It all began with a tacky Santa head. Written for Liss's a_pumpkin_xmas on LJ. Contains minor spoilers for DH, but no Epilogue.
Another dumping ground, but this time for drabbles too short (about two pages or less) to post on their own and UNRELATED to "Growth Spurts." Rating may change and all stories will probably be un-beta'd.
I wasn't sure which ship to put this under, so I put it under Draco/Ginny just because they were the first ship in the first story. This isn't the sequel to "Sink or Swim" but more like a dumping ground for stories involving my Lessons universe I feel are too short to post individually. Each story should stand independently of the other in "Growth Spurts," although they will sometimes reference situations and characters found in other Lessons universe stories so it might help to read those stories first. "Growth Spurts" will also contain ships from R/L and H/Hr. If I find that one ship dominates, I might change that. After all that, enjoy!
RATING HAS BEEN UPPED!! Harry, Hermione, and Ron have just defeated Voldemort, but are cooped up in isolation indefinitely. Bored to tears, they try to invent their own fun and maybe find out something about themselves they hadn't considered before. PREQUEL to "Lessons."
It takes a little bit of help from Barry White for James too see he tries too hard.
Hermione learns an important lesson: always read the labels.
This is a series of one shots and drabbles beginning about a month after "Soaked From Head to Toe" up to and including the birth and wedding. It isn't entirely necessary to read "Lessons" or its sequel "Soaked From Head to Toe" before reading this, but it may help with some references found within. THIRD in the "Lessons" series.
Voldemort has won and Harry is in a catatonic state, Hermione and Ron are there to take care of him. So why are they in comas too? All is not as it seems. Rated PG13 just to be on the safe side.
Hermione has a favorite threat, but does she really mean it? Set in the "Lessons" universe.
On a quest to find James, Lily stumbles into a mystery. Why is Remus tied up in a closet? What is that awful corn crisp smell? Do the Marauders really have a zoo in their room? And where IS James anyway? 7th year fic.
A little PWP wherein Harry and Hermione sneak off for a little lovin'. It's difficult to come up with something unique when it comes to Harry and Hermione's first time while at Hogwarts, so why beat 'em when you can join 'em?
Come visit Fiji and all its many splendors like white beaches, man eating hats, exotic wild life, interpretive dancing, clear oceans, and late night swims in dress robes! SECOND in the "Lessons" series.
The Marauders prepare for James and Lily's wedding. Based on Laverinth's The Groomsmen.
Some things are best left unexplained like why moose aren't called meese and why fingers don't fing. Love used to be one of them until Hermione got her hands on it.
A series of three vingettes where Harry and Hermione realize they don't need to be in Hogwarts to learn something new. FIRST in the series.