AU:what if voldemort had actually assumed neville was the child of the prophecy? what if harry potter had a parent while he was growing up? an alternate rewrite on the familiar story that this author hopes he hasnt screwed up royally.
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20,183 words in 7 chapters
Published 16 Jun 2004, last updated 28 Jun 2004
Crookshanks is missing, and Harry and Hermione, as you might have guessed, are in a liquor cabinet. Written for the hphg_ficathon community on livejournal.
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Published 28 Jun 2004
Hermione awakens to find out that her time of the month has indeed come. What is more than her potion, the wizard alternative to a muggle cure, has run out. What do you get when you mix an irritated Hermione, Confused! Harry and Flustered!Ron? Total chaos, that is what. Hogwarts better watch out as Hermione starts to leave her path of destruction. More fun heads our way when news of a first date reaches our ears. Where disaster and witty quips strike! Everyone and their mother is in it. And just who stole the potion? Also what's up with the Butterbeer?
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19,396 words in 3 chapters
Published 3 Jan 2004, last updated 25 Jun 2004
Harry's POV. "This is the story of how Hermione Granger and I got together, or the story of how I almost murdered Ron. It all depends on your perspective..."
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Published 25 Jun 2004
"My perfect man is still at this school for another half year. This calls for drastic measures: Operation Maturity and Hotnessity is a go." Jessie Torbourn was tired of waiting. She was willing to do anything to get Harry Potter for herself. Only one person stood in her way... Hermione Granger... An outsider’s reluctant view on a Harry/Hermione relationship.
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Published 24 Jun 2004
She had admired him from up far until the day they finally spoke to each other. She was miss weirdo, so, why would he fall for her? Actually, why wouldn’t he? It's an AU if you've read book 6
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Published 23 Jun 2004
Harry wonders how his parents ended up together. Remus tells him a funny little story.
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Published 21 Jun 2004
"...you must learn to let go. Most of the people that we think we fall in love with will not return our love, and it will break out hearts. But they will repair and then we will find another person to give our hearts to - only sometimes that turns out like the first, and our already fragile hearts are broken again. The process is repeated until you find somebody unlike all the rest, somebody who is as much in love with you as you are with them. Some people never find that person because they either never let go of somebody or refuse for their hearts to be put back together again."
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Published 21 Jun 2004
Harry Potter hated the attention his fame produced but when a worthy muggle charity can benefit from that fame, he reluctantly agrees to enter a bachelor's auction. Little did he suspect that Hermione has had her sights set on him for quite some time ...Answer to the challenge Keep Believing by Kezbo.
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Published 23 May 2004, last updated 17 Jun 2004
Answer to a challenge. Oneshot. A certain rumour caused by the newest Weasley Wizarding Weazes product, Cupid's Questionable Quarrels, causes a terrified Harry Potter to seek shelter.
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1,396 words in 1 chapter
Published 15 Jun 2004
PWP, Post Second War, a bit fluffy and a bit song fic. One shot...maybe.
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Published 13 Jun 2004
Luna Lovegood has been afraid, afraid to let Ron know her true feeling! But now in the seventh year , when Professor Dumbledore has created Laughing, Singing , Loving cupids who deliver your message to the one you love , Luna is going to Let Ron finally know! Even if it means embarrassing him! She would fight trolls for him!
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Published 8 Jun 2004
Mixed in with updates on the state of his spots, worries about what his children will look like and reports on what he had for dinner, Ron's diary tells the story of his infatuation with Hermione. Will he ever notice what's going on under his nose, or respond to Luna's advances? Contains H/Hr and D/G
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Published 30 Mar 2004, last updated 7 Jun 2004
Rating chosen for later songs. Battle of the Bands at Hogwarts. Who will get to open in the muggle world for the Weird Sisters?
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Published 6 Jun 2004
The D/G companion piece to Red Moon Dreaming. Draco's been having a few strange dreams.... High PG13 for Draco's potty mouth.
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Published 5 Jun 2004
Ginny is looking for a quiet getaway, for some time to herself. Locked away, the last person she expects to find her is the one person who insists on finding her, making him see past the facade she hides under. oneshot, fluff, DMGW
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3,180 words in 1 chapter
Published 5 Jun 2004
(Harry Potter/Dragon Ball crossover) After what happened in fifth year, Harry expected his sixth year to be better. But when some friends from his early years come into his new current life, everything will be turned upside down. Action, Romance, Angst, and Insanity galor!
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Published 4 Jun 2004
What do you get when you put The Golden Trio, Two Dynamic Duos, and Two Lone Rangers into one house? Why The Real World, Harry Potte Style, of course. Featuring ships, D/G, H/Hr, R/L
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14,244 words in 4 chapters
Published 3 Feb 2004, last updated 3 Jun 2004
A snarky, cunning Draco tries to twist the facts around to his benefit, all to score the girl out from under Harry Potter’s nose. Through his denial and sly explanations, he has found a willing audience as he tells his version of events at Hogwarts. Who will be the victor in this battle of stories, this battle for her heart?
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Published 28 Jan 2004, last updated 2 Jun 2004
Ginny is a big girl now, but Ron seemes to disagree. When he opened his big fat mouth, he never exepected his own sister to do something like that, with Draco Malfoy, in front of the whole school. ~~One-shot Fic~~
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Published 2 Jun 2004