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Ain't Life Grand? by beverlyhills
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Ain't Life Grand?

beverlyhills

A/N: Woah. Heh heh. Allright let's, you know calm down. I'm not a secret H/G shipper and I'm not out to get everyone. This is a story. On Portkey. Where H/Hr is shipped. Remember? I told y'all this was unorthodox and something new. So let's read with an open mind. Thanks to all that reviewed. I'll try to get the chapters up faster so we can get to the good part. Okay? Okay. Here we go. Oh boy.

It was 3:32 am. Shit.

Hermione tiptoed through the corridors trying not to be seen by Filch or that damn cat of his. Sometimes she wished Crookshanks would finish off Mrs. Norris for the whole school. A couple of portraits would awaken as she walked by past and would whisper among themselves. She looked up and saw a portrait of a young man staring intently at her. She winked at him and he blushed. She laughed silently and continued to walk eastward towards Gryffindor tower.

She silently walked to the Fat Lady and said the password (Abstinence, what a joke) and entered the common room and gasped loudly.

Harry was right in front of her.

Harry's eyes were bloodshot with lack of sleep, and he hissed at her, "Where the hell have you been? Do you know how worried I've been? I thought you were gonna meet me and Ginny at Hogsmede? Where'd you go!" he finished fervently acting like an enraged father whose little girl just got back from sneaking out of the house.

Hermione looked up at Harry's green eyes and whispered innocently, "Oh Harry I'm so sorry! I completely forgot! I'm sorry." She walked over to a desk where she had left her books at.

Hermione wasn't sorry. She knew they were supposed to meet up with Harry and Ginny and double-date. She just couldn't stand being with them both looking so happy for an hour. The last time they did she thought she made explode, she was so heart-broken seeing them laugh and steal kisses, while she sat with Terry with his arm around her.

So she went with Terry back to his room rather than go.

Harry glared at her. "I was a mess waiting for you and that asshole," he said angrily.

Hermione picked up her books when she turned around. "What?"

Harry walked over to her. "You heard me. That asshole you call your boyfriend." Hermione blinked.

"Why the hell would you say that," she said softly.

Harry didn't back down. "Because he uses you! Don't you see! He only goes out with you to fuck you! I don't even think he knows your name! All he does is call you sweetheart or baby or whatever fucking name he can think of! I thought you were better than that Hermione! I thought you were smart. How could you let him use you like that? FUCK!" He walked to her and knocked her books out of her hand.

Hermione didn't say anything. She bent down to pick up her books. When she came up she said, "How dare you say that Harry."

Harry let out a roar. He stepped towards her and grabbed her shoulders and shook them softly. "How dare I? How dare he treat you like that!" He took a breath. "Fuck Hermione," he let her go. "You're not even 18."

Hermione swallowed. "What I do is none of your business, Harry. I don't ask you what you do with Ginny, do I?"

Harry shook his head. "This is so unlike you Mione. I mean, you're supposed to be a good girl! I thought you were supposed to wait until after marriage."

Hermione stared at Harry. "Go to hell." She walked towards her dorm. Harry stepped in front of her. "Hermione, listen to me. I'm only saying this because I care about you. I know Terry. He plays Quidditch. I know what he's like, and he's a guy. He has sex with any girl he can. He's a player. Sooner or later he's gonna find someone else and dump you. But besides that, he's probably got a thousand diseases." He put a hand on her shoulder. "Hermione, just…." he closed his eyes. "just stop."

Hermione said softly, "Harry, thank you for caring for me. But I'm a big girl I can take care of myself." And with that she shrugged off Harry's hand and went upstairs, closing the door softly behind her.

Harry walked to the door and rested his head on it. "Fuck Hermione. Where'd you go?"

A/N: Argh! Hermione! Listen to Harry! He cares for you!!! Oh Harry, such a good guy. REVIEW!!