A/N: Keep moving people, nothing to see here. That's it, nothing to see but some un-beta'd utterly pointless and plotless brain vomit. Sir, ma'am, I'm going to have to ask you to step away. Keep moving, there're better fics out there than this one.
Age 6
"Don't touch me, Sirius."
"I'm not touching you, Cat."
"Don't touch me."
"I'm not touching you."
"Are too."
"Am not."
"Are too."
"Am not."
"MUM!"
"Sirius, stop teasing Cat."
"Wimp."
"Am not."
"Are too. And don't touch me!"
"I'm not touching you."
Age 10
"Cat, don't touch me."
"I'm not touching you."
"You are too. I saw you."
"Am not."
"Are too."
"Am not."
"DAD!"
"Cat. If Sirius can't tease you, you can't tease him. Understood?"
"Yes sir."
"You can't touch me and you can't stick your tongue out at me either Cat."
"Can too."
Age 14
"Don't touch me, Sirius."
"I'm not touching you! I'm just sitting here, staring at the lake."
"Sirius, I mean it."
"I'm not! If my shoulder happens to brush yours, it's not my fault. It's my shoulder's. Take your grievances up with it."
"You know what you are?"
"What?"
"You're like a giant git ball."
"Git ball?! That doesn't even make sense!"
"Giticus Maximus. Minister of Arses."
"You're enjoying this, aren't you."
"Loving every moment, King of Gits."
"Oh ho, so if I'm the King of Gits, what does that make you?"
"Queen of Perfection."
"You're the queen of something all right, but I don't think it's perfection."
Age 18
"I'm not touching you Cat. That was a pre-emptive not touching."
"Well . . . good. Because I don't want you to."
"Good. `Cause I'm not."
"Good."
"Fine."
"Fine. . . . Because I - mmph!"
"Mmm."
"Mmmm."
"Does this mean I can touch you now?"
"What do you think?"
"I think I should kiss you again."
"Smart man."
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