R.E. headquarters, and
all their friends attended. Harry gave Hermione a broomstick servicing kit for her Nimbus 2001, as
well as a new pair of Chaser gloves. She and Harry were the last to leave Hagrid's old cabin,
and just before Hermione walked out, she said, “Thank you, Harry,” and kissed him on the cheek.

He stood there in shock for a few minutes, watching her walk away, absent-mindedly touching the
spot on his cheek where she'd placed her lips. “You're welcome,” he finally whispered when
she was completely out of earshot.

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The next time they saw each other, both Harry and Hermione pretended nothing had happened and
acted the same as always. The next week, the trio was on their way to Charms class, when they saw
Brianna hurriedly walking the opposite direction.

“She must be running late,” he commented.

“Look at that,” commented Padma, who pointed her finger at a first-year boy in Slytherin robes
pointing his wand behind Brianna.

“New Sparks!” whispered Harry, summoning his wand.

Unfortunately, the first-year cast a tripping hex at Brianna before Harry could interfere. It
hit her in the leg and she fell forward. She was slowly getting her wand in her hand as Harry's
face turned red. He took a deliberate step before a hand reached around him from behind, grabbing
his chest.

“Let her handle this,” whispered Hermione, who was holding Harry back.

The boy was laughing as he yelled, “You're just as bad as a mudblood, you…”

Faster than lightning, Brianna turned around and aimed her wand. “*Bates
Mocus**!*”

The greenish-yellow spell shot from Brianna's wand straight to the Slytherin's nose. He
suddenly had an expression of terror on his face as he began to claw at his nose, which disgusting
little yellow bats were now exiting while flapping their wings.

“Eww!” said Hermione.

“Gross,” agreed Padma. “I wonder where she learned that.”

“If I'm not mistaken,” said Hermione, “that's the bat-bogey hex that Ginny Weasley
enjoys casting.”

“I've seen them together a few times,” said Harry, enjoying watching the Slytherin trying to
fight off the bats that were now attacking his face. “She must have taught it to Brianna.”

“What's going on here?” came the squeaky voice of Professor Flitwick.

“That Slytherin attacked my sister from behind,” answered Harry, “so she hexed him back. Do you
have time to watch it in a Pensieve?”

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After watching the memory, the Slytherin, whose name was Malachi Macnair, was sent to the
headmistress for punishment. Brianna was very proud of herself for the way she'd handled the
situation, and Harry was glad he hadn't interfered. Otherwise, he would've been the
recipient of the bat-bogey hex.

The rest of the week passed quickly, and before long, it was Saturday morning, and the Patronus
lesson was just about over. Harry had kept his shield up for nearly a minute.

“Good job, Harry,” said Lupin.

“Thanks.”

Remus looked around the room at the others. “You all did well. The lesson's over, but I
would like to speak with Harry privately.”

“Er, fine,” said Harry, not seeing much of a choice. He exchanged a look of concern with
Hermione, Padma and Brianna, but none of them said anything. “Um, bye guys.”

“Bye, Harry,” said Hermione while touching his hand briefly.

“See you,” said Padma.

“See ya, later,” said Brianna. “I've got to catch up with Lily.”

Once the three girls were outside the room, Professor Lupin closed the door and turned around.
Seeing Harry still standing, he said, “Have a seat, Mr. Potter.”

Harry's eyes bulged out. “P-P-Potter? My name's McGonagall. You know that.”

“I know that,” he replied calmly, “but I also know that you have James Potter's face and
untamable hair, even if it's not the same color. You also have Lily Evans' eyes. Your name
is Harry and you're the right age. Dumbledore said you had a scar, but those things can be
hidden.” He looked Harry straight in the eyes from a foot away for about thirty seconds. “You are
Harry Potter. Admit it.”

The Boy-Who-Lived swallowed as he backed into a chair and sat without saying anything.

“So what happened? Did Dumbledore ask Professor McGonagall to find you a home? It would be a
clever ruse to claim you'd disappeared. None of the Death Eaters can harm you if they don't
know where you are.”

“No,” said Harry, finally speaking. “Aunt Minnie didn't tell Dumbledore.”

“Really?” Remus asked, looking genuinely surprised.

“He knows now.” Harry paused before adding, “Are you going to expose me?”

Remus sat down facing his student. “Your parents were the best friends I ever had. I'd never
betray their son…or them.” Remus' expression hardened at the end of that sentence, and Harry
believed he knew why.

“My aunt told me all about Sirius Black and…what he did.”

Taking a deep breath, Lupin said, “Yes, well, I *won't* be like him. I would like to
know the whole story, though. Why did Minerva take you from your relatives? Who else knows? How did
Dumbledore find out?”

“Professor,” said Harry with one hand up, as thought to say *slow down*, “let's take
this one question at a time. Did Lily Potter ever tell you about her sister?”

“Well, yes. She said they didn't get along very well, that she was terribly jealous of her
magic. If memory serves, she married a thoroughly despicable fellow - Vernon Doosley.”

“It's Dursley, but the rest is right. Aunt Minnie watched that family for the whole day, and
came to the conclusion that they were the worst sort of muggles imaginable. I met them a few years
ago and agree. Anyway, when Dumbledore tried to leave me with them, Aunt Minnie warned him not to,
but he wouldn't listen. So, once he'd apparated away, leaving me on the doorstep with a
note, she took me and got my parents - her nephew Mark and his wife Cindy - to adopt me. They
claimed they found me on *their* doorstep.”

For the next few hours, Harry explained the rest of his story to Professor Lupin, who then
started telling him about James and Lily, going so far as to show Harry a picture of them with him
in the middle. It was taken the day Harry was born. It was really the first time he'd really
talked about his parents. Aunt Minnie had told him a bit about them, but she found the topic rather
painful, so she didn't bring them up often. Besides, as Remus pointed out, she didn't know
half of what James got up to while he was in school. When Remus mentioned the Invisibility cloak,
Harry decided not to mention that he had it, since the man talking to him was a teacher. Remus was
under the impression that the cloak was lost or destroyed when Voldemort attacked the Potters, and
Harry decided to keep it that way.

The conversation finally ended when there was a knock at the door. “Come in,” said Lupin, and in
stepped Hermione. She looked a bit nervous.

“I'm sorry to interrupt. I just wanted to make sure that…that Harry was still here. He
missed lunch and…”

“I'm sorry,” said Lupin. “I completely lost track of the time. Why don't I show you to
the kitchens?”

“We know the way,” said Harry without thinking.

Remus looked at him for a moment before laughing. “Just like your father.”

Hermione interjected nervously, “Y-You know Mr. McGonagall?”

Harry grinned at his best friend, who was still trying to keep his secret. “No, Hermione. He
knew my *other* father.” She gasped. “He's promised to keep the secret.”

“Alright then,” she replied. “Why don't we get you some food from the kitchens and we'll
go study at Headquarters?”

“Sounds like a plan to me.”

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The next month went by quickly, with Professor Lupin and Harry taking an hour out of each week
to talk about James and Lily. For the first time, Harry was really beginning to think of himself as
their son as well as the McGonagalls.' They were becoming more real to him, especially after
Lupin gave him a photo album with copies of all his pictures of them, including the one he'd
shown Harry. Harry was also getting more and more fond of Remus (as he was told to call him when
they were alone) as well, and missed him when he was too sick to teach DADA during the first week
of October, even though Professor Flitwick did a fantastic job substituting.

The headmistress was a bit worried that Lupin knew Harry's true identity, but was a bit more
relaxed about it after she'd talked to him and he'd assured her that he wouldn't tell
anyone about Harry's true identity.

Before long it was Halloween, the day of Harry's first Hogsmeade trip. He, Hermione and
Padma were planning on exploring the whole town together. The three Ravenclaws were sitting
together at breakfast when a voice from behind Harry said, “Hi, Harry. Since you're going to
Hogsmeade, I thought I'd allow you the privilege of picking this stuff up for me.”

Harry turned around to see his sister holding a piece of parchment. “What if I say no,
Brianna?”

“Then I'll ask Aunt Minnie to get it for me because you're too busy to do it,” she
replied with a smirk. Harry knew that she had him. He'd get in trouble for refusing.

“Fine. Give me the list and your money.”

After she'd complied, Brianna asked, “So, are you and Hermione gonna go to Hogsmeade
together?”

“With Padma,” Harry grumbled.

“Harry,” his sister replied condescendingly, “That's not the way dates work. Two's
company but three's a crowd. You'll have to find a way to ditch Padma so you and Hermione
can…”

“We are *not* dating!” he said softly but angrily. “In fact, I won't even be going to
Hogsmeade with her. I'll hang out with Neville.”

“But you'll miss…”

“I will *NOT* miss Hermione!” hissed Harry, not noticing the hurt expression on his best
friend's face. He got up. “I'm done eating,” he declared before heading toward Neville at
the Gryffindor table.

“Good going, Brianna,” said Padma.

The girl seemed surprised. “But I was just…”

“Getting him to admit he won't miss me,” said Hermione miserably.

“He didn't mean it,” said Padma. “He's just mad at Brianna. Let's just go to
Hogsmeade without Harry. He'll be calmed down by the time we get back.”

Hermione got up and left the table. Padma stayed back a moment before saying, “Brianna, if you
actually want them to get together, stop pushing them. All you'll do is drive them apart.” Then
she walked away from the younger girl and joined Hermione.

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Harry spent his whole day in Hogsmeade with Neville, checking out the different shops and
pretending to be happy. Every time he saw Padma and Hermione, he turned around, telling himself
that he can spend one day without Hermione. They even ate lunch at opposite sides of the Three
Broomsticks. The only trouble was that he'd keep imagining how she would react to the different
places they visited. He knew she wouldn't be too excited about Honeydukes, because she
doesn't eat many sweets. She'd love the book shop. He knew she'd recite the legend of
the Shrieking Shack, with whatever facts there were about the place, naming each witness who'd
admitted to hearing screams coming from the small cabin. While he was picking up Brianna's
order, Harry did buy a special quill for Hermione that he thought she'd like, but told Neville
that it was for himself.

Hermione kept a smile plastered on her face the whole day as she walked with Padma, but it was
really difficult when she'd see Harry turn his back on her. “Don't worry, Hermione,” Padma
would say. “He's just being stubborn. He misses you even more than you miss him. He just
won't admit it.”

“I'm not so sure,” Hermione replied the first time Padma said that. “Why should he enjoy
hanging out with me? I've kept him busy reading most of the time…”

“When you're not at Quidditch practice with him,” the Hindu girl replied. “I'd have
never guessed you'd join a team when I first met you.” She sighed. “My point is that you're
not boring, and Harry knows you're not boring.” She grinned. “He's crazy about you and just
doesn't want to admit it.”

Hermione blushed for a moment before a worried expression crossed her face. “But if he is…then
why shouldn't he admit it? Is he ashamed to fancy me?”

“He just doesn't want to prove Brianna right. That's all. Eventually, he'll realize
that he's making himself a lot more miserable than he's making Brianna.”

With a sigh, Hermione replied, “I hope so.”

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After dropping off Brianna's purchases, Harry did join Hermione and Padma at the Halloween
feast, sitting next to Hermione as usual. “Hi, girls,” he said. “How'd you enjoy your day?”

“It was fun,” said Hermione with a fake grin.

“Listen, I'm sorry if I hurt your feelings earlier today, Hermione,” he said softly. He
glanced around to see his sister at the Gryffindor table with her back to him. “I did miss you, and
I got you a little something.” He pulled out the Ravenclaw blue quill he'd purchased for her.
“It's not much, but…”

“I love it,” she said with a grin. “Thank you.”

The rest of the feast went by pleasantly after that, and when it was over, they were dismissed
to the Ravenclaw common room. They were studying together at a table when Professor Flitwick
entered the room with an uncharacteristically grim expression.

“I'm afraid everyone has to spend the night in the Great Hall. Sirius Black has been sighted
inside the castle.”

Shouts of, “What?” and, “Where?” came from all over the room.

“For reasons not yet determined, he was trying to make his way into Gryffindor Tower and slashed
the portrait that guards the entrance with a knife.”

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26. Beginnings
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**Harry McGonagall - Chapter 2****6** **-** **Beginnings**

After Professor Flitwick had finished telling the Ravenclaw students about Sirius Black's
attempted break-in to Gryffindor Tower, Harry, along with all his housemates, hurriedly prepared
for bed in silence so that five minutes later the large group of children in bedclothes were
following their head of house to the Great Hall. The whole time, Harry was thinking only one thing
- `*Black knows I'm here, but like last time, he doesn't want to just kill me. He wants
to kill Brianna first.'*

“I know what you're thinking…” a familiar whisper pulled him out of his musings. He turned
to see his best friend, Hermione Granger, looking pointedly at him. She continued quietly, “…but
you're wrong. Black wasn't after Brianna. It's just a coincidence.”

“But,” he began to protest before being cut off.

Hermione whispered firmly, with Padma between them and any potential eavesdroppers, “The Potters
were all in Gryffindor and so was Sirius Black. If he is after Harry Potter, that's where
he'd look for him.” She paused. “It does seem strange that he doesn't know the
Boy-Who-Lived never showed up here, though.” She shrugged. “But that's the only possible
explanation of why he came here. She's the wrong gender and wrong year.”

“So you're saying Brianna's probably safe. He'll just kill Neville instead, thinking
he's the Boy-Who-Lived.”

Hermione nodded with a concerned expression. “Or possibly Seamus Finnegan. I don't think
he'd mistake Ron Weasley for Harry Potter, and certainly not Dean Thomas.”

“What about the twelve innocent people he killed beside Pettigrew?” countered Harry, starting to
raise his voice until Hermione alerted him to that fact. He quietly continued, “He doesn't have
any problem killing bystanders, so Brianna is still in danger.”

“No more danger than any other Gryffindor,” she replied. She then added, “We're here.”

She was correct; they had arrived in the Great Hall, which was currently filled with sleeping
bags. The Gryffindors were already settled in for the night while the other houses were arriving.
Harry scanned the group of `lions' with his eyes until he found the one he was looking for
amongst the first-year girls. He made a beeline straight for his sister, with Hermione and Padma
staying behind with the other Ravenclaws, figuring they should be alone.

When Harry approached Brianna, he saw that she was unusually pale as she lay in her pink
sleeping bag, with just her head sticking out. She was in between two other girls - one of whom was
her friend, Lily. They were all wide-awake, and Lily blushed slightly when he walked up to
them.

“Hi, Brianna,” he said and nodded to the other girls. “I wanted to make sure you're
alright.”

“I'm fine,” she replied quickly. “You didn't need to bother.”

“There's no reason to be rude,” chided Lily. “I wish my brother cared enough to check on
me.”

“Fine,” she said with a sigh and turned to Harry. “I'm sorry. Thank you for your
concern.”

Harry knew his sister too well to be convinced by her brave face. She was scared and upset. The
worst part was probably that she didn't have anybody who knew why she'd take this visit by
Sirius Black personally, so she had to act like she didn't. However, he didn't think that
telling her so would help this conversation any. So, he decided to be polite and say, “That's
alright. I'm glad you're fine. You know where to find me if you need anything.” He squeezed
her shoulder reassuringly for a moment before saying, “Goodnight,” and walking away.

After he found his Ravenclaw friends and briefly told them what happened, he claimed a blue
sleeping back and tried to sleep.

--HP--

Over the next few days, the assault on Gryffindor's portrait by the notorious Sirius Black
seemed to be the only thing anybody could talk about. Lupin seemed especially distressed to Harry.
In fact, he seemed quite ill when they had him in class on Thursday and was too sick to teach the
next day, according to Cho Chang, who had DADA on Fridays. He was still too ill for their Patronus
lesson the next day. Harry wondered if he'd gotten himself sick worrying about Sirius or if he
just was chronically ill, since he'd also been sick the previous month.

Harry was surprised the next day to see that Lupin hadn't been well enough to watch the
first Quidditch match of the year, considering the stories he'd been told about James Potter -
Harry's *other* dad - being on the Gryffindor team. Of course, the weather - storming
terribly - might have contributed to that decision. Harry, Hermione and Padma were in the stands
with their fellow Ravenclaws, waiting for Lee Jordan to start his justifiably biased commentary on
this match.

“Welcome, everyone, to the first Quidditch match of the year!” his voice, aided by magic, boomed
out to the crowd. Harry joined in the cheering. “Today's match is *GRYFFINDOR*!” He paused
to allow applause. “Versus Slytherin. Here come the Gryffindor lions. Captain and Keeper - Oliver
Wood!”

He kept introducing the teammates, all the way to Ginny Weasley, who had kept her position as
Seeker. Harry grinned as he glanced over to the Gryffindor section and saw Brianna loudly
applauding her. It seemed to him that Ginny had taken his sister under her wing, and for that he
was grateful. It was good to know someone in Gryffindor tower was looking out for her.

Harry looked back up at the players and saw that he'd missed jeering the snakes. The two
captains who clearly hated each other performed the stupid tradition of trying to break each
other's hands, more commonly known as shaking hands, and Madam Hooch released the balls. Harry
was once more glad he'd gotten contact lenses. He wouldn't have been able to see anything
through his glasses in this heavy rain.

What Harry did see was not Quidditch at its best. To go along with the freezing rain was
powerful wind. Together, those factors affected everyone's ability to fly. Harry could see that
the chasers were having difficulty flying straight, as well as passing the Quaffle, but both teams
were bravely pressing on and occasionally making goals, causing the fans to cheer. When he'd
glance at the Seekers, he noticed that they were mostly staying in the same spot desperately
looking for the Snitch. He also observed that Ginny in particular was shivering from the cold.

About forty-five minutes into the game, Harry was watching Angelina Johnson put the Quaffle
through the right Gryffindor goal when Lee announced, “It looks like Ginny Weasley has spotted the
Snitch! She is flying upwards, followed closely by Terrence Higgs. I think I can see it! She's
getting closer, closer. Come on, Ginny! She's reaching out her…oh no! What are they doing
here?!”

Harry didn't have to ask what Jordan was talking about as he felt a chill much worse than
anything the weather could produce run through his body. As he began to hear a faint cry of a
desperate woman pleading for her baby's life in his mind, he glanced up to see a swarm of
Dementors. “New Sparks!” he said, summoning his wand out of his holster while he used his
Occlumency to force his memories back. He knew it wouldn't help if the attackers got closer to
him, but for now, it was sufficient enough so that he could concentrate.

“OH NO! She's falling!” shouted Lee Jordan the moment Harry noticed the streak of red slip
off her broom and plummet toward the ground. He got up from his seat, pointing his wand and
wondering what to do. He tried to move forward to get close enough to help his friend, but the
crowd was now in a state of panic as everyone was trying to run away from the Dementors. He
desperately looked around for a way through the crowd and noticed Hermione next to him, doing the
same.

Harry sighed with relief when he spotted his aunt, Headmistress McGonagall, perform the familiar
swish and flick necessary to catch Ginny with a levitation charm just in time. His friend was
floating unconscious a few feet above the ground when Madam Pomfrey ran toward her. In the
meantime, Professor Flitwick cast his Patronus, which appeared to be a large mouse, toward the
invading Dementors.

Once Ginny was safely on a stretcher, Minerva was able to add her silver tabby cat to the fight.
For one ridiculous moment, Harry wondered if the two Patronuses would fight each other instead of
the Dementors, but both of them attacked the monsters that the Ministry claimed they could control,
and were soon joined by others, presumably from other staff members, and the invaders finally began
to flee. Harry wished he were far enough along in his training to have a corporeal animal to send
at the evil beasts, but he knew the best he could do is shield himself and those close to him, and
he was staying alert, prepared to do just that. A quick glance at his companions told him they were
ready as well, although for some reason Hermione, who was still next to him, was holding her wand
in her left hand.

He was relieved when the effects of the Dementors left him as they fled the group of Patronuses,
and finally noticed that Ginny was now awake, but still on the pitch, with Madam Pomfrey looking
her over. He saw her open her right hand, which had been closed in a tight fist, to see a tiny
golden ball with wings begin to flutter. Ginny, although looking pale, grinned as she re-caught the
tiny object.

Lee Jordan, who'd stayed at his post, announced to the small crowd that hadn't left the
pitch, “I don't believe it. Ginny Weasley managed to grab the Snitch before she fell.
Gryffindor wins: 230 - 60!” It was only when he'd started to clap his hands that Harry realized
that at some point he had grabbed Hermione's right hand with his left.

--HP--

The next few weeks went by quickly. Ginny Weasley, who had fully recovered, having merely
fainted from the Dementors right after grabbing the Snitch, was enjoying being the heroine of
Gryffindor Quidditch. Unfortunately, her broom had been destroyed by the Whomping Willow after
she'd fallen, but at Brianna's suggestion, C.A.R.E. raised enough money from the members to
surprise her at the next meeting.

“Attention, everyone,” said Harry once the group had discussed how many new memberships
they'd gotten and any new ideas they had for recruiting or promoting house elf rights. Besides
getting new people, not much had happened with C.A.R.E. since they had that law passed and the
Malfoys were convicted of abusing their elves, therefore having them confiscated. A few other rich
families had also lost elves due to the law, but C.A.R.E. wasn't directly involved with the
cases. They also were no closer to finding the book that explained the house elf enslavement
contract than they were two years before. They knew many places it wasn't located, but not
where it was.

Harry continued with a small grin, “As most of you are aware, one of our members suffered the
loss of her broom, due entirely to the extreme stupidity of the Ministry in assigning Dementors to
terrorize, I mean *guard*, Hogwarts.” He saw Ginny's face turning red before she began
closely examining her shoes. He knew the Weasleys would never be able to afford a new broomstick
for her, since they'd squandered all their winnings from the previous summer on a vacation, but
made it a point not to mention that. “We'd like to honor Ginevra Weasley for her extreme
Gryffindor courage and determination, in catching the Snitch despite those foul creatures. You are
a credit to your house.” If possible, what he could see of Ginny's face got even redder. Harry
turned to his sister. “Brianna, if you will?” Harry sat down.

The girl, with a large smile on her face, pulled a long package from under the table she had
been sitting at as she got up and carried it to the spot where her brother had been seated. “Ginny,
come up here.” The redhead slowly rose from her table and walked across Hagrid's old hut as
Brianna continued. “Ginny, you've been like a big sister to me these past few months and we
were all very sorry about your broom, so, um, I thought it would be good if we…” she indicated
everyone in the room, “pulled our resources and replaced it.”

Harry could see that Ginny was near tears when his sister presented her with the package, which
she proceeded to tear open with abandon, revealing a brand new Nimbus 2001, and he knew they'd
done the right thing. Hermione had quickly squeezed his hand and let go while they were watching
the presentation.

Brianna continued, “For Gryffindors like me, you've been a great inspiration, displaying the
courage that our house is known for.” She then added with a smirk, “Not only are you displaying our
colors in your hair, but your face is Gryffindor red as well.” This brought chuckles all around the
room before Brianna continued. “You're an inspiration to all of us, regardless of house, and we
hope you'll fly this broom in good health…and grab the Snitch right from under my brother's
nose when you play him this February.” This brought more laughter as Harry got up.

“I think your speech is done, Brianna,” he said with a smirk, and then turned to the crowd.
“Let's hear it for Ginny Weasley, the second-best Seeker at Hogwarts.”

“Hey!” protested Ginny as the crowd cheered.

--HP--

Aunt Minnie had argued and argued with Fudge, but the Dementors were still nearby. The
Minister's assurance that the monsters wouldn't cross Hogwarts' boundaries again
didn't make her feel any better about it.

The attack did, however, inspire her to announce the next day that the school would be giving
weekly Patronus lessons to all interested students. Harry was told that his group would simply
continue practicing at those sessions in the Great Hall at the same times they were already doing
so. Professor Lupin would give the lessons unless he was too sick to teach, and in that case,
either Flitwick or Minerva would handle the lesson. Aunt Minnie admitted to Harry that Lupin had a
chronic illness that, although not life threatening, did sometimes interfere with his ability to
teach.

The next Quidditch match, which was Ravenclaw versus Hufflepuff, came up very quickly. Both
teams had new captains - Roger Davies and Cedric Diggory respectively - and this would be both
their debuts. It would be the last match before winter break and Harry was grateful that this game
had much better weather than the previous one. It was cold, but it wasn't raining (or snowing).
Aunt Minnie had assured her nephew that she had taken precautions against the Dementors.

--HP--

“Welcome, everyone, to the second Quidditch match of the year!” announced Lee Jordan.
“Hufflepuff versus Ravenclaw!” As the teams flew onto the pitch, he announced each player. Davies
and Diggory shook hands (in a much friendlier manner than Wood and Flint had for the previous
match) and Madam Hooch released the balls.

Harry zoomed straight up and looked around for the ever-evasive golden Snitch. As he was
scanning the area, he noticed a wizard who was destined to stand out in any crowd, be it magical or
mundane, with his colorful robes and long, white hair and beard. Although Harry didn't think
Dumbledore was a good headmaster, and didn't always have the best judgment, he was glad to see
the old wizard. He had kept Harry's identity secret, and was a powerful warlock. The
Boy-Who-Lived-In-Secret was certain that the retired professor would be able to cast a powerful
Patronus, should the need arise. He wondered if his aunt had invited him for that purpose as one of
her precautions.

He continued to scan the pitch and noticed Cedric doing the same. The Ravenclaw Seeker flew
around in a seemingly random pattern, which he felt actually allowed him to scan the pitch more
efficiently. He had just glanced at his best friend when she caught the Quaffle.

“Davies passes the Quaffle to Granger,” said Lee, “and she flies toward the other end of the
pitch.”

Harry grinned until he noticed both Hufflepuff Beaters moving into a position that would give
them a clear shot at Hermione, who was seemingly oblivious to them as she avoided the opposing
Chasers. Whether she was or wasn't aware of them, Harry felt he should do something to help.
Without a moment's hesitation, he leaned into his broom and shot toward the ground, making sure
to get between the Beaters and Hermione, thus delaying their ability to take aim.

“McGonagall shoots toward the ground! Has he seen the Snitch? Diggory flies right behind him,
trying to catch up! They're both closing in on the ground. McGonagall pulls up; it was a feint!
Diggory follows! Both without touching the ground.” He paused for a moment before adding, “Granger
gets the first goal of the game - 10 to 0 - Ravenclaw!”

The crowd cheered. Harry grinned as he saw her do a quick loop in celebration. `*She looks so
cute like that,*' he thought for a moment before shaking his head. `*I do NOT think
she's cute,*' he tried to reassure himself, though even his thoughts didn't sound
convinced.

The game progressed with both teams scoring about equally. Roger Davies and Sean Bradley both
made more goals than Hermione, but she did get one more. About an hour into the game, Harry finally
saw what he was looking for - a glint of gold right near the Ravenclaw goal hoops. Realizing that
he couldn't fool Cedric twice in the same game, he simply shot at the Snitch as fast as he
could make his broom go. Diggory was a bit closer than he was, but had hesitated just long enough
to give Harry the advantage. He barely registered that he'd flown right past Hermione as he
stuck his fist through a hoop.

“Granger gets another goal and McGonagall grabs the Snitch! The match is over! Ravenclaw wins -
250 to 110.”

“Yes!” Harry shouted, pumping his fist in the air. He turned around, and seeing Hermione, he put
his arms around her. She returned the hug for a moment, and when they started to separate, they
found themselves face to face, with their mouths less than two inches apart. They stared into each
other's eyes for an eternity that lasted about five seconds.

“I guess the best man won,” came a voice, pulling the two back into reality. Harry blinked
before turning to see Cedric Diggory with his hand outstretched. “You beat me fair and square,
again. Congratulations.”

Harry shook the opposing Captain/Seeker's hand and muttered, “Thanks,” before flying toward
the ground, not sparing a glance back to his best friend.

Cedric looked between the two of them for a moment. “I didn't interrupt anything, did I?” he
asked with a concerned expression.

“No,” Hermione answered emotionlessly. “Nothing at all.” She then flew down as well.

--HP--

Unlike all the previous awkward moments between them, this time Harry and Hermione weren't
able to just pretend it never happened. At the party in Ravenclaw Tower, when they saw each other,
they both blushed and looked at the floor, and then went to opposite sides of the room. The next
day, they continued to hang out together with Padma, but hardly spoke directly to one another. It
was obvious to anyone observing them that they weren't angry with each other, but that
something was wrong between them.

“What's up with you and Harry?” asked Padma. She had approached Hermione after a few days of
this.

“Nothing,” answered Hermione quickly.

“You're not speaking to each other,” she countered.

“We sit together.”

“Without saying a word to each other,” replied Padma. “You won't even look at each other,
and I want to know why.”

Hermione sighed. “We haven't had a fight, if that's what you want to know.”

“You haven't been acting right since that Quidditch game. If you didn't fight, then what
happened?”

“We…nothing.”

“Come on!”

Hermione's ears turned pink as she took a deep breath. “Fine. Right after Harry caught the
Snitch, he hugged me.”

“So?”

“So, when we started to separate, he looked in my eyes.” Her face flushed. “I think he could
tell I wanted him to kiss me.”

Padma grinned. “What happened next?”

“Cedric Diggory interrupted us to congratulate Harry, and then he flew off. I think Harry is
worried I think he wants to kiss me.” She sighed sadly and examined her shoes. “I know better.”
Hermione looked up when she heard her best female friend begin laughing. “It's not funny!” she
said defensively.

“Yes, it is,” replied Padma. “Don't you see? You're one of the smartest students at
Hogwarts, but you can't understand your best friend at all.”

“What do you…”

“What has Brianna been saying about you and Harry since the day you met?”

Hermione blushed. “That we'd end up dating.”

“And what has always been Harry's reaction to that accusation?”

Hermione looked down once more. “He'd get upset and vehemently deny it.”

“Exactly. So, how do you think he'd react if he found himself having those kinds of feelings
for you?”

She looked up. “He'd deny it, try to fight his feelings.”

“Add to that the fact that he doesn't know how you feel about him and is probably worried
about ruining your friendship.”

“He's driving himself crazy. What can I do about it?”

“You have two choices. One is that you can go after him and ask him out…”

“I can't do that!” she said indignantly. After a few moments, she added, “Not unless the
situation gets a lot more desperate.”

“Then you have to wait for him to come to terms with his feelings. Make him come to you.” Padma
smirked at Hermione. “Of course, you can *encourage* him along.”

--HP--

The next day, Harry was waiting as usual in the common room to walk to breakfast with Hermione
and Padma when they walked up the staircase from the girls' dorm. “Morning, Padma,” he said
cheerfully. He glanced at Hermione for a moment and said, “Hi,” before looking down as his ears
turned pink.

“Good morning, Harry,” Hermione said enthusiastically, putting her hand on his shoulder for a
moment. The blush reached his cheeks.

“Let's go to breakfast,” he said quickly as he turned around and walked toward the door, not
noticing the amused glance the two girls exchanged behind his back.

And so it continued that throughout the ensuing days that Hermione would occasionally put her
hands on him in a manner that could be interpreted as either flirtatious or platonic, causing Harry
to blush and get nervous. Fortunately, Padma had talked to Brianna, giving her a stern warning not
to interfere in this in any way, shape or form, so the girl made no insinuations about them when
they talked, which was usually once every day, during one of the meals. Harry felt it was important
to make sure his little sister was doing alright, especially since they weren't in the same
house.

--HP--

One night, Harry was alone in the common room sitting near the fireplace when someone sat down
next to him.

“Hello, Harry,” said a feminine voice that was familiar to him. It seemed distracted and far
away, but that was just the way that girl usually sounded.

“Hello, Luna,” he answered with a grin. “How are you doing?”

“The nargles have been staying away from me so far, but they often return around Christmas, when
mistletoe gets hung,” she replied.

“Um, I'm glad you're alright.”

She looked at Harry for a few seconds before smiling as her eyes got back out of focus. “I see
the grufpents are beginning to leave you.”

He looked confused. “What?”

“Grufpents. Remember I told you about them last Valentine's Day. They've been stopping
you from realizing how you feel about Hermione Granger.”

“I, I don't,” he stuttered as he looked flabbergasted.

“I see there are still a few more grufpents affecting you, but you should fight them off,
otherwise you'll end up missing what you want most. Good night.” She then got up and walked
away, leaving Harry alone to sort out what she'd said.

--HP--

It was Saturday night, precisely one week before the next Hogsmeade trip, which took place the
day before they'd go home for the Christmas holidays, and the trio was walking out of Professor
LaVelle's French class. They were half way to Ravenclaw Tower when Harry cleared his throat,
“Um, Hermione,” he said nervously.

“Yes, Harry.”

“Could we talk, um, alone?” He then glanced at their other companion. “If you don't mind,
Padma.”

“Oh, I don't mind,” she said with a small grin. “Bye.” She then walked off.

Hermione could feel a swarm of butterflies gathering in her stomach. “Er, well, what do you want
to talk about?”

“Could we…step into that classroom, er, instead of standing in the middle of the hall?” he asked
nervously.

“Alright,” she said, walking into the empty room he'd indicated. He joined her and closed
the door.

He cleared his throat again, and was nervously moving from foot to foot while examining the
floor. “Well, you see, the thing is,” he began.

“What is it?” she asked, gently placing a hand on his shoulder.

“Well, you know that next Saturday is Hogsmeade?”

“Yes,” she said, excitement building up inside her.

He looked up and gazed into her expectant eyes. “Wudugowthme?”

She blinked and forced down her laughter. She knew what he was trying to say, but was determined
to make him say it. “What was that?”

He took a deep breath and carefully articulated each word as his whole face turned pink. “Would
you like to go to Hogsmeade with me?”

“Oh,” she replied, deciding to get a slight bit of revenge for him making her wait so long. She
purposely misunderstood. “This time you want to go with Padma and me? Shouldn't you ask her,
too?”

“I mean,” he said, now examining his shoes closely, “that I want it just to be the two of us,
you know, like a…” He trailed off.

“A date?” she enquired.

He once more lifted his head and gazed into her eyes before swallowing. “Yes,” he managed.

Rather than do a happy dance like she wanted to, she gave him a slight grin. “Yes, I believe I
would like to go to Hogsmeade with you.”

He grinned broadly. “Good. Great.” He asked her, “Are there any specific places you want to
visit so that we can, y'know, plan it out?”

She grinned again, happy that he wanted to make sure she had a good time. “Well, last time, I
didn't get to see…”

After a few minutes of discussing that, they'd planned out most of their day. Harry looked
nervous again. “Um, I hope you don't mind, but, I'd kind of like to make sure that Brianna
doesn't find out about it…until after.” She narrowed her eyes a bit. “I just don't want her
teasing us.”

After a moment of contemplation, she replied, “Well, I suppose I could do without that as well.
So, I guess we'll have to tell Padma, but that's it. The less people who know, the less
likely it is that she'll find out, until after our date.”

Both of them were grinning broadly when they got to their common room.

--HP--

Both Harry and Hermione were still in high spirits the next day when they were in Animagus
practice with Padma. They had told their best friend and sworn her to secrecy until Christmas
break, which began the day after their first date. Harry and Hermione weren't specifically
doing anything that showed they were dating, such as holding hands, but both were smiling
uncontrollably. Padma, too, was grinning.

“Well,” Aunt Minnie said, “you three do look happy today. Any particular reason?”

Harry blushed while Hermione looked down. Padma simply held her smile. Harry said, “Um,
we're just excited about Christmas break coming up.”

“After the exams you're having this week,” added Minerva, although she seemed to be looking
between Harry and Hermione with a small smirk that most of the students would not have recognized.
“I do hope you are studying for them.”

“Of course,” said Hermione, almost sounding offended. “At least two hours every weekday and six
hours on weekends.”

“Very well,” she replied, “Now let's get to our lesson.”

They began by clearing their minds of all distractions, which took a bit longer than normal, and
concentrating on their right index fingers. After about an hour, they began having their first
measurable progress since they began this process.

“I've done it!” exclaimed Hermione. Everyone looked and saw that her finger had a dark brown
fur on it, and her fingernail had grown into a claw. Within just a few seconds, it returned to
normal. Hermione frowned.

“Excellent,” said Minerva encouragingly. “You're making good progress.”

Over the next hour, Hermione had been able to get those results once more, while Harry and Padma
were able to change their fingers once - both to a claw with black fur. Everyone in the room
realized that Harry's black fur matched his true hair color instead of the dirty brown it had
been changed to, but no one commented on it.

“You've all made remarkable progress,” Minerva said at the end of the lesson, “and should be
very proud. Now, I've got a lot of parchmentwork to do, and I'm sure you don't want to
spend all day with an old woman…”

“Aunt Minnie,” protested Harry.

“Now, run along and enjoy the day.”

“Bye, Aunt Minnie,” he said before quickly hugging her.

“I'll see you later,” she said with a grin. Just as they were leaving, she added, “Harry and
Hermione, do enjoy yourselves in Hogsmeade.”

--HP--

At long last, the long-awaited Hogsmeade weekend arrived. The trio was sitting at breakfast,
with both Harry and Hermione barely touching their plates as they nervously stared at the table.
Harry was wearing his bottomless backpack so that he could easily carry anything they
purchased.

“So, Padma,” said Harry, “You'll be alright once we separate?”

“Yeah,” she replied. “I'll catch up with Parv and Lav.”

“Good,” said Hermione. “I'd hate for you to…”

“Good morning!” came a voice from behind them that Harry would recognize anywhere.

“Hi, Brianna,” he said, unenthusiastically. He truly hoped she didn't know he was going to
Hogsmeade alone with Hermione.

“I've got another shopping list,” his sister said as she held out a piece of parchment with
a list that consisted mostly of Honeydukes products, along with a few items from Zonko's.

“Do you have the money?” he asked.

“I was hoping you'd forget that,” she said with a grin as she reached into her pocket and
pulled out a sack of coins and handed them over.

“Fine, I'll see you tonight. Don't get caught breaking rules.”

She feigned being offended. “How could you even suggest such a thing? I never *get caught*
breaking the rules.”

“See that it stays that way, sis. Bye.”

Once Brianna was out of earshot, Harry asked, “Padma, could you do me a big favor and pick up
this stuff? I really don't want to think about Brianna today.”

Giggling, Padma answered, “Sure, Harry. I hope you and Hermione have a wonderful time.”

It was less than half an hour later that Harry and Hermione parted ways with Padma, to begin
their first date.

They began walking side-by-side without touching or saying a word. Harry finally broke the
silence after a few minutes. “Well, I suppose we should visit Honeydukes first. Um, pick out
whatever you want and I'll…”

“Harry,” she interrupted, “I think we're both too nervous and need to calm down before doing
anything else.”

He shrugged his shoulders and sighed. “You're right. It's just; I want this to go right
and…”

“Me, too. Why don't we find someplace private to sit down and talk?”

“Good idea. Let's go near the Shrieking Shack and find a spot to sit down.”

A few minutes later, Harry pulled a picnic blanket out and laid it on the ground for them to
sit.

“You really came prepared,” Hermione commented with a smirk.

Harry's ears turned pink. “Well, I sort of wanted everything to be perfect, y'know.”

“I know,” she said, putting her hand on his. “I want this to be perfect, too.” She sighed. “I
really like you, Harry.”

He couldn't help the huge grin that formed on his face. “You do?” She nodded. “That's
good because…” He closed his eyes and took a few deep breaths. “I really, really like you, too.” He
sighed again, not noticing the smile on his date's face. “It's just, I've always told
Brianna that I didn't, and now she'll be proven right and…” He trailed off when he finally
looked at her face. “You have such a pretty smile,” he said before he could stop himself. She
blushed.

“I don't,” she argued. “My teeth…”

“When you smile,” he interrupted, looking her straight in the eyes, “your whole face lights up,
even your eyes, and anyone who sees that has no choice but to smile, too.” He now blushed. “Um, and
you look really cute that way.”

“Thanks, Harry,” she said while her face was still red.

“For several months I've been thinking about you more and more…like that…and been trying to
act like I haven't.” He took a deep breath. “Anyway, I realized that I'm making myself a
lot more miserable than Brianna by pretending I don't have feelings for you, so I plucked up
the courage and asked you to be my date so I could find out how you feel.”

She managed to look him in the eyes. “I'm glad you did, Harry, because I feel the same
way.”

He paused for a moment before asking, “Do you want to move a bit closer?”

“Um hm,” she mumbled as they both crawled closer together on the blanket until they were
face-to-face.

He swallowed nervously. “The last time we were this close…”

“This isn't last time, Harry,” she interrupted softly.

He tilted his face and moved it toward hers while she did the same thing while closing her eyes.
Luckily, he hadn't closed his because they would've bumped noses. He gently put his hand
under her chin as he'd seen his dad do a few times with his mom and their lips met.

That first kiss lasted only a few seconds, but it seemed like a lot longer as Harry experienced
sensations he'd never imagined before. He knew he'd wanted to kiss Hermione, but didn't
know he'd feel this way. He knew he'd never be able to describe his first kiss, but
he'd always remember it.

When they broke apart, both teenagers had a dazed expression on their faces. “Wow,” he said at
the same time she muttered the same word. They looked into each other's eyes for a moment, each
seeking permission from the other, and their lips met once more.

About a minute later, a drawling voice caused them to break apart and draw their wands as they
stood up.

“Two little mudbloods sitting in a tree…”

“Shut up, Malfoy,” yelled Harry. Draco was, as always, flanked by Crabbe and Goyle, who were
snickering at his joke.

“I suppose you're not technically a mudblood, just the son of a squib, but if you're
kissing a mudblood it's no different.”

Harry's expression darkened and he spoke very calmly. “It's none of your business,
anyway, so get out of here before you get hurt.”

Malfoy looked afraid for a moment, but glanced at his bodyguards and sneered, “Unless your
stupid *care* organization is hiding here, you're outnumbered.”

