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The Lesser of Three Evils

The Obsidian Warlock

Disclaimer: Harry Potter and all related terms and characters are the property of JK Rowling. The use of copyrighted material is for non-profit entertainment purposes only, and in no way constitutes a challenge to the existing copyright.

A/N: Without a word of exaggeration, the last year has been hell. Most rewarding and punishing of all was a job change that took three months to accomplish, and six months to wait out the probationary period.

To drive a bus.

All bus drivers out there, I know you'll cringe appropriately when I say the words "split shift." You'll wince in sympathy when I speak of fourteen-hour days, where the splits between actual driving cannot be used in any truly constructive manner.

My writing slowed to an agonizing 30-minute session here and there; me, who prides himself on writing lengthy, intense chapters.

And yet, here I present an incomplete chapter that's taken me months to write, and edit, with the inestimable help of Phae and the nitpicking of mathiasgranger. --> Phae, Matt, I apologize for my long absence from the net. I'm back on day shifts, which will give me some evening to be online again.

AND IT'S STILL NOT DONE.

Let's say that again:

THIS CHAPTER IS INCOMPLETE. THERE'S A COUPLE OF CHUNKS MISSING, BUT I WANTED TO POST IT ANYWAY, BECAUSE IT'S BEEN FOREVER.

I'm sure most of you thought I had given up or had a heart attack at the keyboard. But I haven't.

That being said, I got fed up with this chapter right around the diary. I wanted to include it, and I'm happy with how it worked out - but I'm quite ready to move on. So, when you find the rough edges, please be kind.

There's been a question raised at what I've changed. The list is actually short: Just like 'More Equal than you Know,' the specifics of what happened to Harry on Halloween 1981 have changed slightly - this is the most important change. If I ever do the 'Slytherin' version, it too will feature a different aftermath of 1981.

The rest is just my visualization of the HP world showing through. Vernon Dursley is guilty of being an ass, but not of being a child-abuser; Dumbledore and Voldemort are not losers; and finally, the wizarding world has a somewhat believable economy and government setup, and I've rounded off some illogical edges to suit how the world works. There are also some assumptions that I'm making about the world that you all would have figured out already: There are no child labour laws in the wizarding world, for instance.

Here, you see Harry's relationship with Hermione take a small step forward. Here, you see some of he ramifications of the slight changes I made in the Dursleys, the politics of the wizarding world, and the exact specifics of what happened to Harry in 1981. Here, you see Dumbledore the politician and schoolmaster, and Voldemort the psychopath and necromancer.

Oh, right! This chapter earns its "R" rating for sure! Here's the requisite disclaimer:

*** WARNING!!!! VIOLENCE! CHARACTER DEATH! EXTREME VOLDEMORT SCENE AT THE END! SERIOUSLY, SKIP THE VOLDEMORT SCENE IF YOU'RE SQUEAMISH!***

There we go.

Those of you that read 'More Equal than you Know' will see hints of that plotline, as the two stories are somewhat streamlined, especially concerning events of second year. I've grown since that story - as both a writer and a person, and so I feel that MEtyK is rendered obsolete in the face of what I will accomplish with Three Evils.

That's my opinion, of course. I fully intend to finish all the stories I've started, but finding time is now an exercise in frustration, so you may be stuck with updates to only a single story. Right now, my planning for The Meaning of Father and Three Evils is the most detailed and complete, so if I update any of my stories, it'll be those two. If I luck out and sign bus runs that offer me more time in front of my computer, I'll ramp up my efforts accordingly.

Because I can't stop writing. For now though, shuttling people from point A to B without pissing them off takes my first priority - at least it handily pays the bills, and my wife's happy.

Enjoy the ride!

~TOW

From The Book of Freakish Occurrences:

July 30, 1991: Fence of #13 repaired and painted itself in less than 30 seconds.

July 31, 1991: Letter from Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry - apparently, I'm a wizard. Explains all occurrences?

March 27, 1992: Quirrel tried to kill me with the Avada Kedavra, and it didn't work. Dumbledore says I also survived it in 1981 when Voldemort tried to kill me. Immune, or just when Voldemort casts it?

June 29, 1992: I have to use my magic to feel a tree. Seriously, I have to use my magic to feel a tree. Maybe it's not `freakish,' but it's certainly weird.

*^*^*^*

"That's it," said Ollivander, looking over Harry's shoulder. "Can you feel the pulse of life in the tree?"

Harry shook his head absently, his concentration fixated on the small oak in front of him. The wind played lightly with his lengthening hair, and he absently flicked the black locks out of his face. Several sparrows were doing their best to distract him, twittering loudly from the other trees in the glade.

Barely a week ago, he would never have considered `feeling' a tree, but a week around Ollivander was as eye opening and different from Hogwarts as Hogwarts was from the Dursleys. Hogwarts had bombarded him with profound magics - if simple - and major shifts in his perspective; with Ollivander, magic was far more about subtlety and details, such as what he was attempting now.

A tiny vibration, almost imperceptible, drew Harry's attention to his hand. The buzzing sensation shifted, and he let his hand roam, following the feeling.

"Very good; follow it," the wand-maker instructed. "Let it guide you to the proper piece. Never assume that a tree is ignorant; it knows why you're here, why you've forged this connection. Let it tell you which piece to cut."

Slowly, Harry moved his hands across the tree's branches, moving further and further along, until…

"Found it!" he said excitedly. "It feels different - like it's anxious, or something."

"Very good," praised Ollivander. "Now, use your wand to make the cut. Remember, it must be quick; Diffindo, immediately followed by Episkey on both the tree and the cutting."

Harry grunted his acknowledgement, straining to hold on to the sensations from the tree branch. Taking several deep breaths, he prepared himself, and brought his wand up to touch the tree.


"Diffindo," he said, tracing his wand through the motions. The branch broke cleanly, and he immediately reversed the twirl of his wand. "Episkey! Episkey!" The healing charm was crude - he would have never tried it on a person - but even his beginner's spell work was enough to heal a tree branch.

Ollivander stepped forward to inspect the tree, then Harry's cut piece, giving Harry a small smile. "Good work, very good for your first try. This will make an acceptable wand. Now, take one of your hairs and pull it out. This is important - it must still have the root attached, as it's still alive; no cut hairs will work."

Harry coiled a hair around his finger, and yanked it out of his head, wincing at the pain. He rubbed his sore scalp as he checked the hair for the small whitish root at the bottom.

"Very good; now wrap it in a spiral around the wood…"

He held his hair to the branch, focusing strongly on the joint sensations of life that came from the two objects. His watch ticked away more than half an hour as he mentally coaxed the two shards of life to merge into one. This directing of his magic was nothing like the exact wand-work of school. While he was certain there was some progress, it was as difficult and frustrating as trying to hold a bubble of air under water, and he could feel both objects quickly fading. A sense of panic seeped into his determination, and he struggled to maintain control of his emotions. If his concentration slipped now, it was all over; he'd never be able to focus again in time.

"Air opposes earth," he whispered, chanting Ollivander's teachings over and over, using it as a mantra. "Opposition kindles life."

With a nearly audible buzz, the hair sank into the branch. Their dwindling energies stabilized, sustained by their new coexistence.

"Excellent," said Ollivander as he looked down at the newly created wand. "All that remains is to carve and design the wood - a detail, really." He took the branch and rolled it around in his hands, then gave it a slight wave.

"This won't be your new wand," he said, shaking his head. "Your existing bond is much, much stronger. The weakness is likely due to our choice of wood, as well as how long it took you to finish the joining."

Harry shrugged; he wasn't surprised that his first try would be less than perfect. "It gives me a chance to practice," he said, and took the new wand back, setting it in his robe pocket, leaves and all. "So, back to the store?"

"Back to the store," Ollivander agreed. "Let's see if you can't get the measuring tapes to behave today."

*

One disconcerting side-Apparition later, Harry entertained Ollivander with his attempts to control the measuring tapes as they cavorted around the store, doing anything but what he wanted. As the evening hours encroached, Ollivander bid Harry goodnight and retired to his home above the shop, while Harry left by the front door, locking the store behind him. The key was heavy, cast from bronze or brass, he couldn't tell which. A faint trace of magic hummed against his fingers as the key turned and the shop wards activated.

It felt strange, he mused, to be trusted with a key to the shop. It certainly made things easier, but his uncle would never...

"But it's not Uncle Vernon," he muttered, shaking his head. He looked around quickly - no one had noticed his mutterings, so he made his way to the cauldron for a late dinner, and then walked out into downtown London to wait for the bus.

"Spare any change?"

Harry shook his head, moving to avoid the man in the alley. He was obviously drunk, and he reeked like the plague.

"Here now," the man said, moving to block him. "I asked you if-"

Harry rammed a fist into the bum's groin, and he crumpled to the ground with a grunt. Seizing the advantage, Harry drew-

"Damn it!" he swore, breaking into a dead run, allowing his wand to snap back up to his forearm. He couldn't draw his wand out here; the Ministry would have no problem detecting him. The bum struggled to his feet, and his friend - who Harry hadn't seen - gave chase, but Harry was a far faster runner. He flew down the street, counting three bus stops before deciding it was safe to stop and wait again.

When the bus finally came, Harry slammed his fare into the box, drawing an angry comment from the driver. He flopped down into an unoccupied seat, and seethed the entire trip home.

*

More than an hour later, Harry unlocked the door to #4, only remembering at the last second not to let it slam shut.

"Finally home?" Harry turned to see Vernon looking up from his newspaper. "You missed dinner. There might be leftovers in the fridge."

Harry nodded, and kicked off his shoes before turning towards the stairs.

"One of your friends called." Harry winced at the emphasis in Vernon's voice. "Call them back so they don't bother your aunt again, and leave something for the long distance."

"Yes, uncle."

Once he was safely in his room, Harry found a scribbled note on his desk - Hermione's phone number. Getting comfortable on his bed, Harry quickly dialled the number. The phone had barely rung once, when someone picked up.

"Hello?"

"Hermione? It's Harry."

"Harry! I was hoping you'd call back!"

"I gathered. Sit by the phone much?"

"Oh, shut up! How've you been? Are you enjoying yourself? Have you started your homework?"

"Am I ever going to get a word in?"

Hermione's laughter was loud enough to make the speaker buzz. "I'm sorry, but I miss you. At school, we can talk all the time. I can't believe it's already been a week!"

"Believe it."

"So...?"

"I'm good. Got started on homework to kill my lunchtimes, and I've got myself a summer job."

"A job? Really? Why?"

"Money, experience, less sitting around at home..."

"But..."

"And you'll never guess where."

"...Hogwarts?"

"Ha!" Harry struggled not to laugh. "I wish; but this is close enough. I'm working at Ollivander's."

"No!"

"Yes."

"Seriously?"

"Yes."

"I... wow. What's it like?"

"I'd love to tell you all about it, but I'm on the hook for long distance, here."

"Oh! I'm sorry!"

"It's not a problem, but maybe we could meet at Diagon Alley?"

"Of course! I've been dying to get back there!"

"Well, whenever's good. I'm there pretty much every day."

"Well, this week's bad, but how about next? Tuesday, maybe? I'm sure I can come; my parents will likely come too, is that alright?"

"Sure, whatever you like."

"Okay, Tuesday for lunch, then?"

"Sure, ice cream at Fortescue's, if you like."

"Sounds great! Bye, Harry!"

"Bye."

*

True to her word, Hermione and her parents met Harry at Florean Fortescue's next Tuesday. Harry took an immediate liking to Mr. and Mrs. Granger, who were just as good-natured as Hermione.

"Its fun working here," he told them when they asked about his job. "Everyone's used to me being around now, so no one stares or points anymore; they just say hello and ask about Mr. Ollivander."

"What's Mr. Ollivander like?" asked Hermione.

"He's great! I've learned more about magic working for him than I did all last year!"

"Must be nice," she pouted. "I'd like to be able to do magic all summer. Do you actually get to use magic, since you're working?"

Harry nodded. "It's got to be for work, though, so it's not as exciting as you think. Summoning, banishing, levitating, cleaning... he's got a couple of custom charms for his stuff, and I've had to do a few repairs, but that's pretty much it."

Hermione looked immediately intrigued. "Summoning and banishing charms are fourth-year material, aren't they?"

Harry gave a small shrug. "I guess. Mr. Ollivander showed me how to do those charms, and how to work his measuring tapes, and let me go at it. Those measuring tapes are horrid things to control, too - the first time I tried, they spent all evening crawling up the walls!" Hermione laughed, and her father chuckled; her mother, however, seemed concerned.

"I hope you don't mind my asking" said Mrs. Granger, "but why are you working? I understand from Hermione that you've got money."

"It's what I've always done," he replied with a shrug. "I've been working for spending money for years, now. I'd feel odd not having a job... and I've seen that look before, too." Harry gave a resigned sigh. "Go ahead and ask, Mrs. Granger."

"Well… you're eleven… why?"

Harry sighed, and ran his fingers through his hair. "It's a … thing… between me and my uncle. He's not fond of me; I mean he takes care of me, but anything outside of food, clothes and my glasses is my business to take care of."

As he expected, Mr. and Mrs. Granger's faces deepened into a scowl, while Hermione stared in wide-eyed shock.

"It's not a big deal," he said quickly, holding up his hands, "at least, not anymore. I know what you'll tell me - you and like, fifty different teachers. I always say the same thing - it doesn't matter anymore. It's not like I'm trapped or anything; I've got more freedom than most kids my age, and a lot more money."

"Every child should have a loving home," Mrs. Granger insisted.

"Yeah, I've heard that too, but I really don't think I'd fit in anywhere. I mean, you're a good family, right? You all love each other?" All three Grangers nodded. "Right; so, I'm in Diagon Alley everyday, working, eating, popping through the stores to get anything I want, and I eventually make it home in the evening. I think you'd be lying to me if you said that you'd let Hermione do that much by herself, without ever worrying about her, or without trying to set up a whole bunch of rules to follow."

Harry held up his hands to forestall the inevitable exposition from Hermione and her mother. "I'm just saying, is all; lots of rules, and then punishments for breaking them. Kind of like school, actually…" he shook the thought away, and focused on the Grangers again. "If I'm honest, I have to say I like the freedom my uncle gives me - or at least I can't give it up."

Mr. Granger shook his head as he listened. "I don't know," he said when Harry had finished. "It's more than a little distressing."

Harry couldn't help but shrug. "Sorry; I like working, and I get paid well enough to afford pretty much anything I want. It's nice to be involved in the day-to-day life of the - uh, world, I guess, that I'm supposed to be a part of, and if I can avoid draining my parents' money, I will. Mr. Ollivander probably answered a thousand questions for me by now..."

His attempt to change the subject failed completely; both Mr. and Mrs. Granger still looked ready to argue. Hermione derailed the conversation entirely by claiming Harry's hand and announcing their departure to the bookstore. Smiling at her diversion tactic, Harry followed along, the elder Grangers' protests quickly fading into the background.

"You didn't have to do that," he said while they were walking. "Aren't you going to get in trouble for leaving them like that?"

"I don't think so; Mum's smart, she knows why I did it. I don't like what you've said any better, but it's not right for my parents to grill you, either."

"Could be worse, I suppose," he said with a shrug. "I could've told them I was a werewolf or something."

"Shut up! That's not funny! I read - Oh, look!" Harry looked up towards the bookstore; a sign outside the store proclaimed in large, colourful letters that Gilderoy Lockhart, apparently an author of some renown, was currently signing books in the store. "I've heard so much about him! Let's go in, Harry! Please?"

Dragged along by Hermione, Harry entered the store, and found a media frenzy around the table where Lockhart sat. The man himself was dressed in a gaudy robe that alternated between violet and hot pink. An instant later, the man's gaze locked with Harry's, and an unnaturally wide smile split across his face.

"Well, look who's here, everyone! Harry Potter, the Boy-Who-Lived himself!"

The crowd swivelled in almost perfect unison, and Harry struggled to morph his shock into a smile. He approached as Lockhart beckoned him; somewhere near the halfway mark, someone pulled Hermione away. Before he could react, though, Lockhart descended upon him in a flurry of color.

"Smile for the camera's, Harry! I'm very, very happy to meet you!"

"Likewise," Harry lied, shaking the man's hand. "I've heard a lot about you."

"We both have interesting stories, that's for sure!"

Harry glanced at his watch regularly as Lockhart prattled on, absently nodding where he thought it appropriate. Five minutes... seven minutes... ten minutes... God, would the man ever shut up? Almost without warning, Lockhart shoved a book into his hands. He quickly flipped through the proffered book, and then looked back up to Lockhart. "There's too much about hair," he said dryly, "and not enough about vampires."

The reporters laughed, and Lockhart grinned widely. "I'm sure that hair will be important to you, too," he asserted, "especially once a pretty girl catches your fancy."

Harry just gave a shrug and a smile, and handed the book back.

"Oh, no, keep it Harry; keep the whole set! I insist!" The crowd around them made approving noises, and Harry allowed Lockhart to give him his books, before begging off.

"Mr. Ollivander is expecting me, so I'd best be going."

"Of course, of course!" Lockhart shook his hand again - a rather awkward undertaking as Harry juggled the pile of books. "Off you go, and I'll see you at Hogwarts - or maybe again in my second signing here, in August!"

Harry smiled at Lockhart's sickeningly hopeful face, and walked away as fast as he could. Quickly locating Hermione, he took her by the arm and made haste for the exit.

