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    Handcuffs by SwishAndFlick31

    Aunt Marge visits again during the summer before Harry's sixth year. They talk about some things that get Harry very, very mad. Then, Vernon calls a facility that takes care of 'violent' teens. Little does Harry know, that Hermione's father just so happens to own the facility. AU. Yes, I'm uploading this SIX years later.

    PG13 Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 6 Humor Romance
    In progress 7,282 words in 2 chapters Published 14 Sep 2013, last updated 21 Sep 2013

    Even After Time by SwishAndFlick31

    It's been four years. Four years since Harry and Hermione left England, with out anyone knowing. Now, as Harry's in-laws health is failing, the young married couple must face the Wizarding World, and most of all, the Weasleys.

    PG13 Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 7 Drama Romance
    Complete 84,008 words in 19 chapters Published 17 Aug 2007, last updated 6 Jun 2010

    Traffic Makes You Delusional by SwishAndFlick31

    No HHr bashing, I promise. This is me, dudes. HHr. Not really. Yes really. OC POV. Traffic makes you delusional. Throw some Nationwide in, and a delirious Swishy, and you've got yourself a parody! Not meant to be taken seriously. Seriously.

    PG13 Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 4 Humor
    Complete 1,687 words in 1 chapter Published 26 Jan 2008

    Christmas Sitting by SwishAndFlick31

    Chrismas time, full of family and cheer. Their children have a happy time, but Harry and Hermione recieve a very... proud gift from their six month old son.

    PG Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 4 Humor Romance
    Complete 1,606 words in 1 chapter Published 23 Dec 2007

    The Woes of Being a Beau by SwishAndFlick31

    Oh, the woes of being a beau. Sometimes your other could be bloody annoying, but it's all worth it in the end. It really is. Basically a PWP.

    PG13 Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 4 Humor Romance
    Complete 2,600 words in 1 chapter Published 28 Oct 2007

    What She Couldn't Do by SwishAndFlick31

    One night, Harry and Hermione had a fight over Harry's job. As he storms off, he doesn't realize that it was the last time he sees his family. Warning: Character death.

    PG13 Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 5 Angst Romance
    Complete 2,970 words in 1 chapter Published 27 Aug 2007

    No One But Two: the Epilogue by SwishAndFlick31

    Alternate Universe. Just as the title says. The Trio with the help of the DA search for horcruxes. Ginny and Seamus decide to persue their facies towards Harry and Hermione, but don't get far. Written before DH came out.

    PG13 Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 6 Drama Romance
    Complete 3,083 words in 1 chapter Published 2 Aug 2007

    Simply Nine Days: the Epiloge by SwishAndFlick31

    Epilogue to "Simply Nine Days." Mister and Missus Potter finally welcome Jacob Potter back into their lives. D/G and R/LL included.

    PG13 Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 4 Humor Romance
    Complete 3,928 words in 1 chapter Published 27 Jul 2007

    Simply Nine Days by SwishAndFlick31

    Nine days, that’s all they need. From infant to adult, Mum to Dad, right and wrong. Can they handle the agony— by agony I mean joy— of parenthood?

    PG13 Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 4 Humor Romance
    Complete 10,156 words in 1 chapter Published 16 Jul 2007

    No One But Two by SwishAndFlick31

    They were dating. No one cared. They were too busy with their own lives to notice the emotional turmoil two individuals were going through. With Voldemort, their on going relationship, and their everyday lives, what could they do?

    PG13 Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 6 Drama Romance
    Complete 4,018 words in 1 chapter Published 11 Jul 2007

    How He Won by SwishAndFlick31

    Stare. Staring. That has been Harry and Hermione’s game for the past week. All but one of the times they’ve played, she’s won. How did Harry win the last?

    PG Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 4 Romance
    Complete 1,425 words in 1 chapter Published 8 Jun 2007

    Medicine for the Gay Soul by SwishAndFlick31

    Ron thinks that Harry might be gay, and Hermione lesbian. Luckily for them, though, they’ve found a solution for their slight “problem.” Warning: I still have no idea what I'm doing, so cope with me.

    PG13 Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 6 Humor Romance
    Complete 1,649 words in 1 chapter Published 29 May 2007

    Wrestling Parents by SwishAndFlick31

    Harry and Hermione's son shows an interesting painting at his art show. Question is, though, what is the picture and why is Harry suddenly on the verge of breaking ribs?

    PG Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 4 Humor
    Complete 769 words in 1 chapter Published 28 May 2007

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