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Dear Jounal, My name is Harry Freaking Potter by hpaggf111
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Dear Jounal, My name is Harry Freaking Potter

hpaggf111

I do not own anything except the characters I created and the storyline. JK Rowling is the genius who started it all.

Please take the time to review. Reviews are greatly appreciated.

Thank you to everyone that reviewed. A lot of you asked the chapters to be longer. Honestly, I have no intention of making them that much longer.

Chapter Two

"Hermione!" yelled Harry as he ran to catch up with her. She continued to walk.

"Hey, I was calling your name," he stated as he finally caught up with her.

"I know," she replied. "I was ignoring you."

"Why?"

"Because I don't want to talk to you."

"You're talking to me now," he commented.

"That's because you don't know how to take a hint. For the past two weeks, I've been blatantly hinting that I don't want anything to do with you," she explained. "You've been too daft to realize it."

"No, I realized it. I just don't see why you don't want anything to do with me."

"Too bad. Now leave me alone."

"Can't do that."

"That could be considered stalking."

"Well, call an auror."

Hermione rolled her eyes and whispered a spell. Harry immediately felt his feet freeze in place. He couldn't move.

"Hey, what did you do?"

"I told you to leave me alone," she stated as she turned left down a hallway.

Harry frowned as he watched her go.

Dear Journal,

So I think I'm making some progress with Hermione. Lately, she's been ignoring me. I say hello, she doesn't reply. But I made a breakthrough. A HUGE breakthrough. I have figured out how to get her to spend more time with me. The late night rounds aren't doing to good because she always goes the opposite way I'm going. So after some thinking, I've come up with a brilliant plan. I'm talking ingenious!! I was just sitting at the quidditch pitch when it hit me. Hermione loves school! She loves learning and she loves to get good grades. Now, for this year each potion student must create a potion. A concoction of all kinds of things, it can have anything in it but it has to have a purpose. Every student gets a partner and they spend the entire year trying to make their potion work. This is perfect. I'm in potions. Hermione is in my class. I plan to get her to be my partner. Professor Slughorn loves me. He practically kisses my feet when I walk into class. All I have to do is ask him to assign Hermione as my partner. Then she's forced to spend time with me. She won't want to get a bad grade, so she can't ignore me anymore. Isn't this great? I am a whiz kid. Two pats on the back for me. Other than that I've found some other things out. I paid some first year 10 galleons to find out some information on Hermione. This is what he's found:

She likes to read more than anything.

She is advocating for Elf rights.

She is single.

Ron Weasley has a crush on her, but she doesn't seem to like him (which is completely understandable. The guy is a complete dolt.)

Her favorite food is spaghetti and meatballs.

She likes cherry flavored sugar quills.

And she hates Harry Potter with a passion.

Now, that is exciting! She hates me with a PASSION!! Passion! Do you see that? PASSION!! Passion is a very strong power. She has a very strong passion for me! This is just great. The face that she hates me is a bit of a bummer, but it's passionate. Which means she takes the time to think and feel a certain way about me. I'm getting closer and closer. Soon, that passion will be focused on her loving me. I mean come on, it's me. I'm a lovable guy.

I'll keep you posted

HJP

Reviews are greatly appreciated!!!

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