The Kidnap of Hermione Granger by Dinette Someone’s planning to kidnap Hermione, and with plenty of luck and with that lovely incentive of a ransom, it might actually succeed. [No. For the last time. It isn't a death-eater who did it. Its someone quite unexpected.] PG Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 4 Humor Romance Complete 7,525 words in 4 chapters Published 31 Mar 2003, last updated 13 Jun 2003