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He was a vampire. She was a werewolf. Who saw that coming? by Oatmeal
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He was a vampire. She was a werewolf. Who saw that coming?

Oatmeal

Chapter ?!: And now you are cordially invited to the foyer for an intermission

Nov 24th

Dear Hermione,

I have to meet with you to discuss something important. It happened the on the night we spent in the broom closet. Please respond as soon as possible.

Regards

Harry

Nov 29th

Dear Harry,

Please do not send me any further owls. It is not safe anymore for us to be together and even correspondence puts us in danger. Think of our safety. We tend to screen our owls and now people are asking me about my fascination with brooms. I don't need this extra attention, especially now.

Sincerely

Hermione

Dec 3rd

Dear Hermione,

This isn't about us. It's about something else that happened. It involves 'our' bosses at work. Please we need to meet to discuss.

H.P.

Dec 7th

Dear Harry,

So we are no longer important anymore? I should have figured, men are all alike, I went through this before Harry, and I'm not about to fall into old habits again. And I don't care about your work. Please stop sending me owls, I imagine Hedwig is tired of flying so much.

Regards

Hermione

Dec 12th

Hermione,

I didn't mean it that way. I still care for you. I didn't mean to hurt you but we really need to get together despite our 'differences'. This concerns both of us.

H.P.

Dec 18th

Dear Hermione,

That howler you sent me was not funny. It was during the weekly wine tasting party and now everyone is concerned about my 'rash' that you mentioned. If you're not going to meet me that is fine. Don't expect another owl from me any time soon.

H.P.