Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter and it's characters. It all belongs to JKR.
It's 7th year, and It's Crazy
Chapter 1
September 2
Dear Diary,
I'm keeping a record of my life from this day forward, just in case I become a famous witch and regret it later. I'll be writing whenever I have time, which probably will be about once a week. You can fill in the gaps. Anyway, today was the first school day of my last year at Hogwarts. My boys have changed so much, but I guess I have too. Gone are the boys with the high voices and skinny limbs. Gone is the girl with buckteeth and bushy brown hair. We have all truly grown up.
As the years have passed us by, little things have happened. Harry and Ron's voices got deeper. I got breasts. Harry and Ron got taller, and I well, got, uh breasts. Anyhow, feelings have changed too. Somewhere in 6th year, Ron finally stopped being an idiotic prat, and realized that he had deep feelings for Luna. So now they're going out and argue every day like an old couple. Everyone assumes they're going to get married, and Mrs. Weasley could not be happier.
Percy finally came to the conclusion that the Harry wasn't really a "dangerous and volatile young man." To make up for his "unreasonable behavior" I think he wrote Ron a letter telling him to make sure he stays friends with Harry; quite the opposite of his previous one. With Draco's (and yes, I do call him Draco now) father in prison, the young man thrived, and has never been nicer. He has taken to calling me Mione and not Mudblood. For this, I am thankful. He's actually found another way to pester Ron. He's dating Ginny. While Ginny is absolutely in heaven, I'm not sure Ron feels quite the same way about this little arrangement. Harry has become a little more reserved after Sirius died, but has taken on his godfather's taste for girls. It's quite annoying, really. He's been going out with Sarah Simmons of Hufflepuff for since May of last term. Honestly, he needs to find himself a real girl. Someone smart, and brave, and understanding. Someone who will sit up for hours and talk about the meaning of life. Someone who is totally in love with him, not just his ravishingly handsome face, or perfectly shaped behind. In other words, someone, like me.
I know what you're thinking. Hermione? Hermione Granger has a crush on Harry Potter?!?!?!? But…but…but, she's his best friend! The horror! Alright, so honestly I have no idea when my feelings changed from platonic to...well whatever they are now. Was it when my hair started to naturally curl instead of frizz? Was it when I started wearing less baggy clothes? Or was it the time I walked in on him in the shower? I mean one minute it was like, "Harry Potter is a really good friend of mine." And then all of a sudden I was looking at him and I was like, "Where is my best friend, and who is that fine looking bloke?" It was like BAM! Don't worry, it's not just a physical attraction. It's so much more. I have officially lost count of the number of times I've been in mortal peril -b/c I'm friends with him- and he's saved me. It's amazing how he always puts others before himself, all the while exercising his excellent looking glutes. I now can fully appreciate why Parvati, Lavender, and most of Hogwarts' female (and some male too!) population has pictures of him on their nightstand. He's the guy that every girl wants and every guy wants to be.
I may not measure up to his usual girlfriends in the beauty department, but I do turn a few heads now and then. I'm about 1.7 meters tall, and 54.54 kg. My hair is under control most of the time, and when it is, it falls in loose light brown curls past my shoulders. My figure filled out enough so that maybe someone will ask me to the Christmas Ball even if it's not Harry. I wear nice clothes and according to Parvati and Lavender "have major potential" They're still trying to convince me that I should let them "beautify" me. I'm not sure how to take that. Oh well. I have a feeling that this year is going to be very interesting.
Love,
Hermione Granger
Head Girl
P.S. As you can see, I got Head Girl. My parents were so pleased they bought me new dress robes (wish I had a use for them, pity I don't) Harry got Head Boy.)
Major Sightings
Ron and Luna snogging each other's brains out in the Astronomy Tower. (Hmmm no surprise there. I was on patrol)
Ginny and Draco walking down by the lake holding hands while Ron was hiding the bushes. (hmmm, I wonder when Ron scheduled a time to beat Draco up)
Harry snogging and groping Sarah Simmons under the Gryffindor Quidditch stands. (*winces* A little too much information there)
Sarah Simmons later snogging Terry Boot behind the tapestry of Merlin and the unicorn. (Poor Harry, he deserves better. I wonder when he'll find out.)
Harry looking a little lost after he saw Sarah and Terry. (See above comment.)
Neville shyly holding hands with Lauren, a Gryffindor in the year below. (so they finally got together)
Lavender and Parvati offering free makeovers to the "less fortunate looking" students. (Erm, no comment)
Dean trying to teach Seamus how to play soccer. (comical)
Crabbe and Goyle attempting to hit the bludgers with their bats, but ending up in the Hospital Wing with twin concussions. (I'm not sure what hurt more, when Goyle hit Crabbe with his bat -b/c a bludger was about to hit Crabbe-, or when Goyle fell off his broom in his attempt.)
Professor Snape taking 20 points off Gryffindor b/c he caught Ron and Luna. (That is so wrong for Snape to go up to the Astronomy Tower.)
Author's Note:
Yay, there's the first chapter. It's just an idea I got when I was reading some poetry I had written. If you've any advice, criticism, warm fuzzies, please review and tell me what you think. REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW! The more the merrier.
Happy Holidays,
SlaptheWhiteFerret
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