Twenty Bloody Questions
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1,902 words in 1 chapter
Published 20 Jul 2006
When Harry becomes abysmally bored on the Hogwarts Express one day, he coaxes Hermione into playing a game with him. Excerpt: "“What letter does his name start with?” “H. Four questions left.” Blast, Hermione, why don’t you just get it over with and tell him you want to have his babies? That’ll be much less obvious than your stupid answers!"