Harry Doesn't Know
Complete
47,379 words in 15 chapters
Published 6 Dec 2006, last updated 17 Sep 2007
Extremely A/U! Ch. 1: "Harry," she cooed petting his face, "it's not you, it's me." She shook her head and sighed, "See, there I go, lying again, no, it was you," she said throwing her hands up in the air, "your just so, predictable." Poor predictable Harry, after his ex-girlfriend stomps all over his heart, Harry's friends drag him along on the trip of a life time. *Now NC-17 for mushy gushy romance scenes* another exerpt from ch. 7: "Alright stop! Now we have a problem," he said obviously looking at his friends, "and there is only one way to solve this problem... Hermione has to seduce Krum." well hot damn what will happen?! R&R
- 1 Predictable Harry
- 2 Harry Really Doesn't Know
- 3 Proclaimed Love and Fuzzy Vision
- 4 Muggle Air Plans and Football Hooligans
- 5 We're Not Going To Berlin
- 6 The 3 Mariachi's and A Nice Bum In Paris
- 7 Silent Bob and Hairy Peaches
- 8 The Bad, Bad Rastafarian and The Not Misfortunate Robbery
- 9 Half Naked Bargaining and Eastern Europe
- 10 The Big Question
- 11 All Pooped Out and A Near Fatal Drowning
- 12 Denied... NOT!
- 13 Morning Yodels and Happy Ending In Berlin?
- 14 The End is Near
- 15 The End is Here