“Maybe you three should form an organization of your own, Malfoy. You could call yourselves the
*Community of Revolting, Annoying Prats*, CRAP for short, or better yet, the *Society of
Helpless, Irritating Troublemakers*.”

“Harry!” interrupted Hermione, “Let's get our stuff and go.”

“Oh, no you don't!” said Malfoy. “I like that blanket.” He then stepped on it to prevent
them from taking it.

“*Accio*, shoe,” Harry quickly muttered, causing Draco's foot to come up. Harry quickly
released the spell, causing him to fall on his rear.

“*Petrificus Totalus!*” yelled Hermione putting Crabbe in the full body-bind.

While Hermione did the same thing to Goyle, who was still reaching for his wand, Harry performed
a hex on Draco that made everything between his waist and his knees extremely itchy. While Malfoy
was scratching, Harry grabbed the blanket and held out his hand for Hermione to take. “Just
remember, Malfoy, if you try to get us in trouble, I'll show the headmistress my memory of
this. I'm sure you remember her punishment for using that stupid M-word you love so much.”
Hand-in-hand, the new couple walked off, laughing at the plight of the Slytherins.

--HP--

The rest of the day went very well as the new couple went from shop to shop holding hands. They
stopped at a few other places to *practice* their newly acquired kissing skills, and both were
positively beaming with happiness by the time they arrived in the Great Hall. Padma was the first
to notice their intertwined hands as they entered the room, and she looked ecstatic. The second
person was Harry's sister, who took one look at their joined hands, smiled and said, “I knew
it!”

--HP--

Please review. Thank you to those who have.

You may recall that in PoA, the first match was supposed to be Gryffindor versus Slytherin, but
due to Draco's terribly painful fake injury, the Slytherins were able to switch games with the
Hufflepuffs. In this story, Hagrid's not the CoMC teacher and didn't introduce the class to
hippogriffs, which left the snakes with no excuse not to play in the foul weather.

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27. An Unremarkable Christmas
-----------------------------



Harry Potter and all characters, etc. belong to J.K. Rowling, not me.

**Harry McGonagall - Chapter 2****7** **-** **An** **Unremarkable Christmas**

Harry and Hermione managed to eat dinner in peace after they got Brianna to go to her table.
Padma was sitting there beaming but didn't say a word about their new relationship. There were
a few people who pointed at Harry and Hermione and whispered, but not that many. It would've
been a lot more if one of them were famous. Once the new couple was finished, they got up and
walked hand-in-hand to the Ravenclaw common room, where Brianna wasn't allowed. They were
sitting together in front of the fireplace when Padma caught up with them.

“I take it things went well,” she said, “judging by how close you two are sitting.”

“You could say that,” replied Harry, trying to sound nonchalant, although the big goofy grin on
his face was ruining his act.

“We are officially dating,” added Hermione happily.

“I'm so happy for you,” said Padma. She leaned in a bit closer to the couple. “So, have you
two kissed?” The tomato-red faces on her two best friends was all the answer she needed. “You
have!” she declared while they tried to hide their faces. “So, how was it?”

“Brilliant,” muttered Harry without looking up. Hermione nodded in agreement.

--HP--

The next day, Harry and Hermione managed to get through breakfast at the Ravenclaw table without
any teasing, but Harry could tell by looking at his sister's face (she was facing them from the
Gryffindor table) that she was saving it for later. As usual, the McGonagalls wouldn't be
riding the Express, instead apparating to the airport to floo to America. Also as usual, they rode
the thestral-drawn carriages with other students. This time, however, Aunt Minnie rode with Brianna
and her friends in the carriage ahead of Harry, who rode with Padma and Hermione.

“Well, guys, I hope you like my gifts.”

“I'm sure we will, Harry,” said Hermione.

“I'll bet Hermione gets a better gift than me,” Padma fake-pouted. “I'm just your
friend, not your kissing partner.”

Both of her companions were now blushing madly, but Harry managed to say, “This doesn't
bother you, does it Padma? I don't want you to feel…” He trailed off, unsure how to phrase what
he was thinking.

“I was just kidding,” Padma replied. “Honest. I'm very happy for both of you.”

“Good,” said Hermione, looking like she was thinking hard. “Now, we've just got to find you
a boyfriend next term. What do you think of Michael?”

--HP--

The trio was still discussing possible boyfriends for Padma when they arrived at Hogsmeade. As
Harry was helping Hermione off the carriage, a familiar voice called out, “It's about time. I
thought your carriage would never get here. You are being a good *boyfriend*, though.”

“I'm glad you approve, Brianna,” Harry said.

“So, Hermione. How bad a kisser is my brother?”

The girl in question was blushing when Minerva spoke up. “Brianna! One doesn't ask that kind
of question.” She turned to Hermione and Padma. “Would you keep an eye on Brianna until I get back?
I'm going to apparate Harry to the airport first and come back. I'm not comfortable
apparating two passengers.”

“Don't forget to let the new couple kiss each other goodbye,” suggested Brianna, yet again
embarrassing the new couple.

Sighing, Harry did go up to Hermione and hug her tightly. “You don't really want to kiss for
that audience, do you?” he whispered in her ear.

“No,” she agreed, “but I would if we were alone.”

“I know. I'll miss you, despite our mirror calls.”

“So will I.”

When they separated, Harry gave his girlfriend a peck on the cheek, which she happily
returned.

“That's not how you do it, Harry,” complained Brianna. “Your lips have to meet.”

“Not in front of annoying baby sisters.”

Deciding to end the argument, Minerva put an arm around her nephew and they disappeared with a
crack as Harry said, “Bye, Padma.” After instructing Harry to not go anywhere, she left and
returned about a minute later with his sister. They went to the magical part of the airport, paid
for tickets, got in line and flooed to Chicago.

--HP--

“Harry!” exclaimed Cindy McGonagall as she wrapped her arms around her son. “I missed you!” At
the same time, Mark was hugging his daughter.

“I missed you, too, mum,” he replied.

“I see you've been developing your British accent,” she said with a grin.

“Huh?” he asked, puzzled.

“You called me *mum* instead of *mom*,” she explained.

“Oh.” With a grin, he added, “Happy Christmas,” with a strong British accent.

“Merry Christmas, son.”

“Merry Christmas, dad. It's great to see you.” Harry hugged his father.

“What's this Brianna told me about you dating Hermione now?”

--HP--

During the car ride home, Harry had to work hard to keep shifting the conversation away from his
new *relationship* with Hermione by talking about lessons, Quidditch and anything else he
could think of. However, his annoying little brat of a sister kept bringing the conversation back
to that topic.

“I saw you two after that Hufflepuff game,” she said while he was describing Ravenclaw's
recent victory. “I could tell you would've kissed right there in front of everybody if that
`Puff captain hadn't interrupted you.”

“He was congratulating me,” grumbled Harry. “You know, Cedric Diggory really is a good Seeker,
as well as captain. Do you remember when he…” Harry mentioned everything he could think of about
the Hufflepuff captain to keep the focus off of him and Hermione. As was their custom, they stopped
at a restaurant before going home.

--HP--

“Hey, Harry, do you mind if we talk?” Harry looked up from his bed, where he'd been lying
while playing his Game Boy. He paused it as his father closed the door.

“What about, dad?”

Mark McGonagall appeared nervous as he sat down on the chair at Harry's desk. “Well, I
certainly understand you not wanting Brianna teasing you about Hermione, but, um, I thought maybe I
should, well, talk with you about…that sort of stuff. Y'know, girls.”

Sighing, Harry said, “I knew this would happen sooner or later.” With amazing speed, Harry got
his wand from its holster, pointed it at the door and said, “*Silencio!*” while his dad
watched in amazement.

“You do that pretty well,” Mark commented. “I assume that's to make sure Brianna isn't
eavesdropping.” Harry nodded with a grin. After clearing his throat, Mark continued. “Well,
you're at the age now where…”

Although Harry was embarrassed during most of `the talk,' he did learn a lot from his
father, but would never talk about it until he had a son of his own. Although he'd never admit
it on pain of death, he was glad they'd had that conversation.

--HP--

The next day, Harry got to see his American friends and play at Frank's Flying Funhouse with
them. Before Harry had finished greeting his old friends, Brianna told them that he was now dating
Hermione. He took a bit of teasing from them, but on the whole they were happy for him, and most of
them were dating as well. His friend Melissa reminded him that Brianna had told them he and
Hermione were dating over one and a half years before.

He played two games of Quidditch with them (winning both by catching the Snitch), but decided
against playing Quadpot when it was brought up. He hadn't really enjoyed it the previous summer
and doubted he'd like it any better now.

--HP--

Christmas day was, as usual, a happy affair in the McGonagall household. The day started for
Harry with a pleasant dream about Hermione that involved mistletoe. In his dream, they were
standing under the festive plant and Hermione was dressed in a sexy version of a Mrs. Claus
costume. They were about to kiss when she stopped and looked at him.

She looked concerned when she said, “Harry. Harry!”

He opened his eyes and saw he was alone in his room, but Hermione's voice continued to yell,
“Harry!” He blinked twice and then realized what was going on. His girlfriend was doing the same
thing she'd done last year.

He picked up his mirror from his desk and said, “Merry Christmas, Hermione.”

She grinned at him. “There you are. Happy Christmas! I wanted to be the first to wish you that
today.”

Stifling a yawn, Harry nodded. “You were. Did you like my gift?”

“Absolutely!” she said, fingering a small golden heart hanging from her neck. “I love the
necklace. I just don't know when you got it.”

Grinning, he replied, “A magician never reveals his secrets. Did you like the pictures I
chose?”

“Mm hmm,” she replied, smiling. She opened the heart to show that a picture of each of them that
had been taken during the summer. Although the image in the mirror was too small for Harry to see,
their photographic doubles were blowing kisses at each other.

“Good.”

“I just hope you like my present as much as I like yours.”

“I'm sure I will.”

At that point, they were interrupted by a loud knock on the door. Brianna's voice came
through the door. “Harry, stop talking to your girlfriend and get out here. There are presents to
open up!”

Harry turned back to his mirror. “I suppose I'd better go. She'll never stop
knocking.”

“That's right, lover-boy,” Brianna yelled, “so kiss the mirror and come downstairs.”

“I'll talk to you later, Hermione.”

“Happy Christmas, again.”

“Happy Christmas. Mirror off.”

Harry went down to the living room and found the rest of his family waiting for him. “Merry
Christmas, everybody.”

“Happy Christmas, Harry,” said Aunt Minnie, while the others wished him a merry Christmas.

They soon began opening presents. Both Harry and Brianna got new winter coats, along with other
clothes. They also got some new cds. Harry got a few video games, while Brianna got her own Game
Boy (along with a few games of her own). From Hermione, Harry got a bottle of cologne that had a
note saying it was her favorite. He took off the cap and did like it, but decided to only wear it
on special occasions.

“You mean you'll only wear it when you're with Hermione,” said Brianna with a wink.

“That is getting rather old, Brianna,” replied Harry, who by this time had been teased so much
that he wasn't blushing anymore. She frowned for a moment and then opened another one of her
presents.

This year, Harry didn't get any mysterious present like he'd gotten last year, but he
thought he did alright. They ate breakfast and then Harry went back to his room, where he called
Hermione on his mirror and thanked her for the cologne and discussed how to get revenge on Brianna
for her constant teasing.

--HP--

The plan that Harry and Hermione came up with would unfortunately have to wait until they were
back at school, but Hermione was able to get started on the potion part of it right away. Not
having anything else to do, Harry went downstairs and played on his Super Nintendo.

While Brianna continued teasing Harry unsuccessfully, he continued imagining what was in store
for her once they returned to school. Harry was able to hang out with his American friends one more
time and go to a muggle movie with them. On New Year's Eve, the family stayed up until
midnight. Harry had called Hermione when it was about midnight her time so they were communicating
and she called him just before it turned midnight his time. Brianna once again suggested them
kissing the mirrors, much to the young couple's irritation.

--HP--

The next day, the Hogwarts Express returned to Hogwarts, as did Harry, Brianna and Minerva. They
arrived a few hours before the other students and occupied themselves while waiting for the others
to come into the Great Hall. Harry went to the library while Brianna went off somewhere else - he
guessed it was Gryffindor Tower.

The siblings were both in the Great Hall (sitting at their house tables) when the others
arrived. A huge grin came on Harry's face when Hermione walked into the room. He stood up as
she approached the table, all the while looking in her eyes. At that moment, nothing else existed
in the world besides his girlfriend. When she was close enough, he put his arms around her, said,
“I've missed you,” and kissed her.

--HP--

Please review. Thank you to those who have.

I apologize for this chapter being so short. There are two reasons for this. One is that I
didn't have much planned for the Christmas break and the other is that I'm going on a trip
for over a week, leaving tomorrow, and I'm not bringing my computer. Therefore, you'd have
had to wait another two weeks for me to add more material to the chapter.

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28. Fun and Danger
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*Harry Potter and all characters, etc. belong to J.K. Rowling, not me.*

**Harry McGonagall - Chapter 2****8** **-** **Fun and Danger**

It was to loud catcalls and whistling that the young couple ended their kiss, and they both
immediately hid their red faces.

“Ignore them,” muttered Hermione as she took Harry's hand. However, he noticed that she was
looking at the floor and not facing the crowd.

Silently they walked to the Ravenclaw table under the stares of their peers. They received words
of encouragement from most of their friends, although a few of the girls seemed slightly
disappointed that they'd gotten together. They sat across from Padma and Luna. The latter
commented, “I'm glad the grufpents are finally gone, Harry.”

He smiled at his blonde friend. “Me, too, Luna.”

Hermione looked at her boyfriend and mouthed, “Grufpents?”

“They were stopping Harry from realizing how he felt about you,” said Luna, as though Hermione
had asked her for an explanation.

With a small smile, Hermione replied, “I'm glad they're gone, then.”

--HM--

“Have you noticed that Professor Lupin always misses classes near the beginning of the month,”
said Harry as he left D.A.D.A. class with Hermione and Padma.

“Yes,” said Hermione. “In fact, it's always right around the…” Hermione paled and so did
Harry.

“What?” asked Padma.

“Never mind,” said Harry intently. “Professor Lupin just has an illness.”

“I hope it's not contagious,” said Padma.

“Only through blood contact,” said Harry.

“It is controllable,” added Hermione, sounding unsure.

“Of course it is,” said Harry, looking into Hermione's eyes. “Aunt Minnie wouldn't have
hired him if she believed there was any danger.”

“Then that's settled,” said Harry's girlfriend. “We need to get to Arithmancy while
Padma needs to get to Muggle Studies.”

“See you later, guys,” said Padma as she parted. “I'm sure Professor LaVelle's making
him Wolfsbane,” she whispered as she increased her speed.

Harry frowned. “I guess we forgot that Padma's a Ravenclaw, too.”

“We'll have to apologize for acting like we didn't think she'd catch on,” added
Hermione.

“I suppose,” said Harry, “but I don't think she's upset…more amused.”

“I think you're right,” she replied and kissed him quickly. “Come on. We don't want
Professor Vector to count us late.”

--HM--

That Saturday, Harry found himself dressed in his Quidditch uniform, mounted on his Lightning
Bolt. He had been right and Padma wasn't upset with them when they apologized. She simply
commented with a smirk that they seemed to be in their own little world lately.

That week only Ravenclaw and Slytherin were allowed to practice so they'd be ready for this
game.

“Welcome, everyone, to the third Quidditch game of the year - Ravenclaw versus Slytherin!”
announced Lee Jordan. The stands erupted in cheers.

Lee announced the teams before Marcus Flint tried to break Roger Davies' hand during the
ridiculous pre-game handshake. Madam Hooch released the balls and the game began.

Harry ascended above the pitch and began to look around for the Snitch, while Terrence Higgs,
his Slytherin counterpart, did the same. Harry was glad he'd performed a warming charm on
himself before the game as he noticed the Slytherin Seeker shivering. Knowing that a pair of
glasses would've been fogging up on him, he appreciated his contact lenses as he looked
everywhere for the evasive flying ball that was worth 150 points.

He didn't see the Snitch, but he did see his girlfriend flying along with the other Chasers.
At the moment, Roger had the Quaffle.

“Davies flies toward the Slytherin hoops, and it looks like the Keeper is ready. He shoots. No,
he passed it to Granger, who's approaching the left hoop. She shoots…and scores!” Three-fourths
of the stands cheered along with Harry. Suddenly, Harry stopped cheering as he saw what Lee
reported. “A Bludger has just hit Granger's shoulder! The dirty cheat! She didn't have the
Quaffle! She's losing her balance.”

Harry didn't notice that his aunt hadn't chastised Jordan for calling the Slytherin
Beater a cheater. He was busy showing everyone why his broom was called a Lightning Bolt as he
zoomed to Hermione.

“Harry McGonagall grabs Granger before she falls. Did you see them kiss when she got back last
Sunday?”

“Jordan!”

“Sorry, Headmistress.”

Harry asked, “Are you okay?”

“I'm fine. Thanks, Harry. That just caught me by surprise.”

“Are you…”

“I'm sure. Go find the Snitch.”

The game resumed, with Ravenclaw clobbering Slytherin, who gave out more penalty shots than
normal goals, until an hour later, when the score was 150 to 50, Harry spotted the golden Snitch
hovering over the Ravenclaw hoops. He immediately shot off like a jet. Higgs, who'd already
fallen for one Wronski Feint this game, hesitated while Jordan announced, “It looks like Harry
McGonagall has seen the Snitch! He's headed toward the Ravenclaw hoops. Marcus Flint is also
headed there. No, he's stopped and…taken a bat from one of the Slytherin Beaters. He's hit
a Bludger straight toward Harry, who just caught the Snitch. He's hit!”

Harry cursed as the Bludger hit his left bicep. He heard a distinct crack. He concentrated on
keeping his right hand gripping the Snitch as he lowered himself toward the ground.

“Something's wrong,” said Lee with concern in his voice. “McGonagall usually holds the
Snitch up in celebration, but instead he's landing. Madam Pomfrey, he may have been hurt by
that Bludger.” Professor McGonagall got up and hurried down while Lee announced, “Ravenclaw wins -
300 to 50.” The applause would've been greater if as many people hadn't been watching Harry
intently.

The headmistress' nephew was still on his broom with his left hand hanging limply at his
side when Madam Pomfrey ran up with her wand out. Harry simply said, “My arm. It's…”

“Broken,” she completed. “Oh well.” She then tapped her wand to the injury and Harry heard
another CRACK sound. After a moment, the pain went away and he could move his arm.

“Thanks,” he said with a smile.

“That's what I'm here for,” she replied softly. “No heavy lifting for the next couple
days, and do try to avoid Bludgers in the future. I should get back to the Hospital Wing.” She
walked off, not waiting for a reply.

Both Hermione and Aunt Minnie arrived at the same time and asked the same question. “Are you
alright?”

“Yeah,” he replied. “Madam Pomfrey fixed me up already.” When he saw they were still staring at
him, he added, “My left arm was broken…but it's all better now.” He turned to his girlfriend.
“How's your arm?”

“I told you, I'm OW!” Harry had reached out and touched her shoulder. He immediately pulled
his hand back.

Switching to `Headmistress mode,' Professor McGonagall said, “You'd better see Madam
Pomfrey about that shoulder, Miss Granger.”

“I'll walk you to the Hospital Wing,” said Harry.

Sighing, Hermione nodded her head. “I suppose so.”

--HM--

Hermione's shoulder had some bad bruising, which Madam Pomfrey was able to rub something on
to help tremendously. There was obviously a party in Ravenclaw Tower to celebrate. Someone had made
a poster that showed a Raven swoop down from the sky and catch a snake in its beak. Harry loved
that poster.

The next morning at breakfast, Harry and Hermione brought a few extra items with them to
breakfast for their prank on Brianna for all the harassment she'd given them. The Weasley
twins, whom the young couple recruited, thinking they could use extra help with what they had in
mind, brought a few things as well.

Harry poured himself a glass of pumpkin juice and then discretely emptied a small vial into it
and stirred while Hermione was watching Brianna. Once the potion had dissolved, Harry got his spare
wand out of its holster and waited for his girlfriend to whisper, “Now.” Harry performed a
switching spell between his glass and his sister's and put away his wand.

While Brianna was drinking her morning pumpkin juice, Fred Weasley, who (with his twin) had sat
a lot closer to the younger Gryffindors than usual, managed to switch the salt-shaker that the
youngest McGonagall was about to use on her eggs while George provided a distraction by levitating
a plate of sausage away from in front of Brianna to him and taking a few.

It only took a few minutes for all the potions inside Brianna to mix, and everybody could see
when they had. Brianna had a puzzled expression on her face until she tried to open her mouth but
couldn't. She put her hands where her mouth belonged, and her eyes revealed a look of sheer
panic. When her hands came down, everyone could see that her mouth was gone, but in its place was
what appeared to be a magical tattoo of over-sized bright red lips that were smiling. A few people
around her started to notice and chuckled as her face turned red from anger.

Suddenly, she began to float upward as music seemed to fill the Great Hall. Very few people
recognized the American song from 1960 as her lips began singing it loudly, but everybody laughed
at the words. The song was, `*You Talk Too Much*,' by Joe Jones, but her lips were
singing, “I talk too much, I worry me to death…I talk about people I don't know, I talk about
people wherever I go…I just taaaaaaalllllllk, I talk too much,” until the song was completed and
she floated down to her seat. By now, her face was red with humiliation and rage.

Headmistress McGonagall had just made her way to Brianna as she landed and asked, “Are you
alright?” When the girl glared at her aunt as she pointed at her nonexistent mouth, Aunt Minnie
said, “I'm sorry,” and pointed her wand at Brianna's mouth, undoing the hex as the Great
Hall room filled with laughter.

The girl managed to mutter, “Thanks,” before she picked up a slice of toast, got up and walked
out.

--HM--

It was three hours later, when a C.A.R.E. meeting ended, that Brianna stayed behind with Harry
and Hermione. She'd been glaring at them throughout the entire meeting.

“Is there something I can do for you, sis?” Harry asked with an innocent expression.

She glared at her brother. “I know it was you,” she declared.

“What was me?” he asked nonchalantly.

“What happened at breakfast, you moron!” she yelled. Hermione was watching the confrontation
quietly.

With a straight face, Harry replied to his sister, “I must say that I am most gratified, yet
disturbed, by your lofty opinion of my abilities. You believe I am capable of performing that
excellent transfiguration work on your lips, which by the way was a vast improvement, as well as
make those wonderful animated lips, while filling the hall with music and making you sing for
everyone's entertainment.” He shook his head. “My, my, you do have a lot of faith in me.”

“You had help,” Brianna hissed through clenched teeth as she shot a glare at his girlfriend.

With a smug grin, Harry replied, “If we did do that, and I did say if, it would've been
because you've been harassing us regarding our relationship. If we did that to you, that means
you should stop provoking us, because you're severely outclassed if we managed that most
excellent prank on you.”

Hermione added, “Of course, if it's someone else who's got it in for you, then
you're wasting your time threatening us, wouldn't you say?”

“This isn't over,” Brianna declared before marching out of headquarters and slamming the
door.

--HM--

The rest of the month went quickly, and at the next full moon, Professor Lupin, once again, was
ill, confirming the trio's theory. All three agreed not to bring it up to anyone, and Harry
continued meeting with him to learn more about his birth parents whenever he got the chance.
Neville mentioned that Ron Weasley had been loudly complaining that his rat was missing. Brianna,
in the meantime, had acted completely friendly to her brother and his girlfriend, which let them
know she was planning her revenge carefully.

--HM--

The day before the next Quidditch match, Ravenclaw versus Gryffindor, was a Friday, and Brianna
had the entire afternoon off. She thought this was the perfect opportunity for a quick flight in
the Dark Forest with her contraband broom. She snuck it out of the castle and got into the woods,
like many times before, with no problems. Her friend Lily knew about the Silver Bullet and
sometimes went flying with Brianna, but this time Harry's little sister was alone.

She was zooming in and out among the trees as fast as she could handle while she pretended each
tree was a Bludger. She'd filled her pockets with rocks, and would occasionally throw one at
trees to work on her aim. She actually was a very good shot, hitting her target more often than
not. She was about to throw another when she suddenly got a lot colder.

*As Harry collapsed, tears started falling from Brianna's horrified face. She dropped the
wand and ran toward her brother. “Harry! I SORRY!” she shouted as she took him in her arms in time
to see her parents, who did not look happy at all. She started trembling, afraid she'd hurt
Harry badly or even killed him.*

Brianna blinked back that memory, and suddenly she was watching Ginny fall from her broom as
Dementors attacked a Quidditch game. She blinked again and finally caught sight of a black-robed
monster the Ministry claimed to control. It was floating toward her.

Without a second thought, the girl screamed and turned around in her broom, avoiding the trees
as she left the woods and continued toward the castle entrance flying as quickly as the Silver
Bullet could go.

“STOP!” shouted a man in a voice that allowed no argument. Brianna complied, realizing that she
was far enough away from the forest and the Dementor probably was not behind her anymore. She
wanted to kick herself when she realized that she was very obviously riding a broom.

“Um, hi, Mr. Cleanaway,” she nervously replied to the tall man with long, blonde hair in a
ponytail and a moustache as she dismounted.

“Hello, Miss McGonagall,” he responded. She was quite disappointed that he knew who she was. She
had been hoping to convince him she was a second-year. “That's a nice broom you've got
there.” Brianna hung her head down. “I don't recognize the model. Is that one of those American
ones like your brother's Lightning Bolt?”

Seeing no other option available, Brianna told the truth. “Yes, sir. It's a Silver
Bullet.”

“Why don't we take a walk to your aunt's office, Miss McGonagall?”

--HM--

“Brianna, I am SHOCKED!” yelled the obviously upset Headmistress. She was pacing back and forth
as she continued, “I expected…”

“I'm sorry, Aunt Minnie!” she interrupted, blinking back tears that were threatening.
She'd never seen her aunt that furious before.

“Of all the stupid, irresponsible…With those Ministry monsters floating all over the grounds,
I'd think you'd realize…”

“I know. That's how I got caught. I was flying away from one.”

Minerva's face paled. “One attacked you?”

“It was coming toward me. I was already reliving bad memories when I turned around and flew as
fast as I could.”

Minerva walked to her desk and opened a drawer. She pulled something small out of it and handed
it to her niece. “Eat this.”

Brianna looked down to see a chocolate bar. As she unwrapped it, her aunt continued.

“You could've been Kissed and it would've been days before anyone even found you! Not to
mention Sirius Black being somewhere out there, as well!” She then looked at her niece, who managed
to put up her Occlumency shield while taking a bite of her candy bar. “How did you manage to get
the broom into Hogwarts?”

Deciding not to turn Harry in for smuggling it in for her, she replied, “I snuck it in.”

“I searched your trunk.”

“Not well enough,” said Brianna defiantly.

Minerva took a deep breath. “I will be confiscating your broom for the remainder of the school
year. You will serve four detentions with Professor Sinistra and I am removing fifty points from
Gryffindor.”

“Fifty points?” Brianna replied. “The rest of Gryffindor will kill me.”

Minerva sighed. “I hope you realize the seriousness of what almost happened, Brianna. You
could've been killed.”

A solitary tear ran down the eleven-year-old girl's cheek. “I'm sorry, Aunt Minnie.” The
stern professor walked up to her niece and embraced her.

--HM--

“Welcome everybody to the Gryffindor versus Ravenclaw Quidditch match!” exclaimed Lee Jordan,
eliciting cheers from the crowd. Harry looked over at his opponent, Ginny Weasley, and waved. They
had a five Knut bet on who would catch the Snitch. The redhead waved back and then flew into
position.

Harry smiled at his favorite Chaser and took her hand. “Be careful out there, Hermione.”

“You, too,” she replied before letting go of his hand. They both flew into position.

The balls were released, and Harry saw his girlfriend grab the Quaffle. He was happy this
wasn't a hate-match like the ones against Slytherin, so there shouldn't be any deliberate
injuries. That didn't mean Fred and George Weasley wouldn't hit Bludgers at him and
Hermione, but they would only do it when it was appropriate and not after the goal was scored or
the Snitch caught.

“Angelina Johnson looking lovely as she steals the Quaffle from Granger.”

“Mr. Jordan!”

“Sorry, Professor. Granger turns around chasing Johnson. Angelina is hit by a Bludger - hope
she's alright - and Granger rudely steals it from her while she's recovering. Sorry,
professor.”

Harry continued his search for the Snitch after glancing at his girlfriend heading toward the
goals.

“Granger approaches the hoops and…Has Ginny Weasley seen the Snitch?”

Harry turned toward his opponent and saw her pushing her Nimbus to the limits and immediately
shot after her toward the ground. When they were about ten feet away from crashing, Harry realized
it was a feint, but decided to go along with it anyway. It was fun.

“Weasley pulls up! It must have been a feint. McGonagall pulls up, too…I think he was closer to
the ground than her!”

The two Seekers zoomed straight up, one after the other as Lee announced, “Granger gets the
Quaffle past Oliver. Maybe he should wake up now.”

“Jordan!”

“Sorry, Professor. The score is now 10 to 0 in favor of Ravenclaw.”

The game went on for about an hour and a half, and it seemed that Oliver Wood took Lee
Jordan's advice and woke up. He began blocking almost every shot, including several from
Hermione, while the Gryffindor Chasers started playing with a fury. Harry winced as they scored
goal after goal, hoping desperately that the Golden Snitch would appear so he could end this
slaughter. The score was 200 to 50 when he spotted it on the other side of the pitch, closer to
Ginny than himself. He knew what he had to do.

“McGonagall is shooting straight toward the Gryffindor goals. Has he seen the Snitch or is it
another feint? It looks like Ginny Weasley is following him…Angelina Johnson steals the Quaffle
from Corner and heads toward the Ravenclaw hoops. McGonagall turns his broom and is flying the
other way…past Ginny, toward the Ravenclaw hoops where Johnson tosses the Quaffle…She scores,
making it 210 to 50…McGonagall grabs the Snitch, ending the game. Too late, sucker!”

“JORDAN!”

“Sorry, Professor. An excellent catch by the Headmistress' nephew. Ravenclaw caught the
Snitch, but Gryffindor won - 210 to 200!”

--HM--

The next day, when Harry, Hermione and Padma arrived in the Great Hall, they immediately noticed
something was wrong. Neville was sitting at one corner of the Gryffindor table by himself looking
miserable with his head in his hands. Almost his whole table was glaring at him. “I'm gonna see
what's wrong with Neville,” announced Harry. The girls followed.

“Hi, Neville. You seem a little down. What's wrong?” asked Harry.

The distraught boy looked up at the trio. “Er, well I…”

At that moment, the Headmistress stood up from the Head Table. “Attention, everybody. I have an
announcement.” She took a breath. “Last night, Sirius Black somehow broke into the castle.” There
were gasps all around the Ravenclaw, Hufflepuff and Slytherin tables, but no one at Neville's
table seemed shocked. Harry could tell his aunt was furious as she continued. “He also managed to
get into Gryffindor Tower because someone…” She, along with all of Gryffindor, glared at
Longbottom, “…had written a list of passwords for that dormitory and managed to lose it. Black
nearly killed a student as he slept. Fortunately, Mr. Ronald Weasley awoke in time and sounded the
alarm” She took a calming breath as Harry noticed the youngest Weasley male grinning brightly at
the mention of his name. “Because of this, we will be taking extra security precautions, including
hiring security trolls. Please cooperate with us in this matter.” She sat down.

“I didn't mean to do it, but Sir Cadogan, the portrait that replaced the Fat Lady after she
was attacked, kept changing the passwords and I couldn't remember them. So, I had him tell me
the whole week's worth and wrote them down.”

“But how did Sirius Black get them?” asked Hermione, who appeared in deep thought.

Neville swallowed and nervously replied, “I don't know. I tripped a few days ago while I was
walking to C.A.R.E. headquarters and it fell out of my pocket and blew toward the forest. I never
dreamed it would blow straight to Sirius Black.”

He then told the story of how Black had slashed Ron Weasley's bed curtains with a knife,
waking him up. Ron then screamed and Sirius ran for it.

“Why would he run?” asked Padma. “It seems to me that if Sirius Black had no problems killing
people before he wouldn't start having problems with it now?”

Harry thought about how Sirius hadn't killed Petunia Dursleys either when he'd shown up
at the Boy-Who-Lived's blood relatives' house. Brianna had asked the same question when
they'd heard the news from Dumbledore. That reminded him that his sister had been in the same
tower as that murderer. “I'm gonna see how my sister is doing,” he commented and walked
off.

Harry walked over to Brianna, who seemed visibly shaken and said, “Don't worry, sis. I'm
sure he was just after Harry Potter, and now he's finally realized that bloke never came to
Hogwarts,” as he put an arm around her.

“I know. He also couldn't walk up the girls' staircase, anyway. I just…just don't
like the idea of that madman in Gryffindor Tower.”

He looked in her eyes. “Neither do I, Brianna. Neither do I.”

She smiled at him for a moment before saying, “Thanks.”

“Anytime, sis.”

“But this doesn't mean I won't get revenge for that prank.”

--HM--

The next day, Neville received a terrible howler from his grandmother, talking about how
he'd disgraced the whole family with that one single act.

“Times like these make me glad I'm muggle-born,” commented Hermione.

“I know what you mean,” said Harry. “I'd hate to have one of those screaming in my face.
That can hurt your ears.”

“Not only that,” Padma added, “but that's humiliating.”

“In the muggle world, it's not considered proper for families to yell at one another like
that in public,” said Hermione. “Family problems and discipline aren't considered anybody
else's business.”

“You're right,” said Harry. “When I'd get in trouble outside of home, like at school, my
mom would tell me that I'm gonna get it when we get home. She'd never yell at me like that
in front of my friends.”

“My point, exactly,” Hermione said with a grin.

“I never thought of that,” said Padma, “but I believe you are right. Howlers are terrible.”
Padma's expression changed to glee as she looked over at her two best friends. “So, do you have
anything special planned for the next Hogsmeade weekend? It's two days before Valentine's
Day.”

--HM--

Please review. Thank you to those who have.

P.S. If you're looking for other Harry/Hermione stories, check out my C2 in my
fanfiction.net profile.

Here's a link to the song “You Talk to Much” by Joe Jones. http:// www. youtube. com/ watch?
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29. Meeting Padfoot
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*Harry Potter and all characters, etc. belong to J.K. Rowling, not me.*

**Harry McGonagall - Chapter 2****9** **-** **Meeting Padfoot**

“Good morning, Hermione,” said Harry as he met his girlfriend in the Ravenclaw Common Room. He
was bouncing from foot to foot in a nervous almost-dance. It was the day of the Hogsmeade visit -
two days before Valentine's Day. Although they'd gone to Hogsmeade together before, they
never celebrated a Valentine's Day as a couple. Harry McGonagall hoped his plans would turn out
alright. As usual, he was wearing his bottomless backpack so that he could carry anything they
purchased easily.

“Morning, Harry,” she replied before giving him a quick kiss.

“Hi, guys,” said Padma from behind them.

“Morning, Padma,” the couple replied together.

“I guess we should get down to breakfast,” their friend said. “I'm starving.”

--HM--

They quickly made their way to the Great Hall and were immediately accosted by Harry's
little sister.

Sighing, Harry asked, “I guess you've got another shopping list for me, Brianna?”

With a grin, she nodded and produced a piece of parchment out of her pocket with a flourish.
“Yep.”

“Are you gonna pull your money bag out of your other pocket?” he asked as he took the list from
her.

“Darn,” she said in mock disappointment. “I keep hoping you'll forget.” She then gave Harry
a moneybag and the Ravenclaws proceeded to their table. They didn't notice the triumphant smirk
on the first-year Gryffindor as Harry stuffed Brianna's list and money into his backpack.

Harry filled up his plate as his sister watched from the Gryffindor table and took the pitcher
of pumpkin juice, with the intention of pouring himself a glass. He did not see Brianna flick her
wand in his direction while whispering, “Activate,” but immediately noticed that his backpack shot
up nearly ten feet in the air, carrying him with it and causing him to drop the full pitcher back
onto the table, resulting in a huge splash that drenched Hermione and Padma in the orange liquid.
He saw that mainly because his backpack pulled him into a position where he was facing his
girlfriend.

Harry didn't have time to observe their reactions because loud music began coming from his
backpack. After a few seconds, he recognized it as an old Elvis Presley song that his sister was
quite fond of - “*Baby Let's Play House*.” The backpack was swaying around, forcing his
hips to sway in a manner reminiscent of the `King of Rock and Roll' as the words and music
echoed in the Great Hall.

By now, he'd realized that Brianna's bag of money was causing the movement with
something similar to the levitation charm, and that her list was acting as a Howler that she'd
obviously recorded using the boom box at C.A.R.E. headquarters, and he was fairly certain that he
could stop it. However, there was a small problem. When he opened his mouth to activate his wand
holster by saying, “New Sparks,” he found that he'd been silenced, so he couldn't call his
weapon to his hand. He kept uselessly mouthing the words over and over as his face got redder and
redder. That shade of red only increased when he noticed everyone watching him as his body was
jerked around by his backpack as the song continued. Hermione appeared like she didn't want to
watch but couldn't look away during his performance. He did notice that she'd already
scourgified herself so she wasn't dripping with pumpkin juice.

When the song was finally over, he gently floated back to his seat and found out he was not
longer silenced when his girlfriend admonished, “Harry, language!” at the colorful metaphors
he'd used to describe his sister while the rest of the school was laughing or applauding. He
looked around to see Brianna laughing along with everyone else and summoned his wand out of its
holster and started to point it at her when Hermione grabbed his hand. “You can't just hex her
here!” she hissed. “You'll get in trouble.”

“Fine,” whispered Harry. “We'll get her later.”

“Are you alright, Harry?” came Aunt Minnie's voice from behind him.

“Yeah,” he said, turning to the headmistress. “I'm fine.”

“Do you know what happened?” she asked.

“Brianna pranked me,” he said venomously.

“I must admit I am flattered, yet disturbed, by your faith in my abilities,” said Brianna, who
had now approached. Harry turned to see her familiar innocent face.

Turning back to his aunt, Harry said, “She gave me her shopping list and a bag of coins and I
put them in my bag. They must've been charmed to put on that…performance. You can check them!”
He took off his backpack and opened it, rummaging through it for a minute before he declared,
“They're not here!”

“Of course not,” said Brianna with a smirk. “I've got my list and money right here.
That's why I came to your table - not to be accused.”

Glaring at her, Harry said, “Well, I'm NOT going to pick up whatever you want today, so you
can burn that list, you…”

“Harry!” interrupted Minerva. “I'm getting tired of this. When Brianna was pranked, she
accused you. Now you're accusing her.” She looked at both of them with her lips the thinnest
they'd ever been. “If it really is the two of you, then I'd say you're even, and
it's time for this little war of yours to stop.” She took a breath. “Without evidence, nothing
short of Veritaserum will prove your innocence or guilt, and I'm not willing to use that over a
prank, even if both disrupted a school meal, so there will be no school punishments for this silly
game of yours.” Harry and Brianna both looked relieved until the headmistress said, “However, I am
going to express my suspicions to your parents, so they can deal with this.” The kids paled.

Glancing at Hermione, Harry asked with a timid voice, “Could you wait until tomorrow, please?
I'd, er, rather not have mum call me during the Hogsmeade visit, and I think I've already
suffered enough today.”

Minerva got a picture in her mind of Cindy yelling at Harry through the mirror he carried with
him while he was taking a swig of butterbeer and causing it to spill all over the table, making a
complete mess. She smiled slightly and said, “Very well. I shall wait until tomorrow morning to
contact your parents, but that's the longest I'll wait. I am tired of your bickering and it
is going to stop.” She faced Harry. “And you will buy whatever Brianna gives you money to buy.”
With that done, she turned around and walked to the Head Table. Brianna silently handed Harry her
real list and coins and walked back to the Gryffindor table.

“Well,” said Padma, trying to change the atmosphere. “That was an interesting song.
American?”

“What?” asked Harry, “Oh, yeah. An oldie that both my dad and sister like.”

Hermione piped in, “That one line was horrible. `*I'd rather see you dead than to be with
another man.*' What kind of selfish person could say that about someone he supposedly loves?
Wouldn't he want her happy above all, even if that costs him his own happiness?”

Harry chuckled at that. “I agree with you, there. That line makes him sound like a stalker.”

Padma added, “I am surprised you were listening to the words at all with the show Harry was
putting on.” Harry's ears turned pink, not for the first time today, so she pressed on, looking
at him. “Harry, I never knew you could move like that. Hermione, you're a lucky girl.”

When Harry's face went completely crimson, Padma and Hermione both burst out laughing. “Shut
up!” he said, although it was obvious that he was fighting his own laughter. “Fine, go ahead and
laugh!”

“We are,” managed Hermione through her tears of myrth. “Padma's right, you did look sexy.”
Harry wasn't sure if she was joking or not.

“Um-hm,” said the Ravenclaw Patil sexily. “Hermione, you'll have to fight all the other
Hogwarts girls off with you wand today. They'll all want a piece of him.”

“Ha-ha,” said Harry. “Now, if you two don't mind, I'm going to try and eat some
breakfast.”

“You do that, Harry,” said Hermione sweetly. “You worked off a lot of energy.”

Harry acted like he didn't hear her as he violently speared a sausage. In fact, he
didn't say a word until he was done eating some fifteen minutes later.

“Hermione,” he said, turning toward her.

“Are you done sulking?” she asked.

Figuring that it was pointless to deny that accusation, he replied, “Yes.” She grinned at his
admission. “Was there any place special you wanted to visit today?”

“Yes. I need to pick up more quills and ink at Scrivenshaft's,” she replied. “I suppose we
should look at Brianna's list, as well.”

