Always Helpful Dobby

This begins as a kindly intended parody of the “late night snack” variety of light romance. As such, Harry and Hermione initially will be OOC, a rascal and a shrew respectively, but a very happy ending will result. Special warnings for sexual/anatomical innuendo and to food fetishists: sorry, but the pumpkin pie and whipped cream will be eaten only, with ordinary utensils, and will not be worn! ----------- ADDED BY FIC CO-ADMIN (gal-texter) in 2008: Please read this: http://talk.portkey.org/index.php?s=&showtopic=14633&view=findpost&p=237718