Harry and Hermione were in the library room. Sirius had come back and told them about what had happened at the Weasleys and explained how Arthur was handling it. They roared with laughter at the prank that Sirius had pulled with Arthur's help.
Hermione was smirking that the girl she looked at as her rival had gotten her comeuppance. Harry was just relieved that it would be handled quietly. Sirius had moved back to the guest house with a promise to Hermione that he would only tell Moony and would make him promise not to tell anyone else. Sirius was back in the pranking game, though, and he had to share with his fellow Marauder. It was Marauder's Honor!
Hermione had moved that they celebrate. She had attacked Harry and, if anyone was watching, they would have thought that Hermione was trying to eat him. Hermione had one arm around Harry's neck and her other hand was playing on his stomach, while Harry's hands were on her back moving her top further and further up. All in all, Hermione considered, a very satisfying snog.
"Hi Guys!"
Harry and Hermione froze and both groaned aloud. Harry looked over. "Larry. Bob."
Hermione looked over as she pulled away from Harry. "Is there something completely important or are you just having fun with us?" Hermione had started to lose her overawe of authority, especially of a certain two who worked at Afterlife, Inc.
Larry: "Nope,"
Bob: "Besides, we DO have a line we won't cross. You weren't there yet."
Hermione: Yet being the operative word. "So this is just a review?"
Larry: "Yep."
Harry: "How am I doing?".
Larry: "Good. Good. Quite good. I have to admit, We enjoyed how you handled the current Weasley problem."
Bob: "Us and a few blokes from the office were watching when Sirius went. It was the biggest laugh we've had in a century."
Hermione: "Watch? How often do you watch us?"
Bob: "Not very often. Usually we just keep track in files. But on special occasions we have a monitor we can use."
Harry: "What was the special occasion?"
Larry: "We were totally bored, and so were some of our co-workers. We saw the note in the file and decided to have a watch. Better than a football game. A few beers, and some good laughs. It was a nice party."
Harry: Now I'm entertainment. "So, Lora is still happy?"
Larry: "She was at the party. Laughed as hard as anyone."
Harry: "Well, as long as she isn't upset with me."
Larry: "Nope."
Harry: "So, any more suggestions from Destiny Repair?"
Bob: "Working on it. A few of the blokes had a look through the file at the party. They had a few."
Harry: "A few?"
Bob: "Yeah. Most won't work. But it was a right laugh."
Hermione: "What was so funny?"
Bob: "Sam suggested adding a couple more girls for a Harem."
Hermione: "A HAREM??"
Bob: "Wouldn't work. Harry is too devoted to you. But it would have been fun otherwise."
Hermione kissed Harry
Larry: "Oh, and Zeke had the one about you going back and saving Quirrell before he got possessed."
Bob: "You're at your limit without special permission from the Board, though."
Harry: "Thank Merlin."
Bob: "He's on the Board."
Hermione: "So, is there anything we need to know?"
Larry: "Like how it's gong with Dobby and Winky. Keep it up."
Harry: "That's good. We love them."
Bob: "We know. You might expect a few more house elves."
Hermione: "MORE?"
Larry: "You still don't have all the information. It's ok. One of these days, talk to Winky and Dobby."
Hermione huffs: "Ok."
Larry: "Anything else Bob?"
Bob: "Nope. You got anything?"
Larry: "Nope. You guys have anything."
Harry: "Not right now."
Hermione: "No. Glad you stopped by. You can see yourselves out?"
Larry and Bob: "See you!" Poof!
Harry was no longer in the mood, and Hermione had settled down herself. They cleaned up the work they had been doing, including the lists of steps they were planning and kissed goodnight and went to their separate beds.
Hermione was really starting to dislike a certain two beings. Even if they had sent Harry back to her. Some things just went beyond the pale.
A/N: Sorry for the shortness, but I had it in mind and had to get it out tonight. Not the normal format for my writing, but it worked in this case. it won't happen again. Hope everyone had a laugh.