Harry turned to Padma while handing his girlfriend the list. “You're going with Parv and Lav
again?”

She grinned at her friend's concern. “Yeah. It's actually fun looking at robes and such
with them.”

“Good,” said Harry before returning his attention to his girlfriend, who was in the midst of
writing out a schedule of shops they'd visit. He grinned before commenting, “Leave lunch
open.”

Hermione looked up from her role of parchment. “Are we going to have another picnic?”

He grinned at her. “Maybe, maybe not.”

“Fair enough, I suppose,” she replied. “Was there any place you need to visit before I complete
this list?”

--HM--

It was less than half an hour later that Harry and Hermione separated from Padma to take a
private carriage to Hogsmeade village.

“This is nice,” Harry commented as he gazed into his girlfriend's eyes.

“What is?” she asked.

Blushing slightly, he answered, “Being alone in a carriage with you,” as he gently took her
hand.

“Oh,” she replied, also blushing. “Yes, it is.”

“I hope your list has us taking care of the essential stops first.”

“Yes. I figured that way we wouldn't have to worry about running errands all day.”

“Exactly.”

Soon, the carriage stopped and they dismounted. They were both glad the Dementors had been
persuaded to stay a distance from the carriages so they wouldn't affect the students. Harry,
trying to be a perfect gentlemen, went to help her off when he felt something hit the back of his
ankle, making him lose his balance. He fell backwards, taking Hermione with him and landing in a
very compromising position.

“I heard Mudbloods behaved like animals, but I'd have thought you would at least wait until
you were alone,” sneered a familiar voice.

“Old sparks now,” Harry muttered, catching his original wand in his left hand. He then faced his
school nemesis, who was, as usual, flanked by Crabbe and Goyle. “Malfoy!” he shouted while gently
untangling himself from Hermione, “I know you hexed my ankle!”

Ignoring that statement, Draco continued, “Then again, watching the way you were…dancing…at
breakfast, I should've known you and your *filthy* Mudblood whore were…”

POW! Although Harry's wand was in his left hand, he rushed up and punched Draco's mouth
with his right, knocking him five feet backwards onto the ground. Suddenly, Harry felt something
very strong hit his shoulder from behind and fell under the force of a badly aimed punch from
Crabbe (he was aiming for Harry's head).

“*Stupefy!*” shouted Hermione while Harry rolled himself around, preparing to fight. His
attacker fell, so he aimed his wand at Goyle, putting him in the full body-bind. He heard Draco
getting up, so he shouted, “Don't even think of it, you *filthy* inbred!” as he turned and
aimed his wand. It was at this point he noticed that Draco's mouth was bleeding and he was
missing a tooth. He walked up to the Death Eater spawn, still pointing his wand, and asked, “When
will you learn to just LEAVE ME ALONE?” Draco flinched as Harry shouted out the last three words.
“Or are you too stupid from your parents' inbreeding that you can't realize that you always
end up hurt when you try to bug me? Or do you like showing me your pure blood?”

At that point, they heard laughter coming from around them and realized their fight had gotten
attention.

“You're in trouble now, McGonagall!” he sneered, trying to sound brave, but he was obviously
in a lot of pain. “When my father…”

“Accio, Malfoy's bloody tooth,” Harry said, causing it to fly in the air. He caught it and
tossed it at Draco. “Better catch it; otherwise you'll have to take skel-o-grow.” The bumbling,
bleeding bully barely caught the small tooth before it hit the ground again. He then ran off.

“Harry, you shouldn't have done that! Now, you'll be in trouble.”

Harry grinned at his girlfriend. “It was worth it.”

“No, it wasn't,” she argued. “I don't care what he called me.”

“Sorry,” he said.

“No, you're not,” she argued before smirking at him, “but I can think of ways for you to
make it up to me.”

--HM--

They first got everything on Hermione's list, to get that over with, and stuffed all the
purchases into Harry's back pack, and did a bit of wandering around until it was time for
lunch. He took his date's hand and led her down a side road to the place he planned to order
their lunch, based off of recommendations from some older Ravenclaw girls.

“What's the place called?” Hermione asked.

“Madam Puddifoot's,” he replied.

“I've never heard of it.”

“It's a tea shop…but it serves sandwiches, too.” He paused as a slight blush reached his
cheeks. “It's supposed to be romantic.” He looked around while adding, “It should be right
about…there,” he replied, pointing out the sign. “Ouch,” he said, immediately pulling his hand
down.

“It's your shoulder where you got hit, isn't it?” asked Hermione. Without waiting for an
answer, she asked, “Does it hurt very much?”

He shook his head carefully, in hopes it wouldn't fall off and give him away. His shoulder
had been filling with more and more pain ever since his fight. He knew he'd have to get it
looked at, but not until after their date. “Not much. It just caught me by surprise is all.”

“If you say so,” she replied dubiously. “You should have Madam Pomfrey look at it when we get
back.”

“Alright,” he replied, since he'd planned on that anyway. “Shall we?” he asked, changing the
subject. He held out his other hand, which she took.

“Let's.”

Together, they entered the tea shop to find it was a cramped, steamy little place where
everything seemed to have been decorated with frills or bows. Harry sighed, wondering if he'd
made the right choice, hoping that Hermione at least liked the decorations.

“Hmm,” she said, unenthusiastically. “It's…cute, isn't it,” she commented.

“Er…yeah,” said Harry untruthfully. He glanced around again. “It looks like it's decorated
for Valentine's Day,” he commented when he noticed a number of golden cherubs that were
hovering over each of the small, circular tables, occasionally throwing pink confetti over the
occupants, whom Harry noticed seemed to all be attached at the mouth. `*This might not be that
bad of a place,*' he thought as he imagined doing that with Hermione.

They sat down quietly at a table until Hermione asked, “Isn't that Cho?” indicating an Asian
girl who was snogging an older boy he didn't recognize.

“I think so; but I don't think it would be a good idea to tap her on the shoulder and say
hi.”

Hermione giggled at that comment.

“What can I get you, m'dears?” asked a very stout woman with a shiny black bun, squeezing
between their table and Cho's with great difficulty. Harry decided that this must be Madam
Puddifoot. There was a notepad and quill floating next to her.

“Well, I'd like a coffee and a turkey sandwich,” said Harry, noticing the quill moving along
the pad.

“And you, miss?”

“Er, I'll take the same.”

“Very good. Be back in a jiff.”

It didn't take long for their orders to arrive, and Harry started to consume his rather thin
sandwich. No sooner had he taken his first bite when he felt a bunch of confetti fall all over his
hair, no doubt thrown by one of the cherubs that were tormenting the customers. He immediately
reached up with his good arm and wiped the stuff out of his dirty-blond hair. “Um, what do you
think of the place?” he asked Hermione.

“It's fine.”

“My sandwich is kind of dry,” he commented before picking up his cup.

“Harry, you might not want to…” she began, but it was too late. Harry started coughing as a
bunch of confetti made contact with his throat. Obviously, his cup had gathered a rather large
supply of the cursed stuff.

“Oh, dear!” said a voice behind him that he recognized as the proprietor. “How many times have I
told them not to toss the confetti in the drinks?” She patted him on the back to help him cough,
hitting very close to his injured shoulder.

“Ow,” he said, and immediately felt humiliated as everyone there could see he'd been hurt by
something as simple as a pat on the back.

“Are you alright?” both Hermione and Puddifoot asked at the same time.

“Yeah. I'm fine. I was hit in the shoulder earlier today, that's why I was hurt. I just
choked on some confetti one of your cherubs tossed.” He said the last part with a slight bit of
venom.

“I'm sorry about that, sir. Your order is on the house.”

After glancing at Hermione to see if she agreed with him, he replied. “I think we'd like to
leave. I really don't fancy choking on confetti again.” He started to get up.

“At least take your sandwiches and fresh coffees with you,” she replied.

“Do you have disposable cups here?” Hermione asked while rolling up the sandwiches in
napkins.

With a grin, she replied, “All of them are, dears. You see, I conjure the dishes here. They last
over an hour and it saves me time washing the dishes.”

“That's very clever,” replied Hermione with a genuine smile. “You also don't have to
worry about them breaking, or storage. Also, they're completely sanitary.”

“Yes they are,” Madam Puddifoot replied. “I'll be right back with fresh drinks. Feel free to
take your plates.”

Hermione did so before they walked toward the door. The proprietor had their new drinks almost
immediately after they got there. “I do hope you'll give us another chance,” she said. “I only
have the cherubs here around Valentine's Day.”

“We'll keep that in mind,” said Harry as they walked out the door. Once it was closed, Harry
said, “I'm sorry for ruining lunch in there. I just know I'd end up attacking one of those
floating devils.”

“That's fine.” She started to giggle as they approached a nearby bench. “Has anything really
gone right, today?”

“You're my date,” he replied while sitting down. “That's the most important thing to
me.”

“That is such a cheesy line,” she said with a smirk. “Don't tell me you picked it out of one
of those books on how to charm witches. I honestly don't know how any girls fall for those
stupid tricks. It's an insult to the girl's intelligence to even use a book like that.”

“Um, no, not exactly.” He swallowed. She looked at him expectantly, so he continued. “Mike
Corner said girls like to hear things like that. I think he read that out of a book.”

He took a deep breath and looked into her eyes. “I know I'm not good at saying things like
that, but I really have been a lot happier since we've been dating, and that's the truth.”
He sighed. “I wanted this to be a perfect Valentine's Day for you since we'll be in classes
on the real one, but I've messed up everything. I'm sorry.”

She could see the sincerity in his eyes as they pleaded with her for forgiveness, and realized
that he was terribly afraid he'd offended and angered her. She didn't want to let him
suffer with that fear…today, so she slowly approached him seductively, setting her lunch on the
bench as she slid closer. “I'm not at all upset with you,” she said before gently putting hers
hands on his shoulders and kissing him thoroughly.

After a few blissful seconds, they were interrupted by loud barking. They separated to see a
large black dog. “Go away,” Harry said, sounding a bit aggravated. “We're busy.”

The dog seemed to smirk at Harry for a moment, before moving his head to indicate the still
wrapped sandwiches on the bench. “Oh, I see. You won't leave us alone until we give you our
lunches.” The dog nodded.

Hermione said, “He does seem intelligent, doesn't he?” The dog barked while nodding his
head. Harry chuckled while his girlfriend said, “We might as well feed him. It's not as though
he could actually follow us back to Hogwarts.”

“Fine,” Harry said as he grabbed his partially eaten sandwich and unwrapped it. “It wasn't
very good, anyway.”

“Give him mine, too.”

After the dog finished happily eating the first sandwich out of Harry's hand, it paused and
stared at his green eyes. After a few seconds, it seemed to look more closely at Harry's face,
until it started sniffing him. “What's wrong, boy?” he asked while Hermione handed him the
other sandwich. Suddenly, the dog looked as close as possible to smiling as a dog could and began
wagging its tail like windshield wiper. Then it started licking Harry's hand and then his
face.

“Down, boy,” he said while chuckling. “Or I won't be able to give you the other sandwich.”
The dog calmed down and took the other sandwich, gave Harry one last lick, and ran off, its tail
still wagging. “That was weird,” said Harry before asking, “You wanna head over to the Three
Broomsticks?”

“Yeah,” she agreed, so they got up, taking their untouched coffees with them.

“You know, I think I saw that dog last September when we arrived at the station,” he commented
as he took her hand.

--HM--

The rest of the date went smoothly and the young couple did find some alone time, although they
did briefly separate to pick up gifts for the other. They had decided to exchange gifts on
Valentine's Day itself, though, so they only talked and did a bit of kissing. When they arrived
back at the castle, however, the Headmistress was waiting for them with a stern look in her
face.

“Well?” she asked, glaring daggers at Harry. “What do you have to say for yourself?”

Harry swallowed. “About what?”

“You know perfectly well what! That Malfoy brat is telling anyone that will listen how you
knocked out his tooth for no reason.”

“But he called…”

“I know perfectly well what he called Miss Granger,” she interrupted while nodding toward
Hermione. “Do you think I'm so foolish to take his word for it when there were over two dozen
witnesses to the fight?”

“No, but I…”

“I have punished him for using that foul word, and a few memories I've watched can prove
your accusation of him hexing you to begin with, so he'll be punished for that as well.” Harry
sighed with relief before she said, “However, you punched him, beginning the fight simply because
he insulted Miss Granger. It wasn't retaliation for that minor tripping hex, and he was not
threatening either of you at the time - just spouting bigoted ignorance. If you hadn't hit him
I could've punished him much worse. You are therefore in detention for the next week and have
lost Ravenclaw twenty points. And this incident will be included when I talk to your parents
tomorrow.” She took a deep breath. “Harry, you've got to learn to control your temper. I
don't enjoy punishing you anymore than you like being punished, but I have to do my job. Do you
care so much about what Malfoy says that you'll ignore the school rules to the point where you
would risk your Hogsmeade privileges?”

Hermione finally spoke up as her eyes bugged out. “What?”

“Harry, the only reason you haven't been suspended from Hogsmeade is because Draco hexed
you.”

“Is he…” began Harry.

“No, but he would've lost his Hogsmeade privileges if you hadn't hit him. By stopping
this from being one-sided, you've forced me to be somewhat lenient with Mr. Malfoy's
punishment so that you're being punished about equally to avoid the appearance of
favoritism.”

Harry put his head down, feeling genuinely sorry that Malfoy couldn't be punished worse.
“Yes, ma'am. I'm sorry.”

“Now, I suggest the two of you get on to dinner.”

--HM--

“I am TIRED of hearing about you fighting in school!” shouted Cindy McGonagall across the
Atlantic ocean via magical mirrors as Harry flinched back from his mother's rant. “And
don't prank your sister again!” It was the next morning and, as promised, Aunt Minnie had
informed his parents of his activities. He was glad he'd seen Madam Pomfrey and gotten his
shoulder taken care of at least, otherwise, he'd still be sore.

“But…”

“I've told Brianna the same thing.” She sighed. “Since your aunt already punished you for
fighting with that Malfoy brat I won't punish you for that, but I've asked Minnie to
confiscate both yours and Brianna's Game Boy and CD collections for a month…”

“But!”

“That's my final word, Harry. Unless you'd like me to have her confiscate your Lightning
Bolt as well.”

“No, that's…fine.”

“Good. I hope you'll actually learn your lessons this time.”

“Yes, mother.”

“Now, tell me about your date with Hermione yesterday,” she asked with a smirk. “And your plans
for tomorrow.”

“Mum!”

--HM--

The next morning was Valentine's Day, and Harry woke up nervous. This time, he arranged for
`friendship' cards to be owled to just Padma and Luna (as opposed to all his female friends
like last year) because he was closest to them. The rest of his efforts were spent on trying to
make his girlfriend enjoy the day. He arranged for Hermione and him to have a private dinner at
C.A.R.E. headquarters before his detention for the night with Professor Flitwick, who was handling
his punishment for fighting Malfoy. Harry and Hermione would exchange gifts during that dinner, but
that wouldn't stop him from giving her a few extra things throughout the day.

When he got to the common room, he found Hermione and Padma waiting for him. “Happy
Valentine's Day,” he said, “especially to you, Hermione.”

“Happy Valentine's Day,” repeated Hermione as she slightly blushed.

“Morning, Harry,” said Padma.

“Well, I guess we should head down to breakfast,” he said.

The girls agreed, so they headed down to the Great Hall. When the mail arrived, two school owls
carried Harry's cards to Padma and Luna, while, like last year, Hedwig brought Hermione's.
However, unlike last year, the snowy owl was carrying a gift as well - a box of sugar-free
chocolates. While she was opening her card, Rowena (Hermione's owl) arrived with Harry's
card, along with a small package.

“I thought we'd agreed to only give one gift to each other, and it would be at dinner,” said
Hermione as she opened her present.

“So did I,” he replied with a smirk as he opened his package to find chocolate mints like
Hermione had gotten him the year before.

“I couldn't resist,” Hermione admitted with a shrug.

“Me, too.”

“Besides, I *knew* you'd violate the agreement.”

He chuckled for a moment, deciding that he didn't need to argue with his girlfriend. “Happy
Valentine's Day, again.”

“Thanks,” she said before kissing him on the cheek.

--HM--

The rest of the day went smoothly, with Padma and Luna both thanking him for their cards. No
gifts were exchanged at lunchtime, so they walked hand-in-hand toward C.A.R.E. headquarters when it
was time for dinner.

After unlocking it, Harry opened the door and held it for Hermione. “After you.”

She walked in to find that a candle had been added to the center of one of the tables, and that
two plates of food (steak, mashed potatoes and green beans), along with drinks were already in
place. The other table had a vase full of red roses and a wrapped gift. While Hermione placed her
gift on that table, Harry hurried ahead of her to hold a chair out, acting the perfect gentlemen,
if only for that evening. Hermione grinned as she thought about how many girls were offended by a
boy doing what he's been taught is polite, like holding out a chair for his date.

After he was seated, Harry picked up his butterbeer that had been kept cold through a cooling
charm and held it toward his girlfriend. “Happy Valentine's Day.”

Still smiling, she picked up her glass and touched his with hers. “Happy Valentine's
Day.”

“I wish I had some music to play in the background,” said Harry apologetically, “but, as you
know, all my CDs are currently confiscated.”

“That's alright, Harry,” she reassured her boyfriend. “I'm sure dinner will be just fine
without music.”

They ate their meal, and when their plates were empty, they were replaced with dessert -
strawberry shortcake cut in the shape of a heart. After that was finished, they finally exchanged
gifts. Harry had given her a bottle of perfume, in addition to the roses, while Hermione had given
him a bottle of cologne.

They kissed for a little while before heading back to the castle so Harry could serve his
detention.

--HM--

The school year passed quickly from there, with birthday parties for both Ron Weasley and
Brianna happening in March (Harry got the Gryffindor boy he barely knew a chocolate frog while
buying a Game Boy game for his sister), the same month Hufflepuff was barely beaten in their
Quidditch match against Slytherin. Just a few years previous, before Headmistress McGonagall told
off Madam Hooch for favoring Slytherin, the snakes would've destroyed the badgers by cheating.
However, Terrence Higgs, the Slytherin Seeker, managed to catch the Snitch before Cedric Diggory,
winning the game. The Puff's certainly weren't having a good year.

April began with a bang when the Weasley twins celebrated their birthday by pulling a
school-wide prank that made everybody's face look like their house's mascot. The
Slytherin's really looked creepy with snake heads. Obviously, Ravenclaws like Harry and
Hermione had raven faces complete with beaks; Hufflepuffs had badger faces; while Gryffindors had
lion faces. Harry thought Brianna liked looking like a lioness. It reminded Harry of their Animagus
practice. He was now able to grow black hair on his whole right arm, while his hand could become a
claw. He still didn't know what kind of animal he would be. Hermione could do that and had
begun with her left claw as well, although her fur was brown.

In the middle of April, Gryffindor played Hufflepuff and truly trounced them. However, Cedric
did manage to grab the Snitch before Ginny to end the suffering, but Gryffindor still won, ensuring
its place in the final match against Ravenclaw, which was to be played the next month. The
Hufflepuffs didn't get one win that whole year. Spring Break came and went, consisting of
mostly extra studying as the end-of year exams approached.

--HM--

“Welcome, everyone, to the final Quidditch match of the year - Gryffindor versus Ravenclaw!”
announced Lee Jordan, to tremendous applause as the teams flew out to play for the cup. Harry
smiled at Ginny as their captains shook hands. Once again, they bet a few Knuts on the game. He
wondered when the redhead would realize that she'll never beat him.

After the teams were announced and the balls released, Harry flew up to his usual position to
search for the Snitch while listening to Lee's commentary.

“Davies steals the Quaffle from Johnson and passes it to Bradley as Bell approached him. Fred or
George Weasley - can't tell which - hits a Bludger toward Bradley as he throws the Quaffle at
the hoop. He's hit in the shoulder, messing up his aim. Granger catches it - didn't know
she was there - and puts it in the hoop, surprising Wood. Lucky shot!”

“Jordan!”

“Sorry, professor.” Harry laughed. “Spinnet now has the Quaffle and is headed toward the
Gryffindor goals. Passes it to the lovely Angelina Johnson just before Granger gets close enough to
steal it. Wish Angelina would date me.”

“Jordan!”

“Sorry, Headmistress. Johnson passes it to Bell, who passes it to Spinnet, who passes it to
Johnson, who shoots it…and scores! She's not only beautiful, but a terrific Chaser!”

Harry continued his search of the pitch as the game went on, with the Gryffindor Chasers doing a
bit better than their Ravenclaw counterparts. He was surprised when he noticed the black dog
he'd fed a few months before sitting on the ground near the stands, apparently watching the
game, which didn't make much sense to him, but he had more important things to worry about,
like Jordan's next announcement, which distracted him from noticing the Defense Against the
Dark Arts teacher noticing the black dog.

“Ginny Weasley starts flying toward the ground. Has she seen the Snitch?”

Harry glanced in her direction and saw his opponent was in motion, so he shot after her. He was
approaching her position when he noticed something odd. He saw the Snitch above himself while Ginny
was below him and quickly approaching the ground. He grinned as he realized she hadn't seen the
Snitch and was trying to pull off a Wronski Feint. He changed direction and grabbed the Golden
Snitch before she knew what had happened.

“What?” announced Jordan. “Harry McGonagall looks like he's…he's holding the Snitch.
Weasley must've picked the wrong moment to pull off a feint.” He sighed. “The game is over.
Ravenclaw wins the game - 250 to 210 - and the Quidditch House Cup.”

Harry was almost sorry when he saw the disappointed look on Ginny's face - almost. However,
he enjoyed winning far too much to truly regret doing so. While he was celebrating Ravenclaw's
victory, Harry didn't notice the black dog walking off nor Professor Lupin following the
dog.

--HM--

After the party in Ravenclaw Tower, Quidditch season ended as the very last stretch to the final
exams approached. Naturally, Harry and Hermione's study group was doing better than most
people, but they were nervous because they had more exams this year than the previous two.

Harry was pleasantly surprised by Professor Lupin's style of exam - an obstacle course. He
was still meeting with the man weekly to learn more about his parents and felt he was getting to
really know him. He'd noticed that Remus had been acting a bit odd for the past few weeks. He
couldn't concentrate on that while making his way through the test, though, so he shoved those
thoughts aside as he waded across a deep paddling pool containing a grindylow and crossed a series
of potholes full of Red Caps. He had to squish his way across a patch of marsh while ignoring
misleading directions from a hinkypunk and then climb into an old trunk and battle with a
Boggart.

“Excellent, Harry,” Lupin muttered as he climbed out of the trunk, grinning. “Full marks.”

Happy with his success, Harry waited around for Hermione and Padma, both of whom approached soon
enough. Hermione looked shaken up by the course, but refused to talk about what had happened,
beyond mentioning that the Boggart slowed her down. Padma arrived soon after that, so they left the
room and headed toward their next exams - Padma to Muggle Studies, which was actually taking place
inside C.A.R.E. headquarters so they could utilize electronic muggle devices, while Harry and
Hermione were headed to Arithmancy.

The young couple was nearly to Professor Vector's classroom when they saw an
all-too-familiar person dressed in shawls and wearing glasses that were almost an inch thick, who
smelled of cooking sherry.

“Hello, Mr. McGonagall,” she said in her usual `prophetic' voice.

“Hi, Professor Trelawney,” Harry replied evenly. “What brings you here?”

“I was gazing into the crystal ball - a skill you should learn to use your gift whether you take
formal lessons or not - when I saw myself wandering in this corridor, and felt I should obey my
fate.”

Hermione looked puzzled. “Your fate wanted you to…”

“*It will happen tonight!*” declared Trelawney in a voice completely unlike her own. By
looking into her eyes, it was easy to see she was in a genuine trance, unlike her fake ones where
she declared the doom that would befall Harry if he didn't take her class.

“*The Dark Lord lies alone and friendless, abandoned by his followers. His servant has been
chained these twelve years. Tonight, before midnight…the servant will break free and set out to
rejoin his master. The Dark Lord will rise again with his servant's aid, greater and more
terrible than ever he was. Tonight…before midnight…the servant…will set out…to rejoin…his
master…*”

Professor Trelawney's head fell forward onto her chest. She made a grunting sort of noise.
“What was I saying, dear?” she asked.

“Er, that you saw yourself in this corridor, Professor,” said Harry, feeling genuinely convinced
he'd seen a real prophecy, and terrified of the contents.

“Oh, yes. I believe I shall linger in this area in case something interesting happens.”

“Bye,” said Harry before walking off quickly, hand-in-hand with his girlfriend.

“Do you think that was genuine?” Hermione whispered once they were out of earshot.

“Yes,” he hissed back, “I wonder if it has something to do with Sirius Black,”

She looked thoughtful for a moment. “Maybe you're right, but right now we can't think
about that. We've got an exam.”

--HM--

Harry had a difficult time forcing himself to concentrate on his Arithmancy test, but he managed
and felt he had aced it. He was genuinely glad that he had studied as hard as he did because it was
a difficult test. When he and Hermione were done, they decided to visit C.A.R.E. headquarters to
make sure that the Muggle Studies class hadn't left the place a mess. They got there to find
Padma lying on the ground in front of the entrance, with the door to headquarters closing with a
loud SLAM.

“Padma, what happened?” Hermione asked as they approached their friend.

She appeared to be winded as she tried to catch her breath. “Big black dog…didn't know they
ate rats…”

“What?” asked Harry, now thoroughly confused.

Padma had by now recovered enough to get up and say, “I found Ron Weasley's missing rat in
headquarters right after the exam, when the rest of the class was leaving.”

“Are you sure?” asked Hermione.

“Yes. I've seen it a few times when Parvati let me in Gryffindor Tower. Anyway, I was going
to return it when this big black dog ran out of the forest toward me. I was terrified.”

Harry and Hermione shared a quick look. “I think I know what dog you mean, but he seemed
friendly to us.”

“It jumped toward me, knocking me down, getting the rat out of my hand and running into the
cabin.”

“How did the dog close the door properly?” asked Hermione.

“I don't…”

“Hi, guys,” came Brianna's voice from behind them. “I just finished my…what's
wrong?”

They quickly explained what had happened and they all drew their wands. Something didn't
seem right. Harry walked up to the door and found it locked. “How'd a dog lock the door?” he
muttered as he took out his key and opened the door, to find one of the strangest sights he'd
ever seen. Dressed in rags and smelling awful, notorious murderer Sirius Black was standing inside
C.A.R.E. headquarters with a terrified rat in one hand, a small mirror in the other, and a crazed
look in his eyes.

--HM--

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30. The Rat Revealed
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*Harry Potter and all characters, etc. belong to J.K. Rowling, not me.*

**Harry McGonagall - Chapter** **30** **-** **The Rat Revealed**

“Hurry up, Moony!” screamed the crazy-looking man at the mirror in his hand before pocketing it.
Harry and the others were drawing their wands. Sirius took a step toward Harry and said, “Well,
well, well. Hello, Harry Potter.”

“Stop right there, murderer!” shouted the Boy-Who-Lived. “How do you know who I am?” A small
part of him was relieved that everyone present already knew his true identity, so Sirius hadn't
revealed any secrets. Another part of him was scared to death that this killer knew who he was.

“Your scent,” he answered simply. “I used to spend a lot of time at your house with you and your
parents.”

“Before you betrayed them!” shouted Brianna. All the kids were now pointing their wands at the
fugitive, who seemed unconcerned.

“I didn't betray Lily and James. It was this rat!”

“Ronald Weasley's pet?” asked Hermione. “That's preposterous!”

“It may seem that way at first, but it can be explained,” came a calm voice from behind the
kids.

“It's about time you got here, Remus,” said Black.

The kids turned around to see Professor Lupin pointing his wand at them - not Sirius. He said,
“Everyone calm down and lower your wands and nobody will get hurt.”

“I trusted you!” shouted Harry as his face turned red. “And you've been helping him all this
time!”

“What's going on here?” shouted the Muggle Studies teacher, who'd returned because
she'd forgotten something in the cabin. “Professor Lupin, why are you pointing…” She then
noticed who was on the other side of the kids. “You're helping Sirius Black!” She reached into
her pocket for her wand, but was too late.

“I'm sorry, Professor Burbage,” said Lupin calmly. “*Stupefy*.” She was hit by the red
beam of light and fell to the ground unconscious. He then glanced at the kids who were glaring at
him and pointed his wand back at them. “I didn't hurt her. She might've gotten in the way.
Now, I told you to lower your wands.”

“Why should we, werewolf?” growled Padma. “Are you waiting for the moon to come out so you can
bite us?” Hermione and Brianna had their wands on Black while Harry and Padma had theirs on
Lupin.

The professor seemed shocked, and then noticed that only Brianna seemed surprised at this
information. “How long have you known?”

“Months,” said Harry. “You were always sick on the full moon.”

“And you didn't tell me?” asked Brianna, looking upset.

“At the time,” growled Harry. “We didn't think he was dangerous.” He glared at his
professor. “I trusted you! I talked to you for hours about my birth parents! Were the aurors wrong?
Was it both you and Black who betrayed the Potters and Pettigrew?”

“We didn't betray them, Harry,” said Lupin sadly. “Pettigrew did.”

“And he's in my hand!” added Sirius with an excited grin. “I've waited thirteen years
for this!”

“He's mad!” declared Hermione.

Lupin suddenly pointed his wand toward Hermione's general direction and released a spell.
Harry jumped Lupin, pushing him to the ground. Hermione ducked before seeing the spell wasn't
aimed at her, but at the rat in Black's hand. It hit the rodent, who was forced to change shape
into a pathetic-looking short, balding, overweight man who Sirius was now holding by his
throat.

Harry punched Remus in the face before hearing an unfamiliar voice. “Padfoot? It's so good
to see you again.” Harry turned, and for the first time in his memory, saw Peter Pettigrew. He
absentmindedly got up, ignoring Moony, who had a black-eye forming on his face.

“What, how?”

Peter started to speak before Sirius gripped his throat tighter. “Tell them the truth, rat!”

While sniffling and stuttering, Pettigrew told them, “It was me. I t-t-told the Dark Lord where
Lily and James were hiding. You have no idea the curses that he knows. No idea how much pain he can
cause. W-w-what would you do?”

“I would've died!” snarled Sirius. “I would've died rather than betray my friends! To
think I convinced them to trust you to be their secret-keeper instead of me. Making myself a
decoy.” He sighed. “Biggest mistake of our lives!”

“That's why you didn't kill the Dursleys or Ron Weasley,” mumbled Brianna, mainly to
herself.

By now, all the wands were on Peter as Remus said, “There's only one just punishment for
that kind of betrayal, Wormtail. You should've known that if Voldemort didn't kill you, we
would. Hold him, Sirius.”

“Don't you want to turn him in?” asked Padma, gesturing toward the trembling coward. “He
could get Mr. Black free.”

Taking a calming breath, Remus reluctantly said, “You're right, of course,” while Harry
watched.

“Death is too good for him. The Dementors can have him once we've cleared Sirius' name.”
He pulled out his own mirror and called, “Minerva McGonagall.”

After about fifteen seconds, she answered, “Harry?”

“Have I got a story for you,” he replied. “But you'll need to come to C.A.R.E.
headquarters.”

While his aunt made her way to their location, Harry filled her in on the recent developments,
even pointing his mirror at Pettigrew to confirm the story. After he was done explaining things to
her, Harry talked to Sirius for a few minutes, who said, “Your parents made me your godfather,
Harry. I'm sure you're happy with your adoptive family, but if you ever wanted another
home, you could…”

“…come and live with you?” Harry asked. Padfoot nodded. Harry wasn't sure how to respond to
this without hurting Sirius' feelings. In one sense, he was a complete stranger, but he was
also Harry's godfather and a close friend of his birth parents. He took a deep breath. “I do
appreciate the offer, Sirius. I really do. But like you said, I am very happy with my adoptive
parents. But you can visit, you know. Once you're free, you could even…”

At that moment, Minerva arrived. “Hello, gentlemen. I do hope we can clear up this
misunderstanding,” she said calmly, but appeared shocked as she stared at Peter, whose throat was
still being held by Sirius Black. “Mr. Pettigrew, I cannot express how disappointed in you I am,”
she added in her worst `teacher giving detention' mode. The rat Animagus cringed. She then
turned to Lupin. “I must say that is an impressive black eye, and I do hope you've taken your
medication, Remus.”

With a grin, he replied, “I have taken my wolfsbane.”

“Good.” She looked to the ground. “I see none of you have seen fit to revive Professor Burbage
yet.”

Suddenly, the air got very chilly as a cold feeling overtook them all. Harry began hearing his
birth mother's voice pleading with Voldemort as a swarm of over fifty Dementors came into view.
He was forcing his Occlumency shields up as he watched Professor Lupin point his wand toward the
monsters.

Suddenly, the Defense teacher started trembling in pain and dropped his wand. Harry glanced up
and saw the full moon in between two of the Dementors and back down to see Lupin changing. A
Dementor was charging at him. Sirius, in the meantime, didn't have his own wand and was
scrambling to pick up the werewolf's. Even though Moony would keep his mind, he'd be unable
to perform magic until the next morning.

Upon hearing a scream, Harry turned to see his aunt's wand hand had been grabbed so she
wouldn't be able to defend them. The girls were in a similar predicament, and they all seemed
on the verge of collapsing as several Dementors lowered their hoods. While fighting his own
mind's reaction, Harry took a deep breath as he glanced at Hermione's trembling form as one
of the monsters got closer to her. He forced himself to concentrate on their first kiss as he
pointed his wand and shouted, “*Expecto Patronum!*”

A silvery Patronus shot out of his wand, shaped like a tabby cat. It ran at the Dementor closest
to Hermione, forcing it to flee, and began chasing after each one, saving all of them from a fate
worse than death.

Sirius got up, holding Lupin's wand. “That was amazing, Harry. I'd have never expected
you to cast a Patronus at your age, let alone one powerful enough to drive them all away!”

Harry smiled. “Aunt Minnie and Professor Lupin taught me.” He indicated Minerva and the tame
werewolf sitting on the ground. “I guess we should get Pettig…where is he?”

Everyone looked around in panic and didn't see the traitor or his rat form anywhere. “DAMN!”
shouted Padfoot. “The bloody traitor got away during the Dementor attack!”

A shaky Minerva sadly said, “I'm afraid that it will take absolute proof to get the Ministry
to admit they made a mistake. It will take more than Pensieve memories for that.”

“But…” said Harry.

“Fudge wouldn't remove the Dementors from the grounds after they nearly killed a student.
That obstinate…politician has been shouting all year about how Sirius Black was a murderer.”

“I'm afraid your aunt's right, Harry,” said Sirius with his head down.

“But surely with all of us testifying,” began Hermione.

“I'm afraid it won't be enough for that imbecile,” said Minerva. “Besides, he's
ordered the Dementors to Kiss Sirius on sight. Even if he tried to turn himself in, he wouldn't
survive.”

With a sigh, Padfoot said, “I guess I'd better move on, then.” Lupin barked loudly, and when
they turned toward him, they saw he was gesturing one of his paws toward himself. Sirius closed his
eyes in regret. “You mean you have to run, too, don't you. That teacher saw us together and you
stunned her.”

“Perhaps I could…” said Minerva.

“Talk her out of it? Modify her memory?” suggested Black while shaking his head. “That won't
work. You'll become a fugitive, too. No. Remus and I had the kids cornered and you rescued
them. That's what you'll tell everyone. We've got to be going.”

“At least let me help you gentlemen,” said Minerva before calling out, “Twinky!” An elf appeared
with a small pop.

“Yes, Headmistress. What can Twinky be doing for you?”

“On the sixth floor, there is a large storage room. Do you know where I'm talking
about?”

“Yes, Headmistress.”

“In one corner, there is a rather large, folded up carpet. Could you bring it here?”

“Yes, Headmistress,” the elf replied, bowing before popping away.

“What is he getting?” asked Harry, “a flying carpet?”

Before she could answer, Twinky reappeared with a huge red carpet that looked brand new on the
ground in front of him. “Here it is being. Twinky is sorry he is taking so long. Twinky is dusting
it off.”

“You did a good job, Twinky. Now, could you pack up provisions for two men to last at least a
month and bring it here? And all of Professor Lupin's possessions. And a box of
chocolates?”

“Yes, Headmistress.” He popped away again.

“Before the Hogwarts Express was built,” Minerva explained. “Students would ride this flying
carpet to school.” While the others watched, she pointed her wand at the carpet and muttered a
Latin phrase. “That will activate its defenses against detection. Once it's ten feet in the
air, no one can see it. The bottom of the carpet looks like the sky above it so that no magical
person will see it from the ground. It also disillusions anything on it.”

“Thank you,” said Sirius, clearly in awe. The werewolf was silently admiring it as well.

“I suggest you make your way to America. I will contact Harry's parents and see if I can
persuade them to help you two. Harry said you had a communication mirror?”

“Yes,” answered Padfoot, pulling it out of the pocket of his raggedy pants.

“Surely I taught you enough Transfiguration to make those clothes look decent?”

Padfoot laughed. “It hasn't come up yet, but I'll take care of that on our way.”

“My mirror address is `Minerva McGonagall.' Harry's is `Harry McGonagall.'

“So,” said Sirius with a grin. “Remus told me how you took Harry from the Dursleys right under
Dumbledore's nose.”

With pink ears, Minerva began, “I…”

“I want to thank you for that. From what Lily told me about them, and what I saw in my visit,
they would've treated Harry terribly.”

“You're welcome. It was my pleasure.”

“Moony and I decided that what you did is a prank worthy of the Marauders, so we decided to make
you an honorary member, Miss Whiskers.” Harry and Brianna laughed at that until their aunt glared
at them. They were saved from her response by Twinky reappearing with a ton of food and drink,
along with an extra dose of wolfsbane for Lupin, as well as the professor's possessions. Once
all that was on the carpet, everyone got a piece of chocolate. Padfoot and Moony boarded and sat on
chairs Minerva conjured for them.

After short goodbyes, the remaining Marauders flew away, becoming invisible once they were ten
feet in the air. At that moment, Professor Burbage woke up and looked around. “They're gone!
Sirius Black was working with Professor Lupin! I saw them holding the kids at wand point. Are you
okay? You must have been terrified!” The kids nodded sadly. “What happened?”

--HM--

Minerva relayed the official story they'd come up with, and they all sadly marched back to
Hogwarts, where the Headmistress reluctantly did her duty to floo the Ministry and tell them the
same story that had been told to the Muggle Studies professor, how Minerva had surprised the two
Marauders and rescued the children. She hated telling that lie, but knew that Fudge would accept
nothing less. Not to mention that if Fudge even suspected they sympathized with Black, he'd
have the McGonagall family under observation, even in America. Then, she decided to have a talk
with her old friend from the Department of Magical Law Enforcement, Amelia Bones, to see if the
case of Sirius Black could be reopened and the evidence reexamined.

The next day's Daily Prophet had a huge story about Professor Remus Lupin helping his old
friend, Sirius Black, escape. Fortunately for Minerva, it didn't mention that Remus was a
werewolf. Otherwise, it would've made her look very bad. As it was, the article made her out to
be some sort of heroine for rescuing the kids from Sirius and Remus. A few days later, the term
ended and the students left Hogwarts for the summer.

--HM--

Please review. Thank you to those who have.

Sorry for such a short chapter, but I felt that this incident deserved its own chapter rather
than being stuffed in the middle of several other events.

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31. Summer of Learning
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*Harry Potter and all characters, etc. belong to J.K. Rowling, not me.*

**Harry McGonagall - Chapter** **31** **-** **Summer** **of Learning**

“It's good to be home,” Harry exclaimed as he crossed the threshold of the house he was
raised in, carrying his trunk. He, Aunt Minnie and Brianna had just flooed to O'Hare airport to
be met by Mark and Cindy McGonagall, who drove them home. Once the rest of his family was inside
and the door shut, Harry put down his trunk and got his wand out of its holster. “*Wingardium
Leviosa,*” he said while performing the appropriate swish and flick, causing his luggage to
float up the stairs as he followed.

“You don't need to use magic for everything,” commented his mom before Brianna followed her
brother's example. “It wouldn't hurt you to get some exercise.”

“What for?” asked Harry, indicating his slim build. As he walked back down the stairs, it was
clear he was not gaining weight to justify a comment like that.

“I'm not saying you're getting fat, Harry, because you're not. I just don't
think it's healthy that the only exercise you get at Hogwarts is walking to class, especially
since both of you have those special back-packs to make sure your books don't weigh you
down.”

Turning to his father, Harry asked, “When did mum get obsessed with exercise?”

“I'm not obsessed,” she replied.

“She started watching a health program on TV a few weeks ago,” said Mark. “She also bought a
treadmill.”

“And I think you kids should spend time on it every day this summer.”

“WHAT!?!” exclaimed both kids together.

Sighing at seeing their reactions, Cindy walked toward her children. “It's only because I
care about your health. I love you both and want you to live long, healthy lives.”

Harry turned his face toward his aunt. “Do you think we could go back to England?”

--HM--

The next morning, Harry was rudely awakened to find out his mother wasn't kidding. “Get up,
Harry.”

“Er, what?” he asked wearily. “I thought it was summer.”

“Good morning,” he mom said happily.

“It was until a minute ago.”

“It's time for you to exercise.”

“No.”

“Yes, you will, Harry. Now get up.”

“Fine, but then I'm going right back to bed.”

“That's alright.” She then handed him a pair of shorts and a sleeveless t-shirt. “Now, put
these on while I get your sister.”

