Chapter 2
Clones, Clothes, and More Hormones
Harry stood motionless like a soldier at attention. Not even daring to look anywhere but the wall as he heard the shower curtain rustle and open. Then he heard dainty footsteps in the film of water on the shower floor. Suddenly he was surround by naked clones. Before he could react one way or the other they began to wash him. One scrubbed his back with the washcloth the other two, used soap and their bare hands. They washed every inch of him. Harry didn't know how he got through it. But finally it was over. He stepped out of the shower and grabbed the towel that one of them was holding out to him. Once he had Wrapped the towel around himself the three Hermiones turned around and walked out of the bathroom. As soon as they were gone Harry dropped the towel and walked back into the shower.
"Now for a cold shower," he muttered. After he got out of the shower he decided to go to bed. He walked into his bedroom, stripped to his boxers and slid under the covers. He was asleep almost before his head hit the pillow.
Not long after midnight he awoke to the feeling of a weight on his chest. Puzzled he groggily forced his eye open. To his horror he found all the Hermiones in bed with him two were laying on either side of him in the king sized bed and #1 as he called her was laying on top of him with her head on his chest right below his chin. His slight stirring woke her and the other girls up. #1 reared her self up and stretched like a cat.
"You didn't come and get your good night kisses!" she said in a husky voice before Harry could react she gave him a long gentle kiss. Then when she was done he was grabbed and kissed by another duplicate then another and another and another until he had been good and kissed by all of them. Then they settled down and when back to sleep. The clone on top of Harry nuzzled him slightly as she dozed off again.
The next morning Harry was just getting out of his third consecutive cold shower when Ron arrived.
"What's the plan, Harry?" He said.
"Well," replied Harry, as he sat down at the table only to have his Breakfast fed to him, "after I go to Gringotts and get some money we're taking these girls shopping."
"Shopping," said Ron, "Why?"
"Because it's going to be tough enough to keep my neck out of Rita Skeeter's noose without these clones parading around in my knickers all day."
"Good point," said Ron, "Wait said Ron I've got an idea." He walked out to his car and returned with a blue dress.
"I was taking this to Ginny from Mum," he said then quick as a wink Harry duplicated the dress and tailored it to fit the Hermiones.
"There," he said, "Now were ready to go." After a stop at the bank to withdraw a rather large some of money Harry changed it to muggle money and decided to take the girls to a mall in London. They immediately went into one store after another.
"Well," said Ron as he and Harry sat on a bench waiting for the Hermiones to make up their minds, "And here I was afraid we were going to have to teach them how to shop." Harry smiled
"I'm beginning to think that shopping is an instinct that girls are born with!"
Harry stretched, then stood up and took a stroll around the store. When he got back. He found Ron dozing on the bench, the money gone, and the five Hermiones nowhere to be seen.
"Ron!!" he snapped. Ron sat up so fast that he fell of the bench.
"What is it?" he said
"Where are the Girls and the money pouch I left you with?" Ron looked around
"They were here a minute ago!"
"Let's split up," said Harry, you go left and I'll go right." They ran out of the store and went in separate directions. Harry began looking in every store he passed.
"Only Ron could misplace a group of five identical girls," he muttered he was just passing a Victoria's secrets shop when he heard a feminine voice call his name.
"Harry." Harry turned and saw Ella hurrying toward him from the shop.
"Harry," she said, "Wanted to apologize for the way I acted last night it was clear that you were as much in the dark about those clones of Miss Granger as anyone. I'm willing to give you a second chance, how about dinner and a little TLC at your place tonight?"
Before Harry could think of an excuse he heard a wolf whistle out of nowhere Harry looked up to see four of the five Hermiones standing there all wearing matching red lace and silk robes and matching one piece lace teddies. One of the men was walking by was so busy looking at the four Hermiones that he walked right into a ladder. On top of this ladder was a man painting the top of the wall. His paint can was knock of the top of the ladder where it landed on the head of another man covering his eyes. The man with the paint can stumbled around and bumped into another man who grabbed for something as he fell and ripped the back out of his girlfriends skirt. She screamed and fled into the bathroom.
To other men were passing by and one of them let out a low whistle.
"Wow five of them." He said looking at Harry, " I'd like to know what that guy thinks he's doing dating five sisters at the same time."
"Humph," replied the other guy, "I'd like to know how he does it!"
" Dinner and a little TLC, sounds good," said clone #1 as she emerged from Victoria's secret wearing black leather, carrying a riding crop, and looking like something out of an x-rated fantasy magazine "unfortunately you won't be there." Before Harry could react the other four clones knocked Ella face down in the puddle of white paint there on the floor then one oven gave her a shove and she slid across the floor, off the edge of the elegant raised walkway and into the fountain.
"Come on girls," said #1, "lets take Harry home and put him to bed!"
Just as the clones began to lead Harry away Ron appeared.
"Uh Ron, A little help here." Pleaded Harry
"I'm afraid you are on you own this time, Mate." Replied Ron.
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