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Summary: What do you get when you put the Golden Trio, Two Dynamic Duos and Two Lone Rangers into one house? The Real World, Harry Potter style, of course.
The Real World: Harry Potter Style
Chapter Three: Appliances
Colin had fallen asleep minutes before Ginny walked into her room. She was very pleased with her encounter with Malfoy. Her thoughts were instantly interrupted by a loud snore issuing from Colin's room. She held back a giggle as she crawled into bed she soon fell asleep.
Ginny woke up to the voice of Hermione Granger. Ginny got out of bed and looked around the room, Hermione was no where in sight. Her voice sounded as though it was on the radio or something. Ginny looked up and inspected a black box with tiny little holes in it. This was where her voice was coming from.
"House meeting, everybody meet in the living room." Hermione's voice called.
"It's a speaker." Colin said suddenly. Ginny turned to look at him.
"Good Morning sunshine!" She said cheerfully. Colin groaned and walked back to his room. She turned back to her closet and chose a white cheerleader skirt with a pink ribbed muscle tank top. When she got dressed she met Colin outside her room and they raced downstairs, they had almost reached the stairs to the first floor when Ginny ran into someone, causing her to tumble halfway down the stairs.
"Damnit!" She yelled while holding her leg. She heard two people pounding down the stairs towards her and someone cackling madly.
"Are you okay?" Blaise asked while kneeling by her. Ginny felt flustered at the intense look in his eyes. She blushed and looked down.
"What's a matter with your leg, Gin?" Colin asked as he too, knelt by her.
"What do you think is wrong with it? I fell down the stairs, it is probably broken." Ginny snapped irritably at Colin. She instantly regretted it at seeing Collin's face.
"Colin I'm sorry." She murmured as Blaise inspected her leg, but Colin ignored her.
"I'm going to get Hermione and see if she can help you." He said coldly and left her with Blaise and the person who was still laughing. She looked up at who was laughing.
"Nice thong." Malfoy smirked. Ginny felt her anger rise. She didn't even hear what Blaise said to her until she felt a sharp pain in her shin. She whimpered as he pressed harder.
"Does that hurt?" He asked. Ginny nodded. "It's not broken; I think you've just got a bad bruise. He informed her as the trio and Luna rushed towards her.
"Are you okay?" Harry asked while glaring at Malfoy.
"Ferret-boy there pushed you didn't he?" Ron demanded as he charged at Malfoy.
"He didn't do anything Ron! Stop acting like some fucking rabid dog!" Ginny cried while hanging on to Hermione for support to stand herself up.
"Well, isn't this interesting?" Pansy sneered as she slipped an arm around Draco, but he shoved it off.
"I always knew you had a thing for Draco." She teased, but everyone chose to ignore her.
"Well, Ginny seems to be fine, and everyone is gathered here, we will have the meeting right now." Hermione said cheerfully. Everyone groaned, but Draco and Pansy groaned the loudest.
"Everyone sit down and I'll address some complications we have." Hermione said as everyone sat down. Draco raised his hand.
"Yes Malfoy?" She huffed at his interruption.
"Who died and elected you head bitch?" He demanded. Hermione glared at him.
"Fine, we'll have a cote." She said. "Everyone who wants me as house leader, please raise your hands." Hermione raised her own hand along with Luna, Ginny, Harry, Ron and Colin. Blaise almost did but Draco smacked him upside the head.
"Now, People, Think of all the support I've given." Draco sneered. Pansy straightened up a bit.
"He's not talking about some blow-job in school Parkinson." Blaise smirked. Pansy let out a growl of protest.
"Now everyone, raise your hands and vote for her." Draco demanded. Pansy's hand shot into the air and Blaise's hand went up with extreme hesitation. Draco raised his hand and looked around.
"I said everyone raise their hands." He repeated.
"You can only vote once." Hermione frowned. Draco glared at her and sat back down. Blaise put his hand down but Pansy kept hers up.
"Parkinson, put your hand back down, your pits stink and they need to be shaved." Draco scowled as Pansy put her hand down reluctantly.
