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    The Rat Files by Capn

    Harry drinks a botched potion and finds himself six inches long with a stringy tail and whiskers - Hermione looked the brown rat over. “Ron, it looks like a regular disease-ridden rat to me.” Harry scowled. For a girl so bent on helping out non-human creatures, she sure was mean to rats.

    PG13 Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 5 Humor
    In progress 4,897 words in 2 chapters Published 22 Dec 2004, last updated 24 Dec 2004

    This Game of Love by Capn

    Ginny and Ron discover their best friends' secret and now it's payback time. Muahahaha. One-shot. A rather longish one-shot. BASED ON A FRIENDS EPISODE. This is also written in the note, I don't want to be sued or anything.

    PG13 Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 5 Humor
    Complete 4,811 words in 1 chapter Published 24 Nov 2004

    Operation: BEEF by Capn

    Ron and Colin screw up. Really bad. So now, before Harry and Hermione can hex their body parts into seperate corners of the planet, they've got to fix it. Or at least blame it on someone else...

    PG13 Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 5 Humor
    In progress 1,362 words in 1 chapter Published 29 Sep 2004, last updated 10 Oct 2004

    A Wizards Chess by Capn

    “Are you saying girls can’t play wizards chess?” Hermione demanded. - - Hehe...the answer to this question and more. One shot.

    PG Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 5 Humor Romance
    Complete 3,007 words in 1 chapter Published 8 Sep 2004

    Highway to Hell by Capn

    “Signal left, Hermione! No no no that’s not the signal – “ Harry groaned from Hermione’s right in the passenger seat as Hermione activated the hazard lights. - A plotless one-shot brainfart :)

    PG Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 5 Humor
    Complete 2,176 words in 1 chapter Published 25 Aug 2004

    The Sense by Capn

    Hermione's got a power, both a gift and a curse. With evil looming over the horizon she must use it in situations she never even thought possible. But will her power help on the side or good or will it crush her and distance her from her friends? - - paused briefly. College, ya know?

    PG13 Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 5 Humor Romance
    Paused 24,699 words in 11 chapters Published 31 May 2004, last updated 19 Aug 2004

    Fate by Capn

    It's about 90 degrees out and unbearably humid so naturally I wrote a fic about winter. Yep, Harry and Hermione, a blizzard, a psycho flower, an empty hut, and a deranged game of dress-up. Nope, it did not make me feel any better about the heat. Oh well. One-shot bit of humor.

    PG13 Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 5 Humor Romance
    Complete 4,822 words in 1 chapter Published 6 Aug 2004

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