Like Father Like Son
Complete
37,449 words in 12 chapters
Published 31 May 2011, last updated 2 Aug 2011
AU. Harry Potter, just another normal Hogwarts student with no evil whatsoever plaguing his life, really likes Hermione Granger, who won't even give him the time of day. How is he going to win her heart? By being a complete tosser, of course. Just like how his father won his mother's heart. Boys are idiots.