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Ban the Tube Top

OceanAvenue213

Disclaimer: Reel Big Fish *sigh, because Aaron Barrett's a hottie* is not

mine, as well as Harry Potter

A/N: Next chapter, done to Reel Big Fish's "Skatanic". Back from an unbearably

long hiatus, but im starting a new fanfic soon which I am going to finish writing

before I post it. Anyways, my upload messed up and I had to enter everything

so that it was able to fit in one page and you didn't have to scroll every time you

needed to finish a paragraph. Don't thank me all at once :D.

Skatanic

Ginny groaned. She half-opened her eyes, but yelped and immediately shut them again.

She thought she had seen…nah, it couldn't be. Ginny rolled over and opened her eyes

again, fully this time.

Watchin' you sleep
I'm lookin' in your window
Everyday I drive past your house
Standin' in your front yard
Why don't you come out
Watchin' you sleep
Nowhere to hide

One of these days im gonna come inside

"What's wrong?" Draco asked, sitting straight up from his spot in the bed next to her.

"Nothing, nothing," she moaned, wiping the sleep from her eyes. "My head is pounding.

What did I do last night?"

"You got drunk," Draco commented with a smirk. Ginny made a rumbling sound and

laid back against the headboard of Draco's bed.

"I'm not even old enough to drink," Ginny stated. "Don't they even check ID's anymore?"

"I guess everyone figured you were old enough," he responded. He momentarily

got out of bed and came back moments later with a pill and a glass of water.

"It's a muggle remedy, it really helps," he assured her.

"What do I do?" Ginny asked, taking them both. Draco slowly slid back into his spot on

the bed and smiled tenderly towards his beautiful fiancée.

"Put the pill in your mouth and swallow it, then drink the water." Ginny did as she was told,

and leaned back again.

"I'm never going to drink again," she moaned. "Drinking can die." Ginny tried crawling

out of bed, but he flopped down on top of Draco.

"Why hello," he greeted her playfully. "Frisky are we?"

"Bite me, ferret," she quipped. Draco closed his eyes and promptly cringed, before

fanning the air in front of his nose.

"Morning breath, my dear, is never a lovely visitor," he commented. Ginny walloped

him on the back of the head. When given a feigning hurt look, she only replied with,

"You deserved it."

"Not all that friendly in the mornings are we?" he asked, quirking an eyebrow so high

Ginny was afraid it might disappear under his messy bangs.

"Not when I have a hangover!" she exclaimed. Draco then put on his sexy little pout,

and Ginny rolled her eyes dramatically.

"A widdle kiss wouldn't be too friendly for you to manage, would it?" he questioned innocently.

Ginny could almost imagine the halo glowing above his head. She smirked lightly and gave him

a tender kiss, before succumbing to her lack of energy and landing on top of him. "Oof," he

grunted and she just smiled to herself, burying her head in the crook of his neck.

"I love you," Ginny whispered softly. "I may be a complete bitch sometimes, but you know

its just PMS."

"I hate how women have an excuse for anger," Draco laughed.

(A/N: this is my outlook on it, and yes I am a girl, and yes I do get PMS-y.

This is not to be taken seriously, if you think another way, do not flame me but kindly

tell me your alternate view on the matter)

"Yes, yes, one of the excuses I use all too often," she chuckled, kissing his collarbone

seeing as he had been deprived of a shirt. Draco smiled and turned them both over,

so he was lying on top of her. "And you call me frisky," she commented with a smirk,

something she had very proudly adapted from him.

"I never said I wasn't," he said huskily as he leaned in for a deep kiss. Ginny let out a small

squeak of surprise at first contact, but as they began to melt into each other and lose their

surroundings, they realized they no longer cared where they were: as long as they were together.

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Ginny was fully dressed, fully showered, and looking much better. It took her and Draco some

will power (just a shred, barely that they could even muster) to finally get out of bed and end

their impromptu snogging session. She walked into the kitchen, where Draco was showing off

yet another skill of his, taking in the heavenly scent of scrambled eggs and toast.