"Wasn't he wonderful?" gushed Hermione, still looking back over her shoulder while Harry led them away.

"You could go back," offered Harry, grinning when Hermione whipped her head around to him.

"Prat! It's not like he'd speak with me, or anything."

"Sure he would; after all, your Harry Potter's best friend. I'll bet he creams himself at the thought of picking your brain."

"Eww! Harry, you're disgusting!"

"Actually, I'd be surprised if he did any of it," he said. Hermione gave him a shocked look, and he rolled his eyes. "Look, I just glanced at his book there, and it's a bit… fluffy. If he's done as much as he's said he's done, then he's got a lot more interesting things to do than teach at Hogwarts."

"He wouldn't have published books if he hadn't done what's in them," she asserted. "I bet when you're older, you'll publish books, too."

Harry again rolled his eyes, but said nothing more.

The two made their way back to Fortescue's, and Harry gave his Lockhart books to Hermione before saying his goodbyes. A handful of customers come over from the bookstore to see him, but soon, the day returned to its usual peacefulness, and Harry busied himself with cleaning behind the counter.

The door chime rang, and then a tiny voice yelped in surprise.

Harry looked up to see a small red-haired girl walk in with her mother. She stared at him with wide eyes and a gaping mouth.

"Welcome to Ollivander's," he said politely to the mother. "I'm Harry Potter. Are you in for a replacement wand, or is this her first, or…?"

"It's her first," the mother said kindly. "It's also nice to meet you. I'm Molly Weasley, Ron's mother. This is my youngest, Ginny."

"It's nice to meet you!" he said, walking from around the workbench to shake her hand properly. Ginny inched behind her mother's legs, and Harry couldn't help but smile.

"Hey," he said, making an exaggerated motion to peer around Mrs. Weasley. "Your Ron's sister, are you? I'm Harry."

"H-H-Hello," she mumbled, looking at her feet.

"You'll have to forgive Ginny," Mrs. Weasley said with a chuckle. "She's been dying to meet you for ages now, and I imagine she's quite shy."

Harry nodded at Mrs. Weasley, and turned back to Ginny. "Well, if you want to meet me properly, you'll have to come out here and shake hands, right?"

Blushing almost as red as her hair, Ginny inched out from behind her mother, and tentatively reached up to take Harry's hand. Harry squeezed it lightly, and gave a small shake.

"So, you're right-handed?" he asked. Ginny nodded, and Harry motioned over to the workbench.

"Mr. Ollivander's been letting me gauge wands for a couple days now, so if you like, I'll get you set up with your wand. Would you like that?"

"Yes, please," said Ginny. Her voice was slightly stronger now, and she had the beginnings of a smile.

"Great! Okay, hold your arm out." Harry quickly took her measurements, quite pleased that the measuring tapes were behaving themselves. Once they'd returned, he recorded their findings and compared them to Ollivander's charts. "Okay, let me grab a few wands - I think I have an idea of what will work for you."

Harry quickly grabbed as many wands with dragon-heartstring core as he could, and walked back to the counter. Ginny carefully handled each wand, and gave a huge smile as she picked up the one in the middle.

"Go on," urged Harry, "give it a wave."

Ginny waved it excitedly, and bright red sparks shot from the wands end, trailing across the wall.

"That's really good," Harry said, scrutinizing the patterns of sparks with narrowed eyes. "The bond's nice and strong. It's not perfect, but it'll do great for Hogwarts." He turned and looked to Mrs. Weasley. "I think that Ginny will probably benefit from making her own wand when she's older, but this one's a good match."

"I'm sure she will," said Mrs. Weasley, running her fingers through Ginny's hair while the girl played with her new wand. "Thank you for helping us. Are the wands still seven galleons?"

Harry nodded, and took their payment. Ginny came forward and hugged him, before stumbling away, flushed with embarrassment.

"Well, if only every pretty girl that came along hugged me," he joked. Mrs. Weasley laughed, and Ginny went even redder, and ducked her head. "I'll see you at Hogwarts, right?"

"Yes," she mumbled. She gave him one last glance, before leaving the shop with her mother.

"Cool," he said as he returned the rest of the wands, "another Weasley for Gryffindor."

Not five minutes after the Weasleys left, the door chime rang again.

"Harry Potter, right?"

Harry looked up to see the blonde Slytherin girl from last year. He wracked his brain for a name, before coming across his memory of her sorting.

"Pansy Parkinson?"

"Oh!" she exclaimed, clearly surprised. "You know me! Well, that's good. Now, what exactly are you doing… here? Behind the counter, I mean."

"Working for the summer." Pansy gave him an incredulous look, and Harry sighed. "Okay, I've been asked about three hundred versions of `why?' over the last couple of weeks. What version of `why?' is this?"

"The Potters were a wealthy family," she said. "Surely you've inherited."

"I have," he agreed, "but this gives me a chance to learn a little more about our society. You know I was raised with muggles, right?"

Pansy gave a sharp nod, her look of distaste a clear indication of her opinion on muggles.

"Right; like I said to Hermione, I've learned more about magic and the world with Mr. Ollivander than I did all last year in Hogwarts. The money's just a small bonus on the side - keeps me from draining my vault. Besides, I wasn't keen on not being able to use magic all summer."

"Well, you certainly have your priorities straight," she said, brightening into a smile. "I came in here to avoid an undesirable person, and get my wand repaired and polished. Is Ollivander not in?"

"He's in the back," Harry gestured to the door behind him, "but I've had run of the shop for a while now. If you've got a few minutes, I'll take care of your wand."

Pansy looked ready to argue, but stopped, considering him for a moment. She hesitantly handed over her wand, and Harry went quickly to work, checking and fixing small fractures in the wood, and then polishing the wand. Pansy loomed over him, scrutinizing his work in a manner that reminded him strongly of Snape. Just like Snape, Harry ignored her.

"There you go," he said when he finished. "It should last you through next year. That was a lot of cracks for a new wand, though…"

"That's my business," she said, taking her wand. "How much do I owe you?"

"Don't worry about it," he said. "What good's working here if I can't do a favour for a classmate?"

"What, indeed." Pansy's smile returned full force. "It's been an unexpected pleasure, Potter. I'll see you at school."

"See you." Harry waved as Pansy left, the shop, and returned to his cleaning. Pansy seemed like a nice person; maybe he'd have a chance to talk to her during school. It was something to ponder later - there was work to do. The shop was almost in order... drat. Harry rolled his eyes as the door chimed yet again.

Harry turned his head as the door closed, and saw a thin, frail girl with long, matted blond hair walk in. She seemed to be another first-year… Harry flicked his eyes behind her, but saw no parents.

"Hi," he said. "Welcome to Ollivander's. I'm Harry; looking for a wand?"

The girl said nothing; she merely looked at him with wide, silvery-blue eyes.

"You alright?" Again, no reply. Harry scratched his head, and resolved to wait for whoever the parent was. "Tell you what," he said, levitating a chair out of the back room. "Have a seat, and when you're ready, I'll be right here." He placed the chair close to the front window, and the girl promptly sat down on it, kicking her dangling legs back and forth.

As the silence drew on, Harry returned to his work, storing new wands on the shelves with well-placed banishing charms.

"You're Harry Potter."

Harry turned back to the girl and smiled. "Yeah, I'm Harry Potter. Who're you?"

"Did you know that oak wands promote the rotting of teeth?" she asked, completely ignoring his question. "Daddy did a huge article on it last year. I hope that you don't sell oak wands. Or if you do, maybe you should also sell people muggle toothpaste - it's ever so effective…"

On and on the girl rambled, and Harry's initial surprise faded into confusion. Something wasn't right with the girl. She seemed to know what she was saying, but when he interjected, she'd start right up again, speaking even faster.

Maybe it was nerves.

Channelling as much of a particularly entertaining third grade teacher as he could remember, Harry made a long, sad face, and turned back to his wands. The girl's chattering ceased almost immediately, and he heard the scuffle of small feet approaching the counter.

"What's wrong?" asked the girl, sounding very concerned.

"I feel sad," Harry replied in his most pathetic voice. "A pretty girl came into my shop, and she won't tell me her name."

A burst of chaotic giggles erupted from the girl, and she nearly lost her balance. Harry fought against his own laughter, as the girl rocked back and forth from her right foot to her left, with random bouts of mirth escaping her. After a moment, she recovered, and looked back up to Harry with her large eyes.

"I'm Luna Lovegood."

"Luna… that's a nice name."

"It is, isn't it? Daddy says that everyone likes it so much, they even named the moon after me."

Harry adopted an expression of amazement. "They did? Wow, you must be really famous."

"Not as famous as you."

"I don't know… I don't have a moon named after me."

"You're silly," she said, laughing. "Moon's aren't that important. After all, we all left the moon to live here."

"True," he agreed as seriously as he could manage, "very true. So, I imagine that you'd like a wand; after all, us ex-lunar people all need a wands… otherwise we fade away until there's nothing left."

"Really?" Luna's eyes were now as wise as saucers. Harry nodded emphatically.

"What do you think happened to Voldemort?" he whispered conspiratorially.

That was all it took for Luna to sit patiently through her measurements, and quickly pick out a Unicorn-hair wand, appearing very thankful that her wood was not oak. Luna stayed for the rest of the afternoon, playing with her new wand while Harry tidied up the shop and closed it for the day.

Harry trailed around the Alley, Luna still attached to his arm like a child - which he supposed they both were, though he often felt more like an adult. He wasn't tall for his age, but Luna was tiny compared to him; she seemed to fit snugly inside his shadow, and she apparently had no intentions of leaving.

"How long are you staying out?" he asked, as the sun began to dip beneath the buildings.

"Oh, Daddy should be here soon," she said. "He sometimes works late, so I keep myself busy while he's away."

"Cool. Well, whereabouts do you meet?"

"The Cauldron, usually."

"Perfect," said Harry. "Let's get some dinner, then, and wait for your Dad."

The waiting turned into an hour of light conversation about Hogwarts before the girl's father showed up, looking every bit as eccentric as his daughter sounded. "So sorry I'm late!" he said, and in less than thirty seconds, father and daughter had disappeared through the floo connection in a puff of green flame.

Harry shook his head, and patiently finished his food - and Luna's - before walking towards the London exit. "Well, Hogwarts just got weirder, that's for sure."

It had been quite an eventful day. But it was a Tuesday, after all; and Tuesdays were often strange days.

*

Remus came by the shop to visit on Thursday; he looked quite ragged around the edges, but radiated happiness. Those edges bothered Harry, though, and he felt comfortable enough with Remus now to ask about them.

"Is there... can I... get you something, Remus?"

A small, self-depreciating smile appeared on the werewolf's face. "No, pup, I'm fine. I'm well-used to the hard life."

"But I can help! I've got more than enough-"

"It's for you, Harry; don't spread it around too thin. I still manage the odd job here and there, so I'm not dead broke..."

"Um, right." Harry gestured to Remus' frayed robes, and the older man let out a deep sigh.

"It's not like I can hide I'm a werewolf. Wolfsbane wasn't available until my late teens when I was out of Hogwarts, and your father, Sirius and Peter only managed the animagus transformations near the end of fourth year. Until then, I clawed and bit myself quite thoroughly. No educated wizard can see these scars and not know what I am, and any who don't know will figure it out very quickly when I keep missing work every full moon.

"Werewolves aren't a trusted lot, so finding a legal job is practically impossible, and the more illicit options tend to get you killed. While I might be able to run a store of my own, I don't have the money to start up."

"What if I gave you the money?"

"Harry-"

"I'm serious!"

"Sirius? Where?"

Harry laughed at the unexpected joke, and Remus grinned like a teenager. He must be in a good mood to crack jokes about Sirius Black, of all people, so Harry wound up and tried again. "Look, at least do the math, and let me know if I could - I mean it's not like you're a stranger or anything."

"We'll see, alright?"

"Fine... Hey, Remus? Can I come over to your place?"

"Um..."

"I want to visit; and I want to visit somewhere where I can use magic for a bit."

"Sure, why not? Just don't expect a palace, or anything. Not even close to one."

*

Remus, Harry decided, was the king of understatements.

Remus' house was rundown and very, very dirty. It was a small abandoned house in the worst part of downtown London, with a strong enough muggle-repelling charm to keep the gangs and city surveyors away. Harry spent his entire first visit casting dozens and dozens of cleaning and repairing charms. Remus tried several times to dissuade Harry, but was soon caught up in his enthusiasm and joined in the efforts, reinforcing the structure and layering slightly stronger wards over top of the repelling charm.

On Harry's second visit, he braved the mess in the basement and discovered Remus' punching bag, heavily used and often repaired, for what Remus called "werewolf stress relief."

"While I had a muggle job," he explained, "I used to take martial arts lessons - karate, I think. I never really cared for the belts, but physical action is an outlet, and I figured that I wanted to do better than just swing my fists if I had to fight a muggle. I still try and practice what I know; it helps keep me calm."

Harry smiled; this was his opening. "Tell you what; I'll use some of my money to keep food around here, and we can both do that karate stuff, since you like it. The only other thing I care about is a couple more robes for you, or at least muggle clothes. As long as you're eating and dressed properly, the rest doesn't really matter."

Remus' protests were much less vehement this time, and by Monday, Harry spent his evenings at the local dojo with a very happy werewolf.

Harry took to the lessons well, but there were parts he didn't appreciate. There was a lot of talk of 'proper living' that he had to endure, and the other children that came to classes acted as if they were six, frustrating everyone else.

Sparring was another sticking point: The instructor was quick to include Harry in the sparring matches, but he kept reprimanding Harry for "excessive force" when he sparred with the other students. This quickly led to Harry sparring with adult partners, and when the adults complained, he worked solely with Remus, who could take the blows.

"Like it's my fault that I've had to fight for real all my life!" he complained to Remus. "How the hell do you 'pull' a punch or kick, anyways? Hitting is hitting!"

Remus shook his head. "It isn't, and you'll figure it out. Sparring is like a sport, though these guys are a little more full contact with it. You aren't trying to kill each other."

"Yeah, but then how do you practice the really heavy stuff?"

"On me. I'm a werewolf; I can take it."

And he took it.

As July progressed, Harry slowly began to spar with other students again, as he learned to control his attacks. Remus, however, he still hit full-force; a twelve-year-old boy could do very little to hurt a grown werewolf.

The closest Harry came to hurting him was on July 31st, his birthday, during one of their more serious sparring matches back at Remus' house. Struggling free of Remus' attempt at a throw, Harry spun, catching Remus with an elbow to the side of the head. To Harry's credit, Remus grunted in pain and his legs gave way; within two fast heartbeats, however - before he even hit the floor - Remus was once again standing.

"Good shot, Harry! I didn't even see that one coming! You'd have knocked a normal person out for sure!"

Harry just shook his head, and sat on the floor, thoroughly exhausted. "That's enough," he panted. "I'm done."

"Alright, let's get changed. We have less than two hours 'till the birthday boy needs to be at the Cauldron." Remus disappeared into the next room to change.

Harry proceeded to pull his sweat-stained shirt off, and stopped as caught his reflection in a mirror.

"Holy shit."

"What's up?" Remus poked his head back into the room, and smirked at Harry. "Vain, much?"

"I look a lot ... bigger ... than I used to."

The werewolf chuckled, and walked into the room, ruffling Harry's hair, and staring at his image in the mirror. "Nah, you're still scrawny. Keep it up for a few years, though, and you'll have an impressive build."

Once Harry finished changing, he walked upstairs into the living room, where Remus was waiting.

"Nothing replaces practice and sparring," said Remus. "If you keep practising somewhere at school, you will do yourself the most good. I doubt you can spar, but that can't be helped." He handed Harry a thick book. "This is the best book I could find on our type of karate. The pictures and instructions are good - for a book. You're welcome to try anything, but if you can't figure out a technique, or trying it causes you pain or discomfort, wait till you get back. Improper practice will hurt your knees and back, and you're not a werewolf, so you don't automatically heal those things every month."

Harry nodded, and shrunk the book down to the size of a postage stamp. Then he grabbed Remus' arm, and the two disappeared with a resounding crack.

*

Harry and his friends took up half the tables at the Leaky Cauldron. The Weasleys minus the elder brothers, Hermione and her parents, Neville and his grandmother, Tonks and her parents, Cedric and his parents... and Remus along, to boot. Even Mr. Ollivander made an appearance - it was quite a crowd. The adults gathered around their own table, while Harry and his friends occupied three smaller ones.

By far, the most entertaining person was Ginny, who chased after Fred and George all night with her new wand, while Mrs. Weasley tried desperately to rein them in. Every now and then, Ginny would flash him a mischievously evil grin, before launching hexes that emulated disgusting bodily excretions, the mildest of which was something she called the Bat Bogey Hex.

Her hexes and the twins' retaliations drove most of the other patrons of the Cauldron out. When Mrs. Weasley finally petrified the three of them and floated them home, Harry tipped Tom an extra twenty galleons to keep him smiling.

Tonks was next to leave, giving Harry a crushing hug and a kiss on the cheek before leaving.

"I'm going into Auror training!" she said, a proud smile on her face. "Starts tomorrow, in fact. Three years of hard work - though I hear there's ways to make it shorter if you've got experience. I can't wait!"

"You'll do great," Harry assured her.