It wasn't long afterward that Harry found himself stepping onto the treadmill after doing a
few warm-up exercises. “Now, kids, I want you to realize that I am doing this because I love you.”
Brianna was on an exercise mat and had been instructed to follow the instructions on a video their
mom had purchased. Once the video was done, they'd switch places. “This should be the right
speed for you.”

The machine started working, causing Harry to start jogging. What Cindy hadn't told the kids
was that she was worried about all the trouble that seemed to find Harry, not to mention the new
prophecy that said Voldemort would return. It sounded like Harry, and probably Brianna by
association, would end up fighting for their lives at some point, and she wanted to help them
prepare as much as she could. As she understood it, most of the Death Eaters never did any exercise
at all, instead relying on house elves. She thought that being in good shape would give her
children a definite advantage in dangerous situations. Besides, it was healthy to exercise like
that anyway.

Harry was actually surprised to find that it only took ten minutes for him to start panting for
air, and his ribcage was hurting after fifteen when his mom finally let him stop, telling him that
he'd soon be able to handle a half-hour of that easily. While his sister got on the treadmill,
he started watching the exercise video. While he'd never admit it to his mother, he did like
watching the women in the video exercise. However, he didn't like joining in the torturous
exercises.

It was less than an hour after he'd been woken up that he emerged from a shower, knowing he
was far too awake to go back to sleep. So, naturally, he went back downstairs to play video
games.

--HM--

The rest of the week went by with that routine. On his nightly calls to his girlfriend, Hermione
told him that she was happy he was exercising, and that she looked forward to seeing the results of
that up close. To make him feel better about it, she even started exercising at her house. She also
told him the good news that brought him and his mum back to Chicago on Saturday, exactly one week
after Hogwarts let out. The Grangers were visiting America again. However, Hermione informed him
that they would not be watching any baseball games. He wholeheartedly agreed, and so it was with
great enthusiasm that Harry greeted his girlfriend with his arms wide open.

“Hello, Herm…” he said before she crushed her lips against his at the airport. He quickly
responded until the clearing of a throat brought him back to reality. They separated so they could
see Hermione's father standing next to them, frowning.

“You two look really good together,” said Hermione's mum before her husband could say
anything. “I always knew you'd end up dating.” Although they'd been dating several months,
this was their first time seeing each other's parents since then.

“Yeah,” said Harry nervously. “Hermione's really special.”

“Why don't we get to the car?” suggested Cindy.

While they were exiting the airport, Harry could hear Marissa Granger whispering a bit louder
than she'd intended to her husband because he was very close behind them and concentrating as
he held Hermione's hand. “You know that Harry's a nice boy, and I'm glad they were
friends for a few years before they started dating. That means he cares about her. He's not
just some random boy that thought she was pretty. You like him, too. Admit it.”

“It's part of my job description as a father to hate any boy my daughter dates,” he
countered. After a glare from his wife, Adam admitted, “but I'd rather she date Harry than some
of the other boys from Hogwarts I've heard about.”

“Remember that. Also, remember that you can't threaten him because he could do a lot more
damage with his magic than you can do with your fists.”

“But if I get him in a dental chair…” he countered with a gleam in his eye. Harry gulped and
made a mental note to never set foot in the Grangers' dental surgery.

“Daddy!” yelled Hermione. Apparently Harry wasn't the only eavesdropper in that
relationship.

The older couple stopped dead in their tracks and turned. “Oh, er, you heard that?” asked her
father. “We thought you were a bit further back.”

“Don't make excuses, Daddy. You know what you just said!”

“Oh, that. Well, honey, I was just kidding. I'd never…”

“I think you should apologize to Harry,” said Marissa. “He's the one you threatened to
torture.”

“That's okay,” said Harry. “I know he was joking.”

“But still,” countered Hermione. “It was a terrible thing to say. It would be like you talking
about putting a Cruciatus Curse on Daddy. He wouldn't like that.”

“A what?” Adam asked. After that curse was explained, the group got into the car and made their
way back to Lansing, Illinois.

--HM--

After Hermione had levitated her luggage into Brianna's room (like the last visit, she was
sharing with Harry's sister while her parents had the guest room), she walked downstairs to
find Harry just sitting down on the couch after having just put her parents' luggage in the
room they were using. Harry indicated the spot next to him on the sofa and turned on the TV while
she sat down.

“Have I said how great it is to have you back here?” he asked.

“Once or twice,” she replied with a grin as her ears turned pink.

“Well, it…” At that moment, a tapping noise started coming from the window. Harry got up to see
a small brown owl tapping its beak lightly on the glass. It had a rolled up piece of paper tied to
its foot. Harry opened the window and relieved the bird of its parcel. “Stay here and I'll get
you one of Hedwig's treats.”

He walked over to the kitchen, where they were stored. As he pulled the box out of the cabinet,
Hermione called out, “Better make it two. Another owl just arrived, and from the look of it,
I'd say it just flew across the ocean.”

“That's impossible,” Harry replied as he put the box of treats back. “Owls can't make
that flight.”

“It could've stopped on a boat or something on the way,” she replied as he reentered the
living room.

“I will admit it looks exhausted.” The poor thing was panting as it lay flat on an end table.
“When will those idiots learn to use something other than owls to deliver messages?” He took the
rolled up parchment from that owl, and it promptly fell asleep. “I guess I'll give the other
one its treat.” Once he did that, the first owl flew out the window.

“I guess that one didn't need a reply.”

Harry opened up his first letter. “No wonder. It's an advertisement for some kind of
combination carnival/workshop type thing in Little Salem next week.”

Hermione's eyes widened at the thought. “Let me see!” He handed her the ad, which described
rides and games, but also lessons on several things such as the basics of Enchanting where as a
final project the student has to enchant something muggle to act in a magical way. One example
given was a broom to fly or a pen to take dictation. It had dueling and other activities advertised
as well. Hermione also noticed, “It starts in a few days, but it's going to last for a month.
It costs…a bit expensive.”

“What are you two talking about, and why aren't you kissing?” came a voice all-to-familiar
to Harry.

“Brianna, kissing isn't all we do. Sometimes we talk.”

“I'm glad to hear that,” said Adam Granger, who'd just entered the room with the other
adults. “But what are you two looking at anyway?”

“This advertisement for a really great opportunity to learn,” said Hermione.

“And have fun,” added Harry, who was now unrolling his other parchment. Hermione began
describing what would be happening at the workshop while Harry read,

*Dear Mr. McGonagall,*

*We understand that you had some exposure to American magical education for a few years before
you began attending Hogwarts, and now that you have been a student there for three years, we would
like to know how you would compare the two approaches. Also, we'd like your opinion on the
underage wizardry laws of England, which we know are not part of American laws**, along with a
list of any incidents you are aware of where representatives of your magical government had to
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Harry looked further down to see that she was an employee of the British Ministry of Magic
involved with underaged magic and thought they were possibly considering modifying those laws. He
shrugged his shoulders and decided to fill out the survey, but first would participate in the
discussion going on around him, since his mom was calling his name.

“Harry!”

“What?”

“Brianna sounds like she wants to go to this workshop/carnival thing instead of the Quidditch
World Cup. What do you think?”

He took a deep breath while he considered it. “Remember that game last year that took so long?
That was boring most of the time.”

“Exactly,” said Brianna. “At least with this, we won't be sitting there doing nothing. We
could actually be doing something!”

“It is an excellent opportunity that I'm afraid the age restriction for magic in Britain
prevents,” interjected Minerva.

A thought occurred to Harry. “What about Hermione? She's only supposed to be here for two
weeks.”

“That's something we're discussing,” said Marissa. “The plan was that we'd take
Hermione with us to a dental conference in Spain, but…”

“But she'll probably be bored most of the time,” said Adam.

“I will have my books,” argued Hermione, but Harry could tell her heart wasn't in it.

Knowing where this was leading, Harry figured he might as well be the one to suggest it. “Why
doesn't she stay here for the whole workshop?”

“Could I?” she pleaded with her parents and his.

“It's fine with us,” said Cindy. “Hermione's no trouble to have here.” Harry noticed
Adam Granger's eyes going between him and his girlfriend before his mom added, “We'll make
sure Harry and Hermione stay out of trouble.”

“Are you sure you can?” Adam asked.

“Daddy!” interjected Hermione, clearly offended. “You know I wouldn't…”

Before Mr. Granger could reply, Mrs. Granger said, “We have to trust them at Hogwarts most of
the year.”

“How about you go to the first few weeks and see if you like it?” Adam suggested.

“Thanks, Daddy,” she replied, getting up and hugging him. It was obvious to everyone in the room
that, despite his protests, Adam Granger was really wrapped around his daughter's finger.

--HM--

After early morning exercise (which Hermione graciously joined to spend more time with Harry)
and the necessary showers, a group consisting of all the Grangers and McGonagalls except Mark, who
was working, took the Eagle Bus to Little Salem. The plan was to have only one adult with the kids
after this, but they all wanted to see what kind of set up they had.

They'd only taken a few steps into Little Salem when Harry saw a huge banner floating
overhead advertising the workshop/carnival. The background color was switching between all the
colors of the rainbow while a large message scrolled across it.

*Wizarding World Gone Wild!*

*Learn Enchanting, Wizard Dueling, Magical Tailoring and* *m**ore* *in our
Workshops!*

*C**ompete for* *incredible* *prizes in our games**!*

*R**ide our thrilling magical roller coasters* *that defy muggle physics!*

Harry grinned as he followed the floating banner that soon began to move, showing them the way.
He noticed another one appearing behind them as they left. He soon spotted a very tall, odd-shaped
building in the distance. It was painted in stripes of neon green, hot pink and purple. The top
seemed to be shaped like a huge version of constantly rotating tied shoelaces that kept floating up
and down without completely separating from the main building, and Harry had a feeling that without
magic, the building would be impossible to build. He was completely amazed that it was somehow
portable. As they got closer, he began hearing sounds of horrible shrieks and laughter coming from
the place. He finally saw the doorway, easily recognizable by the line of people waiting to enter,
with someone selling tickets to them before allowing them entrance. They quickly got into the line,
which was moving very quickly.

“Hello. How many tickets do you need?” said the sales rep when their turn came. The blonde woman
was wearing a tie-dye t-shirt advertising the company.

“We'd like four summer passes and three day passes,” replied Minerva. They had discussed it
previously and decided that for the most part, only one adult would ever be needed to watch the
kids, if that. Therefore, only one extra summer pass was needed to get inside, so the others just
needed entrance that day. “Do we get workshop enrollments here as well?”

“No, ma'am. That's inside. It's counted separate from everything else.” She
proceeded to tell them how much for the tickets and they soon entered the unusual structure.

--HM--

Harry gazed in amazement as they proceeded. He saw a few people screaming in either excitement
or fear as they rode flying chairs that were moving around at high speeds as they spun and looped
the loop.

“It's a magical roller coaster!” Hermione exclaimed excitedly. “They didn't have to
build a track - they just put spells on the chairs.”

“It looks like there's a sticking spell on the people, too,” added Brianna.

Harry couldn't stop himself from saying, “I wanna ride one of those!”

“Me, too!” declared Brianna.

“I'm…not so sure,” said Hermione. “Anyway, first we want to enroll in the classes.”

They soon found the sign for the workshops and the kids were signed up, with the first one -
enchanting - starting in an hour. “Can we go on some rides while we wait?” asked Harry.

“Sure,” said Cindy.

It was just about fifteen minutes later that Harry and most members of his group (except Minerva
and Adam - Harry talked Hermione into it) were sitting down on a standard chair. They'd found
out the ride was called *A**ccelero* *L**apsus*. One of the employees performed
a sticking charm on Harry. He found that he couldn't even turn his head to glance at his
girlfriend. “Hermione,” he said.

“Y-yes.” He could easily tell she was nervous.

“Thanks for riding with me.”

“Tell me that when it's over.”

“GO!” shouted the employee, and the chairs started moving.

Harry's chair was moving slowly at first as each chair got further apart as they floated ten
feet into the air. Suddenly, his chair started spinning in circles as it shot straight up about
fifty feet. He briefly realized that the ceiling must have been magically expanded as his stomach
got a bit queasy. He found himself making a loop while his chair was spinning at a forty-five
degree angle. In the distance, he heard the sound of Hermione screaming and closed his mouth,
determined not to do the same.

The chair moved up and down in a zigzag pattern and angles Harry was convinced was physically
impossible as the chair continued spinning in random directions. Suddenly, it started darting
forward at over a hundred miles per hour. It approached a wall, nearly colliding until the chair
moved away at the last second. Harry was breathing hard, but keeping his mouth closed. It
approached another wall and Harry waited for the chair to move, but it didn't. He finally
screamed in terror as he crashed into the wall, only to find it had been an illusion - like the
entrance to Platform Nine and Three-Quarters. He muttered a string of expletives he was grateful
his mother couldn't hear.

On and on, the ride went, looping, darting forward, going backward, up, down, all around.
Avoiding some obstacles while going through others that turned out not to be real. He had no way to
tell where he was, as he was stuck facing forward. Suddenly, the chair stopped accelerating and
began freefalling. “AHHHHHHH!!!!” Harry screamed as he realized the magic controlling his chair had
gone. He found himself facing the fast-approaching ground as he shouted in terror. When he was five
feet from the floor, the chair stopped, straightened out, and slowly floated to the floor.

Harry was breathing hard as his heart was trying to beat its way out of his chest. He barely
noticed the employee who released his sticking charm, until the man took his hand and helped him
up.

“How'd you like it?”

Harry took another gasp before grinning. “That was AWESOME!!!”

“I've never been more frightened in my life!” declared Hermione between breaths as she
approached from the side.

“Exactly!” declared Brianna as she approached with a big smile on her face. “Can we go
again?”

“NO!” shouted everyone but Harry.

“What if just me and Brianna go again?” he asked.

“Maybe after your first workshop,” answered his mom. “There's too long of a line now.”

--HM--

“This workshop covers one of the most important skills in magic - a skill that most schools
don't even cover. Enchanting. Almost everything you buy in the Wizarding world besides books -
brooms, carpets, mirrors, some quills, garbage cans. Even some books have been enchanted. I even
heard of a book that tries to bite people. Can you imagine that?”

Everyone laughed at that statement. The instructor, a short wizard with brown hair named Matt
Singer, continued describing how essential that skill was to Wizarding life. When combined with
runes, the possibilities of what it could do were unimaginable. All of the rides and games there
included some enchanting. He then began instructing them on how to enchant objects, which basically
was performing a spell on something that made it store the next spell or combination of spells
performed on it, and then performing another spell to tell the object that you were done enchanting
it. Sounds easy, but it wasn't. One had to be very careful about the spells because more often
than not, the first attempt would have unintended results. At the end of the month, every student
would enchant something moderately complicated for a final grade. Harry decided immediately what
his final project would be.

--HM--

“I thought that class was very informative,” said Hermione as they were leaving. Every student
had failed spectacularly at enchanting a feather to float on its own a foot above the desk.
Harry's had gone straight into the ceiling as soon as he finished. Hermione's had gone ten
feet above her desk and stopped. Brianna's had floated into Harry's face, although he
doubted that was accidental. He knew she'd either done or had someone else do some enchanting
for the last prank she'd pulled on him. Though he believed she'd had it done, he figured
she'd paid attention to how it was done.

“Yes it was. I know what I'm gonna make for my grade - my own racing broom.”

“Harry! That could be dangerous!” Hermione looked scared. “If it's not done right, you could
fall…”

“It'll be graded before I ride it,” he interrupted.

“Promise you won't try it until then?” she countered.

“I promise,” he replied, looking into her puppy-dog eyes. “What are you gonna make?”

“A book cover that causes the book it's on to float above me in my bed, holding the pages in
place so I can read them, that turns the pages on command.”

Harry grinned. “That'll be very useful for you.”

“I thought so.” She smiled at him before turning to his sister. “What about you, Brianna?”

“I haven't decided yet.”

“Let's find our families,” suggested Hermione.

--HM--

They soon met up with the others and gave glowing reports on the class. Harry and Brianna rode
the *A**ccelero* *L**apsus* again before exploring the rest of the carnival.
They soon came upon another interesting activity - broom racing. To be fair, all the contestants
used the same kind of brooms.

“Want to race?” he asked Hermione, indicating the line for that activity.

“Sounds like fun,” she agreed.

“Me, too,” said Brianna from behind them.

“Can't you stick with mom and leave us alone?” he asked.

“Nope. Can't do it,” she replied with a smirk.

Soon, they found themselves on Silver Bullets (much to Brianna's delight) floating above a
track with seven other people, waiting for a signal.

“GO!” shouted the judge, signaling them to start moving.

Harry pushed the Silver Bullet he was on as fast as it could go, cursing the slower acceleration
that this model had as compared to his Lightning Bolt. Out of the corner of his eye, he saw his
sister catching up to him. A few smaller kids were ahead of both of them. For the first time, Harry
was unhappy he'd gotten taller because that made him weigh a bit more. However, he was
determined not to let his sister beat him. He flattened himself against the broom and concentrated
as hard as he could, finding himself getting slightly ahead of Brianna, but still behind the two
others. As he approached obstacles, he refused to slow down, barely moving out of the way in time.
He passed one as he made his first lap of the two required to win.

He continued flying as fast as he could for the next lap, but then he heard his sister's
voice shout, “Let go, you jerk!”

He turned his head to see the boy he'd just passed was holding Brianna's broom to stop
her from passing him. He was tempted to use his wand to straighten that situation out, but knew
he'd be caught. He decelerated slightly, getting right next to the boy, and elbowed him hard in
the ribs, making him let go of Brianna's broom as he slowed down. Without a word, Harry
flattened himself back on his broom and accelerated.

He did regain some ground, but couldn't get past the one ahead of him no matter what. That
flier was just as insane as Harry, not slowing down for anything. When he finally approached the
finish line, he was a foot behind his competitor - clearly second place - and found out that his
sister was right behind him. One other stranger crossed the finish line, followed by Hermione.

“At least we get prizes,” said Brianna, indicating herself and Harry. “Thanks, Harry.”

“Don't mention it,” he replied as he glared at the cheater, who was glaring back. After a
few seconds, the boy turned around and walked off.

Brianna was correct about the prizes. The first place winner, a Mexican boy named Miguel
Rodriguez, who Harry now remembered was in the Enchanting class, got the grand prize - a brand new
Silver Bullet. As he took the broom, he looked at Harry's sister and winked at her, causing
Brianna to blush while Harry felt himself go into protective brother mode. Harry was given a pair
of really good broom racing gloves while Brianna got a broom service kit. The crowd seemed to like
that the 2nd and 3rd place winners were a brother and sister.

Shortly after that, they had the workshop in Magical Tailoring, where they began to learn how to
adjust clothes. The first rule was, “Conjured clothes will disappear at the worst possible time.”
Therefore, they had to work with real material. The first lesson was about enlarging clothes to
account for growth. Over the course of the month, they'd learn how to shrink clothes down, to
repair any holes worn into them, to make precise cutting charms, to apply appropriate permanent
sticking charms instead of sewing, and even to change the color of clothes. Most importantly,
they'd learn how to secure their clothes magically so that a simple *finite* wouldn't
make them fall apart. When that class was over, they went home for the day.

--HM--

The next day, they had Wizard Dueling and Magical Home Improvement. Every workshop lasted two
hours (the first hour was instruction and the second hour was practical) with an hour break in
between them on Monday through Thursday, and on Fridays they had one hour with each of the four
workshops - just practical. Harry would never forget his first dueling lesson there as long as he
lived.

“Welcome to this class on Wizard Dueling. My name's Wanda. I don't like being called
Miss Dremara. It makes me feel old.” She was an attractive African woman in her late twenties or
early thirties. “You may notice that I don't wear Wizarding robes. That's because those
things get in the way during a duel.” She was actually wearing a pair of shorts and a t-shirt
advertising the workshop. “The first misconception I want to dispel is that in a duel, each
opponent casts one spell and waits for the other one to cast something back. That will lose you
every fight you get into. You keep firing until your opponent is out of the fight, but make sure
you don't overexert yourself.

“Another common problem is that people rely on shields that can be easily broken through. First
of all, dark wizards use spells that shields don't even block, so reliance on shielding spells
could get you killed if you're ever attacked. Secondly, while you're performing a shield
spell, you're not blasting your opponent with an offensive spell.” She took a breath. “I will
teach you the shield charm, but it is only to be used in emergencies. You are to dodge offensive
spells or summon objects to use as shields. So, this will be a very physical workshop. One
suggestion that goes beyond the scope of this class is to learn to conjure physical shields.
However, conjuring is a bit more advanced than this class. Anyway, I'll need a volunteer for my
first demonstration.”

Harry and Brianna wisely kept their hands down, while Hermione and a few others eagerly raised
their hands. Wanda looked from Hermione to her boyfriend, who was sitting next to the enthusiastic
bushy-haired girl. Harry softly groaned as he noticed the instructor focusing her eyes on his
nametag.

“Harry McGonagall, you just volunteered. Stand up.” He noticed a slight look of envy from
Hermione as he rose to his feet. It wasn't anything major - he just knew she'd wanted to be
picked. He ran his hand through his blond hair as he stood waiting for instructions. “Good, now
let's go to dueling platform.”

“Okay.” He swallowed as he approached the area at the side of the classroom, noting the raised
platform and clear shielding to prevent spells from hitting the spectators.

“First, I'm going to teach you what I call a paintball spell - yes, it acts like that muggle
game - that will be used in most duels.” At the disappointed looks, she added, “Remember, getting
hit with any spell could end the duel, so for the most part, we don't have to demonstrate
jinxes on each other. However, during the last week, we'll have a dueling competition where
real spells are used.”

The paintball spell was quite easy to learn, so Harry was then instructed, “Keep trying to hit
me with that spell while I do nothing but dodge.” She then put her wand in its holster. “The duel
will end when I'm hit. You, keep time.” She pointed to a nearby boy who had a watch.

When the boy said, “Go!” Harry began rapidly firing the spell while Wanda was dodging even
quicker. She was fluid in her motions as she evaded the spells that would've clearly marked
her. Harry realized he'd have to be innovative to hit her. He watched her movement for patterns
and finally caught one after what seemed like hours. Her eyes would flick to the opposite side she
was moving to next one second before she'd go there. Since he was starting to tire from firing
too rapidly, he paused, waiting for his opportunity and fired once more, getting bright pink paint
all over the front of her shirt.

She calmly took out her wand and silently scourgified herself while asking how much time
she'd been dodging. “One minute and thirty-six seconds.”

“Not bad, Harry. Usually, it takes over two minutes before I'm hit.”

He blushed slightly at her praise before returning to his seat. Wanda went on to explain how
simple dodging could win a duel, or even save your life. She lectured for about forty-five minutes
more and then had the students pair up for dueling. Harry paired with Hermione and frowned when he
saw Brianna pair up with that boy Miguel. He turned his attention back to his girlfriend.

“Since you've already practiced firing, I think you should dodge first.”

“Hit me with your best shot,” he said with a smirk. Thirty seconds later, he was cleaning pink
paint off his face while his girlfriend was smirking. He was glad he had contact lenses now, or
else the paint would've been all over his glasses.

They continued to switch places several turns each (and Harry had his revenge by getting
Hermione's face) before finally being informed that class was over. Harry was not happy that
Brianna gave Miguel their phone number and decided to play the big brother, walking up and saying,
“Come on, Brianna. Let's go,” while glaring at the younger boy, trying to send a silent message
to stay away from his sister.

“I can talk to Miguel as long as I want to, Harry!” she declared as her face turned red. “Why
don't you go kiss Hermione? You're always trying to get rid of me, but now suddenly you
want me tagging along!”

“Fine,” he said, knowing he'd never win that argument and soon they'd create a scene.
“Don't forget the next workshop.”

“We won't,” Brianna replied before taking Miguel's hand and walking off.

“I'm sure she'll be fine, Harry,” said Hermione from behind him. “Besides, she was
hitting him a lot faster than he was hitting her with that spell.”

Harry and Hermione walked hand-in-hand around the carnival, informing Aunt Minnie that Brianna
was with a boy her age when asked why she wasn't with them. Minerva decided to find the younger
sister, leaving the Boy-Who-Lived and his girlfriend to their devices. They rode a few mild rides
and Harry won her a magically animated stuffed unicorn by shooting enough toy dragons with his wand
at one of the games.

Brianna was sitting next to Miguel when Harry and Hermione arrived at the Magical Home
Improvement class. The instructor looked like a muggle repair man, but his tool box consisted of
small white tiles. “These tiles,” he explained, “are to inscribe simple runes on and stick onto
different places. For example, there are plumbing runes for hot water or cold water that you can
stick to normal pipes connected to your sink or shower that will conjure water in a variant of the
*Aguamenti* spell. There are even runes for the drain as well. You can buy them at *Magical
Menards* home improvement store here in Little Salem. There's also a charm to change the
color of a wall - much easier than painting. There's transfiguring walls to modify your house.
Unfortunately, the space multiplier spell is beyond the scope of these lessons. Otherwise, we could
only have older students in the class. Permanent sticking charms work better than any glue, nail or
screw for anything you can think of. About the only thing we can't do yet is make outlets that
use magic for energy instead of electricity.

He handed out small booklets that had everything he planned to teach them, and began with the
plumbing runes, telling them they'd all be able to create sinks for their bedrooms before the
month was over.

--HM--

And so it continued that the kids would go to the workshop every day with one of the adults.
Harry got annoyed when Miguel would call to talk to Brianna, but was forbidden to interfere by his
mom. His dad, however, seemed to be on his side, especially when Brianna was asked to spend
Saturday at the mall with that boy. Mark McGonagall immediately volunteered to chaperone when he
realized his wife wouldn't let him forbid the date.

When they returned, Harry's dad reported that nothing untoward had happened, but he'd
still keep an eye on them. The next week went by uneventfully, although the kids were learning a
lot in their workshops. Harry in particular was getting very good at dodging spells, much to his
girlfriend's irritation. At the same time the Grangers were scheduled to leave for their
convention, Aunt Minnie was called back to England to help plan some sort of big scholastic event
the next year. With appropriate hugs and kisses, they left the magical part of O'Hare airport
for England. After her first day away, Minerva informed Harry via their mirrors that she was
forbidden to tell any students about the event she was now required to help plan until school
started and it was officially announced. She did, however, seem unhappy about it.

It was a few days later that Harry's mom called the three kids to the living room and
broached a subject that hadn't been brought up since he returned from Hogwarts. “Sirius Black
and Remus Lupin will be arriving here tomorrow.”

Harry couldn't help the grin that formed on his face. “Cool! I was wondering about
that.”

“We thought it best not to involve the Grangers. No offense, Hermione, but we thought that the
fewer people who knew about it, the better.”

“I understand. Besides, they live in England and are far more likely to be asked about it than
you.”

“Anyway, they'll be in disguise and will be posing as a pair of brothers - my cousins to be
exact. Their names will be Seth and Ralph Wilder.”

“Okay,” replied Harry.

“Will they be arriving at O'Hare?” asked Brianna.

“No. By bus. Oh, and they did manage to return that flying carpet to your aunt. One of the
Hogwarts house elves picked it up.”

Harry was surprised to learn that Minerva had taught his mom how to make Wolfsbane, and that she
was actually pretty good at it. “Making potions is similar to cooking,” she commented. Harry knew
his mom was a master of that. He wasn't surprised to find that his mom had decided to try
learning other potions as well. She did wonder out loud, “I can't imagine why Mr. Lupin
hasn't learned to brew Wolfsbane. Even if he's not that good at Potions and hates the
subject, he should've put forth extra effort to learn that one. I'll try to teach him while
he's here.”

The next day, Harry used a lot of self control to stop himself from laughing at the pair of
fugitives with red hair. Their facial features had been slightly altered, but it was easy enough to
recognize them if you knew their identities.

“Hi, Cousins Seth and Ralph,” Harry said while grinning at them. “It's good to see you
again.”

“You too, Harry,” replied Seth/Sirius before giving him a hug.

“We'd better get back home.”

The Marauders took the room that the Granger adults had been using, after an extra bed had been
put in it. Harry was quite amused watching his mom forcing Remus to learn how to brew his required
potion with the same firm hand she used to make Harry exercise every day.

Cousin Seth and Cousin Ralph accompanied the kids to some of their workshops, and both of them
loved the *A**ccelero* *L**apsus* ride. The classes went well and the kids
continued learning. Brianna absolutely refused to let Sirius chaperon her and Miguel, knowing that
her, “friend who happens to be a boy,” would end up turned into a canary or something before the
date was over. Of course, Brianna's argument that they weren't dating fell through when
they were seen kissing by Cousin Seth. Harry and Hermione both enjoyed endlessly teasing his
sister, although Harry was still glaring threateningly at Miguel at every opportunity.

--HM--

When the last week of workshop arrived, Harry was anxious to begin enchanting his own broom, and
brought one with him that he'd purchased from a muggle store for just this purpose. When class
began, he started the slow process of applying the different spells to every part of his broom. He
thought he'd made good progress before the class was over.

In his next class, he was tasked with making a pair of pants with just cloth and his wand. That
was very difficult to begin working on. The next morning, he got to begin what he was most looking
forward to - the dueling championship.

“Our first duel will be between…” A cauldron full of names that had been enchanted to pick
random ones spit a name out right into Wanda's hand. “…Harry McGonagall and…” another name came
out. “…Miguel Rodriguez.”

Harry was thrilled to death that his very first duel was with Miguel. The Mexican boy almost
turned white when his name was called. He hadn't paid too much mind to Harry's glares,
convinced that his girlfriend's brother wouldn't touch him unless truly provoked. But now,
Harry was being told to fire spells at him. He swallowed hard as Brianna's big brother smiled
evilly at him.

“Don't you *dare* hurt him!” shouted Brianna. No one was sure who she was yelling at -
her boyfriend or brother.

“Begin on three, two, one.”

Harry began with a simple, “*Accio,* wand! *Petrificus Totalus!*” The fight was over
before it began, and the kid who was dating his sister was on the floor while Harry held his wand.
Miguel had been so distracted with his wand being summoned that he hadn't tried to dodge.

“The winner is Harry McGonagall,” announced Wanda.

Harry bent over the fallen boy and dropped Miguel's wand next to him before freeing him from
the body-bind. He turned around and walked back to his girlfriend.

“Congratulations on not hurting him.”

“Thanks, Hermione,” he replied, quickly stealing a kiss. He snuck a glance at Brianna, who was
consoling her boyfriend, but saw him and didn't appear angry. Harry hoped that Hermione
wouldn't be paired against Brianna. He was interrupted from his thoughts by the sound of his
sister yelling.

“All he did was disarm you! He could've done much worse!”

“Oh, you think I couldn't take him! He just cheated and caught me off guard!”

“Harry did NOT cheat! He's just really good!”

“I guess you worship your big brother like a good baby sister.”

CRACK! Harry couldn't help but smile as he watched his sister slap Miguel.

“Do you two mind if we continue the championship?” asked Wanda sternly, although Harry could
tell she approved of Brianna slapping the jerk.

The next duelists were called up and the duel lasted about three minutes. After that, Hermione
was called to face a boy about their age. She dodged his first spell before trying to,
“*Stupefy!*” him. He raised a shield just in time. However, Hermione's spell cracked the
shield so she sent another, “*Stupefy!*” at him that knocked him out.

“And that's yet another reason not to rely on shields,” announced Wanda to tremendous
applause, particularly from the girls.

One of the last duels of the day was Brianna's. She was picked to go against a girl. She
started out by aiming a leg-locker curse slightly to the right of her opponent's feet. The girl
only got hit because she tried to dodge, and fell to the floor. She shot a spell in Brianna's
general direction, but didn't get anywhere near her. Harry's sister hit the girl with a,
“*Stupefy!*” ending the duel.

The next class would have all the winners face off and then those winners face off.

--HM--

“You were all amazing!” declared Cousin Ralph, who'd been watching the duels.

“Thanks,” said Harry.

“Yeah, thank you,” said Brianna. “I wouldn't…”

“Um, Brianna, could we talk?” came the voice of Miguel from behind them. Harry glared at the kid
who had one hand behind his back while Brianna answered with her arms crossed in front of her. She
looked furious.

“Let me guess? You're suddenly sorry for what you said because you'd like to kiss
again?”

“Um, yeah. I've got something for you.” He then pulled the hand out from behind his back to
reveal a box of chocolates.

“Oh, so you think I'm for sale?”

“I…”

“My mom told me all about guys like that. They spend money on the girl and she'll do
anything for them, like a prostitute. I just didn't think you were one of those guys! Don't
ever speak to me again, you jerk!”

“But I…”

She turned to her brother. “Harry, this person is annoying me. Would you kick his…”

“I'm going!” he declared. “Your loss! That girl there is much prettier than you, anyway!”
They watched in surprise as he walked up to another girl from their class and offered her the
chocolates. She was blushing when Harry turned away.

He heard his sister sniff a bit and knew she wanted to cry but was refusing to. He knew she
would not break down while there was any chance that Miguel would see. He had been a bit surprised
she hadn't cursed him herself, but then again, she wanted to further rub in the fact he'd
lost a duel without even firing a spell.

The next class, Magical Home Improvement, was mostly uneventful as each of them was given a
faucet and three tiles to inscribe runes on. Harry had the cold water working before the class was
over, while Hermione had both hot and cold working and would be getting the sink to connect it to
during the next class. As they left, they found out Brianna had the hot water working.

When they got home, Brianna went straight to her room, and after being briefly told what had
happened, Cindy followed her daughter. A few hours later, they both emerged and Brianna seemed less
sad and angry, but still not happy. Harry figured time would take care of that.

--HM--

The kids diligently worked to complete their workshops for the rest of the week, with Brianna
sitting as far away from her ex-boyfriend as possible. When Harry felt his broom was ready, he
turned it in for inspection. The Enchanting instructor ran a few spells on it and declared, “It
appears safe enough.”

Smiling brightly, Harry mounted his broom while Hermione and Brianna watched. It did hold his
weight, and his basic cushioning charms did work, he noted proudly. He then leaned forward to make
the broom accelerate. Nothing happened for about five long seconds as Harry sweated. Finally, it
started to move forward at a speed he estimated to be six inches per day. Harry's ears turned
pink as he watched his girlfriend trying not to laugh while he sister made no such attempt.

“You still did successfully enchant a broom to fly,” said the instructor, “even if it's not
as fast as you'd like, so you've earned full credit for the class.”

A few minutes after that, he saw that Hermione had successfully enchanted a book cover to do
exactly what she'd wanted - to cause a book to float above her and turn pages on command so
that she could easily read while lying in bed.

Brianna surprised them all by making a hoverboard like in the Back to the Future movies.
She'd removed the wheels from a skateboard and performed spells on it. Much to Harry's
irritation, it moved a bit faster than his broom. However, he did grin when she lost her balance on
it and fell. Fortunately, it was only a foot in the air so she didn't get hurt. Although
he'd never admit it, Harry wished he'd thought of it and intended to make himself one. He
knew the hoverboard was simpler to enchant than a broom, so he shouldn't have any problems. But
first, he had to figure out what went wrong with his broom.

Brianna lost her second round in the dueling championship and Hermione lost third round. Harry,
on the other hand, was still in the game on the last day. Fortunately for him, the few kids that
were older than him were also bad duelers who lost in the first round, so he wasn't at a
disadvantage against any of them. He didn't beat all his competition in the first five seconds,
but he did beat them quickly.

“And now for the final round - Harry McGonagall versus Steven Grint. Steven was Harry's age
and was about a foot taller and heavier, which made him an easier target than most. He had dark
brown hair that matched his eyes, and Harry had watched his previous duels with interest, figuring
they'd face each other. His wand was out and in a dueling position as Wanda said, “Begin on
three, two, one!”

Harry surprised Steven by dodging instead of firing a spell, and it was a good thing, too.
He'd just avoided and *Expelliarmus*. However, Mr. Grint was not one to give up, as was
evidenced by his rapid spell fire that kept Harry moving - dodging, ducking, jumping out of the way
as his opponent kept up the pace. After thirty seconds of that, Harry knew he'd be gasping for
air if it weren't for his mom's insistence that he exercise daily.

“Fight back!” commanded Steven, who, Harry noticed, was sweating profusely. He had heard rumors
about the consequences of firing spell after spell without a break, but had never seen confirmation
that it exhausts someone that badly until now. Knowing that talking in a duel would distract him,
the Boy-Who-Lived said nothing, opting to continue dodging the spells that appeared weaker and
weaker. They were even moving slower as Steven's complexion went to pink, red and then
purple.

“Are you too afraid to shoot spells at me?” he said, although it didn't sound as threatening
as it should've with him gasping for air every few words.

Finally, after about two minutes, Steven was forced to pause in his firing for a second as he
wiped sweat from his brow. “*Expelliarmus!*” shouted Harry, causing the wand to fly from his
opponent's hand as he watched dumbly. “*Stupefy!*” Harry walked up and revived his downed
opponent, who appeared upset but did nothing.

Wanda was grinning ear to ear as she announced, “The winner of the Dueling Championship is Harry
McGonagall!” to tremendous applause. “This was a fine demonstration of why you shouldn't
exhaust yourself in a fight if it's at all possible. It also once again demonstrated the value
of dodging. It's my pleasure to reward you this trophy and the prize.” She performed a spell on
the plastic trophy to put Harry's name on it. It was gold-colored with a figure holding a wand,
changing dueling stances every few seconds. Harry was amused as he watched this and was barely
aware of being handed the prize - a lifetime pass to all aspects of that carnival/workshop. From
now on, he could follow them wherever they set up and participate in every activity for free. He
could even get all the drinks he wanted for free. Unfortunately, he still had to pay for any food
he ordered.

Cindy, who'd watched the tournament, rushed up to her son hugging him tightly, much to his
embarrassment. “I'm so proud of you!” she declared as his face colored, “or should I be afraid
of you?” she added as a little joke. She knew he'd never attack her.

“Mom!”

--HM--

His mom insisted on a party at home to celebrate his victory, and the rest of the family agreed,
Sirius especially. “James was also an excellent dueler,” he commented.

Remus added, “Yes. It seems that you did inherit more than your looks from him.”

Even though Harry had enjoyed hearing stories about his birth parents from Remus, he was still
uncomfortable being compared to them, so he said nothing. He did, however, enjoy the attention that
he was given that night. After the party, he and Hermione had their own private celebration, which
left their lips very swollen. Unfortunately, it was also a goodbye because the next day she had to
go home to her parents.

“I'll call you everyday,” he promised as she got into the line for international floo.

“I'll miss you anyway,” she replied.

“Parting is such sweet sorrow,” added Brianna in a mock-romantic tone of voice.

“Be quiet,” said Harry before turning back toward his girlfriend. “I'll miss you, too.”

He stayed and watched until she disappeared into the large floo. He'd never admit to anyone
the sense of loss he'd felt, even though he knew they'd be separated for less than a
month.

--HM--

A few days later, it was Harry Potter's birthday. Aside from his girlfriend's wake-up
call, Harry McGonagall didn't expect any fuss to be made. However, when he came down the
stairs, he found the two Marauders waiting with eager looks on their faces.

“Morning, er, Seth and Ralph.”

“Happy birthday!” they both shouted together.

“Thanks,” he replied, “although I celebrate my birthday on August 12th. Didn't
they tell you?”

“Yes, they did,” said Remus/Ralph, “and your family will still celebrate your official birthday,
but we wanted to do something today - just the three of us.”

“Your dad told us about a place you enjoy…” said Sirius.

“…called Six Flags Great America,” added Remus.

Harry blinked. He thought only twins could talk like that. Maybe it was only pranksters. He
grinned at the mention of the amusement park. “That sounds great, but I think Brianna will throw a
fit…”

“It's taken care of,” interrupted Remus. “Your whole family will go together, but we'll
separate once we get inside.”

“So I'll actually get to enjoy Great America without Brianna pestering me?” he asked with a
grin.

“Pestering?” she questioned from behind him. Obviously, she'd been listening in.

He turned to face his sister with a grin to see she was smirking. “Exactly.”

True to their word, the two groups of three (Mark, Cindy, Brianna & Seth/Sirius,
Ralph/Remus, Harry) separated at the entrance. Once they were far enough away, Sirius whispered,
“Now it's time to learn the true value of *Notice-Me-Not* charms.”

Harry was positive that his girlfriend wouldn't approve of how they cut all the lines using
that charm, along with *Confundus*, so in a way, he was glad she wasn't there. He made a
note to himself to never mention this particular aspect of his Marauder Birthday Celebration. He
knew he should feel guilty, but he got to enjoy so many more rides that it was difficult to regret
doing it, especially when they pointed out other magicals that were doing the same thing.

“You see that,” said Sirius with disappointment as he pointed at the young couple performing a
*Confundus* charm on some muggles. “Complete amateurs.”

“Holding wands where anyone can see them. It's embarrassing,” added Remus indignantly. The
Marauders kept their wands hidden up their sleeves, knowing they only had to touch them to get good
enough results.

“They're not even using *Notice-Me-Not* charms,” Harry added.

“You're learning, kid,” said Sirius with a grin.

--HM--

The weeks after that flew by quickly. Harry did purchase a skateboard and remove the wheels so
he could make a hoverboard while he was at Hogwarts, but for the time being, he was still working
on his broom. His official birthday came with a party that included his old friends from primary
school. He enjoyed their company, but the distance between them was really beginning to show. Once
his muggle friends were gone, he found out that Hermione had left her enchanted book cover behind
as his birthday present. When he thanked her via their mirrors, she confided that she'd already
made another for herself.

