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Ban the Tube Top

OceanAvenue213

A/N different parts of the song apply to Draco and other parts apply to "Ginevra". I'll let you figure out which one's which *wink*.

I do not own Harry Potter in any way shape or form. The song "Ban the Tube Top" belongs to Reel Big Fish, the best gosh-darned band on this earth.

A/N again: I also HIGHLY recommend you listen to Ban the Tube Top while reading this fic. It helps illustrate the point!

A/N (yes…AGAIN!): This is my first posted story on Portkey. I will have two others up when I get my comp back because I am in the process of moving, and I'm on my mom's comp right now which is the comp I saved this document on.

Ban The Tube Top

Ginevra Weasley walked aimlessly along the beaten cobblestone path of Hogsmeade, alone, not surrounded by her small circle of friends. That was only because she had one thing on her mind: Snogging Hogwarts' Head Boy. She adjusted her bright pink tube top, with a small black G accent at the bottom that drove him crazy. She then straightened her slightly baggy black pants. Suddenly, as she walked slowly along, she spotted a hand reach out from a deserted alley and pull her in.

"Anxious aren't we?" she giggled; facing the only one she had come to Hogsmeade for. She looked down at his long sleeved blue button up shirt and his baggy jeans, and saw he stood erect as if attending some sort of formal ball. He replied with a rising of his eyebrow.

"Malfoys are never anxious."

Ginny giggled. "Yeah right." She wrapped her arms around his neck.

"I'll disregard that last comment, Weasel," he spat jokingly.

"You are such a loser."

You're seventeen

evil and mean

comfy and cozy

nowhere scene

You can't deny

the loser inside

all of your bad taste

won't subside

"I resent that," he commented, backing her up against the wall. He ran his hands down her waist, noticing the silk fabric that lay upon it.

"Like my choice of shirt?" she giggled.

"You know I can't stand these damned type of shirts. They leave too little to the imagination, so what's the point of wearing one?" The youngest Weasley smirked.

"To piss you off, but of course."

Draco grimaced. "If you like pissing me off so much, I guess that's why you wear one of those God-forsaken pieces of fabric on EVERY date we go on. I'm starting to think you wear it to spite me."

She smiled slowly. "Maybe I do Drakiekin. Maybe I do."

You're outta sight you

keep me up at night

you dress funny

strapless and skin tight
You're outta sight

you keep me up at night

you make me crazy

you wear it out of spite

Ban the tube top tonight

"Damn things should be against the law!" Draco mumbled exasperatedly against her lips. She laughed against his lips, causing him to pull away. "What's so funny?"

"You," Ginny answered. "Especially when other guys see me wearing these shirts, and you get jealous when I hug them

"That's because I love you, and I don't want to lose you to some not-deserving, un-evil, bloody Gryffindor!" Draco exclaimed. He ran a hand through his hair and looked down at her big hazel eyes.

"I'm one of those "bloody Gryffindors" you know!" she exclaimed in mock hurt.

"You're too evil to be one of them. You do love ME, don't you? You should've been another Slytherin." He crossed his arms over his chest.

"Oh you think so? Well, I think I belong in Gryffindor. I'm not like those Slytherin witch bimbos who throw themselves at you!" Right as Ginny said this, she tried to step forward but tripped on a rock and fell into his arms.

"So much for not throwing yourself at me." She merely scowled. "But…" he started. She leaned back against the wall again, and he leaned close to her. "…I've loved you for such a long time. I knew it would never work, because you were so outta reach for me, but I would've never guessed this would happen."

"Yea, It's just too bad we have to keep it secret." Ginny pulled up her tube top noticeably, so to make Draco scowl in disgust.

"Keep on reminding me you're wearing that and you might not be in another few seconds," Draco whispered into her ear.

"Ooh…is that a threat? Well you sure as hell could give Voldie a run for his money." The fact is the Dark Lord had already been defeated at the end of Harry and Draco's sixth year, making this his seventh and last.

"I guess I could," he replied flirtatiously.

You're magical

Mystery girl

Tick tock you don't stop

A rockin' my world
you give high fives

To all the guys

You let me know

That I'm alive

His lips came down and landed softly on hers. She smiled against his lips, more than ecstatic that one of the Deities up there graced her with this beautiful specimen. She wrapped her arms around his neck and he pulled her closer, as if to claim her.

"You know," she started once they had broke apart, "you make think I'm such a guy magnet, but no one's asked me to the End of Year Ball!" He smiled. Ginny loved that smile. It was like he reserved it for her and her only. That's how she knew he was being truthful when he said he loved her.

"How about we have our own little ball? In the Room of Requirement? I hate all the girls in this school anyways."

Ginny laughed, then put on a small frown. "Except me of course?" Draco smiled again (that smile!) at her, raising his hand to her cheek and caressing it softly.

"Everyone but you."

With that, he sealed the deal with a kiss.

You're outta sight

you keep me up at night

you dress funny

strapless and skin tight
You're outta sight

you keep me up at night

you make me crazy

you wear it out of spite

Ban the tube top

There's a party

that we're not invited to

but I don't care because

I hate everyone in school
I ignore all the girls but you

Draco ran his hands over the hem of her shirt, tracing it all the way around to the back and slipping his hands under it.

"Damned shirt!" He exclaimed again for the millionth time that day. "It's so skin-tight I can barely even get my hands under it.

Ginny giggled. "That's the point, you naughty boy!"

Draco grinned a goofy grin that reminded Ginny vaguely of Harry when he looked at Hermione. "Who says being naughty is such a bad thing?" He buried his face in the crook of her neck, sweetly kissing every inch of it.

"Even so," she moaned, randomly bringing up an earlier point of his. "Even if I do high five and hug all the guys, you were my first kiss."

"And best one ever!" He added.

They passionately kissed for a few more moments in silence, until they pulled away, deciding it was just about time to go soon.

"You know, you'd be even more beautiful if you would get rid of that horrid shirt!" Ginny sighed, and grabbed her bag she dropped in the process of snogging Hogwarts' Head Boy.

"I like my shirt, just drop the subject!" she said, playfully pretending to be angry. He smirked his sexy smirk as she looked both ways for oncoming students, and left without a word. Draco slammed his back into the brick wall behind him, so bad it ached for a few minutes. He slid down the wall, and pulled out a small velvety box from his pocket. He flipped it open to the sight of his familiarly beautiful engagement ring that could not compare to Ginny's beauty.

"I love you, Ginevra."

With that, he stood up and left.

Beautiful girl

ugly shirt

you are a fashion red alert
But I can't resist

you've never been kissed

and I've never been in love like this

You're outta sight

you keep me up at night

you dress funny

strapless and skin tight
You're outta sight

you keep me up at night

you make me crazy

you wear it out of spite

Ban the tube top tonight A/N If you liked this, I might make a sequel to this with another Reel Big Fish song.

Review if you dare…muahaha