"Thanks! You look after the team, you hear me? Make sure we win!"

"Ced and I will manage."

"You bet," Cedric said, clapping Harry on the shoulder. "I've bought a couple more recordings, so we've got new material to try out."

That prompted a ten-minute conversation on Quidditch and Cedric's promotion to Captain, before Tonks again said her goodbyes and disappeared into the floo, along with her parents.

Cedric and Neville were the next ones to leave, which left Ron and Hermione. Mr. Weasley, Remus, and Mr. and Mrs. Granger huddled around one of the smaller tables, talking; Harry took Hermione and Ron out to walk the alley, chatting about school and Harry's work. Ron was thrilled with the Nimbus 2001 broom that floated in the window of the Quality Quidditch, and was soon extolling the broom's virtues like a salesman. When Mrs. Weasley returned to collect the rest of her family, Ron immediately pounced on her about the Nimbus. Harry tried his best to tune out the conversation, though the increasing volume made it difficult.

"C'mon, Mum!"

"Ronald, no. Now, stop fussing."

Ron hung back muttering as his mother walked towards the other adults. "S'not fair," he said to Harry. "Why can't I ever have anything new? S'just a broom."

Hermione shook her head. "It's really expensive; I don't think they could afford it."

Ron's look darkened considerably. "I bet if it was Ginny asking, she'd get it. She gets new everything."

"Well, she's a girl..."

"Why does that matter? Why is she more important?"

"Ron, you're being-"

"Hermione, you're not helping." Harry gently pulled her away from Ron, and moved in closer.

"Look mate, I've been working all summer, and there's no way I could afford that broom."

"You've-"

"I know I can get it if I want to, but then how long's it going to be before I can put that money back? Two years? Three? Four? I can't afford it, plain and simple. Your dad's the only one working, Ron. He makes loads more than I do, I bet, but not so much that four-hundred-and-eighty galleons is pocket money."

Ron looked mulish, and Harry shook his head. "Think, mate; first food, then clothes, then whatever your house needs, then anything your mum needs, then anything that needs replacing... how much has he got left?"

"Not much," Ron muttered, scowling at the ground. "It's... all my life, I get told no. Nev's a great friend and all, but he's got so much, and for all he complains about his Gran, she almost never tells him no. I can't wait to be grown up, and do what I want."

"There's a lot more to being grown up than just doing what you want," Hermione retorted.

Harry shrugged. "Hey, what do I do now? Just like your dad, I work all day, pay for food and anything else I have to, and save the rest. If I leave, say, about seven galleons a week to blow on stuff I want to have, I'll have about a hundred galleons saved from this summer. I probably won't spend that much, so let's say a hundred-fifty.

"And that's all going to Remus, so that he's got food, a couple of robes, and can keep going to his classes. I think that's way better than a broom."

Ron never had a chance to reply, as Mrs. Weasley came bustling back, snatching Ron up in her wake. "We'll see you again soon, dear!" she called back to Harry, and within the blink of an eye, they were gone.

"That... sounded a lot like Dad," Hermione said quietly, a small frown on her face. Harry gave her a questioning look, and she blushed and looked away. "Sorry, it's just that you sound a lot more like an adult than a boy sometimes - but it's a good thing."

Harry gave a one-sided shrug. "Okay. I think it's mostly that I know a bit more about it, working and all. I mean, this is what it's like for a grown-up. School's, well... fake, you know? Maybe that's not the right word..."

"An illusion?" offered Hermione, and Harry nodded emphatically.

"Yeah! I mean, we get classes on cool magic, but it's all just so that we know what we're doing, and then we can get a job, you know?"

Hermione looked offended. "There's more to school than that!"

"Yeah, I know, but that still comes down to a job - just a better one, is all."

"You still sound like my Dad."

Harry scoffed. "I sound like my uncle sometimes - and that's not a good thing, trust me. I'm trying to sound more like Remus - he's great."

Hermione nodded, and then frowned. "Remus said you were doing karate? More fighting, Harry?" Hermione's voice carried a hint of distaste.

"Nah, it's not that; I just wanted Remus to take care of himself, eat and have decent clothes. He looks a lot better now, and that's the important part. He's got the money to keep taking lessons, and buy food for the year, and I'm sure he'll do that - that's what I really wanted out of this, and if I know how to throw a kick or two, great. I left him a lot more than I earned over the summer, but don't tell him that."

Hermione gave a small "humph," and changed the subject. "I wonder if Mrs. Weasley would let Ron work. I asked my parents, but they said no."

"You wanted to work? Why?"

"So I can stay around here and do magic, of course."

Harry laughed; Hermione pouted.

*

August whittled away slowly. The days - even weekends - he spent tending Ollivander's shop or trying to make a wand, with his failures more and more respectable each time. The evenings he spent with Remus, either attending classes or simply hanging out. Even with Remus side-apparating him everywhere, it was close to ten by the time Harry made it home each night.

Uncle Vernon never said a word. It was equal parts relieving and disappointing.

All too soon, Harry found himself shaking Mr. Ollivander's hand as they locked up his shop on the last day of August, and Harry handed over his key.

"Thank you for all your help, Harry."

"It was fun working for you, Mr. Ollivander. Would you like me to help you next summer?"

"Let's allow next summer to arrive first. However, I doubt I'd ever refuse you."

*

King's Cross Station teemed with people, which made Harry doubly glad he had only a backpack to carry. Hermione had done a superb job with her trunk, shrinking it to the size of a matchbox; it now resided in a pocket of his backpack while they walked side by side, talking. They had yet to see Neville, though they had already spotted the Weasleys, a small puddle of red in a sea of brown and grey.

By the time Neville appeared, Harry had greeted the Weasleys, entertained Luna and shared a passing hello with Pansy. Neville and Harry scouted out a compartment, and quickly set themselves up by the window, leaving Hermione room to lie out on the seat beside Harry.

As the train began to move, Harry and Neville began to talk animatedly about their summers, while Hermione rested her head against Harry's leg, reading a textbook.

A timid knock at the door stopped their conversation. Harry stood and slid the door open; outside, standing not much taller than the enormous trunk she dragged behind her, was Luna. Her eyes wide and bright with tears and her arms shook with both emotion and exertion. She shook her head back and forth, as if warding off his questions. She looked so very, very sad.

It broke his heart.

"Come in, Luna," he said, absently shrinking her trunk. "You're always welcome here."

After a moment, the conversation began again; the only difference was tiny Luna sitting on the floor tucked safely between Harry's legs, happily reading her Quibbler magazine.

*

The carriages that bore them back to school were seemingly horseless, but something existed up front - almost, but not quite, visible - that made Harry very nervous. He sat quietly beside Hermione, with Luna on one of his knees, while Neville took up the seat opposite them. Hermione and Neville were discussing classes, but Harry's attention was elsewhere. Even the scene Luna had caused with Hagrid when she demanded to ride with Harry to the school rather than take the boats hadn't managed to shake a growing unease that gripped him as he approached the school.

Hogwarts felt different this time, as Harry watched the castle loom ever closer. There was a hint of darkness that he had never noticed before; a sense of foreboding that permeated the area, warning of danger. Though his watch assured him it was still September 1st, the crispness of the air and the depth of the fading twilight made him shiver.

Something was wrong.

Or maybe, something had always been wrong, and working with Ollivander had taught him how to sense it.

*

Ginny made it into Gryffindor as expected, and spent a great amount of time blushing and stuttering around him. She was almost as endearing as Luna was. Still, she lacked Hermione's self-confidence to follow him to the Hufflepuff common room, which limited her attempts at conversation. For some reason, Hermione took great satisfaction in this.

Luna ended up in Ravenclaw, which made Harry curse quietly. How was he to look out for her in one of the houses he couldn't influence? It was a mystery to solve, to be sure. Lockhart's introduction and the resulting cheers from the girls of Hogwarts had left his ears ringing for an hour.

Despite Harry's best intentions, Luna soon became a tertiary concern as classes started full swing. He made time for her whenever he saw her, but Hermione was riding him to stay ahead in his schoolwork, and Neville wanted Harry to teach him how to duel "both the muggle way and the traditional way." Combined with his Quidditch practice, his days were quickly loaded to capacity.

*

It was official: Defence against the Dark Arts was now a joke. While the Gilderoy the Gormless stood grinning behind a personal shield as he backed into his office, the students screamed and ran wild, chased around the classroom by scores of Cornish pixies. They charmed several students with weird appendages, and dragged others kicking and screaming to be hung from the ceiling. Only a few students tried to fight back, including Harry and his friends.

Hermione walked around freezing pixies solid with some kind of charm. Ron and Neville both put Petrificus Totalus to use - and then chased their pesky blue targets around, as the Body Bind did not stop the pixie's wings. Harry targeted one pixie at a time, aiming a precise banishing charm to sending it flying back to the cage, unlocking the cage when it neared, then locking the cage behind them as it flew in. He repeated this several times, picking off the pixies that were chasing his friends, though he had to pause frequently to allow others to throw pixies in the cage; after a small eternity, the room was pixie-free.

Harry slumped down in his chair, feeling weak in his center from casting so much, so quickly. Most other students were sweating from running around, but seemed fine otherwise. The hungry ache running up and down his spine made him think that while his method was effective, perhaps running around might have been less stressful.

"Are you okay?"

He turned to a concerned Hermione and smiled, trying to correct his posture despite the ache. "Yeah, I just used a bit too much magic." Harry winced as he heard the wheeze in his voice.

"I should say so! That was what, sixty spells?"

He shrugged. "Yeah, I got about twenty or so. Probably should have done what you did... don't know that spell, though."

"No, no, what you did was great; I mean you were in control of the cage opening and closing, so they couldn't escape again - that was a big help by itself."

"I agree," said Lockhart as he re-entered the classroom. "That was a very impressive use of the Banishing charm, Harry - isn't that fourth-year material?"

Harry closed his eyes for an instant to prevent them from rolling, and then turned to Lockhart. "Stocking shelves at Ollivander's has its benefits. Pixies aren't wands, but they can be 'shelved' just the same."

"You're absolutely right! Take ten points for your efforts, Harry! And five points to everyone else who helped! You've all earned it!"

There was a collective groan, and they spent the rest of the class rescuing the hanging students, and helping the badly hexed to the Hospital Wing.

The pixies set the pace for many a Defence class; Lockhart was hardly a model teacher. Besides his fondness of releasing creatures upon them, he enjoyed digressing into tales of his exploits, much to the joy of Hermione and the other girls. Harry found himself missing Remus strongly in those classes. His tales of the Marauders put Lockhart's stories to shame; it was patently unfair that Remus was a good man and lived a horrible life, while Lockhart was so obviously a liar - or at least very lucky and egotistically naive - and lived a life of luxury. Even Quirrel was better, despite his betrayal and his fake stutter. Betrayal or not, Harry had learned a lot about duelling and defensive magics from the man.

Lockhart managed to cover the necessary topics, though - barely - so Harry held his tongue, grumbling quietly to himself in class, and studying Defence on his own in the library. He made particular effort to learn any creature-specific spells, as he was quite tired of magical vermin ambushing them in class.

Other classes followed their expected norms: McGonagall was strict, Snape was demeaning, Flitwick was funny, Sprout was cheerful, Sinistra was aloof and mysterious and Binns was flat-out boring. Harry found his developing sensitivity to magic quite helpful in Transfiguration and Potions, where precision and detail mattered most. Charms, too, became easier, mostly due to his efforts in learning how to summon and banish, as well as his struggles to control those fiendish measuring tapes.

By contrast, he allowed himself to coast along in History and Herbology. Those classes had the longest essays and projects, and with all the other demands on his time, he decided that something had to give.

The Quidditch locker room was ample space to exercise and practice his karate without attracting attention. Neville, Cedric and Hermione knew about it, though Hermione begged off. Neville was eager to join in, and Cedric sometimes came to watch. Harry talked the older boy into the occasional duel, to keep up with what Quirrel had taught him and to help teach Neville.

By October, every class had gone through several assignments and tests; pleased with his individual assignments, Harry glanced at the mark sheets posted in the common room. He topped Defence by a fair margin, and was pleased to find himself in the top five for Transfiguration, Charms and Potions. Neville was top in Herbology, showing a natural talent that no one else in his year possessed. Now that her name caught his eye, Harry was surprised to see Pansy Parkinson at the top of the marks list for Potions, and not too far down the list anywhere else. Hermione was top in History, Transfiguration, Charms, and Astronomy, and a close number two in the other three.

Luna surprised Harry in that she was top student in all her classes. She was now friends with Ginny, and the two spent all their time together, which pleased Harry to no end. He felt very unqualified to be a big brother.

November arrived without snowfall; the grounds were a dull, lifeless brown, and the trees had long since shed their foliage. Harry walked the castle halls with a constant warming charm, the fruits of Hermione's reading ahead. Mid-terms were creeping up on them, and it had different effects on everyone: Hermione sequestered herself in the library in full-study mode, while Neville retreated to the Gryffindor common room to hang out with Ron and escape the stress. Luna and Ginny were hanging out, and Cedric was rarely available in any event, with a two-year gap between them. Hufflepuff had won their only Quidditch game of the term, which meant that practices were on hold until January.

Left to his own devices, and unwilling to ramp up his own study efforts, Harry found himself with a fair amount of free time. After a lonely walk through the empty halls, he impulsively decided to bother the one person he hadn't talked to this year, and went in search of Professor Dumbledore.

Reaching the entry point to the Headmaster's office, a large stone gargoyle loomed over him, blocking the staircase.

"Um, can you...?"

"The Headmaster is aware of you," it answered, and Harry winced - its voice was like car tires on gravel. The gargoyle slowly stepped out of the way, and Harry walked up the spiral stairs to Dumbledore's office, walking through the open doorway.

The office itself was spectacular, combining the best parts of a library, observatory, laboratory and living den. The furniture alone was worth a fortune in his estimation, all antique wood design, with bronze trimmings and edging. Over by a large fireplace was an enormous desk; small arcane devices sat on the edges, whirring an clicking away, and a quill scribbled noisily, very intent on finishing whatever it was writing, pausing only so that the parchment could roll itself along.

Books removed themselves from the shelves and flew off to other rooms, quickly replaced by new ones that flew in, and then every book on the shelf shuffled around some to sort the new books properly. On a raised level, a large telescope turned and shifted, focusing on some new object in the sky. On a nearby worktable, another quill was writing away, documenting - or perhaps drawing - whatever the telescope saw.

The sudden appearance of a hot cup of tea drew Harry's attention to the desk; a tall glass of pumpkin juice appeared as well. Near to where the glass appeared, a comfortable chair grew from the floor - which Harry supposed was for him. Not five seconds later, a bright fire erupted in the air between Harry and the desk, warping and coalescing into the form of Albus Dumbledore. A magnificent crimson bird, easily the size of a large eagle, took flight from the Headmaster's shoulders, and alighted on an ornate, bejewelled stand nearby.

Dumbledore smoothed down his long white beard and stalked briskly over to his desk, his purple robes and cloak billowing out behind him. "Excuse the dramatic entrance, Harry. Please, have a seat." Harry took the seat that had grown for him, while Dumbledore settled into his own. The quill and parchment slid over to the edge of the desk, and kept on writing.

"I... wow," breathed Harry, still glancing around at the office, and taking in the sight of the bird.

Dumbledore smiled. "I know, Harry, I know. One day, these will all seem simple cantrips to you, and your own home or office will be every bit as splendorous as mine is. I admit to liking my creature comforts.

"I have just stepped back from a rather intense session of negotiations for international trade. Apparently, the Pacific Rim has had a drop in their currency value, and suddenly all proponents of free trade or nearly free trade has cold feet. The European Council is especially conservative and proud of the galleon's standing, and they see any fluctuations, however natural, as cause for panic.

"But I could use a break from all that, at least for a while. I have allotted thirty minutes for you, Harry - will that suffice?"

Harry blinked, and then shook his head furiously. "I'm sorry; I didn't mean to interrupt anything, especially if you're busy. I can go, if you like..."

Dumbledore shook his head throughout Harry's rambling, smiling all the while. "Its fine, my boy - they'll not miss me for thirty minutes; I daresay they could use the break, too. Now, tell me, what brings you to my office?"

Harry shrugged his shoulders, and flushed with embarrassment. "Well, I'm... bored." His blush deepened as Dumbledore raised an eyebrow, but the man's smile was still there, so Harry soldiered on.

"Everyone else is taken up with studying, or pretending homework doesn't exist. I'm ready for my mid-terms, Quidditch is done for now, and I... don't really have anything to do. I ... I was wondering if there was anything you needed done - you know, for the school, or something?"

"Do you mean to say that, since you have a few moments to yourself, you wish to work?" Dumbledore's grin was all teeth, and Harry ducked his head as Dumbledore began to laugh. "Harry, oh Harry, I wish everyone shared your work ethic. I would find this so very unhealthy in most children, but it's not as though you've deprived yourself of fun or friends." With a sigh, Dumbledore regained a more serious mien. "I'm sure you've realized that Hogwarts is a wealthy institution. Whatever our professors cannot handle, we have House Elves to accomplish, so I don't believe that I have anything nearly as engaging for you as Ollivander's was over the summer."

"M'sorry," Harry mumbled, looking down again. He was disappointed, and now that he'd done it, he felt about two years old for whining to the Headmaster that he was bored.