--HM--

*“Master,” said Wormtail, “Why do you insist on using that particular boy?* *He is
nothing. Anyone else will do.”*

*“Crucio! Do not question Lord Voldemort! There is something about that boy - the way Quirrel
burned when he touched him. I suspect…”*

Harry awoke with a start. His head was hurting in the same pattern that it hurt when he was near
Voldemort. He forced his Occlumency shields forward and the pain was gone. He took a few deep
breaths and considered what he'd dreamed, suspecting it had really happened. He wondered what
he'd have seen if he weren't an expert at Occlumency for even that small vision to be
powerful enough to get through. Naturally, he realized who Wormtail and Voldemort were talking
about, and didn't particularly like it. He had to talk to someone about it.

--HM--

“It sounds like that cowardly traitor went straight to Voldemort!” proclaimed Sirius. “I knew we
should've killed him!”

Harry stammered, “I-I'm sorry. I…”

“It's not your fault, Harry,” he replied quickly. “You were trying to get my name cleared -
not trying to let him go.”

“It seems that He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named hasn't forgotten how Professor Quirrel died,” said
Minerva, who was participating by means of their mirrors.

“But what could they be planning?” asked Remus.

“I don't know,” said Harry, shaking his head.

“Is it safe for him to return to Hogwarts,” asked Cindy, “or Brianna, for that matter?”

“I don't think we'll get any answers,” said Mark. “We don't even know if they're
planning to do anything at Hogwarts. It could be Diagon Alley, Hogsmeade, Platform
Nine-and-Three-Quarters, here, anywhere.”

Harry got a determined look in his eyes. “So, the question is whether we'll just live in
fear and lock me in a vault somewhere so that no can get to me, or to live my life as I want to.”
He looked at them all. “Voldemort can find this address if he wants to, so there's no way to
guarantee that this will be a safe place if he comes looking for me.”

“I suggest speaking to the goblins at the local Gringotts Branch about warding this house,” said
Remus.

“We probably should,” agreed Mark. “Once the kids are at Hogwarts.”

“But…” said Cindy.

“But what, honey?” he replied. “We have no idea at all what is going on. If we knew he'd
attack at Hogwarts, I wouldn't let the kids go there, but we don't. We can always pull them
out of that school if it does look like that's what's going to happen.”

“I believe that I shall look into improving the wards at Hogwarts, when I have time.”

“You're still busy, Aunt Minnie?” asked Brianna. She'd been invited to this conversation
mainly because she'd have spied on it anyway. Besides, it could involve her.

“Yes. The Ministry is insisting…I'm not allowed to discuss this stupid…thing that
they're doing, but I made my position clear. Fudge wasn't happy about it, but he's not
forcing me to host…anyway, I hate to say it, but it looks like for now, we have to wait and
see.”

With sighs all around, Mark said, “I'm afraid so.”

“Would you like me to tell Mr. Dumbledore about your dream, Harry?” she asked. “He might know
something that could be helpful.”

Shrugging his shoulders, Harry nodded. “I suppose. If you think it would be worthwhile.”

“Now, make sure you reinforce your Occlumency every night before bed,” she admonished.

“Yes, Aunt Minnie.”

“Good.”

The next few weeks went by uneventfully, although his whole family was glad they hadn't
attended the event when they read the headline, *SCENES OF TERROR AT THE QUIDDITCH WORLD CUP*.
As that event had nothing to do with Hogwarts, it did not change their plans, and so, on September
1st, Harry and Brianna boarded the Hogwarts Express.

--HM--

Please review. Thank you to those who have.

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32. Brooms and Hoverboards
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*Harry Potter and all characters, etc. belong to J.K. Rowling, not me.*

**Harry McGonagall - Chapter** **32** **-** **Brooms and Hoverboards**

“There you are!” exclaimed Hermione happily when she found the compartment Harry and his sister
were sitting in on the Hogwarts Express. She rushed forward and kissed him.

“It's good to see you, too, Hermione,” said Brianna sarcastically while her brother was
still kissing the new occupant of their compartment. “I'm doing just fine. Thanks for asking.
How are you?”

Shortly after that, the young couple did separate, and Hermione did greet Brianna. However, it
seemed quite obvious that neither she nor Harry even heard his sister's comments. They spoke
for a few minutes until someone else entered the compartment.

“Hi, Padma,” said Hermione, the first to notice she'd entered. “How was your summer?”

“Alright,” she replied. “I got to see the Quidditch World Cup, which was great, until…”

“We read about it in the paper,” said Harry, “but sometimes the Daily Prophet is a
bit…inaccurate. What really happened?”

“Well, I didn't see much because once the trouble started my parents took me, Parv and Lav
to a Portkey, but I did see about a dozen Death Eaters floating some muggles upside down.”

“A dozen?!” questioned Brianna. “Then why weren't they caught? I read there were hundreds of
aurors there!”

“There were,” Padma admitted. “That just shows how efficient they are. Head Auror Rufus
Scrimgeour must really train them well,” she replied sarcastically.

“He probably teaches them to shove their wands up their…”

“Harry, language!” Hermione admonished her boyfriend while the others laughed.

“Anyway,” continued Padma, “I know the Daily Prophet talked about deaths, but there weren't
any. The Death Eaters were far too frightened to fight anyone but muggle children while the aurors
were afraid of them. Somebody set off the Dark Mark and they left.”

“Not one of them was caught?” questioned Harry.

“Nope.”

“What was the point of that attack, though, I wonder?” said Hermione.

“Just some old Death Eaters having fun, I guess,” replied Padma.

“The Death Eaters' idea of fun is ruining everyone else's,” said Brianna. Everyone
agreed before changing the subject to more pleasant topics, mostly telling Padma all about the
workshop the other three had attended. While they'd written her a bit about it, they hadn't
gone into details yet. It seemed that Draco was beginning to learn, because he didn't show up
for the whole train ride.

--HM--

When they entered the Great Hall that night, drenched from the storm outside that was shown in
the ceiling of that ancient room, Harry immediately looked to the head table, where he saw his aunt
chatting with a new professor. He was very scarred up and had a wooden leg, but what stood out most
to Harry was one of the man's eyes. He had one normal eye, but the other was bigger and
obviously fake. It was electric blue and spun around in every direction. As he focused on the crazy
eye, he realized who it was.

“That must be Mad-Eye Moody,” he said before performing a drying spell on himself.

“The Auror?” asked Hermione, who was also drying herself. He nodded.

“Didn't your aunt tell you she'd hired him?” asked Padma, who saw what they were doing
and pulled out her wand.

“I didn't ask her. She's been busy helping plan some secret event she wouldn't tell
me about, so I didn't get the chance.” They quickly reached the Ravenclaw table and sat
down.

At that time, the sorting hat was brought in, along with the first years. As usual, the hat sang
a song and then the kids put on the hat so they could be divided into houses. The first student was
called Stewart Ackerley and was sorted into Ravenclaw (Harry and the others clapped) while the last
one was named Kevin Whitby and was sorted into Hufflepuff.

“Professor McGonagall's standing up,” said Hermione once the sorting was complete. “It looks
like she's about to make an announcement.”

Harry's girlfriend was proven right when Aunt Minnie walked up to the podium. “Welcome,
everyone, to Hogwarts. Before the feast begins, I have a few quick announcements. The first is to
welcome Professor Moody, your new Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher. He's a retired Auror
who has much experience fighting the Dark Arts that I'm sure he'll share with you.” He
absently waved at the students like he wasn't paying attention, but Harry saw his special eye
roving across the crowd, searching for any threat.

Looking unhappy, the headmistress continued. “My other announcement is that this year, the
Ministries of Magic for three different countries have decided that the Triwizard Tournament will
be held…”

“You're joking!” came from the Weasley twins sitting at the Gryffindor table.

“…at Beauxbatons,” continued Minerva, looking annoyed. “And I am not joking, Mr's Weasley.
That will be five points from Gryffindor for interrupting me.” Harry noticed the disappointed looks
on Fred and George's (although they seemed pleased to have lost points so early and were
clearly hoping they'd gotten the record for earliest punishment) faces as his aunt explained
the tournament, emphasizing the dangers involved that led to many deaths, which was the reason for
a new age limitation to the tournament.

“And so, at the end of October, I will be escorting any interested seventeen-years-or-older
students to Beauxbatons.” Minerva stared right at the Fred and George, daring them to interrupt her
again, which they wisely didn't. “Professor Flitwick will be acting as Headmaster in my
absence.” She then took a breath and held out her hands. “Let the feast begin.”

--HM--

The next morning, classes started, so all the students began to get used to their new schedule,
which wasn't very pleasant, at least in Herbology, where they had to collect bubotuber puss,
and their first Defense Against the Dark Arts lesson.

Professor Moody, magical eye spinning in all directions, began his class by quickly drawing his
wand and shooting a spell at the middle of the class, hitting Michael Corner in the forehead. Harry
immediately recognized the spell as the paintball charm he'd learned over the summer and barely
avoided laughing when his dorm-mate put his hand on the paint, spreading it worse.

“What did you do that for?” demanded Corner.

“To show you that you're not safe anywhere. It could just as easily have been a death curse.
You thought that because you're in a classroom that you're safe and can't be attacked,
but I say different! You're got to have CONSTANT VIGILANCE!” Everyone jumped when Moody yelled
the last part. “You wouldn't imagine the things I've seen wizards do to each other, even in
your worst nightmares. I'm not here to teach you how to cast the dark curses I've seen.
I'm here to teach you how to survive, and the only way you'll do it is through CONSTANT
VIGILANCE!” Everyone flinched again.

“Today, we'll begin by talking about the three spells that the Ministry claims will give you
a life sentence in Azkaban. I say `claims,' because there are dozens of wizards and witches
still out there who cast these very curses at people during the last war. Some of them turned in
their accomplices to get out of prison, while others claimed they'd been under the influence of
one of the Unforgivables themselves.” He looked around the classroom. “Can anyone name the curse
they claim they were under?”

Hermione's hand shot into the air immediately, as did Harry's.

“Miss…Granger, is it?”

“Yes, sir.”

“What curse am I talking about?”

“The Imperius Curse, sir.”

“Correct. Two points to Ravenclaw.” His gnarled face took on a very somber expression. “When the
Imperius Curse is successfully placed on a person, they are a virtual slave. Victims have been
raped, forced to torture their family members and to kill total strangers.” He took a deep breath.
“It is true that You-Know-Who used the Imperius Curse, but not on everybody. What the Ministry
doesn't seem to know is how to sort out the liars.” There were a few moments of silence where
Harry ran a list through his mind of people he knew to be liars. Lucius Malfoy was at the top.

“Can someone name another Unforgivable curse?” the professor asked. Harry raised his hand. “Yes,
Mr. McGonagall.”

“The Avada Kedavra, sir.”

“Yes, the Death Curse. Only one person is known to have survived it, but he went missing long
ago.” Harry noticed a sad expression form on his teacher's face, as well as most of his
classmates. It was one of the few times when he actually saw the affect that the
Boy-Who-Lived's disappearance had on Wizarding Britain. “Wherever Harry Potter is, I hope
he's safe and vigilant.” Others silently nodded at that statement. Harry didn't dare glance
at his friends. Moody sighed and asked, “Anyone know the last Unforgivable?”

--HM--

Hermione's birthday came and went with a small party at C.A.R.E. headquarters and some
private time with Harry. He had given her some perfume enchanted to protect her from minor spells
and she had been very grateful. It was a few days later that the trio overheard an interesting
conversation.

“Tryouts are for peasants,” declared Draco Malfoy. Harry, Hermione and Padma had been walking
toward the Potions classroom when they started turning a corner and saw Draco talking with Blaise
Zabini, Crabbe and Goyle. The Boy-Who-Lived-In-Secret stopped and backed up, signaling the others
to join him. He quickly got his Invisibility Cloak out of his bag and put it over them so they
could sneak closer to see what Draco was up to.

“Now that I'm finally allowed on a Quidditch team, I don't have to waste time trying
out. My father bought all new Nimbus 2001's for the Slytherin Quidditch team, so they kicked
Higgs off, making me the new Seeker.”

Blaise asked, “Only 2001's? I heard Nimbus made a new one.”

Harry grinned as he saw Draco's ears turn pink. “Because of that stupid accident in first
year, my father isn't convinced that I'm a good flier, so he said that after I win all our
matches this year, he'll buy me a Firebolt. As for the others, he didn't want to pay more
than was necessary. Because of the new Nimbus 2002's that came out, he was able to get seven
2001's cheap. I'm sure even the Nimbus 2000's better than that piece of trash the
American mudbloods made that McGonagall flies around on.” Malfoy sighed. “I do wish Father had
given me a Firebolt now, though. Imagine that son-of-a-squib's face if I had one in our first
match next month. He'd be surprised. Either way, I'm gonna fly circles around him.” Crabbe
and Goyle laughed stupidly while Blaise didn't seem so sure.

“I hope so.”

“Hope?” yelled Draco. “Don't tell me you think that filthy mudblood can out fly a
pureblood!”

Harry signaled his companions to go, knowing he wouldn't be able to hold in his laughter
much longer. Once they were far enough away, they took off the cloak. Harry said, “How can those
bigots be so blind to not see that Quidditch skills have nothing to do with parentage?”

“That is very willfully ignorant?” agreed Hermione.

“Shouldn't someone have stopped the Malfoys from bribing Draco's way onto the team?”
asked Padma.

“No, I don't think so,” replied Harry with a grin. “If they'll accept a bribe like that,
then they deserve to have a substandard Seeker who's more likely to catch a cold than the
Snitch.”

“He sure did go on about the Firebolt, though,” commented Padma. “It'll be funny to see him
pout when he doesn't get one next year.”

“True,” agreed Harry before a happily evil expression came on his face. “I've got a
scathingly brilliant idea. I'll bet Malfoy's dumb enough to fall for it.”

“What?”

--HM--

Harry spent the next few weeks working on his homemade broom he'd enchanted during the
summer. For his plan to work, he had to make some modifications. He would work on that for awhile
and then take out his wheel-less skateboard and work on making it a hoverboard. He absolutely
refused to ask Brianna the exact spells she'd used to enchant it, since he had a pretty good
idea what she'd done anyway. He laughed as he thought back to an incident that had happened a
few days before. He hadn't seen it, but had heard his sister complain about it.

Brianna had checked the Hogwarts rulebook very carefully before she implemented her plan. She,
like most students, was tired of waiting on stairs that moved around, plus she wanted to move
through Hogwarts faster. Therefore, she decided to start riding her hoverboard in the hallways.
Most of the muggle-born students who saw that absolutely loved the device and Brianna had agreed to
enchant skateboards for some of them, for a fee, once they convinced their parents to send
them.

However, some other students, particularly prefects, didn't seem to like her hoverboard, so
she replied to their complaints, “There is no rule against riding hoverboards in the hallway. Only
brooms.”

The first teacher to see her on the board was Professor Flitwick, and when he heard her
response, he took one point from Gryffindor for her cheek and immediately went to see the
Headmistress. From what Harry had found out, Aunt Minnie yelled at Brianna for causing trouble like
this, when she should've known better. She was assigned a detention with Professor Sinistra,
her head of house. The next day, a new school rule was posted that said, “No student shall ride any
enchanted device inside Hogwarts castle, with the only exception being medical reasons.”

Harry was glad that hoverboards were still allowed outside and would've been really ticked
off at his sister if Aunt Minnie had made them forbidden altogether. His aunt had explained that
she would feel like a hypocrite to not allow hoverboards flown outside when she allowed brooms, and
therefore applied the same rules to all similar devices.

--HM--

Ravenclaw had tryouts for the team, but the results were that they had exactly the same lineup
as the previous year. Roger Davies, the team captain, was a few months too young for the Triwizard
Tournament, so he hadn't had to decide whether he wanted to captain the Quidditch team or try
to enter the tournament. Cho Chang was still the reserve Seeker. She had improved, but still
couldn't beat Harry. Hermione was still one of the Chasers, but had confided in both Harry and
their captain that she planned on quitting the team the next year so she'd have more time to
work on her O.W.L.s. The practices were grueling, but (along with classes) helped the weeks to pass
quickly.

It was the Friday before the Headmistress, along with the Triwizard hopefuls, would leave
Hogwarts for the year, and all the students were in the Great Hall eating breakfast. As the mail
was flown in, Harry grinned at two owls that together were carrying a long package. He'd
specifically instructed the owls to make sure that Draco saw them, so he chuckled when they swooped
right in front of Malfoy and kept flying toward the Ravenclaw table, finally stopping in front of
Harry. He patted both the snowy owl and eagle owl as he untied the package they'd brought.

“What is that?” Hermione asked, appearing curious. “It looks like a…”

“Not here,” he said in a half-whisper, hoping that Draco, whom he noticed was looking at them
intently, could hear him. He turned to the owls. “Good job, Hedwig, Barnabus.” He gave them each a
piece of bacon before suggesting, “Barnabus, you may want to go see Brianna.” As his sister's
eagle owl started flapping his wings, Harry jokingly added, “Tell her I said thanks.”

They finished eating quickly and Harry said in his half-whisper, “Hermione, Padma, let's go
somewhere we can talk.” He grinned as, out of the corner of his eye, he saw Draco put down his fork
and nudge his bodyguards. He loved how much more peripheral vision he had with contact lenses than
he'd had with glasses, even a year after he'd started wearing them.

In their carefully rehearsed manner, the Ravenclaw trio made its way out of the Great Hall and
toward a nearby empty room. They waited outside the doorway until Padma whispered (much more
softly), “They're coming.” They hurried into the room and closed the door mostly, making sure
to leave it open a crack so that the silencing charm wouldn't work completely and began their
planned conversation. Harry started.

“Now, you two have got to keep this quiet. Not even Aunt Minnie knows I ordered this, but
I'm gonna surprise everyone at the game tomorrow.” He loudly began ripping open the
package.

Hermione asked, “What is…”

“That's a Firebolt!” declared Padma in mock surprise as he pulled out his personally
enchanted broom whose appearance he'd modified.

“Harry! That's far too expensive. Your parents will kill you if they find out you spent that
much of your trust fund on a broom!” she yelled, doing her best not to laugh.

“It's not just any broom! It's the best there is! Do you know it can accelerate to one
hundred fifty miles per hour?”

“But that's still not worth it…”

“It'll be worth it to see the look on Malfoy's face when I fly circles around him
tomorrow.”

“They'll make you take it back,” said Padma, “even though it is amazing. May I hold it?” she
asked, sounding reverent.

“Can we have a go on it today before that happens?” Hermione asked sheepishly.

“No, and don't tell anyone about this. I'm not even going to take it to the dorm.
I'm leaving it here.”

“What?” asked both girls in faked horror.

“Don't worry. I'll hide it. No one will find it unless they already know it's here.
Right under this couch. I'll put a notice-me-not charm on it so no one will look under it.”
After he'd done so, he said, “There. Can you two see it?”

“No,” answered Hermione.

“I can't see it either,” agreed Padma.

“Good,” said Harry. “This should be perfect.”

“But what if someone does find it?” asked Hermione. “You won't even be able to report it
stolen.”

“That won't happen,” said Harry dismissively. “Now we've got to hurry to class.”

--HM--

The moment Draco heard Harry say they were leaving the room, he signaled Crabbe and Goyle to
quickly follow him around a corner. He couldn't believe his luck, along with Harry
McGonagall's stupidity. He'd heard the sound level drop when the privacy charm was cast,
but could still understand every word spoken in the room. They quietly watched the trio of
Ravenclaws pass them by, seemingly without noticing them.

“I'll show McGonagall,” he grumbled to his bodyguards once his enemies were out of earshot.
“Thinks he can fly circles around me, does he? He'll be so shocked tomorrow!” Crabbe and Goyle
laughed loudly as the three of them rushed into the room Harry and the girls had just vacated.

“There's only one couch in the room,” said Draco, who did momentarily feel the affects of
the weak charm his rival had placed. “That son-of-a-squib obviously doesn't have enough magic
to stop a pureblood,” he declared when he found the broom.

“Are ya gonna fly it, Draco?” asked Goyle.

“Are you kidding, you idiot? And risk being seen with it before the game? I'm gonna hide
this in my trunk until tomorrow…”

--HM--

“What!?!” declared Harry out loud, just in case someone was listening. It was the next morning
and they were making sure Draco had taken the bait. He'd just looked under the couch. “It's
gone!”

“Oh no!” declared Padma.

“What are you going to do?” asked Hermione, sounding desperate.

“I'm gonna find whatever ba…”

“Harry, language!”

“…whoever stole this and bash his head against the floor! That's what I'm gonna do!” he
declared angrily.

“Violence isn't always…”

“It's the answer in this case,” Harry yelled, while winking at his girlfriend.

“What are you going to do about this match, though? You don't have time to find the
thief.”

“I'll just have to get my Lighting Bolt, won't I?” he snapped while grinning at her.
“Let's go.”

Each of them had a hard time keeping the angry expressions on their faces as they stomped up to
Ravenclaw Tower and back to the Great Hall, especially when they saw Malfoy stupidly smirk at
them.

“You'd think he'd try not to be so obvious,” whispered Harry to his girlfriend.
“He's supposed to be a clever Slytherin.”

--HM--

“Welcome, everyone, to the first Quidditch match of the year - Ravenclaw versus Slytherin!”
announced Lee Jordan from his usual post next to Headmistress McGonagall. She still refused to give
up that spot to Deputy Headmaster Flitwick, although he'd obviously have that position for the
rest of the year.

He first announced the Ravenclaw team, mentioning that, “The Seeker looks upset about
something.” When he got done announcing the other team, he mentioned, “And Seeker-Draco Malfoy,
whose father happened to contribute all new brooms to the team just before he was added to the
roster. What a coincidence.”

“Jordan!”

“It's just the truth, Headmistress. And…is that a Firebolt?” he asked in awe. Draco was
doing the broom-riding equivalent of a strut, with his chest out and a huge grin on his face as the
others looked at him. Harry had managed to get the broom to move fast enough for this - about ten
miles per hour. He'd been counting on Malfoy to act like this. He glared at Draco, pretending
he'd just realized who robbed him.

“Lose something, McGonagall?” he asked casually.

“I'm gonna…”

Whatever Harry was gonna do to Draco was lost when the Quaffle was released. Draco slowly and
arrogantly flew upwards while Harry followed, looking ready to kill. It was quite an exercise in
Occlumency to pretend to be mad enough to spit fire when in reality he was ready to burst out
laughing. Controlling those emotions isn't easy.

“Davies gets the Quaffle!” Jordan announced. “He passes it to Granger, who passes it to…Flint
steals the Quaffle. Those Nimbus 2001s are fast. The dirty cheats!”

“Jordan!” Harry was always amused at the way his aunt pretended to disagree with statements like
that. He knew if she really disagreed she'd have replaced Lee years ago. “Flint is hit with a
Bludger - Take that! And Bradley gets the Quaffle. He passes it to Granger, who approaches the
Slytherin hoops. She shoots…and scores! Ravenclaw - 10; Slytherin nothing!”

However, that was the only goal that Hermione managed during the next forty minutes. Roger
Davies managed two goals and Sean Bradley got one, but the Slytherins, on their faster brooms, got
100 points before Harry finally saw the Snitch. He purposely stopped himself from doing any feints,
because he didn't want Draco to find out his broom was fake until they were chasing the Snitch.
He aimed his broom and took off as fast as the Lightning Bolt would go.

“Has McGonagall seen the Snitch?” Jordan asked. “Looks like Malfoy's seen it to. We'll
find out how fast his…something's wrong with his broom.”

Harry fought his temptation to look back at the broom that was indubitably going its top speed
of 10.5 miles per hour until after he had the Snitch in his hand. He looked back at the confused,
red-faced Slytherin son-of-a-Death-Eater and started laughing his head off. He didn't stop even
when Jordan announced, “Ravenclaw wins 190 - 100!”

“You did this!” shouted Malfoy at him.

“Did what?” he asked innocently as he looked down to see Lucius Malfoy walking toward the pitch
with his very cool cane. He appeared furious as they lowered.

“Where did you get that broom!?!” he demanded of his son. “I bought you a perfectly good Nimbus
2001!” He performed a silent spell on the `Firebolt' and declared, “This is a fake! Finite!” It
now appeared to be what it was - a muggle broom with a few enchantments. Lucius dropped it and sent
a fire spell at it, burning it to ashes within seconds. Draco appeared genuinely frightened. “Who
gave this to you?”

“M-McGonagall!” he stuttered, indicating Harry.

“I did no such thing,” he proclaimed. “Why would I give him a broom? He stole it.”

Lucius looked between the two boys for a moment before his eyes rested on his son. “You stole
this muggle broom instead of using…”

“I didn't know…he tricked me!”

Laughing, Harry admitted, “Sure did. You clever Slytherins are so much fun to play with,” and
took off before Lucius could react, leaving them to deal with the family trouble on their own,
putting his arm around his favorite Chaser before they broke down laughing again. “I can't
believe he really fell for it,” said Hermione. “He didn't even test it.”

Before he got to the locker room, he found his aunt waiting for him looking displeased. “Well?”
she demanded.

Without one bit of remorse, Harry looked her in the eyes. “All I did is make sure he overheard I
had a Firebolt hidden. I did NOT tell him to steal it. What happened was his own stupid fault and I
will NOT apologize.”

They stared at each other for about five seconds until Minerva started laughing. “That is
exactly what I'll tell Mr. Malfoy when he complains. I believe I shall demand that he pay back
the cost of the broom he destroyed in his anger, and give young Malfoy detention.” Harry and
Hermione began laughing hard once more. “We can't, after all, have theft going unpunished at
Hogwarts.”

--HM--

Harry was genuinely surprised when Aunt Minnie brought him a Galleon that she'd witnessed
Lucius force his son to take out of his own pocket to replace the stolen broom. Lucius was furious
with his son - first for being tricked by a mudblood, then for stealing a fake broom, not testing
the broom before the game, and getting caught. Harry immediately got Hermione to have her parents
get him a replacement he could enchant. He'd heard rumors that even the Slytherins were against
him for this. He'd humiliated their whole house publicly, proving that wearing a Slytherin
insignia on your robes does not make you clever. Every time he saw Draco after that he was glaring.
Even though he wasn't afraid of the half-squib, Harry did warn his friends and sister to be
careful in case he tried a sneak attack as revenge.

It was less than a week after the game that he and his sister were in the Headmistress'
office, saying goodbye. For her image's sake, Minerva didn't want this conversation to
occur in front of the other students.

“I'll miss you, Aunt Minnie,” said Brianna as she hugged the older woman.

“I'll miss you, too. Both of you.” She hugged Harry before adding, “Now, stay out of
trouble, and remember, I'm still only a mirror call away. I love you both. Now, let's get
down to the Great Hall.”

They soon reached the room, where breakfast was already in session, and sat at their respective
tables. Before Harry had completely finished, the Headmistress announced, “All Triwizard hopefuls
who have signed up to go to France with me,” she glanced at the Weasley Twins before adding, “…and
have been accepted…” They frowned. “…will meet me right outside the main doors of Hogwarts in
fifteen minutes with your trunks.”

As there were no classes for the first half of that day, Harry and his friends stayed behind to
watch the group enter what appeared to be a rather large version of the carriages they rode between
Hogsmeade and Hogwarts. Harry had mentioned the flying carpet to his aunt, but been told, “First,
that stupid Fudge would have us arrested for using a muggle artifact. I still don't know why
Arthur Weasley, who wrote that regulation, thinks carpets are a muggle artifact but brooms
aren't. Secondly, we'll be sleeping inside the carriage. It'll be charmed to hold two
dorms for boys and girls, in addition to quarters for myself.”

Just as it was taking off into the air, being pulled by Thestrals, which were unseen by most of
the students, Fred and George Weasley both flew toward the carriage on brooms. However, the moment
their hands touched it, something pushed them down to the ground, at the same time turning their
hair white and making them grow beards to match Dumbledore's. Everyone started laughing at the
two as they stared at each other in shock. Only Harry and Brianna knew what had happened, but he
quickly whispered to his girlfriend, “Aunt Minnie put an age line on the carriage just in case
someone tried that.”

They spent the next few minutes watching the carriage move farther and farther away until it was
out of sight, wondering what Hogwarts would be like without Minerva McGonagall. Once it was gone,
he decided to try out his hoverboard for a few minutes. He'd finally had the chance to enchant
it after he finished his prank on Malfoy. It was a bit difficult to keep balance on it, but it
could safely take him up to fifty miles per hour, which was the same as the dozen that Brianna had
enchanted for her customers. He planned to improve it, but was glad his board was now usable. He
couldn't persuade his girlfriend to try it, but Padma did and enjoyed it, despite a few minor
falls.

--HM--

A few days later, Harry had just returned to Ravenclaw Tower after the Halloween Feast. Even
though he'd had a good time, he still missed his aunt's presence and was considering
calling her when he felt his mirror, which he kept with him always, vibrate. He pulled it out to
see the very person he was thinking about.

“Happy Halloween, Aunt Minnie,” he said with a large grin. “I was just thinking about you.”

“Happy Halloween, Harry,” she said, not sounding very enthusiastic. He then noticed she looked
pale, frightened, and angry.

“What's wrong?” he asked, his expression expressing his concern.

She took a deep breath and steeled herself for what she had to do. “I don't know how else to
say this, Harry. You're going to have to come here and compete as a fourth champion of the
Triwizard Tournament.”

--HM--

Please review. Thank you to those who have.

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33. Welcome to France
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*Harry Potter and all characters, etc. belong to J.K. Rowling, not me.*

**Harry McGonagall - Chapter** **33** **-** **Welcome to France**

A/N: *I have absolutely no knowledge of the French language, and as such, I am not going to
attempt to use it in this story, because I would butcher it terribly. I will be making an attempt
at incorporating some French culture into the story, though. I have done some research and will
hopefully be able to* *acceptably accomplish that**. If I get something terribly wrong, I
apologize in advance.*

“What do you mean I've got to compete?” Harry replied as his eyes bulged out. He was staring
at the small mirror he was holding in disbelief as he quickly made his way to a private corner of
Ravenclaw tower. “How can you have a fourth champion in a *Tri*wizard tournament? How could I
have even entered?”

Aunt Minnie's face only looked paler as she explained. “I'm afraid we don't know how
it happened, Harry. The first three champions were selected normally. Cedric Diggory is
Hogwarts' champion, by the way. The Goblet of Fire, which I told you and Brianna about,
produced a fourth name before the flame died down - yours.”

Harry's heart started to beat a bit faster as he contemplated the meaning of that. “Which
name?” he whispered.

“Harry McGonagall.”

The Boy-Who-Lived sighed in relief. “At least whoever did that doesn't know…” He didn't
need to finish that statement. “But how am I bound to compete? Isn't there some sort of…”

“It is your handwriting, Harry. I'd recognize it anywhere, and that is your legal
signature.”

“Where did they get my signature!?” he yelled.

“We don't know, but it is genuine. I'm sorry, Harry.”

“What if I tell them to stuff it?!” he lashed out. “Tell them I don't want to be part of
that bloody tournament! What are they gonna do, arrest me?”

Minerva solemnly shook her head. “No, they can't arrest you, b…”

“Then that's what I'll do!” Harry declared.

“Don't interrupt, Harry,” his aunt admonished. “You are bound by magic itself.”

“What are you saying, Aunt Minnie?”

“If you do not participate, the magic of the Goblet of Fire will exact a penalty from you.”

“What sort of penalty?”

“We don't know exactly. It could turn you into a muggle. It might even kill you. The point
is that it will be severe.”

“Is there anything you do know exactly?”

Aunt Minnie took a deep breath. She was getting annoyed at her nephew's rudeness, but she
did understand the situation and was cutting him some slack. “We know that you have to compete, and
that a representative of the Ministry of Magic will be at Hogwarts tomorrow afternoon to give you a
portkey. You're excused from Hogwarts classes, of course, so you can pack. You'll be
spending the rest of your fourth year here at Beauxbatons. I also have to tell you that the first
task will be on November 24th and you're supposed to face it without having a clue
what you're facing.”

Harry's breathing was getting heavy. “Terrific.” He then looked thoughtful for a moment.
“What about Hermione?”

“I'm afraid that she won't be able to join you for the most part, although she might be
able to attend actual Tournament events.”

Running his hands through his dirty-blond hair, he replied, “I guess I'd better go talk to
her.”

“Yes. You should tell your sister as well. I'll be explaining the situation to Professor
Flitwick.”

“You're the one telling mom and dad about this.”

A look of dread came over Minerva's face, even worse than before. She took a deep breath. “I
suppose I shall. I'd imagine your mum will be quite displeased.”

At this, Harry actually chuckled. “Now that's an understatement if I ever heard one.
She'll be p…”

“Harry, language!”

“Ticked off.” He shrugged his shoulders. “I guess I'll let you go. Bye. I suppose I'll
see you tomorrow.”

“Goodbye.”

After turning off his mirror, Harry went in search of his girlfriend, whom he found lying on a
couch with a book floating above her, reading. “Hey, Hermione,” he said nervously, “Can I talk to
you?”

“Sure,” she said, grabbing the book out of the air and placing a book mark in it while sitting
up. As she turned to look at him, she began asking, “Okay, Harry, what do you…what's
wrong?”

“I just got a call from Aunt Minnie.”

Her eyes went wide and her face took on an expression of concern. “Is she alright? Did something
happen to her?”

“She's fine…it's just…” He took a deep breath and looked into her eyes. “I have to
compete as a fourth champion in the Triwizard Tournament.”

“WHAT?!?” After Harry explained to her what his aunt had told him, she yelled, “That is so
unfair! It's ridiculous! There's got to be a way out of it!” Without another word, she got
up and headed toward the door.

Harry knew his girlfriend well enough to know exactly where she was headed, so he called out,
“The library's closed,” causing her to freeze in her tracks.

“Oh, yes. Of course it is,” she replied, turning around. He noticed that her ears were quite
pink as she continued, “I forgot what time it is. Tomorrow, we'll look…”

“Tomorrow they're taking me to Beauxbatons, no matter what we find in the library.”

“But…”

He put his hand on Hermione's shoulder and faced her. “The person coming with a portkey is a
Ministry official whose job is to get me to France. He or she isn't coming to look at evidence
- that's for the judges to look at. I'm going to have to cooperate.” He shrugged his
shoulders. “Maybe you'll find something in a few days to give those judges and I'll be able
to return. Maybe not. The point is that I'll be leaving and we don't know when we'll
see each other again.” A sly smile made its way onto his face. “I think we should enjoy the little
time we have left.”

“What do you…oh,” she replied as he moved his face closer to hers and kissed her.

--HM--

The next morning at breakfast, Harry walked into the Great Hall between Hermione and Padma
(who'd been informed of the situation) and immediately focused his attention on the Gryffindor
table, where he saw his little sister sitting in between her two redheaded best friends - Lily
Spindler and Ginny Weasley. He walked straight up to her.

“Hi, Harry,” said Lily with a small blush. She'd always seemed to have a crush on him.

“Hi Lily, Ginny.” He turned to his sister. “Brianna, can we talk for a minute? It's kind of
important.”

“I suppose,” she replied and got up, “but only for a minute. I want to finish breakfast.”

After they left the Great Hall and went into an empty room, Harry began, “Aunt Minnie called
last night and said my name came out of the Goblet of Fire.”

His sister's eyes went wide for a moment before she replied, “Is that your idea of a
joke?”

“No, Brianna. Someone put my signature into the goblet and got it to come out as a fourth
champion. Somebody from the Ministry will be arriving this afternoon to give me a portkey.”

She looked concerned. “You…you're leaving?”

He nodded. “Yes. It looks like I won't set foot in Hogwarts until next September. I'm
excused from classes today so I can get packed.”

Uncharacteristically, Brianna threw her arms around her brother. “Be careful. I know the
tournament's supposed to be dangerous.”

He patted her back for a few moments before pulling away from his sister, putting on the best
poker-face he could manage. “I'll be fine. You take care of yourself. I won't be around to
stop idiots like Malfoy from attacking you.”

“I'll be careful,” said Brianna, “but I'm not scared of that arrogant little boy.”

He sighed. “We'd better get back to the Great Hall.”

The siblings rejoined their respective friends, and the meal went by in relative peace, until at
the very end, Professor Flitwick made the announcement that Cedric was one Hogwarts champion and
Harry had somehow been entered into the tournament and would have to compete, which brought about a
lot of chattering.

“At least no one thinks I entered my name,” Harry commented to his friends. “Imagine if the
Triwizard had been held here.”

“Everyone would think you snuck in during the night and put your name in,” said Hermione.

“It's a good thing you have such an unbreakable alibi,” added Padma.

“Yep,” replied Harry in his full American accent. He had been slowly developing a British accent
that he tended to use at Hogwarts, but when he was worried, his speech reverted to its origins.
“I'd better go pack. I'll see you later.”

Before he stood up, Hermione asked, “Do you speak French?”

Harry's eyes went wide. “No. I hadn't thought of that. That's just perfect! I
won't even be able to understand their healers when they're treating me after each task.
They'll say, `*There's nothing I can do,*' and I'll think they're telling
me I'll be fine.”

“Don't talk like that!” Hermione practically yelled. “You will be fine! I'm just
concerned about how you'll communicate with all the new friends you'll meet.” For a moment,
her face developed a frown, but then went back to a neutral expression. Harry figured he knew what
she was worried about.

“I'll call you every day, just like during the summer.”

The meal ended shortly and Harry separated from his friends; they went to classes while he
returned to Ravenclaw Tower, where he spent the morning packing. When he finished with his room, he
also went to C.A.R.E. Headquarters to collect his Game Boy and CD's. He figured he'd leave
the boom box for the club and buy his own if he could use it. By the time he was finished, his
watch told him that lunch was about to begin. In silence, he made his way into the Great Hall.

--HM--

Harry entered the Great Hall to see his girlfriend standing at the Head Table talking to
Professor Flitwick. Figuring she had a question about the latest Charms assignment or something, he
shrugged his shoulders and headed for the Ravenclaw table, sitting across from Padma.

“So,” she began, “are you all packed?”

“Yeah. I even packed my music. I left the cd player there for you, though.”

“Thanks. I would really miss the music at Headquarters.”

“I figure that if electricity works there, I can guilt-trip Aunt Minnie into buying me a new
one.”

Padma started laughing just as Hermione arrived. “What's so funny?”

“Nothing,” replied Harry instantly, knowing that Hermione wouldn't approve of his using this
situation to get his aunt to buy him new stuff.

“I asked Professor Flitwick, and he allowed me to miss classes the rest of the day,” she
announced to them.

“Really?” asked Harry, actually touched that she'd miss class to spend time with him.
“Thanks.”

“You're welcome. There's actually something I want to talk to you alone about at
Headquarters. You are all packed, right?”

“Yeah.”

“Good. We should have time before you go. Professor Flitwick said the Ministry official
shouldn't arrive until three.”

“Time for what?” asked Padma. Then, a concerned expression came over her face. “Hermione,
you're not gonna…”

“No,” she replied, with her ears turning pink. “But this is a personal matter between Harry and
me. Sorry.”

Sighing, Padma replied, “Alright, you two can have your goodbye.” She turned to face Harry. “It
won't be the same here without you.”

“I'll miss you, too, Padma.” With that, the trio began to fill up their plates and ate their
lunch. When they were finished eating, Harry and Hermione stood up to leave.

Before he'd left the table, a blonde girl a year younger than him got up from where
she'd been sitting at the same table and said, “Goodbye, Harry McGonagall.” while reaching out
to shake his hand.

“Bye, Luna,” he replied, taking her hand and shaking it.

“I think that the next time I see you, you won't be you.” The unusual girl immediately
turned and walked away.

“What?” he asked, confused, but she was already leaving the Great Hall.

“Never mind that, Harry. We've got to get going,” said Hermione. Although she did respect
Luna, knowing that the girl had helped Harry recognize his feelings for Hermione, Harry's
girlfriend was in a hurry.

“Alright. It usually takes several months to understand what Luna is saying, anyway.”

The two of them started walking toward the doors when a familiar annoying drawl came from behind
them. “McGonagall, I'll bet you think you're really special getting your aunt to enter you
in the tournament.”

They turned to see the three stooges - Malfoy, Crabbe and Goyle - facing them.

Harry knew there was no point in trying to tell him that he didn't want to be in the
tournament, so he didn't try. Instead, he replied, “I will admit that it will be nice not to
see *you* for nearly a year. In fact, I'd like to start that now. Come on, Hermione.”

They began to walk away as Draco called out, “I'm not done talking to you, McGonagall! You
and your mudblood…”

“Twenty points from Slytherin, Mr. Malfoy!” said Flitwick, who'd come up behind him. “I
believe that you're familiar with the rest of the punishment for using that foul, stupid
expression.” He was, of course, referring to the fact that the headmistress had been forcing people
who used that term to write a report on the average class performance of muggle-borns versus
purebloods. Contrary to bigoted pureblood philosophy, the results were that the muggle-borns
out-performed the purebloods ninety-nine times out of a hundred.

“Yes, Professor Flitwick,” he grumbled.

--HM--

“So,” said Harry with a smirk as he sat down on a couch in C.A.R.E. headquarters, “what do you
want to *talk* about?” He was clearly expecting the best snog he'd ever gotten.

“I want to *talk* about the French language. You said you don't know it.”

Harry frowned. “That's right; I don't. But…”

“I'm going to try and teach it to you.”

He stared at her in disbelief. “In two or three hours? That's crazy. I'll just…”

“I have an idea.” Suddenly, she became nervous. “I, well, thought I could teach you through
Legilimency.”

“You learned that?” asked Harry.

“Yes. After I mastered Occlumency, I thought it would be helpful to learn the reverse.”

Harry scratched his forehead for a few seconds before saying, “I don't recall the book I
read mentioning teaching through the mind arts.”

“It didn't. You see, well, sharing information to that extent is sort of personal and not
used very often. You'd be allowing me to plant information in your mind, which requires
completely dropping your mental shields and allowing me access. You'll have to trust me not to
invade your privacy.”