"Now, on to business." Hermione said happily and looked down at a group of papers she was holding. "I think we need a chore list." She informed them as she handed out the papers to all of them. Ginny looked down at hers and groaned. She had to clean the bathroom whenever it needs to be cleaned; no way was she going to do that.
"Malfoy's don't clean or follow chore lists." Draco sneered. Hermione turned on him.
"Yes you will."
"No I won't."
"Yes you will."
"No I won't."
"No, he won't because I don't want to either Granger." Blaise said apologetically.
"Um, I'm not going to either Hermione." Ginny said sheepishly. Draco had a triumphant look on his face when Ginny said this.
"See, even Miss. Weasley here is on my side." Draco sneered.
"I'm not on your side ferret-boy; I'm on the side that's against the chore list." She spat.
'That would be my side." Draco smirked. Pansy was mad at all the attention the littlest Weasley was getting from Draco.
"I don't want to do the stupid chore list either." Pansy yelled out. But Draco didn't even listen to her. Soon everyone (except Hermione) agreed that they didn't want to do the list either.
"Fine! We'll just live in a messy house, fine by me!" She yelled.
"I know I'll hire a maid." Ginny said and ran off to use a phone.
"Hermione, what are you making for breakfast?" Ron asked. Hermione glared at him.
"Make it yourself!" She huffed and left the room.
"Barking mad." Ron mumbled.
~*~
Blaise walked through the house aimlessly. He was rather bored, so he decided to seek out the company of a rather lovely Virginia Weasley. He looked in each room as he passed by. He continued to walk down the halls until one room caught his eye. He stopped and went inside. Some of the things he recognized. Like the pool table, the TV and the 1000 different card decks that were stacked behind a card table that could sit nine people.
"How convenient." He thought. He walked over to the TV and inspected a purple cube thing that was hooked up to the TV by a cord. It had four weird shaped things with buttons on them attached to the purple cube by cords. He looked over at the next TV which had the same thing attached to it except it was more of a rectangular box and it was black. Blaise pushed some of the buttons, but nothing happened. He continued to press different buttons when he felt someone standing behind him. He turned around and looked up.
"Creevy, do you know what these things are?" Blaise asked. Colin nodded and turned the TV on that had the purple cube attached to it.
"This is a game cube." Colin said while pointing to the purple cube. "Muggle's hook them to their TV's and play games." Colin told him while putting in a small disk and pushing a button on the game cube. Colin handed him one of the weird shaped things that were attached to the game cube.
"This is a controller; you use it to control the character or thing you are playing as." Colin said. He continued to explain to him what different things the buttons did, certain games that could be played and about the gray rectangle thing that was hooked up to the other TV. (This is called a play station 2 or ps2 for short)
"What game are we going to play?" Blaise asked enthusiastically.
"Super Smash Brother's Melee." Colin told him while choosing the setting for the game. Blaise already knew what the buttons did what but he was still a bit confused.
"Now, choose a player." Colin said. Blaise looked at the screen and chose a guy named Ray while Colin chose a small boy named Young Link.
"I'm going to beat you." Blaise smirked as Colin chose a stage to play in.
"Why do you think that?" He asked.
"Look how small your character is to mine." Blaise answered.
"We'll see." Colin said quietly. Just then Draco Malfoy marched in followed by a yelling Ginny.
"You have no right to go through my drawers and take my knickers!" She yelled at him. Blaise looked over at Draco and noticed he was holding something silky and black that had green things on them. Draco threw the silky garment at Blaise. He caught it and looked at it.
"Black silk panties with green snakes on them?" Blaise asked skeptically. Ginny scowled and charged at Blaise.
"Give me those." She snapped and marched out the door with the silky knickers clenched in her hand. Draco smirked and walked over to Blaise.
"What the hell are you doing?" He asked while taking a seat next to him.
"I'm playing Super Smash Brothers Melee on game cube." He answered and turned his attention back to the screen. He had one life left and 200% damage. While Colin still had all his lives left. Blaise scowled as his character flew across the stage and fell.
