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    Plastered by Facade

    Hermione narrates how her life has reached the lowest of lows. She has been in love with her best friend since the day she discovered her last boyfriend turned gay. Now that she hears Harry is to be engaged, she's determined to change her life around.

    PG13 Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 6 Humor Romance
    In progress 2,312 words in 1 chapter Published 7 Jul 2007

    Tabula Rasa by Facade

    It seemed as if the war was over, but, suddenly, inbetween Harry's unique coma, Hermione finds herself slipping inside his memories that, little by little, make her question her supposed status quo and her own forgotten memories.

    PG13 Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 6 Drama Romance
    In progress 6,383 words in 4 chapters Published 4 Sep 2005, last updated 4 Jun 2006

    Tomorrow by Facade

    Desperate!Harry. Religion. Hermione struggles with her identity. After her parent’s death, Hermione runs away to only be found by Harry.

    PG13 Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 6 Angst Drama
    Complete 2,190 words in 1 chapter Published 12 Nov 2005

    Talk About Alternate Universes by Facade

    Sirius knew he was in for a long day when the veil toppled over. The answer to: how would a character not involved in HBP react. WTF indeed, the parody that HBP demanded.

    PG13 Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 6 Humor
    Paused 1,019 words in 1 chapter Published 17 Jul 2005

    Summer Resolutions by Facade

    Everyone thinks of Hermione as being one of the most repressed human beings in the known world. But as she starts to jot down her thoughts on some sparse napkins, we are given a peek on her Muggle summer happenings. She contemplates romance novels and their food-like innuendo, her lace knickers that will never get pried from her girly bits and her position as the ugliest girl in existence.

    PG13 Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 5 Humor
    Complete 1,697 words in 1 chapter Published 5 Jul 2005

    Unpredictable by Facade

    “Metrosexual blokes and birds, I am filled with bewilderment to report that we have entered an alternate universe where Harry and Hermione snog freely and the lead singer of the Weird Sisters is really a man, like the rest of the band...” Randy teenagers aren’t much of a rarity at Hogwarts, but when messages start defacing Hogwarts walls people start wondering about Hermione’s deranged admirer. After all, who actually goes on a Hermione hair campaign or admires Hermione?

    PG13 Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 5 Humor Romance
    Abandoned 1,559 words in 1 chapter Published 29 Jun 2005

    Rediscovery by Facade

    He knew her from once before. But small encounters have a way of fading into the abyssal regions of our mind. That is until their second meeting makes him rediscover himself and perhaps she as well.

    PG13 Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 5 Angst Mystery
    Paused 2,273 words in 1 chapter Published 4 Aug 2004

    Regret by Facade

    The truth is if you slit my throat I would look back at you with my last gasping breath and apologize for bleeding on your shirt.

    PG13 Draco & Ginny Books 1 - 5 Angst Drama
    Complete 785 words in 1 chapter Published 17 Jul 2004

    Inevitable by Facade

    Hermione awakens to find out that her time of the month has indeed come. What is more than her potion, the wizard alternative to a muggle cure, has run out. What do you get when you mix an irritated Hermione, Confused! Harry and Flustered!Ron? Total chaos, that is what. Hogwarts better watch out as Hermione starts to leave her path of destruction. More fun heads our way when news of a first date reaches our ears. Where disaster and witty quips strike! Everyone and their mother is in it. And just who stole the potion? Also what's up with the Butterbeer?

    PG13 Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 5 Humor Romance
    Paused 19,396 words in 3 chapters Published 3 Jan 2004, last updated 25 Jun 2004

    Goodbye by Facade

    [Two-Piece Ficlet, Angst+Fluff=Flugst]He leaves her to join the war. Nothing is certain, she doesn't even know if he is dead. So she holds this morbid music dear to her breast and plays on, letting the memories consume her. Praying for his arrival...

    PG13 Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 5 Angst Romance
    Complete 3,769 words in 2 chapters Published 12 Mar 2004, last updated 21 Apr 2004

    There by Facade

    The thread binding the trio is rapidly unwinding. They all know. But it still doesn't stop the confusion and betrayal from settling in their minds.

    G Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 5 Angst Romance
    Complete 1,022 words in 1 chapter Published 27 Mar 2004

    Hereafter by Facade

    The post-war years have arrived and a conclusion has been reached upon the world that peace is now certain, even if their Hero joined his enemy in death. However Hermione refuses to believe it to be true and her belief grows stronger when an unexpected event takes place.

    PG13 Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 5 Mystery Suspense
    In progress 2,997 words in 1 chapter Published 14 Mar 2004

    Realization by Facade

    Harry sits under the pounding rain, stuck in a haze, until someone brings him out of it.

    PG13 Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 5 Angst Romance
    Complete 1,477 words in 1 chapter Published 28 Feb 2004

    Silent Monologue by Facade

    We get a sneak peek at Lily's thoughts that dreadful night.

    PG13 Lily & James Books 1 - 5 Angst Romance
    Complete 559 words in 1 chapter Published 8 Feb 2004

    Echo Among the Silence by Facade

    But as the years past, as the days grew longer, resentment bottled up within each. Death became a reality point. And never was she or he more aware that their days were shortened, that she might not see the sunrise tomorrow.

    PG13 Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 5 Angst Romance
    Complete 4,091 words in 1 chapter Published 20 Jan 2004

    Quidditch Pants and Reports by Facade

    Hermione tries her best to remain neutral and merely observe the reactions a delicious Mr. Potter causes by wearing a pair of Quidditch pants. Though in the middle of her reporting, she somehow finds herself being her own subject. Imagine that.

    PG13 Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 5 Humor Romance
    Complete 3,215 words in 1 chapter Published 9 Jan 2004

    Hero by Facade

    [Sequel to Remember(though not necessary to read): Pre Hogwarts H/Hr] A sickened Harry is tired of condoning the taunts and jeers his relatives give him. He runs away but not before encountering someone. A small girl that makes him see that perhaps he can be a hero…

    PG13 Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 5 Angst Romance
    Complete 3,201 words in 1 chapter Published 20 Dec 2003

    Ideal Illusions by Facade

    There are times when thoughts consume you and the dreams you have leave a scar. One that aches at every mention when you are reminded of it. For every glimpse he has of her, he is bitterly reminded that she isn't his.Only in the deep hours of the night is the idea of both of them possible, or is it? Is there more to this ideal illusion he first made it out to be?[6/5/04 Revised the cheese]

    PG13 Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 5 Angst Romance
    Complete 10,520 words in 8 chapters Published 30 Aug 2003, last updated 15 Dec 2003

    Remember by Facade

    Have you ever wondered what would happen if the Potters and Grangers met before that monumental night? What Lily's reaction was to the prophecy or how she was feeling before they were escorted to hiding? Join them in a single December afternoon out in London where Hermione and Harry first meet both not even a year old.

    G Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 5 Romance
    Complete 1,922 words in 1 chapter Published 29 Nov 2003

    Message by Facade

    "His ear reaching smile would carry across the stadium. With a little hope buried deep within, she wished dearly that the smile that tugged at her heart strings was aimed to her. A secret smile that was his message for only her." Written in response to Muddgutts' fanart & challenge here: http://talk.portkey.org/index.php?s=&showtopic=4310

    PG Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 5 Romance
    Complete 1,263 words in 1 chapter Published 19 Nov 2003
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