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    Art of Bread Making by Green_Eyes_&_Bushy_Hair

    Hermione tries to make bread. Harry tries to help. They both succeed in the end. Just a fluffly drabble. One shot.

    PG13 Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 7 Humor Romance
    Complete 1,957 words in 1 chapter Published 24 Jan 2016

    In the Red by MeiQueen

    Ginny Weasley. 25. Shopaholic in debt up to her eyeballs. Draco Malfoy. 26. Multibillionaire, and financial planner responsible for Ginny Weasley's file at Gringotts. Who will make it out alive?

    PG13 Draco & Ginny Books 1 - 6 Humor Romance
    In progress 18,198 words in 5 chapters Published 8 Jun 2006, last updated 11 Jan 2016

    Magical Reunion by alayneni

    Lavender Brown wanted to have a reunion of her Hogwarts class but she didn’t want to hold it at Hogwart’s. On a suggestion from Paravti she decides to hold it in Las Vegas. Find out what happens as a bunch of wizards try to have fun in Las Vegas! Harry Potter crossover with Las Vegas.

    PG13 Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 6 Humor Romance
    Complete 53,923 words in 17 chapters Published 3 Jan 2007, last updated 22 Jul 2015

    Two Years Later... by Island Girl

    AU, EWE: Hermione is blackmailed into attending the 2nd anniversary of Voldemort's defeat. Harry/Hermione if you squint. Hermione-centric, with Ron-bashing. Resurrected Snape, Sirius, Regulus and Remus. Mild swearing, hence the PG13 rating. Companion piece to follow. Reviews much appreciated and cherished

    PG13 Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 7 Angst Humor
    Complete 10,106 words in 2 chapters Published 5 Jul 2015

    Adventures in Healing by Dementor149

    A series of short stories about Ron's adventures as a healer. This series is based on "The Most Ancient Magic." Chapter 0ne is about one of Ron's mistakes and Luna's effort to teach him. Chapter Two - Ron learns some valuable lessons about his own emotions while healing others. Chapter Three Luna has to come to terms with losing patients sometimes.

    PG13 Ron & Luna Books 1 - 6 Humor Romance
    Complete 9,762 words in 3 chapters Published 12 Nov 2005, last updated 2 Jul 2015

    Suppose by Viopathartic

    One-Shot: Harry supposes to Hermione. EXCERPT: Hermione smiled softly and delicately brushed her hand against his cheek. Harry turned his head so that his lips would touch her palm and then sighed, at ease with her presence around him. He could have been asleep, for his soft breathing and closed eyes could have been indicators. But no, Harry was merely reveling in being with the one he loved, the one he cherished every moment with.

    G Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 6 Humor Romance
    Complete 1,842 words in 1 chapter Published 24 Jul 2008, last updated 19 Sep 2014

    What Do I Think of Hermione by xelan

    Ron asks Harry a question. Any good lawyer will tell you, never ask a question unless you already know the answer.

    PG13 Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 7 Humor
    Complete 1,393 words in 1 chapter Published 8 Jul 2014

    The Bar Association by xelan

    Early chapters have no direct H/Hr. Story is about the parents of Harry and Hermione at first, then we'll get into their children... in a roundabout way.

    PG13 Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 4 Humor
    In progress 7,760 words in 1 chapter Published 8 Jul 2014

    Severus Snape's Severe Psychological Spanking by Rihaan

    Severus Snape is a bad teacher. McGonagall takes notice. Severus needs to be punish- okay, wait, that sounds WAY too dirty! Okay - Snape has horrible teaching methods, and McGonagall embarrasses him verbally. There were no paddles, no pale butts, no aging hands in motion. Just talking. So... enjoy, I guess.

    PG Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 4 Humor
    In progress 3,109 words in 1 chapter Published 17 Jun 2014

    Forever Sounds Good by afterthought and ellipses

    'This looks like a date' she thought, glancing at the emerald-eyed man next to her before quickly looking back at the telly. It was the first 'Friday Night In' she had with just the two of them.

    G Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 7 Humor Romance
    Complete 679 words in 1 chapter Published 7 Apr 2014

    The List by Rihaan

    It was just supposed to be a simple list - a snippy response to a stupid, sexist list he found. He thought more than a few people would be mad at him. He was wrong. So, very wrong.

