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Ain't Life Grand?

beverlyhills

A/N: I hope everyone had a very merry Christmas!!!! This is the last chapter with any Terry/Hermione. From then on its smooth sailing…kind of.

BEEEEP! BEEEP!

Hermione opened her eyes. "Noooo." She rolled over on her bed and put the pillow on top of her head. What time is it? She thought. She peeked out from under her pillow. 6:00 AM. Only two hours of sleep.

Hermione groaned and sat up. She pulled her curtains open and could see Lavender and Parvati stirring. She tiptoed out of the room and walked down the hall to the showers. She turned the water on hot and allowed the steaming water to cleanse her body.

She closed her eyes and thought about what Harry said last night. It was true, sooner or later Terry would just dump her. He was just a playboy, everyone at school knew it. Hermione opened her eyes. And now everyone at school knew that she, Hermione Granger, prefect, Head Girl candidate, was a slut.

She turned off the water. Not that anyone thought of her like that really, she thought. It was funny, no one really talked about her and Terry like that. Good. Merlin. She stepped out of the shower and put on her robe and was walking back to her room, when she saw Ginny pass by her. "Hey Hermione," she said easily. Hermione stopped. "Hey Ginny. Sleep well?" Ginny smiled slowly and said, "Harry slept with me last night. Not, you know, but it was so nice, just me in his arms. Harry is so great Hermione. "

Hermione was drying her hair with the towel. "Uh-huh." She couldn't say anything else. Ginny closed her eyes and leaned against the wall. Hermione started to walk away but Ginny called her back. "Hermione?" She stopped and turned around. "Yeah?"

Ginny looked nervous. "Can I…ask you something?"

"Sure Gin. What?"

Ginny bit her lip. "You've had sex…with Terry right?"

"….Yeah…"

"Well, how do you know."

"Know what?"

"You know, when to….do….it?"

"I don't know Ginny, sleeping with Terry was a mistake. Don't sleep with Harry. It'll just fuck things up ."

"But then, why did you?"

"Because, Ginny, I fell for his good looks and his charm. I was stupid, okay? I don't, I don't know why." Hermione felt her eyes well with tears and she closed them. "I've been real stupid, okay?" She started to walk away.

"Wait-Mione!"

"What?"

"I don't want to sound rude or disrespectful or anything, but I'm just curious. I've never done anything with Harry that's bad but, he never seems to be into it when where kissing, so I think…"

She does not want to be having this conversation with Ginny.

"…that maybe, I don't know, we should spice up some things? I've heard some of the girls talking and well, have you…ever…s-ucked….Terry?"

"Merlin, Ginny! Leave me alone!" She felt her temper start to rise. "What I do with my boyfriend is none of your damn business! If you want to suck Harry or…whatever…please don't talk to me about it! I DON'T want to hear it! God!" And with that she stormed back to her room.

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Hermione couldn't concentrate all day in her classes. She couldn't stop thinking about Harry and Ginny…like that. She glanced at Harry who was struggling to pay attention to Professor Binns. She nudged him and he smiled at her.

That gorgeous smile that made her want to kiss him.

The bell rang and she grabbed her books and headed to Arithmancy. She was climbing the stairs when she felt someone grab her book bag. She turned around and smiled. "Hey baby!"

Terry took her books and carried them for her. "Hey beautiful. Ready to crack open our books for finding the square root of what happens when you mix two non-prime numbers together and subtract the positive integer?" Hermione laughed.

"Everyday." Terry kissed her, a slow, deep one. A group of fifth year girls were walking down the staircase when they saw that, and started whispering behind their hands. Hermione broke away and cleared her throat. Terry looked at one of the girls and smiled, making the girl blush. Hermione hit Terry's arm. He looked at her in surprise. "What?"

"Don't flirt with other girls right in front of me."

"I can't help it baby. I'm just so sexy." He rubbed his hands up and down his chest and Hermione hit him again " Ow! Cut it out!" he laughed. She hit him playfully again and he dropped her books. "Aw, see what you made me do baby? I dropped your books. Your precious precious books." Hermione smiled and shook her head. She turned around but Terry grabbed her.

He stood in front of her and rested his hands on her hips. "Hey, you want to skip this class, baby? I don't know about you but Advanced Arithmancy isn't what I call a good time."

Hermione laughed, "Terry, baby, we skipped way too many times." Terry grinned and pulled her close as his eyes flashed dangerously as he said quietly, "Then what's one more time?"

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Hermione walked in the bathroom. She looked in the mirror and fixed her hair. Just then the door burst open and there stood Lavender. She leaned against the wall and shook her head, a smile playing at her lips. "Damn, Hermione. I was wondering were you and Terry ran off to."

Hermione put her hair in a ponytail. "Just the same place you and Dean always go." Lavender gasped mockingly and said, "How did you know?"

Hermione laughed. "Just a hunch." She went inside the stall and Lavender took the one right next to it.

"So you and Terry still going strong?"

"As strong as ever I guess."

" You guys look cute together. It's like the two best-looking people in Hogwarts finally hooked up… Oh damn. Hey have you got an extra tampon or something?"

"No I-" Hermione stopped. No she didn't have one. She didn't even have her period since…

"FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!"

Hermione flushed the toilet and ran out of the stall and left.

"Hello? Mione? I still kind of need that. Hello? Mione..."

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Hermione ran up the stairs to her room. She looked at her calendar where the big X marked when she took the contraceptive potion. It was for last week, the week before, all for a month, the week be-

Hermione dropped to her knees. She took a deep breathe. She swallowed and closed her eyes. She had started sleeping with Terry a month ago. Fuck. She didn't take it in that first week. Fuck. Fuck. FUCK!!!

Okay, calm down, she thought. She slowly got up and looked in one of her potions book. Page 53. There. Early Pregnancy Potion. She ran her finger down the instructions. It wasn't - it wasn't hard to do.

Shit. Okay. You just gotta…FUCK! How could she have been so stupid! "Fuck," she said softly. She felt tears welling in her eyes. She slammed the book shut and went down to the common room. She saw Ginny and Harry cuddled up in one armchair near the fire, Harry playing with her straight red hair. She walked out of the portrait hole.

Lavender was walking by. "Hermione, where the hell did you go? I had to-" but Hermione kept walking. She went down to Madam Pomprey. Shit. How the hell was - shit. Forget it. She'll just do it herself. She turned around and walked back to the common room, past an already bewildered Lavender.

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Back in her room she was able to put together the potion fairly quickly (good thing you're the cleverest witch of your age, you stupid idiot, she thought). She poured it in a cup and took a breath. She drank it.

Okay, now wait 10 minutes.

Oh Merlin, what if she was pregnant? What would she do? What…what would Terry say? Should she get rid of it? Would Terry help?

She had locked the door to the dorm room. She sat on the bed and thought about that fateful night with Terry.

"Baby, you know I love you right?"

What an idiot she was. After Terry said that, she was so glad, finally, she could concentrate on her and Terry's relationship instead of her non-existent one with Harry. And then she fucked with Terry. She fucking fucked Terry because he was - fuck.

Merlin Hermione, you're such a stupid idiotic slut. Fuck!

Ten minutes had passed.

20 minutes…25.…

Okay, she thought, do the spell and see if it comes out blue for pr-preg-na…nt, or red for relief.

She raised her wand.

Just do it and get it over with, it's probably nothing anyway. Fuck fuck fuck fuck please don't be blue…oh please….

She said the incantation and looked down and passed out.

It was blue.

A/N: Now she's screwed. She's in trouble now. See? Review please!!!!