"Harry, look at me." Harry found himself unable to resist the command, and their eyes locked. "I can't help you if you don't tell me what you need."

Again, Harry felt the compulsion irresistible.

"I've worked all my life," he whispered. "Ever since I knew that Uncle Vernon didn't care about me - Aunt Petunia hates me, probably because of my mum, but Uncle Vernon just doesn't care... and so, if I wanted anything, I worked … Around the school, around the neighbourhood... I was good at what I did, they paid me... I'm used to working... sitting around is odd, it doesn't make sense. I've done my exercises, my Quidditch, my homework, my studying; I've seen my friends as much as I could... I've done everything there is, and there's still time... I want to do something..."

"But why, Harry?"

"Because... because that's what Uncle Vernon does, he works all day, every day... and maybe... maybe I can make him proud of me..."

Dumbledore's eyes were dancing with light; Harry wondered if they always did that when the elder man was thinking. And he certainly was thinking - his face showed all the subtle signs of stress.

"Come with me," he commanded, and held out his hand. Harry took it, and Dumbledore's bird flew over, landing on the Headmaster's shoulder. There was a bright flash, and the office was gone.

For the next several moments, all Harry could look at was the liquid sky - waves rolled gently above him, and schools of fish played in the cyan waters over his head. The sun shone through, infusing the water with a glow that reflected on the white marble surfaces of the building around him.

He found equal delight in the building itself. Ornately carved pillars rose to unseen heights through the water, while the floor looked like beaten gold. The entire structure screamed magic at him, more so than even Hogwarts.

There was no subtle darkness here; there was incalculable power and with it, safety.

A hand squeezed his, drawing his attention to Dumbledore. "Welcome, Harry, to the single surviving building of what once was Atlantis. This is home to the International Confederation of Wizards, and where I spend a great deal of time throughout the year."

"Supreme Mugwump Dumbledore…?" Harry turned to see an elderly man in stately robes, eyeing him with a small degree of confusion.

"Ah, Mugwump Fotoya, your timing is impeccable. May I introduce to you Harry Potter, from my school? Harry, this is Mugwump Hitoshi Fotoya of the Pacific Rim Ministry."

"Mr. Potter," Fotoya echoed, moving forward to shake Harry's hand, "Your exploit as an infant is legendary, I must say. I wish you nothing but peace and prosperity for the remainder of your life."

"Thank you," Harry managed, a little surprised that a non-British wizard would be well versed in his history.

"I have brought Mr. Potter here for a brief tour of the complex. I believe that you and the others could use a pleasant diversion; what do you say?"

"What an excellent idea! Allow me to gather the rest." There was a spring in the old man's step as he left the room.

Dumbledore gave Harry's shoulder a pat. "You see, Harry? Nothing pleases old, grumpy men like the presence of a polite child - it gives their hearts another reason to continue beating."

"Won't I be a bother or something?"

"Not at all; just being able to put a smile on someone's face is a power all its own, my boy."

*

"...was amazing, Hermione! Every room had this massive crystal in it, and power just oozes off of them! It's nothing at all like Hogwarts - it's a hundred times better!"

Harry decided he'd grossly underestimated Hermione - she was a good friend, and a great listener. She sat beside him in the common room while he talked, completely enraptured by his descriptions. Neville sat across from them, taking in Harry's animated speech, though he seemed less amazed; he'd probably already heard of the place.

Harry's respect for Dumbledore had grown to immense levels. It would have been more than fair for the Headmaster to send him on his way; as it was, Harry had expected advice of some sort, or an admonishment to study ahead or stay with his friends. But that... that had been amazing, and it had opened his eyes to just how big the world was, magic or not.

When Hermione finally begged off to study, Harry went with her to the library, and while she searched for books on Transfiguration, he looked for books on Atlantis.

That night, dreams of large, glowing sea crystals filled his mind.

*

Harry set his quill down, satisfied with his performance on his last exam. He had more than defended his efforts for the term, and almost immediately put them out of his mind. Ron and Neville looked pale, a dreary look of relief on their faces. Hermione looked anxious, but Harry immediately disregarded any concern she might have - if her exams weren't perfect, they were close enough. And so, Harry asked her something completely different.

"Hey Hermione, will I be able to see you over the holidays? We never did get to a movie over the summer."

Hermione gave him a look of surprise, and then a tiny smile. "Sure, I'd like that."

"Great! I promise this time; I'm not working over Christmas."

Hermione's smile grew, and they continued walking to the Hufflepuff common room. When Harry's hand bumped into Hermione's, she grabbed hold, and kept it for most of the trip.

As Harry packed the last of his belongings and shrunk his trunk down, a knock on the doorway turned his attention to Professor Sprout.

"Harry, do you have a moment?"

"Of course, professor." Harry set his trunk on the bed beside his backpack and turned to face his Head of House.

"I've noticed that your marks are quite impressive - in most classes. However, in History and Herbology, you're not really trying. Is there something wrong?"

Harry couldn't help but blush, but he tried to keep eye contact. "Um ... not really, professor. I just have to a get lot done, and I ... um ... figured that History and Herbology would matter the least in the end. I'm sorry, I must sound like a horrible student but maybe its better that you hear me say it's my own choice."

"I see." Harry winced at the tinge of disappointment in Sprout's tone. "I won't say you're the first to have made that choice, Harry, but please remember that I take pride in what I teach, and it is important material, even if it's not as exciting."

"I don't want to disappoint you, professor, but … well … you give maybe the most homework ever, besides Professor Binns. I'd love to make you happy, but, well, I'm not Hermione - I can't just fire off a three-foot essay like a letter home. I worked at Ollivander's over the summer, so if you wanted to know about trees, I could tell you a lot. But I can't promise to do better; there's too much to do, and..."

"And …?" Sprout's tone indicated she understood perfectly what Harry didn't say, and that irritated him.

"Why do you want me to put my foot in my mouth? Are you trying to get me in trouble with you?"

"All I want, Harry, is for you to try your best. It will help you in the long run."

"Yeah, well..." Harry took a breath, swallowing as much of his budding anger as he could - every bloody teacher said the same, useless lines over and over and over... "Look, I'm sorry if I've disappointed you, but it's my decision, and unless you suddenly decide to give out less homework, I'll probably stick with my choice.

"Oh, and the last teacher who told me to 'try my best' sent a letter home to my aunt and uncle when I told them that. My uncle threw it in the garbage. Just wanted to let you know, in case you think I have 'support' at home, or something."

"I see." Sprout turned to leave, and now that he'd finished his venting, Harry's conscience demanded immediate reparations.

"Professor?" Sprout turned her head back to him. "I want you to know that I like you just fine - you're a great teacher and a great Head of House, I'm just not that into Herbology."

"Of course, Harry. Thank you." She seemed to dismiss his concern, but Harry thought she was a little happier when she turned to leave this time.

*

Harry took the time to un-shrink his friends' trunks before saying his goodbyes and leaving the train. He made sure to go the long way around Ron, who was walking awkwardly past Draco Malfoy and his parents. It was no mystery that Ron and Draco hated each other; leaving Ron to fend for himself wasn't too evil a thing to do while they were still on the platform. Harry suppressed a snicker, and carried on. He broke into a huge grin when he spotted Remus, and the two shared a tight hug before Remus spun them on the spot, apparating them to his home.

Harry talked non-stop about his classes and about Dumbledore's tour of the ICW while he unpacked his trunk, while Remus put an early dinner together in the kitchen.

"Good to hear your year's going to well." Remus ruffled his hair as he stepped into the room, and handed him soda. "How'd Quidditch go?"

Harry frowned, and took a long pull from his drink before answering. "Ravenclaw didn't change a thing from last year, so I don't have a lot to say about the game - we won easily. As for Slytherin and Gryffindor..." Harry shrugged noncommittally. "It really depends on the new beater, Harper. If he and Qold can work together, then we can win against Slytherin, and we have a chance against Gryffindor. Without coordinated beaters, Slytherin will destroy us, and the Weasley twins will shut us down."

"You sound a little morose over it."

"Well, yeah; Harper's as green as they come. Slytherin ... maybe. But Gryffindor will take the cup this year, for sure. Tonks was irreplaceable."

"Come on now, Harry - look at what you did for them last year."

Harry snorted and took another drink. "I'm a chaser; if we were missing a chaser or a seeker, then yeah. But beaters and keepers need to be older years, just to be big enough to play the spot. I think it's the biggest problem with Hogwarts Quidditch, actually: You can replace chasers and seekers pretty easily, but if you lose a beater or keeper, your team could be screwed for three or four years."

"So how are you going to fix it?" Remus asked, a small smile playing on his face.

"I'm not," Harry said bluntly, instantly annoyed at whatever Remus was trying to get at. "Ced told me only two people tried for the position - Harper and some other bloke - and Harper won the spot. So he didn't win because he's good or anything, he won because we needed a beater, and he was it. You can't fix not having Quidditch players in the House."

"But you could train them. Train several students at once, so that there's always someone to fill in."

"That's Cedric's job, not mine. He and Qold can train Harper, and that's it for a couple more years."

Remus' smile disappeared. "You're not much of a team player, you know."

"I am too! I do my job, learn the plays and work with my chaser team. What more do you want? I'm not being paid for it, you know."

Remus looked at him blankly, and then shook his head. "You're right - you're not. Let's talk Christmas, then. You're free for two whole weeks; what are your plans?"

*^*^*^*

Ginny was thrilled at Ron's gift. Who would have ever thought he'd be sensitive enough to get a girl a diary? Mum had grilled him to death over where he'd gotten it and how much it had cost, but she seemed satisfied with his answer - some other student had an extra, apparently. She couldn't wait to begin writing.

As with all of her books, she carefully scribed her name in the upper left-hand corner of the first page. To her shock, her name disappeared immediately! Suddenly this seemed a lot more like Ron, or Fred and George. If this book was some sort of prank...

Hello, Ginny. My name is Tom Riddle. How are you?

Oh. OH! Never mind, this was the best gift ever! A diary that answered you? Ron could never have afforded something so expensive. Maybe Harry had bought it. Yes, that was instantly her favourite theory - Harry had bought it, and Ron had given it to her because Harry was shy.

Just like her.

With renewed fervour, she began to write in the diary, and the day crept slowly by.

*^*^*^*

Granger.

Granger, Granger, Granger.

Pansy leafed through a copy of the marks list for her year, interested in the performance of her peers. Potter's name featured prominently in nearly all their classes. He seemed to have some aversion to History of Magic and Herbology, though - something that would keep him from ranking in the school.

He was untouchable in Defence against the Dark Arts. His demonstration of 'shelving' pixies, to use his own words, was extremely impressive. Since that first class, there hadn't been a creature that Potter didn't know the necessary spells to contain - spells that she wondered if Lockhart had even bothered to look up.

Transfiguration, Charms, Potions... and a respectable mark in Astronomy - one that indicated he wasn't willing to spend the extra hour to master the math he was doing. Typical boy, but obviously gifted enough to get away with it.

His class performances weren't what stood out in her mind, though; it was his time minding Ollivander's over the summer. Given the ease with which Potter had repaired her damaged wand, marks weren't an accurate method of measuring his worth. Ollivander had a hand in his instruction now, and that was in a league all its own.

Then there was whatever relationship Headmaster Dumbledore had with Potter - there was something there, given their relatively frequent greetings and their body language. If there was truth to that, then Potter had amazing connections for his age, which was a huge mark in his favour. His friendship with Longbottom was another mark for him - Madam Longbottom was highly respected, and her voice carried weight. By extension so would Neville Longbottom, eventually.

The Weasleys were non-entities, and so was Lovegood - she seemed to be Potter's current pity-project. Still, the signs of a good family man were there. Cedric Diggory was present in Potter's circle, as well - another upright family, if overly liberal in their political standing.

No, there was only a half-mark against him.

Granger.

A muggleborn - a lesser. She would taint Potter's image in the worst way, biasing other families' opinions of him by her mere association.

But she was obviously a prodigy, as evidenced by her standing in every single course. By the end of her schooling, she would likely bring her name a fair degree of respect, perhaps enough to forgive her low birth. Potter's mother had done much the same for herself, enough to convince James Potter's parents to bless their marriage.

A lesser... the urge to grind her teeth was overwhelming. Tolerating Granger would be a necessary step to befriending Potter, but she honestly wondered if she could. She looked at the marks again - Granger was a solid first place overall, while she estimated herself somewhere near tenth. Potter was just outside the top ten, courtesy of this History and Herbology marks.

Beaten handily and fairly by a lesser; it was frustrating and embarrassing. Still, Granger was a fluke - a diamond in the rough. No other muggleborn in the school had broken the top twenty, banished to the bottom of their classes by their lack of knowledge and perspective. In that light, Potter had also adapted well - another mark in his favour, perhaps.

Granger would win respect - and so Pansy had to give her respect, consciously and willingly, until it became second nature. That was the only way to reach into Potter's circle, and she very much wished to do so.

Because Harry Potter, blood, upbringing and House membership aside, was a charming and well put-together young man that her father would most certainly approve of, if she could get things started in that direction.

*^*^*^*

Harry Potter was a wonderful person.

Luna enjoyed drawing his face on her ceiling, humming a Weird Sisters' tune while she worked. She'd never met a wonderful person before, so it certainly deserved a drawing.

She'd met a few tolerable people - Daddy was Daddy, of course, but if Daddy weren't Daddy, he'd be one of them - tolerable. Because he certainly did tolerate her, and she tolerated him.

She'd met many rude people, who didn't even look at her, and evil people, who called her names and stole her things, and insulted Mommy. It was horrible to insult a dead person, when they couldn't fight back. There should be a law that says you can only say nice things about dead people.

But only one wonderful person, so far.

Maybe Headmaster Dumbledore was a wonderful person, too - at least, Harry had described him that way. She wondered if Hermione would be a tolerable person. She spent a great deal of time with Harry, and probably wanted to kiss him.

Because Luna did. And Luna knew Ginny did. And maybe Pansy Parkinson, who seemed to be very interested in Harry, did too.

Wonderful people are automatically good kissers, after all. She didn't know for sure, but they just had to be. She did know that they had comfy legs to lean against, and they played with your hair, and they listened when you talked, and they gave you hugs when you were sad, and they scared away the evil people when they were being evil, and they sent you funny notes with their amazing owl, just to make you laugh...

Luna wiped the tears from her eyes; it wouldn't do to be crying when she was thinking about a wonderful person; it certainly wouldn't do to think about why Daddy wasn't a wonderful person - that would be wrong.

But true.

But still wrong.

A flutter drew her attention to the arrival of Hedwig, who carried what was undoubtedly a Christmas card in her talons.

Wonderful people also send cards and letters on holidays.

Hedwig dropped the card, and flew over to Luna, landing on her outstretched arm. Hedwig was large enough to lean over and nuzzle against her face, wiping tears away.

Obviously, owls could be wonderful people, too. There were now two wonderful people that she'd met, and they coincidentally knew each other. She would have to write to Harry and see if he was free at all for the holidays. If he were, then it would be the best Christmas, ever.

*^*^*^*

She had a date. Hermione Granger had a date. Her very first, in fact, and she was a writhing mass of nerves.

Harry hadn't exactly said it was a date, of course, but he meant it. All the looks, the hugs, the playful nudges … they way he played with her hair whenever they were alone or studying in the library. It was all so innocent, but it was becoming serious now - because Harry had asked her on a date.

It had to be serious, because her mother had cornered her about boys and sex again, to her extreme mortification. Except that this time the talk wasn't so mortifying, because there was actually a chance that something might happen.

With Harry.

It took effort to keep from bouncing around her room excitedly, and focus on taming the horrid mop on her head. Oh, she should just cut it all off! But Harry enjoyed playing with it, so he must like long hair. She'd leave it for now, but she'd ask him about it later … much later … after their date. For which she was now late getting ready. There was still a dress and earrings to pick.

Her heart leapt from her chest when the doorbell rang. He was here, and she hoped he was on the same frequency she was. If he'd come in jeans, then she was wrong, but if he was dressed up a bit, then she was right, and he really liked her, and… and she was a horrible date already, leaving him downstairs for her parents to harass!

Hermione tore down the steps three at a time, and stopped, amazed to see Harry laughing away, telling his parents about something he'd done with Remus. She was ready to slap herself - this was Harry, who held a job and talked to adults all day. Of course, her parents wouldn't bother him. But - oh, he looked good, and she was so glad she was wearing black! A warm sweater that matched his eyes, dark slacks and shoes, and his hair spiked into the most adorable mess. A gold watch, and golden wire-frame glasses - how much had he spent on himself? He must have done his shopping over the summer. But when did his glasses change? Had he worn them all term, and she'd only now just-

"Hi."

Harry was staring at her, a grin on his face - and suddenly, thinking was overrated. "Hi." It was her last coherent thought for quite some time.

*

She couldn't remember the movie. She could barely remember what they'd had for dinner. None of that registered as she let herself into her home, and took her coat off.

"Well?" she heard her mother ask. "How was your night?"

Hermione turned to look at her, slowly comprehending that Harry was gone now, and she was home.

"Hermione, is everything alright?"

Her only real memory surged for release. "He kissed me!"

Her father nearly spilt his coffee, laughing uproariously at her blunt admission. Her mother had a slightly exasperated look on her face.

"Let it go, dear," her father called when he'd recovered. "She's obviously fine."