“Hm. You could even accidentally learn things I'd prefer to keep secret, couldn't
you?”

“Well, yes. I was hoping you'd trust me to keep whatever I learn private. I promise I'd
never…”

“I know, Hermione. I know.” He took a deep breath. “There are some thoughts I have that…”

Hermione slightly frowned. “If you don't want me to do that, it's alright. It was just a
suggestion. I thought it would help.”

He scratched his chin. “This could bring us even closer together.”

“It could,” agreed Hermione. “I was hoping it would.”

“I really do want to speak the language of the country I'll be spending several months in. I
really don't want to rely on a translator.” Hermione smiled again before he said, “Do it.”

She sat next to him on the couch and gave him a quick kiss before staring into his eyes.
“You'll have to drop your shields for me.”

He complied and suddenly felt her presence in his mind. It was soothing, and in some ways
disturbing to feel this extra presence in his mind. He noticed his invisible scar was twinging
slightly, but ignored that, focusing on his girlfriend. He felt her apprehension about his
participation in the Tournament along with sadness that they'd be separated. He felt fear that
he'd fall for another girl in France and pride that he was her boyfriend. Above all, he felt
love from Hermione. Though they weren't comfortable saying they felt that way, he now knew it
was true.

As he thought about his love for his girlfriend, certain images came to the surface of his mind,
unbidden. Seeing her in a bathing suit, kissing her, hugging her, noticing (and appreciating)
different parts of Hermione's body. Mixed in with actual memories were imagined pictures as
well - dreams he'd had but never told anyone about. As he tried to force those images down, he
felt both embarrassment and amusement coming from his girlfriend. Realizing she was in fact seeing
those images inspired him to show her how he saw her - the most beautiful, brilliant woman in the
world. He knew she wasn't absolutely perfect, but she was perfect for him, and no girl, woman
or pack of Veela would ever stand a chance of pulling him away from his love.

He soon began noticing images of the French alphabet, along with words from an entire French
dictionary popping into his mind. He saw pages of grammar books and heard conversations in that
language. He started developing a slight headache to go along with his scar's pain as his mind
was absorbing all this new information, making it a permanent part of Harry's knowledge. He saw
and heard flashes of conversations Hermione had participated in while on holiday in Paris, and
understood them. Before he knew it, he felt Hermione's presence withdraw from his mind. They
were both gasping for breath as though they'd just run a mile.

“Wow,” they both said together.

“That was more intense than I'd expected,” Hermione stated before blushing. “I never
realized you felt that strongly…”

“I do,” he interrupted her as he gazed intently into her eyes, though not using mind arts. “I
love you, Hermione, and this bloody tournament is NOT going to change that.”

“I love you, too,” she responded, and Harry knew it was true. He leaned forward and kissed
her.

--HM--

It was about two o'clock when the happy, slightly disheveled, couple emerged from C.A.R.E.
headquarters, having decided to walk around the grounds, since Harry wouldn't see them for
several months, unless his girlfriend found some loophole in the Tournament rules.

“I'm certainly gonna miss these walks with you,” Harry commented.

“Me, too.” She gave his hand a small squeeze while sighing. “I've heard some people say that
temporary separation is good for relationships, but I just don't see how.”

“I suppose I'll appreciate you more after months of misery. I'll see…”

“Don't talk that way. I'm sure you won't be miserable.”

“I don't know…”

“Harry! Harry!” The sound of Cindy McGonagall's voice was coming out of his pocket.

“I guess Aunt Minnie told my mum,” he commented while pulling out his mirror.

“Hi,” he said to the worried face of his mother in all but blood. He took a deep breath. “I
guess Aunt Minnie called you.”

“Yes. I can't believe how unreasonable and ridiculous this is! How can they expect a
fourteen-year-old, no matter how talented, to compete against three seventeen-year-olds? This
contest is dangerous even for them! I…”

“Mom!” Harry interrupted, not wanting her to have a panic attack. “I do have some advantages,
thanks to you and dad. I've actually had more magical schooling than the others have, plus that
workshop should give me an edge as well.”

“I know, honey, and I know you're at the top of your defense class, but still I'm
worried, and you should be, too.”

“I am, mother, believe me. I'm just trying to think positively.”

“I'm sorry. You must be terrified and here I am making it worse.”

“I'm fine,” he said stiffly. “I'm not happy I've got to go, but since I don't
have a choice, I'll do my best.” He paused. “Maybe I shouldn't do my best. What if I
just…”

“Don't you dare!” said both his girlfriend and mother at the same time.

“Hello, Hermione. I didn't know you were here,” said Cindy. “Harry, if you go all the way to
France and then purposely fail each task, you'll make yourself, Aunt Minnie, Hogwarts, England
and America look very bad. They already know you didn't enter your name, and Aunt Minnie has,
at her insistence, been questioned under Veritaserum to prove she didn't enter you, either. So,
you don't have to prove to them you don't want to be in the Tournament by protesting like
that.”

“I guess not.”

The three chatted for awhile before Hermione said, “I believe we'd better get back into the
castle. The Ministry representative will be here any time.”

“She's right. Bye, mum.”

“Goodbye, Harry.”

“I didn't want to make your mother even more scared, Harry, but I wondered if this had
something to do with that Voldemort dream you had before the school year started.”

Sighing, he replied, “I wonder. Once I'm settled in, I'll call up Remus and Sirius and
see what they think.”

“Good.” She took his hand, and together they walked into the castle and to the Great Hall, where
they found Professor Flitwick, along with Harry's trunk, which they assumed the house elves had
brought. They chatted for about five minutes. The door opened, calling the young couple's
attention to the person walking into the largest room in the castle.

In walked someone he never thought he'd see again. He had red hair and glasses and seemed to
look irritated. It was the oldest Weasley Harry had met that he recalled. “Hi, Percy,” he called
out.

“Mr. McGonagall,” he replied, sounding arrogant as he reached into his pocket. On orders from
Mr. Crouch of the Department of International Magical Cooperation, I have made you a portkey that
will take you to Beauxbatons Academy in France. Obviously, it won't work inside Hogwarts, so
you'll have to accompany me to the gates before using it.”

“You made the portkey?” asked Hermione. “I thought you had to work for the Department of Magical
Transportation to…”

“I am fully qualified to make a portkey, Miss…Granger, I believe.”

“Yes. I'm sorry to question your professionalism.”

Suddenly, Harry was nervous about the portkey, but knew he couldn't do anything about it. He
eyed the old-looking quill Percy was holding with apprehension.

Professor Flitwick said, “I believe that Harry is ready to leave now.” The boy nodded.
“Excellent. I wish you good luck, Harry.”

“Thanks.” He turned to Hermione. “I'll call you tonight.” He then kissed her passionately,
only separating when Percy cleared his throat behind them.

“Bye,” Harry said one last time before grabbing his trunk and following the Ministry official
out the door.

Percy didn't make a sound as he walked briskly ahead until they arrived at the gates.
“Remember, you are representing England and Hogwarts, so be on your best behavior.”

“Of course,” Harry replied.

Percy glanced at his watch. “Now, this portkey will leave in about ten seconds, so make sure you
are holding it and your trunk.”

“Got it.”

“Here's your portkey.” He held out the very-used quill and held onto it, as well as his
luggage, tightly. After a few seconds, he felt a tug from behind his navel as he was pulled into
France. When the pulling stopped, he began to get his bearings, looking eye-to-eye with a rather
tall woman, when he realized that his feet weren't on the ground.

BAMM! He landed roughly on the ground, dropping his trunk, which fortunately didn't break,
as he fell. He knew he had a few bruises and scrapes as he slowly got up.

“It would zeem zat your portkey brought you a few feet off ze ground, Mr. McGonagall,” said the
tall woman.

“It was that idiot Percy Weasley. He thought he could make a portkey himself instead of having
it made by someone qualified. I can't believe he was hired at the Ministry.”

“I'd have never taken a portkey he made,” said Cedric, who Harry now saw was there, as well
as four other people. One was his aunt; two were about Cedric's age, and the last was a
middle-aged man. Minerva spoke.

“Harry McGonagall, may I present Madam Maxime, the headmistress of this school, Professor
Karkaroff, the headmaster of Durmstrang, and your fellow champions, Viktor Krum of Durmstrang,
Fleur Delacour of Beauxbatons, and Cedric Diggory, who is of course from Hogwarts.”

It was Madam Maxime, the woman who Harry realized was as tall as Hagrid, who spoke first.
“Welcome to France,” she said before bending down to kiss him on both cheeks, with Fleur following
her headmistress' lead.

Fortunately, when Harry had gleaned the information on the language from Hermione, he'd also
learned a few customs so wasn't overly surprised, although his ears turned pink. Using the
information he'd just downloaded from his girlfriend's mind, he said hello in French.

With a smile on their faces, both Fleur and Maxime began speaking in their native tongue for a
few seconds before he asked them to speak a bit slower, but did manage to converse with them while
his aunt watched in shock.

“When did you learn French, Harry?” his aunt asked in English.

“Recently. I'll tell you about it later, Professor McGonagall.” He turned to another
champion. “Viktor Krum, I do believe I've heard of you before, though I've never seen you
play. I didn't know you were still a student.” He held out his hand and Krum shook it.

“I'm surprised you veren't at the World Cup last summer.”

“I spent the summer in America. That's where I actually live.”

“Pardon,” said Fleur (in English), “but you look familiar, like I know you from somewhere.”

“Hm. Well, the only time I've been in this country before was a few years ago at that
Quidditch match between the Sweetwater All-Stars and the Quiberon Quafflepo…punchers.” He's
nearly called them Quaffle-poofters like he'd done at the game, but didn't want to offend
anyone.

“I waz zer, too,” replied Fleur before smiling for a moment. “You were camped right next to
me.”

Harry's eyebrows came together as he tried to remember, then his ears turned pink yet again
as he recalled staring at her for a few moments. “I think I remember you,” he replied.

“Well,” said Madam Maxime, “I believe eet eez time to go back into ze zkool.”

For the first time since landing, Harry looked at his surroundings. He was standing in a grassy
clearing that was about half a kilometer from the building that had (unbeknownst to muggle history)
inspired King Louis XIV in his design of the Palace of Versailles. It was easily as big as
Hogwarts, but this wasn't a grim-looking medieval castle. This was a beautiful palace fit for a
king. It appeared to be made of gold, although Harry guessed that was a magical affect. The
building he was staring at was the greatest tribute to French classical architecture in existence,
and unfortunately, the muggles would never see it. Harry didn't know the terminology to
describe the building properly, so he said the only thing he could. “Wow.”

“We are zo far from ze zkool because of ze wards,” said Maxime conversationally before calling a
house elf to take Harry's trunk.

“Where am I going to sleep?” he asked.

“Inside the expanded carriage with the other Hogwarts students,” replied Professor
McGonagall.

As they began to walk, Professor Maxime informed Harry, “Eet iz good zat you zpeak French,
because we `ave concluded zat you will be taking clazzes with zee Beauxbatons ztudentz.”

Harry was surprised at that. “What?”

Aunt Minnie explained, “The other Hogwarts students here, as well as the Durmstrang ones, are in
N.E.W.T. level classes and we are letting them study independently. Otherwise, we'd have to
bring all our teachers with us.”

“That makes sense,” agreed Harry.

“However, in your case, I don't think you're quite ready for completely independent
study. Therefore, we decided that it would be best for you to attend classes with the other fourth
years, and had been trying to find a solution for the language barrier. Apparently, you've
already solved that problem.”

“Yes.”

They took him on a brief tour of the palace that had been converted into a school, and Harry was
truly impressed. Instead of being dark and foreboding, it was bright and cheerful. Their Great Hall
was roughly the same size as the one at Hogwarts, but it contained several smaller tables that sat
up to ten people, rather than just the house tables. Each corner of the room contained an exquisite
sculpture of a famous French wizard.

Soon, Harry was shown another room. The walls contained several paintings and Harry was
surprised when he realized that they were the former headmasters and headmistresses of the
school.

In French, Maxime informed Harry that they believe that all the students, and not just the
Headmasters, should benefit from the wisdom of past heads of the school, so the portraits were hung
in this public room rather than her office. Harry replied that's probably a good idea and that
he'd make it a point to talk to a few of those paintings while he's staying here.

His aunt seemed to know they were badmouthing Hogwarts, and so suggested in English that they
continue the tour. While they were finishing his tour of the castle, he was given the list of
classes available to him and told to look it over that night so that the next day he'd be able
to make a schedule. They didn't run into any other students because classes were in session,
but Harry was told he would meet them at dinner.

--HM--

Please review. Thank you to those who have.

I'll give more details on Beauxbatons as I decide them.

I don't know how to describe architectural style, and believe that a picture is worth 1,000
words. A picture of the Palace of Versailles is located at http: / / commons . wikimedia . org /
wiki / File: Versailles_Cour_Royale_Sud . jpg (minus the spaces). You could also look up `Palace of
Versailles' on Google for more information. The idea is that Beauxbatons is even more
spectacular than this palace.

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34. Acclimating to France
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*Harry Potter and all characters, etc. belong to J.K. Rowling, not me.*

**Harry McGonagall - Chapter** **34** **-** **Acclimating to France**

A/N *Italics* in dialogue will usually mean that the speaker is using the French language
to express the message I've written in English. As previously stated, I don't speak French
and have no desire to butcher that language.

--HM--

“So, Harry, are you going to tell me how you suddenly went from barely knowing the French
alphabet to being a fluent speaker?” asked Aunt Minnie. She and Harry were sitting alone at a table
in the Great Hall (although they called it the Dining Chamber) of Beauxbatons waiting for dinner to
begin in about fifteen minutes. “I know you can't master a language from one lesson per week
during a year.”

She was referring to Professor LaVelle's lessons of the previous year, which Harry had
attended and learned a bit in. He'd also attended some lessons this year before the tournament.
Although he certainly hadn't mastered the language from those classes (hence the desperate need
for his magical mind meld with Hermione), he had learned enough that he could apply his newly
acquired knowledge immediately. Otherwise, he'd have taken weeks processing the information his
girlfriend had given him. Therefore, he did not consider those lessons to be a waste. Looking at
his aunt, he realized that he'd better answer her.

“Um, well,” he began, switching back to his American accent, “Hermione had this idea, you
see.”

“Go on.”

Although he didn't know why, he felt very uncomfortable talking about what they'd done.
However, he knew Aunt Minnie would not accept anything less than the truth. “She, kind of, taught
me through Legilimency.” He said the last part as fast as he could. Minerva's eyes bulged out
at that proclamation as her lips thinned.

“What? Do you realize how…dangerous that could be?”

“Dangerous?” he repeated, showing confusion on his face. “How? Our books didn't say it was
dangerous.”

“They said NOTHING about teaching through that manner at all. That means it hasn't been
properly tested before, so anything could happen.”

“I think most people just don't want to completely open their minds to another person like
that,” Harry countered, knowing that his girlfriend's idea had worked flawlessly. “It was
rather…personal.” He involuntarily blushed at that statement. “But the point is that it worked
perfectly, and since I'd had a few French lessons before, I came out of it ready to speak the
language fluently. For example, I now know that `Beauxbatons' translated roughly means
`beautiful wands.' It was a bit overwhelming to learn the language, but I'm glad I
did.”

“I wasn't aware she spoke French so well.”

“Oh, yeah. You know her parents have taken her to Paris several times. She learned the language
as a little girl so she wouldn't be helpless if she ever got lost. Probably also so she could
read French books. I know Hermione said she spoke a bit of French before joining the class, but
that's just her modesty. I honestly don't know why she took the class at all, except maybe
to review.” He grinned. “I remember that she did want to sign up for Muggle Studies that year,
too.”

“Yes,” replied Minerva with a small smile. “She never feels she knows anything well enough.
Always trying to learn more.”

With a far away look in his eyes and a grin on his face, Harry softly whispered, “Yeah.”

Putting a hand on her nephew's shoulder, Headmistress McGonagall replied, “You'll see
Hermione soon. Don't worry.”

“I suppose.” At about that time, the doors burst open, revealing a herd of French students, all
wearing robes of fine silk. The girls' outfits were pale blue while the boys' were a
slightly darker shade. One thing he noticed is that those school uniforms looked like they
weren't as thick as the Hogwarts robes he was wearing. He'd slowly been realizing that it
was much warmer at Beauxbatons than Hogwarts and he really needed to either start wearing different
clothes or begin using cooling charms on himself.

“I'd better get over to the faculty table. I don't want any of your potential new
friends to avoid this table because they don't want to sit with an old teacher.”

As his aunt got up, Harry started to protest, “You're not old…” but trailed off because she
was leaving. And so, for the first time since his arrival, he was alone, if only at a table. Taking
a deep breath, he looked up at the incoming students and smiled at them, to show he was friendly.
It was after five or six of those students gave him a strange look and walked to a table on the
other side of the Dining Chamber, and Harry's expression fell, that one of the boys that
appeared to be his age approached him. Harry noticed that the boy had dark hair and brown eyes as
he sat down across from him.

Slowly, the boy spoke in English. “Hello. My…name…is Jean-Luc LaSalle.” He sounded like every
English word he spoke was a challenge. “You…must…be…”

“Harry McGonagall,” the Boy-Who-Lived-In-Secret replied. Then he continued in the language of
the land he was in. “*I speak French.*”

“*Good. That makes communicating much easier. If you don't mind, I'd like to point out
a…cultural mistake you've been making.*”

Harry frowned. “*Already?*”

“*Yes. I'm afraid so. I know that in* *some* *other countries, smiling at
strangers puts them at ease, but that's not the case here.*”

Nodding, Harry replied, “*I've noticed that's not the affect it's had so
far.*”

“*In France, if a stranger smiles at you, you think he's mad man escaped from the mental
hospital. You wonder what he wants with you.*”

Harry's ears turned pink as he realized that's the first impression he gave several
people. “*Thanks for the tip, Jean Luc.*”

“*No problem. I'm happy to help. Do you mind if I have my friends sit here with
you?*”

“*Of course not.* *The more the merrier.*”

Within a few minutes, the two teenage boys were joined by three others - a boy and two
girls.

“*Harry* *McGonagall**, this is my girlfriend, Brigit, and our friends Pierre
and* *Henrietta*.” As Harry looked at his new companions, he saw that Brigit had long, dark
brown hair that was in a ponytail. Her eyes were blue and her face somewhat pale. Pierre had hair
as blond as Malfoy's with brown eyes, and was holding Henrietta's hand. She had short
dirty-blonde hair that matched Harry's own, but her eyes were blue. They were all in school
robes and had obviously just gotten out of class. The three newcomers all seemed surprised and
Harry immediately realized why.

“*Yes, I speak French,*” he said in their native language, “*and it's good to meet
you.*”

Before they could respond there was a flash in the middle of the room and a buffet table
appeared, complete with plates and silverware.

“*Well,*” said Jean Luc, “*That's our cue to get dinner. Are you familiar with French
cuisine?*”

“*No,*” Harry admitted.

With a large grin, Brigit said, “*Then you are in for a treat.*”

They got up and joined the line that was already forming. Harry patiently moved with the line as
his four companions gave him a crash course in French food, talking about all the possible
combinations for the three course dinner that awaited him. He was grateful that all the types of
food were labeled, most likely for the benefit of visitors like himself. He read the names Duo de
Saumon Fumé, Escargots Bourguignonne, Soupe á l'Oignon, Consommé des pecheurs, Vichyssoise,
Salade Melange, Ravioli aux legumes Grillés, Queue de Langouste, Coq au Vin, Chateaubriand, and
Crêpes Florentine, among other things. While he knew what the words meant, he didn't know much
about the vast majority of it. Hermione hadn't shown him too much knowledge of French Cuisine
during their `mind meld.' He decided to take a bit of everything that looked good to him,
earning a few weird looks from some of the French students. To go with that, he got a glass of
pumpkin juice. He was both relieved and disappointed at the same time that Beauxbatons didn't
serve anything alcoholic to their students, despite muggle customs regarding alcohol being
different than in England or America.

When he got to the table, Pierre said, “*You do realize that most of that food doesn't go
together, don't you?*”

Harry looked at the French teenager like he'd grown a second head. “*Why not?*” Without
waiting for an answer, he stuck his fork into a piece of chicken from the bit of Coq au Vin
he'd taken a sample of. As an American, he felt it was his right to eat whatever he wanted with
whatever he wanted, whenever he wanted (within reason), and felt it was nobody's business what
he ate. That doesn't mean he took offense at his new acquaintance's comment. It just meant
that coming to France did not make him French. Besides which, he figured that he had no need of
friends who couldn't tolerate the slightest hint that he wasn't raised in French culture.
He wasn't trying to snub them by any means, but he was going to be himself.

Fortunately, the four French students at Harry's table didn't take offense at
Harry's meal. Instead they were a bit amused. They had been told that Harry McGonagall had both
a British and American background that day when it was announced he'd be coming, so they
didn't expect him to act French. They were all glad that he at least spoke the language.

“*I can't believe someone forced you into that tournament,*” commented Henrietta
sympathetically.

“*Me neither,*” agreed Harry. “*Hermione - my girlfriend - was really upset. My sister -
Brianna - thought it was a joke* *at first**.*”

“*It was also announced that you'd be attending fourth year classes with us.*”

“*Are you all in my year?*”

“*Yes,*” they all answered.

“*What's it like to attend a school where your aunt is Headmistress?*” asked
Brigit.

Harry shrugged his shoulders. “*Sometimes it's great. Other times it's not. My aunt
will always listen to my side of the story if I'm in trouble, but she doesn't always side
with me. She sometimes holds me to a slightly higher standard than the other students. Also, some
of the students are of the opinion that my sister and I get favored, but that's nonsense.*”
He sighed. “*In any case, my friends don't treat me differently because of it, and that's
what matters.*”

“*What's your girlfriend like?*” asked Pierre. “*You mentioned her name -
Hermione?*”

The girls at the table noticed how Harry's whole face lit up when he thought about her.
“*Well, she's brilliant - top of our class. Um, beautiful, too. She's also one of the
most compassionate people I've ever met. A great friend, too. We met just before starting
Hogwarts and were best friends. We've been dating…for nearly a year now.*” He frowned for a
moment. “*I guess I'll have to miss our anniversary. Anyway, I already miss her. She'd
love to get to see other schools like this.*”

They continued talking throughout the meal, and Harry learned a bit about the classes he'd
be starting the next morning. Before he went to the Hogwarts carriage, he found a private spot to
call his girlfriend on his mirror.

“Hi, Hermione,” he exclaimed with a smile as soon as she answered. “It's good to see your
face.”

“Yours, too. I've been so worried. So, you had no problem with Percy's portkey I take
it?”

With a scowl, he replied, “Actually, that idiot put me a few feet above the ground and I
fell.”

“Are you alright?” she asked in concern.

“I'm fine. Thanks for teaching me French. It's really helped.”

Beaming at her boyfriend, she replied, “It was my pleasure.”

They chatted for a few more minutes, with Harry talking about both his tour and meal, along with
the people he'd sat with.

“It sounds like you're already making friends.”

“Yeah, but it doesn't make me miss you any less.”

With a giggle, she asked, “Which cheesy romance novel did you steal that line from?”

“Hey. I'll have you know I came up with that cheesy line all by myself!” He fake-pouted as
his girlfriend laughed. “I suppose I'd better get to bed,” he said after a minute. “Tell Padma
and Brianna I said hi.”

“I will.” After a second, she got an evil grin on her face. “Make sure you copy the entire
Beauxbatons library for me this year.”

He grinned back. “I will. Bye.” He took a deep breath before adding, “I love you.”

“I love you, too,” she replied with a big grin. She then blew him a kiss. “Bye.”

When Harry got to the Hogwarts carriage, he found that there were only two dorms - one for boys
and the other for girls, so he had to sleep in a room with over twenty guys. When he opened the
door, he found that the lights were on and he was in a dorm full of seventeen-year-old boys/men in
various states of undress. Some of them were studying textbooks while a few others had magazines he
knew his aunt couldn't be aware of, based off the glimpses he got of the centerfolds that were
being meticulously studied. He could swear one of the models winked at him, causing his ears to
turn pink. A Wizarding Wireless was playing a song called, `*Can You Dance Like a
Hippogriff?*' in the background. He noticed a cot near the door that had his trunk on it, so
decided that this must be his bed.

As he moved to sit down, he heard one of the boys he didn't know announce, “Look everyone,
it's McGonagall the Champion!” with a tone of voice that left no room for doubt that he was
being insulted. Harry glanced up to see it was a Gryffindor he'd never met. There were a few
chuckles at this, but fortunately not that many.

“Hey, guys, lay off!” said a Ravenclaw prefect named Eric. “You're only jealous that somehow
he got picked by the goblet and we didn't.”

“But he cheated!” exclaimed a Slytherin.

“While he was at Hogwarts?” countered Cedric Diggory. “Don't be stupid!”

“His aunt…”

Harry interrupted this argument himself by shouting, “Has been opposed to this bloody tournament
since the summer! She thinks it's too dangerous for any of you, to say nothing of me! You have
no idea how upset she is about this!” He took a deep breath. “I don't want to be here and you
don't want me here, but we're stuck. You leave me alone and I'll leave you alone.”

“Or what?” asked the stupid Gryffindor while the others rolled their eyes.

Cedric replied, “Or his aunt will have you sent back to Hogwarts in detention cleaning the
bathrooms with your tongues for the rest of the year.”

“Pretty much,” Harry agreed with a grin. This normally was not his style, but he'd never had
to deal with this many upperclassmen before, and had no idea how good any of them were in dueling
and didn't want to find out. “I don't care what you do among yourselves, or what you read,”
he gestured toward the nearest Playwitch magazine, “as long as you leave me alone. I'm not a
tattle-tale, but if I have to ask for a different room, my aunt will want to know why and when I
tell her, she'll be really, really upset.”

Harry didn't like the way he felt throwing his status around like that, but really
didn't know what else to do to avoid trouble with this group. It seemed like there were only a
few troublemakers there, but if he didn't nip this in the bud they could make his life
miserable. He also made a vow to cast the best wards he knew how around all his stuff, including
his bed, so that nothing would happen to it while he was either asleep or absent.

--HM--

Harry was in the Dining Chamber early the next morning, and was soon joined by his new friends.
He'd been pretty much ignored by the older boys in his sleeping room, aside from a few friendly
ones. He really did miss his small dorm at Hogwarts. After they'd eaten their breakfast, Harry
walked with Jean Luc, Brigit, Pierre and Henrietta to their first class of the day -
Transfiguration.

Over the years, Harry had three teachers of this subject. First, he'd begun learning the
basics at his American school. Then at Hogwarts, he had his Aunt Minnie before she was replaced by
Professor Shapon. Now, he was meeting his fourth Transfiguration teacher.

As Harry found a seat near his companions, he looked at the friendly-looking elderly man seated
behind the desk. He had short white hair with a well-trimmed moustache to go with it. He was
wearing a maroon beret with navy blue robes. “*Good morning, everyone,*” he said in French. He
looked over the class, silently taking attendance, until his eyes rested on the new face. “*You
are Harry McGonagall, I presume?*”

“*Yes, sir,*” the foreigner replied.

“*I'm Professor Ladue. Your Hogwarts grades were forwarded to me and I have a copy of the
book I use for this class that you may borrow until you have the chance to purchase a new
one.*”

“*Thank you, sir.*”

“*According to your Professor Shapon, your class just finished learning to turn* *vases
into cats, which is what we will be covering today. Am I correct?*”

“*Yes, sir,*” Harry agreed, guessing what was coming next.

Indicating a cheap plastic gray vase on his desk, the instructor asked, “*Please demonstrate
the spell, Mr. McGonagall.*”

Quietly sighing at being singled out already, he got up and walked to the teacher's desk,
after releasing his English wand from its holster. His pointed it at the vase, did the appropriate
wand movements and said (in Latin), “*Inflecto Felonis!*” The vase in question unerringly
morphed into a gray kitten about the same size as the vase. It meowed, earning a few chuckles.

“*Well done, Mr. McGonagall.* *Were we at Hogwarts, I would've awarded you ten
points* *for Ravenclaw, but we don't have a system like that here**.* *You may
sit down.*” The professor turned to the rest of the class. “*Did all of you catch the wand
movement and incantation?*” he then changed the kitten back into a vase and repeated the process
for the class before setting them off to practice the spell. Harry, naturally, was asked to help by
a few of the students. Some of the girls seemed to be flirting with him, but he pretended not to
notice.

As Harry continued the day, as well as the week, he found that he had no trouble keeping up with
his classes, with the exception of History of Magic. He was slightly ahead or slightly behind in
all of them but the class that was still being taught by a ghost at Hogwarts. Two separate factors
put Harry way behind in this class. One was that it was covering modern history that had happened
since Binns had died, and the other was that, oddly enough, it concentrated more on French history
than British. Charms and Herbology seemed to be the specialty of Beauxbatons, and Harry was very
glad he'd studied ahead. Otherwise, he would've been struggling to keep up.

Hermione had spent all her free time during that first week trying to find a way for Harry to
get out of the Tournament, but to no avail. She informed him of her lack of progress every night in
their mirror calls until finally he told her to stop.

“We can't give up, Harry. We…”

“You tried, Hermione and I'm thankful. We just have to accept it.” He'd been rehearsing
that speech all day after he decided that he couldn't let Hermione obsess over the Triwizard
forever. “We'll get through this. I know we will.”

She sighed and Harry could actually detect a bit of relief on her features, but knew she'd
never admit it. “I suppose you're right, but it still isn't fair.”

“I agree with you there, but then life isn't always fair.” Deciding to change the topic,
Harry commented, “Today they had the Wand-Weighing.”

“Oh. I've read about that. They test every competitor's wand to make sure it's in
working order.”

“Yeah,” agreed Harry. “Rather than test it right before each task, they tested it once - a few
weeks before the first task.”

Hermione smiled. “I can see your point, but it might be too much trouble.”

“Hermione, all the Wandmaker did was to perform one spell with each wand. To test all four of
the wands took five minutes.”

“Really? Then maybe they should check them before each event.”

“Exactly.” He sighed. “They also had a reporter there.”

“Did you get interviewed?” she asked in concern.

“No, he wasn't that interested in me. He, like everyone else, knows I didn't even want
to be in the Triwizard, so he probably knows my story won't be upbeat.” He then grinned.
“It's just a good thing no one famous like Harry Potter was entered in the Tournament.”

She grinned back. “Yes, no reporter in the world would be able to resist interviewing him.”

“Yeah.” He paused for a moment, trying to think of something to say. “I'll be visiting
Beauxville, their equivalent of Hogsmeade, tomorrow.”

“That should be nice. I've read that they have this wonderful bookstore called Plein de
Livres…” Harry smiled as his girlfriend's eyes lit up once again while he picked up a quill to
write out her shopping list.

After much searching, Harry had found a place where his Game Boy worked - a small room that was
part of the stables that housed the Abraxan that lived at Beauxbatons. After finding it, he made
sure there were no rules against going there (which there weren't as long as he left the
horses, along with their single malt whiskey, alone) and talked his aunt into buying him a new cd
player. She made sure to charm one wall with a silencing spell so he wouldn't disturb the
animals while he listened to music, transfigured a shovel into a chair and transfigured a rusty
bucket into a desk. This is where he mostly stayed when he wasn't hanging out with his new
friends. He pretty much only went to the Hogwarts carriage to sleep and shower.

--HM--

“*Welcome to Beauxville!*” exclaimed Jean Luc as they exited the Abraxan-pulled carriage
that had brought them to the magical French village.

Harry looked around the area to see a small town that was more modern-looking than Hogsmeade,
and seemed (to Harry) much more feminine, sort of like a larger version of Madam Puddifoot's.
It seemed that flowers were growing on every spot of dirt as his eyes roamed around. He saw an
enchanted flower shop, as well as a romantic-looking restaurant, but what surprised him most was a
small wedding chapel that was obviously put there to handle elopements.

“*Wow,*” exclaimed Harry. “*It looks like they want students to elope.*”

“*Love is encouraged in France,*” replied Brigit with a grin.

“*I can see that. What else is here?*” He began walking down the street and noticed a few
more restaurants before finding the book shop Hermione had mentioned to him - Plein de Livres
(*M**any* *B**ooks*) - so he walked inside and pulled his girlfriend's
shopping list from his pocket. He was thankful he'd remembered his bottomless bookbag.
Otherwise, he'd have never been able to carry the two dozen tomes he'd been asked to
purchase, in addition to his new French textbooks.

After leaving the bookstore, he noticed a magical art store, with several moving portraits of
both people and animals spread throughout the studio. It even allowed customers to commission a
portrait to be painted, either of themselves or anything else they fancy. Appointments had to be
made for those services.

When it was lunchtime, the group went to a restaurant, where Harry simply ordered the same thing
Pierre did. He still wasn't an expert on French food, although he hadn't found much that he
genuinely disliked. The restaurant, unlike Beauxbatons, did serve wine, which Harry did sample, but
didn't really like that much.

He bought some souvenirs for his friends in England after that and eventually the group returned
to Beauxbatons Palace.

--HM--

The next few weeks passed far too quickly for Harry, as he had yet to get one clue about what
he'd face during the first task of the tournament. He complained about this to his aunt during
Animagus practice, who looked regretful as she replied, “I'm sorry, Harry, but I can't tell
you what you'll face. However, I know that you can succeed. You *have been taught* what
you need to do.”

Harry could tell she was giving him a clue about the next task and decided to try to find out
more. “So, I've learned the spell I'll need.”

“Yes.”

His eyebrows came closer together as he concentrated. “But I'd assume it's not a spell
taught in one of my classes. It would probably be N.E.W.T. level.” His aunt didn't say anything
but he could tell he was correct. “That should narrow it down. It's something I have done - not
just attempted?” He was trying to eliminate his attempts at transforming into an animal. She
remained almost motionless, but he detected her nearly imperceptible nod. Suddenly, he knew what
he'd need to do. “Thanks, Aunt Minnie!” he said and quickly left to practice the spell.

“For what?” she asked softly, with a small smile on her lips as the door to her temporary office
was closed. “I hope Professor Ladue was right that this was fair,” she whispered to herself, hoping
she hadn't really cheated.

--HM--

The day of the first task came quickly - far too quickly in Harry's opinion. He had just sat
down for breakfast at the table he and his French friends used when he noticed the door to the
Dining Chamber open to reveal the last person he'd expect to see here. Harry's jaw dropped
as he automatically stood up and began walking.

“Harry!” exclaimed Hermione Granger with a large grin once he was close enough to hear her. Not
needing an invitation, he rushed forward and hugged her tightly for about ten seconds before
pulling back just enough to kiss her. Neither of them noticed that nearly everybody in the room was
watching them as his picked her up off the ground and spun her around while their faces were still
molded together. They also didn't notice the flash of a camera. They probably wouldn't have
noticed an explosion, either.

When the need for air finally forced them to separate, a female voice behind Hermione exclaimed,
“Get a room!” Harry glanced to see his little sister. Surprisingly, he was actually happy enough to
see her that he gave her a quick hug.

“Hi, Brianna. What are you two doing here?”

“You didn't think we'd miss the start of the Tournament, did you?” asked Hermione.
“Besides, your aunt said she wanted you in good spirits for the first task.”

“Why didn't you say anything last night when we talked on our mirrors?”

“I wanted it to be a surprise.”

“It was a good one.” He gave his girlfriend a quick kiss. “I've missed you so much!”

“*I assume this is the Hermione that we've heard so much about**.*” Harry turned
to see his small group of French friends. Jean Luc had been the one speaking. “*You weren't
exaggerating when you said she was beautiful.*”

Hermione blushed and said, “*Thank you. Harry's told me about you as well.*” She then
proceeded to guess all four of their names correctly.

Harry then indicated his sister and said (in English), “This is Brianna. I think I mentioned
her.”

“Yes,” replied Jean Luc. “Would you like to…join us for breakfast?” He was actually improving
his English with Harry there to help him.

They returned to Harry's table and got to know each other better until the champions were
called away to prepare for the task. As he was just leaving the table, he distinctly heard Brigit
whisper in French to Hermione, “*So tell me, is Harry a good kisser?*”

--HM--

Harry was led into a tent with the other three champions, all of whom appeared to be nervous.
Harry was nervous himself. He had narrowed the choices of what they would be facing down to two
creatures - neither of which was really something he'd want to fight. He had practiced as much
as he could and was currently confident in his ability to cast the necessary spell. Unfortunately,
he also knew that many things could go wrong.

The tent itself had the entrance on one side of it and the exit on the other side. All of the
competitor's eyes were drawn to the exit as they waited for the tournament to begin.

“*Welcome, everyone, to the first task of the Triwizard Tournament!*” said the head of the
French Department of Games and Sports, his voice amplified by a *Sonorus* spell. All four
champions heard that announcement, followed by, “*Our first champion will be Viktor Krum*
*from Durmstrang**!*”

Without a word, the Durmstrang champion left the tent through the exit. The others heard gasps,
screams and applause as they waited for the next champion to be called. About ten minutes after
Krum had left, the announcer declared, “*Our second champion will be Harry McGonagall* *of
Hogwarts**.*”

Taking his wand out, Harry walked through the tent flap into complete darkness.

--HM--

Please review. Thank you to those who have.

I just thought I'd clarify that only the movie has Beauxbatons a girls' school and
Durmstrang a boys' school. In the book, both schools have both sexes, just like Hogwarts.
Besides, it's really difficult to believe that in France, only the girls have magic.

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35. Navigating the Darkness
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*Harry Potter and all characters, etc. belong to J.K. Rowling, not me.*

**Harry McGonagall - Chapter** **35** **-** **Navigating the Darkness**

A/N *Italics* in dialogue will usually mean that the speaker is using the French language
to express the message I've written in English. As previously stated, I don't speak French
and have no desire to butcher that language.

--HM--

“*Lumos!*” was the first spell that came into Harry's mind as he tried to look around
the complete darkness he'd stepped into. He looked around to see he was in a cave-like tunnel.
Whether he was in a real or artificial cave didn't really matter at this moment. All that
mattered was that he had to walk forward, keeping an eye out for the Lethifold or Dementor Harry
was sure would make an appearance. Because he wasn't feeling the effects of a Dementor, he was
fairly certain it would be the other creature attacking him…but from where?

If he used his Patronus charm now, it would give away that he knew what to expect, which would
cause all kinds of trouble. Not to mention how difficult it was to sustain. He'd completely
wear himself out magically. Then, just as he couldn't sustain it any longer, the monster would
make its entrance. In other words, keeping a Patronus with him wasn't an option at this time.
Perhaps when he was older he'd be able to handle that, but not today. He took another step
forward, not noticing the black cape-like figure silently gliding along the floor about ten feet
away from him.

--HM--

“I hate this…watching and not being able to do anything!” exclaimed Hermione from the stands.
She was sitting between Brianna and Brigit watching a huge projection of the event. The audience
was watching the pitch black tunnel, only able to see what Harry's light spell revealed, which
didn't include his nemesis.

They had previously watched a Lethifold nearly suffocate Krum before he'd managed a Patronus
that took the shape of an arctic ice wolf that chased the monster away long enough for Krum to make
it through the tunnel, where he was given a silver cube about the size of an apple. With her
Omnioculars, Hermione had determined that the object was like a Rubix cube, except that each square
had a rune inscribed on it, rather than a different color. She imagined that something would happen
if the runes were properly aligned and was looking forward to examining one with Harry after the
task was completed, which brought her back to the present.

Harry had just turned a corner in the cave when something jumped out in front of him.

--HM--

With every step Harry took in the dark tunnel, his heart was beating faster and faster. Although
it wasn't hot, sweat was beginning to form on his brow. He could hear a noise in the distance,
but couldn't identify it. He was pointing his still-lit wand in front of him when he turned the
corner and saw it.

In front of Harry, something was moving on the floor. In the darkness, he couldn't make out
its shape except for the golden eyes that almost seemed to glow in the dark. He pointed his wand
toward it and was about to fire a curse when the monster in front of him meowed. He moved his wand
closer and could see it was a simple black cat, and released the breath he hadn't realized
he'd been holding.

He walked around the cat and couldn't help but notice the distant sound he'd heard
earlier wasn't so distant. It sounded like flapping wings that were getting closer and closer
until he could see a bat flying toward him. He dived to the ground instinctively and watched about
a dozen bats fly above him and continue down the cave. He was about to get up when something
started sliding onto his body.

--HM--

“No! Harry; use your Patronus!” shouted Hermione from her seat.

“You do realize he can't hear you, don't you?” asked Brianna without moving her own eyes
from the display. She wouldn't admit it, but she was scared, too.

--HM--

As Harry felt the Lethifold's clammy touch on his ear, he panicked for a moment before the
word *Patronus* seemed to echo in his mind. As he felt the living black cloak move toward his
face, he pictured kissing Hermione that very morning and, while tightening the grip on his wand,
shouted, “*Expecto Patronum!*” His silver tabby cat shot out of his wand and immediately
turned, running through Harry, filling him with joy, until it was facing the Lethifold. It seemed
to bite the dark creature, causing it to let go of Harry before sliding off as fast as it could,
with a silvery white cat in hot pursuit.

He slowly stood up as his heart rate went down to normal. He was panting like he'd just run
a marathon. After a moment of catching his breath, he realized that he was still in a timed
competition and began to run the rest of the way down the passage. While there were still bats,
cats and probably rats in the tunnel, he knew he'd faced the real challenge, so he didn't
slow for them, figuring he needed to make up time for how slowly he'd started off.

Before long, he turned a corner to see the light at the end of the tunnel. He continued running
until he was nearly blinded by the light that surrounded him as he exited. While he was still
blinking as his eyes adjusted, he heard it announced in French, “*Harry McGonagall has completed
the task in nine minutes and thirty seconds - ten seconds quicker than Krum!*” While the crowd
was cheering, he accepted his silver cube from the judge, being told that it contained a clue for
the next task.

