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The Real Reason the Human Anatomy is the way it is

Myst

This is based on the challenge from LilPrincess48. I've just renamed it! Turn around right now if you get annoyed by Harry Ron and Hermione as well as everyone else being OOC. Because that happens BIG time in this, but if not then `Welcome'! Really this is just going to be giggles, giggles and lots of pink! Everything will be overdone, from mood-swings to err… bedroom games. By the way, guys (Males), please don't feel offended in any way this is just for fun!

It may take me a little time to update because school has just started and my mom really wants to ban me from the PC but sadly I need it for school. But it shouldn't take that long for updates…

Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter nor do I own anything else that belongs to him or anything else that is somehow relevant to him. Hey! I don't even own the major plot in this FF! Hahaha…ha. My creativity amuses me.

Oh big tankies to my beta Angelpi. She has done SO much to help this, because well I haven't had any children and I don't really plan to have any until I'm out of school, so she has been a BIG source of info for this, not that having a mother who's a midwife doesn't help…

Rules:

Name of Challenge: The Joys of Male Pregnancy

Harry, Ron and Hermione are walking to Potions and they get into a fight with Malfoy. Naturally, Malfoy and Harry turn to magic. Malfoy hexes Harry and it seems to have no effect except to knock him backwards. Snape comes out and breaks up the fight.

Requirements:

The hex must get Harry pregnant.

Harry must try and get help from ALL the females he knows. Students, then teachers. (Hermione, Ginny, Professor McGonagall, Professor Trelawny, etc)

Someone must say, "Did you just say that Harry is pregnant, or did someone slip something into my drink?"

The story MUST be HHr. Other ships are allowed, but this is the main one.

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Hermione's laughter bounced off the cold stone walls, as Ron, Harry and she made their way to the Potions dungeon.

"I see you still hang around with that mudblood, Potter. You look Pathetic." Draco Malfoy sneered as he leaned back into the cold stone wall behind him. Harry Ron and Hermione stood in front of him. His greasy slicked back hair shone as the torch light flickered about.

Hermione darted her eyes downwards as she felt them brim with tears. "I forgot a book in the common room guys. I'm just going to go and fetch it." Harry stared after her as she ran off.

Harry grabbed Malfoys' collar and heaved him forward. "What did you call Hermione?"

"You heard me Potter." He said as he pushed himself away from Harry and then smoothed out his cloak.

"She is not a mudblood! She is a normal witch!" Harry shouted then drew out his wand and pointed it at Malfoy.

"Harry, mate, calm down. Its okay we can get him next time. Snape will be here soon and you know he won't miss a chance to take away points from us."

"So Potter, are you going to be a coward, or are you going to stand up for you little mudblood `girl' friend and duel for her and then loose?"

"Petrificus Totalus." Harry shouted, the spell went spiraling towards Malfoy. He easily dogged it.

"Impedimenta!" Malfoy roared back at Harry. Harry jumped out of the way.

"Creo Parvulus!" He tried again and this time succeeded. Harry was thrown backwards from the shear force of the spell.

"Harry!" He turned his head around and saw Hermione running towards him. "Harry what on earth have you gotten yourself into this time?" Harry took a closer look at her eyes and saw that they were puffy and red.

"Nothing Hermione, really its, nothing." He gave her a weak smile.

"Here you go." Ron said as he stuck out his hand. Harry took it and Ron pulled him up from the floor.

Ron turned his head around and took a look at Malfoy. He had a huge smirk plastered across is grimy little face.

"Well you seem to be fine." Hermione was saying. "No boils or anything have erupted on the surface of you ski-"

"What on is going on here!" Snape bellowed, as he stepped out of the potions dungeon. He looked more greasy then usual.

Malfoy was the first to answer. "It was all his fault sir." He said, pointing at Harry. "I just defended myself. I swear."

Snape's eyes flickered towards Harry. "Very well Potter. Sixty points each from Gryffindor for using magic in the halls and attacking another student."

"Wha-"

"Silence! And be luck that you did not receive detention for you actions" Snape snapped. "It is time for class." He swiftly turned around and headed through the large wooden door. His cloak flowing behind him.

"Ugg." Ron groaned as the three of them entered the class. Malfoy let out a laugh. "Oh how sorry you will be for attacking me, Potter. How sorry you will be."

"I hate potions!" Ron huffed as the walked out of the classroom. All of them were walking at a fast pace to try and avoid Malfoy.

"I know what you mean, Ron." Harry answered as they made their way to the common room. When they got there Harry threw his bag down on the chair and took off this cloak. "Merlin its hot in here! I wonder what happened to the cooling charms."

"I know." Hermione replied as she too took off her cloak. Harry's eyes stayed transfixed on her breasts until she suddenly spun around and said. "Well I'm going to go put away my books then we should head down to dinner."

Harry stared after her, he had been doing that a lot lately. He was hoping that Hermione hadn't noticed, but is was starting to become obvious that she was. But not in a bad way, he realized that when she did catch him looking she would stay there for just a seconds longer.