"Yummy," she said, in a considerably better mood than she had been a half an hour ago.

"It better be, or I spent 100 dollars on cooking lessons for nothing," he responded. Ginny

laughed softly, lowering herself into a chair at the kitchen table.

A few moments later two plates magically landed in front of her. One contained a heap of

scrambled eggs and the other contained a fair few pieces of toast. Another plate then

dropped into the spot in front of Draco's chair.

"Eat up, babe," Draco said as Ginny began to dig into this food that smelt like pure

heaven. Draco slipped into his seat and began silently nibbling his food.

"Thiff if grea, Drapo," she mumbled through mouthfuls of egg. He laughed, which then

reduced into a smirk, then reduced into a questioning stare.

"Ease up, will ya? You act as if you hadn't eaten in weeks," he chuckled. Ginny paused in

her eating for a second.

"Well, I haven't eaten since lunch yesterday, and you know I have an appetite to rival my brother's,"

Ginny responded, bits of scrambled egg flying out of her mouth.

"Now that's just beautiful," Draco commented while cringing. Ginny gave a bright smile, before

pushing away her plate.

"I was done anyways," she stated, before picking up all of their plates, despite Draco's

protest that even she wasn't hungry anymore, he still was.

"It's alright, I wasn't hungry," he stated sarcastically, leaning back in his chair.

She took her wand from her pocket, and began to enchant the dishes to wash themselves,

something she had picked up from her mother. She then left the dishes to their business,

and walked back to Draco, thoughtlessly plopping into his lap.

"Even though I got piss drunk I had fun last night," she purred, wrapping her arms around

his neck and resting her head on his shoulder. "I'm glad you convinced me to go to work

with you."

"I'm glad I convinced you too," he responded, pushing back a few locks of his flaxen hair.

"Oh, I've got a few questions for you. My friend Danny, he works at the club with me,

is having a New Year's Eve party and would like us to come. Would you like to go?"

"I'd love to go," Ginny responded with a smile and pecking him on the lips. "We're

still spending Christmas at my house, right?"

"I thought we were going to spend it together. It is our first Christmas to

spend together without having to sneak around a ruddy old castle," he said.

Ginny looked at him with a frown on her face.

"But you know I always spend Christmas with my family. Please Draco," Ginny pleaded.

"I really had something planned for this Christmas," Draco replied.

"But Draco, there hasn't been a single Christmas I haven't spent with my family.

It's a tradition. Please," Ginny tried pleading some more. Ginny poked her bottom

lip out and quivered it ever-so-slightly.

"How about we spend Christmas Eve here and then we apparate there

Christmas Morning. That way you can spend Christmas with your family and

I can still continue what I have planned." Ginny threw her arms around him again

and squeezed him tight.

"Thank you!" she squealed. He smiled to himself. Good thinking, Malfoy. "I'm so

glad we get to spend it with my family. You are going to love vacations with my

family they are beyond anything you've ever seen. I mean, we have egg nog and

the decorations are always…" Ginny trailed on and on as Draco listened intently.

Oh what a Christmas it would be.

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It was an hour or so until Ginny and he finally left his flat. They said a quick Hello

to Marianna (does she ever leave?) and they were out in Hogsmeade. There were

a few students out doing early Christmas shopping, which reminded Ginny that she

still needed to get presents for her family. She already had Draco's tucked away

in her school trunk.

Suddenly, something brushed her arm and she whipped around to see nothing…which

was funny because she thought she had seen Sean.

Ginny turned back around and looked to the ground, a perplexed emotion crossing her features.

"What's wrong, Gin?" Draco asked tenderly.

"Nothing, I just thought…never mind." Draco looked at Ginny quizzically for a few seconds

before shrugging it off and walking on.