*^*^*^*

Harry ran his hands tiredly across his face and through his hair. It had been quite a night.

It wasn't exactly a date he'd had in mind, but it was obvious that Hermione had interpreted it that way. He was glad he'd decided to dress up, because Hermione had looked amazing. Watching Hermione preening under his attention made him decide on the spot that it wouldn't be so bad if it really were a date. So, as he brought her home at the end of the night, he gathered his resolve and gave her a light peck on the lips before walking back to the waiting cab.

It had lacked the grandeur and drama of the soaps - a quiet, simple date at a regular restaurant, followed by watching Forever Young, which was as far away from an action movie as he was willing to venture. A night spent talking about school, what they thought would be fun spells to try, and what plans they might make for the summer. The only thing that betrayed it as a date at all was the fact that they'd held hands nearly the entire time - and, of course, he'd kissed her.

Yeah, that was good. He wasn't sure that his feelings ran as deep as hers did, but he fully intended to let her try to change that. Hermione was smart, she cared for him and she'd just proven that she looked great when she wanted to. There'd definitely be more of these nights, and he was probably on the hook for flowers now. He'd have to ask her what type she preferred - no sense filling her room with something she hated.

The cab dropped him off at Remus' house, and he walked inside, throwing his coat into the corner.

"So, how'd it go?"

Harry turned and gave Remus a huge smile that the werewolf returned. Nothing else was necessary. Remus ruffled his hair, handing him a cup of coffee. They passed the rest of the evening listening to Quidditch on the Wizarding Wireless.

*

Harry saw Hermione as often as he could, and even managed to visit with Luna in the Alley, where her father had once again abandoned her for the day. He received letters from Neville and, to his surprise, Pansy. He laughed at the formality of their writing, and sent them letters of his own.

Harry spent Christmas Day at the Grangers' home; Harry entertained Hermione's parents with tales of the dreaded measuring tapes while she saw to dinner at her own insistence, though she would occasionally poke her head into the living room to listen or talk.

"See, the best part of it all is that they're not magical - no enchantments, no anything. All their action is based on the control charm I'm casting, and that's why it's so hard."

"It's more complex than your schoolwork, then?" asked Mrs. Granger, prompting him along.

"Yeah… let me think for a minute." Harry paused, trying to formulate an explanation. He began again slowly, testing his words. "Magic's kind of like my karate lessons, in a way. We start right at the bottom, like learning how to throw a punch. All the spells we do are simple - just one easy command: Lift, push, pull, light, darkness, restrain…"

"Wingardium Leviosa, Depulso, Accio, Lumos, Nox, Petrificus Totalus…" chanted Hermione from the kitchen doorway. Her parents nodded at them both in understanding, having heard of these spells numerous times.

"So, all those spells are kind of `learning how to punch,' if you get me. They're very simple." Harry motioned back to Hermione. "Hermione taught me how to do a warming charm in October. It's an OWL spell, I think."

"Fifth year Charms," Hermione confirmed.

Harry grinned at her. "See how smart she is?" Hermione ducked her head and smiled while her parents chuckled.

"I'm going to check on dinner," she mumbled, and disappeared back into the kitchen.

"She really is," Harry continued. "That charm needs to sense what the temperature around you is, what your temperature is, and calculate how warm the air around you should be to make you comfortable, and then make it that warm. It's really complicated, and you have to set it all up in one go."

"That does sound awfully difficult," remarked Mr. Granger. "And you and our little Hermione just up and started doing advanced magic, just like that?"

"Well, Hermione's brilliant. Me … not so much. See, I'd never have gotten it if it hadn't been for Mr. Ollivander's measuring tapes. Those tapes were even worse - I had to specify what person, what limb, how to crawl, what measurement system to use, what parts of the limb you measured from and to, how to come back to me and how to show me what the measurements were. You only have a few seconds to work your wand, say the words and think the right things or the charm won't work, so you can't even take your time; you've got to make all that happen in one shot. So naturally, my first few times were horrid - they crawled up the walls, in the drawers, up my trousers…"

Mr. Granger roared with laughter, and Mrs. Granger was wiping tears of mirth from her eyes; the kitchen echoed with Hermione' giggling.

"Well, it's true! They did!" Harry sighed dramatically and waited for the laughter to die down before resuming. "Anyways, after a couple of weeks, they sort of started to behave. But it's those charms that made me understand how to cast multiple commands, so when Hermione taught me the warming charm, I had half an idea about what to do.

"And that's kind of like going up in belts in karate, you see? More complicated moves and stuff that you can only do after you know the basics."

Mr. Granger nodded, smiling. "I understand completely - it's a natural learning process to begin to focus on groups of things instead of singular things as you improve. So, these OWLs of yours are like a test for a black belt, then?"

"Err, no, not so much, more like a brown belt. NEWTs are a black belt at the end of seventh year. We have to do some pretty impressive things for those."

"So, what's after then?" asked Mrs. Granger, slightly confused. "I was led to believe that there wasn't much to do after Hogwarts, academically speaking. If you call the end of Hogwarts a `back belt,' then where's the other half?"

"You can test for Mastery in a subject area," Hermione shouted from the kitchen. "Everything else is some sort of research or invention."

"Like Hermione said," agreed Harry. "Mastery means you can teach the area, or do whatever else there is. It's the last level anyone bothers to test for, and the rest is like … like …"

"Like studying for a doctorate?" offered Mrs. Granger.

"I guess so; I don't know a lot about university and how it works."

"A doctorate is the highest degree in a subject," Mrs. Granger clarified. "You have to present your own research in the area and defend your findings to a panel of other doctorate holders, and they judge if your work is acceptable."

Harry slowly nodded as he listened. "That's kind of what like Ollivander said, yeah. You present your work to other Sorcerers, and they invite you to join them if it's good enough, and you get to call yourself a Sorcerer. If you're like Professor Dumbledore and you make a whole bunch of contributions, or maybe just one that's really important, then they call you a Grand Sorcerer. Dumbledore told me that he presented all his work at the International Confederation of Wizards, so if you become a Sorcerer, the whole world knows about it."

"Grand Sorcery is like winning the Nobel Prize," Hermione said from the kitchen door. "Except that they gave him an Order of Merlin, First Class for it."

"So naturally, that's what Hermione's going to do," joked Harry, smirking at his girlfriend. Hermione blushed prettily and fled into the kitchen once more.

"It would certainly suit her," her father agreed, before looking towards Harry. "And what about you, young man; any thoughts to your future?"

"I don't know. I'd like to have my Defence Mastery, and maybe if there's some way to work further in that area, I would. Other than that, I'm not sure."

"Dinner's ready!" called Hermione, and the conversation derailed into compliments for Hermione's cooking and the noisy devouring of food.

*^*^*^*

Pansy let Potter's letter fall to her desk. She was annoyed - very annoyed.

Potter and Granger were dating. How … muggle of them. Pansy was far from ignorant; muggle dating was effectively a betrothal whose terms were in the hands of the children instead of the parents, which often made it temporary, but also made it dangerous because dating led to sex. And sex was one of the largest differences between muggles and wizards: Muggles were welcome to their `casual sex,' their perverse orgies, and disgusting habits of switching partners throughout their lives. Despite the filthiness of such a life, there was no true danger to the muggles indulging in such behaviour.

Wizards, on the other hand, followed different rules entirely - the rules of magic itself. Magic was not the formless, universal power that muggle fairy tales made it out to be. It was personal, an extension of one's very soul - it had rules and boundaries to it, just like light and gravity; just like a person. Wizards and witches sacrificed a part of themselves to their partner - their first and only partner - something that only death could recover. Sex created a bond of power - it was marriage, plain and simple. And neither Potter nor Granger was aware - they couldn't be, as no muggle could properly parent a witch or wizard.

Potter would get it first; he was intelligent enough to extrapolate from his time with Ollivander and realize his innocent mistake in how he perceived magic. That was her hope, in any case, as she didn't yet have the rapport with the two to begin such a personal conversation.

There was an enormous list of couples who'd `married' well before any formal ceremony or celebration because of their indiscretions in Hogwarts. In some cases - like the Weasleys, so the rumour went - they were good matches, and survived. In others, the marriage was loveless and barren, but short of murdering one's spouse, it was impossible to escape. By far, those who held off on sex ended up with the most successful marriages; it was a fact hammered into every proper witch and wizard by their parents. But not Potter and Granger - and now, if they weren't careful, they'd be rutting like ignorant muggles and trap themselves.

And that would ruin any chance of her being with Potter, as well as her respect for him in general. She could stomach losing to Granger after Hogwarts, when they'd both had years to turn Potter's head. But not like this - not to ignorance and muggle lust. That would be intolerable.

*^*^*^*

Winter term started with a flurry of new projects and assignments, and Harry looked forward to his routines of Quidditch with Cedric, karate and duelling with Neville and studying with Hermione. After only two days, however, two upset blondes derailed his well-set plans.

Luna tugged on his sleeve during breakfast on Wednesday, looking depressed. Harry motioned for her to sit down, and she did. There was some murmuring from the Ravenclaw table, as none of their House ever sat elsewhere for meals up till now. Harry, who sat at the Gryffindor table beside Hermione, paid them no heed.

"So, what's up?" asked Harry, once Luna had settled.

"Ginny's being weird."

"What do you mean?"

"She sits and writes in her diary all day, and doesn't do anything."

"Yeah, Ron said something about that," said Neville over his pumpkin juice. "He got her a diary for Christmas, and she's glued to it."

"Okay…" Harry wasn't sure what, exactly, was wrong. "So, she's a little obsessed with it - that's not anything too horrible."

"But she doesn't want to see me at all - we barely even talked in our classes."

"That's too bad," Hermione said as she leafed through a copy of the morning paper. "She's been a good friend to you."

"But-"

"You didn't do anything wrong," said Harry. Hermione's comment had clicked the final piece into place for him. "She's not doing this because of you. Unless there's something you did…?" Luna shook her head, her eyes brimming with tears. "Then it's settled. If Ginny's ignoring you, ask her to spend more time with you. Just look at her once like that, and she'll cave immediately." A watery giggle erupted from Luna, and she gave him a strong hug, before turning back to fill her empty plate. By the end of breakfast, Luna looked happy again.

It wasn't to last, however. Luna found him again in the library, interrupting his time with Hermione. Harry invited her to sit at their table right away, shelving his annoyance. Hermione wasn't so subtle about her annoyance, but she grudgingly held her tongue at Harry's silent plea. Neither asked about Ginny; the answer was obvious by Luna's very presence.

When the professors posted the first updated mark sheets, Harry was surprised to suddenly see Ginny suddenly jump several spots to the number two and three positions in her classes. Luna was still top in everything, but since she wasn't hanging around Ginny anymore, he wondered where the change came from. Luna took this change poorly, and Harry diverted yet more time to her.

Hermione was not pleased.

Harry found himself alone in the library one evening as a result, as Hermione had long since finished her essays. He felt it rather petty of her to be upset over his taking care of Luna, and they'd argued twice now over it; if studying alone was the consequence, he'd live with it. His essay mark would drop maybe ten percent if Hermione didn't proofread it and as it was a History essay, he wasn't concerned - and if he were, there was always Cedric.

Damn it all, he was thinking too much on it.

"You seem pensive, Potter." Harry grunted in acknowledgement as Pansy sat down across from him, clasping her hands somewhat formally. "Is that History you're working on? I'm surprised to see you so engaged in a course you clearly dislike."

"Just because I hate it doesn't mean I don't have to hand in the work," he answered, scratching out the rest of his current paragraph before setting the parchment aside to dry. "There, that's done for now. There's enough on the page to pass, at any rate. So, what's up?"

"Pass?" echoed Pansy with a frown. "Surely that doesn't satisfy you."

"Not usually. So, what's up? History's probably not why you're here."

"That's rude of you," she sniffed. "If you don't want company, ask me to leave."

"I am not starting with you," Harry said evenly. "I have one girl upset at me, and another clinging to me because everyone else seems to hate her. If you're here to pick a fight, I don't need it. If you're here for something else, then let's get straight to that and skip the small talk, because I really need something else to think about for a while."

"Fine," Pansy said in a clipped voice. "School first, then. I have an issue with the Fera Verto spell: No matter how perfect the shape of the object is, it always keeps its animal colors, and nothing I've done has fixed the problem."

"Yeah, I had that problem, too. Hermione didn't, though."

"Yes, and since you've resolved your problem, I'm asking you."

Harry was unsurprised at Pansy's dismissal of Hermione's success, nor was he particularly bothered by it - under normal circumstances, Hermione would be here to defend herself and Pansy likely would've held her tongue. "Okay, you can do it my way, and twirl your wand tightly just as the animal reaches the shape of the object."

"But that will-"

"-Will give a command for color change," Harry continued in a raised voice, "I know - don't interrupt me." Pansy frowned, but kept silent, and Harry continued. "You're not finishing the command with anything, and you're not changing your thought-image, either. But giving the command kind of `loosens' the animal's skin, and it'll take on the object's color instead of keeping its own."

"That's incomplete spell work."

"Transfiguration's an art," Harry said, waving a hand absently. "You use the spells any way you have to in order to get what you want."

Pansy was unmoved. "An OWL examiner would take a fifth of your grade away for something like that," she pressed.

"Why? The work's done."

"The spell isn't mastered, and you had to address your own personal weakness by borrowing from another spell - one that the examiner did not ask you to cast."

"Then McGonagall-"

"McGonagall doesn't have the time to check everyone's spellwork that closely," Pansy said, cutting him off. "The OWL examiners will test you one-on-one, and they'll notice. You'll lose your O if you use shortcuts like that - you'll get a low E or a high A at best."

"Magic's magic," Harry scoffed, aggravated at the idea that such a detail was important. "If I can use the tools to do the work, why do they care about the specifics?"

"Because magic isn't just magic," Pansy said, raising her voice for the first time. "It's not like some cheap muggle tool, like you and Granger think it is. It's you - it's your soul, and being anything other than in complete control is dangerous."

Harry stared at Pansy, then out the window, forcing himself to digest what she'd just said. He was angry - there was a retort ready on the tip of his tongue, but he held it in. Pansy had used some heavy language, talking about souls, and given the rather extensive vocabulary she liked to use in her letters, it probably wasn't just for added drama.

It reminded him of similar words from the summer. Sensing Pansy's impatience, Harry thought aloud. "My karate instructor told us that the strength of a punch or kick wasn't how hard you threw it, but hitting the right spot with the right timing and the perfect body movement, and really wanting to hit hard, too."

"That sounds particularly barbaric, but it's the right idea. If a muggle can appreciate the concept for something as crude as punching someone, then surely you can understand it. It's entirely possible to perfect a spell, Potter - even as a student. If you cast a perfect Fera Verto, then any animal will become any object - anything that McGonagall could do with the spell, you could, too."

"I seriously doubt that."

"Another mainstream muggle stereotype that you have to unlearn," she said crossly. "Age is not power - perfection is power. Age tends to bring experience, and experience tends to bring perfection, but perfection is possible for you right now, if you're determined enough. I'll grant you that McGonagall probably casts perfect Transfiguration spells nine times out of ten every day, but you're not responsible for every Transfiguration spell being perfect right now - just the ones for this year."

Harry grunted an acknowledgement, scowling at Pansy's smirk. He'd lost this particular argument completely and fairly, so he stifled his rebuttals. "Fine," he said after a moment. "I'll work on it, and I'll let you know when I've fixed the problem. Is that fair?"

"It's more than fair," she said, a genuine smile appearing on her face. "There are a lot of things about magic that you should have been told as a child," she said, her voice a little softer. "It's all here to read, and you should look into it - and if you prefer talking, I promise to answer any questions you have."

It was impossible not to smile at that - Pansy was quickly becoming a friend to him. "Thanks," he said, his mood much improved. "I'll keep that in mind."

They spent the rest of their time in the library on actual homework. Pansy offered to proofread his History essay and was surprisingly thorough; aside from correcting mistakes, she suggested easy, one-sentence corrections that she assured him would increase his mark. By the end of the night, Harry was quite happy.

Hermione was even less pleased now, and just in time for Valentine's Day, too. Harry wondered what an amazing day they would have, arguing over nothing. Holding her back one evening after dinner in the Hall, he walked her to the Quidditch locker room.

"We need to talk," he started, and immediately regretted his choice words as she stiffened. "Not that - I'm quite happy with you. But you're not happy, and I don't get what I'm doing wrong."

"Nothing, I guess," she said quietly, looking away. Harry sat her down on a bench, and then sat beside her.

"I don't want the `make Harry happy' answer," he pressed. "Tell me what you're thinking."

"I … I want to spend more time with you - alone; without Luna and definitely not around Parkinson. I … I miss you."

A frustrated sigh escaped Harry's lips, and he stood and began to pace. How much time did everyone think he had? Neville, Cedric, Hermione, Luna and now Pansy all wanted a large chunk of his time, and that list didn't include his classes and homework.

"Okay, let's keep weekends for us," he mumbled, thinking aloud. "Ced's just Quidditch practice, and Nev's just for workouts … you like to study, but so does Pansy … and Luna just wants company. So, it's just you, Pansy and Luna that overlap."

"Luna keeps trying to get in between us," Hermione interrupted him. "Whenever I try to hold your hand or kiss you, or - or anything, really, she jumps into one of her stories about imaginary creatures, and she gets right up in my face, or she wedges between us."

