Unofficial Portkey Archive

Stories by thephotoman

  1. Caught in the Act by thephotoman

    What would happen if Harry and Hermione were caught in the act by their children? Other than the obvious psychological scarring, that is.

  2. Anything You Want by thephotoman

    This one is for Hermione's birthday. It contains the long-awaited feather scene. It's probably best that you don't read this one, either.

  3. Competition by thephotoman

    It's an oldie that I've never submitted before. This one is dedicted to violator_lurks on Livejournal. *waves at the wanker*

  4. The Accident by thephotoman

    Thephotoman's return to smut. This time, a shower scene.

  5. Telling Her by thephotoman

    A little sceneario where Harry tells Hermione about the prophesy.

  6. Happy Birthday, Ronald Weasley by thephotoman

    It's Ron's birthday, and he has a secret admirer.

  7. Bound Together by thephotoman

    Harry and Hermione have to save the world from Voldemort and Fudge. Warning: there is mention of Fred/George/Angelina/Katie/Alicia, all at the same time.

  8. Under the Red Moon by thephotoman

    This, if I'm not mistaken, is the first ever piece of Ron/Luna smut ever posted. Enjoy!

  9. Under the Table by thephotoman

    A smutlet written for SP over at the chat, and the idea was by Moglie (of PK chat), not mine. It's just plain sick, folks. Grab the airsick bafgs, you're gonna need them, especially if you have a problem with feet. Flame away, already!

  10. BT: Deleted Scenes by thephotoman

    This is stuff I left out of the original BT. If it's OOC at times, remember that some of these are character fantasies.

  11. Trampoline!Hermione by thephotoman

    This was my first smut piece. Don't even bother reading it...it's just that bad.

  12. Got Toast? by thephotoman

    A little smutlet involving the married!Pumpkins. Please don't flame me!