Harry borrows dialogue from Monty Python's Holy Grail during one of Snape's Remedial Potions lessons. It backfires when Snape retaliates and discovers who Harry secretly lusts after. Harry preemptively comes clean with the other witches and true love!Hermione, and then they they retaliate. An occasionally disturbing, often bawdy crack-fic.
Harry figures things out when Hermione is allowed to dress the Golden Trio in coordinated Star Wars-themed outfits for a Halloween costume ball.
A seventh-year saga that begins one hour after Dumbledore's funeral. Harry gets some unexpected and unexpectedly useful help from the Muggle World...so much that he wonders whether the power he knows not is actually Her Royal Majesty and her government! HHr, RWLL
Head Girl Hermione explains to Head Boy Harry how to properly interpret and enforce school rules that are suspiciously similar to the posting guidelines found on a certain fanfiction web site. Crack-fic parody, centered around the distinctions between "M" and "MA" -rated stories.
Hermione and the other new fifth-year female prefects are surprised to learn that they have additional responsibilities that aren't described in the Prefect's Handbook. Her work as a member of the subversively gay-tolerant Coven of Prefects forces Hermione to think about more than just books. Harry benefits.
Harry gets a bright idea. Hermione doesn't think to much of it when the idea involves making her knickers disappear. So Harry tries to make things better by making her a new pair...but they're black, and sheer, and thong-backed. Surely there's a good reason for this, right?
ONE SHOT - Harry needs a safe place to soak with his Second Task egg, but the Marauder's Map always shows the Prefect's Bath busy with overlapping dots. Dobby helps out, and Harry and Hermione end up doing some overlapping of their own.
Just another shameless plot device to make Harry and Hermione realize their feelings with the help of some bared skin...Yenta Tonks schemes when she's asked to provide the "entertainment" for the bachelorette party that Hermione is in charge of.
Hermione decides to test the wards on Privet Drive by making an overnight visit to Harry's bedroom. And then it's Luna's turn. And Katie's. Then Fleur's, Lisa's, and Susan's.....yes, it's HHr, this is portkey, right?
Harry and Hermione would give up their lives to save Ron's in a heartbeat, but would they be willing to give up their virginities? COMPLETED! Very, very NC-17.
Harry gets more than he bargains for when he reluctantly agrees to pose for the great Master Rondino. So does Hermione. FINALLY, THE LAST ACT.
Harry engages Ron in a poetry slam....guess which one comes up with the limericks.
Harry and Hermione get more than they initially bargained for when they employ flirtation as grief therapy.
Harry learns a lot about Hermione when he's asked to pick a movie from her video collection. One-shot.