The Snogging Chronicles

Dear Diary, It seemed like such a good idea at the time… how do I manage to get myself into these things? Bugger. I mean, it started off simple enough- well, as simple as offering to snog ones best mate can be. No wait, it’s not how it sounds, or how I’m making it sound that is, it-it’s a lot more complicated than that… or is it less? *sigh* Perhaps I should start from the beginning...