"I win!" Colin yelled as he pumped his fist into the air.
"You lost to a mudblood?" Draco asked.
"Shut up, I bet you can't beat him."
"Wanna bet?"
"10 galleons."
"Deal." Draco pushed Blaise aside.
"Teach me how to play this fuck cube thing." Draco demanded as he held the controller upside down. Colin turned the controller the right way and calmly taught him everything he had taught Blaise. They were just about to play when Ginny walked in along with Luna, Pansy and the trio. Ginny sat down by Blaise on the couch. (This would be behind Draco.) Luna, Ron, Harry and Hermione sat on the couch while Ginny and Pansy sat by Collin. (Since there was no other place to sit) A slow blush crept up Colin's checks at Pansy's closeness.
"Are you ready daddy's boy?" Colin sneered, doing a very bad impression of Malfoy. Draco merely nodded and they started.
Whenever Draco was about to kill Collin Ginny would kick Draco in the back. Whenever Colin was about to kill Draco Pansy moved her leg up and down Colin's.
Finally they were on the last life. The tension in the room was so thick you could slice it with a butter knife.
A half an hour later Colin was at 300% damage and Draco was at 305% damage, and both were on their last life. Everyone was at the edge of their seats shouting at the person they wanted to win, telling them what to do. Draco was about to do his winning move when Hermione got up and turned off the game cube. (She was the only one not shouting.)
"What the hell did you do that for fucktard?" Draco screamed at her. Everyone was also shouting in protest.
"It causes to much bad tension in this house, I hereby ban these gaming things from being used." Hermione ordered. At fist everyone wasn't sure if they had heard her correctly so everyone was silent, but when Hermione began to unhook the game cube from the TV all hell broke loose. Everyone began shouting and yelling. They argued for a few minutes before Hermione yelled.
"Stop!"
:silence:
"I am getting rid of this thing; don't you see what it has done?" Hermione asked while putting her hands on her hips.
"Who made you Judge, Jury and Prosecutor?" Draco yelled.
"This thing has turned everyone against me." Hermione yelled back.
"Everyone has been against you from the start." Draco shot back.
"Fine, you can keep your video games, but you'll wish I had got rid of it though." She said through clenched teeth and stalked out of the room. Harry and Ron ran after her with Colin and Luna following behind. (Probably hoping to see a fight between the trio) Blaise looked around the occupants left. Draco, Pansy, Ginny and himself were still here. As soon as the new found silence had settled upon to room Ginny scrambled up to the game cube.
"Someone play with me." She whined while picking up a controller.
"How many fingers would you like?" Draco smirked. Ginny took a minute to comprehend what he just said before attacking him. She pinned his arms above his head to the floor and straddled his waist. Pansy's mouth fell open in shock and Blaise just watched.
"Apologize." Ginny growled.
"I rather like this position we are in Weasley, I say we take it up to the room though." Draco smirked and thrust his hips up in to hers a couple of times. Ginny squealed and rolled off of him.
"You're disgusting." She whined. Draco leered at her and grabbed a controller and threw her one too.
"Let's play."
Draco taught her everything he had been taught and they put in a game called Moral Kombat. They were so into learning the game and playing it that they didn't hear Blaise and Pansy leave. After a half and hour Draco said.
"We need alcohol."
~*~
Harry patted Hermione's back awkwardly.
"Hermione, you're a great leader." Harry said slowly.
"But?" She sniffed.
"You're just a little bit too pushy." He explained which caused another round of crying from her. Ron looked at Harry horrified. Luna and Colin were also trying to cheer Hermione up. All of them jumped at the door bell ringing. Hermione removed herself from Harry's arms and went into the next room. She saw Pansy and Blaise sitting in the living room just staring at each other.
"Thanks for getting the door." She grumbled. Blaise and Pansy paid her no heed. Hermione sighed and opened the door.
"You called for a maid?" The woman at the door asked in a friendly voice. Hermione looked the woman up and down. She had shiny black hair that hung down to her waist, her eyes were dark brown and she had fair olive skin. She wore a plain body fitting halter black dress with black heels.
