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Stories by Facade

  1. Plastered by Facade

    Hermione narrates how her life has reached the lowest of lows. She has been in love with her best friend since the day she discovered her last boyfriend turned gay. Now that she hears Harry is to be engaged, she's determined to change her life around.

  2. Tabula Rasa by Facade

    It seemed as if the war was over, but, suddenly, inbetween Harry's unique coma, Hermione finds herself slipping inside his memories that, little by little, make her question her supposed status quo and her own forgotten memories.

  3. Tomorrow by Facade

    Desperate!Harry. Religion. Hermione struggles with her identity. After her parent’s death, Hermione runs away to only be found by Harry.

  4. Talk About Alternate Universes by Facade

    Sirius knew he was in for a long day when the veil toppled over. The answer to: how would a character not involved in HBP react. WTF indeed, the parody that HBP demanded.

  5. Summer Resolutions by Facade

    Everyone thinks of Hermione as being one of the most repressed human beings in the known world. But as she starts to jot down her thoughts on some sparse napkins, we are given a peek on her Muggle summer happenings. She contemplates romance novels and their food-like innuendo, her lace knickers that will never get pried from her girly bits and her position as the ugliest girl in existence.

  6. Unpredictable by Facade

    “Metrosexual blokes and birds, I am filled with bewilderment to report that we have entered an alternate universe where Harry and Hermione snog freely and the lead singer of the Weird Sisters is really a man, like the rest of the band...” Randy teenagers aren’t much of a rarity at Hogwarts, but when messages start defacing Hogwarts walls people start wondering about Hermione’s deranged admirer. After all, who actually goes on a Hermione hair campaign or admires Hermione?

  7. Zombie by Facade

    He can't seem to stop watching her break down. Voyeur! Ron

  8. Rediscovery by Facade

    He knew her from once before. But small encounters have a way of fading into the abyssal regions of our mind. That is until their second meeting makes him rediscover himself and perhaps she as well.

  9. Regret by Facade

    The truth is if you slit my throat I would look back at you with my last gasping breath and apologize for bleeding on your shirt.

  10. Inevitable by Facade

    Hermione awakens to find out that her time of the month has indeed come. What is more than her potion, the wizard alternative to a muggle cure, has run out. What do you get when you mix an irritated Hermione, Confused! Harry and Flustered!Ron? Total chaos, that is what. Hogwarts better watch out as Hermione starts to leave her path of destruction. More fun heads our way when news of a first date reaches our ears. Where disaster and witty quips strike! Everyone and their mother is in it. And just who stole the potion? Also what's up with the Butterbeer?

  11. Goodbye by Facade

    [Two-Piece Ficlet, Angst+Fluff=Flugst]He leaves her to join the war. Nothing is certain, she doesn't even know if he is dead. So she holds this morbid music dear to her breast and plays on, letting the memories consume her. Praying for his arrival...

  12. There by Facade

    The thread binding the trio is rapidly unwinding. They all know. But it still doesn't stop the confusion and betrayal from settling in their minds.

  13. Realization by Facade

    Harry sits under the pounding rain, stuck in a haze, until someone brings him out of it.

  14. Quidditch Pants and Reports by Facade

    Hermione tries her best to remain neutral and merely observe the reactions a delicious Mr. Potter causes by wearing a pair of Quidditch pants. Though in the middle of her reporting, she somehow finds herself being her own subject. Imagine that.

  15. Hero by Facade

    [Sequel to Remember(though not necessary to read): Pre Hogwarts H/Hr] A sickened Harry is tired of condoning the taunts and jeers his relatives give him. He runs away but not before encountering someone. A small girl that makes him see that perhaps he can be a hero…

  16. Remember by Facade

    Have you ever wondered what would happen if the Potters and Grangers met before that monumental night? What Lily's reaction was to the prophecy or how she was feeling before they were escorted to hiding? Join them in a single December afternoon out in London where Hermione and Harry first meet both not even a year old.

  17. Message by Facade

    "His ear reaching smile would carry across the stadium. With a little hope buried deep within, she wished dearly that the smile that tugged at her heart strings was aimed to her. A secret smile that was his message for only her." Written in response to Muddgutts' fanart & challenge here: http://talk.portkey.org/index.php?s=&showtopic=4310