    PG13 Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 5 Humor Romance
    Complete 15,129 words in 2 chapters Published 19 Sep 2013, last updated 18 Feb 2014

    Alice Evans and the Lost Days by hermy_madness

    So Alice and Co. have returned for their fourth year at Hogwarts, but what will the changes of last year mean for the new one? How will her new identity change relationships? A new danger threatens Hogwarts and there are yet more secrets to be uncovered! Please R&R! For a summary (yes it has been that long) go to chapter 9. CHAPTER 16 NOW UP! And Finished!

    G Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 7 Action/Adventure Humor
    Complete 87,671 words in 16 chapters Published 30 Jan 2012, last updated 19 Dec 2013

    Handcuffs by SwishAndFlick31

    Aunt Marge visits again during the summer before Harry's sixth year. They talk about some things that get Harry very, very mad. Then, Vernon calls a facility that takes care of 'violent' teens. Little does Harry know, that Hermione's father just so happens to own the facility. AU. Yes, I'm uploading this SIX years later.

    PG13 Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 6 Humor Romance
    In progress 7,282 words in 2 chapters Published 14 Sep 2013, last updated 21 Sep 2013

    A Certain Romance by Alexandria Malfoy

    ONE-SHOT. Ginny Weasley was the last person Draco expected to pick to join him in holy matrimony. Originally written for the 2011 D/G Fic Exchange on LiveJournal.

    PG13 Draco & Ginny Books 1 - 7 Humor Romance
    Complete 10,436 words in 1 chapter Published 9 Sep 2013

    A Dash of Romance by afterthought and ellipses

    But with her it's different. She shares your sentiments on romance. Although that doesn't mean that the two of you aren't "romantic", you just show each other differently.

    G Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 7 Humor Romance
    In progress 1,189 words in 2 chapters Published 19 Aug 2013, last updated 8 Sep 2013

    As You Wish by Alexandria Malfoy

    "I suppose a lot of this could be my fault. I’ve always been the adventurous type, and I knew it was only a matter of time before that aspect of my personality caught up with me." Draco is gifted with a magic lamp. Who he finds inside is the last person he’d ever expect. Originally written for the D/G Fic Exchange on LiveJournal.

    PG13 Draco & Ginny Books 1 - 7 Humor Romance
    In progress 4,915 words in 2 chapters Published 20 Jun 2010, last updated 6 Sep 2013

    A Real Keeper by xelan

    Alt. 5th year. Voldemort is truly dead and Umbridge is not a problem. The Slytherin Quidditch match is upcoming and the regular Gryffindor Keeper is sick. Ron is not much of a replacement, but Harry has a better idea. H/Hr

    PG Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 5 Action/Adventure Humor
    Complete 5,668 words in 1 chapter Published 11 Aug 2013

    Some Days Should Come With Their Own Warning Label by lillyfan16

    You know those moments you plan and plan in your mind? The ones where you imagine yourself doing something, over and over, until you come up with the perfect fantasy of how things will pan out? And despite always thinking “oh, it would never happen that way” or “he’ll never feel the same,” in your heart, you still just know it will go the way you’ve planned. And it isn’t something that is “better than you’ve ever imagined” or “didn’t go quite like you thought.” No. It goes just the way you imagined: no more, no less. It’s perfect, just like you knew it would be. You couldn’t ask for more.

    PG13 Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 4 Humor Romance
    In progress 3,737 words in 3 chapters Published 29 Jun 2010, last updated 3 Aug 2013

    Story of a girl called Hermione Granger by rockstar

    AU-Non-magical story. Hermione Granger - a bookworm and a little bit insecure girl. Harry Potter -popular, handsome,and a football player.2 completely different people, with completely different life. See what happens when Harry enters in Hermione's life. Bound to turn their life upside down...Read to find out.

    PG Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 7 Humor Romance
    Complete 111,236 words in 20 chapters Published 3 Feb 2012, last updated 2 Jun 2013

    The Mundane Things by afterthought and ellipses

    It's the little things that remind you of how and why you're in love. A series of drabbles.

    G Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 7 Humor Romance
    Complete 1,102 words in 1 chapter Published 22 May 2013
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