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    Ice Creams in Winter by Nousia

    AU. Harry and Hermione have ice cream, despite Hermione's protests. No spoilers.

    G Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 4 Humor
    Complete 1,354 words in 1 chapter Published 21 Jan 2004

    Time After Time by Apolla

    When time travel goes wrong... Harry and Hermione get to meet some familiar faces through no fault of their own. Some very familiar faces. A lighthearted look at time travel and its horrendous consequences.

    PG Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 5 Humor Romance
    Complete 6,905 words in 2 chapters Published 18 Jan 2004, last updated 20 Jan 2004

    Women Translations by Thats So Raven

    Draco Malfoy learns a few things in the Langauge of Women. Comedy...R/R Plz! (One Shot)

    PG13 Draco & Ginny Books 1 - 5 Humor Romance
    Complete 3,134 words in 1 chapter Published 20 Jan 2004

    Those Lazy, Hazy, Crazy Days of Summer by Apolla

    Harry's having the best summer of his life with a little help from his friend. Summer weather, Surrey and an already legendary bikini. One-Shot.

    PG Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 4 Humor Romance
    Complete 3,412 words in 1 chapter Published 20 Jan 2004

    What The Gryffindors Knew by Apolla

    There are things we know we know. There are things we know we don't know. There are things we don't know we don't know... Is it really possible to keep secrets in Gryffindor house? One-Shot.

    G Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 4 Humor Romance
    Complete 1,792 words in 1 chapter Published 20 Jan 2004

    The Talk by NiaSphinx

    Harrys become quite the young man and Sirius decides it's his duty to have a 'talk' with Harry about 'the birds and the bees'And is Hermione *gasp* pregnant? FIND OUT R&R

    PG13 Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 4 Humor Romance
    Complete 4,958 words in 5 chapters Published 28 Sep 2003, last updated 19 Jan 2004

    Got Milk? by Apolla

    Harry and Hermione are sent off to buy milk and it has rather unforeseen consequences. Larks abound in this little fic, we learn more about the Grangers. Guaranteed to raise a smile! One-Shot.

    PG13 Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 4 Humor Romance
    Complete 1,945 words in 1 chapter Published 18 Jan 2004

    Coming Out of the Cabinet by Rainpuddle13

    All Draco and Ginny wanted to do was spend a little quality time together - things don't quite go according to plan...

    PG Draco & Ginny Books 1 - 5 Humor Romance
    Complete 1,374 words in 1 chapter Published 15 Jan 2004

    I'm Not Crazy by Thats So Raven

    The students of Hogwarts go see psychiatrists! Laughter This will be fun! Chapter eight up! *GROUP SESSION* Read if you're in need of a laugh! Including Ships H/Hr and R/L!

    PG13 Draco & Ginny Books 1 - 5 Humor
    In progress 9,637 words in 9 chapters Published 22 Dec 2003, last updated 10 Jan 2004

    His Shirt by Anazecria

    Harry didn't realise just how torturous listening to Lavender and Parvati could be.

    PG13 Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 5 Humor
    Complete 1,472 words in 1 chapter Published 9 Jan 2004

    Quidditch Pants and Reports by Facade

    Hermione tries her best to remain neutral and merely observe the reactions a delicious Mr. Potter causes by wearing a pair of Quidditch pants. Though in the middle of her reporting, she somehow finds herself being her own subject. Imagine that.

    PG13 Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 5 Humor Romance
    Complete 3,215 words in 1 chapter Published 9 Jan 2004

    It's The Little Things by DiezeL

    Hermione is studying for NEWTS with Harry in the library when she discovers something about herself. Harry's POV is now up, as well as the conclusion! (Replaced Chapter Two)

    G Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 5 Humor Romance
    Complete 10,220 words in 3 chapters Published 29 Dec 2003, last updated 5 Jan 2004

    Silence is Golden by Heaven

    Based off a picture by Phoenix Blue: When Hermione is rendered speechless by a curse from Malfoy, Harry reads aloud to her from her favorite book. PWP Fluff inside! Rated PG for a bit of snogging!

    PG Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 5 Humor Romance
    Complete 1,495 words in 1 chapter Published 5 Jan 2004

    My Beloved Ferret by Sakura1287

    Ficlet inspired by a Challenge. Draco's Animagus form is, much to his misfortune, a ferret. What happens when he falls into the unknowing hands of Ginny Weasley?

    PG13 Draco & Ginny Books 1 - 4 Humor Romance
    Complete 3,345 words in 1 chapter Published 4 Jan 2004

    Change by Amethyst

    If you ask Harry, he will definitely tell you that change is good.

    PG Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 5 Humor Romance
    Complete 1,650 words in 1 chapter Published 3 Jan 2004

    Happy New Year by Anne U

    It's New Year's Eve 2003 at Malfoy Manor. Where will Harry and Hermione be when the clock strikes midnight? A totally fluffy, unbeta'd, spur-of-the-moment one-shot story.

    PG Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 5 Humor Romance
    Complete 1,378 words in 1 chapter Published 2 Jan 2004

    Rubber Chickens and Cake by weird4hanson

    ONE-SHOT. Outtake from "SAFE IN HARBOR" Emerson's first birthday party. Nuff said.

    PG Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 5 Humor Romance
    Complete 5,243 words in 1 chapter Published 31 Dec 2003

    Mangoes by Anazecria

    Hermione enjoys her food. For all the Wonks.

    PG13 Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 5 Humor
    Complete 1,610 words in 1 chapter Published 28 Dec 2003

    Please Come Home For Christmas by Amynoelle

    If you loved "All Along"--you'll enjoy this one-shot companion Christmas fiction piece. Hermione and Harry are busily and happily preparing for their daughter's first Christmas.

    PG Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 5 Humor Romance
    Complete 4,779 words in 1 chapter Published 22 Dec 2003

    The Talk, Innuendo Side Style by Anazecria

    At Portkey, I threatened to write this. Sandra dared me to. So here it is.

    PG13 Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 5 Humor
    Complete 1,834 words in 1 chapter Published 15 Dec 2003
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