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    Hand-Held Books by dreamfish

    An Annual shopping trip turns up more than their school supplies. (Just a quick note -> the ship is only IMPLIED in this, and that’s the way I wrote it but it’s quite clear). It is a one-shot but I might develop it further into a proper full-fledge romantic fic.

    G Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 5 Humor Romance
    In progress 1,307 words in 1 chapter Published 13 Jul 2004

    Of Snows And Leaves by dreamfish

    With Christmas only days away, Ron doesn’t feel so good about anything. He feels different than everyone else and it’s that fact that makes this story worth exploring.

    G Ron & Luna Books 1 - 5 Humor Romance
    In progress 1,944 words in 1 chapter Published 13 Jul 2004

    Finding Halves by Ramoning Along

    Finding your "Other Half" has never been harder. Especially if your Hermione Granger.

    PG13 Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 5 Humor Romance
    In progress 4,218 words in 1 chapter Published 12 Jul 2004

    Seven Years Of Lily by Apolla

    Life was a funny sort of thing. Things that seemed life-or-death decisions one day were robbed of significance the next. People you hated one year became people you couldn't live without a year later. A very funny sort of thing.

    PG Lily & James Books 1 - 5 Humor Romance
    Complete 4,631 words in 1 chapter Published 12 Jul 2004

    The Icing on the Cake by Nokomis

    In a tale of forks, golden tassels and cake, Ginny endures an uncomfortable meal at the Malfoys.

    PG13 Draco & Ginny Books 1 - 5 Humor
    Complete 3,012 words in 1 chapter Published 11 Jul 2004

    The Notebook by Creepy Susie

    AU: A movie fic of 'The Notebook'. It's a "sweeping love story told by a man from a fading notebook to a woman in a nursing home"

    PG13 Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 4 Humor Romance
    In progress 2,228 words in 1 chapter Published 10 Jul 2004

    Messes by InTheStars

    "A stunned moment passed, the Hall blinking in confoundment before- A chair flopped over with a bang, and Seamus Finnigan smiled hugely, “FOOD FIGHT!” "

    PG Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 5 Humor Romance
    Complete 2,003 words in 1 chapter Published 9 Jul 2004

    A Fairy Tale Story by Jakia

    [AU. Not meant to be taken seriously.] Here is a humorous tale of the adventures of Prince Harry, the hero, his sidekick Prince Ron, who should be the King if it wasn't for his father getting drunk one night and giving his kingly-hood to his sister, and Hermione Granger, the evil ugly step sister who is neither ugly nor evil. Starts out H/G (Not really, read to find out what I mean), but becomes H/Hr. Obviously. Other ships include R/LL (Though not until the very end.) Remus/Tonks (A somewhat personal favorite of mine) and a odd Neville/Ginny/Draco love triangle. Hope you enjoy!

    PG13 Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 5 Humor Romance
    In progress 2,032 words in 2 chapters Published 9 Jul 2004

    No love stories in the kitchen by Harry85

    *AU* Hermione is the daughter of a restaurateur in Barnsley, near Sheffield. She wants to become a great chef, and gets an invitation for a stage in the "Garden", the restaurant of Harry Potter, one of the world's best chefs... I took inspiration for this from a fiction I saw in the TV.

    PG13 Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 4 Humor Romance
    Complete 26,716 words in 14 chapters Published 14 May 2004, last updated 7 Jul 2004

    The Benefits of a Bad Night's Sleep by kyc639

    Harry has a nightmare and finds that there is a good side to having bad dreams.

    PG13 Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 5 Humor Romance
    Complete 8,622 words in 2 chapters Published 29 Jun 2004, last updated 6 Jul 2004

    Seven Weeks by Apolla

    Seven weeks is a long time in professional politics and house sharing. One-shot originally posted at the HPHG Ficathon.

    G Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 5 Humor Romance
    Complete 4,222 words in 1 chapter Published 6 Jul 2004

    Divination Homework by Jakia

    Harry has Divination Homework. Hermione, Ron, and every other Gryffindor decides they want to know what they future holds for Harry. [HHr]

    PG Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 5 Humor Romance
    Complete 2,294 words in 1 chapter Published 6 Jul 2004

    Why We Love Children by Thats So Raven

    A One-shot ficlet about Draco and Ginny living as married parents. Humor/Romance. R/R

    PG13 Draco & Ginny Books 1 - 4 Humor Romance
    Complete 1,151 words in 1 chapter Published 5 Jul 2004

    Mornings by J

    It’s mindless, a wee bit introspective and a quiet glimpse into a life of an “average” sixteen year old.

    G Draco & Ginny Books 1 - 5 Humor
    Complete 1,796 words in 1 chapter Published 5 Jul 2004

    Merlin's Beard! by SilverFoot

    Harry is in deep trouble hehe, well just read and review, i think you will like it :)

    G Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 4 Humor Romance
    Complete 1,351 words in 1 chapter Published 4 Jul 2004

    Delusional Ballet by JonClift

    PoA movie fic: Ron dreams about his worst fear. So why do they want him to tap-dance with them? (Slight/implied H/Hr)

    PG Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 4 Humor
    Complete 1,207 words in 1 chapter Published 1 Jul 2004

    Not Only a Daydream, or Quidditch and Daydreams Don't Mix by Nicole

    Harry loses the Quidditch Cup due to infatuation with a certain Gryffindor Prefect. However, losing the Quidditch Cup proves trivial when confronted about the reason for his inability to catch the Snitch. Mostly fluff, but not that of an Orange Crushy fic. Written for the Harry /Hermione Ficathon.

    PG Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 5 Humor Romance
    Complete 3,071 words in 1 chapter Published 1 Jul 2004

    The Truth Lies Within by hpchk86

    *CHAPTER 2 COMPLETE* Harry and Hermione have had crushes on each other forever. Will their crushes stay secret or will fate take its course? H/Hr, R/L, D/G, Oliver/OC.

    PG13 Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 4 Humor Romance
    Abandoned 1,909 words in 2 chapters Published 17 Feb 2003, last updated 30 Jun 2004

    Charms by Bloody Sakura

    She just wanted to be early for class... One-shot.

    PG Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 4 Humor Romance
    Complete 996 words in 1 chapter Published 30 Jun 2004

    Revenge is Sweet, But Kisses Are Sweeter by MPotter77

    Harry takes Hermione with him to the Dursleys after the final defeat of Voldemort. **Originally submitted for the hphg_ficathon on Livejournal.**

    PG13 Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 5 Humor Romance
    Complete 4,249 words in 1 chapter Published 29 Jun 2004
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