“The judges will now show their scores,” the announcer continued. Professor McGonagall used her
wand to write a nine in the air. Harry figured she didn't want to appear biased, but still
wished she'd have given him a ten. Madam Maxime and the head of the French Department of Games
and Sports also gave him nines. Karkaroff gave him a four and was rewarded with much `boo'ing
from the audience. The head of the French Department of International Relations gave Harry a ten,
making his total score a forty-one.

Just as Harry had computed his total, Hermione's voice from behind him announced,
“You're tied with Viktor Krum.” He turned and smiled at her, waiting until she was close enough
and kissed her, much to the crowd's satisfaction, if the new round of applause was any
indication. They separated quickly and walked, hand-in-hand, to the bleachers and joined
Brianna.

“Good job, Harry,” she said before adding with a smirk, “I could've done it faster.”

“Ha-ha.”

“The task did seem a bit easy,” she added.

“What did you expect,” replied Harry with a smirk. “Them to make the champions steal a
dragon's egg.”

That statement earned a laugh from all of Harry's group. When she'd finished giggling,
Brianna commented, “Still, Aunt Minnie should've given you a ten! Karkaroff did that for Krum!
Then you'd be in the lead.”

“I can't believe they'd judge this competition with something as subjective and
arbitrary as this system,” complained Hermione. “There should be specific points…”

“…like a test or homework problem, right?” interrupted Harry. “It is, after all, a school
competition.”

At that time, it was announced that Fleur was entering the tunnel, and while they watched the
part-Veela, they continued their conversation.

“Exactly. For example, there should be a set time limit. If you go beyond that, you lose a
certain amount of points per minute. Then, if you performed the Patronus correctly…”

They continued discussing how they thought the tournament should be judged while Fleur, and
later Cedric, went through the event. Fleur got forty points while Cedric, who ended up fastest
through the maze, got forty-two. When the event was over, Harry and Hermione walked hand-in-hand to
the Great Hall for lunch with the rest of the group.

“Harry,” his girlfriend asked enthusiastically once she had filled her plate, “can I see that
clue you were given?”

“After lunch,” he replied before jabbing a piece of meat on his plate. “It's not really
considered good manners to be messing with something like that during a meal here.”

“Alright, Harry. I guess I am a bit eager. I just want to solve the puzzle.”

“I understand,” he replied with a grin. “It's part of your nature. In fact, it's a very
cute part of your nature.” She blushed as the others, especially Brianna, smirked at her.

Trying to change the subject, she asked, “I know Harry told you all about C.A.R.E.” The French
students nodded. He'd mentioned it in one of their many mirror conversations. They had all
joined. “Do you think one of you might be able to start a branch here?”

Four pairs of eyes bulged out and stared at her. Harry and Brianna were used to Hermione, but
his new friends weren't, and therefore were surprised she'd suggest that. Finally, after
about five seconds, Jean Luc replied in English, “We will consider it.”

She then turned to Harry. “While I'm here today, I'd like to meet some of those
headmaster portraits you told me about.”

“Sure,” he agreed. “I wonder if they can help with the clue.”

“Wouldn't that be cheating?” asked Brigit.

“I don't know,” Harry shrugged. “They are available to everyone.”

“Good point.”

They continued the meal in quiet conversation until they were finished. Harry was grateful that
his aunt had walked up and volunteered to take Brianna on a tour of the school so that Harry could
have a walk with his girlfriend.

“I really have missed this,” he commented as he looked at their joined hands.

“Me, too.” She gave him a quick kiss before they resumed their journey.

“I wish they'd let me stay at Hogwarts and just show up for the events.”

“My mum said that sometimes it's good for a couple to be separated for a little while, to
help them realize how much they need each other.”

“I didn't need this tournament to tell me I needed you,” he admitted as they continued
walking until they reached their desired destination. “There's one particular portrait I'd
like you to meet. He brought her in front of the painting of a man with light blond hair and a
goatee that appeared to be in his fifties. If one looked closely, a few white hairs could be
spotted amongst the blond, but they weren't easy to see. The name beneath the portrait made
Hermione gasp - Dominique Malfoy.

“*Hello, young lady,*” said the portrait in French.

“*Hello, sir.*”

Turning to Harry, he asked, “*Is this the beautiful woman you have told me so much about?*”
causing both of them to blush.

“*Yes.* *She and my sister came here for the first task.* *She's Hermione
Granger, the most brilliant witch in the world.*”

“*Harry!*” she scolded. “*I am no…*”

The portrait interrupted her rant. “*Every young man should feel that way about his
lady**, don't you agree, Miss Granger?*” She nodded, surprised. “*Surely it is not
your goal to convince Mr. McGonagall that you are not worth his time.* *If each partner in a
romance considers him or herself the* *fortunate* *one, both will treat each other very
well, and their love will blossom. For instance, as Mr. McGonagall has a much* *higher*
*opinion of you than himself, I'm sure that you have a much loftier opinion of* *him*
*than* *Mr. McGonagall* *has of himself.*”

She blushed slightly. “*Y-yes I do, Mr…Malfoy.*” She honestly tried to keep all bitterness
out of her voice when vocalizing the former headmaster's last name, but apparently there was
still a detectable trace in her inflections because he chuckled for a moment.

“*I can see you've noticed my last name. Let me assure you that I am ashamed of what my
great-great**-great* *grandson Lucius has done. He has made a disgrace of our family! The
Malfoys who left France for England were neither stuck-up nor prejudiced, and I have no idea what
occurred to change my descendants so much.* *On behalf of the Malfoy family, I apologize for
every word he or young Draco has said to you.*”

She grinned slightly. “*Thank you, sir, but you are not responsible for their behavior. They
are the ones who should apologize, not you. If I held every Malfoy responsible for the actions of a
few, I'd be as guilty of prejudice as they are.*”

“*You are very wise, Miss Granger.*”

“*Thank you, sir.*”

Turning to the Triwizard Champion, Dominique Malfoy asked, “*How did the first task go? You
appear uninjured.*”

“*He did wonderfully,*” proclaimed Hermione.

“*I go through,*” claimed Harry.

“*What sort of creature was it that you faced? You suspected it would be either a Dementor or
a Lethifold.*”

“*A Lethifold, sir.*”

“*They made him go through a dark tunnel that was projected so the spectators like me could
see.*”

“*No doubt they made it as frightening and disorienting as possible,*” the painting
agreed.

“*After I got through, they gave me this cube that's supposed to contain a clue for the
next task.*” He produced it out of his pocket. Hermione snatched it immediately out of
Harry's hand and examined it, making sure that Dominique could also see it.

“Some sort of ancient rune puzzle,” the portrait commented after a few moments. “*Alas, that
was my worst subject. I was much more gifted in* *C**harms and Arithmancy.*”

Harry was enjoying watching his girlfriend bite her bottom lip in a very kissable cute way so
that he couldn't really concentrate on the markings. After about five minutes of her
soundlessly examining every side, she muttered, “*It can't be this easy, can it?*”

This brought Harry's attention back to the magical Rubix cube. “*Let me see it,
Hermione.*” While he was looking at it, Hermione explained what she suspected. “*That does
seem a bit too easy, doesn't it?*” he asked, agreeing that her hypothesis did seem likely,
but it would put the runes in an order they'd seen in one of their first Ancient Runes classes.
He shrugged his shoulders and turned the cube appropriately. Suddenly, a loud, ear-piercing scream
emanated from the magical object, causing Harry to drop it as the noise persisted. Finally, he bent
down and moved the runes out of alignment before picking it up.

“*I would imagine,*” said the portrait with a slight smirk, “*that you guessed
incorrectly.*” However, neither human was paying attention as their ears were still ringing.

“*I'll see you later, sir,*” said Harry, “*when I can hear properly again.*”

“*It was nice meeting you, sir,*” managed Hermione. “This is going to take some research,”
she commented in English to Harry before pulling a camera out of her purse. “I'm going to take
pictures of all six sides of that cube so I can study them at Hogwarts. Also, I'd like to stop
by the library here.”

By coincidence, they ran across Brianna and Minerva when they were approaching the library, so
the five of them walked into the library together. However, Hermione seemed to disappear into a
world of her own as she saw all the books she'd never read stacked around her. Harry chuckled
and muttered that his girlfriend looked like a toddler in a candy store, earning a giggle from his
two female companions that weren't in a world of their own.

Hermione was soon pulling out a pen and notebook (parchment, quill and ink was far too
impractical to use outside of class work) and was writing down titles of the books that interested
her while muttering that she wished she could spend more time here instead of going back to
Hogwarts that night.

“Surely zat ez not ze only reason you would wish to ztay here, eez eet, `ermione?”

The English witch looked up in surprise to see Fleur Delacour beaming at her. She had naturally
recognized her from their meeting nearly one and a half years before at the really, really long
Quidditch game. “*Hi, Fleur,*” she responded in French.

“*I was happy to see you kissing Harry this morning. I was right about him being smitten with
you, wasn't I?*”

Blushing, Hermione agreed.

“*I can tell you that many girls have attempted to flirt with Harry, but have had no success
at all. His heart belongs to you.*”

Hermione grinned. “*I know* *I can trust him. He'd never be unfaithful to anyone he
was dating**.*”

“*That may be true, but he's not even tempted. You're the only girl he
wants**,*” the part-Veela insisted. “*He loves you.*”

Blushing, Hermione nodded, “*I know.*”

“*Good. I'll leave you to your exploration of our library.*”

--HM--

After dinner, followed by a passionate kiss between Harry and his girlfriend, Hermione and
Brianna portkeyed back to Hogwarts. After that, time seemed to pass quite quickly. Neither Harry
nor Hermione had figured out the clue to the second task two weeks later when a special
announcement was made to the school at dinner by Madam Maxime while Harry was eating with his
French friends.

“*As usual, we will be having a Yule Ball. However, this year, as part of the Triwizard
Tournament tradition, it will occur on Christmas Day itself, and the dancing will be opened up by
the four Champions and their partners.*”

`Just great!' thought Harry. `I have to dance in front of people. At least mom taught me how
so I don't make a fool of myself. I hope Hermione can come.' At the thought of his
girlfriend, he glanced in Aunt Minnie's direction. She seemed to know what he wanted to ask and
nodded with a small grin on her face.

“*I assume that* *means* *Hermione will be able to attend,*” asked Pierre,
who'd been watching Harry exchange the look with his aunt.

“*Yeah,*” he replied. “*Now I just have to ask her.*”

“*If she was willing to come to watch you fight a Lethifold, of course she'll come for a
dance,*” said Brigit.

“*You're right. I'm not even sure why I feel nervous asking my girlfriend
out.*”

“*If you are nervous, then it's best to get it over with. Call her,*” suggested Jean
Luc.

“*I will, tonight,*” he decided.

--HM--

“Of course I'll come, Harry,” Hermione replied happily that night. “How could you think I
wouldn't?”

He shrugged his shoulders. “I don't know. Maybe I thought you wouldn't want the
attention.”

“I kissed you twice in front of that whole school, passionately,” she pointed out.

With a smirk, he replied, “Believe me, I remember.”

“Good. You'll get more of the same this Christmas,” she said seductively. After a few
moments, she added, “Maybe I can talk my parents into spending Christmas break in France.”

“You'd still need to portkey here, probably,” said Harry.

“I know, but I happen to like France.”

“I'll like France better when you're here.”

“You should write those corny lines on cards and sell them,” laughed Hermione, causing her
boyfriend's ears to turn pink.

“I know it sounds corny, but I really do miss you,” replied Harry.

“I know, Harry, and I miss you, too.”

“I love you.”

“I love you, too.”

--HM--

The next two weeks went by quickly and enjoyably for Harry, despite the fact that neither he nor
Hermione had solved his clue for the second task. The only real annoyance he had were the few dozen
different French girls that asked him to the Yule Ball. He politely declined each invitation the
same way. “*Thank you for the invitation, but I'm already going with my girlfriend.*” Some
of them took that rejection well; others glared at him. He really couldn't understand their
problem. As his girlfriend had pointed out before, they'd kissed very publicly, so it should be
common knowledge that he was taken.

“*It's not that they don't know about your girlfriend. It's just that they think
they can distract you from her. Most boys your age aren't very faithful to their
girlfriends,*” Henrietta explained. “*You are a very desirable boyfriend right now. You're
from a different country. You're a Triwizard Champion who performed just as well as his older
competitors**, exceeding almost everyone's expectations.*”

“*In other words,*” said Pierre. “*They want a piece of you.*”

“*Well, I'm afraid they're too late,*” proclaimed Harry.

“*I know that and you know that, but they won't believe that until they try.*”

And try they did, all the way up until Hermione arrived at Beauxbatons on Christmas morning.

--HM--

Please review. Thank you to those who have.

Sorry it's such a short chapter, but my life is going to be hectic for the next few months,
but I want to post something once a month so you don't think I've abandoned the story.

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36. I’m Dreaming of a French Christmas
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*Harry Potter and all characters, etc. belong to J.K. Rowling, not me.*

**Harry McGonagall - Chapter** **36** **-** **I'm Dreaming of a French
Christmas**

A/N *Italics* in dialogue will usually mean that the speaker is using the French language
to express the message I've written in English. As previously stated, I don't speak French
and have no desire to butcher that language.

--HM—

*“Harry,” a voice called to the teenager as he walked into the living room of his house in
America. He looked around to see the house was decorated for Christmas, including a large pine tree
covered in lights and ornaments. However, no wrapped packages were under the tree. Instead was a
beautiful English girl with bushy brown hair. She was wearing a green robe fastened around her by a
large red bow. She smiled at him and said, “Happy Christmas.” His mouth went dry as he
star**t**ed* *walking toward* *her for about five seconds until he heard a male
voice calling his name.*

“Wake up, Harry,” the voice called again, causing the Boy-Who-Lived-In-Secret to open his eyes.
Now, instead of looking at Hermione, he was looking at Cedric Diggory. He glared at the evil
monster who'd just pulled him away from his wonderful dream.

“Just five more minutes,” he muttered before grabbing his pillow and putting it over his
eyes.

“Alright. I just thought you'd want to know your girlfriend is outside, but I'll just
tell her you thought sleep was more important.” Cedric laughed as a now fully-awake Harry jumped
out of bed.

“Tell her I'll be there in ten minutes.” Even though he was anxious to see Hermione, he
figured she'd prefer he shower first. `*And brush my teeth,*' he added silently,
remembering her greeting the month before, when they'd snogged in front of everybody.

“I will,” replied Cedric. “And Happy Christmas.”

“Merry Christmas,” Harry managed to say before closing the bathroom door.

--HM--

Nine minutes and fifty-eight seconds later, Harry, with messy wet hair, pushed the door to the
temporary Hogwarts boys' dormitory open to see, “Hermione!” sitting on a stool reading. She was
wearing jeans and a winter coat with her hair in a simple ponytail, but as far as he was concerned,
she was wearing the most exquisite outfit in the world. She looked up and smiled radiantly at him.
Before she could even say anything, he'd put his hands on her cheeks, bent down and kissed her.
He hadn't even noticed the plant Hermione had sat under, but followed the tradition anyway.

How he missed that simple, yet amazing sensation of touching his lips to hers. He forgot all
about the pressures on him to open the Yule Ball, to figure out the clue for the second task of the
tournament, even the tournament itself, as he let himself get lost in this glorious moment, until a
bright flash caused them to pull apart.

He looked around to see a woman, who he guessed was a reporter, putting down a camera. She had
long straight black hair that was just showing hints of going gray. If he had to guess, Harry
would've said the woman was in her early fifties. “*How stirring,*” she commented in
French. “*The youngest champion has a brief moment under the mistletoe with his girlfriend.
I'd imagine you miss him,* *Miss Granger**. Especially knowing how many French girls
much prettier than you have been propositioning him.*”

Before Hermione answered, Harry angrily remarked, “I'm sorry, but I haven't seen one
French girl who's half as beautiful as Hermione. We were just leaving.”

He didn't even notice the bright smile on his girlfriend's face, but he did hear her
whisper into his ear, “*Happy Christmas, my love*.”

--HM--

After a delightful breakfast, during which Harry realized that in his rush to see Hermione, he
hadn't even noticed the stack of presents by his bed, the couple returned to his dorm and he
began opening presents. The way he'd realized his oversight was when Hermione thanked him for
the present he'd gotten her - a book on the history of Magical France, written in French, along
with a bottle of genuine French perfume, charmed to protect the wearer from minor hexes.

Upon opening his presents, Harry found he'd gotten a few new Game Boy games from Brianna and
a few his Hogwarts friends. His parents had given him some books on magical and muggle defense
while his Aunt Minnie gave him a book on advanced Transfiguration. He had been making significant
progress in his attempt at becoming an Animagi, but still was nowhere near completing a
transformation. He figured he'd put off studying his new book until after he'd mastered
that. Finally, he opened his present from Hermione as she watched him nervously.

It was a relatively small package wrapped in gold paper which Harry carefully removed to find a
black velvet box. He opened it to find a gold chain with a small, flat ball with tiny wings.
Fortunately, in his opinion, it wasn't moving.

“It opens,” said Hermione while her boyfriend was inspecting his golden Snitch necklace. He
looked more closely and found that moving the wings in a certain way unlocked it to reveal that it
held two magical photographs - one of him and the other of Hermione - that appeared to have been
taken on the day of the first task. However, at the moment they were in the same frame, in the
middle of a passionate snog. He chuckled at that, causing his girlfriend to inspect what was
amusing him. She giggled as the couple broke up and looked at them, clearly annoyed.

“At the rate they're going,” said Harry with a smirk, “there'll be a baby in the picture
soon.”

Her face completely red, Hermione replied, “Of course there won't be. Magical photos
can't reproduce.” As Harry laughed at her reply, she changed the subject. “Can I see your cube?
I think I've figured it out.”

Harry looked surprised. “You didn't say anything about that.”

“I only got the idea yesterday and thought it could wait until I actually could test it out
myself.”

He opened his trunk and took out the cube he'd been given at the end of the first task and
handed it to his girlfriend.

While she was adjusting the order on the Rubix Cube type puzzle, she explained, “I think we were
going about it all wrong using the simplest solution. It's like a trick question where they
wanted you to guess that. I've found another set of runes, much rarer, that uses the same
symbols in a slightly different pattern - this one.” She held up the cube to show a different
pattern when it began glowing with a white light floated and floated out of her hands to about a
foot below the ceiling. The two watched in awe as a voice began singing out of it.

*Searching high above the clouds*

*Where flying creatures do abound*

*To find what's taken is your goal*

*You'll sorely miss what we have stole*

*An hour long you'll have to search*

*To find the correct natural perch*

*And if your treasure isn't found*

*Whatever goes up must come down*

The song repeated four times before it slowly descended back to Hermione's hand and stopped
glowing. She said, “Obviously, this task takes place in the sky, so you've already got an
advantage.”

“That I'm pretty good with a broom,” added Harry.

“Exactly. The question is what they're going to steal from you.”

“Something I'll sorely miss,” said Harry. “They'd better not take my broom!”

With her eyebrows furrowed, Hermione replied, “Somehow I doubt it would be something like that.
Your treasure would have to be…irreplaceable.”

“Irreplaceable? But nothing I own is…Oh no! They'd better not!” Harry's expression was
getting angrier by the moment as he turned and walked toward the door. “Come on. Let's see
about this!”

Despite the exercises she was continuing at Hogwarts, Harry's girlfriend still had a
difficult time keeping up with him as he marched straight to Professor McGonagall's temporary
office. He opened the door to find her standing right in front of him, smiling. “Ah, Harry,
Hermione. Happy Christmas. I was just going to find you. I think that family…what's wrong?”
She'd finally noticed his expression.

“Is Hermione going to be the treasure that gets stolen from me for the second task?” he asked
without preamble.

Minerva's lips thinned as she took on an irritated expression. However, her nephew could
tell she wasn't irritated with him. She sighed. “Yes. I fought those idiots tooth and nail, but
they would not be turned. They insisted that human being be used as hostages! I explained that the
prize awaiting the champion would have nothing to do with the difficulty of the task, but they
wouldn't listen. They think it'll be more entertaining for the crowd and more stressful for
the champion if someone they love has been kidnapped.”

“But couldn't you keep Hermione safe. If they couldn't find her…”

“They'll just use another person. Brianna, perhaps, or one of your parents…even me. If they
can't find any of us, they'll use your friends. Perhaps Padma or Michael or…”

“I get it,” Harry snarled at her.

“Don't worry,” said Hermione reassuringly. “I'm sure I'll be perfectly safe.”

“But the poem said…”

“That was just for dramatic affect,” interrupted Aunt Minnie. “The hostages will be perfectly
safe where they will be kept, and they most certainly won't be dropped down sixty-one minutes
into the competition.” She paused for a moment before adding, “However, the hostages will be at
risk during the actual rescue. Anything that attacks the champions while they're holding the
hostages is just as likely to injure them, especially as the hostages will be…defenseless.”

“So Hermione will be safe until I free her, but then if I drop her…” There was no need to finish
that statement.

“I'm afraid so,” Minerva replied, her Scottish temper beginning to show again. “I told them
it's complete madness, but those fools wouldn't listen. I'd suggest you work on finding
a way to secure and protect Hermione.”

“I will be able to bring my broom, right?”

“Naturally.”

“If it weren't for the hostage part,” Harry commented, “This would've been a great
opportunity to use my hoverboard.”

“Don't even think about using it during that task, Harry Mark McGonagall! Hoverboards are
for one passenger only!”

“Could I bring the hoverboard as well? That way I could let Hermione use the broom…”

“The hostages will be unconscious,” she interrupted, “until they are returned. So she
wouldn't be able to fly.”

“That sucks.”

“Perhaps we could set that problem aside for the rest of the day,” suggest Aunt Minnie.
“It's Christmas.”

The rest of Harry's day was spent with Hermione. After a few hours with Minerva, the young
couple joined his French friends. Hermione mentioned that she and Brianna would be starting an
enchanting club at Hogwarts in January, where they'd teach the skills they'd learned at the
workshop they'd been to during the summer. Finally, at about five o'clock, Hermione left to
get ready for the Yule Ball.

--HM--

It was at precisely seven p.m. that Harry McGonagall, wearing dress robes that matched his
emerald eyes, emerged from the boys' dormitory and walked to the nearby school. Hermione was
dressing in the Beauxbatons girls' dorm with Harry's new female friends. He wasn't
alone in his trek as nearly half the Hogwarts boys were attending the Ball with a French girl.
Although he wasn't really friends with any of the older Hogwarts students that had come for the
tournament, he was getting along with them based on the `live and let live' principle. He
didn't cause them trouble and they didn't cause him trouble.

The only one of them he talked to at all was Cedric Diggory, the `real' Hogwarts champion,
and they weren't really friends. However, he did know that his rival for the Seeker position on
the Ravenclaw team - Cho Chang - had come to the school to be Cedric's date for the Ball.

As Harry stood amidst a crowd of boys waiting for their dates, time passed very slowly. He
watched girl after girl appear and leave with her date as he continued to impatiently wait. In
actuality, only about ten minutes passed, but it felt like ten hours. Finally, the door opened
again, this time revealing a brunette beauty with a light green dress that matched his robes. Her
hair was fixed in a French braid and she looked flawless. When she smiled at him, he swallowed
nervously. He'd been dating this girl/woman for more than a year, and had known her longer than
that, but she had never looked as lovely as she did at that moment.

He forced himself to speak as she approached. “H-Hermione, y-you look…wow! B-Beautiful!”

“Thank you, Harry. You look quite handsome.” She held out her hand, and it took him about three
seconds to realize he should take it. When he did, he gently pulled it to his lips and kissed it
before they walked toward the Ball, hand-in-hand.

--HM--

After the doors to the Dining Chamber were opened, allowing everybody entrance, all the students
and guests of Beauxbatons stared in wonder at the decorations, including Harry and Hermione. Every
table had been moved closer to the walls in order to allow a large, empty center of the room for
dancing. Each table appeared to be made of snow, and it appeared to be snowing heavily underneath
each table, although when Harry touched the surface of the Champions' table, it felt perfectly
smooth and warm, and his legs and feet felt no snow under the table. He therefore concluded that
the snowy look was an illusion.

There was a large Christmas tree in each corner of the hall, with colorful fairies flying all
around it. They could hear Christmas songs in the background as they sat down in the round table
designated for the Tournament participants. It seated eight people, which included the four
Champions and their dates. Harry was with Hermione; Cedric was with Cho Chang; Fleur was with an
older boy that was obviously French; Viktor was with a French girl who was obviously a fan-girl and
in complete awe of him. Harry could tell by looking at Krum that he was annoyed with his date, but
trying to be polite. They had some small talk for a few minutes, during which Harry noticed Viktor
looking admiringly at Hermione, who seemed to be impressing the French occupants of the table with
her knowledge of their culture. When they were told to speak their order to the menus that were at
the table, he ordered the same thing Hermione did - not because she'd ordered it but because it
had become one of his favorites during the past few months.

When the band started playing ballroom music, Harry was the first to ask his date, “May I have
this dance?” to which Hermione happily complied. Before they'd even stepped from the table, the
other Champions had joined them, and together, as was the custom, they opened up the dancing for
the Yule Ball.

Harry was smiling brightly as he held his girlfriend close to him as they swayed to the music.
“You really do look incredible,” he commented. “You've always been beautiful, but tonight…”

She blushed. “Thanks. I tried to look alright. It wouldn't do for a Champion's date to
be Hermione `Plain Jane' Granger. I had to…”

“You are NOT plain, Hermione. How many times do I have to tell you you're beautiful?
You've even read it in my mind.” He was referring to when she taught him French through
Legilimency, where she'd seen how he sees her.

She beamed at him. “I know how you see me, be-because of your love, but…”

“I am not the only one who thinks you're gorgeous. Viktor Krum was looking at you.”

“He was just politely paying attention while I was speaking.”

“He was wishing you were his date. Trust me. I know how a guy thinks. He wishes he was the one
holding you right now.”

“He does no…” She stopped talking when she glanced at the Quidditch star in question to see that
he was staring at her rather than his date, who appeared to be chattering away, oblivious to the
fact that her dancing partner was ignoring her.

“I told you,” said Harry. “I'm just glad we started dating before he even saw you. Otherwise
he'd have been trying to…”

“Viktor Krum would've never asked me to the Yule Ball.”

“I'll bet he would've, and I certainly wouldn't blame him. You are, without a doubt,
the most wonderful girl here and I'm the luckiest bloke.”

She blushed even redder than before. “You're delusional, but I love you anyway.”

“And I love you, too, but you're the one who's delusional if you don't think that
other guys would love to dance with you.” At that moment the song ended and he gave her a quick
kiss before the next song, a faster one, began playing. They continued dancing through five songs
before stopping for a bit while Harry went to get them drinks.

“*Pardon me,*” said an attractive blonde French girl wearing a pink dress while Harry was
asking his menu to provide him with two drinks. “*You are Harry McGonagall, aren't
you?*”

“*Yes,*” he replied emotionlessly. He had a feeling he knew where this was going.

“*I'm Emma Watson* *and was wondering if you'd like to dance.*”

He sighed. “*I'm sorry, but I'm here with my girlfriend that I love very much, as you
and every student here knows very well. For the past few months I haven't gotten to spend
nearly enough time with her, so I intend to spend as much time with her as possible. Happy
Christmas.*” He then walked off with the two drinks that had appeared on the table during his
conversation.

At the same time Harry was talking to Emma, Hermione was approached by a boy from Durmstrang
with dark brown hair and blue eyes. “Hello,” he said with a thick accent. “My name is Daniel
Radcliff.”

“Er, hi,” she replied, not wanting to be rude as she watched a girl who was much prettier than
herself approach Harry. “I'm Hermione.”

“Hermy-own is a very beautiful name. Also, I could not help but notice that you are very
attractive.”

“Um, thanks,” she replied, getting more uncomfortable and annoyed as she could tell the blonde
girl was flirting with her boyfriend.

“Would you care to dance with me?”

“Er…” she grinned as she saw Harry walk away from the tart, leaving her looking very
disappointed. “No. I'm with my boyfriend. Here he comes now. Harry, over here.” Daniel glared
at Harry for a moment before walking away.

“Who was that?” he asked while giving his girlfriend her drink.

“Don something.”

“I'll bet he was trying to get you to dance with him, wasn't he?” He asked. He sounded
amused, not jealous. She blushed and nodded. “See. I told you that any bloke with eyes would ask
you out.”

“If you believe that, then why aren't you jealous?” she countered smugly.

“Three reasons,” he replied without skipping a beat. “First, I believe you would never go behind
anyone's back like that. Second, I believe you love me like I love you. Third, if I had to
worry about you cheating on me, then you wouldn't *really* be my girlfriend even if you
claimed to be. And I wouldn't want to date a girl like that anyway. I picked a girl that I
could trust even if I'm hundreds of miles away, but I'm really glad you're here
tonight.”

“So am I,” she replied before getting on her tip toes and kissing him.

They danced a few more songs before Harry gave Hermione a tour of the broom closets of
Beauxbatons. At midnight, Harry and Hermione shared one last passionate kiss before she had to
leave. Overall, it was a perfect Christmas.

--HM--

Please review. Thank you to those who have.

Sorry it's been so long since I've updated, but I've had a very hectic last couple
of months.

As I post this chapter, it is still Harry Potter's 29th birthday, so I wish him
and J. K. Rowling (who *coincidentally* shares his birthday) a Happy Birthday.

By the way, it's hard to get in the Christmas spirit to write the Yule Ball at this time of
year.

Sorry about the chapter length, but I think the Yule Ball deserves its own chapter. The next one
will cover the second task.

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37. Harmless Flying Creatures
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*Harry Potter and all characters, etc. belong to J.K. Rowling, not me.*

**Harry McGonagall - Chapter** **37** **-** **Harmless Flying Creatures**

A/N *Italics* in dialogue will usually mean that the speaker is using the French language
to express the message I've written in English. As previously stated, I don't speak French
and have no desire to butcher that language.

--HM—

The next few months passed quickly for Harry as he made sure to practice his flying, just to
make sure he wasn't getting rusty. One day Professor Ladue, the French Transfiguration teacher,
saw him on his broom and praised his flying skills, mentioning that, in his opinion, if he kept
hard at it every day his flying skills would rival Krum's. He also mentioned that he should
study up on flying creatures if he wanted to absolutely master the art. Harry suspected the man was
trying to give him a clue about the second task, but since he already knew about it, the hint
didn't really affect his training plans.

He was told, via his mirror, that the enchanting club that Hermione and Brianna started at
Hogwarts was doing well, with over twenty members. Enough of them chose to enchant hoverboards that
they actually had a pickup game of Quidditch where one of the teams used hoverboards instead of
brooms.

“You should've seen it, Harry!” said Brianna excitedly through the mirror Harry was holding.
Even Hermione (who was on the `broomstick' team) couldn't keep up with us. We were winning
by a hundred points…until the Snitch was spotted.”

“I suppose it is harder to follow the Snitch on one of those things,” agreed Harry.

“That stupid little ball just had to fly straight down, and Ginny couldn't keep up with Cho
during that dive. I can't blame her, either. Only someone completely out of their mind would do
a dive like that on a hoverboard.”

“I suppose it would prove difficult,” Harry agreed nonchalantly.

She eyed her brother suspiciously. “I hope you're not planning on trying that. You'll
kill yourself.”

“No, I'm not,” he agreed. “But I do plan on making a few improvements to my board.

Later that night, after Harry had completed his planned fiddling with his hoverboard, he
received his nightly call from his girlfriend, who'd suggested that a team where only the
Seeker had a broom, while the others had hoverboards, would have a huge advantage in any game of
Quidditch - two free hands with which to handle the Quaffle or Beater bats.

--HM--

Before Harry knew it, the day of the second task had arrived. Harry was nervously picking at his
breakfast when his sister entered the Dining Chamber. As expected, Hermione wasn't with her.
Despite the fact that he'd been warned of this, he still felt a knot form in his stomach. He
knew that he would have to put his girlfriend at risk by trying to rescue her. The thought of just
not participating had occurred to him, but he knew he couldn't do that - not after he'd
already been told he had to do his best when he'd suggested doing the same thing during the
first task. He was truly upset with the arrangers of this contest, but really couldn't do
anything about it. He decided he should greet his sister, so he got up and walked toward her.

“Brianna,” he said with a grin as he hugged her. “Thanks for coming. How are you doing?”

“I'm doing great,” she replied happily. “I'm ready to watch you humiliate all those
other champions today once you get on your broom. Then I'll humbly admit I taught you
everything you know.”

Harry laughed at that comment. “I doubt I'll be humiliating Krum, but I do think I'm a
better flier than Cedric, and I've never seen Fleur on a broom. I've asked around and found
out she's never even tried out for Quidditch.” He took a deep breath. “That doesn't mean
she can't fly, but…”

“It does make that very likely. It is funny that the other three champions are all Quidditch
Seekers.”

“Yeah, it is. I never thought of that.”

Brianna frowned just before commenting, “I'm sure you noticed Hermione's not here.”

Sighing, he admitted, “I have. I suppose she's currently hanging from a tree. I told her she
could've hid…”

“And put someone else in danger?” interrupted Brianna. “You know she'd never do that.”

“I know,” he nodded. “Too much like me in that respect, I guess.”

“Yep,” his sister replied with a smirk. “Besides, I think she wants to be the girl in your arms
at the end of the task.”

The rest of the morning passed with Harry, Brianna and Minerva catching up until it was time to
prepare for his adventure.

--HM--

At 11:30, the four champions were called into a tent to have their current task described to
them by the head of the French Department of Games and Sports. “About twenty miles east of here is
a range of mountains where someone important to you is being held. Your job is to retrieve that
person in less than an hour. You will, of course, be allowed flying transportation such as brooms
or beasts.”

“Sounds simple,” replied Cedric sarcastically. “What's the catch?”

“Oh, nothing too serious,” he replied innocently. “Just a few harmless flying creatures that
will try to stop you.”

“Like what?” asked Krum.

“You'll find out. The contest starts in about ten minutes. That should give you plenty of
time to retrieve your brooms. Good luck.” He then hurried out of the tent before he could be asked
anymore questions.

“Well,” said Harry. “I guess we'd better do what he said.” He then hurried to his dorm to
retrieve his Lightning Bolt.

--HM--

“*Welcome, everyone, to the second task of the Triwizard Tournament.* *Just like last
time, each champion's adventure will be* *projected for your viewing enjoyment.* *For
today's event, each of the champions will have to retrieve a treasure of sorts from a nearby
mountain, facing several fierce monsters along the way. The first one to return, assuming any of
them do, wins.*”

“I'm glad he has so much faith in us, aren't you?” Harry asked his fellow champions
before scanning the crowd with his eyes. He first saw his aunt sitting with his sister, along with
his friends. He then noticed the last person he expected to see, yet the most difficult person not
to spot, sitting in the stands. He grinned for a moment before frowning. “They wouldn't? Would
they?”

“Would they what?” asked Fleur.

He didn't get a chance to reply, because at that moment, the canon went off, signifying that
it was time to start flying. He mounted his Lightning Bolt while Krum mounted his Firebolt. The
other two champions had Nimbus 2001's. Harry pushed his broom as fast as he could, which was
faster than Cedric and Fleur could go, but Viktor's Firebolt, with its acceleration of one
hundred fifty miles per hour in ten seconds, left him at a distant second place.

Harry kept pushing his broom to the maximum while watching Krum heading east. Suddenly, Viktor
appeared to have been rammed into by something, but Harry couldn't see anything. The Durmstrang
champion barely managed to stay on his broom, but wasn't moving very fast now as he was being
rocked from side to side while Harry was catching up, wondering if this beast had been
disillusioned. He, naturally, couldn't hear the announcer say, with humor in his voice, “*It
would appear that Viktor Krum has just met one of the Thestrals*.”

When Harry got within thirty feet of Viktor, he felt something hit him in the side that nearly
knocked him off his broom. `*I guess I found one of whatever Krum's facing,*' he
thought while trying to figure out what to do. Taking another look at Viktor, he got an idea.
“I'll bet these demons can't keep up with this,” he muttered before pulling his broom down
into a full Wronski Feint, pulling up only a few feet from the ground and gliding along the surface
for about a mile before pulling up. He didn't even notice Krum was following until he was
passed on the way up by the Bulgarian Seeker. The other two champions were still fighting their
invisible assailants, unable to pull off the professional move to avoid them, although Cedric was
making slow progress getting around the beasts.

Thankfully, Harry didn't feel any invisible beasts attacking him when he got back up to a
hundred feet above the ground. He sighed as he saw a mountain in the distance until he noticed a
large group of hippogriffs approaching Krum. The small army of ten split up so that five began
attacking Viktor while the other five headed toward him.

`*Okay,*' he thought. “*How do I bow from on top of a broom?*”

He never answered himself, because at that time one of them reached him and sliced him across
the chest with its claw. “Ow!” he screamed as his shirt started soaking up his blood. “New Sparks!”
he muttered, releasing his wand into his right hand after releasing its grip on his broom. He
wasn't happy about what he was about to do, but didn't see any other choice. Now he had
something else to be mad at the contest's organizers for. No matter what spell he used against
the noble beasts, they would probably die.

“*Reducto!*” he shouted, aiming his wand at the nearest hippogriff's wing. It shrieked
in pain as a large wound opened. The beast began slowly falling while frantically flapping its
other wing. Harry hoped it would land softly enough to survive, but couldn't wait around to
find out as his back was attacked by another. He swore before violently turning his broom around
and blasting the beast with another “*Reducto!*” This spell hit the half-eagle/half-horse in
the chest, sending it careening toward the ground.

He turned toward the others, pointing his wand with an angry expression on his face. They seemed
to pause for a moment, before flying beyond him toward another approaching champion, who Harry
recognized as Cedric before speeding up past Krum, who was still fighting his last two hippogriffs.
He was now above the mountain.

“A natural perch,” he muttered to himself, remembering the poem about this task. His Seeker eyes
began searching for the highest tree, which he saw was nearby. Coming closer, he noticed that four
people, two of which he recognized as Hermione and Cho, were tied to different branches of the
tree. The other two were a little girl who looked a lot like Fleur, along with the girl Krum had
taken to the Yule Ball.

Knowing the other hostages would be perfectly safe in the tree, he quickly freed Hermione and
pulled her onto his broom in front of him, keeping one arm around her waist as he began flying
away. He saw Krum approaching his position as he flew and almost ignored him until he noticed the
expression of terror on Viktor's face. Krum pointed and shouted, “Behind you!” before flying
toward his hostage.

Harry turned quickly to see a huge fireball headed toward him, and behind the fireball was what
he'd feared the moment he saw Hagrid in the stands - a Hungarian Horntail. He swore as he
swooped down, barely avoiding the blast, although he had a bad feeling that the bristles on his
broom had caught fire. However, he never got the chance to find out.

Harry started to pull back up when he felt like he'd been hit by a tree. He heard a loud
CRACK as his broom broke right in the middle. His hostage fell with one piece while he was falling
with the other. He realized that the dragon's tail had hit them, but was thankful the horns on
it hadn't. With a calm he didn't think he was capable of, he put his wand back in its
holster, pulled a small piece of wood out of his pocket and performed an enlarging charm, restoring
his hoverboard to its original size. As both he and his girlfriend continued falling, he performed
a sticking charm on his right foot so that it would stay glued to the board. He then performed the
first-ever Wronski Feint on a hoverboard, gaining as much speed as possible as he dived below his
girlfriend, catching her about thirty feet above the ground.

As soon as his arms caught her, he lost his balance and found himself upside down and falling.
Pulling his right foot back with as much power as he could, in a move similar to a summersault, he
managed to right himself about five feet above the ground. He heard a loud roar that reminded him
that the dragon was still nearby, so, seeing no alternative, he threw Hermione over his shoulder,
holding her by the legs with only his left arm, while getting his wand back in his hand.

He turned as he gained altitude to see the dragon approaching them. He quickly shot off several
reducto's at the monster that had nearly killed Hermione, managing to destroy one of its eyes.
He was going to fire again, but saw someone else beat him to the other eye. He turned to see Cedric
approaching his position, still headed toward the hostages. As the Horntail roared in anger and
pain, Harry hurried up, hoping the blind dragon wouldn't be able to find him. He was bleeding,
bruised and winded, and didn't know how much more he could take.

He had about a minute's reprieve, during which time he noticed Fleur was limping on the
ground holding a broken broom, before he heard a roar that he'd recognized from a visit to the
zoo. It sounded like a lion, which confused him until he saw four Griffins - lions with eagle wings
- surrounding him from above. He swore, not for the first time during this task. Knowing he
wouldn't last through a fight with those monsters, he decided to find out just how fast his
hoverboard could go. He could see the palace approaching as he tried to out-fly the magical
creatures. He could hear their wings flapping as they got closer, so he realized his plan of
avoidance wouldn't work. He turned and pointed his wand at the first beast he saw.
“*Reducto!*” he shouted before turning to the next and doing the same. After the second was
killed, Krum approached. Harry was horrified to see one of the remaining griffins manage to claw
Viktor's hostage before the Bulgarian blasted its head off. Harry quickly reducto'd the
last monster before both he and Krum raced toward the palace, hoping nothing else was coming.

Although Harry's hoverboard was fast, it wasn't in the same class as a Firebolt, so
Viktor got back to Beauxbatons first and flew straight to the make-shift hospital where his hostage
was immediately treated by one of the Healers while his time was announced. Harry went to that same
destination, where both he and Hermione, who gratefully was uninjured beyond a few bruises, were
examined. He was immediately confined to a bed as his several injuries, including many cuts and
bruised ribs, were treated. He passed out just as the Healer performed a *finite* to detach
the hoverboard from his foot.

