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It's 7th year, and It's Crazy
Chapter 2
September 9th
Dear Diary,
This week was utter chaos on the whole boy/girl w/e, dating front, you know what it's like. So anyways, in my last entry I said that Harry has taken Sirius' liking for the girls. Well, he took this to an all time high this week. He and Sarah have been dating for 5 months, and it was getting pretty serious. Serious enough to scare me, well Harry dating any other girl besides me scares me but whatever. The two "lovebirds" rarely could be out of each other's site, and over the summer Harry spent a great deal of time at her house in London, only THE WHOLE SMEGGING SUMMER! He only came to The Burrow for a week to pop in and eat. What ever happened to the "friends stick together, girl/boyfriends aren't forever" saying? Okay, I'm getting a bit carried away.
What I mean to say is that they were totally and completely taken with each other, but for completely different reasons. Sarah was taken with Harry's popularity and his bum. She loved being in the limelight of all the popular teen magazines in the Wizarding world, such as, TeenWitch, The Glam Owl, and of course The Daily Prophet for Teens. Harry loved having the privilege to squeeze the ass of the most popular and pretty girl in our year. A bit sickening honestly. I guess blokes just can't help themselves. I once had this truly close up view of them when I walked in on them kissing in the common room. Disgusting, though I'm not sure I would mind Harry squeezing my nether regions like that. That is a hippogriff of a different color! So anyway, they've been together for a very long time. So when Harry saw Sarah snogging the hell out of Terry, he was naturally surprised and a tad bit, shall we say upset? And you know that things erm, happen when wizards like Harry are upset. Well, the next morning, Sarah happened to receive a letter, which broke up with her in 7 different languages and then transformed into scissors, which chased her around for the rest of the day. The last time I saw her, well let's just say it nicely, her hair had been cut off and she looked like a rubber chicken. It was absolutely brilliant. I actually feel a bit bad for the girl, well not too bad, but maybe just a smidge, I mean who wants to look like a light bulb? Good news is that Harry is available; bad news is that there are bets going on about whom he will ask out. Brooke Adams, an American Ravenclaw in the 6th year is winning, with a 1/3 chance. Right behind her is her twin sister Christie with a 1/4 chance. If Harry asks one of them out, the best I can say at least they're not stupid. When will he come to his flaming senses about the whole love thing? I know he's trying to channel Sirius' spirit or something, but sometimes he acts like a jerk.
Last year, he dyed Draco's hair pink (this was before Draco became nice) and cursed him so that whenever Draco tried to say anything, it came out as, "I sleep in pink bunny pajamas with feet." I felt bad for Draco, even if it was funny.
Draco was pretty shaken up this week. Ron cornered him in DADA and warned him that if he laid a finger on Ginny, Ron *gasp* would call Mrs. Weasley. Draco was very frightened at this prospect. Possibly because he's not her favorite person to date her only daughter, and possibly because he knows Mrs. Weasley will tell all the Weasley men. Poor Draco.
Classes have gone okay. I'm taking N.E.W.T. level DADA, Potions, Ancient Runes, Transfiguration, and Arithmacy. Of course, these classes are extremely challenging even for the most talented witch or wizard; even for me!
Oh, I almost forgot. The Gryffindor's were having Quidditch tryouts, and as the captain, Harry was running them on half the pitch. The Slytherin's were practicing on the other half. Well, the two dunderheads actually managed to hit the ball this time, 1/10. They're progressing skill wise rapidly, aren't they? Anyway, the bludger they hit, didn't exactly hit the target they were aiming for. Instead it rocketed towards Harry, hit him in the head, and knocked him off his broom. He fell a hundred feet and lay in a crumpled heap on the grass. His teammates flew down to check on him, and I rushed from my seat in the stands to his side. He was a bit woozy as I brought him around with a healing charm. And he might have been suffering from memory loss or something, but I could have sworn he said, "Thanks Mione, I love you." Before he passed out. If indeed he did say this, than the probability that he was delusional is a big whopping 100%. Or maybe he meant it in the friendly way. Or maybe he has yet to confess his burning desire for me. Hey, one can dream, can't they?
It's getting a bit late, and I'm going to nip down to the kitchens for a cup of drinking chocolate before bed. And yes, I have stopped boycotting the consumption of food made by house elves. I have found other ways of fighting for S.P.E.W.
Love,
Hermione Granger
Head Girl
Major Happenings
Not too much stuff going on:
More kissing, a lot more kissing.
Terry comforting Sarah after the scissors attacked her.
Harry, Ron, and Draco cracking up about the break up.
The Adams Twins chatting up Harry.
Neville looking slightly ruffled as he climbed out of the broom closet with his girlfriend.
A petrified looking Draco whispering something to Ginny.
A furious looking Ginny screaming at Ron.
Sarah Simmons walking around looking like a bush after trying a Hair Thickening Charm.
Ginny and Draco entering the Room of Requirement.
Christie Adams looking a little too pleased with herself.
Author's Note:
There it is, chapter two, with a bit of luck the whole HG/HP thing will start in the next couple of chapters. Keep the fingers crossed. Review Please!
XOXO
SlaptheWhiteFerret
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