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    She WILL be mine... by kyc639

    Harry realizes his feelings for Hermione and develops an elaborate plan to get her to notice him

    PG13 Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 5 Humor Romance
    Complete 8,494 words in 5 chapters Published 22 Mar 2004, last updated 26 Apr 2004

    Sweet Dreams by padfoot_puppyeyes

    Lily Evans hates James Potter. So when he starts invading her dreams, she's determined to get to the bottom of it, but it wouldn't be how she had originally planned. I'm not really too sure how long this peticular l/j will end up going, or WHERE it will end up going. I just know it'll be fun getting there. Watch Lily try to figure the dividing line between love and hate. (it seems to be growing thinner these days, doesn't it?)

    PG Lily & James Books 1 - 5 Humor Romance
    Complete 8,582 words in 6 chapters Published 9 Jan 2004, last updated 25 Apr 2004

    Frustrating by InTheStars

    There was nothing as frustrating as Ginny Weasley in a state of all-consuming temper.

    PG Draco & Ginny Books 1 - 4 Humor Romance
    Complete 480 words in 1 chapter Published 21 Apr 2004

    Lost Without You by katediggory

    After Hogwarts - it's time for some confessions. Hermione is alone in Muggle London, and one drunken night as she tried to forget the tragedies of the past she sends a letter revealing her true feelings for the Saviour of the Wizarding World.

    PG13 Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 5 Humor Romance
    Complete 10,057 words in 5 chapters Published 13 Apr 2004, last updated 20 Apr 2004

    Pacific Dawn by Michie

    The trio are out of Hogwarts and leading their own lives. What happens when Ron gets desperate for a vacation and books them for a wizarding vacation to an unexpected destination? It all started when they made a pact to do something unforgettable when each of them turned 21. Now it's time to put that pact into action!

    PG Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 5 Humor Romance
    In progress 52,711 words in 28 chapters Published 17 Dec 2003, last updated 18 Apr 2004

    Pink Hearts by InTheStars

    Flying pink hearts, chocolate frog songs, and muffins. What ever is Draco to do? Very late Valentine's ficcie.

    PG13 Draco & Ginny Books 1 - 5 Humor Romance
    In progress 3,762 words in 2 chapters Published 17 Apr 2004, last updated 18 Apr 2004

    Getting Along! by ginnymalfoy21

    The boys are all sick and are all stuck in one room, are they going to learn how to get along with each other or do there girlfriends have to do something about it. D/G, H/Hr, and R/Lu

    PG Draco & Ginny Books 1 - 5 Humor Romance
    Complete 10,355 words in 4 chapters Published 7 Mar 2004, last updated 17 Apr 2004

    BC2 - The Aftermath: The Room of Harry Potter's Requirement by Anazecria

    Some sequels should never be written. The sequel to The Senseless Broom Cupboard Ficlet and the return of the Three Rather Fetching Women in Dress Robes. This story picks up immediately where its prequel left off, so be sure to read that before reading this.

    PG13 Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 5 Humor Romance
    Complete 5,574 words in 1 chapter Published 16 Apr 2004

    Misconceptions by Szaranea

    Even super-heroes are not safe from the horrors of puberty, as Harry must discover. Indecision, break-ups and make-ups, strange trains of thought, and rather delicate problems, all seen through the perspective of Harry’s diary. *sighs* After looking at my reviews I feel like I have to declare that this is not gonna be H/G. Ginny will get somebody else.

    PG13 Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 5 Humor Romance
    In progress 5,209 words in 2 chapters Published 11 Apr 2004, last updated 12 Apr 2004

    007: Magical Theory by nerdypurdy

    Join the gang for some humorous, lighthearted fun and a few obstacles as they struggle to film their version of a James Bond movie. An AU one-shot meant only for fun! (A writing collaboration between myself and Calvin Potterson!)

    PG Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 5 Humor Romance
    Complete 2,797 words in 1 chapter Published 7 Apr 2004

    Of All The Strange Things by InTheStars

    Maybe it was another crusade of ‘improving house relations,’ or maybe it was because the school needed more money, or maybe it was an advanced form of brutal torture, and Draco was positive the third was true, at least to himself.

    PG Draco & Ginny Books 1 - 4 Humor Romance
    Complete 753 words in 1 chapter Published 6 Apr 2004

    Hogwart's Karaoke by Professor Ember Kinsar

    As Dumbledore is a strange man he has decided that Hogwarts should hold an annual Karaoke Festival. This of course means all students must participate. What song will each sing and will Hermione's song of love be enough to finally get Harry's attention? Also has R/L and D/G. Chap3 up. Enjoy!

    PG Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 5 Humor Romance
    In progress 4,373 words in 3 chapters Published 18 Mar 2004, last updated 30 Mar 2004

    Love Potion No 2 by Mudbloodcaz

    Harry's fifth year at Hogwarts

    PG13 Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 4 Humor Romance
    Paused 6,115 words in 4 chapters Published 9 Apr 2003, last updated 27 Mar 2004

    Diametrically Opposed by mony2208

    Lily Evans has always detested the very sight of James Potter & up until fifth year James thought he felt the same way. But circumstances arise that begin to make James look twice at his so-called enemy … & now he can’t seem to get her out of his mind … (began before ootp release, but will include some ootp spoilers later on)

    PG Lily & James Books 1 - 5 Humor Romance
    In progress 12,508 words in 4 chapters Published 11 Mar 2004, last updated 25 Mar 2004

    Reward System by Nokomis

    Draco and Ginny mess up the potion they are working on. Hijinks ensue.

    PG Draco & Ginny Books 1 - 5 Humor
    Complete 1,402 words in 1 chapter Published 21 Mar 2004

    My Best Friend's Wedding by lissag7

    Takeoff on the Julia Roberts comedy. Harry tells Hermione that he is getting married, which causes Hermione to act in desperation, which causes Draco to sing a rather ridiculous song, which causes Ginny to get jealous...and so on and so forth. Chaos abounds.

    PG Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 5 Humor Romance
    Complete 37,888 words in 18 chapters Published 20 Mar 2004

    I Think You Mean It Like That by Magdelena

    Part 3 of 3 - Harry & Hermione grudgingly agree to attend the Graduation Ball together at Ron’s insistence. They are each blissfully unaware that the other is in love with them. Two unlikely people conspire to get the duo to admit their feelings.

    PG13 Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 5 Humor Romance
    Complete 7,568 words in 3 chapters Published 17 Mar 2004, last updated 18 Mar 2004

    I do by silverwand

    The day has finally come for Harry and Hermione to exchange their vows. But nothing is ever normal when it come to Harry Potter. Will some unforseen actions prevent the two from taking the trip down the isle?

    PG Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 4 Humor Romance
    In progress 1,111 words in 1 chapter Published 16 Mar 2004

    The Instigators by FayeValentine00

    Hermione is being set up on a blind date by Ginny and Harry is being set up on a blind date by Ron. The only thing is, Harry and Hermione don't realize that their dates are each other. How will they react?

    G Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 5 Humor Romance
    Complete 2,164 words in 1 chapter Published 13 Mar 2004

    Never Say Never by ravensblood

    When Harry’s stalked by every pre-menopausal witch in Hogwarts, he enlists the help of one of his oldest friends to help him marry the object of his affection: Minerva McGonagall.

    PG13 Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 5 Humor Romance
    Complete 16,936 words in 5 chapters Published 7 Mar 2004
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