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    The Senseless Broom Cupboard Ficlet by Anazecria

    Harry & Hermione get trapped in a broom cupboard. How did Harry get into his litte predicament? Enquire within. Many thanks/blame (depending on your preference) should go to Nitya and Sandra, this Ficlet wouldn't have happened otherwise.

    PG13 Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 5 Humor Romance
    Complete 2,423 words in 1 chapter Published 15 Dec 2003

    Mini Moon Pies by Nicole

    My collection of my shortest, sweetest Ron/Luna and Harry/Hermione ficlets/drabbles/shiplets. Each chapter is a fic of its own, except shorter than a normal fic chapter. Enjoy!

    PG Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 5 Humor Romance
    In progress 647 words in 2 chapters Published 14 Dec 2003

    Good Luck Kisses by happy_daze

    Ever since fifth year, before every Quidditch game, Hermione gives Harry and Ron a good luck kiss. That's innocent, right?

    PG Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 5 Humor Romance
    Complete 5,049 words in 2 chapters Published 12 Dec 2003, last updated 13 Dec 2003

    A Christmas Wish by sunshinebelle

    A very simple, fluffy, funny in a way but not that much short christmas story. I was bored, inspired by christmas and mistletoe, and an idea just popped into my head, so I wrote it. Please remember that this isnt meant as a great serious story, only a fun little short one, so critisism is not needed. The story is about Hermione, who is depressed cause it seems everyone has a significant other, except her! So when she meets a genie she wishes to 'have a pick of any guy she wants' but she should be careful what she wishes for...

    PG Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 4 Humor Romance
    Complete 2,178 words in 1 chapter Published 11 Dec 2003

    If I Had One Wish by AnimeFanatic

    What happens if Harry was never Famous? Hermion was never a muggleborn? Weasleys never poor? Draco was adopted? As fate changed their origianl universe, destiny bonded all of them together as the story unfolds. Alternate Universe fic (Revised edition of my failure of a story: One Wish)

    PG Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 5 Humor Romance
    Abandoned 2,920 words in 1 chapter Published 9 Dec 2003

    Falling by Saiph

    An innocent walk to the common room is the trigger for a reassessment of feelings, as Lily Evans begins to realise that there is more to her maddening suitor Potter than meets the eye. Snowfall, Nargles, cameos by pretty Ravenclaws, and tales of sheep abound in this one-shot story.

    PG13 Lily & James Books 1 - 5 Humor Romance
    Complete 7,897 words in 1 chapter Published 5 Dec 2003

    A Comedy of Errors by MissMoral

    Harry wanted to propose to Hermione before the last week of their time in Hogwarts was up. Mistakes, mistakes and more mistakes. A challenge from the Pumpkin Pie thread in FictionAllyPark. H/Hr, R/L, D/G. R/R!

    PG Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 5 Humor Romance
    Complete 5,645 words in 3 chapters Published 30 Nov 2003, last updated 2 Dec 2003

    Caught in the Act by thephotoman

    What would happen if Harry and Hermione were caught in the act by their children? Other than the obvious psychological scarring, that is.

    PG13 Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 5 Humor Romance
    Complete 1,001 words in 1 chapter Published 2 Dec 2003

    May Day Eve by mia fitzpatrick

    It's the night of the Beltane festival and the students of Hogwarts drown themselves in legends, tradition and rituals. But soon, our heroes find out that the night has more than legends, tradition and rituals in store for them. Snogs, mirrors, mystery and saucy wenches abound, and it all happens on May day eve. H/H, mainly, D/G, slightly and R/guess who.

    PG13 Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 4 Action/Adventure Humor
    In progress 34,416 words in 10 chapters Published 15 Nov 2003, last updated 26 Nov 2003

    Choosing a Portkey by Innermurk

    Harry, Hermione and Ron find themselves in a computer lab where they can surf the Muggle internet, and see what the shippers are saying. They are intrigued until they find out that in order to leave, they must choose their own ships. Includes action, trouble, people coming back from the dead, and lots of that nice fluff at the end. Encompasses all of Portkey's ships.

    PG Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 5 Humor Romance
    Complete 8,274 words in 1 chapter Published 20 Nov 2003, last updated 24 Nov 2003

    Fur and Feathers by happy_daze

    Hedwig and Crookshanks don't really want anything to do with each other. But when their "pets" are so obviously meant for each other, they have no choice but to deal with each other, yet still look out for their beloved Harry and Hermione.

    G Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 5 Humor Romance
    Paused 3,316 words in 2 chapters Published 21 Nov 2003, last updated 22 Nov 2003

    Stuck where? For the Weekend? by Just Breathing

    Harry and Hermione get locked in the Greenhouse for the Weekend! What will happen? Answer to a challenge by Kyo on The H/Hr forum. My first fic, be nice!

    PG Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 5 Humor Romance
    Complete 3,434 words in 2 chapters Published 31 Oct 2003, last updated 21 Nov 2003

    To Lend a Helping Paw by Talion

    Crookshanks is back, and Harry is really going to need his help as he attempts the most difficult thing he has ever done . . . proposing to Hermione!

    PG Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 5 Humor Romance
    Complete 16,034 words in 8 chapters Published 23 Oct 2003, last updated 18 Nov 2003

    Caught by happy_daze

    Mrs. Weasley accidentally walks in on Harry and Hermione doing... stuff. Oh Merlin! What havoc befalls us now?!

    PG13 Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 5 Humor Romance
    Complete 2,900 words in 1 chapter Published 18 Nov 2003

    Knee Deep by Amethyst

    Harry, as the title suggests, is knee-deep in denial, Seamus just broke up with his girlfriend, and Ron finds it all very amusing.

    PG Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 4 Humor Romance
    Complete 2,390 words in 1 chapter Published 18 Nov 2003

    The Inscription by happy_daze

    When in the hospital wing, Parvati stumbles upon a most interesting inscription engraved upon one of the bed frames. News spreads like wild fire. Harry gets irritated. Hermione is hiding something. Posted before at FAP on the ficlet thread.

    PG Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 5 Humor Romance
    Complete 4,631 words in 1 chapter Published 17 Nov 2003

    Entrapment by Nargle by Amethyst

    Pure mistletoe-cliche fluff, written at the request of a friend.

    PG Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 5 Humor Romance
    Complete 1,022 words in 1 chapter Published 16 Nov 2003

    Entrapment by Nargle II by Amethyst

    This isn't a sequel to the first 'Entrapment by Nargle' - it's the same plot with a different pairing, also at the request of a friend.

    PG Draco & Ginny Books 1 - 5 Humor Romance
    Complete 1,208 words in 1 chapter Published 16 Nov 2003

    Message in a Pumpkin by Amethyst

    Ron’s got an admirer, and she’s got an interesting way of showing it.

    PG Ron & Luna Books 1 - 5 Humor Romance
    Complete 2,296 words in 1 chapter Published 16 Nov 2003

    We Fools Who Love by The Heir of Paravel

    Part of the DEEPER MAGIC series that includes "Harry Potter and the Prophecy of the Phoenix" by The Prophet of the Phoenix, as well as "Summer in Cornwall" and "Summer in the Sahara" by The Heir of Paravel. A one-shot from Dumbledore's point of view that highlights his relationship to Harry as well as Harry's relationship to Hermione.

    G Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 5 Humor Romance
    Complete 3,941 words in 1 chapter Published 15 Nov 2003
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