"Um, well, one of my housemates did." Hermione said slowly. The woman smiled and held out her hand.
"My name is Kandy."
"My name is Hermione." She greeted while shaking Kandy's hand.
"I thought I'd come a day before I start to meet the people of the house." Kandy told her.
"Well, come in, that was very nice of you." Hermione smiled. Kandy took her shoes off and followed Hermione into the living room where Pansy and Blaise were still staring at each other.
"Um this is Blaise and Pansy, guys, this is Kandy." Hermione introduced but they weren't paying attention to her.
"Our new maid." She added. This got a reaction out of Blaise. He turned towards the two women and got up instantly at the sight of Kandy.
"Can I taste you? Blaise asked in a husky voice while taking Kandy's hand and kissing it. She giggled as Blaise ran kisses up her arm. Pansy and Hermione scowled.
"C'mon I'll introduce you to everyone else." Hermione said through clenched teeth.
She guided Kandy into the kitchen where Harry, Ron, Colin and Luna appeared to be playing the game Clue.
"I didn't know Clue was a contact game." Hermione commented. They all looked up at the sound of her voice.
"It is if you're losing." Ron growled which caused everyone at the table, but Ron, to laugh.
"Ron have you ever considered going to anger management?" Luna choked out through giggles. Ron glared at her then turned his attention to the unknown woman standing by Hermione.
"Who's that?" He grunted.
"Our new maid." Hermione told him.
"My name is Kandy." She smiled.
"Aren't you a little too pretty to be a maid? Shouldn't you be a model or something?" Ron asked skeptically.
"I'm a maid part time to pay off my modeling school loan." She explained. Ron looked uninterested. The smile began to slip off Kandy's face.
"Aren't you here a day early?" Ron asked.
"I am a day early to meet my new employers." She answered stiffly. Hermione cleared her throat.
"This is Colin, Luna, Harry and Ron." Hermione told her while pointing to them in turn. Katherine did a double take.
"Harry? Harry Potter?" She asked excitedly. Harry nodded. "You defeated he-who-must-not-be-named!" She said impressed.
"Try not to let it bother you." Harry joked, which caused a giggle to escape her mouth. Hermione seemed rather ruffled at this flirting. She grabbed her arm once more and led her upstairs to the game room where Hermione presumed Ginny and Draco still were. She prayed that everything was fine and that Draco and Ginny hadn't killed each other or caused heavily bodied harm to each other. When they reached the door to the game room she hesitated going in right away.
"What are you waiting for?" Kandy asked.
"Um, nothing." Hermione lied and opened the door. The sight that greeted them was very surprising. Ginny, who Hermione had never seen drink alcohol in her life was drunk along with Draco. Hermione's mouth hung open in shock.
"Look at the blood Draco! It's red, like you hair." Ginny giggled.
"My hair is red? That must mean I'm a Weasley, which means I'm your brother." Draco reasoned.
"Really? Let's get married!" Ginny suggested excitedly.
"Okay." Draco took her arm and guided her to the door.
"You must be the priest." He asked stupidly to Kandy.
"Um, not I'm-"But Draco cut her off by dragging her to the table.
"Oh daddy, you big prick! I'm so glad you could make it to my wedding!" Draco said happily. Hermione looked around to see who he was talking too, but no one was around. Draco's eyes glazed over as he walked towards her.
"Who are you-"But she was interrupted by Draco enclosing her in a bear hug.
"I hate you father, but I'm glad you could come." Draco said while releasing Hermione.
"Now who's going to be the bride?" Draco asked Ginny. She raised her hand.
"I want to be the groom boom boom." She said excitedly.
"Then I'll be the bride." He said and wrapped himself in a blanket.
"Don't I look pretty?" He asked in a baby voice.
"Yes." Ginny answered earnestly.
"No!" Draco cried and hid himself.
"You can't see the bride before the wedding day silly." He whined.
