Viopathartic

Uh...what? by Viopathartic

Very short humorous one-shot: Excerpt// “Y-you’re—?” The woman asked, barely keeping her disgust out of her tone as she watched the red-haired man chew obnoxiously on a handful of cookies. She meant to ask if he was really Hermione’s husband-to-be, but for some reason she couldn’t speak. He smiled, showing particles of previous foods stuck in his teeth. Carol, somewhat of an OCD person, flinched and turned her head away. “Yep. I’m Ronald Weasley.” Wiping a hand onto his jeans, he stuck it out for her to shake. Slowly reaching out as if he carried a dangerous disease, Carol briefly touched his hand then drew back. God, that cookie monster is Hermione’s fiancé? Lord help Hermione Granger.