Ronald Weasley and the Half-Blood Goblet of Phoenix Stone

Full title: Ronald Weasley and the Half-Blood Goblet of Phoenix Stone in the Deathly Chamber of Azkaban. ONE SHOT. Top THAT, Harry. Ron's pov about a little bit of everything. Completely a humor piece. Technically an H/Hr...sort of. Could be R/LL I guess, you tell me. Rating is for language, no smut I'm afraid. But that doesn't mean it isn't talked about...