"It is the wedding day silly." Ginny squealed while dragging him over to the table where Katherine stood. Draco stood up and they faced each other.
"I do!" Ginny said happily as Draco passed out. Ginny looked down at his sleeping form and kicked him
"I think he died." She said seriously. She turned towards Hermione.
"What are we going to do?" She asked.
"I don't know." Hermione answered confused, but Ginny wasn't paying attention to her anymore. She was stumbling her way towards the beer.
"I know what will cure you! Some cough syrup will do good for that heartburn" She slurred and took a drink.
"Ginny don't drink anymore!" Hermione yelled while running towards her. She grabbed the bottle from Ginny and set it down.
"How did you guys get so drunk?" Kandy asked, finally getting over her surprised she saw the too drunk people.
"Green!" Ginny yelled and looked around the room.
"Good night." She murmured and passed out.
~*~
Ginny woke up to someone calling her name. She opened her eyes and was face to face with Draco.
"Ohh, Draco I think I have a hangover." She moaned.
"Here take this." He said and handed her a glass. She drank it and in minutes she felt better.
"Thanks." She mumbled and got up but Draco pushed her back down.
"Why'd you do that?" She asked frustrated. He smirked and leaned his face closer to hers.
"Where are we?" She asked while looking around.
"We're in one of the guest rooms." He shrugged. Ginny smiled and brought her hand to his face. She suddenly felt the need to be close to him. She didn't know where this feeling came from. Felling her need, he brought his lips down to hers. She brought her hands to the back of his head and pulled his head down, deepening the kiss. His tongue pushed at her mouth, demanding access. She opened her mouth, allowing him in. As he explored her mouth with his tongue Ginny felt as though she was on fire. She stopped kissing him when she felt someone else in the room. She peeked over Draco's shoulder.
"Who's there?" She asked.
"I want you." A deep male voice came from the door. She gently moved Draco aside.
"Oliver Wood? What are you doing her?" She asked flabbergasted. He briskly walked over to her and planted a chaste kiss on her lips.
"I want you." He repeated in a husky voice. Then Draco was kissing her neck as Oliver was kissing her lips.
"Mmm, just like that." She moaned.
"Ginny." A female voice called. Ginny looked around but nobody was there.
"Ginny, Ginny wake up." The voice said again. The room began to fade and darkness replaced it.
"I think she's waking up." Ginny heard someone say. She opened her eyes and saw she was surrounded by everyone form the house except Draco, who was replaced by a really pretty woman who look familiar to her. Ginny felt extremely dizzy.
"I don't fell so good." She whined and rubbed her temples.
"I don't doubt it, you were so drunk, and you were mumbling in your sleep, what did you dream about?" Harry asked. Ginny blushed.
"Uhh, where's Drac-Malfoy?" Ginny asked. The whole room erupted into laughter.
"Your lovely bride is puking his guts out in the bathroom across the hall." Ron chuckled. Ginny looked at him oddly. He must have noticed the confusion on her face.
"You don't remember anything do you?" Ron asked. Ginny was beginning to get frustrated.
"Does anyone have a potion for my hangover?" She asked.
"We have to live like muggles; you'll have to wait it out like muggles do." Hermione lectured. Ginny groaned and closed her eyes. She opened them again when she heard someone come in.
"Damn headache! How can muggles live like this?" Draco yelled. Ginny smiled to herself.
"You'd think if the place is big enough to have a gym they'd think 'Hmm, people are going to have parties, which means people are going to drink! We should make a hangover potion!'" Draco complained. "Muggles don't know magic!" Hermione yelled.
"Shut up everyone!" Ginny screamed. Everyone fell silent.
"Don't talk anymore, I don't know about you Malfoy, but I feel like shit. So I'm going to sleep." Ginny told them and covered her face with her blanket. Draco looked at her then turned towards the house group
"She's got the right idea." He told them. He walked over to the bed next to her.
Captain Pirate Jack Sparrow's Notes: Oh when it all, it all falls down! I'm telling you ohh, it all falls down and then...That's the chap, R/R!
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