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The Python Defense

by canoncansodoff

NC17 Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 5 Horror Humor
In progress 55,980 words in 10 chapters Published 10 Dec 2008, last updated 22 Sep 2010

Harry borrows dialogue from Monty Python's Holy Grail during one of Snape's Remedial Potions lessons. It backfires when Snape retaliates and discovers who Harry secretly lusts after. Harry preemptively comes clean with the other witches and true love!Hermione, and then they they retaliate. An occasionally disturbing, often bawdy crack-fic.

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  1. 1 A Bawdy Beginning
  2. 2 A slightly less smutty start to the middle
  3. 3 A flirty middle part of the middle section
  4. 4 A smutty end to the middle (once Ginny exits, of course)
  5. 5 In Between Fantasy and Reality
  6. 6 Setting Their Own Stage
  7. 7 Skirmishes
  8. 8 untitled
  9. 9 Home, Sweet Home
  10. 10 untitled