The Stupid Notes
AN~ Hey, it's me! I thought I'd be nice and post a couple of little ficlets I've written but not posted here. This is a collection of unrelated ficlets that are just for fun and is not limited to stories only featuring the Marauders. I'm kind of busy juggling HtPtWTiTD and TiWIDPToD, so here's something to read during the wait for the next chapters of my other fics. Oh, and my birthday's in three weeks!!! Yay! I turn 16 on Aug. 13, so PARTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Episode the First:
My, the Predecessors Were Idiots
AN- See if you can guess who's who!
Hey James!
What Padfoot?
I have an idea!
Amazing.
I heard that sarcasm.
Congratulations.
Oh shut up.
I'm not saying anything. We're passing notes, so there's actually no talking involved. For that matter, you can't actually hear sarcasm either.
Smart-eleck.
Yeah, I know.
What are you two arguing about?
Uh… Yeah, what Moony said.
Wormtail, you need to get a life.
That's what you were arguing about?
No, James was being sarcastic.
Were you being sarcastic right now?
No, I was telling the truth.
You all are so hurtful!
Peter, chill. Sirius was telling the truth for once in his life. He was ticked `cause I was being a smart-eleck.
Oh.
You lot are confusing.
Remus Lupin... CONFUSED!
Oh my gosh!
The Apocalypse is upon us!
Ha. Ha. Ha. You all are a riot. Laughs all around.
Oh, you're just jealous.
Frankly, I'm not.
Oh, shut up.
Do I have to explain why you can't shut up while passing notes?
Prongs, go eat a sock.
No thank you, but I believe Wormtail has done that before.
Hey! It was an accident!
Yeah, you accidentally put a sock in your sandwich.
And if I remember correctly, you seemed to enjoy it too.
As I said earlier, you all are hurtful!
Anyways, Padfoot what were you trying to tell me?
Ummmm... Oh yeah! I have a prank idea!
You've got my attention.
I'm listening.
You can't actually listen when passing notes.
Hey! That's my line!
Well ya snooze, ya loose.
I would say shut up, but that would go against all my lectures on why you can't say shut up while passing notes.
Poor you.
No comment.
Just what, may I ask, are you idiots passing all these notes about?
Oh nothing, Evans dearest.
Cut the crap, Potter.
You cut me deep!
Then bleed and die.
Wow, that's pretty harsh, even coming from Evans.
Poor Jamsie-poo.
Shut up.
But I thought because we're passing notes, you can't shut up!
Word flinger backer.
Serves you right.
I can't believe I'm friends with these imbeciles.
Neither can I.
I'm lost.
So what else is new?
I think class is over.
Finally. Good-bye.
Parting is such sweet sorrow.
I think she ignored you.
Alas, one day, my love.
He's making me sick.
You're right. I'm gone.
Uh, yeah.
AN- I was bored so I wrote this. Here's the answer's:
James
Sirius
Remus
Peter
Lily
You can expect more notes later on. I might even put some challenges for the readers in them, so keep reading!
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