"Yea whatever." Ron said as Harry stared at her ass when she ascended the stairs.

Hermione only took a few seconds then came back down the stairs and grabbed Harry's arm.

"Come on, or else we are going to miss dinner!"

"'Mkay." Harry mumbled as she dragged him down to dinner.

"So who are you up against in the next match Harry?" Dean was saying at dinner.

"Huh?" Harry was pulled out of his daydream when Hermione jabbed him in the ribs. "Oh um, Slythren."

"Really, got a new game plan worked out yet?"

"Er.. no, not yet." Harry slid back into his daydream. Luckily Ron covered for him.

"Of course he will think of something! We're Gryffindor, we'll beat them for sure!"

Harry just nodded his head.

"Harry were you okay at dinner? You seemed really quite." Hermione questioned as the trio made their way back to the common room.

"Oh I'm fine! I'm just a little bit tired, that's all, so goodnight."

Harry trudged up the stairs as soon as they got back to the common room.

"Well I think I'm going to go to bed early as well, night Ron." Hermione the turned around and made her way up the girls staircase.

Ron's eyes followed Hermione up the stairs until he couldn't see her anymore. Then they swept over to the boys staircase and back to the middle of the room.

"I wonder... where Luna is!" With that he slowly slipped out of the common room and made his way towards the Ravenclaw tower.

One week later

"Um excuse me? Mr. Potter can I please have your autograph? Its for my sick sister, she says that if she had your autograph she would be the happiest girl in the world and she could die happy." Harry was stopped by a small first year girl, she had short blond hair and big wide brown eyes.

"No." Harry said gruffly.

"Please for my sister? The mediwitches say that she might not live much more the two months."

"I said no, and no means NO!" Harry shouted then he pushed her out of the way. "I've got to go to Transfiguration."

"Thank you for you time." The little girl whispered feebly.

Harry never heard her as he was stomping off in the other direction.

Hermione spotted the little girl. "What wrong?" She asked as she crouched down next to the little girl. It was her duty as a prefect to help the students. Anyways, she was 16 and she might be able to help this girl.

"Nothing." The girl said as she wiped her runny nose on her arm.

"Whats you name?" Hermione persisted. The little girl cast her eyes downwards before answering.

"Letiea."

"Really?" Hermione said. "Well you know, I think you've got a really pretty name. I'm Hermione." She said as she stuck out her hand.

Letiea let out a small smile then shook Hermione's hand.

"Now will you tell me what wrong? Please?"

Letiea nodded vigorously. "Well I asked Mr. Potter for his autograph for my sister, she's not well and might only have two months left; and she really likes Harry Potter and she says that she would die happy if she had his autograph."

"Really. Well let me tell you a secret that you can't tell anyone."

Letiea's face spread into a wide grin, and she nodded her head.

"Harry, these past few days has been acting like, well a really moody girl. You know what I mean, when its that time of month and things…"

"Really?" Letiea squealed with delight.

"Yes but you can't tell anyone!"

"Okay!"

"Look, Letiea. About your sister, I will promise that I will get Harry's autograph for you, I promise. But, for now here is mine. I know its not much but will it do until I can get Harry's?"

"Oh thank you so much! I wonder what she will say when she hears I got her the autograph of the smartest witch in Hogwarts!"

Hermione smiled at the little girl. "Well I've got to go to transfiguration, I will go look for you as soon as I have it." Hermione got up and saw the little girl walk off in the other way. She took a deep breath then screamed

"Harry James Potter!"

Harry heard his name being hollered through the castle

`Uh oh.' He thought to himself. Harry saw Hermione practically blow the door off its hinges as she came storming through to were he as sitting in one of the classrooms.

"Sign this." Hermione barked as she thrust a piece of paper in front of him.

"What's it for?"

"Its for the little girl who asked for your autograph for her sister and you said no. The little girl who's sister may die in a little more then two months!". Harry could feel himself withering under Hermione's intense gaze.

"Oh." Harry said quietly. He reached into his bag and pulled out some ink. Harry then pulled the quill closer to him. "Do you happen to know her name?"

"No." Hermione answered.

I hope you get better

Harry Potter

"Here Hermione." Harry said as he pushed the quill back towards her.

"Thanks. Look Harry, I'm sorry for shouting at you. Its just, well she was in tears."

"Its okay, I didn't mean to come across that harsh."

"I'll tell her you said sorry."

"Thanks." Harry watched Hermione walk out, she waved her wand and the door was fixed. She gave him a warm smile before walking out.

Hermione spotted Letiea as she was walking towards the Charms classroom.

"Letiea!" Hermione shouted, the started running her direction. Letiea turned around at the sound of her name. "Letiea, here you go."

"What?" She looked confused.

"Here is the autograph that I promised you."

"W-what? Really?" Hermione held it out and Letiea started jumping up and down.

"Okay well, I've go to got Letiea. Have a good day!" Hermione turned around to see Harry stomping down the hall.

"Moody." Hermione said, not too quietly.

Harry turned towards her. "What was that?"

"Nothing." Harry shook his head and continued to un-happy everything in his way.

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