The 7 Signs of Madness
A/N: Just a little idea that popped into my head one day and decided it was worth a shot. Oh, and Draco is in bold and their actions are in between the little asterisks *action*. Tell me what you think, review.
*I do not own Harry Potter or any Harry Potter related things, if I did I'd be rich. *
Prologue:
Here's the thing,
Dreadful thing really
Oh shut up
Id rather not darling
You just can't go 5 seconds without hearing yourself speak can you?
Apparently neither can you.
Ingrate
Wench
Snake
Twit
Ferret
Weasel
This is going nowhere
I agree
Where was I?
Love.
Right. Love. You see, love is a terrible, maddening disease. It's painful, annoying and time consuming.
Not to mention it's the very first step to insanity
It is insanity. Love is the very definition of insanity.
When you fall in love, your brain seems to stop working.
When you fall in love with someone your heart doesn't understand when things can't be done or why they can't. In fact your heart just doesn't listen to anything but itself! It's insanity! It does things you normally wouldn't dare do. It goes off and tries things you shouldn't do.
The heart has reasons which reason does not understand
What does that mean?
That I really don't understand why I fell in love with you of all people, I mean honestly!
Draco, the point is?
But I don't regret it. No matter how much I went through. I guess my heart knew what it was doing.
Aww….That is so sweet.
But love is still insane
No doubt.
Or maybe it's just being with you that's insane…
Right, and being with you is perfectly sane…
So we are both officially mad.
Well, you are.
Look who's talking.
Anyway, I had been talking about love before I was rudely interrupted.
It was not an interruption. Your explanation was so terribly lame I had to spice it up a little.
Oh! You arrogant ---
Long story short, falling in love with Ginny Weasley was the stupidest, most insane, and irking thing I'd ever done.
Yeah, well, falling for you was no picnic.
I'm not saying it was.
I-uh- ergh!
*Smirks*
Git.
You love me anyway.
How come you are the only human being in the earth that can render me speechless?
It's a gift.
A very annoying gift.
Touché
Whatever Draco.
Whatever? *acts offended* I am shocked you care so little of my opinion you said you were infatuated with me.
Infatuated?
Malfoys don't lie.
Of course, and Weasleys are filthy rich
Well, filthy is right.
*smacks him on the arm*
Damn woman!
What? Did that hurt?
You see how she treats me?!
The sad thing is he likes it.
Do not
Do too
Do not
Do too
You are acting completely immature
Well, I had to stoop down to your level otherwise you might feel repressed
Repressed?
Yes, poor Draco didn't get his snide comments of the day in. How sad. *shakes head mockingly*
You know what's sad Ginny?
Do tell
How you acted when you realized your true feelings for me
This coming from the man who was jealous of Colin Creevey
That is a total lie
Of course it is.
I'm glad to see you have admitted to your fib
Do you know what sarcasm is Draco?
Something that is very unbecoming in my future wife.
I am not you're -
Of course you are.
Since when?
Since now.
Now?
Yes.
When did I agree to that?
When I decided it would be pointless to ask you.
Really? Don't fiancé's get rings? You know huge diamond-y shiny rings?
Begging much?
Well, since I agreed to be your fiancé I figure the best way to let people know I agreed without ever having to open my mouth would be to show them a nice shiny ring.
Like the one on your finger?
What one on...my….
*smirks*
When did that get there?
When I put there.
And when did you….Oh never mind. It's gorgeous.
Now, as my darling fiancé was saying, love is stupid and complete and utter insanity. And it is quite easy to tell when you have fallen in love.
Really?
Very. It only takes seven steps.
More like signs.
The seven signs of madness.
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