The Life of Hermione Granger
A/N: Just a random plot bunny…felt like writing a diary story…takes place summer after fifth year…R/R please!
(Hermione's POV, by the way)
July 15th
1:12
My Room
It's disgustingly hot out…and I've decided that I hate the summer. It was like calling to me, Hermione, come outside and get a tan, it's so nice out! I don't tan, I never have! And yet I was immensely bored, so I put on my two piece swimsuit and lay in the backyard on a lawn chair, reading a book. That's all I seem to do in the summer, read…and eat…and sleep. Honestly, I don't do much else. I called Harry to talk, yet was encountered by a scared man, his uncle, I thought, saying,
Uncle: He's fine I tell you! FINE! We're treating him well, I promise. I promise!
Me: Er…could I talk to him?
Uncle: (suspiciously) Why do you want to talk to him? I tell you, he's fine!
Me: Right…I believe you. Bye now.
That's it, I'm sick of weirdo uncles…well, I don't encounter them too often, but I don't want to encounter another one!
5:30
Although he's my best friend and I love him…I'm really sick of him in this depressing mode. After the phone call I got an owl from Harry, shown below
Hermione
It'd be in your best interest to stop trying to contact me. You, actually, should stop being friends with me altogether. The people I care about die, it's how it happens.
-Harry
My god, he needs to realize that I'm with him on this no matter what! I get it, he's lost so many people and he doesn't need to lose more, but he hasn't lost me! And he won't! Sometimes…urgh…I just want to slap him…yet other times I want to just grab him and snog him.
Where did THAT come from? Whoa, bit of a brain lapse there, Hermione. Maybe a little too much tanning went to your head…I should go eat something, maybe it's malnutrition.
A Little Later
I have eaten chocolate…don't tell my parents! It just looked so tempting, lying there, in that cupboard…what was it doing there anyway? We never have chocolate…Oh well, it's gone now, muhahahaha! Right…maybe a bit too much chocolate. I seriously need some homework to do. Yet I already finished all my summer homework…bah. Well, time for an eventful trip to the library! Yippee! Except it's closed…blech…I'll go tomorrow.
July 16th
2:24
Backyard, tanning
It's really not that bad of a thing to do, tanning. It's warm…Well, I went to the library, got some books. Came home, read them. Well, not all of them. Actually I just finished one of them…I know I know, bookworm, but it was only 200 pages! So it didn't take that long. After said reading, I listened to some music and danced around my room…haha, if Harry and Ron could see me now. I can just picture their reaction to my craziness…
Harry: I'm hurting, Hermione. And all you're doing is dancing around, having a GRAND old time! Don't you care about my pain? Well, DON'T YOU?!
(Again, best friend…but he seriously needs some anger management or something…or maybe a good snogging session…ARGH! TOO MUCH TANNING! MUST STOP!)
Later
Ate more chocolate. Honestly, where is this stuff coming from? My parents definitely didn't buy it! Maybe one of them is like…on a bout of depression, or going crazy from not eating chocolate since their childhood…did they even eat it then?
July 20th
3:20
The past few days I have spent at my neighbor's house…doing random chores for them since they're gone on vacation. I should NOT have mentioned to my parents how bored I was…they decided to burden me with mowing the neighbor's lawn, taking care of their pets, and chores around the house. Well, they're getting back tomorrow. I am FREE!
4:15
I have received an invitation from Ron, inviting me to stay at the burrow for August. Harry's supposedly coming to, though I suppose it took a lot of begging and yelling to get over his `You shouldn't be friends with me! You'll die!' thing…His being there makes me strangely happy…don't know why…maybe it's all that thought of snogging him…NOT AGAIN! OUT WITH IT, YOU EVIL BRAIN!
Later
Right, the chocolate doesn't seem to be helping. Maybe I should try some healthy foods…On to the carrot sticks! Well, my parents seem to want me to go out to supper with them, so write more tomorrow!
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