"Well, let's grab a butterbeer before I return you to the castle," Draco suggested. 
 He led Ginny towards the entrance of the Three Broomsticks.  Upon entrance, they 
found it was actually moderately crowded for being a major homework-cram-day for
 most students.  Even though it was technically against the rules, many students snuck
 out to Hogsmeade on Sundays or un-designated weekends.
Draco took Ginny's hand and led her to a secluded booth by a dusty window.  They
 both slid in, and almost immediately Madam Rosmerta came over, quick-quotes quill 
and notepad in hand.
"What can I get you two?" Madam Rosmerta asked with a sly smile on her face.  
"The famous Weasley-Malfoy couple.  Never thought I'd see this happen.  It's an honor 
having you in my shop, really.  You two are a living day Romeo and Juliet…except neither
 of you died, of course…" she trailed off.  "Anyways."  She tapped her notepad with her finger.
"Two butterbeers please," Draco stated.  Madam Rosmerta smiled before 
disappearing towards the kitchens.  Ginny slid into the booth more so she was
 cuddling up next to Draco.  
"I can't believe I won't see you for a little more than another month," Ginny sighed.
"I'll miss you."
"I'll miss you two, but the fact that we are kept from each other makes our reuniting
 more romantic," he responded, giving Ginny a kiss on the forehead.
"Please, I was trying to eat," a voice came, and suddenly a figure was standing right 
in front of their table.
"Haven't you learned your lesson, or do you WANT me to kick your ass again?" Draco 
asked exasperatedly.
"Please…" Sean commented snidely.  "Lucky punch, figuratively speaking.  I could 
take you down if I wasn't outnumbered, which now I am not."
"Have you forgotten there are two of us?" Ginny quipped.
"Please.  You would never hit me.  I was your first," he said smugly.
"You were not you little liar."  He reached over and patted her cheek, which she 
slapped away.
"Tell yourself that all you want, it doesn't make it true.  Just remember, I love you and I 
will have you," he replied.
"Yeah, not even in your dreams, scumbag," I responded with a sardonic little laugh.

