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    Temporary Insanity by BeaumontRulz

    Hermione really did like studying. If she didn't study, then her mind would be filled with worry about what she didn't know about her subjects. What she didn't like was being disturbed. Harry disturbs her... and she goes temporarily insane. Oneshot!

    PG Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 5 Humor Romance
    Complete 3,281 words in 1 chapter Published 28 Jun 2006

    Life with the Dursleys by madhu893

    THIS IS NO RELATIONSHIP! not lily/james or anything! I've always imagined what Harry's first 11 years with the Dursleys was like. Don't you? somewhat AU because i make up a lot of the info.

    G Lily & James Books 1 - 6 Drama Humor
    In progress 1,366 words in 1 chapter Published 26 Jun 2006

    Pheromone, My Lovely by Cherry

    She crossed her legs, letting her skirt ride up quite a bit. She dangled her legs slightly. “Oh, Harry…” she said in a singsong voice. “Hmm?” Harry muttered, his eyes never leaving his parchment. “Just a moment Hermione, I-” His voice died as he noticed the very visible leg. He looked up, his eyes wide.

    PG13 Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 5 Humor Romance
    In progress 9,108 words in 8 chapters Published 9 Jan 2006, last updated 24 Jun 2006

    Drop in the Ocean by Amynoelle

    Alternate Universe—Following the defeat of Lord Voldemort, Harry Potter disappeared from sight. He keeps in contact with a few select friends, but only in letters. For the past five years, he’s lived on a private island, living a life of peace and anonymity. Meanwhile in London, Hermione Granger’s life isn’t going as she planned. Her job is stressing her out and she isn’t sure she’s in love with her boyfriend. When the pressures of her job get to be too much, her boss suggests she take a few months off. This, of course, will lead her to a private island where she just may find all that she’s ever wanted.

    PG13 Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 5 Humor Romance
    Complete 154,433 words in 27 chapters Published 3 Oct 2004, last updated 21 Jun 2006

    The Not-So-Common Cold by Br0ken.Dolly.x

    It's the day after the Christmas party, an Ginny's got a cold...but who gave her that...and why won't she tell her friends. . .? OneShot. T'is my attempt at humour. Ooh-er.

    PG Draco & Ginny Books 1 - 6 Humor Romance
    Complete 3,168 words in 1 chapter Published 19 Jun 2006

    Ice Cream Queen by Br0ken.Dolly.x

    Ginny has a little addiction for a certain frozen dessert. What happens after she's battled through brothers, Peeves and one of Luna's ramblings only to find. . .[OneShot]

    PG13 Draco & Ginny Books 1 - 6 Humor Romance
    Complete 2,781 words in 1 chapter Published 19 Jun 2006

    Lightning and Thunder by BeaumontRulz

    She hated thunderstorms. With a passion. They were just so dreary and depressing and frightening. She preferred starry nights with a full and beautiful moon. It was just so much more beautiful and romantic. So much quieter. There was another loud boom and Hermione whimpered again, biting her bottom lip. She was now debating with herself whether or not she should leave the comfort of her warm bed and go up to the comfort of her warm Harry...

    G Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 5 Humor Romance
    Complete 1,292 words in 1 chapter Published 18 Jun 2006

    The Special Two by BeaumontRulz

    Hermione was completely and utterly convinced that she was supposed to stay friends with her best friends. Ron was the idiot. He would copy her homework and attempt to protect her from sleazy arseholes. Harry was the hero, who would rather ask for help than copy her. And he was the one who really protected her. He was the saviour of the world and no one, not even the Slytherins, dared to mess with his Hermione. Oneshot!