"Come off it. She's not-"

"She is. I'm not making things up."

"Alright," he sighed, "I'll deal with it. Wait, you know what? We'll deal with all of this in one go. I want you to start studying with me again."

"Not with them."

"Yes, with them," Harry insisted. "If they have problems, I'll deal with them. I don't have a problem with kissing you in front of them, so they can just live with it."

"Um… okay," agreed Hermione, seeming slightly alarmed. Harry just smiled at her and grabbed her hand, leading her towards the library.

*

Poop.

It was the nicest thing she could think of to describe her mood; it wasn't a swear, but it wasn't a happy word, either. Harry had done something very annoying: She'd just drawn his attention to a book - conveniently placing it in front of Hermione's face, keeping her away from Harry - and Harry had pulled the book away from her and leaned over to kiss Hermione. Then he said, "Luna, I'm sitting beside Hermione because I want her to kiss me - if you keep getting in the way, we'll find someone else to hang out with."

Poop.

She'd stayed, of course, because Harry was still a wonderful person. He just didn't want to kiss her - only Hermione. And that was sad. Oh well, maybe it would help make Hermione a tolerable person; she'd probably be much more tolerant of her now that she wasn't trying to keep her from Harry. Still, where would she find a wonderful person that wanted to kiss her? They were ever so rare, and Hogwarts didn't exactly have the best selection of wonderful people - at least, not the boys.

Maybe the girls would be nicer. She'd never thought of kissing a girl before; that might be nice. She wondered what it might be like to kiss Ginny - since they were barely friends now, it wouldn't do any harm - it might even be nice.

Much better than poop, anyways.

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Pansy clicked her heels against the stone floor as she walked, both as a way to relieve her frustration as well as to announce herself to those in her path, that they might clear it.

To her supreme discomfort, Potter insisted on keeping Granger close while they studied. It had always been Pansy's intent to offer Granger a degree of respect, but the concept took some getting used to, and Potter's abrupt change in study habits forced her to begin now, before she had developed any prepared responses.

It was Lovegood's fault, in retrospect. The little girl butted her head unsubtly between Potter and Granger at every instance, forcing Potter to take a firm stance on the issue. It would be even more difficult to win Potter's affections with Granger constantly present. Still, it was hardly impossible, just that much lengthier a process. No young `dating' couple ever seemed to stay together for long in the muggle world; the two would fall apart at some point, and even faster if Potter sensed someone else able to show him affection.

Still, his actions commanded respect - she couldn't think of any other boy in school, no matter how well brought-up, that could so quickly diffuse a growing social issue like that - if they even sensed an issue at all. It was small details such as this that proved Harry Potter a man among boys, and well worth her efforts to attain.

Her larger problem was Granger. She was intelligent yet unsophisticated, verbose but without the vocabulary to back her up. She took no time to tend to her looks aside from attention to hygiene, and she dismissed most witches' pastimes as frivolous. Her only positive feature was an active curiosity and an energetic, optimistic attitude that proved very contagious. And there lay the enormity of the problem: Granger was easy to respect. So easy, in fact, that Pansy wondered if she could avoid befriending her. That avoidance was absolutely necessary - to fight with another witch for a wizard's affection was one thing, but to sabotage a friend's happiness was a bit outside of her boundaries.

A noise drew her attention to an unused classroom. Just inside the door, she spotted the most unlikely thing - Lovegood and Weasley - Ginevra Weasley - locked in an intense kiss. It was shocking beyond words - all she could do was stare at the forbidden act, equally enraptured and repulsed by the level of passion evoked by the kiss.

Weasley broke away first, and ran from the room like a shot, never even acknowledging Pansy. Lovegood did notice her, though she simply shrugged, as if to say `oh well, I tried,' before leaving the room at a more sedate pace.

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OH MY GOD, TOM! LUNA KISSED ME! SHE KISSED ME LIKE A BOY!

That's very strange, Ginny.

I don't think I like her like that. But I kissed her back. This is going to cause problems, I'm sure of it. I've got to talk to her. But first, I need to go wash my mouth out.

Was it that bad?

No, but Luna drinks coffee, and I don't like the taste. Be right back.

Of course.

Hi, Tom. I'm back.

You're sad, Ginny; I can tell. Why are you sad? Is this about Luna?

It's Harry. I like him a lot, but he likes Hermione. They went out over Christmas, and Harry did something for Valentine's Day that made Hermione really happy.

Oh, that's too bad. But Christmas, Ginny? That's a long time ago. I thought you told me everything.

I wanted to I don't know. I want to be near him, but Hermione chases me off. I'd hex her, but she's two years older than I am. Hell, she's a year older than Harry - that's so strange, but Harry likes her better.

So, what are you going to do?

I can't do anything. Harry doesn't spend time with me. Every time I see him, Hermione's there.

So, why don't you try to get him alone?

You don't understand! She's Hermione! It would be like trying to fight with a professor. She makes me feel stupid. I know it's wrong to hate someone, but I hate her! I hate her because she got to Harry first, and Harry likes her back.

Oh, Ginny... that's so sad. Wouldn't it be nice if Hermione would simply go away?

That's an awful thought. But yes, if she'd just leave, I'd be happy.

And Harry? Wouldn't it be nice if he liked you?

Yes, more than anything.

Maybe I can help you.

But you're a book.

But I'm an enchanted book.

Yes, you are.

And I know many, many things.

Yes, you do.

Haven't I made you as smart as your friend Luna? She was on top of everything, and now you both are.

Yes, you have.

I can make Harry like you, Ginny. I can even make Hermione as good a friend to you as Luna is. Because I know all the right things to say and do.

Can you tell me?

I could. But do you think you could really pull it off? Could you speak so confidently, that a professor would nod their head?

No. Probably not.

I can. I can speak for you, you know. Ron is a good brother to you - he got you a book that can do amazing things.

What do you mean `speak for me?'

My magic would let me put words right in your mouth, if you let me.

Wouldn't that hurt?

Ginny, I'm offended. Ron didn't get me to hurt you. I can't do it at all if you're not willing. If you don't want to, that's fine. I only wanted to help.

Okay. What do I have to do?

Just put both hands on my pages, and relax. Pretend you're going to sleep, Ginny. Think nice thoughts, dream of Harry, think of what you and he would do if you were alone, and had all the time in the world.

*

Harry was kissing her. Harry was touching and holding her. Hands and lips everywhere, and Ginny loved it. This was everything she had ever wanted.

It's just a dream.

Luna would be jealous - hell, every girl that had ever met Harry would be jealous, to see him sucking on her, stroking her hidden areas aggressively, possessively.

Harry doesn't have brown hair or brown eyes. Harry's not this tall.

The aggressiveness increased, but she loved every minute of it. She was warm, safe, loved... As her body built to orgasm, her mind drifted away, surrendering to the comfortable darkness that waited in Harry's arms.

Not Harry. This isn't Harry. Tom?

But Ginny was already gone.

*

Her eyes snapped open, and flashed crimson with power and malice. "Success," she hissed.

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Pansy stirred in her sleep, as something brushed against her leg … then the inside of her other leg … and now between …!

Her eyes flew open, and she kicked out reflexively. Who had the gall to-

Pansy went very still, except to slowly reach to her nightstand for her wand. It was no boy that rested on her covers, pawing at her. A great snake lay coiled loosely on her legs, half-concealed by her blanket. It watched her lazily, slowly extending itself along her stomach, drawing ever closer to her face.

But Pansy was not slow.

"Stupefy."

The serpent went rigid, and then fell limply against her, a hundred pounds of dead weight. With a great heave, she pushed the snake and her covers to the floor, and stood on her mattress.

There was a great hiss from the floor - another snake? Pansy muttered "Lumos," illuminating her room. Her floor was a writing mass of snakes, dozens of the things. Most of these types were poisonous. Whoever had broken into her private room, she would see them expelled and arrested for attempted murder - after she'd removed their testicles, since only a boy could be this stupid. Now, to escape this mess.

Pansy grabbed the drapes around her bed, and ripped them from their railing. With a muttered "Engorgio," they grew to massive proportions, and she banished them neatly over the floor, easily covering the distance to the door. The snakes hissed and writhed underneath the drapes, but she stepped quickly between the lumps and threw open her door, escaping into the hall -

The hall teemed with even more snakes. The screams coming from other rooms indicated that this was no simple prank. A small pang of fear pierced her concentration and she stumbled, unsure for the first time what to do. Where could she go that was safe? There were no spells in her repertoire to combat such a large number of creatures. She thought herself relatively advanced in her magics; the others would fare worse than she had, but how could she help? Was there anything that would work against them?

One of the larger snakes slithered towards her, and she reacted immediately, "Stupefy." Not knowing what else to do, she inched down the hall, stunning every snake in front of her. She made her way slowly to the Slytherin common room, and then towards the portal to the halls of Hogwarts.

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Ginny wasn't back yet. It was well past curfew, and Luna began to wonder if waiting outside the Gryffindor tower was such a good idea. Ginny always came to bed well before curfew, and Luna wanted to talk to her - maybe even kiss her again, if she'd let her. Ginny didn't seem to like it as much, but maybe it would grow on her.

If a professor came, there'd be trouble. It was probably time to leave. There was a tingly feeling like when Mrs. Norris, the caretaker's cat, was near. If she was here, then it was definitely time to leave.

But this feeling was worse - much worse. It was like a hundred Mrs. Norris's, or even a thousand … it was big. It was evil.

And it was hungry.

Something slithered past her leg, and she yelped, jumping back to the wall. Snakes - snakes were everywhere! They were pouring out of the shadows, crawling over everything!

And something very, very large was in the shadows in front of her. She could almost see it, but she kept her eyes away - to look upon it was death; she didn't know how she knew that, but she believed it.

It moved closer, edging out of the shadows. The other snakes moved out of its way as its coils unwound, occupying most of the hallway with its girth. She shivered and pressed harder against the wall.

If she ran, it would kill her.

If she stayed, it would kill her.

If she looked up, it would kill her.

She didn't want to die like her Mum; she wanted to grow up and see things and be happy. But there weren't any spells strong enough to help her. Not against this.

Maybe one.

But it killed Mum.

But it was coming, and she was going to die.

Dying like Mum was better than being food. Anything was better than being food.

Tears leaked down her face as she lit her wand and then tucked it behind her ear so that she could see her shaking hands. Carefully bringing her magic to her fingertips like Mum taught her, she slowly, fearfully began to trace a pattern in the air with her hands.

Her spell failed before it even started: She'd made the castle angry. Very angry.

From all around her came a powerful shove, and suddenly she was standing in the field outside the castle, where the grass was damp and very, very cold. Her body, shocked, shivering and spent from fear and exhaustion, made it very clear to her that it was upset too, and she pitched over and threw up.

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Hermione smiled at Harry's dozing form, and ran her fingers through his hair. He had very soft hair, and his head had somehow managed made its way onto her lap - imagine that. She continued flipping pages dutifully in the fifth-year Charms book she borrowed from the library, but her heart wasn't in it anymore.

Harry had corrupted her, with his boyish charms, his soft hair and his wonderful kisses. Studying wasn't as fun anymore, especially when Harry was sleeping so cutely in her lap.

What just hissed?

Hermione looked up towards the stairs to the dorms and went rigid - there was a huge snake on the stairs! A snake! Huge! On the stairs!

She screamed.

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Harry snapped awake and rolled off Hermione, bringing his wand down into his hand. "What the hell?" he said, looking around frantically. Had they been found out? It was after curfew, but he'd brought his cloak, and they'd been quiet -

"Snake!" shrieked Hermione. Harry turned to where she was pointing - there sat a very large python, with a smaller one just behind it. A quick glance around revealed that more snakes had begun to enter the room from … where, exactly?

Not having an answer, and needing to pacify his now-hysterical girlfriend, he brandished his wand and used the only spell he knew worked on all animals: "Fera Verto!"

Hermione looked at him, then back to the rather simple wine goblet that stood on the stairs in place of the python. Then she slowly brought her own wand to bear, and cast the spell herself. Soon, all the snakes in the common room were wine goblets of varying degrees of quality. Harry summoned them all to him, and banished the lot out of the window and into the freezing cold.

The rest of Gryffindor House soon was awake and screaming. Harry disappeared up the boys' staircase, while Hermione went up the girls', and soon dozens of wine goblets flew out of every dorm window as the entire House practiced their second-year transfiguration on the hapless snakes.

In all the fuss, Harry quickly found Hermione, kissed her goodbye, and fled the tower under his Invisibility Cloak. Now was the perfect time to get back to his dorm. He took the hall at a run, and rounded the corner - and came face to face with a snake the size of a school bus.

Harry looked up into its blazing golden eyes, and his heart clenched. The most exquisite pain coursed through his veins, and breathing was impossible. Somehow, he'd made it to his knees, and then he was cheek to cheek with the floor. His legs would not move; his arms were too weak to lift him.

His vision was blurry, but he heard the great serpent slither away. From somewhere near him, a voice spoke.

"It knows where your girlfriend is, Potter. It won't take much to break into the tower, you know. Not much at all."

"G-Ginny?" he slurred. It was her voice, but it was cold, tainted by an unbelievable malice.

"Ginny's out-to-lunch at the moment," the voice replied. "You can call me Tom - it's only fitting that the boy famous for defeating me is given that luxury, after all."

No. This was not happening. He forced himself to look up; forced his arms to obey; forced his eyes to see. Ginny's face hovered before him, but there was no mistaking the crimson gleam in her eyes.

"V-Voldemort…"

"Tom," she corrected with a cluck. "Just Tom, Harry. May I call you Harry? I'm very impressed with your inability to die, you know. Perhaps we'll sit down and trade methods one day, once I've caught up with my older self. As it is, I'm just a seventh year. It's amazing what you can learn in seven short years if you try hard enough. For now, though, I have to run. Say goodbye to Ginny, Harry; it's the last time you'll see her alive." Without warning, Ginny closed the distance and kissed him soundly on the lips. "She always wanted to do that, you know. She worshipped the ground you walked on, and her angst over your courting Hermione Granger gave me the perfect way in. Cheers, Harry. Best you get on, before you have two dead girlfriends to worry about."

Harry struggled to his feet, the pain receding with every passing moment. How could he get to the tower in time? That thing would break the portal open with no effort. Ginny sent it after Hermione - Tom sent it after Hermione…

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The Headmaster's Office:

A student has died…

He was unprepared.

There was a presence … a familiar sense of dread … all those decades ago… the monster was loose! Albus quickly flicked his wand about, charming his eyes and disillusioning himself to the point of invisibility. It had taken him very little time to ascertain the identity of the monster when young Myrtle perished in 1943. There had been no sign of injury or distress, nor any indication of the Avada Kedavra. Only the gaze of a Basilisk could do such a thing, and now the monster was loose again, just like fifty years ago. Just as before, the wards rang out in warning - but only after a student had died, an unacceptable delay, and yet he had never changed it. The wards sang again, and then again - death, they echoed, the students are dying

Everything was happening again, just like fifty years ago… and again, he was too slow, too complacent, too focused on his other duties to pay proper attention to Hogwarts. The Chamber of Secrets was open, and again, Albus was unprepared. This time was much, much worse. Last time, he had been close to the second-floor washroom and his magics were still primed from his battles with his one-time friend Gellert. It had been nothing to rout the serpent, a wave of fear that caused it to retreat almost instantly. Such magics were beyond him now - it had been more than a decade since he'd truly prepared for battle, and now it would cost him the lives of his students.

Death… Death… Death…

He flew; his feet leaving the ground as his magic propelled him forward, fighting against every second that passed…

Death… A student has died… A professor has died…

The corridors whisked by as he closed in on the echoes of the serpent's presence. The basilisk was near, and soon he passed the bodies - the limp forms of the deceased, and the rigid forms of the merely petrified - those who had only indirectly looked upon the creature. At least some would survive, he thought. At least some were fortunate…

And here was the beast, over the body of his Muggle Studies Professor, Burbage. Albus brandished his wand, sending the most powerful severing charm he could muster. The Basilisk jerked sideways, and a small cut appeared down the serpent's side. Great Merlin, how old was this beast that it could so resist his magics…

It sped off down the corridor, and Albus followed, sealing corridors into solid walls to prevent access to more innocents. There would be no more death now … only this thing's destruction. He herded it back toward the second floor, back to the washroom where he'd first sensed it, where it had first killed. There, he could deal with it alone.

But wait … The wards registered two students there - Ginevra Weasley and Harry Potter. Harry… NO! If anything happened to that boy, he would bleed the creature dry, and transfigure its corpse to pure oxygen. He forced himself to fly faster, but the serpent was quicker yet, and it reached the washroom first.

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"No, Potter, you don't understand at all, and you won't until the very end. My beautiful pet is merely the distraction, a toy for all the teachers and Aurors to play with while I disappear. By the time they come looking for little Ginny Weasley, all they'll find is her corpse, lying beside yours - and I will be gone." Harry's wand sparked, and Tom smirked.

A thousand tiny details coalesced into a horrific conclusion, and Albus surged forward, allowing his disillusionment to fade. A small piece of him cringed as he unleashed a binding spell against Ginevra; it was almost certain to cause the girl permanent harm if she survived this. To his great surprise, she turned and redirected the spell, sending it towards Harry, who dove out of the way, erecting a shield. The shield shattered on impact, but Harry was far enough away to escape the spell's grasp.

