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Dear Jounal, My name is Harry Freaking Potter by hpaggf111
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Dear Jounal, My name is Harry Freaking Potter

hpaggf111

I do not own anything except the characters I created and the storyline. JK Rowling is the genius who started it all.

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Chapter One

Dear Journal,

Today, was the first day of school. You could look at it two ways. It was a good day and it was a bad day. I arrived at Platform 9 and three quarters on time. Draco was already there with his ghostly pale mother and father. So far things were going good. I met with my other Slytherin friends and we laugh and joked. This is where things start to get a little bad. Since I am Head Boy, I had to meet with the Head Girl. I couldn't have been more excited. Here I am getting ready to meet with the object of my desire. I walked down to the Head Boy and Girl compartment. She's already there. Before I open the sliding doors, I check my reflection in the glass. I'm looking bloody gorgeous. I puff out my chest a little bit and I walk in. AND YOU WOULD NOT BELIEVE WHAT HAPPENED. NOTHING. NOTHING HAPPENED. SHE DIDN'T EVEN ACKNOWLEDHE MY PRESENCE. Okay, I need to calm down a bit. Whew…Alright, I'm calm. So she doesn't even look up from the gigantic book she's reading. By the way books over a 100 pages should be illegal. So I'm standing there waiting for her to look at me. She doesn't. I do that whole fake cough to get someone's attention thingy. She finally looks up. I look into her beautiful brown eyes and say hi. She says hi back and then goes back to reading. At this point I'm confused. Obviously, she has to know who I am. I have a scar on my forehead to prove it. So I cough again. She looks up from her book.

"Are you sick?" she asked me.

"No, I'm the Head Boy."

"What's your name?" she asked.

IS SHE SERIOUS?? What's MY name? HARRY FREAKING POTTER. I didn't actually say that. I just smiled and said "Potter, Harry Potter."

"Nice to meet you," she states all cute. Then she goes back to reading. READING. A BOOK. What in Merlin's name is so bloody interesting about that book? I actually did say that. Do you know what she says? She says "everything is interesting. It's Hogwarts, A History."

HOGWARTS, A HISTORY!! Oh, come on. That has to be the most boring book ever written. But I smile and I say "what's so interesting about it?" She begins to tell me these facts about Hogwarts. I sorta zone out and stare at her breasts. I don't think she liked that too much. And I only come to that conclusion because she slams the book shut. I look at her bewildered. She says "There is nothing down there for you." I smirk and tell her "Well, we could change that."

I was totally joking. I think. Well, she throws a hissy fit and starts calling me all these names. Conceited, pig, arse, egotistical..usual insults that an overreacting female might say. Then she says the worse thing. She says "The only reason for you to talk to me is if it has to due with our duties. Other than that, I want you and your ego to leave me alone."

She walked out of the compartment after that. I think I'm going to have to change my approach. I told Draco what happened and he just laughed his arse off. I even talked to Pansy Parkinson about it. She says that the way to get to Hermione is to find out what she likes. So that is what I am going to do. First thing tomorrow, I am going to have a talk with her friends and see what she's into.

I'll keep you posted

HJP

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