    PG Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 5 Humor Romance
    Complete 2,870 words in 1 chapter Published 18 Jun 2006

    Stuck on You by BeaumontRulz

    Harry plus Charms equals disaster. Hermione offers to help him perfect the charm. And it's thanks to this charm that Hermione can scarcely think of anything other than Harry... oneshot

    PG Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 5 Humor Romance
    Complete 4,783 words in 1 chapter Published 18 Jun 2006

    I Could Have Read All Night by BeaumontRulz

    He looked back down at the book, ignoring her protests now. He suddenly grinned again and looked up at Hermione, almost disbelievingly. “’Slowly, voluptuously, he worked her lips apart, and her protests died away as he probed her mouth deeply with his tongue’. My dear Hermione, I had no idea you read this sort of thing!” he said in mock outrage, laughing softly as she began to struggle again. Oneshot!

    PG13 Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 5 Humor Romance
    Complete 2,140 words in 1 chapter Published 17 Jun 2006

    A Little Crazy by padfoot_puppyeyes

    Harry Potter always has been, and probably always would be, a little crazy. But maybe, Hermione thinks, she's a little crazy too. And maybe that's not such a bad thing....ONESHOT!

    PG Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 6 Humor Romance
    Complete 1,327 words in 1 chapter Published 10 Jun 2006

    The Talk by PHQ2004

    AU it started out as a quiet sunday afteroon...ONESHOT

    G Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 6 Humor
    Complete 1,025 words in 2 chapters Published 6 Jun 2006, last updated 7 Jun 2006

    Through With Love by danfan4ever

    My response to Soldierette's challenge, "Through With Love". Hermione gets her heart broken, so she decides to avoid that happening again she is through with love. Rating just to be safe. Sorry, I'm horrible with summaries. One Shot

    PG13 Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 6 Humor Romance
    Complete 4,743 words in 1 chapter Published 7 Jun 2006

    Cupid's Little Helper by moogle

    Anonymous love letters, confusion and snogging. All is happening in the Ministry of Magic, caused by a very bored ministry worker.

    G Ron & Luna Books 1 - 5 Humor Romance
    Complete 1,045 words in 1 chapter Published 6 Jun 2006

    Reflections by MeiQueen

    Follows Lily and James through Hogwarts, told from Lily's PoV.

    PG13 Lily & James Books 1 - 5 Humor Romance
    Complete 19,798 words in 7 chapters Published 7 Jan 2005, last updated 28 May 2006

    Rainbow Thoughts by Mischief Managed

    This switches on and off from Lily's and James's POV. Lily is not your ordinary red-haired, green-eyed, fiery-tempered witch. Oh, no. She has a secret, which shows how she views people. But she soon discovers another secret, one she shares with her new friend James. Together they go to Hogwarts, and as their secret strengthens, Lily is finding it harder and harder to conceal her other one. This will be a few chapters, and will have one sequel. Ch. 1 (The other was the Prologue) is up.

    G Lily & James Books 1 - 6 Humor Romance
    In progress 15,998 words in 4 chapters Published 26 Mar 2006, last updated 24 May 2006

    Sirius and James by madhu893

    This is the life with the marauders. Spanning all seven years of hogwarts. James and Sirius are cunning, handsome, mischievious, hearbroken and loved. In their seventh year, will they be able to say the three most heart-aching words in the universe? Young love, some lust, and truly Idiotic Best Friends. ADDED: Chapter 7 is up! What's Lily's secret? ( Rated PG-13 for humor in later chapters.. )

    PG13 Lily & James Books 1 - 6 Humor Romance
    In progress 13,654 words in 7 chapters Published 4 Aug 2005, last updated 23 May 2006

    Harry Potter and the Prime Minister of England by ladylaughalot

    Just a snippet that I wrote and wanted to share. Title is self explanatory.

    PG13 Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 6 Action/Adventure Humor
    Complete 2,252 words in 1 chapter Published 23 May 2006

    Ain't No Mountain High Enough by MissLexi

    Ah, what we do for love!

    G Harry & Hermione Books 1 - 6 Humor Romance
    Complete 520 words in 1 chapter Published 22 May 2006

    I'll Be by MissLexi

    Ron tries to get the girl - with a little help from his friends... R/L, H/HR, and a touch of D/G.

    PG Ron & Luna Books 1 - 6 Humor Romance
    Complete 4,720 words in 1 chapter Published 21 May 2006
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