Albus summoned two immense walls of fire, blocking Harry and the Basilisk from the fight. With a flick, his Patronus was away, alerting the remaining staff. There was an annoyed hiss, and the great snake was off down the corridor, with Harry chasing after it. A fear unlike any other sprang to life in his chest, but he could not disengage to follow Harry now; he was committed, and Tom was already casting. He could only pray that whatever had protected Harry from Quirrel last year was also at play here, and that the boy would not die.

Great shards of frozen air ripped past him like razor blades, nicking and slicing him despite his best efforts to shield. Choosing discomfort over true injury, Albus pulled his firewalls closer, their intense heat melting the remaining ice before it ever reached him. The distraction cost him, however, and he bent at the knees, squatting so low his face nearly touched the ground as three viridian lines of death sailed over his head. Whipping his wand forward, he lashed out with a whip of flame, intent on creating distractions of his own.

"Such immense potential in one so young," Tom cackled in Ginevra's voice. "Truly a seventh child - oh, I yearn to see her mother's face when she sees her daughter's corpse." Tom's wand had been moving the entire time he spoke, and the whip detached itself from Albus' wand and flew towards Tom, taking the shape of a great serpent. "Fiendfyre, Dumbledore? I could do better than this in my school years. Let me show you!"

But Albus was not listening; he concentrated on the stone beneath them, silently praying for Hogwarts' forgiveness as he stabbed his wand towards the floor. The floor between them erupted into the air, the rubble thinning and sharpening into deadly spines. Through the cacophony and dust came a shriek of pain. Albus allowed himself a smile as he took the time to stand, and began to weave a new spell on the stones.

The debris halted in mid-flight and shot towards a central point, growing and merging. A mammoth humanoid figure emerged from the stone, its boulder-like hands clumsily swiping at Ginevra's retreating form. Tom took no time to stop the blood flowing from Ginevra's body while he retreated, and that was cause for great concern. Surely, it would take more time than this for Tom to drain the necessary power from her body.

With a gesture, the walls of fire and the coiling serpent were instantly solid ice, and Albus flew after Tom, his feat several inches from the ground - running would not be fast enough.

As he neared his golem, he saw the hastily scribed rune beneath its feet, and quickly erected a spherical shield, gnashing his teeth at Tom's laughter from down the hall. The golem exploded, and two hundred pounds of stone flew in every direction, battering Albus' shield, bringing it crashing down. Albus fell screaming to the floor, pummelled by debris. He hoped beyond hope that Harry fared better than he was, and that Minerva and the others would be here soon.

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Harry ran after the snake as fast as he could; Dumbledore would see to Ginny, he was sure of it. How could something so large move so quickly? Dumbledore had obviously blocked several passages, but not all of them. The Basilisk was heading towards the Defence classroom, where he could hear Lockhart trying to calm several nervous students.

Harry couldn't catch it, and he prayed that Lockhart was worth even half his reputation.

"My God, NO! Look away, everyone! Stay away, creature! Stay…"

Lockhart's high-pitched voice faded into a rasping breath, and a soft thump announced his fall to the ground. The students screamed, and Harry ran all the harder.


"DON'T LOOK AT IT!" He roared as he neared the room. "FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, DON'T LOOK AT IT!"

He rounded the corner, and could see them, at least a dozen, crammed into the back of the Defence classroom, Lockhart's corpse between them and the basilisk. They all had their backs to the monster, which was steadily approaching them.

"Protego!" Harry's shield split the room in half; the Basilisk sniffed at the barrier, and then turned its attention to Harry; his skin ached and burned as they locked eyes. While Harry struggled with the sudden pain, the serpent darted back towards the entrance, passing him in the blink of an eye. The students continued to scream; Harry ground his teeth and forced his legs to obey, chasing after it, casting another shield across the doorway.

"Incendio!" A line of flame licked the serpent's tail, and it launched itself backwards, slamming into Harry and throwing him into the wall. He heard the snake hiss in annoyance as it tested the shielded doorway, and then it was again moving. As Harry found his feet, the basilisk's tail was disappearing into the Grand Staircase.

"Son of a bitch," he murmured, giving chase as fast as his aching body would allow. Ginny's demonic laughter rang out from below him as he chased the basilisk across the moving stairs; an echoing blast, and then Dumbledore cried out in pain. Hoping that the professor was doing better than he was, Harry continued to chase the serpent, making gains as the creature struggled with the moving stairs. So suddenly Harry nearly raised a shield, Ginny appeared before him, bleeding from dozens of cuts and floating in the air beside the stairs as casually as could be.

Ginny hissed something unintelligible at the Basilisk; it seemed to have no issue comprehending, as it turned suddenly, and launched itself at Harry, striking out at him and forcing him back. Harry stumbled and dodged, but the snake was relentless, and its gaze wracked his body with pain. On its third strike, its fangs sank into Harry's arm, puncturing straight through to the other side.

"And so it ends," Ginny said, her voice triumphant. For an instant, she smiled, her eyes gleaming blood red. And then the light faded, and her face went blank. And she fell.

"No!" Harry wrenched himself to the rail, catching Ginny by the hair, barely noticing his wand plummet into unseen levels below. She came to an abrupt stop and hung limply in his grasp, and made no noise. The extra weight jerked Harry half-over the rail, and there was a sickening snap - from him or Ginny, he couldn't tell. The Basilisk writhed and squirmed while Harry pulled at Ginny's unresisting form, and finally freed itself, backing into a coil for another strike. Harry felt one fang rip away from the snake, remaining lodged in his arm.

Harry fell back, Ginny collapsing into his arms like a rag doll. Still. Quiet. No pulse. No breathing.

"Ginny."

He lifted her head - surprisingly heavy without support - and looked at her face. Dull, lifeless brown eyes stared endlessly back.

Tom Riddle's laughter echoed from below him; McGonagall shouted in anger, and Harry could feel the power of their curses radiate up the staircase.

The scraping beside him warned him of the Basilisk's charge, and he turned and stood, dropping Ginny's body. The Basilisk's fangs caught him on the chest, and the weight of the snake bowled him over. The snake's eyes burned him, and the remaining fang dripped death into his chest. But Harry didn't care.

Nearly blind with rage and pain, Harry reached across and tore the fang from his bleeding arm, and clamped down on the snake's head with one hand, pinning it to his chest by its one fang. As the snake bucked and writhed, shredding Harry's lung, he methodically began to stab at the Basilisk's head with its own fang, the tooth easily piercing the monster's flesh. First the eyes, then deeper, trying to get to the brain.

Ten times, fifteen times, twenty times. The pain from the basilisk's stare was gone, though that hardly lessoned the agony now. His vision dimmed; all he could see was red, blood from both him and the snake - mostly him.

And then it was dead; he felt the shudder, the release of bodily control. Ripping the head away from him, he stood - and marvelled that his legs obeyed him, since he couldn't remember breathing in ages. A loud ringing sounded in his ears, and his sight was blurry and shadowed. So much red...

"Harry!"

He knew that voice, and soon, another person joined him in the blood, crushing him into a hug that would have stolen his breath, if he had still been breathing. Long strands of untamed hair - Hermione. Hadn't he locked her in her tower?

It was hard to think, and he could no longer see. How did they get to the floor? Wasn't he standing? He could barely hear her screaming, could barely feel her pound on his chest... and then, he felt his heart shudder, and lie still.

He looked up with the last of his strength, and for just an instant, he saw Hermione's tear-stained face through the mists and shadows, staring at him in anger, sadness, and horror.

And then there was darkness, and he was free.

*

"No! Not Harry! Take me instead!"

"You are beaten! You and your husband both! Move out of the way, you stupid girl!"

"Please! Please, no!"

"This is a waste of my time! AVADA KEDAVRA!"

*

Blurry images swam in front of Harry, and he slowly turned his head left and right, trying to get his bearings. His body ached, and his arm and chest throbbed painfully where the fangs had punctured - those would certainly scar. As the Hospital Wing came into reasonable focus, Harry groaned aloud. The Basilisk had stared at him - which had hurt - and it had bitten him, which had hurt even more.

At least the thing was dead.

"Are you awake, Harry?"

"P-Professor Dumbledore?"

"Don't get up, my boy. It's been only hours - far too soon for you to be doing anything but healing. How you survived the Basilisk's gaze or its venom remains a mystery to me, but I'm very, very happy to see you alive."

"M-me, too, sir."

Dumbledore chuckled. "Indeed. Well, the upside to this is that far too many professors and students witnessed your fight with the creature. I believe that Minister Fudge is awarding you a medal for this."

Harry frowned, wincing as even his face hurt to move. "A medal? For what?"

"Protecting the school. Fighting an elder Basilisk is something that even experienced wizards such as I would be at risk to do. The fact that you did so warrants the medal in and of itself. The fact that you are alive to receive your accolades is, of course, a miracle."

"Yeah… a miracle…" Harry looked away. "How's Hermione, sir?"

"Miss Granger is exceedingly upset about the event, I gather. She is also very worried about you."

"Probably pissed, too. I locked her in Gryffindor Tower."

"So she says. The portraits say you also sabotaged the Hufflepuff Warren as well. Still, you probably saved her life and the lives of several others by doing so. Miss Parkinson wishes me to inform you that every Slytherin remained in the dungeons, and well away from the Basilisk. You also rescued thirteen students in the Defence classroom, and countless others by fighting the Basilisk."

"That's good. I hoped that it would help. How... how many died?"

"No one you know personally, Harry. Eighteen students are dead, and twenty-three petrified - all from the Basilisk's first trip through the school. Professors Lockhart and Burbage have been killed, while Professor Sinistra was petrified." Harry felt his heart constrict, remembering Lockhart's corpse, and then Ginny's. Dumbledore placed his hand on Harry's shoulder, and his eyes danced with light, sparkling like stars.

"I want you to understand that you did your absolute best. No one could have realistically expected you to fight that monster, let alone kill it. While I engaged Tom, you took it upon yourself to do battle, and averted a tragedy of a far grander magnitude. Do not allow your heart to dwell on thoughts of those unfortunate enough to be in the Basilisk's path. I am very, very proud of you."

And immediately, the coils around his heart loosened tremendously.

"Thanks," said Harry, choking on emotions. "I... just, thanks."

Dumbledore nodded gravely, and squeezed his shoulder. Harry wiped at his stinging eyes, and then, with a shuddering breath, addressed the final remaining demon.

"What about Ginny, sir? What happened?"

Dumbledore sighed, closing his eyes and leaning back into his chair. "I fought as best I could, but I haven't primed my magics for battle since your parents' deaths. When I fell, Professors McGonagall, Flitwick and Snape took up the battle; all three were injured, Severus worst of all. We are not yet certain of his survival."

"...Oh."

"Harry, do not dwell on this; focus on yourself and leave worries and regrets to me. The Ministry will lay the blame at the feet of Slytherin's Creature, now that the Chamber entrance has been exposed and left open. No one will believe Voldemort's return, but everyone recognizes that you confronted and destroyed a thousand-year-old Basilisk, and are still alive. The school will recover, Harry, because they believe the danger to be ended."

"But-"

"But we know differently, yes. And it would be folly for us to tip our hand just yet. Let morale recover, Harry - it's important, so important, for people to feel safe. Let Voldemort go to ground; I will forever bar Tom Riddle from Hogwarts and Hogsmeade. We will take steps to ensure our safety, and then work to end Voldemort's threat."

Harry shook his head.

"Harry, you must understand that my first priority is the students. They must be safe here, and that means that there can be no blood hunt until I have secured Hogwarts. Then, I shall hunt him.

"He defeated me, Harry - not easily, not gracefully, and I certainly wasn't at my best, but he defeated me, with only the knowledge he had gained by his seventh year. He will have assuredly merged with his older self at the first opportunity - he likely has already. What would become of you, or me, or our friends and allies, should we attempt to find him this moment? What will become of the aurors that would pursue him?"

Harry scowled, but nodded, conceding the point.

"I know that you want blood now, Harry. I know that your youth is crying for vengeance. But this is not the end of things; we must first see to our security, and then we shall turn to our enemies."

"Yes, sir."

"Harry?" Dumbledore seemed hesitant to speak now, and that stirred Harry's curiosity. "After Ginevra's death ... when Tom reformed ... he took your wand."

"Oh." A twinge of loss and despair coursed through him. "Well, damn."

"Indeed. I thought you should know."

Within three hours, to Madam Pomfrey's bewilderment, Harry was fit to leave, and he walked carefully out of the Hospital Wing with four round scars on his arm, one on his chest and a dull ache through his body as the only lingering effects of his injuries.

He found Hermione seated in her "spot" on the large couch in the Gryffindor common room; she steadfastly ignored him, keeping her eyes riveted on her book. Harry sat down beside her, and looked away as she leaned away from him.

"Look, I'll go away in a minute, okay?" No response; Harry blew out a sigh. "I just... I'm glad you came to me," he whispered. "I remember you holding me at the end. Even though you weren't ... aren't ... happy with me, I was happy, because I thought that even though I was going to die, you were alive and I got to see you again."

Hermione did not acknowledge him in any way, but Harry thought he could feel a great deal of the tension ease from between them. While Hermione still did not speak to him, she stopped leaning away, and when he got up to leave, she went with him. Though quiet, Hermione stayed close to him for the rest of the week, and let him borrow her wand for his exams. While it wasn't the greatest match, the wand seemed to recognize him as Hermione's friend and worked quite well for him.

*

There would be no train ride back for them this year; the needs of Ginny's funeral took precedence over tradition. Harry took Hermione through a quick shopping trip in Diagon Alley and London, as she had neither the robes nor the makeup she desired to attend the funeral. For a moment, it almost felt like Christmas again, but that flicker of happiness died in the face of the trip's purpose.

The bus rattled down the nighttime streets of London; in stark contrast to the shaky vehicle, the two lone passengers passed their time in silence. Harry leaned back, resting his head against the window; Hermione, in contrast, leaned forwards, resting her elbows on her knees, and her head in her hands.

Silence.

It had ruled their time together for the last week of school and it still hung heavy between them, a barrier that neither seemed able to break for very long. Hermione would speak to him of exams and studying, and little else; and once they had written and passed their exams, there had been a marked absence of conversation.

Uncertainty fuelled it - at least that's what it was for Harry. With his eyes closed, all he could see were images of the basilisk, its lethal glare and deadly fangs... but he had survived, unbelievably, inexplicably.

Guilt and pride warred within his chest: Guilt at the sight of Ginny's corpse and Hermione's tears; pride at the sight of the dead serpent, pride in the eyes of Dumbledore. Together, they fused into the unsure, irritated feeling that passed for his current emotion.

Hermione was still simmering from when he locked her in the classroom … maybe. There was something else there, too, but he couldn't put his finger on it. Every time he thought about it, he came to the same conclusion: Hermione would have died, so he needed to keep her away. The only way to do that without hurting her was to keep her away from the fight.

And so, they sat here. Harry couldn't bring himself to apologize, knowing it was insincere at best and Hermione... well, she would eventually tell him what she felt, and he could work to fix it.

Or maybe she would be silent, like this, and their friendship would fade.

"No."

Hermione looked up from the floor questioningly.

"I need you to talk to me. I'm not just going to be quiet and let you walk away."

"I'm not going anywhere," she said quietly. "I'm here with you, aren't I? I don't have to be."

"But you aren't happy."

"I just want to be home."

Harry was at a loss to reply; there was really nothing to say, but that statement bothered him quite a bit.

"There's nothing that's going to jump out and eat me there, there aren't any psycho professors, there's only Mum and Dad. I don't have to worry about anything while I'm home."

"...Alright."

"You should be dead."

Harry nodded. "Twice now: Once from Quirrel, and now this."

"What if next time you really die?"

It took every ounce of willpower not to shrug - it would only set Hermione off. "I don't go asking for Voldemort to chase me, you know."

"But he is!"

"Yeah, and I'm trying to deal with it."

"And one day, he's going to win!"

"Shhh!" Hermione was far too loud for his liking.

"I don't care! Stop acting stupid about it! It's Voldemort! He's going to kill you!"

"Hermione--"

"HE'S GOING TO KILL YOU!"

"Is everything alright back there?" The bus driver's voice blared out from the cheap speaker above them.

"Sorry," Harry called towards the front. "She's upset because of a fight I got into earlier today."

"Do you need the police?"

"No, we're heading home now - we're good."

"Alright, then."

Blowing a sigh, Harry turned his attention back to Hermione. There were tears in her eyes, and she shook silently. She rebuffed his first attempt to put his arm around her, but on his second attempt, she clung to him tightly.

"He's going to kill you," she whispered, barely taking time to draw breath. "He's real, and he's going to kill you. Last year could have been… but now Ginny's dead and he's real... he's real..."

"Shhh. It's okay now. C'mon, breathe..." Hermione hiccupped once, but ceased her murmuring. Harry tightened his arms, and rocked her gently in her seat. "You should know by now that I can't die - I'm immortal." He felt Hermione stiffen, and he snickered over her head. "Hey, I'm trying to be a good boyfriend here, and make you smile. Now smile, because I said so."

"It's not funny," she sniffed against his chest. "You're not immortal and I don't want you to die."

"I promise not to die."

"You can't promise that."

"Maybe I can."

"Please, please don't make fun of this. I'm scared, I'm so scared."

