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    You love who? by Krazy Ivan

    The gang is going to a graduation party. Harry and Draco both think that Ginny is in love with Harry. Will Draco be able to learn the truth before it is too late?

    PG13 Draco & Ginny Books 1 - 5 Humor Romance
    Complete 37,956 words in 2 chapters Published 2 Mar 2004

    Realization by FayeValentine00

    A quick story about the moment when Harry and Hermione realize their feelings for each other.

    PG Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 5 Humor Romance
    Complete 1,116 words in 1 chapter Published 2 Mar 2004

    Valentine by Kalie

    Valentine's Day draws ever closer, leaving Harry extremely frustrated. He decides to make a Valentine for a certain somebody, but he gets more than he bargained for. Surprises, humor, Distraught!Harry, and one outlandish V-Day. What more can you ask for?

    PG13 Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 5 Humor Romance
    Complete 5,842 words in 3 chapters Published 13 Feb 2004, last updated 22 Feb 2004

    Butterbeer Ramblings by napalmnacey

    It’s Quidditch Saturday, and Harry, Ron and Hermione are receiving a visit from Fred, George, Angelina and Alicia, all graduated and bearing alcohol gifts. Much fun and baring of souls ensues.

    PG13 Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 4 Humor Romance
    Complete 11,881 words in 1 chapter Published 20 Feb 2004

    A Different Perspective by akscully

    The other Gryffindors have plenty to say about Harry and Hermione's relationship.

    PG Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 4 Humor Romance
    Abandoned 2,695 words in 2 chapters Published 4 Jan 2004, last updated 18 Feb 2004

    Hermione and Ginny Filler OotP Scene by Just Breathing

    We know Hermione knows Ginny has given up on Harry, but how does Hermione know?

    G Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 5 Humor
    In progress 927 words in 1 chapter Published 17 Feb 2004

    Spot by J

    In which Draco Malfoy acquires a spot.

    PG Draco & Ginny Books 1 - 5 Humor Romance
    Complete 2,052 words in 1 chapter Published 14 Feb 2004

    Persistence by zettazofia

    Once upon a time, there was a boy who liked a girl. He asked her out. She said no. He asked her again. And again. And again. And again... L/J ficlet, short and sweet.

    PG Lily & James Books 1 - 5 Humor Romance
    Complete 2,330 words in 1 chapter Published 12 Feb 2004

    Hopes First Words by NiaSphinx

    One-shot after 'the talk'. Not necessary to have read it. Harry and Hermione have a little girl named Hope. They have to attend a Hogwarts reunion and while they're there Hope says her first words. Will Harry be doomed to live the rest of eternity in the dog house? Read to find out! WARNING slight cussing. One shot only.

    G Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 4 Humor
    In progress 1,085 words in 1 chapter Published 8 Feb 2004

    A Slip of the Tongue by Cheering Charm and Vicarious L

    EPILOGUE POSTED!! (AU) When Harry and Malfoy try to jinx each other in the corridors of Hogwart's the spells collide with a startling effect! Loosely based on the film "Freaky Friday," how will Harry, Hermione, Ginny, and Malfoy handle a few days as the other? Make-up lessons, girls' slumber parties, thongs, showers, and PMS are just a few of the issues they must encounter while desperately searching for the counter curse to switch them all back!

    PG13 Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 4 Humor Romance
    Complete 22,423 words in 4 chapters Published 28 Jan 2004, last updated 5 Feb 2004

    Voldemort strikes back by rufuscoperpot

    Some duel, some amazing fly on a broomstick and 30 points from Gryffindor - One shot

    PG Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 5 Humor Romance
    Complete 2,082 words in 1 chapter Published 5 Feb 2004

    The Stuff Legends Are Made of by Gianfar

    Draco Malfoy deems Ginny Weasley Enemy Number One after the Bat Bogey Hex incident. When he wages war against her, the fighting and a little help from a stupid cupid bring about the stuff legends are made of. Written for a Valentine's Day challenge. Completed!

    PG Draco & Ginny Books 1 - 5 Humor Romance
    Complete 3,847 words in 1 chapter Published 5 Feb 2004

    Bridge to Caliadrien by Ryoko Blue and Heaven

    Harry and Hermione meet in the park as kids, and find a fantasy land that they claim as their own.

    PG Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 4 Humor Mystery
    Paused 13,154 words in 4 chapters Published 26 Dec 2002, last updated 1 Feb 2004

    A Wedding Full of Errors by MissMoral

    After the disastrous proposal in "A Comedy of Errors", Harry and Hermione decided to get married. Both decided that they've had enough of excitement to last them a lifetime during the proposal and only wish for a perfect and quiet wedding. Will their wish be granted? Sequel to "A Comedy of Errors" with ideas from the challenge "A Very Crazy Wedding". Please read and review.

    PG Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 5 Humor Romance
    Complete 6,381 words in 2 chapters Published 31 Jan 2004, last updated 1 Feb 2004

    Yes or No by J

    To live in the moment, to gamble life sometimes, to love unconditionally. Risk. Rated for brief sexual reference.

    PG13 Draco & Ginny Books 1 - 4 Humor Romance
    Complete 2,863 words in 1 chapter Published 31 Jan 2004

    Midnight Confession by Anne U

    When Hermione found herself looking at Harry in a different way in seventh year, she tried to push it out of her mind. For the sake of their friendship, she worked hard to avoid certain thoughts. It was a brilliant plan, as usual, until it all fell apart late one night.

    PG Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 5 Humor Romance
    Complete 3,678 words in 1 chapter Published 31 Jan 2004

    My Fair Lady by MissMoral

    Remember Henry Higgins and Eliza Doolittle from the movie My Fair Lady? Here is my HP version of it. Harry met Hermione outside the theater on a rainy night. With Harry as the paranoid phonetics professor and Hermione as the terrible accented flower girl, a whole new adventure was about to begin.An answer to the challenge from Shooting-Star in the Challenge section of Portkey.org. Please read and review.

    PG Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 5 Drama Humor
    Complete 20,655 words in 8 chapters Published 2 Dec 2003, last updated 29 Jan 2004

    Apples and Oranges by Tic-Tac

    Hermione wakes up one perfectly normal day, not knowing it will end with an interesting revelation...

    PG Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 4 Humor Romance
    Complete 1,409 words in 1 chapter Published 26 Jan 2004

    Just A Girl by Black Rapture

    Can best friends of seven years become something more? Join The Marauders for their last year at Hogwarts, and an adventure they'll never forget. A/N: As one of my older and therefore bad works, I declare this story condemned. Read at your own peril.

    PG13 Lily & James Books 1 - 4 Humor Romance
    Complete 10,662 words in 8 chapters Published 25 Jan 2004

    Harry Potter: Big Brother (Pain In The Arse) by Moonbeam

    Hermione is sick of Harry's big brother routine, so she confronts him.

    PG13 Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 5 Humor Romance
    Complete 4,281 words in 1 chapter Published 24 Jan 2004
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