"Whatever you say, Ginevra," he laughed, walking away to avoid the smart sneer that he
 knew was coming his way.
Must be love
What else could it be?
Fuck you bitch I love you
I'm not crazy
"That bloody bastard.  I should rip his nuts out and feed them to a hippogriff," Draco 
seethed.  Ginny laid her hand on his knee, giving him an elongated kiss.
"It's ok.  I'm yours, no matter what.  I love you, and nothing can change that."
Draco gave her a grateful smile.  Ginny crossed her legs under the table and took his 
hand, laying them both on the table.
"So what's been up with you lately.  What have you been doing?" Ginny asked him.
"Well, I've been going to work nearly every day, to be able to support myself and you. 
 I don't think even the Malfoy inheritance can keep us settled our whole lives."  Ginny 
smiled, a small chuckle escaping her lips.  "But when I get days off work I usually lounge 
around the house or come walking around Hogsmeade for food, or new robes or 
something like that."
Madam Rosmerta appeared in front of their table, carrying two butterbeers.  With yet
 another smile she laid them on the table along with a check.  Then, as quick as she had 
appeared, she had gone.
"Well," Draco began, taking a chug of his butterbeer, "what have you been doing?"
"Nothing really," Ginny responded, leaning in.  "But I have a feeling we're being stalked," 
she whispered, so no one else could hear.
"Sean?" Draco asked.
"Sean," Ginny confirmed. "Why won't he leave me alone?"
"Because you are incredibly sexy," Draco whispered.  Ginny bit back a smile and 
slapped him lightly on the arm.
"Not here," she whispered.
"What, it's true isn't it?" Draco asked.  Ginny rolled her eyes, taking another sip of her 
butterbeer.
"I think we should get out of here," Ginny muttered.  Draco looked to her and her 
features ere showing a sense of urgency.  "Now."
"Ok."  Draco took the last large gulp of his butterbeer and threw a few galleons on the
 table.  Ginny grabbed his arm and literally dragged him out of the pub.  Once outside,
 Ginny looked over her shoulder.  She thought she had felt a presence, but shook her head. 
 It was just her being paranoid again.
"Ginny, what's wrong?" Draco asked worriedly.
"I have a very bad feeling we're being followed," Ginny responded, clutching 
onto his arm.
"Ginny, Ginny, I need the circulation in my arm back," he puffed.  Ginny released it slightly, 
but still held a tight grip.
Just then, a figure was walking towards them.  It came closer, and Ginny recognized 
it as Sean.
Walking up to her
Now she's walking away
I just want to talk to you
Maybe she's got better things to do
Don't be afraid
To feel my touch
Don't worry babe I won't hurt you much
"Does he never quit?  God this kid is almost as desperate as Creevey," Draco 
drawled.  Ginny slapped his arm and gave him a warning look.
"Colin's my friend, don't badmouth him," Ginny scolded him.  Just then, Ginny 
turned around, trying to go in the opposite direction than Sean.
"Ginny!"  Sean called.  "Listen to me will you?"
"I've done enough listening!  No argument in the world will make me want
 you again," Ginny snarled, turning around to face him.  She placed her hands 
on her hips and sneered at him.
"You're becoming more and more like it everyday," he commented, gesturing 
towards Draco.
"Don't you DARE insult him you slimy, disgusting, womanizing piece of shit!" 
Ginny shrieked.
"But I'm your slimy, disgusting womanizing piece of shit," he responded sweetly.
Ginny let out a bitter laugh.  "Yea, like I said before, not even in your dreams."
"What will it take from me for you to realize your place is here-" he opened 
his arm-"and not there."  He gestured to Draco.  He stepped forward and Ginny 
unceremoniously took a step back.
"Sean, are you deaf, retarded, or both?" Draco asked sarcastically.  "Wait, I
 already knew you were retarded, but what about the deaf part?  Ginny 
doesn't want you."
"Of course she does!  But whenever she's about to admit it, you step in and 
disturb our peace," Sean spat.
"Sean, I know a way to get it through your thick head that I won't ever like you.  Ever.
  Not even in some parallel universe where Draco would not exist.  I love Draco, not you.
  I picked Draco, not you.  Face it, you're just frustrated that I picked him over you, 
because you can't stand the fact that there is actually a woman in the world that 
doesn't want you.  Now, leave us alone or there will be hell to pay you bloody little 
bastard!"  Ginny spat, whipping out her wand and pointing it directly under his chin.
He cowered a bit.  "You wouldn't dare," he said, overconfidently.
"Oh yeah, try me," she sneered.
"I will make you love me," he said, shirking to get away from the tip of her 
wand (which almost everyone knows from past events could be rather dangerous).
"And what makes you think that?" Ginny asked.
"Cuz I can and I will," he replied simply.
Must be love
What else could it be?
Fuck you bitch I love you
I'm not crazy
I'm gonna make you love me
I'm gonna make you love me
I'm gonna make you love me
No matter what you say!
Suddenly, Ginny directed her wand towards Sean again, and before he could 
shirk it again, she screamed, "Sername les dilago!"   A purple-pinkish beam of 
light emitted from her wand and hit him squarely in the chest.  It blew him back 
so that he landed on the cobblestone about ten feet away.
Ginny turned to face Draco who had a petrified expression.  "Creepy," he muttered.
  "Brilliant, but creepy."
Ginny smiled.  "If I did it right, it should erase all traces of me from his memory.  
When we meet in the Gryffindor common room, he'll simply think he had not met
 me before."  Draco wrapped and arm around her and hugged her from the side.
"That's my brilliant little witch," Draco cooed.
Ginny smiled.  "I know."
A/N: Ok, next chapter.  I'm kind of failing on my writing.  It's getting 
slowly worse and worse, I don't know.  Anyways, let me stop my rambling
 to say that this just popped into my head and I will understand if no one
 likes it.  Good Day.
Review if you dare…muahahaha
Ocean Ave