"I know… I wish there was a way that I could make that go away. I … like being with you, and the only thing I'm worried about is scaring you off, and I don't want to do that."

"You won't." Hermione gave a great sniff, and Harry couldn't resist a chuckle.

"Just snort it back and swallow it, already."

"Yuck."

"Or just let it dribble out on my shirt - Remus can do a cleaning charm when we meet up."

"No. That's gross."

Hermione cuddled in closer, and Harry basked in the warmth, feeling something return that had been missing for two long weeks. He closed his eyes, savouring the moment.

"Harry?"

"Hmm?"

"My parents can't know anything, okay? Nothing about last year, nothing about this year - just normal school stuff, okay?"

"Won't the professors tell them anyways?"

"No. Muggle parents never get anything about Hogwarts. Please, Harry?"

"Okay. We'll keep it quiet around them; I'll pass word to Remus about it."

"Thanks … Harry?" Hermione seemed hesitant now. "I looked into the law a bit, when I was thinking about my parents… they don't really have any rights in our world. They're like … my property or something. If - if they try to pull me out of Hogwarts, they'll be Obliviated…"

"I'll take care of you," said Harry, answering the unspoken question. "I'd never leave you alone to go through that."

"Thanks." For the first time since that terrible fight, Hermione reached up and kissed him.

*

Ginny's funeral was a private ceremony in the back of her home, which the Weasleys called the Burrow. Harry felt awkward and strange there, dressed in black dress robes beside Hermione. Luna was present, too, though she had long since wandered off somewhere. Contrary to the mood of the gathering, the sky was lit up by a dazzling red, gold and purple sunset. The rickety wooden structure of the Burrow itself creaked gently in the warm breeze, a soothing, comforting sound. The tall grasses rustled quietly, and the crickets chirped at the potato-like garden gnomes chasing them.

If there was a God, He was mocking them all.

The service was short and to the point, and Arthur Weasley gently laid Ginny's body to rest in a small but beautiful marble tomb - a gift from Dumbledore to the Weasleys. Once the proceedings were complete, the family seemed more intent on hugging their guests than talking. Harry wiped his eyes every five seconds to prevent moisture from building up. He couldn't help but tear up whenever he saw Molly Weasley; she looked broken and forlorn, and he wondered how she would ever recover.

And then she was beside him, and she wrapped him in a powerful hug. "Harry, dear ... you look so lost ... It'll be alright, we'll survive this."

"I feel… out of place here," he whispered quietly.

"Ginny thought the world of you," she replied, "and you risked your life to try and save her. This isn't the first person that man has taken from me. Your parents would be very proud of you. Thank you for what you've done. Thank you so very, very much."

He wasn't sure what his mumbled response was, but Molly Weasley's hugs were very comfortable. He soon found himself walking away from the gathering, before he lost his control completely and started to cry.

Approaching a nearby pond, Harry found Luna, who was playing on the rocks at its edge. She saw him and turned, but kept his attention on the ground in front of him. He stopped when she approached him, though, and wondered if he could possibly weather whatever conversation was coming. Uncle Vernon had never prepared him to comfort people. Where was her father, anyways? He couldn't see him anywhere.

But Luna did not speak. Thick trails of tears marred her cheeks, and she looked up at him with such a hopeless expression that he could scarcely breathe. Without thinking, he lifted her into his arms and held her tightly as she began to sob.

He sat down on the rocks, cradling Luna while she cried. An eternity passed, and Harry watched the shadows grow and overtake the Burrow as the sun dipped below the horizon. And just as the light disappeared, Luna sniffed, and looked up, and their eyes locked.

"I … I kissed her."

"Okay." Harry kissed the top of Luna's head. "You'll find another person to kiss, I'm sure of it."

A quiet moment passed, and then:

"He's late again."

"Yeah, well ... I'm not."

Luna gave him a tiny smile, and tucked her head against his chest.

The rustling of feet through the grass made Harry look up. Hermione stood nearby, looking just as sad as he felt. Harry flexed his legs and stood, picking Luna up with him, and setting her on her feet. Luna claimed his left hand, and walked beside him as he moved to join Hermione, offering his right hand. With a shy smile, she took it, and the three walked back towards the Burrow.

Harry watched their shadows as they passed a floating lantern - two tall shadows and a short one - and something, wordless and formless, stirred in his heart. This was important to him - this was right.

*

Harry hurried to Ollivander's the next morning. For more than two weeks he'd relied on Hermione's wand for magic; while he felt secure in her help, she was finally heading back to her parents' house, and that meant a new wand as fast as possible.

"Good Morning," Ollivander said as Harry entered the store. "Back already? Surely a few days off are in order, given your extraordinary adventure."

"Nah, I like to work. That and I need a wand. Voldemort took mine."

A quiet understanding passed between the two of them: Another match like Harry's first most likely did not exist in the store.

"I see. Well then, I believe that our first order of business is to continue where we left off, and have you construct your new wand. Shall we find a passable substitute for the moment?"

"Yes, please."

*

Harry ran his hands back and forth across his new wand the entire bus trip home. It was nowhere near as friendly to him as Hermione's, but he had enough practice with the specific spells that it would suffice for him to mind the store. He hoped fervently for success in making his own wand this summer - he felt empty without the bond of a compatible wand.

He smelled dinner as he entered the house, and hoped they weren't finished. He dropped his backpack on the floor, and it promptly fell open, exposing his poorly packed robes and his shrunken trunk - he'd forgotten about that. That obviously had to come back to Ollivander's with him tomorrow. Shrugging to himself, he walked into the kitchen.

"You're late."

"Sorry, uncle. I had to get my summer job back."

"You'll be getting a raise?"

"Maybe. Probably not."

"Humph. There are leftovers in the fridge."

I almost died this year, uncle, Harry didn't say. Just like last year. I'll even get a medal for it, too. Would you even flinch if I told you? Probably not - it would just be `reckless heroics,' right?

With a quiet sigh, Harry rummaged through the refrigerator, fixing himself dinner.

*^*^*^*

He stood on the shores of the rocky island, feeling powerful.

Feeling immortal.

Oh, how long had it been since he felt this way. His youth restored at the expense of a stupid girl, and his elder essence absorbed. More than a decade of torture had finally ended in the most exhilarating way - Snape crippled, Potter defeated and Dumbledore humbled.

In his hands, Harry Potter's wand pulsed with delight, every bit as potent as his first wand had been, and so much more precious to him - the wand of his greatest enemy, the child who would not die, perhaps even still.

And now, Azkaban stood before him, its massive walls and powerful enchantments barring any escape from the mighty prison.

Casually, he traced out a large and intricate rune in the grey sands, which began to glow with a demonic crimson light. A small ripple cascaded across the boundary wards, and he beckoned to the silent, naked child behind him - a muggle girl of eleven, that reminded Riddle strongly of Ginny Weasley. He caressed her chest, where one day there might be full, round breasts - and basked in the feeling of power, knowing that she would never live to see them. No man would ever claim her; no child would ever call her 'mother...'

This was power - the power of a God.

Like a mannequin, the child walked forward, stepping onto the rune, and the red glow shot up her legs, across her genitals and juvenile breasts, pouring hungrily into every orifice - filling her mouth, nose, and ears, coiling inside her developing womb and flooding her bowels. And he felt every moment of it, experiencing the exquisite agony from within the child's frail and crumbling mind.

The wards trembled.

And she screamed.

More and more, the light filled her, the very wards of Azkaban funnelling into her body, infusing her to her very soul with eldritch power, so incomprehensible to her tiny muggle perceptions, stretching her body and spirit to their breaking point.

The girl exploded - suddenly and violently, in a terrible chorus of rips and pops. Blood was everywhere, pieces of bone, tissue and entrails spread in a circular pattern around the rune. Only his shadow was clean; he licked the mess around his mouth, savouring the taste of death. An ethereal wail echoed across the miles in every direction as her small, powerless soul came apart in the wash of magical power - and the wards of Azkaban fell.

Orgasmic delight filled him, beyond the ken of any weakling who turned from power. "I am reborn!" he shouted, laughing rapturously to the emptiness around him. "I am returned! Tom Marvolo Riddle is dead! I AM LORD VOLDEMORT!"

He gestured, and the blood and gore vanished, becoming yet more sand on the ground. Another gesture and those sands shifted, obliterating and dispelling his rune. He stepped across the now-powerless threshold, and walked down the gravelly path to the castle. Dementors floated across the grounds, massive shadows, cloaked in black from head to toe. They fed on positive emotions, and drained men of their souls; they were among the most dangerous of creatures, nearly immortal and unquestionably evil.

And they bowed to him, scraped the ground he walked upon, unwilling to draw his wrath. He basked in their subservience, their explicit demonstration of his superiority. They could not feed from him or take his soul, and they knew he could end them; that he understood their secrets unlike perhaps any other man on earth.

"Take me to my followers," he commanded in a quiet voice. "Take me to my Death Eaters. Kill all the guards, and open every cell. Then I will take you from this place, and grant you a feast you have never before experienced."

And they moved, a sea of shadows flowing like water throughout Azkaban, and new cries echoed: Shouts of terror and defiance from the guards, and screams of joy and triumph from the prisoners.

And a scream of exaltation, as a woman prostrated herself before Voldemort, kissing his boot repeatedly, licking the very dirt from it as tenderly as if making love. "My lord," she murmured. "My lord, my lord..."

"Bella," he crooned softly. "Your devotion makes you beautiful to me, even in rags, even deprived and in Azkaban as you are... rise, my pet, my chosen... rise, and taste freedom once again. Did I not promise you I was invincible, that nothing could stop me?"

"You did, my lord... I never doubted... the Dementors could never remove my belief in you."

She stared hungrily at him, and though she was older now by far, and frail, Voldemort was young, and his body flushed with needs that he had long forgotten - needs he could now fulfil. And there were easy fixes to such simple matters as apparent age and physical frailties.

"Soon," he said, caressing her cheek gently. She leaned into his touch, purring with delight. "Soon, my dear Bella, you will have everything you dreamed of. Only one thing stands between us now."

Her eyes widened, and a maniacal grin spread itself across her face. "Yes, my lord; one thing, one easily correctable thing."

The Aurors fought viciously against the criminals and Dementors; they were too busy to notice or care as several prisoners escaped, and far too panicked to understand that the Dementors were routing them away from one of the prison wings. Voldemort walked unnoticed out of Azkaban, flanked by his Death Eaters, the bravest of the criminals, and several Dementors. He walked to the beach, and scribed a large circle on the sands, beckoning his followers to enter. The circle shone with a golden light, and a brisk wind whipped the sands about them - and when the winds died, they were gone.

Barely an hour later - all the time a little girl's soul could grant - the wards sprang to life again, and the remaining Dementors quieted. The Aurors forced the criminals back to their cells, and began a furious series of communications to the Ministry, desperate to recapture any prisoners that escaped.

*^*^*^*

And in his bed, Harry wept, unexpectedly and uncontrollably as a child's ghostly cry echoed through the house and touched his heart. Pain, so much pain ... and no hope for recovery.

*^*^*^*

Albus' eyes snapped open as the cry reached his ears. The large, blue-glowing runes encircling him pulsed with his heartbeat, and the air sang with power. He looked out the one small window in the stone room. Guided by his will, the window rippled and shifted along the wall, until it faced the northeast.

Towards Azkaban.

With a wave of his hand, the window expanded, becoming a doorway. Albus stepped out from the still-glowing runes and through the door, on to the highest battlement in Hogwarts. He closed his eyes and inhaled, relishing the crispness of the air, the pale light of the moon, and the feeling of his magic coursing in his veins, awakened and primed for battle.

He was prepared, now.

His beautiful phoenix, Fawkes, appeared in a puff of flame, alighting on his shoulder. "Your timing is impeccable, my friend," he said, stroking Fawkes' crimson plumage. "Are you ready to fight?" Fawkes replied with an energetic trill, small flits of fire arcing up from the phoenix's wings.

"Tonight, Tom, we will see if the years have treated you as well as they have me."

*^*^*^*

A lone, mangy dog detached itself from Voldemort's group when they reached the shores of Scotland, unnoticed and unmissed. Voldemort had returned, and he would find a way to help, however he could manage.

*^*^*^*

"You stand before me having proven your loyalty, Rodolphus," Voldemort said, his eyes crimson with malice and power. "Tonight, you will perform your greatest service to me yet."

Rodolphus glanced down to the heavily cursed and enchanted ceremonial dagger that stood on a table between them, and then back up to Voldemort. "My lord, I will do anything you command."

"Very good, Rodolphus, very good. I will not command you, however. That honour falls to your wife."

"My wife?" The man's eyes held mild curiosity, before they lost focus altogether, and his mouth went slack. He slowly reached down and picked up the dagger, and then slowly, ever so slowly, pushed it into his chest until it reached his heart. With the last of his strength, he twisted it violently and ripped it out, then fell heavily to the floor, twitching as he bled out.

Bellatrix stepped out from behind him, her wand - Snape's wand - tracing the motions of the Imperius. She ended the now needless curse and gestured again, and Rodolphus' body rose and floated above her. She picked up the dagger, holding it blade-first, letting the edges cut deeply into her hand. She tilted her head up, and let Rodolphus' heart's blood wash over her and into her mouth, swallowing noisily.

The dagger began to shudder and blacken, as something dark crawled from the wounds on her hands, and wrapped itself around the metal, absorbing into it.

"Yes, Bella, yes," Voldemort whispered from behind her. "What an amazing success. You have surpassed my first attempts with grace and poise becoming of your station. Find your virgins, Bella - find them, and reclaim your youth. An eternity awaits you, my love - my Lady."

The words were everything she wanted to hear, he knew. Bellatrix was gone the very moment Rodolphus' blood ceased to flow. Voldemort counted the minutes. Thirteen young muggle girls would be child's play for Bellatrix to obtain.

Not five hours later, they lay naked and entwined on the bed of a dead muggle family. Bellatrix sobbed into his shoulder as Voldemort thrust into her. She cried for joy as she celebrated the attainment of her deepest desires - she was youthful, immortal, and his.

With a defiant roar, he climaxed, and she followed. And for the first time in his exceptional life, Voldemort felt a small degree of comfort and safety, nestled into the shoulder of a woman who had made the ultimate sacrifices for him.

His eyes snapped open; Dumbledore was here. "Bella, rise, quickly!" The hairs on his neck rose, and he grabbed his wand, raising a spherical shield around them both. His scream was lost in the roar as the house came apart around him.

*^*^*^*

The muggle before him froze in place, and began to glow as he shrunk, becoming a tiny pinprick of light as he flew towards Albus' outstretched hand. Another mote of light flew to him, then another… soon all the muggles in the area were gone, miniature stars in the palm of his hand. He pocketed those stars, stowing them safely away from all danger.

Albus surveyed the muggle house in front of him in disgust - there was nothing left to save here. Above him, his wand traced the motions of standard jinxes to impede magical travel and render nearby floo connections dormant. He raised his free hand to the house, and traced a sigil of power - the instant the sigil was complete, a wave of incredible force rushed out, reducing the house to splinters as easily as a tornado might topple an outhouse. He heard Tom's battle cry, but this time, Albus did not smile.

There would be no distractions this time, no Hogwarts, no students to stay his hand, and no rust upon his magics. He raised his wand and called to the heavens.

A vortex of fire erupted above the house; its spout touched down, and burning debris filled the air. Near the center stood Tom, naked, hair singed and straggled, his shield barely holding the flames at bay. He worked his wand furiously in an attempt to dispel the flames. A dark-haired woman, also naked, struggled to her feet behind him.

"Bella, help me!"

Bella? Bellatrix Lestrange? Indeed…

The vortex began to constrict, becoming thinner and shorter, compressing into an intense ball of heat. Bellatrix now fought the flames alone. Now Albus did smile - what was Tom doing? He sensed spatial magic, but he had thwarted that as best he could. He was committed to the pillar of fire, and Bellatrix was no threat to his casting. The ball of flames pulsed once, twice…

A small hole in his anti-travel jinx ripped open. Tom snaked an arm around Bellatrix, and the two of them vanished with a small crack just as the ball pulsed again. Heartbeats, Albus cursed. Mere heartbeats.

The area was awash in white light, and when it retreated, the neighbourhood was a charred ruin, burnt husks of cars and houses standing amidst blackened grass and skeletal trees.

What a wasted opportunity. Still, the overarching objective was complete - Albus had demonstrated a clear superiority. He was certain that Tom, as practical as he was, would not seek open battle again for quite some time. From another pocket in his robes, Albus pulled a large, ornate hourglass. Three taps with his wand, and the glass flipped end over end, faster than the eye could see.

Around him, the damage reversed: Burnt trees returned to life, houses sprang together, cars repaired themselves and the grass became green once again. When the neighbourhood was once again peaceful, Albus reached into his pocket and removed the small specs of light, and blew on them gently. They all whisked away on an unseen breeze, and Albus took his leave.

As Albus vanished, dozens of muggles resumed their lives, completely unaware of the seven minutes that an old man had stolen from them.

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In the clearing behind the Burrow, in a white marble tomb, crimson eyes snapped open, and a hungry moan escaped the stone. Slender, bloodless arms pushed the lid aside with supernatural ease, and Ginny Weasley sat up, licking her elongated teeth as she eyed the darkened windows of the Burrow.

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