Yet Another Sibling Who Lived Fic

AU. Hogwarts, Fourth Year. H/Hr, Terry/Padma, Cedric/Cho, Blaise/Katie, possible Lily/Remus. Hermione is a Gryffindor who thinks the Sorting Hat is several threads short of a full headpiece. She wanted to be in Ravenclaw, where she would not have to deal with idiots like Paul Potter (the Boy Who Lived For The Bloody Spotlight) and moRon Weasley. She's been going out in secret with Paul's Slytherin brother Harry for a year now, and they are finally going public ... Featuring the most violent Lily Evans in fanfiction, paparazzi/comic relief Blaise Zabini, unbeatably smart Voldemort, regretful and confused James Potter and Albus Dumbledore, a Triwizard Tournament with all-new tasks, fractured Marauders, Harry playing Seeker for Beauxbatons, and the Grangers playing dinner hosts to a vampire and werewolf. Also has torture, character death, and scintillating dialogue (whatever that is).