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The Talk

NiaSphinx

Disclaimer: I DONT OWN HARRY POTTER OR ANYTHING CONNECTED!! *sniff* alright? I said it!

Author Notes: Well this is just..a bit weird. Sirius realises that Harry is 15 and a man and needs 'the talk' but it's a bit late. Well yeah that's about it. I know there are loads of these out there. Just some randomness plz R&R!! Thanks!

ITS VERY SHORT SORRY!!!

Sirius smiled awkwardly at Harry, "Harry we need to talk."

Harry raised an eyebrow confused but shrugged, "Alright what about?"

Sirius coughed, "Not here." he said gesturing to the common room that had Hermione, Ron, Ginny and a couple of other people.

{AN: everyone knows about Sirius in this story! he's been proved innocent! But i wont go into the details.}

Sirius motioned for Harry to follow him. They walked up to the Astronomy tower.

"Erm alright. Harry we...we need to have a talk. Man to man."

Harry looked confused, "Alright." he said slowly.

"Harry there come's a time in every mans life where er...I don't know how to say this. I never thought I'd be the one to say this to a kid." Sirius said running a hand through his hair.

Harry humphed loudly, "I'm not a kid." he said.

Sirius grinned, "Alright then. I never thought I'd be telling you this. I mean your 15 and all but..."

Harry froze, "Er...Sirius are you trying to tell me what I think you're trying to tell me?" he asked, his face flooding pink.

Sirius looked nervous, "Harry do you know about...babies?"

Harry fell off his chair with a clunk, "Ow! Shit! Oh crap sorry Sirius!" Harry said rubbing his head which whacked the wall sheepishly.

Sirius tried not to smile, "You shouldn't swear." he said his voice stern but was quivering with laughter.

Harry smiled sheepishly again, "Look Sirius. I KNOW what you're trying to tell me. And look. I know about sex and stuff don't worry."

Sirius looked relieved, "Oh good. So uh who told you?" he asked.

Harry blushed a little, "Er well...no one did exactly but I mean like I've seen tv and what and well I AM 15."

Sirius nodded, "Guess I'm a little late with this then."

Harry nodded, "Yah."

Sirius stared at him, "How late am I exactly?"

It took Harry a moment to understand.

Harry blushed, "Wha? SIRIUS!! Don't go there man! That's just a...no go zone!"

Sirius stared piercingly at him, "Really Harry I'm not kidding. Am I that late?" he asked his voice serious.

Harry wouldn't meet his eyes, "Sirius. Come on. Please."

Sirius stood up and started pacing, "Harry..." he said his voice trailing off.

Harry stood up to face him, "Look Sirius! My sex life is my sex life. You know? I don't really want my godfather prying into it yah know?"

Sirius nodded but continued pacing, "Just answer me two questions alright?"

Harry sighed, "I'll answer them if they're not too personal. Or if I'd be telling something someone else wouldn't want you to know."

Sirius nodded, "So how many times or people have you done it with?" he asked.

Harry blushed, "Just once." he said.

Sirius smiled, "You had me thinking you were sleeping around Harry."

Harry grinned, "And the second question?"

Sirius smile faltered, "Who was it with?"

Harry blushed, "Oh Sirius I don't know if I should..."

Sirius nodded and sat down, "Alright...that's okay. Are you dating her?" he asked.

Harry nodded, "Yeah. We've been going out for quite a while now. We're really serious."

Sirius grinned, "Nope I'm Sirius."

Harry stared at him for a second, "I don't believe you just said that. After the roaring you let rip at Remus for saying that and then you turn around and say it."

Sirius grinned, "Yes well. I'm allowed to it's my name. And don't change the subject!"

"I didn't! You did!" Harry exclaimed.

Sirius shook his head, "ANYWAY! So you're dating the mystery girl, who you've slept with. Are you sure you can't tell me? I wouldn't tell anyone."

"Except Remus right?"

"Well...I can't keep secrets from him." Sirius said looking sheepish.

"Hm. I don't know if I should tell you...she problably wouldn't like it." Harry said.

Sirius let out a relieved sigh, "Good it's a girl." he said.

Harry raised an eyebrow, "Uh...huh. " he said.

"Sorry I was just a little worried that it was a boy. Not that there's anything wrong with gay relationships!" Sirius added hastily.

Harry gave him a peculiar look, "Alright...are you feeling okay Sirius?" he asked worridely.

Sirius said, "Yeah. Sorry I just really want to know who it is. It's killing me."

Harrys mouth twitched, "Alright then. It's Hermione. But you can't tell ANYONE except Remus and he can't tell anyone!"

"HERMIONE!" Sirius exclaimed loudly.

Harry blushed, "Aw shut up." he said his face crimson.

Sirius clapped him on the back, "And you're serious about her huh?" he asked.

Harry glared at him, "I wouldn't have slept with her otherwise."

Sirius smiled, "Well I hope you two have a great time."

Harry smiled, "Well I actually kind of want to get back to her." he said.

Sirius raised an eyebrow, "Why is that?" he asked teasingly.

Harry laughed, "Not like that! It's just that I miss her."

Sirius laughed loudly at Harry, "Oh thats funny! We've been all of what ten minutes??"

Harry blushed crimson, "Well! I love her I'm allowed to miss her!"

"You love her?" Sirius asked.

Harry nodded, "Absolutely. Now if yah don't mind I'm going to head back to the common room for a goodnight kiss and then I'm going to bed. I'm so smashed."

"Your SMASHED?!?!?" Sirius practically roared.

Harry stared at him for a second, "Er...Sirius I think we have a different meaning of the word smashed. I meant like tired."

Sirius stared at him for a second, "Er...sorry. I thought you meant...well nevermind. Have a good sleep, I'll see you tomorrow."

Harry smiled, "Yep g-night."

WAH okay well that was munted. But BLAH it's getting late and I'm tired and I've just been to the hospital today so I'm allowed to be weird. I hope ya all enjoyed it. R&R plz.