Of Valentine's Day and Getting Very, Very, Unbearably Drunk

According to Hermione Granger, Valentine's Day is just another excuse for everyone to be completely miserable. Also according to the all knowing girl, you should never, ever, drink anything offered to you at a celebration after winning a Quidditch match. If you do- you may find yourself telling your innermost secrets to someone who really shouldn't know about them. Rating for later chapters (just in case.)