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    Harry the House-Elf Helper by moogle

    Hermione manages to get Harry to help her with S.P.E.W, but it's not in the way he had in mind.

    PG Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 5 Humor Romance
    Complete 1,655 words in 1 chapter Published 14 Jul 2007

    Goody Two Shoes, or Sexy New Shoes? by moogle

    The most OOC, cliched fic I could think of. Written for 7 fore 7 challenge.

    PG13 Draco & Ginny Books 1 - 5 Humor Romance
    Complete 1,086 words in 1 chapter Published 13 Jul 2007

    A Maiden's Kiss by moogle

    First kisses are supposed to be something to remember, but circumstances made this one unforgettable.

    PG Draco & Ginny Books 1 - 4 Humor Romance
    Complete 1,481 words in 1 chapter Published 13 Jul 2007

    The Unwritten Last Chapter by padfoot_puppyeyes

    A oneshot I wrote as a pathetic attempt at humor before JK announced that the last word was no longer "scar". It still appealed to me, so I wrote it. It has a surprise ending (one I'm sure you'll all hate) but what can I say- I like surprises. O=) VERY SHORT Harry's last thoughts as he defeats Voldemort...

    PG Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 6 Horror Humor
    Complete 1,036 words in 1 chapter Published 13 Jul 2007

    Hands by Daisy Miller

    Hands are the window to the soul.

    PG13 Ron & Luna Books 1 - 5 Humor Romance
    Complete 15,763 words in 10 chapters Published 4 Aug 2006, last updated 12 Jul 2007

    Denial by goddess_of_ether

    Hermione Granger doesn't particularly care that everyone from her mother to fellow supermarket shoppers are telling her that she and Harry Potter would make a lovely couple. Nevermind that her new case from the Department of Mysteries, involving a half-splinched time-traveling wizard, has her and Harry in close quarters as they track down what exactly went wrong. They're just friends . . . right? [Discontinued]

    PG13 Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 6 Humor Romance
    Abandoned 10,518 words in 3 chapters Published 12 Feb 2007, last updated 12 Jul 2007

    Mystery of the Magic 8 Ball by moogle

    What harm could possibly arise over the discovery of a single magic 8 ball?

    PG Draco & Ginny Books 1 - 5 Humor Romance
    Complete 1,604 words in 1 chapter Published 12 Jul 2007

    Crippity Mites and Crumple-Horned Snorkacks by moogle

    Luna offends Ron, and now Ron wants revenge. What better way than to play a prank?

    PG Ron & Luna Books 1 - 5 Humor Romance
    Complete 1,481 words in 1 chapter Published 12 Jul 2007

    Sexiest Witches at Hogwarts by alayneni

    Harry's the current Defence Against Dark Arts teacher. Find out what happens when he discovers a list that his mischievous students have created instead of paying attention to his class.

    PG13 Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 6 Humor Romance
    Complete 9,252 words in 2 chapters Published 29 May 2007, last updated 10 Jul 2007

    Imaginary Friend by Harry/Hermione 4eva

    Harry thinks he’s loosing his mind. He has an imaginary friend but is she as imaginary as he thinks? Response to a challenge by reptilia28 on the forum side. VERY AU!

    G Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 6 Humor Romance
    In progress 7,769 words in 4 chapters Published 3 Jul 2007, last updated 9 Jul 2007

    My Knight in Shining Armour by moogle

    Harry and Hermione are transported into the world of fairy tales, set on their own little quest of finding "Happily Ever After."

    PG Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 4 Humor Romance
    Complete 7,631 words in 3 chapters Published 2 Jul 2007, last updated 7 Jul 2007

    Plastered by Facade

    Hermione narrates how her life has reached the lowest of lows. She has been in love with her best friend since the day she discovered her last boyfriend turned gay. Now that she hears Harry is to be engaged, she's determined to change her life around.

    PG13 Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 6 Humor Romance
    In progress 2,312 words in 1 chapter Published 7 Jul 2007

    Semele Perdita by LadyAkako

    Lily is faced with an onslaught of reports of a war beginning in the wizarding world that had once been her shelter from the accounts of tragedy coming from her own home. All the while, a certain James Potter has developed a strange habit of getting under her skin and she finds herself drawn to be his friend of sorts despite rivalries. L/J

    PG13 Lily & James Books 1 - 5 Humor Romance
    Abandoned 76,796 words in 29 chapters Published 30 Oct 2003, last updated 6 Jul 2007

    Common Sense by happy_daze

    "Sometimes I just want to bash my head against a wall. I can be incredibly stupid sometimes... incredibly girly." SHORT ONE-SHOT.

    G Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 6 Humor Romance
    Complete 995 words in 1 chapter Published 5 Jul 2007

    Bewitched by Longfletch

    What can drive Hermione Granger to madness and love? How about a Love Spell induced Harry? Filled with humor (hopefully), fluff, and small moments of anger. But mostly humor. Answer to the "Harry's Under A Love Spell" challenge over at Kindred Spirits.

    PG Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 6 Humor Romance
    Complete 24,336 words in 14 chapters Published 16 Dec 2006, last updated 2 Jul 2007

    What I Like About You by Amynoelle and Heaven

    As young girls, Hermione and Ginny met and made a pact that they would never date a boy. Little did they know, it would become a magical contract that would affect them in their later years at Hogwarts. Draco Malfoy's got his eye on Ginny, but to get the girl he has to get Hermione together with someone. And no one will date Hermione, the school 'shrew'... but perhaps there's one person who can understand her enough to break through her hard exterior. Also, will Ron ever get through to Luna, who he fancies more than anyone else in the school and can Neville work up the courage to tell Ginny how he really feels?

    PG13 Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 6 Humor Romance
    Complete 88,343 words in 20 chapters Published 13 Feb 2007, last updated 27 Jun 2007

    Hot Days Result in Cold Showers by AquamarineCrystal

    It's a really hot day outside. I wonder how Harry and Hermione will keep cool...

    PG13 Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 4 Humor Romance
    Complete 1,647 words in 1 chapter Published 27 Jun 2007

    Just Friends by prongs_69

    What happens when worlds collide and Harry realise's he's in love with his best friend??

    PG13 Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 6 Humor Romance
    In progress 2,715 words in 1 chapter Published 23 Jun 2007

    The Talk by HHRandG

    Scene Filler. Takes place on the Hospital Wing after the Quidditch "bat"? accident between McLaggen and Harry. Ron and Hermione reconciled and cleared the air between them. Ron had some explaining to do about his actions towards Hermione while Hermione spilled her most important secret about Harry.

    G Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 6 Humor Romance
    Complete 3,887 words in 1 chapter Published 22 Jun 2007

    Last Love's First Kiss by Vickles

    "Is it possible to have two first kisses with the same person?" Response to the 7 'fore 7 challenge - the first kiss. Told from Hermione's point of view. Post Hogwarts.

    G Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 6 Humor Romance
    Complete 1,481 words in 1 chapter Published 18 Jun 2007
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