Making Her Love Me
A/N: This is a response to the challenge; Making a Deal.
Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter, but now my Buddha like body is only Opera.
Chapter One: Making Plans
Dean skulled another bottle of Butterbeer, letting out a loud belch at the end. Ron had invited all the Sixth Year Boys over to the Burrow to try and forget the ongoing war, in which He Harry and Hermione were in the centre of.
With the war, the underage wizarding laws had been lifted, so that underage wizards were able to practice magic to defend them selves. Taking advantage of this, Harry and the boys had managed to conjure all kinds of alcoholic beverages to suit their need.
Ron was currently explaining how he had almost gotten Lavender to go out with him, using his manly charms and good looks.
"I bet it wash just a flook. She was probabably just pulling you along, making you think you had her eating the palm of your hand. You couldn't get a peanut to eat your hand. Look, there's an egg falling. I like eggs." Said Dean is a drunken slur.
"Yesh I cood. She was like a piece goo because I'm good looking, like that ekk was. I mean egg, like with a gee." Said Ron, who was currently nursing a bottle of Firewhiskey.
"Oh yeh. Maybe you would like to put your foot in your mouth. I bet you couldn't geeeeeet…" said Neville, pondering who he could get Ron to seduce. His face lit up, when an idea hit him, "Luna Lovegood."
"Yeah Ronnie McDonnie. Fonzie. You couldn't get the coo coo girl, to date the ekk. I mean you." Added Harry, who had consumed half of Gringotts worth of Butterbeer in one sitting, "She is outta you hand in a nutshell."
"I'll shedush herrr-*belch*- when you shedush Herm-own-ninny. I mean Hermy One Kenobi, I mean bookworm. I'll go firsht. And bingo was his namo!!!!" said Ron passing out.
"Yesh, sheesh gonna be like a gooey piece of… er… eating my hand." Finished Harry, pointing his hand at the wall before passing out as well.
Seamus, being the only sober one, cast a remembrance charm on Harry and Ron. He needed to make sure that they remembered this bet. It would be interesting.
Harry woke up with his head feeling like it was about to explode. He looked around for his wand, hoping to cause an anti-hangover charm. He found it and muttered the charm under his breath. He instantly felt better, and began to wonder how much damaged they had caused last night.
The memories came flooding back, causing Harry to audibly groan. He had bet Ron that he could seduce Hermione, while Ron was going to try and bag Luna Lovegood.
"Oi, get up Ron," said Harry, prodding Ron. Getting no response, he slapped Ron on the head yelling, "LUNA WANTS TO SEE YOU IN THE SHOWER!!!"
This instantly got a response from Ron, who jumped out of bed, and sprinted, towards the bathroom. Upon receiving no Luna, he yelled out, "YOUR MINE POTTER!!!!!"
He ran into the room with glowing red ears that matched his face and flaming hair. "Well it got you out of bed. And it means, when you seduce Luna it won't be just a bet for you. You really like her, don't you? That is, if you want to go through with it?"
Ron went through a number of faces in the span of five seconds; Confusion, realisation, panic, hunger and back to panic.
"I dunno, what if she doesn't like me?" asked Ron, still rubbing his tummy.
"That's the point, you seduce her and make her like you.' Said Harry, looking at Ron pointedly. "You make her see your `sexy' body, and your `good looks'."
"Fine, but are you still seducing Hermione?" asked Ron, rubbing his head in pain.
"Of course not! If she falls for me, then it'll hurt her when she finds out that I don't like her, and that it's just a bet." Said Harry.
"What? Are you scared? HA! You can defeat You-Know-Who, but you're afraid to go through with a bet. It's wise though, you'll never be able to seduce Hermione." Said Ron, hoping Harry would fall into his trap.
It had apparently worked as Harry next said, "Wanna bet? I bet I could Hermione, but since Luna's closer then Hermione is, you should go first. Maybe you should discuss the payments of the bet with Dean? He is the one who issued the challenge."
"Fine, but the consequences for our bet…? Let me think… I know! The loser has to strut around the Great Hall in a sundress, blowing kisses to Draco Malfoy!!! God I'm so diabolical."
"Your on! Hey! Why don't you make the same bet with Dean? It would be funny to see the both of you blowing kisses at the ferret?" said Harry, showing confidence in himself. "That is if you can seduce Luna. What do you say… we have to the Easter Holidays to seduce them?" asked Harry.
"Sure, I'll go and tell Dean about the stipulations, er… what does that mean again? Oh yeah, be back in a bit." Said Ron rushing off to find Dean.
Harry and Ron sat under a tree two weeks before they had to go back to Hogwarts, writing down their ideas on how to seduce the girls. Hermione hadn't shown up since she and her parents went on a trip to France. The rest of the boys from their year had gone home, to get ready for the year.
So far Harry's list contained:
How to Seduce Hermione
BE A GENTLEMAN! Eg. Pull out her chair; carry her bag, open doors for her.
LIGHT PHYSICAL CONTACT! Eg. Hold her hand; lead her into the Great Hall by holding the small of her back, kiss her on cheek for getting high score on test.
ATTRACT HER TO YOU! Eg. Take a shower and approach Hermione in nothing but towel, she will love my physique, invite her to do morning runs and wear no shirt, flash her most dazzling smile.
MAJOR PHYSICAL CONTACT! Eg. Kiss her on the corner of the mouth, put arm around waist or shoulders, put hand high up on her thigh, and give her a back massage.
Ron was basically going to go up the street to Luna's house and tell her how he feels about her, right after showing his non-existent manly physique. According to Ron, "She will be putty in my soft, caring hands."
Ron planned on executing this plan on the day before they left for Hogwarts. He was very nervous for someone with "The best looking manly physique in the whole entire world!" as Ron had exclaimed earlier that day.
Yes, everything was beginning to fall into place, and soon, she will be eating putty out of Harry's hands. Mwahahahahahaha. Then Ron will wear a sundress. Mwahahahahahaha.
A/N: That's the first chapter done, it's kind of short, but it's only there to set the stage for the rest of the story. Hope you enjoy, and remember to read and … "Review!" shouts the crowd!
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