Hermione was awakened in time to hear the announcer saying in French, “*Here comes Cedric
Diggory with his hostage. After McGonagall and Krum cut their way through all the obstacles, he
must've had an easy flight.* *At least he was considerate enough to pick up Fleur
Delacour, whose broom was destroyed by the thestrals.*” Within a minute, a broom carrying
Cedric, Cho and Fleur landed in the hospital area. The Beauxbatons champion looked devastated as
she kept saying, “Gabrielle,” over and over as she dismounted the broom. Harry's girlfriend
immediately noticed the French girl's limp, as did the healer, who ushered her to a bed.

At this point, Minerva and Brianna rushed into the tent. “Are you alright, Hermione?” the
headmistress of Hogwarts asked while Harry's sister rushed up to him.

“I'm fine.”

“That's a relief,” Minnie replied. “Now to see just how badly Harry was injured.”

Suddenly it dawned on Hermione that she didn't know her boyfriend's condition. She was
suddenly worried. “What happened?” she asked while turning her eyes to the battered and bloody
figure on the bed across from hers. She got more and more upset as Minerva and Brianna explained
what Harry had faced. “What were they thinking?!” she half-asked/half-screamed at her
headmistress.

“That some people complained that the first task wasn't difficult enough,” she replied
angrily. “I'm sure they thought it was quite entertaining to see all of you nearly killed this
time.”

“So, what was my score?” asked Harry, who'd just woken up after being healed to the point of
only having a few bruises.

Hermione, who realized her boyfriend was trying to lighten the mood, said, “Your aunt actually
hasn't told me yet.”

“Well?” he asked. “I suppose I got second place.”

“Actually, we, that is all of us judges with the exception of Karkaroff, felt that you should
get first place because your hostage was uninjured. Therefore, the scores were that you got 43;
Krum got 42; Diggory got 30; Delacour got 15.”

Hermione added, “That makes the overall scores thus: Harry - 84; Viktor - 83; Cedric - 72; Fleur
- 55.” With an excited smile, she turned to her boyfriend and shouted, “You're in first
place!”

--HM--

Please review. Thank you to those who have.

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38. Harry Potter, I Presume
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*Harry Potter and all characters, etc. belong to J.K. Rowling, not me.*

**Harry McGonagall - Chapter** **38** **-** **Harry Potter, I Presume?**

A/N *Italics* in dialogue will usually mean that the speaker is using the French language
to express the message I've written in English. As previously stated, I don't speak French
and have no desire to butcher that language.

--HM—

It was into the tent with semi-light-hearted group celebrating that, despite all the hardships,
Harry McGonagall was in first place, that a huge man entered. Everyone gathered around the
Boy-Who-Lived-In-Secret recognized him immediately as the former groundskeeper who had left
Hogwarts a few years before to work at a dragon reservation.

“Ello, Harry!” he exclaimed happily. “My, ya' have grown. You, too, `Ermione!”

“Hi, Hagrid,” replied the fourth champion of the Triwizard. He had noticed the half-giant before
the contest began, which had made him suspect the presence of a dragon. While he thought that
fighting a dragon was crazy and the organizers of the event should all be locked up, he wasn't
angry at Hagrid because it wasn't his fault. “It's good to see you. How have you been?”

After the others greeted the world's largest dragon handler, he replied, “I've been
doin' real good. My boss says I have a natural talent with dragons. Of course,” he added shyly,
“that doesn't include identifying gender. I should've named Norbert Norberta.”

Harry grinned at that admission. Hermione asked, “How is *she* doing?”

“Just fine. Harry, you did really good in the task. It's too bad about the creatures that
died…” He looked ready to cry. “…but that wasn't yer fault.”

“I plan on writing a letter of protest over this whole event,” declared Minerva. “That was too
dangerous for fully-qualified wizards to attempt - much less children. It's a wonder all of the
contestants weren't killed! If Harry hadn't thought to bring that hoverboard, then both he
and Hermione would've died.”

“Yeah,” agreed Hagrid. “Beth, the horntail, must not `ave realized ya couldn't fly without
that broom when she was tryin' ta slow ya down. I told her not ta hurt anyone. I hope she can
be healed up right.” He didn't notice that every eye in the tent was glaring at him. He was
saved from a retort by someone else being brought into the temporary medical structure by one of
the Tournament officials.

“Gabrielle!” exclaimed Fleur, who got up to watch her uninjured sister get revived. Harry tuned
out the French conversation that was taking place while focusing on the main thing - he'd
survived the second task and only had one more to go. Then his life would get back to normal.

--HM--

Later that night, after a celebration with his friends, a young English couple walked the halls
of the French magical school hand-in-hand. They knew it would be months before they saw each other
again.

“I wish I could come here for Easter break,” commented Hermione, “But my parents want to take a
trip to Spain instead.”

“I know,” he replied, “and I've got to stay here to keep practicing my spells. Considering
how hard the second task was, I don't even want to think about the third one.”

She paled slightly, but tried to keep a smile on her face. “Yes, you need to keep training as
hard as you can, and I know you'll do great. I think you'll win this tournament.”

He shrugged his shoulders. “I just want this to get over with so I can see you everyday
again.

She studied his face closely. “You really mean that?”

“Yes, I do. I've already told you that I love you. I hate the separation that this stupid
game is causing. I know we talk on the mirrors every day, but it's not the same. I miss you so
much.”

“I'm here now,” she replied seductively as she leaned closer and kissed him.

Some time later, the happy couple showed up at the entrance to the school, so that Hermione
could leave with Brianna, who Harry did hug goodbye after enduring a few comments speculating on
where he and his girlfriend had been and what they had done.

--HM--

In the weeks following the second task, Harry was even more popular than before. He'd
impressed a lot of people with the way he used his hoverboard, although some of them thought he was
insane the way he performed a Wronski Feint with it. Many were trying to convince him to start a
club on enchanting so that they'd be able to make hoverboards and other things.

“You should get a Wizarding patent on hoverboards,” suggested Sirius through Harry's
mirror.

“Actually, Brianna should since she made the first,” added Remus, who was sitting next to Sirius
in America. “I think I'll suggest that the next time we talk. She's the one who figured out
how to do it.”

Harry grinned at the thought of his little sister making a hoverboard presentation to a racing
broom manufacturer. “It's just a guess, mind you, but I think she'd need an adult
representative. Probably Aunt Minnie, since she's our closest magical relative.”

“And one tough lady,” added Padfoot. “I still can't get used to you calling her Aunt Minnie.
By the way, I got you a replacement for your Lightning Bolt. It was a shame what happened to
it.”

Harry sighed. “Yeah, it was. I loved that broom.” He then grinned at his godfather. “What kind
of broom did you get me?”

“Oh, no. That's a surprise,” he replied with a grin. “It's on its way. I'm sure
you'll like it.”

“Moony,” Harry turned to the other Marauder, “Tell me what Padfoot bought.”

“Oh, no, you don't, cub. Remember, Sirius is the one who's here to hex me. You're
not.”

“But…”

“You'll find out when it arrives, and no sooner.”

--HM--

Sitting on the floor of his little room in the stables at Beauxbatons where he did most of his
homework, Harry had his eyes closed. He was breathing in through his nose and out of his mouth
while his hands and feet began growing black fur before changing shape. Soon, fur began to sprout
almost everywhere on his body, with the exception of his head. His arms and legs were reshaping,
too. He could even feel a tail forming.

The night before in their normal mirror call, Hermione had excitedly reported that she'd
managed her Animagus form - a domestic long-haired cat with brown fur - and he was trying to do the
same. He'd grinned and congratulated her for that achievement, and he was genuinely happy and
proud of her, but a small part of him was jealous. He'd wanted to manage it first. Without him
saying anything about that, she'd pointed out that he'd been under a lot more stress than
her this year, and had spent a great deal of time training for the tournament, so it was natural
that he'd take a bit longer than her. He agreed she was right about that, at least mentally,
but still wanted to prove himself capable of that complex bit of magic. Consequently, he was
working on it now.

He could feel his body begin to reshape itself into a feline form, but no matter how hard he
tried, his head wouldn't change at all. His aunt told him that his body wouldn't resize to
the animal's proper size - whether bigger or smaller - until after it had completely changed.
He wasn't sure what type of cat he was, but was hoping for a large panther. Giving it up as a
bad job, he finished for the night and allowed himself to revert to his normal human form. This
wasn't the first time he'd been stopped by this same problem, so he'd already asked his
aunt about it. She simply replied, “You've got to trust your inner animal enough to even give
it control of your head.”

--HM--

“*So, have they told you anything about the third task yet?*” asked Jean-Luc LaSalle, one
of Harry's first French friends. Even though he'd made a lot of friends at this school, he
still tended to eat breakfast with the small group he'd met his first day there. They'd
finished eating and were simply waiting for it to be time for their first class of the day.

He replied in perfect French, “*Not a word. I figure, based off the last event, that we'll
be dodging killing curses, and the winner will be the one who takes the longest to hit.*”

Jean-Luc's girlfriend, Brigit, replied with a frown, “*That's not funny! How can you
even joke about that?*”

Harry shrugged his shoulders. “*It's either laugh about it* *or* *worry myself
into a heart-attack before the task starts.* *Anyway, it should be a bit safer this time.
There were a lot of complaints that the task was too dangerous.*” He grinned. “*I'm sure
my aunt sent the loudest howler of them all.*”

“*That was ridiculous,*” agreed Pierre. “*It's as though they wanted at least one of
you to die.*”

“*Who knows?*” replied Harry. “*That could really be the plan. They still haven't
found out who entered me in this game, nor why.*”

“*Now there's a happy thought,*” said Henrietta.

“*I guess we could change the subject,*” replied Pierre, realizing his girlfriend
didn't want to talk about possible murders. “*How do I make one of those
hoverboards?*”

Before Harry could answer that question, two owls entered the room, carrying one long thin
package together toward him. Harry McGonagall's face lit up as he realized what it must be.

“*That's my new broom!*” he exclaimed as he reached for the package, not noticing his
aunt approaching with a camera as he ripped the parcel open.

“*What kind is it?*” asked Jean-Luc, who was watching with the others.

As Harry examined it, his face moved from confusion to disbelief and finally to pure joy.
“*It's a Firebolt!*” he proclaimed while Aunt Minnie photographed his face. He blinked a
few times from the flash before looking at her in confusion.

“He wanted to see the look on your face,” she said simply before returning to the staff
table.

Harry then voiced the one problem he saw with receiving this wonderful gift. “*How in the
world am I going to make it through all our classes* *today* *before trying this
out?*”

--HM--

That was indeed a difficult challenge for the Boy-Who-Lived-In-Secret as he sat through his
classes, barely paying attention as he daydreamed about his new broom.

“*You're lucky you didn't get detention with how you messed up in Charms class,*”
commented Pierre with a grin as they approached the Quidditch pitch after dinner.

“*I know. I'll admit it,*” he replied, “*but who wouldn't be distracted* *by
receiving a Firebolt**?*”

“*Me,*” answered Brigit, but Harry wasn't listening. He hardly knew that his best
French friends were with him as he marched toward his destination, broom in hand.

“*It's the only broom I know that's truly superior to the Lightning Bolt.*” He went
on describing the world class racing broom's stats until they reached the pitch. He stopped and
mounted it.

He whooped in joy as he flew faster than ever before on a broom that seemed to respond to his
thoughts rather than movement. He missed this. It had been over a month since his first broom had
been broken. While he loved his hoverboard, it wasn't quite the same. He could move much faster
and had more control than he'd ever be able to achieve with his board. Not that there
weren't situations where a board would be better - most Quidditch positions, for example - but
this would always be what a Seeker needed to follow a Snitch wherever it went. He made a mental
note to thank Sirius profusely that night.

--HM--

Harry spent most of his spare time either `testing' his Firebolt, training for the
Tournament, or working on his Animagus transformation, even through Spring Break. As far as
changing into an animal, it seemed Harry was at a standstill. He was, as the saying goes, `so close
but so far away' from achieving his goal. His aunt suggested that he take a break from it and
try it again after the Tournament. She figured he was too nervous about that, especially since he
didn't even know what task awaited him. She was still upset that he'd been forced to
participate.

Finally, on May 22nd at 9 p.m., the four champions were asked to meet with the head
of the French games and sports department. Harry walked out onto the grounds near the Quidditch
pitch where he saw a structure that reminded him of a magical amusement park. It was a seven-sided
polygon shape and was covered in bright colors that appeared to have been spray-painted all over
the place by several different graffiti artists working independently.

“*This, lady and gentlemen, is the final task,*” the man proudly proclaimed. “*While this
structure is already large, it has been expanded inside to be even larger, though I won't say
how much larger. Inside, you will find a maze full of magical creatures. The one who makes it to
the center first will find the Triwizard Cup and win the tournament.* *I should mention that
neither brooms, nor hoverboards, are allowed inside. All you'll bring are your wand and your
wits.* *Mr. McGonagall is in the lead, so he will enter first, followed by the rest of you in
the order of your scores. Have a good evening.*” He then walked off before they could ask any
questions.

--HM--

The next day, Harry was inside an empty classroom that Beauxbatons had provided for him to train
in. (They'd provided similar rooms for each champion so they could train in privacy whenever
they had time). He was currently working on his speed and accuracy in spell-casting and had twenty
small targets placed all over the room, shooting them each with stinging hexes and seeing how fast
he could shoot each one in the bull's-eye using only one wand. So far, the best scores he'd
gotten were either ten seconds while hitting the area just outside the bull's-eye or twenty
seconds hitting the exact target. He had no idea how good he would have to be to win the contest,
so he kept practicing, hoping to improve.

He stopped firing spells when there was a knock on his door. He grabbed a hand towel and wiped
the sweat off his forehead before saying, “*Come in.*”

The door opened, revealing the Transfiguration teacher, Professor Ladue, dressed in his standard
teaching robes. He smiled. “*Practicing your Spellwork, I see. Very good.*”

“*Yes, sir.*”

“*I thought I'd come by to see your progress and give you a bit of advise. While this
method of training is very good, it could be improved. For example, you could animate the targets
so that they're moving, as no doubt whatever you'll be facing during the third task will
be.*”

Harry considered that for a moment before saying, “*Good idea. Thanks.*”

“*You're quite welcome. Also, if you had something attacking you, it would be more
realistic. I'd suggest having one or more of your friends firing simple hexes at you while
you're trying to hit all your targets.*”

“*That's not a bad idea,*” he agreed. “*I hope you're sharing these tips with all
the champions.*”

“*But of course,*” Professor Ladue replied easily. “*Anyway, I must leave now. Good
luck.*”

“*Thanks, Professor.*”

“*You're welcome. Good day.*”

As the teacher closed the door behind him, Harry began casting spells on his targets.

--HM--

Harry McGonagall was in the best shape he'd ever been in on the day of the third task.
He'd been exercising since the previous summer, but he'd managed to bring it to a new level
as he prepared for this challenge. He'd gotten his four best friends to help him train in
exactly the way Professor Ladue had suggested, and had gotten to the point where he could hit all
twenty moving targets in the bull's-eye, while dodging spells, in fifteen seconds. Of course,
he'd only done it that fast once, and usually it took closer to eighteen, but that was his top
score and he was sticking with it.

At long last, the final day of the Triwizard Tournament dawned and the Boy-Who-Lived-In-Secret
woke up nervous and excited. He wasn't as excited about the task as he was about the fact that
his girlfriend would be visiting again. He climbed out of bed early and showered, putting on his
best cologne in anticipation of that meeting.

Despite his getting up early, his love had arrived in the Dining Hall before him and was waiting
at the entrance. She was dressed in a lovely sundress that was a light shade of blue, with her hair
arranged in a simple, yet attractive, style. “Hermione!” he exclaimed as he ran toward her.

“Harry,” she managed before he captured her mouth with his as they put their arms around each
other, neither wanting to let go.

After about a minute of snogging, they heard someone clearing her throat, so they broke apart to
turn their attention to Brianna McGonagall. “If you two are through giving each other
mouth-to-mouth resuscitation, I'd like a hug from my brother. It's been a long time since
I've seen him, too.”

Harry complied, confirming that he did miss her. “Every time I shoot at a target during
practice, I picture your face,” he joked.

“That means *so much* to me,” she replied melodramatically.

“Well,” said Harry with a grin, “shall we sit down to breakfast?”

--HM--

Harry and his family (including Hermione) had enjoyed the day as they sat and walked together,
talking about anything but the challenge awaiting him a few hours after lunch. When the second meal
of the day had been enjoyed, he and his girlfriend walked off for some alone time before the task
at hand.

“How are you feeling?” asked Hermione.

He sighed, “A bit nervous.” He grinned. “Why don't you show me your cat form?”

Smiling, she replied, “Alright,” and with that, she began to change quickly, turning into the
brown long-haired cat.

“You're beautiful as an animal as well as a human,” he told her as he squatted down to pet
her. She purred as he gently stroked her back. “I'm really proud of you.” He then asked, “How
does Crookshanks like your form?”

She backed away and reverted back to human form. “He ran to the other side of the room the first
time I changed in front of him, but then slowly approached me. I'd hoped I could communicate
with him, but he hasn't said a word I recognized.”

“Too bad. It would've been nice.” His face then developed an evil grin. “He doesn't
fancy you, does he? Because if he does, I'll have to…”

Hermione interrupted him by laughing, “Don't worry. He's not your rival.”

“Good,” he laughed. “I'd hate to lose you to a kneazle.”

“You're in no danger of that,” she replied before kissing him soundly.

--HM--

“*Welcome, everyone to the third and final task of the Triwizard Tournament!*” The huge
crowd began cheering and clapping as the four champions gathered just outside the door to the maze.
As band music played, Harry surveyed the crowd, first finding Hermione sitting with Brianna and his
Beauxbatons friends. He loved seeing his girlfriend cheer for him. His eyes then found his Aunt
Minnie sitting with the judges. Then he spotted someone he hadn't expected to find, wearing
colorful Wizarding robes and sporting a long white beard - Albus Dumbledore. Harry then thought he
was stupid not to think the retired headmaster might wish to see this event. He noticed that the
elderly man was clapping rather slowly before realizing that his right hand appeared to be black -
as though cursed. Harry had no time to think about this because at that moment, the announcements
resumed.

“*The points stand thus.* *In fourth place, with fifty-five points, is the Beauxbatons
champion, Fleur Delacour!*” The largest section of the crowd cheered loudly, which made sense to
Harry because he was in France at the very school she was representing. “*In third place, from
Hogwarts, with seventy-two points, is Cedric Diggory!*” He received a decent amount of applause.
Harry grinned as Amos Diggory lifted his son's arm in the air. “*In second place, with
eighty-three points, is Viktor Krum of Durmstrang!*” The internationally famous Quidditch star
received the loudest applause yet. When that had quieted down, the announcer continued. “*And in
the lead, with eighty-four points, is Harry McGonagall of Hogwarts!*” Harry waved to the crowd
as they cheered, doing his best not to let it go to his head.

“*These brave champions will enter the maze in order of their points. Four will begin, but
will four finish?*” The door to the maze structure was opened, and for the first time, Harry
could look inside. Not that it helped, since all he saw was a wall. “*As with the other two
tasks, you will be able to monitor each champion's progress on the screens. Mr. McGonagall,
please step in front of the door with your wand at the ready.*” He complied. “*Let the task
begin!*”

Mustering all the courage he could, Harry stepped into the maze. He was surprised at how quickly
the sound of the cheering crowd disappeared as he made his decision to turn left. The walls seemed
to be glowing an eerie yellow, which was the only light in this maze. He soon came upon an
opportunity to either go straight or turn left, which would bring him closer to the center. He
turned left and took a step, only to attacked by a huge swarm of Cornish pixies.

He started pushing them away from his face while running before stupefying the electric-blue
creatures that were blocking his view. Once he'd hit all fifteen of them, he looked around to
see he was in a dead end so he had to backtrack. Running, he made his way back to where he'd
made a wrong turn and continued his journey.

He soon found another opportunity to turn left, which he did. After taking about ten steps, he
started feeling unnaturally cold. He performed a warming charm on himself, which didn't help
him a bit, as he continued following the corridor as it turned a corner. He began hearing his
birth-mother's screams, begging Voldemort not to kill her baby, and knew what he was facing.
Gritting his teeth and bringing his Occlumency shields up to full strength, Harry looked up and saw
a black-robed figure floating toward him. Forcing the memory of kissing Hermione that morning to
the front of his thoughts, Harry shouted, “*Expecto Patronum!*” releasing a silver tabby cat
to run toward the Dementor, chasing it out of his path.

He ran, yet again, hoping to be long gone before the evil beast returned. Soon, he had a choice
to go either right or left. He could not go forward. He performed the *point me* spell to make
his decision to go left. He knew he'd made the correct decision when he saw the next dangerous
beast. This one had a lion's head, a goat's body, and a dragon's tail.

--HM--

“Bloody hell!” shouted Hermione from the stands. “First a Dementor and now a chimera! What the
hell do they think they're doing?” Hermione kept alternating between covering her eyes and
watching Harry's screen while swearing, which showed how worried she was about her
boyfriend.

“Language, Hermione!” said Brianna with a slight smirk from next to her. She, too, was worried
about her brother, who was sending the strongest *Reducto* he could at the beast.

--HM--

ROAR!!!!

“I guess I made it mad,” mumbled Harry as he watched the monster growl at him. That was the bad
news. The good news was that he was now facing a one-eyed chimera. He pointed his wand at the
creature and shouted, “*Reducto!*” this time hitting the monster's mouth. It rolled
backwards into the wall and fell over. Harry did not wait around to see if it was dead, unconscious
or simply knocked over. He ran as fast as his legs could go, around the nearest corner until he
fell…

…into a pond. It took him a moment to regain his bearings and decide he'd better swim back
up to the surface before he drowned. When he got to the water's surface, he saw the top of a
horse that seemed to be looking at him, expecting him to climb aboard. However, he trusted nothing
in this maze, and immediately realized that it was a…

--HM--

“Kelpie!” explained Hermione. “That's what it's got to be. If Harry mounts it, he's
as good as dead. I hope he remembers to…”

--HM--

Harry concentrated on what he needed to transfigure a piece of cloth he'd ripped off his
shirt into and performed his spell. At this moment, he didn't regret one second he'd spent
studying magical creatures. He formed the cloth into the shape of a bridle and levitated it onto
the water beast, rendering it docile and unthreatening. He then swam about the length of an Olympic
sized pool until he got to the surface he could climb out of before performing a drying spell on
himself. However, his socks still felt wet inside his shoes, but he had no time to waste. A
point-me spell helped him get his bearings and he continued, eventually making a turn that put him
face-to-face with a creature that had the head of a man, body of a lion, and the tail of a
scorpion.

--HM--

“A bloody manticore! A bloody manticore! One sting from that tail will kill him! What is wrong
with those idiots who designed this tournament? Are they really trying to kill all the champions?”
This was said by Brianna, who was now terrified that she was about to watch her brother's
death. Hermione wholeheartedly agreed.

--HM--

“*Wingardium Leviosa!*” Harry shouted, while pointing his wand at the manticore. He wanted
to make sure there was no way that tail could get anywhere near him. He breathed a sigh of relief
when it rose up out of his way. He ran, while keeping his wand pointed at the beast, hoping to get
as much distance between them as possible while he planned his lawsuit against the tournament.
`*What's next,*' he wondered, `*a nundu?*'

Right after he released the manticore to fall, he turned the corner to find a troll. `*I
should've recognized the stench,*' he thought. Remembering, with a grin, how he and his
friends had subdued one during first year, he thought up a strategy. The last time, they'd
summoned its club between them, causing it to hit the troll's head. This time, since he was
alone, he decided to modify that method. He pointed his wand at the monster's club and said,
“*Wingardium Leviosa.*” The club pulled out of the troll's hand and floated several feet
above it. The rather stupid beast looked up at its recently-stolen toy until it fell back down,
straight into its head. The troll fell to the floor, unconscious.

After regaining his bearings, Harry advanced more, until he saw something he'd never have
believed happening. Cedric Diggory shot a *stupefy* at Fleur Delacour. The
Boy-Who-Lived-In-Secret pointed his wand at his fellow Hogwarts student, noting that his eyes
looked glazed over, indicating the *Imperius* curse, and fired a stunning spell, the red beam
connecting with Cedric's torso. He figured that the whole audience had seen what had happened
and would send help, but didn't have time to stick around. He wondered who it was that had done
that to Diggory, pondering whether it was Viktor Krum or not.

He had no time to think about that when he encountered a fifteen-feet-high monster covered in
purest white hair. “I guess you're a Yeti,” he mumbled at the monster long thought to be
related to the troll. “I'm glad I know what scares you.” He then performed a fire spell that
sent the creature backing up away from him, clearing the path to the next and final creature Harry
would encounter, a sphinx.

“I offer a riddle, human,” the creature with a human-head and lion-body said in perfect English,
as though it knew which contestant was which, while Harry wondered about the part-lion theme of
this task. “If you answer it correctly, you may pass. If you do not answer it, you may leave
unmolested. However, if you answer incorrectly, I'll kill you.”

“What's the riddle?” he replied, seeing no harm in hearing the question.

“The answer is one word made of three answers. The first part is to make an attempt. The next is
to not be foolish. The last is not easy.”

Harry thought about it for a few minutes, going over the clues in his mind; finally grinning
when he realized the answer. “Try-wise-hard is Triwizard.”

“Correct,” the sphinx replied, moving out of the way. “You have earned the cup.”

“Harry!” shouted a voice behind him. He turned to see Viktor Krum running.

Not knowing whether or not the Bulgarian champion had cursed Cedric, nor whether Krum himself
was bewitched, Harry ran forward, finally seeing the cup. As a result of his exercises, he was able
to run much faster than the man who spent more time sitting on a broom rather than running. As he
reached the prize, a grin formed on his face. Not only had he survived this tournament he'd
been forced to participate in, but he'd won. He grabbed the cup in victory - before feeling a
familiar pull behind his navel. He'd picked up a portkey.

--HM--

Harry landed in the middle of what appeared to be an old cemetery, but before he could look
around much, he took a stunner to the face, knocking him unconscious, causing him to drop the
trophy.

He awoke to find himself tied to a large gravestone. The location where his lighting scar had
once been was aching and he felt a semi-large cut on his left palm that was still bleeding. He
would not be able to catch his spare wand with that hand. He opened his eyes to see Peter Pettigrew
staring in anticipation at a large cauldron. Before he could even hazard a guess at what was
happening, black smoke began rising out of the cauldron, soon taking the shape of a man, or what
once was a man. Harry shivered in fear as he realized that he had just witnessed the rebirth of
Voldemort.

“Robe me, Wormtail,” the naked, undead dark lord commanded. It was at this moment that Harry
realized Peter was missing his right hand and was still bleeding from the injury. He gasped in
horror at the thought that the rat had done it to himself as part of this dark ritual. After Peter
had helped him into a black robe, Riddle told him to, “Give me my wand.”

“Ah,” said Voldemort as he walked toward him. “I see you're awake now, Harry. I've been
interested in you ever since our encounter in Hogwarts four years ago. I couldn't understand
why your touch destroyed Quirrel, until I developed a theory that you are not who you claim to be.
I've found out everything about you that I could, including your dueling skill, which is why
Wormtail was ordered to stun you on sight. A pathetic wizard such as he couldn't hope to win
against you, had you begun fighting. I couldn't risk anything ruining this ritual.

“Your name and age, along with the apparent absence of the legendary Boy-Who-Lived got me
wondering about whether or not that could be you - no doubt hidden as part of one of
Dumbledore's schemes.” As Tom Riddle came closer and closer, his captive's headache became
worse. Finally, Voldemort placed his finger on Harry's forehead, causing the pain to double as
the scar fought its way through the plastic surgery that had hidden it for so many years. It
appeared fresh, raw and bleeding down the boy's face while his nemesis calmly said, “Harry
Potter, I presume?”

“What of it?” Harry barked, unwilling to cringe in fear of this demon anymore.

“This ritual required that I obtain the blood of an enemy. Anyone foolish enough to oppose me
would do, which means this would've worked even if I were wrong about your identity, but I had
wanted the blood of Harry Potter, and I accomplished my goal. It was I who arranged for your name
to come out of the goblet, Harry. I knew you'd win, although I arranged a bit of help to make
sure, but anyone who could possibly be any threat to me must more talented than the average
wizard.” He sighed happily. “Let's see what you're made of, shall we? Crucio!” Harry felt
that his whole body was on fire as he writhed against his ropes and the granite tombstone. Riddle
laughed.

“But, enough of this. I must invite other guests to see the entertainment.” He walked back to
the still-bleeding Pettigrew. “Wormtail, hold out your arm.”

“Thank you, master,” replied the pale-looking traitor as he held out his right.

“The other arm.” Peter frowned but complied revealing the dark mark, which Voldemort pressed his
wand to, summoning the Death Eaters, who appeared moments later.

They all looked surprised as they surveyed the setting, but Harry didn't pay much attention
to what was said. Voldemort was talking about being disappointed in them for not coming after him
while Harry tried something desperate. He'd easily realized that he was the planned
entertainment for the Death Eater party and decided he didn't want to be, so he attempted his
Animagus transformation, with visions of becoming a panther and killing all the gathered criminals
with his teeth and claws.

His body changed as Harry concentrated, finally desperate enough to even let his head transform.
Then he started shrinking. He was quite disappointed when he realized he wasn't a big cat, but
a small one. In fact, he was a black tabby cat. However, Harry quite easily got out of his ropes
and transformed back into a boy, not noticing that his hair was now its natural black. He grabbed
his wand off the ground.

“I returned,” claimed Wormtail, who was barely standing up.

Voldemort walked toward him until Lucius Malfoy proclaimed, “That boy is escaping!” Riddle
Apparated immediately in front of Harry, leaving Pettigrew to pass out from his loss of blood.

“Going somewhere, Potter?” he asked with a grin.

Harry pointed his wand at the Triwizard Cup and said, “*Accio* Portkey!” just as Voldemort
violently grabbed him. The cup hit the both of them at the same time, and both of them
disappeared.

--HM--

In the meantime, Hermione, Brianna and Minerva were in a complete state of panic. They, along
with everyone in the crowd, had seen Harry grab the cup in victory. However, while they were
cheering, the winner disappeared. It had been over fifteen minutes and now Harry's family and
girlfriend were standing on the ground waiting for some clue to follow. The other champions had
left the maze as well, and were being spoken to by aurors. Dumbledore, with his withered right
hand, was also standing with them. He'd been evasive as usual when asked about his injury, but
did seem very concerned about Harry.

Suddenly, a flash of light interrupted them as, in front of the entire crowd, the Triwizard Cup,
the now raven-haired champion with a bleeding scar, and the newly-revived dark lord appeared.
Riddle managed to stay on his feet, but the Boy-Who-Lived fell to the ground.

The crowd gasped as several of the older spectators recognized the description of the evil
wizard who'd nearly taken over England, using a French phrase as his name. Paying no mind to
the crowd, Voldemort pointed his wand at Harry, shouting, “*Crucio!* No one defies me!”

Harry writhed in pain for about five seconds until a flash of gold light nearly hit Tom in the
face. As he dodged, his spell on Harry ended. Voldemort frowned when he saw who'd just attacked
him. “Dumbledore. I must admit I'm a bit surprised to see you.”

Albus, who'd pulled out his wand and stepped forward once he'd gotten over the shock of
seeing Riddle in a new body, replied, “I, too, am a bit taken aback by your sudden appearance,
Tom.” He sent a silent spell that surrounded the dark lord in a small tornado.

After two seconds, the air funnel pushed out in all directions, knocking most people nearby,
including Harry who'd just gotten up, off their feet. Dumbledore stood firm while Voldemort
spoke. “It was clever to disguise Harry Potter as an American, even changing his appearance, but
not clever enough to fool me.” At that moment, several members of the crowd turned their eyes on
the fourth Triwizard champion, who'd just gotten back on his feet and was aiming his wand
toward his foe. “Give it up, Potter!” Riddle shouted as with a small gesture Harry's wand was
on the ground. Tom then sent a spell toward Dumbledore's direction, causing the grass around
him to grow, rapidly surrounding the aged wizard before moving toward him as though trying to choke
him.

With a flick of his legendary wand, Albus trimmed all the grass around him, making the small
radius he was standing in look like a golf course. Another flick sent the newly-trimmed grass
straight toward Voldemort as Dumbledore calmly said, “I must admit that protecting the
Boy-Who-Lived in that fashion was a wonderful idea. He has grown into an exceptional youth.”

“But that stops tonight!” Riddle proclaimed as he turned his wand toward the boy in question
(once again holding his wand), who appeared to be trying to decide if he should interrupt the duel
between masters or not. “*Avada Kedavra!*” he shouted.

In surprise at being targeted at that moment, with no time to duck, Harry shouted,
“*Reducto!*” hoping the two spells would hit each other. They did. Suddenly, Harry found
himself in a battle of wills with Voldemort as an affect he hadn't planned on occurred. The
beams from their wands were fighting each other. Concentrating so hard he didn't even notice
that the two of them were now inside a cocoon of light by themselves, he pushed his spell all the
way into Voldemort's wand, which suddenly released echoes of its previous spells.

First were echoes of the spells the dark lord had used in combat, followed by ghost-like
representatives of the last people he'd killed. When Lily and then James Potter showed up, they
told Harry in unison, “We love you so much, and are so proud of you. Tell the family that took you
in how grateful we are to them.”

“I will,” promised Harry.

James said, “Release the spell, now!”

Harry pulled his wand away, causing the cocoon of light to fade, revealing that Dumbledore and
Hermione had approached it, but on opposite sides. Harry's girlfriend had ignored the protests
that Minerva had made when she ran up to try helping Harry in any way she could.

The echo of Lily Potter, which only had a few moments to linger, looked at the young woman she
knew her son loved dearly. “Nothing would make me prouder than for you to become my
daughter-in-law.”

Hermione blushed for a moment before Voldemort shouted, “*Accio* Granger slut!”

Harry's expression moved from horror to anger as he watched his girlfriend pulled into the
waiting arms of his worst enemy, his wand pointed at her throat. “Throw down your wand, Potter, or
she dies!”

Dumbledore started to say, “Harry…” but was interrupted by Voldemort shouting, “NOW!”

Harry looked from his girlfriend's shaking head, who was trying to tell him not to do it, to
Voldemort's determined red eyes that were looking for an excuse to kill yet another innocent
muggle-born. While hoping for a chance to get his other wand, Harry tossed his own to the
ground.

“Fool!” shouted Voldemort, as he pointed his wand toward Harry without letting Hermione go.
“*Avada Kedavra!*” Hermione struggled against her captor, trying to put herself in front of
the green beam of light, but couldn't. It hit Harry. He fell at the same time the spell bounced
back at Voldemort, causing him to fall backwards, releasing his hostage, who immediately ran toward
her fallen boyfriend, tears already filling her eyes as the crowd watched silently.

--HM--

Harry opened his eyes to find himself somewhere between life and death, surrounded by white
light. When he realized he was naked, he noticed a white robe on the `ground.' He picked it up
and put it on just before he noticed a woman with long red hair approaching. Recognizing her as
someone he'd just seen, he asked, “Mum?”

“Yes, darling. It's me.”

“So I'm dead?”

“Not quite. You can and should go back to your life. There is a lovely young woman crying over
you right now.”

“Hermione?”

“Yes. She needs you, Harry, just as you need her.”

“Then I'll go…”

“Time here doesn't matter. You will return to the moment you fell no matter how long we
speak. I thought I should first explain to you that the reason you can live despite that vile curse
hitting you. A piece of that monster's soul had been attached to you when you first received
that scar. Plastic surgery couldn't change that.” Harry grinned at that statement while his
birth mother continued. “Now, that abomination is dying.” She turned toward something he hadn't
noticed before - something ugly that was crying nearby. “Now you'll no longer be immune to that
curse, so don't allow it to hit you again. There are more of those monstrous creations in the
world, but Mr. Dumbledore has been destroying them. If he asks you for help with this task, I
suggest you give it to him.”

“But Dumbledore…”

“I didn't say that you should always obey him and trust his judgment, as though he is
infallible. His heart is in the right place, but he's always convinced he's right, and
never seeks the counsel of those that disagree with him. Even Severus himself protested being made
a teacher, but Dumbledore was convinced it was the right thing to do and ignored everyone who
disagreed, which happened to be nearly everyone in England.”

“Severus. Snape? You knew him?”

“Yes, I knew him. We lived in the same neighborhood as children and were friends for a long
time.” She sighed. “I won't reveal his secrets to you, nor excuse his petty, unprofessional
behavior, but I will say that he does want Voldemort defeated. In this matter, you are on the same
side.”

“So Dumbledore was right?” asked Harry.

“Only regarding Severus' side in the war. Not that he should be a teacher. He did far more
harm than good in that capacity.”

“I guess I'd better be going,” said Harry.

“Could you permit me one thing before you go?” she asked. “I'd like to hug my son one more
time.” She then embraced him as he hugged her back for several seconds.

“Bye, Mum,” he said.

“Your father and I love you. Hug your other family for us, too, especially Minerva. You'll
never know how cruel the life she saved you from when she defied Dumbledore would've been.”

“I will.”

--HM--

Harry awoke, finding himself lying on the ground with tears falling on his face like rain. He
opened his eyes to see Hermione's face sadder than ever before. He asked, “What's wrong?
You're acting like somebody died.” Her eyes widened. She grinned. Then she scowled.

“Don't you EVER scare me like that again!”

“Look!” shouted Brianna from afar. She was standing next to Minerva while pointing in the
direction of the fallen dark lord.

He looked to see Voldemort get up with a furious expression and disappear with a small pop. At
the same moment, a dozen French aurors arrived, ready to do battle.

Professor Ladue, who'd been watching the whole battle in fascination, now looked nervous. He
was standing with the other professors, near Harry's family. He'd completely lost track of
the time when his watch beeped, indicating another hour had passed. He casually reached into his
back pocket to retrieve a flask he'd been drinking from for the entire year. He pulled it out
before his hands started trembling, causing him to drop it.

“What's wrong?” asked one of the professors. “I guess it was stressful to watch…What's
going on?”

Barty Crouch Jr. knew the gig was up. He was beginning to transform back to himself. He shakily
pulled out his wand, but was quickly disarmed by a nearby auror who'd noticed the exchange. He
changed completely and was arrested and taken to a French holding cell, where he would be
thoroughly interrogated, revealing that he'd been the one to enter Harry's name in the
goblet, using the signature he'd put on the English Ministry form Harry had filled out during
the summer, evaluating his Hogwarts experience.

It was he who'd turned the Triwizard cup into a portkey and placed the Imperius on Cedric
(who would've gone after Krum next had Harry not stunned him) to make sure Harry won. He would
also reveal that his father had broken him out of Azkaban with his mother's help, and had been
keeping him under house arrest (with the help of the Imperius Curse) ever since.

Harry was taken to the hospital wing to be treated for exposure to the Cruciatus curse, after
which he'd been interviewed by the aurors, who asked him for his memory of Voldemort's
resurrection, which he willingly provided *accidentally* leaving out his escape, wherein he
turned into a cat. Dumbledore left soon after that, saying that he needed to get in touch with the
old crowd, leaving Harry alone with his family and girlfriend.

“So, why did you change your hair color?” asked Hermione.

“What do you mean?” asked Harry, who hadn't seen a mirror since before the task began.

“Your hair is black,” she replied as Minerva conjured a mirror and handed it to him.

“That's your original hair color,” she pointed out.

“I know that,” said Harry, “but I don't know when it changed. Maybe Voldemort did it while I
was unconscious.”

“Harry, did you change into your Animagus form while you were in the graveyard?” she whispered
so no one beyond their group would hear.

“Yes,” he whispered back. “I became a small cat. Why?”

“Until someone is quite experienced at the transformation, when they return to their human form,
they become their natural form without any changes they've made, such as make-up, hair dye, and
apparently transfigured hair color.”

“I like the change,” said Brianna.

“What about you?” he asked Hermione.

“Well,” she replied, blushing, “both looks are good for you, but I do think this is a
bit…better.”

“Then I might as well keep it,” he sighed. “I wonder if I can get my scar covered again.” The
wound had been closed by the healer and now was only a faint line in the shape of a lightning bolt.
However, the healer said it would never completely go away. Of course, he knew muggle plastic
surgery could do that.

“You probably shouldn't bother,” replied Hermione, “since now everyone will want to see your
famous scar.”

“Great. Just great.”

“Are you going to change your name now?” asked Brianna, looking a bit concerned. “Everyone will
want to call you Harry Potter now.”

“I've been Harry McGonagall for as long as I can remember, and I don't want to change
that,” he protested.

“Good. I don't want you to,” replied his sister.

“If someone insists on using my birth name, they can call me Harry Potter-McGonagall.”

--HM--

At the same time in England, a reporter at the Daily Prophet was working on their story to cover
the events that had happened in France. There was no denying that He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named had
returned - far too many witnesses. However, this paper would not be treating the newly revealed
Boy-Who-Lived as a hero the way other publications would. This person read the last few lines about
Harry with a smirk.

*He's been deceiving us for years. He's quite unstable. Isn't it quite a
coincidence that he revealed himself at the same time as You-Know-Who? He may have been working
with him. They did arrive together. He gave You-Know-Who some of his blood.*

--HM--

Please review. Thank you to those who have.

This concludes `Harry McGonagall.' I hope you've enjoyed it.

Look for the sequel, `Harry Potter-McGonagall,' coming out in about a month.

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